Honey, Death & SpaghettiOs - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 34

[@matteolanecomedy]

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[@momakesvids5704]

“how do clouds not fall out of the sky??” NICK PLEASE THATS WHAT RAIN IS

[@stephaniemorfin]

YASSS! The way I shouted at the screen “you mean RAIN” LMFAOOO

[@AJmrtns]

LMAO. So good

[@lauramansdorf6537]

😂 I literally screamed the exact same thing! i was like RAIIIIIINNNN!

[@sharsradtube]

"She wrecks their house and eats their honey?! She's a bear!" This was a great episode.

[@peter_bazinet]

I absolutely LOVE how Nick goes from young, lively, energetic, and confrontational, to my grandpa at the end when he doesn't get something and just utters "I don't know . . . . . . . ". He's the BEST.

[@montananerd8244]

The funny thing is that he has no vocabulary for certain things, like Midwest US history, but often hits the nail on the head in his circuitous way! And he’s got some rural sensibilities lol! “You know what else I love about cows? How they taste!” The old 4Her in me just loves him ❤

[@natalied6923]

Also there is absolutely no reason to know e ve ry thing. And Nick's question about who is actually 'weighing the clouds' is more than legitimate. People do all kinds of weird shit and try to justify it by making it 'science'. I'm not denying physics, but stop hitting me with facts only you find not boring. Yes, I said it. 💜😙

[@peter_bazinet]

@@natalied6923 Is this directed toward me? Because my comment had to do with his reaction at the end.

[@natalied6923]

@@peter_bazinet No you're good 😄

[@michellebretschneider-zuo1004]

"Bee reels" was SUCH an underrated joke of Nick's in this podcast, it needs more love

[@laliskoo]

Came to write that exact comment, but looks like I was “bee”ten to it 😆

[@willvr4]

@@laliskoo You missed another opportunity for a "bee" joke lol

[@peterhoyt2529]

Matteo calling it "football rehearsal" made me lol. 😂

[@photokunstler]

Haha, I noticed that too. Okay, Einstein, the team is heading to football practice. Watching this is like the blind leading the blind, although Matteo's answers are more right than wrong.

[@Forgan_Mreeman]

12:43 “I am not the epitome of health” I need this on a t-shirt

[@Ray_Vun]

i think the issue is nick is thinking of clouds as a solid object. if someone had told him clouds are just a gas, like the vapor in the bathroom when you get out of the shower, maybe he'd understand it better. not understand it fully, because it's nick, but better

[@gazzamuso]

Love that you think he can understand

[@mrmr4622]

I mean has he never seen water vapor from boiling water? Or breathing cold air? Or fog?

[@StinkyCatFarts]

It’s not that deep

[@vincentdufour8423]

I love the obligatory segment at the beginning where Mateo interrupt everything to roast the F**k out of the absolutly LUDICROUS outfit that Nick is wearing.

[@jeanluccouture9088]

The way Matteo seems to find a eeference of women for Nick's outdits is UNCANNY

[@corralesangela9]

“Noo! They would fall out of the SKY! .7 ounces.” Nick kills me every single time!!

[@coleman4601]

the "WHAAT" after was priceless

[@orgyonmyown]

"I don't believe that actually." Nick would THRIVE on Facebook 😭

[@kevinmay9151]

Now I want to see his Facebook

[@samruddhipatil1469]

“Cremated just seems so final” LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hessarian]

That was so funny lmao

[@PretendFashionista]

I lost it at, “that’s like what a Chernobyl survivor would do!” 😂😂😂

[@shutitdown1026]

And then Nicks says..... "Now, hear me out" 😂😂😂

[@nicanonymus2491]

Actually, I want it to be final! 😂

[@laurenbiznatch]

I almost fell in the shower laughing so hard

[@willsx2]

I love when Matteo really gets laughing. He has a great laugh

[@goveg1976]

I loooove when they crack each other up!

[@jimbobpetemoss]

The way Nick indignantly yells "what?!?" is hilarious!

[@TheVerucAssault]

He sounds like Squidward and I love it. 😂

[@RandomBogey]

I just hear a duck quacking when he does that

[@BiohazardBinkie777]

Nick is a good example of how US public schools failed us. Thank you guys for another great episode.

[@ssgtmole8610]

I disagree, most public schools are focused on making people employable. Nick had plenty of education that allowed him to succeed in the entertainment industry. If Nick had told his school counselor that he wanted to be a nuclear physicist, then I would agree with you.

[@BiohazardBinkie777]

@ssgtmole8610 Yeah, I don't know where you went to school. In the schools I've attended and my siblings and extended family members, none a damn obe was asked what we wanted to do. You are taught the core classes and a few electives. In those core classes (science specifically), they go over the water cycle on our planet. You are taught the basics to build a foundation on later in higher education/trade schools. Also, Nick is a real-estate agent, not an entertainer by career.

[@ssgtmole8610]

@@BiohazardBinkie777 Guess George W's "Every Child Left Behind" was a bit lamer than I thought. I went through career search several times - I think the first time was 7th grade. That was in the 1970s. In 10th grade I did experience the electronics shop in my high school being shut down, but that was built around a 1950s program to churn out television repairmen working with vacuum tube technology. Nick trained as a singer and participated in high school productions. I doubt his desire was to work in Real Estate.

[@willvr4]

@@ssgtmole8610 He's a real estate broker.

[@sophierolfsen7797]

"They'd fall out of the sky!" my neighbours just hear me scream THEY DO!

[@mrmr4622]

Yeah its called rain 😂😂

[@jillianmabel]

The way Matteo says “dead serious” so casually during that convo proves his own conviction SO WELL 😂😂

[@jillianmabel]

Immediately followed by nick’s ALSO unintentional “life & death” 🤣🤣

[@Heysquirrelfriend]

NICK’S FACE when Matteo said… “they’re not going for Nick Smith” 😞 omg hahaha 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Nick is so adorable and radiant. He looks he enjoys nature documentaries, especially by Richard Attenborough.

[@ellesea123]

Clever! ❤ Go get that Amber! 🎉

[@NickBrowning-lk1oj]

Ummm 😅😅😅😅😂...are for real

[@NickBrowning-lk1oj]

@@PokhrajRoy. He's like a wanna be dumb tween girl that you constantly want to back hand

[@ellienorxrigby]

Chill

[@pibbitybibbity]

Dear Nick, i absolutely ADORE you but the amount of stress i have from knowing you’re going to get Hello Fresh when you NEVER read directions is killing me! ❤️😂

[@stephenpeters8971]

Somehow I think this will last one delivery.

[@gking407]

Hello Mess 😂😂

[@nicanonymus2491]

I want to see this, otherwise I don’t believe it. 😂

[@pibbitybibbity]

@@nicanonymus2491 I would love to see it as well! I love his cooking videos!

[@hahentamashii]

Love this show! On the subject of clouds - they do fall out of the sky... it's called rain. The reason a cloud can weigh a million lbs is because we're looking at the weight of all of the water suspended in the air instead of the weight of the individual particles. It's like when you see dust waft across the room, all the dust together would make a small rock - couldn't stay afloat - but separately it makes a cloud of dust that does float. When the particles of water run into each other they become heavier and heavier to the point that they fall and become rain - or snow, hail, et cetera. There are a lot of other really important pieces to how it works, but at the very basic level that's clouds.

[@theolla840]

This was a really great explanation, thank you!

[@melsyoutube]

“i think about most things that scare me daily!” same nick 🥺😭

[@robynvanhorn]

Same here. Nick you are not alone

[@ThePoettica1973]

"What are you wearing, are you Elaine Stritch?" I am CRYYYYIIING! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Phil.Anthropy]

That laugh after Nick remembered the clock was mint. 😂

[@adventurerealmstudio]

Nick becoming utterly indignant and defiant when being presented with facts is my happy place

[@meercatt]

Absolutely.. 😂❤

[@FreeGurl13]

Defiant is the word to describe him Lmao

[@rydbthatsme]

Ok but Nick needs to trade places with Matteo cause he’s blending into the wall🤣💀😭

[@greggatesjr1301]

15:23 “Football Rehearsal” 💪😂👍 that got me

[@JackMyersPhotography]

That reference to Looney Toons, “Witch Hazel” was a true deep cut. Well done.

[@mrmr4622]

Clouds do fall from the sky, I think its called rain 🤣

[@originalgothmilk]

"And the bottom of you is the witch from the Looney Tunes". This caused me to cackle like my beloved Witch Hazel. When Matteo gets Nick howling with genuine laughter, it just makes my day. Woo cows are mentioned! Baby cow is a calf! They are working on an animal feed ingredient that helps to reduce methane produced by dairy cows.

[@fgorlando]

“I’m 150 pounds and I fall!!” Sage wisdom, Nick 😂😂

[@CrashSable]

The honey never spoils fact is a really narrow example. Yes, Ancient Egyptians stored some honey in conditions that meant it wouldn't spoil no matter how much time passes, but you introduce the right bacteria to honey, it will spoil.

[@willvr4]

I mean, I could be wrong but if you put honey in any kind of air tight container like a mason jar, it will never spoil. (it won't taste the same though)

[@StinkyCatFarts]

Honey stored properly won’t harbour any bacteria. The high sugar content prevents any of the typical bacterial growth relating to spoilage. Also environmental humidity reacts with the enzymes present in honey producing hydrogen peroxide as a byproduct which further prevents spoilage.

[@Vampirekiss12]

Nick Smith, you make my days brighter. Thank you for making me smile. Mattao explains clouds in the simplest terms to you, and watching your face soften is charming. 😊

[@Hello_hey]

HOLY SHIT! This is my favorite podcast😂😂😂❤❤❤ I never laugh more than when you two post or when Matteo and Chrissy do lol😭😭😭

[@JesusP7]

16:30 "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white" 😂

[@bethany5525]

I really enjoy watching Nick try to reason things out. “Well I watched this Instagram Reel about bees, so therefore honey must expire around six months.”

[@PokhrajRoy.]

11:20 I think Nick wants to be cryogenically frozen

[@michellefitzgerald9883]

Yeah, I was wondering how long he thinks bodies stay "intact" when they are buried, in order to be brought back to life in the future😂😂

[@mrmr4622]

@@michellefitzgerald9883 I guess they could use his DNA to make a clone, theres no way to bring the decomposed body back

[@requiemforameme1]

Nick is gonna be that elderly relative aggressively grasping onto life at age 96. 😂

[@michellefitzgerald9883]

@@mrmr4622 true, could they do that if he was cremated as well? Or is he somehow right that it would be easier to be "brought back to life" if you're not cremated? I can't believe he might have a point about this lolol

[@mrmr4622]

@@michellefitzgerald9883 I don't think DNA survives the cremation process, all that's left from it is just ashes

[@April-qe9ed]

😅😅😂 "Somehow, being cremated makes it seem so final" .... 😅😂😂😂 THEE.BEST.JOKE.EVER. #FuckinPeriod LMFAO!!!

[@dandyberry4405]

Omg 😂 Nick talking about death and being unwell… I’ve never related to anyone so much hahahah

[@brickrichbuilds]

Field trip to clouds now required.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Nick's done one of those every time he's flown in a plane...

[@MikeHamelny]

This is one of the most unhinged episodes of the pod I've seen. Literally laughing out loud by myself.

[@PigeonWarlord]

The way I screamed Tara Reid 😂😂 4:45

[@sarahandresen8829]

“It’s not healthy up here…” same nick same 😂😂😂😂

[@MilesToGoGo]

“Football rehearsal” 😂😂

[@rebeccahamm6522]

I love this podcast! I just wish it was longer than 15 mins because yall are so funny!

[@thehallwayceiling]

I love Nick. I much prefer his honesty in not knowing stuff vs. Matteo pretending he has more knowledge than he does

[@jamesholcomb5615]

Clouds do fall out of the sky. Its called rain.

[@jeiwaru]

11:10 "Im gonna stop you there". I got up and left, too, Matteo 😆

[@eccentricleo4300]

“East Berlin in 1982” 😂😂

[@stepps511]

I want to hear Nick sing "The Ladies Who Lunch". You guys are golden!

[@Tw1zteR.]

The way nick cites all of those reels about bees for like a minute to come to his 6 months conclusion only for mateo to take a guess in like 3 words and be right is so funny to me

[@mYcRiSpDiScK]

Awe, when Matteo talked about his view on death, it said a lot about his energy. he really loves life on a level I cannot describe

[@michaeldomino8879]

Here's to the Ladies who Lunch

[@EHBlasier]

So glad you guys are solving these problems

[@SindhuKoler]

I legit just want to hug Nick sometimes with how precious he is. ❤

[@jeeringdrip]

“I think about most things that scare me daily, it’s not healthy up here” Fucking same 😂💀

[@MarilynJ.]

Omg when I was a kid I also ate cold spaghetti-Os out the can and cold hot dogs 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@andreamarie6501]

Definitely ate cold spaghetti-Os out of the can, too... Guess we're prepared for an apocalypse though 😅🤷🏼‍♀️

[@dogdonut3]

"....in your apartment" 😂 That was awesome!

[@Theebelladolore]

😂😂😂😂 came for Matteo’s knowledge stayed for nicks personality

[@Brewst]

I’m so glad they decided to show us this.

[@CJ-hh3gx]

I love watching Nick learn.

[@loveislove4879]

Together, Nick and Mateo have the perfect "chemistry" for this show.

[@revwillyg6450]

Dang, another set of quotation marks that don't make sense 🤦‍♂️

[@Wuffskers]

today nick discovers the concept of buoyancy, clouds can weigh a lot but still float around in the upper atmosphere in the same way a cargo ship can weigh over 100,000 tons (200 million pounds) and yet not sink in the ocean. The air is just another fluid just like the ocean and what determines whether something floats or sinks in a fluid is not just weight.

[@jenniferciaccio2940]

This has to go down as one of the best episodes.

[@TheVerucAssault]

This is my new fav podcast. I love you guys.

[@lindsayhalton__]

Please make this podcast longer than 15 minutes!! I NEEED MOOOOARRR❤❤

[@orielwiggins2225]

This was SO SO GOOD! Thank you so much. It's giving me life and so much laughter and smiles every time you do one of these., and this one is tops.

[@meercatt]

OMG I freaking cried!😂 you guys could just do this every episode❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@deliadruhe7156]

Ah gawd, I do love you two! Frequently, when listening to you, I end up with sore facial muscles from laughter. Fun stuff.

[@a_charb]

I love that football rehearsal didn't even get addressed 🤣🤣

[@robertgarcia8332]

I loooove Mateo but nick I live for 😂😂😂😂

[@RobbiV]

Can we please get a compilation of Nick saying "WHAT or HUGH"? PLEASE

[@ohgeez3794]

I love how like, genuinely excited to learn Nick is.

[@butchiebrian]

You're guys are so great together. The podcast is a true inspiration, and I want to do one with my partner. Keep up the good work. Love you guys!

[@JenniferFleck-b1v]

NICK! I am totally with you on the clouds thing! It doesn't make sense 😕 I need to read more to find out. Also, I am scared to die too. You're not alone, gorgeous. I love you both! I love how open and vulnerable you are. Thanks for sharing and being REAL! Xo

[@mananikokobakhidze6268]

My fav. Part is Matteo explaining things to Nick 🥹🤣👌

[@hedruum]

For a second I thought Matteo was going to say “Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?” 😂😂😂

[@KaiLuna1111]

I can't with Nick! He is too much... 😂 Matteo wishing the best with that one over there!

[@apriltinker1169]

Ok, how have I not known about these two before today!! 😂😂 I'm cracking up.

[@martinmercedes8226]

Nicks goattee shadow is messing with my head lmfaol (squidward) cant stop laughing

[@BryceBensema-sb8cb]

Nick, snow is white. Matteo, my favorite late night no food at home bodega trip snack is SpaghettiOs out of the can using Doritios as a spoon.

[@montananerd8244]

We used to smoke weed and eat “420 casserole”: layer of seasoned refried beans, layer of spaghettios, layer of Mac n cheese, served with Doritos! The girl who invented it did become a crackhead tho, so maybe spaghettios are the real gateway drug…

[@xoJennyyox]

I had to watch this episode twice in a row 🤣🤣🤣

[@addiegraves3]

This episode was funny thank you for the good laugh 😂

[@ohwowoh7281]

I love that this has become a trivia show. Nick needs to be on Teach Me Daddy to learn things.

[@kristenmurphy4122]

Matteo needs to watch the bee lady. She's amazing.

[@avahunt801]

“Your family’s FUCKED!” I completely died 😂 that hit me so hard

[@mariamargaretwilson3031]

Dynamic duo! Had me rolling 😂❤

[@vivianamora7505]

Anytime Nick says “WHAT?!“😂😂😂 dead ☠️

[@RhiaDance75]

I wish these episodes were 45mins to an hour. So funny! And we're learning, too! haha!

[@mallorymurphy2678]

Omg nick! I spent hrs one day watching her videos!! It’s crazy what she does and how comfortable she is around them! And crazy how bees “work” the way that they do. But I know which girl you’re talking about !!

[@blu48]

Ancient Egyptian pots of honey. Nick: "I dare them to eat some of that honey." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KunalIsTrying]

This was the perfect length for me preparing breakfast ❤

[@shortersview]

Nick it’s called Rain 🌧️ my sweet baby…when ☁️’s get too heavy it begins to rain. That’s the simple version of it lol

[@mirandaburgin]

The way I knew the EXACT Elaine Stritch image IMMEDIATELY and it's so alarmingly accurate I ...

[@china23wall]

"how do they not fall out of the sky?" My husband goes "they do, it's fucking called rain!" I was not expecting that commentary while trying to figure out the weight lol😂😂

[@flamecourt1]

Just discovered these. You guys are hilarious. I used to be a traveling chef and badly want to teach Nick how to cook after watching you both make pumpkin bread, lol!

[@TheSheps14]

Football rehearsal.🤣 This episode is SO good!!

[@jameshunt8939]

😅😅😅😅😂 loved the cloud chat.. please cover more on that

[@stacylcraft]

I love bee reels too “and it was another great day of saving the bees”

[@Anonymousacc84829]

I am too embarrased to say how many times I actually watched this episode, but it's safe to say this one is my favorite, I haven't laughed this much for God knows how long. Please make them longer 15 mins ain't enough