He was NEVER seen again...

[@Maelys_ACNH]

I love the 90's tv show with low production value presentator cosplay that Coney always pulls out for this segment, so much

[@treedude4246]

God that would be coneys job if he wasnt a commentator Just like the head of a b list panel show

[@Wolfendeathx]

cosplay?

[@ArchiverOfWorlds]

Are you sure that's a cosplay?

[@yustinj.3910]

Public access core

[@Theorpo]

​@@yustinj.3910 genuinely

[@gnarwhalnoah]

27:29 literally watching this with my girlfriend in bed. We have seen every cringe confessional, and we watch youtube together almost every night at dinner. Welcome to the new era coney

[@adamwade2267]

This series legitimately makes me feel better about my cringe memories, just knowing it happens to everyone helps

[@hunbi1875]

It doesn't

[@ravioliman4319]

You’re alone it only happens to you

[@charliecampbell6851]

Lol you're getting a poll of the worst experiences from the cringiest people, it absolutely does not happen to everyonr

[@dvdmoreno2010]

Definitely not everyone 😂

[@lagspike7763]

The people in this reply section are high as hell. Cringe shit happens to everyone. Maybe it’s not as cringe as one armed witch but come on

[@PerfectDarkly]

26:23 - Coney and I sharing the same visible confusion about why her mom stealing $11 was such a crucial detail, and then the ball drops

[@Lulu_Lime]

Bro said $11: 🤨 Thousand: 😲😱

[@Herobrine100x]

Grand Larceny.

[@bibbyboxx2219]

The “Mickey Mouse Penis House” was maybe the most hilarious story yet.

[@villagecommenter8262]

Not as funny as the Bart story.

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

@@villagecommenter8262 Bart story was mid

[@The0-2DemonKing]

Dude I would've cracked up in historia and horror if someone just whispered in my ear: "The Mickey Mouse Penis House... Come Inside its Fun Inside"

[@thatoneguy9582]

person who submitted that is an _incredible_ storyteller

[@matthewbartlett3442]

The funniest part is that they thought it was genius

[@perriwinkleiii5361]

Cringe Confessional is far and away Coney's best segment. There's nothing like communing with strangers to laugh and cry about the detritus of the shared human experience

[@bumblessb]

The indomitable human spirit:

[@connorclay3063]

This is easily my favorite series on here. Never fails to make me laugh.

[@brianreyes3487]

Cringe confessional and react wars at the same time? We truly are too blessed

[@500superrich]

Coney busting out the accent and sounding like a completely different person had my DYING.

[@500superrich]

To follow up, I had to pause this stupid video at work to keep myself from laughing at the Mickey Mouse Penis House

[@hyperventalated]

@@500superrich the fucking Mickey Mouse Penis House whisper got me so bad LMAO

[@emeraldjayent2403]

Cringe confessional is my favorite series Coney does, so hyped for this.

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

5:17 is damn near exactly what happened with me and my wife, except roles were reversed. She was dating someone and I was incredibly in love with her. Years after she first found out we started dating. We now are married and have two kids. Sometimes, life uh.... Finds a way...

[@invertebrado]

Thats a magical history, thanks for sharing

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

@@invertebrado to be honest, I'm really fucking lucky because a lot of shit had to go right for this to happen. She was supposed to go to North Dakota for college, and ended up staying in State.. Had she gone to North Dakota, she would've hooked up with the guy she liked there that she met when visiting family since she was 10 and probably married him... There's a horseshoe up my ass man.

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

@@invertebrado this same dude traveled to our State to take her to our Senior Prom.... They did the dirty that night... Yeah, I'm really fucking lucky.

[@WohaoG]

glad it worked out

[@Sofnuuy]

27:10 that statement and Coneys reply is just amazing lmfao

[@onlysmiles4949]

I feel like that sentence on its own is a cringe confession

[@animatepokemonadventures7889]

“You are my worst enemy” is probably the funniest thing you could say to someone before throwing them out a window

[@DesTr069]

Coney's face lighting up in anticipation seconds before we get the reveal of what the cringe part of the story is why these are so good, lol

[@dynamiterobin7875]

Listening to all these romance stories reminds me of just how bad my love life is or rather lack of

[@KingR098]

Ay brother, at least we out here taking notes of what not to do lol

[@admiraltrench2508]

Best show on the Internet. Depends on how you define “best”. Or “show. Or “Internet”

[@timothyc5274]

the

[@calebwashere]

The worst show on television

[@WohaoG]

it is definitely the on the though, nobody can de"ny

[@Kaiser25]

The only fella that can leave me in tears of laughter consistently, many thanks Coney

[@christopherhammond5142]

I've got a great one. When I was around mid twenties I went to a farewell for one of my oldest friends at our local club. After all the bands had played he got up to say his small speech and, immediately, pointed to me in the audience. 'I'm really glad that Christo is here, one of my oldest friends, in fact, we tried on our first condoms together!'. Everyone in the place turned to look at me in the crowd (my mate was on stage and completely invulnerable with microphone in hand). In that moment I remembered that really weird time when we were about ten or eleven and trying to figure shit out. I cringed at my young self and everyone in the crowd, most of whom I knew didn't stop asking me about it for weeks and my mate just fucked right off after dropping that one.

[@ValueNetwork]

I love the mental image of a child’s first crush literally booking it because they got rumbled for stealing money!

[@someguy2350]

I'm fucking dying, each time I think "This is the best story ever," it IMMEDIATELY gets topped by another one. Top Tier Series.

[@cheesyb4975]

The best cringe confessions are the ones that are literally just crimes

[@Channel--Channel]

Cringe Confessional is one of my favorite series on youtube. I thought this was another weird commercial video cause of the yeet in the thumbnail but was pleasantly surprised by something even better

[@zjohnson101]

The "Mickey Mouse Penis House" story made me pause the video for 10 minutes bc i couldnt function bro I pray to God that story is real. Shit had me hysterical

[@trynid6867]

That’s not true in Omaha Nebraska we chop off the entire arms of various things and say “need a hand”

[@SP_Sour]

I wish there were a playlist for all the Cringefessional episodes, these are fun

[@CONEYZZ]

kzbin.info/aero/PLKIT4w6Pc8mS1K5e-u8LmyvZHdzRmaHDr

[@SP_Sour]

@@CONEYZZ Oh sick, thanks

[@kr1sistired161]

this series has made me realize every single time in my life a guy/girl has hit on me and i was completely oblivious to it

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Peeing on the closet floor!? No, no, no. You're supposed to grab all the tissues out of a box, pee into them all at once, then hide them in the corner of the closet. Duh.

[@darkn04]

What

[@beanonthefloor3750]

🔥

[@Lulu_Lime]

YOOOOO

[@andynachos2045]

The title sounds like he’s threatening me by talking about his past victims.

[@fatsamusprime]

I died to the Ralph Wiggums impression 😂

[@tgvelvet4985]

Oh my gosh so that second guy actuallysucks for ghosting her after being rejected but also her response was literally psychological warfare. She committed a war crime, geneva conventions absolutely shattered. No recovery from that.

[@demityrant1784]

What if he just didn't want a friendship? Is that not enough? Guess his emotions matter less than hers.

[@demityrant1784]

And before some attacks it, cause ya'll will for some reason. It's fair she rejected him as she wasn't interested as he is not entitled to having a relationship with her. In the same vein, she is not entitled to his friendship.

[@tgvelvet4985]

@@demityrant1784 Then he should have been up front with his intentions from the start and not build a friendship for the sole purpose of dating and then leave without any explanation when his advance was rejected. Communication is key. This isn't rocket science

[@demityrant1784]

@@tgvelvet4985 Alright fair but, a lot of relationships DO start with a friendship to get closer to each other where as opposed if one just opened up, the person may not right away be okay with that person. Guys and girls do this. The forwardness approach does, in a lot of situations snuff out chance for anything to grow as it starts the relationship off very awkward even if they are friends after. We are also not robots that just turn off our emotions, we do feel what we feel, and it is fair to feel those things. What if in the situation that a friendship did develop, but as humans do, feelings generated over time for one side? Then the person makes a move and is rejected, and cool, because person A doesn't like person B like that. Person B just doesn't want to deal with them anymore due to their emotions, as being around them could not be comfortable for them. They're not forcing person A into a relationship or some shit, they are abstaining and that was their choice. Ghosting, alright I'm with you on that, but if person B said "Alright I like you now, and I feel I can't be friends with you." Call that person what you will, but it is their right to live their life as they wish. would you be okay with that disconnect? Or is Person B forced to be Person A's friend. Is the ghosting specifically the issue in this case, or the fact that person B disconnected at all?

[@tokengabe]

this was my story lol i was like 10 at the time and i was embarrassed as hell so like yeah 😭 i talk to her now tho so it’s all good now

[@sircharles5476]

Coney I probably just had one of the worst days of my life but this made it so much better. Thanks man, and keep it up.

[@subzero9889]

Hopefully things have been better for you homie

[@farmingsim9813]

The Mickey Mouse Penis house is the most hilarious shit I've heard, that guy had a great sense of humor as a kid.

[@Devinswumps]

A round of applause for the last guy quite literally

[@rc_arcticbreeze832]

This is the best series ever, it makes me feel better about myself and my problems

[@potat__]

Ever since Stuart Little got punched I knew if Coney posted a video with this type of title it was cringe confessionals

[@jollyroger4970]

"havent played cod. im not that generation" coney bro your 30 not 60 my dude

[@Fikayoz]

How are you guys able to survive all this cringe??? I get second-hand cringe from all this and it literally just eats away at my soul, lmao. All these poor goobers

[@Joshyboy225]

F in the chat for Cringebot 3000’s happiness

[@byrontheusurper6505]

5:00 that's like Mami from Blue flag. God I love that shit, it's ungodly well-written

[@oscarrosales1736]

This is my favorite KZbin series right now.

[@thegoodthebadthequiky]

I feel the editor’s choice to play “Sunset Bridge” at 18:10 is intentional.

[@matthewbrown6573]

Only in day and age can you get away with telling a secret to "literally" everyone but your parents about something of theirs that you shouldn't of seen

[@grenaderat7547]

bro was crushing slizz

[@angryii5411]

The movie was Ace Ventura Jr

[@kolee8039]

these stories make me feel a lot better about myself

[@SsjkidsSaveCosmo08]

I like how half these aren't even cringe they're just fucking insane

[@jauntytoad]

ah, the return of my favorite coney series on youtube. today's gonna be a good day

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Cringe Confessional is always just so brutal. Wubby's version is a bit nastier, but Coney's is way more consistent.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

In regard to that second story and being friends with girls who have rejected you, sometimes you two talk through it and maybe become better friends and sometimes you want to shove your head in a blender everytime you see them but you can’t really get out because you’re in too deep and now your friends with her AND her boyfriend

[@five_6_seven_8]

"Dirty dancing! get it cause its like we...yeah no right for sure. And we'll just say to the kids they can’t watch it, that'll do!"

[@artemis-kinkyboikirby5539]

To the guy that smashed the lightbulb, if you break it you must eat it

[@dudedude2721]

I recently asked someone to dance with me for the first time ever (I’m in highschool rn) and got a cringe story of my own As dumb as it is other people doing worse than me makes me feel better

[@exeledusprince9165]

I gave you gold on the cringe submission form today, I hope you use it next episode

[@poakblammo853]

28:00 He must've thought she REALLY liked Markiplier

[@FirstTryFred]

This is my favorite series of yours to date.

[@PYGMYSMASHER30]

HOLY FUCK NO WAY WHEN I MOVED INTO MY HOUSE IN 2011 MY NEW NEIGHBORS TOLD ME THAT THE KID WHO LIVED IN IT PISSED IN THE CLOSET AND I FOUND OUT IN SUCH A BAD WAY ONE DAY BC THE RESIDUE TRULY WAS STILL THERE

[@PYGMYSMASHER30]

We got new floors around 2014 but I wonder if it was that kid

[@ruby_waffle]

Holy shit real?

[@PYGMYSMASHER30]

@@ruby_waffle closet pisser would have to disclose his identity and honestly I don’t know if I would in his case

[@draco2351]

Bart really got defenistrated

[@LeftBootT]

so happy i could come back through all the cringe confessionals i missed and catch up on the cringe. many thanks coney edit: dad is indeed a level 20 paladin

[@therighttrousers343]

The dad saying that was obviously just making a joke about the noise levels, I think OP was just oblivious.

[@potatochipclips]

I am just saying if I look up and see a 5ft tall bary Simpson falling from the sky, I immediately become one of those, "The end is near, repent for your sins," people.

[@Redspirit358]

the cinge content is a banger , gotta keep this series going

[@Crazy56U]

8:07 "Get Ralph Wiggumed!" needs to enter common parlance.

[@therighttrousers343]

At least the kid knows now not to tell people they're going to rat them out before doing so.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Coney looks like such a dad here

[@maceybeddall2478]

Best show on the Internet hands down

[@ChunkyBB]

I love the coney ost, I need it NOW

[@williamferro4536]

Everyone was talking about pausing the disney channel movie, but why didn't he actually just wait for commercials

[@tpc_red9884]

If that Disney channel movie was Get a Clue I totally get it, that movie slaps!

[@therighttrousers343]

Guy should've said yes when asked if he still liked her then busted into the torture dance to assert dominance.

[@elijahhenry5760]

This one is the best one by a mile

[@MasterHand4444]

This is my absolute favorite coney show. Never fails to make me laugh

[@joshbtv980]

I have never laughed so hard at one of these series as this episode

[@orangeScentedBleach]

This is Coney's best series

[@angelor9211]

Respect to the E-mail guy, might've been cringe but it could've been worse if he had a Sip moment from Billy and Mandy

[@maryo8039]

As somebody from omaha nebraska, throwing light bulbs is a common pastime

[@twelvevoltage]

Hey Coney, I really enjoyed you're video with jmcroft and definitely think you guys should do one on your channel or another video in the future, 2 of my favorite creators

[@onlysmiles4949]

18:09 The music makes this so much funnier

[@calpike]

Collabing with TK on this show would be gold

[@RoninOwin1738]

The Mickey Mouse story reminds me of this inside joke where me and my friends would just randomly say “Mickey Mice has Lice” or something

[@Jacoby511]

This has to be the best show on the internet

[@theofmino6180]

That last high five part literally happened to me with my ex-girlfriend two years ago🤣

[@theofmino6180]

it was only one high-five tho

[@DoMorrMusic]

@@theofmino6180 I saw this comment before the story and it only made sense AFTER I heard it

[@DoMorrMusic]

17:20 is one of the funniest quotes from this series

[@BloopTheNoop]

The bot talks about not having uplifting stories. What about the couple of people who shit themselves accidentally and then got married?

[@JadeSune]

Alright, I stopped watching these because some of them legitimately hurt, but this one was pretty chill and hilarious.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

8:35 that's a coney bit

[@Thefrogking15]

I feel so old after the chatter said, why didnt he just pause it?

[@EliTheGleason]

OH MY GOD I WANT CONEY TO HAVE A HOST OF WACKY SIDE CHARACTERS, PUPPETS, PEOPLE IN DINOSAUR SUITS, GO FULL ON SATURDAY MORNING KIDS TV

[@pablo_the_zolo]

at the end of the episode emotion overcame me and i stood up and started clapping

[@sizzledan31]

Love this series

[@pixelpowergaming]

Just put in my own story hope it gets chosen lmao

[@NugeSmashFE]

Disney movie had to be Eddie's Million Dollar Cookoff

[@DoMorrMusic]

the church camp story sent me

[@mayaevans5668]

I see u with that rehab monster that shits good as

[@radicard5193]

27:30 Well I'm a man in his 20s and me and my girlfriend always watch your videos on our dates. So.......

[@piik2896]

I hate that he said Omaha Nebraska as a small town. They have like 480k people and I’m from a town of 10k I also know of towns that have a a couple hundred in Nebraska

[@Peanut-hr3jh]

LETS GO CRINGE CONFESSIONAL

[@jpshy1130]

How did I know it was cringe confessionals even before I noticed the shirt

[@ballisticboo7808]

Blue background

[@byrontheusurper6505]

6:20 that's stupid, I saw so many movies with my female friends. Although I would have let the date go through and tell her afterwards or some other time

[@dextresen]

ive thought about the mickey mouse penis house story every once in a while since i first saw this video, like a fucking mind contagion

[@ExileOfSand]

Cringe Confessional is genius!!!