WEIRD Commercials From My Childhood - ConnerTheWaffle

My childhood was 95% commercials
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[@SlasherMiniFilms]

Billy Mays was a gem, and was a local legend here in Tampa. His son, Billy III, is an ambient musician who releases music under the name Infinite Third!

[@juangutierrez5400]

Wait what?

[@retrospector04]

Faxs

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Ah JG Wentworth, now THAT’s how you promote your company

[@dusty987]

I see you a lot for some reason.

[@divinetwilight3491]

JG Wentworth 877-cash-now

[@luisreyes1963]

I hated those commercials.

[@ohyeahcory930]

ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >,___,

[@AiasOld]

IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!!!

[@secretpanda64]

The green ketchup put me in the hospital with a 105° fever when I was like 12. Had a sevier allergic reaction to it. Fun times, fun times.

[@apersonlol3669]

It probably used green 48 and most people are allergic to that dye

[@Code_Ax0]

Did you mean *severe ? Also sorry that happened to you 😨😥

[@monekysunglsa6682]

awsome and awfull

[@Wondezone]

My dad would never let me get it thank you for telling me this (I’m ten lol lemme shut up)

[@secretpanda64]

@@Code_Ax0 yup. Maybe cause I live in sevierville TN lol. I'm just used to spelling it like that

[@CinnamonGhost_Crunch]

"Because goshdangit I just need to be happy!" I- Connor you good?

[@Finalizor]

are any of us doing good???

[@rah9656]

@IanThe Savage what a knife?

[@niveth1]

Knife a p p l y d I r e c t l y t o t h e f o r e h e a d

[@niveth1]

Knife is only available at the dark web

[@annettekarenmills]

Tbh that quote can be a mood

[@GaaraLover1792]

I'm nearly 30 and I STILL don't know what a structured settlement is.

[@kenrickeason]

I never knew what it was until I was in my late 20s now heading to my mid 30s you have a lot of sh-t you will finally get the answers to.. Lol!!!

[@fidelgarcia2224]

It's a settlement that's structured

[@thenintendomaniac2368]

2,000s commercials were weird but so nostalgic Edit:wow thanks for the likes

[@doughyanimations6200]

Yeyeyeyeye

[@ColeIsTheBest]

@@doughyanimations6200 what the hell is this

[@doughyanimations6200]

@@ColeIsTheBest what

[@coolklefkisarecool]

We need all our commercials now to be weird and funny.

[@monekysunglsa6682]

true so true

[@theboogeyman433]

Imagine weird commercials promoting weird games also known as the: CONNER THE WAFFLE MAZE or CONNER THE WAFFLE SLAUGHTER either one is family friendly

[@lmopa1339]

0:22 I always hate these ads

[@forrests330]

Imagine using a search bar and this happens

[@based_department_agent]

I get these ads all the time at night

[@Heyelijah]

Excpecially when I stay up late till 2:00

[@mercury6025]

The guy that yelled "CRAZY GOOOOD!" was my idol.

[@SlyHikari03]

Same

[@phantolmao]

Ah, yes, W i l l i a m M a y s

[@cpmasterminer3952]

its my money, and I need it tomorrow

[@MasterOfTwisted]

Call jg wentworth 877 cash now

[@LylaDagger]

@@MasterOfTwisted It's my money and i need cash now.

[@MasterOfTwisted]

@@LylaDagger call jg wentworth 877 cash now

[@slashtheporcupine6746]

It’s not my money, but I still need it! *loads gun*

[@what-ie1bp]

When I was little I thought chia was said like "cheetah" I went home one night and told my mom that me and my friend sprayed water all over his cheetah.....I couldn't go there for 6 months

[@t.j.themaddman6643]

Why? What did she think you meant by his cheetah.

[@LackofAmbition]

Bro, I love your content and narrative. You’re literally the coolest.

[@Kamaikisser]

Simp

[@akkrekz]

@@Kamaikisser I don’t get it

[@Kamaikisser]

@@akkrekz exactly

[@BasVoet]

Amen!

[@RetroKidKnuckles]

Yeah

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

JG Wentworth? Cellino & Barnes is where it’s at

[@shortai207]

Dude are you role-playing

[@joeywheeler6615]

Kim

[@justwoomy]

Barnes died. It’s actually extremely sad. :(

[@KingExalted]

CALL JG WENTWORTH 877-CASH NOW

[@GoldenWeeb]

I legit choked when he played the Zoopals commercial.

[@maskpenn9443]

It's any second now, we'll have to deal with the poptart people uprising

[@double2254]

I never thought I would be having a Vietnam Flashback from Zoo Pals... that commercial haunted me. Thanks Conner lol

[@NatsuDragneel-qp5no]

I wish good old shows came back

[@roxassora2706]

Clone High got a reboot.

[@-Teague-]

@@roxassora2706 WHAT REALLY

[@roxassora2706]

@@-Teague- Yeah.

[@MikeJr9284]

I feel old rewatching these commercials. I saw most of these commercials growing up.

[@MrMeowstic7]

I remember those poptart commercials lol. Also I hope phil swift is in the next iconic commercials video

[@cjhs2006]

Nobody in my Middle School Ever Said Shit Like”Lint Licker”,we Just Straight up Cussed,I Learned to Cuss my 1st Semester of 7th Grade From All of The Teachers,&,Other Students Now Those Were The Days

[@d.t.h.1049]

As a mexican, of course I grew up on the other side, next to USA, I never saw any of these commercials, so it is really nice to have a look at what kind of commercial-wise content was always shown and advertised back then when I had other sort of commercials around here on Tacoland, so yep, I'm loving these videos, keep it up Conner!, I'm looking forward for the next part!

[@radiantgems5286]

I also remember Chia pets and zoo pals. Watching these commercials are like taking a trip down memory lane and I'm 15.

[@nicknack1744]

I love your channel, and I'm probably the only person to comment this in a long time but that fabulous earthbound intro- WOW! Thank you for creating so much enjoyable content, I truly cannot tell you how thankful I am with the amazing videos you post.

[@vap1777]

I've been watching this man over 6 years. Every time he comes out with a new Conner, I get excited. This is the best one ever!

[@monakelly5217]

Billy mays is like the Bob Ross of cleaning products

[@BloodRedFox2008]

Ah Billy Mays. Such an iconic part of the 00s that the 00s decided to take him with them (2009 was such a weird year when it came to how many celebrities died that one year alone, hell South Park did a whole episode about it).

[@Nintendude.]

I remember 2:47 Ahh classic.

[@driflooney]

Shrek made 2000s happy!

[@SageDucko]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) its just green

[@camstileprogram]

I was a fetus when that commercial came out I dont remember

[@Fine_AdditionToMy_Collection]

I rember the geico cave man comercial for some reason that was an iconic staple in my childhood

[@cjhs2006]

I Used to Get Wonderballs Whenever I Possibly Could Way Back in The Mid-Late 90s,&,Early 2000s Then I Got 1 Again When They Were Brought Back Like 1-2 Years Ago,They Were Bigger,&,Way More Awesome When I Was a Kid

[@LackofAmbition]

Lol. Your profile pic tho

[@cjhs2006]

@@LackofAmbition Yeah,Glad You Like it

[@coolklefkisarecool]

We need commercials to be more like weird and funny 90's commercials and weird and funny Japanese commercials combined, that way people will be more likely to buy it.

[@zurigrayer4782]

Also I remember Billy’s commercials were all I saw on TV lol

[@TheOtherAnimator]

Billy mays is like older Phil swift

[@Deadgirl97]

Ez squirt bottles were awesome, I don't know why, I loved the purple one

[@giotheunity]

Bruh I remember the chia pet commercials lol me and my siblings make fun even now 😂😂😂😂😂

[@renfrencer4409]

I remember some of these. Does that make me old?!

[@chrusader5134]

From Conner's childhood... but he's still a child

[@kenrickeason]

He's in his 20s no longer a child but a full grown adult.. He's a grown man..

[@k1zm3t]

7:23 i've heard that one on tiktok

[@juangutierrez5400]

But how?

[@k1zm3t]

@@juangutierrez5400 乁( •_• )ㄏ

[@roxassora2706]

So you didn't see half of these commercials

[@k1zm3t]

@@roxassora2706 nnnnnnope! i'm not even american anyway

[@Solesteam]

well I can see your childhood was slightly earlier than mine... JG WENTWORTH!!!!!!! MY GOODNESS ITS BEEN CENTURIES SINCE I HEARD THAT NAME!!!!!!!

[@jameythegrea7252]

You arent anywhere near me I've watched every cursed commercials ever

[@bluejaystudios8506]

Really? EVERY CURSED COMMERCIAL?!!

[@SageDucko]

0:

[@jameythegrea7252]

Yes

[@CoolerMike]

@@jameythegrea7252 Even the "Car Commercial" we all know the one

[@jameythegrea7252]

Yeah

[@brytona6087]

Watchin ur videos always cheers me up when i need it. Thank ypu bruv

[@giantpinkcat]

Is it just me, or is Conner slowly becoming JonTron's more Wholesome Son?

[@glitchydood1558]

Nobody: Conner:hippity hoppity your commercials are now my property

[@zeineb_gacha_games]

Amazing review, Conner.

[@TrentonDoesStuff.]

last time i was this early my toast wasn't finished

[@Thatonestupidumbreon]

God these ads are making me remember when I was just sitting on the couch watching CN or at my grandparents house and these ads would just pop up randomly. Those were the good days...

[@doughyanimations6200]

Been a while since I've seen you! You've grown so big!

[@Chickenman_or_batman]

4:54 i want a whole video of him singing...its adorable

[@retrotaco11]

4:31 hearing this again after so many years gave me chills

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

Is it weird that the Mesothelioma commercial hit me like a truck of nostalgia? Edit: The J.G. Wentworth opera thing was my shiz

[@Gamer-Bobby9000]

were really nostalgic for me I remember when most of these commercials came out too holy crap this is make me feel old

[@nationalfreak]

You awaken the dormant Kraft commercial! I drew pictures of these 2 cause I love this commercial

[@Aureus_]

havent seen your channel in years! missed you

[@gurvmlk]

If anybody ever doubts how great Billy Mays was, bear in mind that he became an icon by staring in commercials. You know, that thing that everybody hates. He did those, and become as recognizable as many film actors. If that's not a testament to greatness, I don't know what is.

[@NunofYerbizness]

I recognized more commercials than last time, even if almost all of them I've only previously seen in YTPs. Ones I've seen legit: Billy Mays' Mighty Putty Ones I've only seen on KZbin, be it YTP or otherwise: That "Mesothelioma" thing, everything else you shown that was Billy Mays related, HeadOn, Shrek EZ Squirt, Family Guy ringtones, ChiaPet, and Zoo Pals 8:11 And there it is _again!_ Ever since I recently got infatuated with Doki Doki Literature Club (by means of a video by Tech Rules, and a comment left on the game's trailer that acknowledged that the game is free), it's been more-than-usual chasing me almost everywhere I go here, like a quarter between the cushion seats; I didn't expect to see it there and I never asked for it, but the sight of it still makes me happy.

[@coolklefkisarecool]

Billy Mays is probably genuinely excited about what he sells, you can tell, and it is also contagious, so we get excited and happy too

[@alechorowitz5279]

Damn. I forgot about Jamster!

[@roxassora2706]

My cousin had the tiger ringtone

[@beebee6037]

Flashbacks coming to me

[@princesspikachu3915]

Billy Mays was on a lot of commercials and was so loved that he was shown on an episode of South Park. The one where it was showing all the celebrities that died that year. Michael Jackson also appeared in that episode.

[@memeboi4792]

Damn i will always remember those animated pop tart commercials and the box style at the time

[@tijason50]

When I saw thant Zoo pals plate my hart just lit up and I remember all those times I used them and how I would just run around like the dumb kid I was and I loved it. So many good feelings I remember what it is to have pure child like wonder

[@KiriR6]

That music with billy mays was HOLY.

[@Monotono2005]

I remember seeing the Gummy Bear ringtone AD a lot as a kid..

[@PartyDude_19]

I remember being like 4 and I would just always burst out singing "Call JG Wentworth 877-Cash now!"

[@Damndang]

I remember all of these 😭💖

[@teruterunostopnothimnothim2651]

give me your thick icing. I'm sorry everyone who saw this, to the lord, my mom,-

[@arcfox5054]

The weird pop-tarts ads are actually based on the animations of Don Hertzfeldt. If you want some trippy and occassionally creepy animation to watch you should check out his stuff. His stuff is basically the pop-tarts ads on LSD.

[@TheGlitchyGamecubeKid2]

EVEN MORE COMMERCIALS???????? WHAAAAAT?! Bro you're my favorite youtuber

[@RaphEnthusiast]

Me and my brother loved JG Wentworth ads so much that we would reenact all of them while we were out with my family. I wish he was like that still Also Red and Ned look like an early Cyanide & Happiness animation lmbo

[@partyfoxdavy]

I loved the old pop tarts commercials, they were fun and funny

[@HandleThatIsNotTaken]

I remember those poptart ads. I actually liked them. Also all the kids who are in my middle school swear a lot behind the teacher’s back.

[@amm2media472]

It’s funny, I’m watching this as we speak, and when it got to the JG Wentworth commercial, a JG Wentworth commercial literally comes on my tv at the same time!

[@Randomthenightguard]

I remember some of these from the late 2000s I’m about to turn 16 which is epic

[@timkan3660]

Epic

[@thedrewster0408]

I’m already 18

[@roxassora2706]

I'm 20. Same

[@Randomthenightguard]

@@roxassora2706 this was most of my childhood

[@JakeTheFurry04]

Oh the memories 😭

[@retrohero5865]

A trip down memory lane oh boy i wish the good ones would come back

[@oscarcamey8]

I legit grew up with these commercials while they aired during cartoon breaks lol such good and simple times lol being an adult sucks, besides buying whatever you want haha

[@JamesnLollify]

I remember those old pop tart commercials

[@smallblueflame]

Your channel is amazing

[@benjaminhutcherson2046]

Dude, we had the same childhoods. I remember all these commercials lol

[@hoyitsmiguel]

Truly no other craze than the one for Billy Mays

[@Ado606]

When I saw the thumbnail with that pop tart I immediately remembered those commercials they were really weird to me but hey that's the reason why they're on this video, and I recognized some of the other ones Chia pets? Now I remember always making fun of those

[@jamesmoses2769]

the poptarts choir thing literally gave me flashbacks to 'crAAAZy good'

[@itsmehi2909]

I love this video so much! Btw what is the music I your outro? I’ve been wondering for ages.

[@ewwjelly]

The narrator in the Red and Ned Kraft commercials is Tom Kenny, the VA of SpongeBob.

[@DJ4461]

I'm 14, and a decade ago, I remember some of those EXACT same commercials.

[@renroxhrd]

Omg Billy Mays was my childhood, along with the pop tarts and 877 cash now commercials

[@pixel-runner64]

I remember some of these commercials

[@pnwfool6043]

The cooty queen actually has a channel, she plays games.

[@ElizabethMorbiddoll86]

I miss these

[@Tacooni_Catmoth]

I remember that I was in freshman year of high school back in 2016 and I was somehow able to recite the mesothelioma thing by heart *people actually went along with it too XD*

[@JesusMartinez-rr2ry]

I always want to see the Pop Tarts eat people. In fact, they should definitely reboot the animated Pop Tarts commercials. But the status quo should change. Not only the Pop Tart traps people set up should backfire against them, but also at the end of the commercial, the people always end up being eaten by the sentient Pop Tarts that they tried to lure in.

[@doraljiljanic1964]

the pop tarts commercials are 50% scary and 50% Super Cool

[@Songal18]

Yep a lot of those I watched...now excuse me I gotta go watch the Wonder Ball commercial XD

[@Bearman851]

I remember those poptart commercials. And the chia pet ones.

[@partyfoxdavy]

Conner is funny & awesome! You've updated your character? Interesting

[@CatalinaMaxCisternasJofre]

0:37 Billy Mays Zone Act 1

[@Code_Ax0]

My favorite commercial as a kid was the one with a golden retriever singing: 🎶"They're ain't on bugs on me, They're ain't no bugs on me. There may be bugs on some other pugs🎶 (or mugs can't remember what he says) 🎶but there ain't no bugs on me"🎶 I still sing it to this day at random times 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

[@mattdarrock666]

If we had ads like this on YT, i might skip them less often...

[@notqwertist5213]

Those pop tarts commercials were darker then I remember.

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

These poptart commercials man, never before have I seen something so traumatizing since Sonic 06