Cooking Simulator

[@Shadow_Wolf37]

Mark: They don't know it fell on the floor. Customers: The taste of floor on this was exquisite, but I give 4 stars, because of 1 gram too much salt on the potatoes.

[@Phyran]

and also 1 gram too little salt, at the same time

[@different6620]

That is so true😂🤣🤣😂

[@exidrablack316]

Well i mean different potatoes have different amounts of salt on them so some may have had too much and others too little.

[@ericbelander2319]

Don't forget the 1 gram too little salt on that same meal

[@anoja31]

Lmaooo

[@steler7473]

Plate: goes near the oven Oven: *and I took that personally*

[@omrazeen4172]

850 likes with no replys

[@odytune]

@@omrazeen4172 Now with a reply of a repy

[@omrazeen4172]

@@odytune now a reply with a reply with a reply

[@piercetheabbi]

@@omrazeen4172 now with a reply with a reply with a reply with a reply

[@CenizaAshes]

@Nein now with a reply of a reply of a reply of a reply of a reply of a reply

[@Dawnrider10020]

Mark: *pours 1g too much salt in the water* Gordon Ramsay: Shit. The potatoes are fucking salty.

[@kofimoon-vv-8279]

They're so salty They're made of fuckin sea crystals

[@kofimoon-vv-8279]

@Daniel Cordova Icebergs

[@quin.tessential]

ok

[@ToppersTuxedo]

Gordon Ramsay is like a drill Sargent for cooking

[@0xferd]

lol

[@aidenbuchler687]

I can imagine what this sounds like from the dining area. Just the sound of plates smashing and Mark screaming.

[@Perseagatuna]

Imagine you are sitting in a fine restaurant waiting for your fish and chips dish, and you hear the muffled screams and cries of the chef while hearing a plate breaking every 3 minutes

[@PrimalAspid96]

I mean that's some entertainment

[@Zazzylike02]

“This is fine”….

[@dreamimgflowerd976]

I would love to see an animation of that and the series should be called Mark's super amazinly cooking skills dingus!

[@Txtallynicole]

Asmr

[@loveliestelf2392]

I like how the guy with 5 ovens asks “why do they have an upper oven!?!”

[@AxxLAfriku]

It's weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my videos. Sometimes it is annoying. But right now it would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear lov

[@AlexDaRaccoon]

he doesnt have five ovens anymore 😢

[@moosteryy]

@@AxxLAfriku any attention is good attention.

[@aleksthevoyager1260]

@Ryan Schoutese They both replied at the same time lol

[@kronossscythe]

IM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS

[@ThatNewDude29]

Mark: Slightly oversalts food. Customer: YOU FUCKING DONKEY. Also Mark: drops food on floor several times. Customer: Delicious. Finally some good fucking food

[@gacharollplays13]

That is fucking true

[@emmousseau2663]

late but i bet this is exactly how fast food works as well. workers dropped the burger on the floor before serving? you’d never know. they forgot to give u no pickles on ur burger? how could they!

[@HughJass0707]

@@emmousseau2663 Sometimes Mcdonalds forgets to remove the onions off my quarter pounder

[@kidsshaw7739]

Lmao

[@Thewhiterabbit360]

1gram of salt=1 end of world

[@PhoenixGaming2765]

Gordon Ramsay: Put the trout on a cutting board Mark: WhO aRe YoU

[@ernestfields2762]

I laugh so hard!

[@Ashl1f3]

i thought it looked like him too

[@PhoenixGaming2765]

@@Ashl1f3 I'm pretty sure it was 🤔

[@Ashl1f3]

@@PhoenixGaming2765 very very possible but you see he never said "you donut!" almost got me

[@PhoenixGaming2765]

@@Ashl1f3 guess mark's just that good of a cook

[@fast.and.the.curious6804]

Mark: *exists* The upper oven: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

[@Ruina11]

Plate: chef, I don’t feel too good

[@ni__wolf143]

@@Ruina11 Pork: _kirby ravine scream meme_

[@JoseA.-st1un]

​@@Ruina11I don't wanna die, Mr. Mark!

[@Sable_ish]

Alternate Title: Mark doesn't learn his lesson with the oven door and smashes five plates

[@mabe4322]

Which means that he must have smashed like 25 plates on his old house. M A T H

[@vivekagupta]

"I am a man who broke fIVE PLATES"

[@mohammadkhatib4823]

i tried smashing 5 plates wouldnt recommend it hurt my pp

[@MegaDario35]

"So, how did your restaurant go bankrupt?" "The chef spent all the money on plates because he kept smashing them with the oven door."

[@winter1353]

@@vivekagupta dammit you beat me by a day xD

[@wolfchick8387]

Mark: mentions the word "oven" Everyone: I AM A MAAAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.

[@topcomment7582]

Only minecraft veterans have *six* furnaces.

[@asha-cf2yv]

came to the comments to find ppl referencing this

[@demonicocooper289]

Markiplier is not real

[@Viewedjonny]

Eyyy nice

[@demonicocooper289]

@Skyler Cayanan Markiplier is not real

[@monsoon5524]

Mark: *exists* Oven door: *”And I took that personally.”*

[@charedits333]

🤣

[@Gaaylord69]

I can imagine that, several months ago, they bought the beat up restaurant and spent all of their time and money on renovating the dining room, hiring staff, and making a new brand. Then one day before they opened they realized there was another room in the back and went “oh shit, the kitchen” and that’s how this game came to be

[@mikabellstarfall7584]

Mark: **Brings plate near oven** Oven: Listen, You're gonna laugh.

[@bloob7671]

this made me lose my shit and i don't laugh at comments all that much. thanks for the laugh :)

[@lilacdreams2189]

The fact that he did it multiple time is what got me.🤣

[@davidmolinacampos1512]

Next let's just wait for Mark to do that but in autotune and for him to get a customer named Barbara even though I'm pretty sure both those things are impossible normally

[@therealelectromagneticwave]

Lol

[@torisheets123]

Why did I read that in Bobs Voice 🤣

[@genericname2747]

Customer when Mark puts a little too much salt in the water: Disgusting, absolutely awful. Worst food. Customer when Mark drops the food on the floor multiple times: Delicious. Wonderful. I've never eaten anything better. Take all my money

[@genericname2747]

@Ricka, el gordo valdez Unus Annus

[@gifted2936]

Lol do be like that

[@Splinter69691]

Mi casa es tu casa

[@babymetroid6661]

@@Splinter69691 Mikasa es Tsukasa

[@alecLogan]

@@babymetroid6661 E T brutay (Also it occurs to me that he did leave the potatoes stewing like an extra half minute while trying to figure out flipping the steak)

[@calebvonweichardt7785]

Game: "You only have a minute" Recipe: "Cook for 90 seconds"

[@idonteatcoldhardcheese]

L o g i c

[@CenizaAshes]

L o g i c

[@chanh5509]

L o g i c

[@ionvop]

L o g i c

[@rafaelgames720]

haha break go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@elainalindsey2048]

Mark having an existential crisis every time the food fell, the plates broke, and somehow have too much salt and not enough salt gives me life

[@itz_luluafton9523]

As a culinary student, i can confirm this is basically what happens in the kitchen when we cook

[@George-go8zt]

Mark: **gets a plate near the oven** The oven: you are gonna love this

[@ianfairfield8373]

You’re gonna laugh

[@gamemode6723]

Mark: *tries to take game seriously* The Game: "WELCOME TO THE"

[@lecmy7474]

R a P A I R

[@deuceydee3506]

"We couldn't fit it all in..."

[@michaelmonstar4276]

Oh no... It's 'Welcome to the Game' in disguise! (If you haven't watched Mark play (or lose his mind to) that, I highly recommend it. - Very long, as he recorded streams, but worth it.)

[@galladegamerletsplays]

rapair

[@MikaylaROL]

@@lecmy7474 Hehehahaha 😂😂😂 I love it

[@azurabun0]

mark breaking a plate every time he opens that doors is making me cry laugh

[@RoseCadenza]

I always end up crying while laughing at him breaking the plates.

[@Puppet-2033]

@@azurabun0 it makes you craugh

[@kalw4301]

3 years later rewatch, still kills me lol

[@maxweII_demon]

18:52 Mark's absolute HORROR when the dish breaks sounds like he saw an old friend get run over

[@DhanbeeSuh]

“Don’t call me Markiplier” “Lixian, cut it out” “That’s the old me” Uhhhh... something seems ever so slightly suspishy

[@alexia1159]

Yes

[@Mary_is_boredom]

Oh gosh-

[@midgetlemon5149]

HHHhrrrrmm

[@vesper2945]

Hoo boy- here we goes again

[@seepypuppy]

Does this have something to do with the whole "Markiplier is not real" situation that happened?

[@trecydreamz0930]

"You cannot have too much salt, and not enough salt" Sounds like an argument someone made to Gordon Ramsay

[@MissChibiGodd]

im sure mark not spreading the salt around the potatoes would be the cause. some will be very salty and some would have no or way to little salt on them.

[@SammaclauseGamgee]

​@@MissChibiGodd this

[@MusicDecomposer]

What’s missing from this video is a skit where Mark throws a cake at himself and says “Think fast! Uwwwhat?”

[@HESHRocketWarhead]

No, what's missing is "I AM A MAN, WHO OWNS FIIIVE OVENS!" when first looking around the place.

[@faby5860]

Mark ) I HAVE FIVE OVENS AND A KNIFE NO ONE CAN STOP ME

[@TheLordnerdious]

Ah memories

[@DeltaSilver88]

The moment I saw "Think fast!", I could only think of John Malkovich getting brained with a beer can.

[@literallycloud]

You spoiling?

[@KiwiBubbles]

I've never watched anyone actually try to play this game correctly before, this was insanely impressive

[@conrad2040]

Watch daz games play it

[@mesasimonson6612]

And hilarious

[@laurengilmore4697]

Can confirm this game is hella difficult

[@theaquaticz]

​@@conrad2040lmao the fact that he exploded his kitchen like a million times in just the first episode 😭 me and my bestie were rewatching his series and could NOT stop laughing

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

@@theaquaticz "Everything is going well!" *BOOM* 😂😂

[@Dexter26958]

"Don't embarrass us in front of the food critic!" Mark, smashing potatoes on the floor with a cutting board: "You got it, chief!"

[@crazyvirus2472]

I'm spaming this everywhere but I just want mark to play OMORI

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

great chefs work in weird ways 😁

[@tw.eezers]

“Why do i have an oven up there?!? Cause you’re a man that owns five ovens.

[@paragonquille7292]

That is *EXACTLY* what I thought

[@The_Tall_One_3312]

I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIVVVEEE OVENS

[@kum6865]

Gachatard.

[@paragonquille7292]

Why am i seeing so many of these ^^ profiles in the comments on this channel recently?

[@FemaleBrick]

haha i know what you mean

[@M.i.a.A1919]

Mark or Markiplier: "Who are you?!" The guy that looks just like Gordon Ramsay: Utterly disappointed

[@arambladen3087]

I was about to say the same xD LOL

[@M.i.a.A1919]

@@arambladen3087 XD great minds think alike

[@bonessauinhawthorne7235]

An idiot sandwich

[@originlostborn369]

He even met the real thing

[@M.i.a.A1919]

@@bonessauinhawthorne7235 I wanted to add that 🤣

[@purplebean7]

Mark: *panicking over a single broken plate and dropped/oversalted food* Meanwhile, LGIO: The kitchen's on fire, the extinguisher blew up in the deep fryer, and the TVs are all broken? Mission complete.

[@lukesroboticsshorts2521]

Fr tho 💀🤣

[@Weirdos_Incorporated]

Oh, and add a few shards of glass on the customer's plate as well; they don't like it? Well, it's all Grace's fault

[@purplebean7]

@@Weirdos_Incorporated Don't forget dirty sponges and fireworks, those are key ingredients too :)

[@The_Derp101]

LOL😂😂

[@KiwiBubbles]

I deeply enjoy the fact that Mark and Josh are literally on opposite ends of the spectrum in how they play this game, and yet both playthroughs amounted to so much chaos 😂😂

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier" Also Mark: "Don't call me Markiplier" Everyone: _What do I believe?_

[@keepaler847]

I think markiplier wants to make a new self and try to be perfect Wich is great that means he still strives to make great content for all of us

[@theblazingblight]

@@keepaler847 And I think you're probably overthinking this.

[@sk3tch_art1st35]

Dark is hiding his identity heh

[@rijaxbloodmore1644]

That Markiplier is not real

[@Calamity.Cassette]

Markiplier isn't real

[@sgt_noah8288]

My dad literally just said “those guys are loud” then I told him it’s only one and the look on his face omg lol

[@mrsexy5680]

The fact that mark is loud enough to make it sound like 3 people are yelling really shows what his content is like lol

[@TheLizzat]

I'd like to guess your dad looked impressed

[@aoyukinana]

I like to think this is one of his Quieter videos lol

[@kevin7213]

This is a quiet video for mark’s standards haha

[@iilykagam1ne]

This one sent me 😂😂😂

[@motifity3416]

Plate: Exists Oven: _Your free trial of living has expired._

[@sergeantmason]

That was really fun tho. mark broke three plates in a row

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

@@sergeantmason New Personal Record! I hope...

[@sergeantmason]

@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Might be

[@PuccaLover15]

18:52-19:15 I cannot tell you how many times I have watched this since I watched it maybe a year ago. Like, my cheeks hurt from how hard i've been laughing. I have tears in my eyes! The scream from the second plate breaking has me gasping for air! Thank you, Mark, for making something I can watch anytime I need a really good laugh.

[@EightPMV]

Subs: "Markiplier is not good at simulator games" Markiplier: "Well i'm Mark"

[@III1IlIIlIllIl]

Lets see how many subs this comment can get""'..

[@yes8807]

He is is good, the games suck

[@awesomesauce8664]

“Hi, my name is Markiplier by the way-“ _6 seconds later_ *”Don’t call me Markiplier-“*

[@missy2375]

_gasp he isn't real_

[@_theknighthawk_7018]

hmm....seems legit.

[@BattleSteam3821]

good thing I refer to him as Mark

[@Queenmurphy]

I literally died laughing when he kept breaking the plates😂

[@blakecacini8016]

That IS his full name

[@macyona]

Lixian everytime Mark tells him to cut something out: "Reality can be whatever I want"

[@jogni]

Very interesting... do you have any further comment on that?

[@wudugat3761]

This is literally my favorite video/mini series ever, it is so hilarious. Please play more of it.

[@Mrfedy_faber87]

@@wudugat3761 it’s a bot don’t give it attention

[@puccagarukiss]

Please play this again 🙏 😭

[@Roy_ow]

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[@softTofu1337]

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[@meow2856]

.

[@dattlobsta8140]

.

[@pictocat3752]

.

[@just_Nyra]

Mark: “Up-Upper oven?” Me: “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS” That quote from Mark will never not be funny to me 😂

[@MirageMewtwo]

"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE BLUNDERBUSSES" - Markiplier

[@wegocray3830]

FIIIVE OVENS!!! -Mark Edward Fischbach

[@absol1764]

THIS WAS MEEE

[@teejay8606]

I miss markiplier makesssss

[@just_Nyra]

@@teejay8606 oh my god SAAAAAME

[@compostedhumanwaste]

Markiplier: “WHY DO I HAVE A UPPER OVEN” Me: YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE 5 OVENS

[@bread8095]

Mark has 5 lower ovens, he doesn't know what a upper oven is because he had to sell it because he was a poor child

[@sharethevoix]

@@bread8095 ah yes, the brains on this man So very big

[@Lobster_With_A_Gun]

well now it is 9 if you include this game

[@ElGreco15]

Guys, never mix your upper ovens and your lower ovens. Your health is severely at risk if you do.

[@tensionbombardment3862]

Rip marks 5 ovens

[@kaigwagwa]

omg when mark broke the second plate at 19:08 i couldnt fucking breathe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is genuinely one of the funniest games hes played i started drooling from laughter

[@iAmMadeOfSoup]

Same 😂

[@TodG3482]

Why are you crying?

[@LostMediaGuy-v9r]

It’s not a crying emoji it’s a laughing emoji

[@maiakromer1747]

“I should do the tutorial” Wow... he really has changed.

[@meghann3398]

HE SAYS TUTORIAL STRANGELY EVERY TIME AND I GET SO UNCOMFORTABLE

[@rat.4783]

T u t u r i e l

[@blisky3229]

@@meghann3398 how?

[@rat.4783]

@@blisky3229 my reply lol

[@RayMak]

That's a really beautiful kitchen. But those kind of floor may not be waterproof.

[@valmirmaciel1455]

Lol

[@ok23432]

Yooooo its you again

[@mochidacat3882]

what

[@DocMonke]

Not here before this blows up

[@jelstudios8365]

I hate u

[@tempzsttwo9858]

25:14 I can just imagine the customers hearing mark screaming *”Oh My goD, oH my gOd, oH mY gOD, OH mY GoD”* on the bottom floor and wondering what the hell is going on 😂

[@bakermetal]

"Maître de? Does the chef need help?" "No no, he's fine."

[@l1cosplay253]

@@bakermetal “Its apart of the process”

[@different6620]

And then they peek in the kitchen and see the trout on the floor XD

[@the_blank0075]

That fact they he wanted to play the game normally and calm and chaos just starts unfolding around him is amazing

[@roosboon801]

Mark: "Let's do this seriously!" Also mark: *proceeds to throw pan trough the kitchen and smashes about 10 plates*

[@logsaplenty]

@Ì Am ĶeviňBB2 now this is what we in the business call "please god please stop"

[@peterjackson6011]

"Who's in the restaurant?!" It's Bob, and he wants pan-of-feather.

[@basson7369]

Man I want some more The Forest

[@peterjackson6011]

@@basson7369 I want to see Mark and Wade push Bob back into the sinkhole for destroying the gazebo.

[@aubreya.2251]

😂

[@gabbi5298]

@@peterjackson6011 YESSS 😂

[@bayareasportsfan04]

@@basson7369 YES! We need to find out what happens next!

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

“You cannot have too much salt and not enough salt” Don’t put any salt on half, pour a cup of salt on the other. Done.

[@Inlife33]

Daz: **stands completely still while cooking steak and the other side of his kitchen blows up** Mark: **rushes around and leaves oven on all night with nothing happening**

[@theaquaticz]

That's because daz kept breaking the oil bottles everywhere 😂🤣

[@musicdawg0625]

Alternate title: Lixian Being Unimpressed by Mark for 27 Minutes Straight

[@owoifier4521]

Awtewnate titwe: Wixian Being Unimpwessed by Mawk fow 27 Minutes Stwaight

[@thecavejelly]

Exactly

[@valiang8867]

...when you put it that way, Lixian sounds like a cat

[@KorliWolf]

Addon to alternate title: while secretly is Rachel

[@m1rdo842]

Owoifier N O

[@Buzzzy-bee]

Gordon Ramsey: exists Mark: who are you? Gordon: and I took that personally

[@reapersoulmoon4530]

xd

[@Artsy2000Pink]

Me: ShOoKeD 👁👄👁

[@DEATHFIFR190]

Yes I was sitting here like seriously Mike you couldn't tell us Gordon Ramsay. He even did a live stream with him so I wonder what you came first this video or that live stream

[@RJ-rp8yd]

@@DEATHFIFR190 His face looks weird in this game.

[@IfdesHerzog]

@@RJ-rp8yd He looks like the russian version of Gordon Ramsey lmao.

[@chaninzard674]

14:09 Mark in a smol voice: “Too much salt? What are you talking about? There was one gram too much in the water!”

[@jeltevl8868]

tbf in real life you wouldn't taste that difference.

[@comedicsociopathy]

@@jeltevl8868 Depends how much salt you're used to. Many people always eat very salty food so they wouldn't but I would, just like most of my family. When you're not used to it, 1 gram isn't much but noticeable.

[@thischannelhasadvanced]

i love the trout smol voice

[@octavianjoseph8633]

​@@TheLonelyProtoPotatoes have a tendency to absorb salt so.... It's a possibility.

[@plutoyoon]

mark dry heaving at the end of his shift is an accurate representation of what it’s actually like to work in food service

[@cubgaming4963]

Imagine what the people in the restaurant are hearing: “Who are you???” “There are 4 grams on the chopping board it is going to be delicious” *glass shattering* “Why did it fall on the floor?!” “Why are you crawling away?!” “I am going to kill you” “Oooooo” “O my god, o my god”

[@failedtalent1018]

Chef sounds like he's having an amazing time.

[@0v3rh3473d]

That's why they put him in a kitchen on a different floor and he has to put the food in a little food elevator lol

[@LadyZeke]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JakeHappendUnfortunately]

Best restaurant service ever

[@jocab4154]

Damn dude one of those bots is 2 years old, how has it lasted that long?

[@sybilburlingame1737]

No one: Me: losing my mind laghing when he breaks the plates.

[@chiyosumizome1826]

SAME

[@piratewolf9805]

Same😂

[@AznPrzsn]

It's plate breaking simulator.

[@meganblomfield2558]

Same

[@coffeegirl18]

I have a feeling I'll burn something and then like break the kitchen and burn food. lol

[@bluestone321]

Nobody: Oven door: imma ruin this man’s whole career

[@dasbesseretost9738]

"dinner"

[@m4ryl]

This plate's whole career*

[@ThatOrionGuy]

im an oven door

[@wokehansenwokelinewbc1179]

He shouldn't have gone for the cheap repairs...

[@miliciaganado5219]

Oh God,not this meme again.

[@caitlyncupcake9655]

mark: you cant have both too much salt and not enough salt also mark (in markiplier makes): my creme brulee is too salty and too sweet

[@stupidmangoz]

Yeah that can be a thing, cus they don't contrast each other

[@klaxx3761]

Salty and sweet aren't in contrast. Something can be way too sweet and way too salty. You can't be too *savory* and too *sweet* at the same time, as those are inverses

[@twistynoodles]

If this has multiplayer, imagine Mark, Bob and Wade playing this.

[@bonb0n593]

Mark:WADE WHERE THR FUCK FID YOU PUT THE POTATOES? Wade: Up My ass why you ask? Bob wade and mark: Hysterical laughter

[@randomgrmlin]

Overcooked but even more stressful.

[@exceptionalanimations1508]

yEs

[@gothyfroggy8581]

Oh the chaos...lmao-

[@hunta3694]

It doesn’t have multiplayer yet, but the devs are working on adding it.

[@GalaRenee]

Mark: *tediously tries to play the game correctly while having a mental breakdown* Pewdiepie: *continuously breaks plates, lights the kitchen on fire twice and acts like it’s normal*

[@13rieCheese]

Honestly, not much different than in an actual kitchen lol

[@topsecret1837]

And that’s why I love Markiplier over Pewdiepie. Everything about the game becomes funnier when it’s at his expense. Meanwhile I’d bet Pewdiepie goes bankrupt by the end of the second day.

[@Spanner762x54]

I love how interactive lixian is with his videos, he really feels like a 2nd character xD

[@bruhidk3167]

@Caleb Leamond thats right

[@tuffarms2716]

main character

[@babybird3127]

@@bruhidk3167 ayee

[@riverseverywhere]

"It's not like a real kitchen where you stand too close to an oven and a plate gets kablooied..." *blinks in 5 years of food service* um, actually, yes, that's exactly what happens...

[@civilians_king]

JaidenAnimations: “ now let’s talk about the other spectrum of the self-improvement chart!” Markiplier: “I aM a GoD!”

[@ethanvanderjagt5892]

Sub to Jaiden

[@sindhusojan8225]

Alternate title: Mark gets humiliated by an oven

[@therooster1021]

I..AM...A...MAN...WHO....OWNS....5...OWENS

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

And let's remember, he's a man who owns 5 ovens, guys 😂

[@kurtisconnersforgottenextr4674]

many people don't know this, but you can hAVE 5 FURNACES

[@LadyDelSangue87]

the oven is a fucking beast in that game it's soooooo annoying lmao

[@ogzephyr4166]

Of course the food critic of all would have the impossible standard: “THERE IS BOTH TOO MUCH SALT AND NOT ENOUGH SALT ON THIS CUISINE.”

[@djicekream8672]

No he means for example that the pork has too much salt and the potato has to little salt

[@Stereo6400]

I love how it’s implied that lixian is some sort of benevolent god bound to mark’s service for some reason

[@loki4807]

HE IS AN EDITING GOD!

[@hamzahelal929]

Mark: "lixian the FBI is gonna break in" Lixian: "good, I'll open the door"

[@mbs7animatesandva226]

Lixian got owned by the FBI XD

[@cmemberofalphakateandlisbo6199]

Bruh

[@damongaming275]

"FBI, OPEN UP!" *kicks door in with enough force to yeet lixian across the house*

[@SasukeUchiha723]

Pewdiepie and CallmeKevin: Burns Kitchen for Tomato soup Markiplier: Becomes Gordon Ramsay Jr.

[@unknowncreature6780]

Ikr Lol

[@sidharthvitthanala9935]

and breaks a rooms worth of plates trying to open the oven

[@marblebongos2794]

Pewds literally bent reality in the kitchen

[@ashtrash1375]

Feck soup

[@daonion421]

Kevin hates soup tho 😳

[@TheMrStatue]

“Don’t call me Markiplier” *Static* “Hey there, it’s Josh. Welcome back to Let’s Game It Out.”

[@putrakusmana9500]

literally watched it yesterday 😂

[@roesy4481]

Glad I wasn't the only person who thought of him lol!

[@lolmaster1325]

This explains why everybody says Markiplier isn’t real now.... Or does it?

[@frecklesandfries9209]

WAiT it’s rarer to find a Let’s Game It our fam than an Unus Annus fan nowadays!! I’m so happy that it’s getting more common! He deserves so much more, I mean the guy puts So Much into his videos like whAT THE HECK. What’s our favorite question now? I wanna hear you saaaaay iiiiit~

[@plsdondoanytin1464]

first of all we need to turn everything on

[@Kyla8132]

18:58 "Why did you do that, door?" has "Stop eating my kayak, bear!" energy.

[@maispiegel7474]

alternate title: mark gets stressed out trying to flip salmon and breaking plates every time he opens the oven

[@kevinramsey417]

Yum, floor salmon

[@kaidenmowbray3364]

Mark: An upper oven why do we need an oven up there Also Mark: "I AM A MAN OF 5 OVENS!!"

[@yo-baldy970]

Plate:exist Door: and I took that personally

[@XenaAndKin]

25:54 That’s low-key accurate to actual food critics

[@ImOasis_]

Mark’s worst enemy wasn’t himself. It was the oven with the reach of an NBA player and uncooked food with minds of their own

[@theHeroBoy1313]

food so fresh it's still sentient

[@ozzywalker609]

The amount of sass he was giving Gordon Ramsay without even knowing who he was was absolutely amazing

[@dababy8017]

“WELCOME TO THE” shouldn’t have made me laugh

[@mysticgaming3507]

panic room

[@Uhoh11111]

Chili's

[@hinnmanfamily]

No it really shouldn’t have

[@zozoparx]

black parade

[@dababy8017]

@@hinnmanfamily what I said

[@JustMarisa]

Mark: *drops food on floor and still serves it* Also mark: I need to wash this pan out....

[@user-bv3gw4zp3y]

The game villain: time The ACTUAL villain: oven door

[@babydai5472]

Was crying earlier but the plate breaking made cry of laughter, nothing like seeing Mark lose his mind to heal the soul

[@maxfish2667]

Honestly laughing and crying for 15mins

[@carnavole13]

I liked it when he throw the pan at the shelf 😩😂😂😂😂

[@colephilips8053]

I literally could not stop laughing

[@Surunasu]

Mark: breaks two plates and drops the trout on the broken glass. Game: *p e r f e c t*

[@the_otherauto_union2438]

I just love how Mark can make any genre of game hilarious.

[@captainkeyes9913]

Imagine if you where in a small restaurant an all you heard was a muffled version of this. 18:50

[@dragnas_arrendor7804]

Sounds like someone just got there fingers chopped off.

[@Chem-Chem]

How about 15:00 to 15:09?

[@chloe102]

or 23:51 - 24:01

[@dark_c0rner]

I saw this comment some weeks ago and found this new word "muffled". So I had to find this comment today once again, because I forgot the word and I really needed it to continue my story. Thank you for helping me out 😭

[@captainkeyes9913]

@@dark_c0rner Lol, what a story. I am glad I helped

[@theannilators7479]

and that's why basically every restaurant ever has more than one cook

[@Ffallingstarss]

True, but we don’t always work at the same time. Due to scheduling (and one guy leaving as soon as I walked in, despite his shift not ending for a couple more hours) basically every shift I worked I’d be by myself for 2-4 hours. I wish my restaurant had scheduled us better because rushes suck when you’re by yourself lmao

[@jamielishbrook2384]

No lie.

[@thereebstir9572]

@@Ffallingstarss Damn that sounds tough. Cooking seems stressful but good for you for sticking it out.

[@zRelaxing64]

Mark: "This is Cooking Simulator" Me: "FLASHBACKS TO JOB SIMULATOR"

[@Roken._.]

Farming simulator, my god was he dumb

[@pterafier]

I've watched so much of your content and this is arguably the best video on your channel. GG

[@rebscx]

Mark: "oh there's two ovens" Me: *has a flashback* "I'm a men who owns FIVE ovens"

[@voiceboxgamer6046]

"No one tell him it's been on the floor, these seasonings look disgusting" *proceeds to break the plate and drop the meat on the floor* *stress induced panic* "Oh My GoD OH MY GOD!!"

[@gordatados]

I read this comment just as he was saying it 😂

[@jaydudified]

Mark: “Who are you?” That’s Gordon Ramsay....

[@tearez13]

you know, the guy who judged Ur cooking on that make a wish livestream back in dec.

[@richardendresz161]

@@tearez13 ah yes. THAT GUY

[@yehiarizk1836]

Oj

[@yehiarizk1836]

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ bot

[@jaydudified]

@@yehiarizk1836 Oh so that’s what they are

[@AnomalyINC]

Going by his simulator games, I can say that some stereotypes may well be true. Mark drives like a Korean and cooks like a German. Dangerously.

[@misswy1u]

As a korean I can confirm the first half part 👌

[@adventurer425]

Mark: throws a blender on the counter blender: makes a loud noise Mark: *_SHOOKETH_*

[@cagnalicious6925]

Hello, fellow Overkiller

[@adventurer425]

@@cagnalicious6925 hello :)

[@cagnalicious6925]

@@adventurer425 oh CRAP I just noticed your name, too! That's dope lmao

[@adventurer425]

@@cagnalicious6925 I didnt realize when i changed my yt name, it would change every thing hooked up with that account to Why? as my first name. I am now Why? in all of my family's phone contancts XD. thanks tho

[@cagnalicious6925]

@@adventurer425 and I bet they're all wondering "why" tho 😂 And yeah, if you signed in with Google then it goes across the board for everything you used that account to sign in with

[@racheledgely2040]

The king of FNAF needs his Chef's hat as well... The people have spoken, we summon another episode my good sir!

[@Danger11007]

Ah yes good sire I see you are a man of culture aswell

[@tdthedestroyer1232]

YES

[@Danger11007]

@adam marchell where the skies are blue

[@novustalks7525]

Nah it was pretty boring

[@Danger11007]

@@novustalks7525 eh i thought it was fun

[@sirbagelsworth9463]

Markiplier: "This is tedious!" Me: That means it's a realistic simulator!

[@vappyreon1176]

Realism - opening an oven causes the explosive charge in every nearby plate to be set off

[@nobodywhyareyouasking91]

Realism is definitely buying stuff from a box

[@sirbagelsworth9463]

@@vappyreon1176 Pfft. Unrelated to the intentions behind my comment.

[@sirbagelsworth9463]

@@nobodywhyareyouasking91 Not part of the cooking process itself and would be included in finances rather than kitchen activities.

[@skycart3186]

the shift in mood from the beginning to like 19:00 dude-

[@reubendemmler5511]

“THE TEMPERATURE WAS PERFECT, and they don’t know I dropped it on the floor” markipler 2021

[@crazyvirus2472]

XD Okay on to why I was here please join me in my quest to make more people aware of the game OMORI and make mark play it-

[@helixvfx8569]

Mark: buys a restaurant Also Mark: “who’s in the restaurant, who opened the door?”

[@shamsunnaher1675]

@in da name of cheetos shes never gonna stop

[@Yetanotherfangirl_jf]

Customer: Too much salt Also customer: Not enough salt Confused Markiplier noises XDDD

[@idonteatcoldhardcheese]

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ why the fuc do I keep seeing you and your hand signals everywhere?

[@trinityparadox]

@@idonteatcoldhardcheese just a bot from failure people,ignore it

[@yazurai4667]

lol funny xdddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDD funni

[@atsukiri2nd361]

its because he put salt after slicing the potatoes, which a lot of salt went to a potato piece and other potato pieces got less to none.

[@kenny4yourthots]

I mean, the customer’s always right, right?! 😂😂

[@leviironclaw4942]

Was literally wheezing at 7:34 when he Error 404'd his Trout... XD

[@leahstarz2345]

Mark: "Why do I have an oven up there?" Me: Funny coming from a man who once owned 5 ovens.

[@thekittenlordstreaming8960]

Now he has 22 ovens

[@crimson5132]

Mark: *Drops 2 plates and a fish* Me: *Imagining Gordon screaming to Mark in the background*

[@AC3handle]

WOT ARE YOUUUU?!

[@toastedbiscuit9108]

Lixian: Appears Description: “edited by Rachel” *I feel lied to*

[@insertusernamehere3173]

HMMMMMMM SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS

[@cotus.8143]

MMMMM.

[@IvanIsYda_]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE INLY ONE WHO NOTICED LMFAO

[@galekenig9907]

I know right? I'm really confused

[@StrygianArranges]

I feel offended

[@DivineXPotato]

26:04 markiplier learning what it feels like to work in a kitchen