Corey Taylor Tells Dad Jokes to a Tough Crowd in Australia

[@Slipknot_fan_ct]

The bird is happier than me just because it seen Corey

[@PurpleOrk]

Two snowmen stood in a field. One turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?"

[@6fejmk]

?????

[@Ben_Shapiroalt]

@@6fejmk snowmans nose is carrots

[@barbaraghirardini340]

A me non fa ridere per nulla🥴

[@squashmallow2006]

The other replied. "HOLY SH- A TALKING SNOWMAN?!"

[@Spida37]

A Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please"

[@LunaLoveBad6969]

Haaa!

[@ernestkhalimov9560]

took a second to get that one

[@PharmDNader]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nfa06_]

Haha

[@psychodesign2997]

🖖

[@rebeccamork8141]

I love your humor make me giggle ❤

[@PurpleOrk]

Two birds stood on a perch. One turns to the other and says "can you smell fish?"

[@christinepuff9008]

Very good

[@6fejmk]

?????

[@Ben_Shapiroalt]

@@6fejmk a perch is a fish

[@PurpleOrk]

Two baseballs roll up to a bar. One turns to the other and says "your round!"

[@soulsharts]

I told dad jokes once. He laughed.

[@PurpleOrk]

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch!"

[@FTCRW]

Two blondes walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would've seen it

[@CowMen-are-here]

A peanut walks into a bar It was a short bar

[@MamaLauren523]

My 10 year old grandson is gonna loooove those two. Thanks Corey 😂🤘

[@coreenbogue1130]

Skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer and a mop..

[@juanytorres6007]

ROCKSTAR COREY TAYLOR IS ROCK IS THE POWER ❤🎉🤘😘😍⭐🔥⚡☄👽🛸💫👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@brodydaube4136]

love the new album corey

[@kconger_]

That first one...man oh man. LOL

[@chairshottothehead6453]

I was at a library yesterday and I saw a book called "how to solve 50 percent of all your problems" so I bought two

[@YaHUKaB_ShaRaYAL_YaShaRAL]

Haha, he's like at the end, "whatever". Because the bird didn't squawk once. 😆

[@TheFallenaynjel]

Kookaburra they are a laughing bird, They don't squawk.

[@YaHUKaB_ShaRaYAL_YaShaRAL]

@@TheFallenaynjel Freaking Corey Taylor, that dude's a riot man I tell ya! 😆

[@maybetomorrow5354]

LMFAO! 😂 You rock Corey! 😁👍

[@outrun9951]

Two Cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "Does This Taste Funny to You?"

[@trustmeimmexican]

Bird be like: Wait and bleed. Now. NOW!!

[@sherrxoxoz]

The bird looks like I did when I met Corey Taylor 😅 Just froze in complete Awe 😍

[@Postaldude2003]

Tlou has prepared me for this type of shit

[@kidmac1514]

His voice is awesome even when hes joking.. sounds like he's breaking into a song

[@MexichangoSangreFina]

What a powerful voice 😮

[@Miss_Christie]

Love the t-shirt!

[@carissanelson-7536]

Hide her night gown 😅😅😅

[@fleadoggreen9062]

Thank you , I couldn’t understand his hick accent 😊

[@wariokhabib245]

Corey should have told some Tony Ferguson jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That would have gotten the kookaburra laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@draigwolf3627]

can't wait to here those on Panther TV lol

[@jenniferkrieger1579]

😂I loved your "Dad jokes"🤣

[@Mrs.Frankenstein]

Love the Grandpa shirt!

[@Nicky-gv9mm]

Stooped jokes but love the t-shirt 🤣🤣

[@josiesupersidfan9919]

That bird has no sense of humor 😅 I'm laughing so hard 🤣 I love you, Corey ♾️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️♾️

[@rexflamingo1037]

Love his Grandpa shirt lol

[@KimberlyPerezchica]

that was the gaseous leaf hmm very funny.i love.ypu corey taylord kmp

[@johnryan8985]

Love the Christian Martucci shirt

[@GuillaumeLeclair]

I love You Corey taylor ❤❤❤

[@annabellemaier7858]

where in Australia WAS THAT??!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!!👹 (btw I'm a fan of Slipknot)

[@backcountryexplorer6841]

Love the count shirt!!

[@backcountryexplorer6841]

@BerserkerOh i’m sorry you must be mister perfect !!

[@andypostema4269]

The only dad joke in my house... is me.

[@thatonedudeaxtreia7154]

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turned to the other and asked "does this taste funny to you?"

[@HappySmilingDog-d7u]

I dont even need a punch line after first sentence

[@tiffanyland7735]

😂 I've been a fan for over 20 years. Good job on being lame. Finally

[@jamesallen19]

God bless you

[@MagicofKeelanWendorf]

These jokes 😂

[@henrythehilux3963]

I am lucky enough to hear them laugh all the time in the wild, they love to laugh at dawn to find their loved one before bed

[@kimmyfreak200]

he still looks so young...this man does not age much

[@monosupreme1]

After seeing him in person 5 years apart, yes he does lol 😂

[@mrmisfit635]

Clean living.

[@fleadoggreen9062]

Large sun glasses

[@GosperTYVS]

If you said “ I’m Corey Mofo Taylor “ he would of laughed and said “ Who the Fark is that mate “ 😂 Love you Corey !!! 🔥❤️‍🔥🔥🤘🏼😎🤘🏼

[@lissainkd2580]

Love you love your shirt .

[@ESTXX00001]

I'm remembering these

[@MrTomdemma]

Thats hard to no impress them lmao😂

[@Iasmin-Nistor]

You rock Corey 😂

[@notsorry3631]

Amazing shirt

[@jenniferkrieger1579]

And I love your t-shirt 🙂

[@monsters_are_human]

Bros got SpongeBob arms 😂.

[@Nutmeg498]

Lucky bird meeting him

[@toddclark332]

❤feckin Corey 🤘

[@HumbleAstronaut]

Tough crowd, tough crowd

[@cristinapintus3692]

Ciaoooo Che bello vedervi in relax ❤💚♥️☀️⚡⚡⚡⚡🍀🍀🍀💯✨🤟🤟🤟🤟🌈😎

[@outrun9951]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH

[@HappySmilingDog-d7u]

Sounds better aloud , cuz you hear “eyes” but its “i’s”

[@CindyGrey-v1q]

My thoughts and prayers are with you I'm so so sorry your sister was a friend of mine very delightful person she was have a blessed day sativa world in the house

[@Respect_The_Hustle226]

It smiled

[@william4373]

What did the lizard say to the snake about where it wanted to go ? .....it said, "Goanna Gecko'in ?" Snake replied, "anaconda get it" 🤣 I made that up lol

[@petershearer8821]

An Irish Man walks out of a Bar.

[@RgeioMrtinz]

why does it take 2 cans to make a bird? because it's in the name...tucan

[@emptyroom151]

Continua cantando hehehe

[@BringTheMetal]

I had to double take the joke but it was funny i did laugh aloud

[@LunaLoveBad6969]

I hate that the horn one made me laugh 💀

[@nmota12]

Can anyone write down the 1st joke? I am like the bird. I seriously can't catch what Corey said.

[@brken_blndie]

How do you make antifreeze (auntie freeze) hide her night gown....

[@nmota12]

@@brken_blndie ..........thanks......

[@abralvs]

@@brken_blndiethe comment that I was searching for 😁

[@caitlinsalyers1017]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@jayjohnson7251]

😹💙🤘

[@troyschmitt3810]

Hard to tell a dad joke when you never had one. Oh oooo

[@Mg903tx]

I'm gonna use those. I'm a dad also

[@alainlyrette5208]

Loll😅😅😅

[@tunkoko3494]

❤❤

[@AdekvatNeadekvat]

Hi man. Do you know about "TERROR UNIVERSAL"? This band TERROR UNIVERSAL have a song name: Spines. Is so fcking awesome, but I think you can sing this most better than original. I am very glad that I sent you this message, I wish you good luck in your work. And one more thing. My friend Daria asked to say "Hi", she's so crazy about your Chaos power, man!

[@MattRoseworne]

Tough crowed

[@caitlinsalyers1017]

Nice.......

[@RarityStevens]

When I want to make my depressed friend happy:

[@joeyjordison.]

LMAO❤

[@ONELOVE-zw4ux]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tunkoko3494]

🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@caitlinsalyers1017]

❤

[@sandib4234]

🤗💓

[@michaelleeson6789]

Was this in Australia Zoo?.

[@autumncutegirl]

😂😂

[@debbiep4647]

Tough crowd

[@MartinitraM]

Why does the sign read Laughing Kookaburra? They're just Kookaburras.

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

The naming of the bird must've been ironic.

[@isblbrannn]

i love him

[@mkey3464]

Lol 😂

[@candidomarcelosantos8815]

Faaaala Crocodilo Dundee.

[@jamesallen19]

Love your shirt Corey Trump 2024

[@BiscuitOnPawsBiscuitpawbeans]

I WAS THERE ALSO!! M.A

[@jaggestblackness2348]

😅

[@Bixyboi27]

Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump.

[@Carljung.we.are.what.we.hate.]

Ok kindof killed my Slipknot fantasy, split personality must be singer Slipknot

[@ronniebeumkes4099]

hoho

[@sixtyfour6484]

38:59 Did I just see that Mick used les paul?

[@jameskirkbydrums]

whats the difference between a piano, a fish and some glue? you can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish! what about the glue i hear you ask? i knew youd get stuck on that one!

[@aaronv251]

Can’t watch Corey tell jokes. I’d never feel the same abt SK or SS!🫤

[@sansanaye9156]

just fun whatever but i'm not happy😝

[@helvete_ulv.840]

HELLO

[@rockintanz1]

I totally agree! 😍

[@douglasferreiragameslambho6044]

Pandorion