Controversy - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 36

[@nho415]

If I ever saw Nick at a restaurant, I'd want to be eating a whole plate of pickles and hummus with my hands, with no napkins in sight.

[@PupCoda]

maintain eye contact too xD

[@jbaba6923]

😂😂😂

[@obliviouscandybar]

But first I'd order a plate of pickles to be sent to his table

[@jeiwaru]

​@@obliviouscandybar FOOD FIGHT!!!

[@samanthaknight7552]

Same. So much same.

[@ohwowoh7281]

Matteo was paid by pistachios to hate on almonds

[@Becausing]

The hand of Big Nut is steady and resolute.

[@Rachael87254]

You read my mind😂😂

[@dandeleon2764]

I cannot believe they're reusing the same clips, they're so choppy 😂

[@riverbendtube]

I had to pause and get a handful of pistachios! Then I was craving some pickles. Now I wish I had some almonds…. Thanks a lot! Thank goodness my toilet paper is rolling over the top 😊

[@duncanbug]

But they couldn’t pay him enough to pronounce jalapeño right.

[@30juneJPN]

“I’ll STILL pay!!!…but I won’t be happy!” Nick Smith: The most reasonable Karen in America.

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

I’m having visions of Nick with a Karen haircut and tbh, I think he could pull it off.

[@willsx2]

The colors of the tye dye shirt go so well with Matteo's tattoos

[@kurosven]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Som3thing2say]

Too bad he ignored Nick when it was brought up 😕🥶😕

[@hatcha6639]

"you're eating baby food" says the man that himself eats like a child 😂😂

[@treasure-body-ody]

“Smells like pickle piss” Nick is so dramatic and I love it 😂

[@yyoveltube]

But Matteo said that

[@pamelas1816]

@@yyoveltubeno, listen to it again, nick said it smells like pickle piss

[@SarahBunchOfNumbers]

Loving opinionated Nick today

[@bluekryptonite1121]

It’s hilarious to me that Nick has no issues eating soggy ass cereal but says hummus is baby food 😂😂

[@andreaus.]

Flaw-free assessment. 😫🤦🏾‍♂️🙌🏾😆👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

[@bethany5525]

Chris is the unsung hero of these podcasts. And he sounds ADORABLE.

[@charliemartial4897]

Why did I imagine that Nick slept in a full night dress with Elizabethan collar? Am I wrong?

[@orielwiggins2225]

Haha. Yes!!!

[@GiancarlaMacaluso-u3i]

Yesss

[@jlshel42]

He likely sleeps in a four post bed with drapes on all sides

[@bethany5525]

And one of those super long night caps.

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

@@bethany5525like the true Ebenezer Scrooge that he is 😍

[@Me73945]

Nick “And Another Thing” Smith with his demure blouses sent me to the moon on this one

[@abandonablesnowman]

I said three days ago that demure would be the new word everyone’s saying 💀 taking the place of wholesome

[@kayjones6498]

@@abandonablesnowman uhmmm TikTok is responsible…

[@jeffbartholomew1152]

Matteo is an animal. He doesn’t like almonds and his TP is under. I can’t with him 😂😂

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

Ok after learning Matteos TP orientation, im no longer attracted to him

[@Pandameter13]

It's literally on the patent. The only acceptable excuse is cats, toddlers, or other beings of chaos having access to the roll

[@christine13black]

@@Pandameter13 well, it also depends on the tp holder that you have, cos they don't make just one kind, the one i got if i put it over the edge gets stuck in the holder, the one in my parents' home if you put it under it just unfolds uncontrollably, there are many variables and no right and wrong way, just do what works for you, there are better things to worry about than tp orientation :D

[@5678mmmm]

Lol hilariousss..we have to break up with Matteo now😭😅 And agreed! Toilet paper MUST always be over the top. Like @pandameter13 said, every TP advertisement and printed label of a TP picture shows it over the top.🧻

[@BrandeeM]

😂

[@DrunkInPublic]

He could 💩 on my floor and I'd still find him attractive

[@crazysiblings1806]

Nick’s smile in the thumbnails for the podcast is so infectious, wholesome, and the antithesis to his personality 😭

[@ReallyBama]

"I eat mine with a fork" *looks around expecting to be roasted*

[@Nillu89]

He'd feel right at home in Finland. If we go out for pizza, we eat it with a fork and knife

[@Me73945]

Matteo doesn’t dislike many things but when he does he lets EVERYONE know. (pickles and almonds feel very attacked)

[@peter_bazinet]

If you look at the original patent for the toilet paper dispenser, it shows the roll goes "OVER" the top.

[@milavasques]

I have a legitimate reason to put it the other way. In fact, 2 reasons: my cats 😂😂

[@peter_bazinet]

@@milavasques 🤣I completely understand. I guess I got lucky with my two cats. They don't scratch furniture, mess with the Christmas tree, or unravel the bathroom paper. But I personally don't believe there's a right or wrong way. I just happen to see the holder patent once and it showed the paper going over, so I always keep a photo copy in my house for when my sister "insists" that it goes under. I pull out the photocopy and it really sets her off!!!

[@milavasques]

@@peter_bazinet I appreciate the commitment, as it’s the kind of thing I would totally do just push my siblings’ buttons 🤣🤣

[@peter_bazinet]

@@milavasques It's a gift. We are special.

[@esmeraldagreengate4354]

I have teenagers. I'm just happy to find the toilet roll actually on the holder and not just resting on top of it 😂

[@Scrub_Jake]

Matteo: makes a joke… Christy: *deflates* 😂😂😂

[@paayal649]

Nick is so amped up and passionate on these issues I love it!! Thank you both!! ❤

[@postmodernrecycler]

I had a passive aggressive TP over/under battle at my office for 3 years. I turned the rolls around every time I was in the restroom. After Marge left the company, the battle was over and won.

[@natalied6923]

Work places should have 2 tp holders in every stall 😂 My tp sits on its side. 😅

[@montanasuede]

That’s A LOT of emotion for pickles.

[@jlshel42]

They do ruin a good plate of food

[@kentompkins7957]

They’re the WORST

[@NotAvailableEmotionally]

It is the CORRECT amount of emotion for pickles.

[@anthonypecorara]

Don’t tell me that we all didn’t think that Nick sleeps in a nightgown like Ebenezer Scrooge

[@The_Super_NOVA]

He did in his past life

[@KristineMaitland]

As Pandora notes it's on the patent: Mary Beatrice Davidson Kenner (1912-2006) was an African-American inventor most noted for her toilet-tissue holder The patent has a picture with the toilet paper over.

[@orielwiggins2225]

Oh my gosh., thank you for this. It's the proof I needed that everyone who likes it under is WRONG! 😂😂

[@FAB13]

Yesssss🎉

[@johnclark546]

Oh yes! Documentation that the world could be civilised!

[@donnalthood3102]

Also, if the toilet paper has a design, it only shows if you have the paper over.

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

YES 🙌

[@Bigdog5400]

I'm surprised Nick doesn't have a bidet.

[@Buckboy2024]

Me, too.

[@thebeardedseeker5633]

he carries a portable bidet with him in his purse.

[@DelennIrving]

Who says he doesn't? Besides, not sponsored, but there is a brand called Tushie (or Tushy, I forget which spelling it is) that makes a bidet attachment to toilets, and apart from the fact you need a wrench to install it, looks very portable.

[@stepps511]

Once more, a podcast for the ages! Nick should apply to be the NYT restaurant critic!

[@nnn248nnn]

Nick’s pickle rant was gold. xD

[@michelegappmayer4423]

I was desperately pouring over the comments to see if anyone else felt incredibly called out, yet deeply seen, over the Clay Aiken portion of this discussion! I don't think I have ever related more to a caller in my life. 😂❤😭 Thank you for sharing your story, Christy!!

[@bea4156]

Same!! 😂

[@bloodknyte]

I didn't realize pickles were so controversial >.>

[@AkashaOConnell]

I'll take your pickles. Love pickles lol

[@glebeboi]

Nick with his holding of chicken wings impression, "I ca, I ca ca can't, I can't" - for some reason just reminds me of Joan Crawford - "I said no wire hangers!" 🤣

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Nick is Controversy’s Favourite Child and no one can convince me otherwise 😂

[@OrbitalLunatic]

Isn't that the group Beyoncé was in?

[@emilyfarr9897]

I have never agreed more with Nick than with the things in this episode! I keep yelling “YES - THANK YOU!” 😁

[@Abc123-ZN]

😂❤🙌🫶🏼 the man in the fabulous eggplant colored shirt is me in my living room talking the most shit about everything. You both are hilarious my loves. Thank y’all for the content.

[@dakotac180]

Matteo: "No I do it the correct way!" Nick: "Smells like pickle piss!" 😂 I agree with the napkin thing whole heartedly 😂

[@marvinraphaelmonfort8289]

the shirt looks good on mateo. the infantile white long socks tho 🙄 love the blouse, nick!

[@emmasworld420]

this is an anti pickle podcast and i’m here for it

[@ssgtmole8610]

Don't time travel to the past. Pickling was a go to preservative process for food before refrigeration.

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

Can we all agree that Nick did a _fantastic_ job with Matteo’s shirt?

[@The_Super_NOVA]

It looks 90s designer

[@Trendyflute]

ahahaha how can Nick be so dramatic and so meek all at once? It's hilarious. *IF YOU GIVE ME FOOD I DON'T LIKE!!!!11!!!1!!* _(...I won't eat it and I'll still pay)_ 😂

[@jonathan1636]

I was torn in conflict over just how controversial these topics were. 😂😂😂 I’m just glad you guys were so brave in discussing your complex opinions on these matters 😂😂❤❤

[@ashleyswaney1029]

Yay! He wore your tie dye!!!

[@SCOTTIETHOMPSON10314]

Unfortunately, he didn't acknowledge it or say something sassy like "I'm only wearing it because you made it" LOL

[@PeruvianTreeProductions]

In the U.K. the controversy is, tea or milk first. I think putting milk in the cup first is savage and uncivilised. 😂 and it’s cream THEN jam on a scone. (Rhymes with cone, not gone).

[@moiramarriott4403]

Oh my with you re tea then milk, check colour and not use cheap china( cracks eith water first) that was told to me by a governess. Lost me on the scone jam cream as I'm Cornish not Devonish 😂😂😂

[@Dan_Letters]

Always tea first then milk. If you want to be extra fancy, the correct etiquette is to put any sugar in before the milk as well 😌

[@jlshel42]

Wait’ll you guys find out ice can be paired with tea

[@Dan_Letters]

@@jlshel42 😂😂😂

[@johnclark546]

@@jlshel42 lol. they did and there was a revolution

[@zach5539]

I've started saying 'what' like Nick in casual conversation now.

[@orielwiggins2225]

I just read your comment as, "what the Nick?" and I thought yes! 😂

[@zach5539]

@@orielwiggins2225 *in Squidward* "what??"

[@JustPlainNicki]

You had me at the hatred of pickles, but lost me at the hatred of hummus 😂

[@emilywoodcock6959]

Nick pickle and hummus discussion 😂❤

[@Kickit-d2v]

14:10 THANK YOU NICK! Every time I eat out, I have to ask for more paper thing 3x3 inch napkins that barely absorbed anything!

[@CornerStoreDrums]

Top shelf duo in the game! Love y’all!

[@devinvenable]

Y’all are such queens I love it! lol

[@peter_bazinet]

I'm with Nick on free-ballin' it while sleeping. Especially during the summer with no covers.

[@aesdelynm3045]

“You ruin my day.” 😂😂

[@jjday10machine42]

For some reason I got this mental image of a toddler with his daily bowl of macaroni and cheese squealing about how hummus is baby food 😂❤

[@TheKhfan001]

Dude, I eat pickles as a snack because I love them so much. I fuck with frickles.

[@brittanyr0607]

5:03 the Top/Bottom missed opportunity here is SHAMEFUL!

[@willnoiles2001]

This was the perfect video to watch first thing in the morning cause I have just started the day with a few of the best laughs I could get. Thank you, Nick, for just being you! Plus, I gotta say that I agreed with Nick on so much in this episode. The only one we don’t gel on is wings. I normally hate getting my hands dirty, but that goes out the window where wings and ribs are concerned. But when I’m done, I’m making a beeline for the soap and water. But considering Nick’s feelings about dirty hands, I’m surprised he doesn’t have a bidet! Try it, Nick. Your hands-and butt-will thank you…😊

[@julsweaver]

I came here purely to horrify Nick and Matteo with the fact that I am literally pickling some eggs rn 😂 They smell rotten, but I love them sm

[@jamesholcomb5615]

This needs to be an hour long topic.

[@Rambleredhead]

I agree with Nick on pickles and the evil juice on the food

[@YanickFM]

I'm actually with nick on not wanting to be touching greasy or sticky foods. I rarely eat wings or ribs but if i do i wear gloves

[@Ivielynn123]

I love you guys. I'll definitely listen to some controversy 🎉

[@Jetrowdy]

Nick being so passionate about hating pickles and Matteo hating almonds was so real 😭😭😭 and Nick has a point with napkins at restaurants!!! I swear they never give you ANY

[@lenniedavis1294]

Mmm Hummus on chicken? I never thought of that before. That sounds so good!

[@dariasmeh]

Loving the new format with the addition at the start with a random tangent segment , and then the regular segment with the fellas discussing one specific topic...reminding me that a human talking can sound like someone is laying on a car horn. And I do not miss one honking episode put out each week. ❤

[@leslieedwards7329]

If there’s one piece of something left you leave it for the person who brought it! If they leave it it’s fair game.

[@GingerTheMusical]

I think this pistachio commercial is my new favorite comfort show ❤😂

[@windrunnerdragon]

The almond rant and bringing up their water consumption’s hilarious when The Wonderful Company is your sponsor on this video. 😂

[@maryannejcarey5876]

so happy to have representation for clay aiken's "invisible"

[@walmartsucks1995]

nick opening with the greatest line in history. i agree.

[@ericrice4814]

i used to sleep totally naked too until my house got broken into at night, but maybe have saved me, because i am certain the sight of me naked would scare most people off.

[@GregoryCooper-eh6yk]

Matteo, I will enjoy your share of almonds, thank you.

[@FunusCanis]

Screamed with joy when both declared their hatred for pickles! Every time I tell ANYONE I dislike pickles, they look at me like I’m nuts but really, they’re so disgusting 😂

[@Ophelia_Pain]

Thank you for wearing the Shirt Matteo!! It looks good!! I love that Nick made it for you. It's sweet.

[@DaeDaeDotNet]

God Nick sounds just like Squidward😂😂😂😂😂 cucumbers in their pickle piss 😂😂😂😂😂

[@murrenkelly3866]

15:42 uh oh. Dentists are gonna hate that.

[@LynT368]

My BFF and I were the ultimate CLAYMATES!!! We went to over 15 shows and did a meet & greet! So much fun, great memories!

[@Teneal9]

I love the, "... and another thing!!!" You just know that something wonderfully unhinged and hilarious is coming 😅

[@Rambleredhead]

Over the top is the only way it should be

[@hitman1365]

"I hate pickles" - Matteo Lane. You're dead to me now, Matteo.

[@hedruum]

Yay!!! Matteo finally wore the shirt. It’s hard to tell on the TV but from here it actually looks pretty good and fits well. 🤩

[@hannahraeee1]

This is the best podcast. It makes me laugh so hard every single time 😂

[@brianramsay6445]

My toilet paper is never on the roll.

[@jlshel42]

Are you a cat?

[@nicolem4335]

This is what we call a monster... Also my husband. I said what I said.

[@juanvalerio4482]

I really lost my voice...Nick: Thank God😂

[@94agoodyear]

TP orientation controversy has been solved. In the drawing of the toilet paper roll by the guy who patented the holder, the paper goes over, not under. You’re welcome.

[@gelatinpacket]

It was a black woman, btw! Mary Beatrice Davidson Kenner 😊

[@JustineP__3]

"Is it acceptable to sleep with socks on?" "If you're having sex and you're on camera and you're wearing socks .... I just can't." Gays are the best because what a leap.

[@xiotoro]

I just started getting into the podcast, litteraly the perfect about of time for my morning commute, ive almowt completely caught up on all of them!

[@melisaolivero3297]

The inventor of TP roll was for it to be on top. Also you can make a nice point on a new roll only if it’s on top. PERIOD.

[@carbondavid2155]

All jokes aside I want hummus so bad now, it really is good food 💀💀

[@troyschomaker1606]

I love you guys.. you guys make me laugh so hard!!!!

[@RandomBogey]

2:27 The stakes were high, and so were the phone bills. Back then, it was like 15-20¢ per outgoing text message

[@jonist.pierre4596]

Corn is an insoluble fiber. The inside does digest, it's the outside which is mostly cellulose that doesn't digest

[@DSP1968]

As usual, you boys just crack me up!

[@emercycrite]

I really love that Matteo is wearing the t-shirt Nick made for him 💜

[@sebastianbanks135]

"Which Matteo you don't have any" pls it get's me every time

[@annaframboise2622]

Matteo's reality checks on Nick is the best of each episode's 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jr_chesney]

Omgggggg 😂 😂 😂 Nick really popped off. Too funny

[@nanarichh]

I appreciate nicks mix of passion and disgust for certain things 😂

[@Cruel-Spark]

5:23 💀 Nick’s facial subtitles are amazing. TeamOverTheTop

[@ATHRUZEE]

The amount of sass these two throw at each other is giving me life

[@Liza-ns3vw]

Stoked to see that shirt!

[@margaritakraynova63]

I have never known anyone who dislikes pickles as much as me. Thank you, Mateo and Nick! PREACH!!! Also, although I love hummus, I completely respect Nick not liking it. Two absolute icons. Love this podcast 😁

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

Nick’s hummus and pickles rant is so funny, as if he’s not the man who will let cereal get so soggy he drinks it 🤣

[@cloud__99]

Okay this may sound stupid but I’ve always wondered, when you Americans refer to just “pickles” which type do you mean? 😅 The salty dill ones? The vinegar ones with a bunch of spices and little mustard seeds in it? The soury sweet ones? Or does it depend? Because we have like 6 different types and they all taste vastly different and have different purposes and I need to know 😂

[@susannairisastarte5192]

We mean all of them. 😂

[@orielwiggins2225]

It's mostly dill, and then second most common is bread and butter. Most Americans don't really know about much beyond those, but the six you describe are why I like pickles. Many options and like most foods, there's a time and place and mood for each.

[@cloud__99]

@@susannairisastarte5192 Oh okay 😂 So if on a menu it just says pickles how do I know which ones I’m gonna get 😂

[@cloud__99]

@@orielwiggins2225 Interesting thank you 😃 Agree with you, I’m a pickle lover too.

[@susannairisastarte5192]

@@cloud__99 you gotta ask

[@emmasworld420]

i’ve never agreed more with nick about the pickles.