Coronavirus Is Worse Than You Think - H3 Podcast

[@smileygladhands]

I think "Alfredo" is code for "Ethan"...

[@oliilo1212]

That's hilarious

[@dewilew2137]

Undertow 82 has to be

[@videospielesindkunst]

Undertow 82 And "puke" is code for "shit". Now think about the Alfredo story

[@MrCzar345]

@@videospielesindkunst 🤢🤢🤢

[@Imbryon]

This changed the way I listened to their story. Thank you

[@coop1777]

All the girls at my school wear Teddy Fresh and they don't even know about you guys and I know that's Hilas dream so congratulations

[@Laremy]

Master Coop pics or it didn’t happen

[@turboflamez161]

@@Laremy Laremy out here trying to finesse himself some schoolgirl pics.

[@coop1777]

You can't comment a picture dumbo

[@chystal9161]

@@coop1777 you can link a pic, spud

[@dewilew2137]

Laremy highly questionable request, but ok 👌🏽

[@missjackrabbit9961]

i would enjoy being put on payroll..... that list took a very long time 😢

[@AdrianLopez-ux7ts]

Miss Jackrabbit queen

[@mitchellhafford6058]

legend

[@kevindube7096]

You deserve nothing you goddamn nerd. Also, stats are important and praise be to you for your efforts 🙏🏾

[@missjackrabbit9961]

@@kevindube7096 HAH thank you :)

[@Spaguuty]

Thanks for crunching them numbers fam

[@curbyourcomment2164]

Anyone back here in the midst of the pandemic, having remembered that Ethan pretty much called the severity of the coronaVIRUS?

[@hotrodhunk7389]

Yup

[@darusul5873]

I know right?

[@MissJessicaSNSD]

This podcast is what made me realize it was serious

[@RYDERBEENABITCH]

It’s only gotten worse brlther

[@luketerry9146]

Yup

[@Jacket430]

Ethan: Says something uninformed Dan: Comes in with polite correction Ethan: DAN WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH

[@sambray]

Dan is a pedantic ass hole that thinks he’s a lot smarter than he is. I’m so sick of him overstepping his mark on this show and interjecting with attempted corrections that often aren’t true

[@tylerchamberlain4552]

Example? Grouping all black music as Urban is a bit racist, that doesnt make every use of the word racist.

[@gokakarotku]

sammyyy_b shut up

[@elontusk8018]

sammyyy_b Ethan is quite often wrong, I appreciate dan

[@misteranderson8618]

@@sambray they don't know what sarcasm is, the poor little buggers

[@samfisher8850]

And suddenly Post Malone’s bunker isn’t sounding so crazy

[@yomamasfuckboy6893]

A little bit, who says the vírus cant go to the bunker

[@xonerate371]

Who says all these twats aren’t trying to get sheckles (views) from the fear. It bullshit kids, more people get sick from the common cold, this is no different. Don’t Fear, have a kids, love your family and crush. Peace.

[@brattiestclub009]

i wish he went on the podcast again

[@Kyle-kv6ur]

Ziggy Z many people die from the common cold, and the flu, which kills ~30,000 people per year, and the Chinese coronavirus has only killed ~130 people. this disease is being blown way out of proportion by the media because it gets them views/clicks, which pay for their income.

[@datboy3056]

@@Kyle-kv6ur 130 people... it's been how many days?

[@Lord_Killionaire]

Me: Sits down to eat lunch Ethan: "So Alfredo ate diarrhea and puked it up on our bed"

[@tommyturetzky8400]

HMMMM NO NO NO

[@xboxgod]

ok

[@themirandaproject2468]

Same

[@highfrequencymonkeyman]

Every damn time

[@Ashelinx]

Sammmeee

[@Blueeyes9999Games]

Me: dinners ready, excited for the new episode ethan: so alfredo just licked his own shit and threw it up over and over again

[@blamblam8743]

@@ShoeNice22videos o7 respect to shoenice the real h3 supporter

[@cookiemonsterqp]

i’ve learned time and time again that this is the wrong show to watch while eating

[@Z0mbie432]

Also Ethan needs a shit he only got half out with coffee before he got to work

[@warriorcanuck697]

Same bruh

[@k8eekatt]

@@ShoeNice22videos is this your next chow challenge??

[@Frankie1rose]

The “I would shit standing” from Hila, and the silence after from everyones disbelief KILLED me 😂

[@Frankie1rose]

Please sound bite that

[@Skittlespillygog]

timestamp please

[@noryxos]

31:02

[@Qb3nsis]

Never thought Hila was full crazy until her rant about public toilets.

[@sushirs6770]

LMFAO! Ethans reply got me too, "you wouldn't shit standing."

[@bre9232]

Ethan: says something Hila: disagrees Dan: no Ian: withholds opinion Zach: doesn't speak unless spoken to

[@llamawearingsombrero6764]

Bre Lightfoot H3 podcast in a nutshell

[@liamgoodenough8947]

*cue fartnoise*

[@johnnys7875]

What is Ian's purpose at this point?

[@sahajamatya]

Potato Bond press some buttons

[@lucifa0]

Ethan: back me up zack! Zack: (clueless of what's going on) Yeah i agree with Ethan on that one Hila: *sighs*

[@SuperHoneyOil]

1:17:10 for cornavirus topic

[@ANNYEONGAMZ]

thankss !

[@plumporanges]

you tha goat

[@lowkeybad2003]

Thanks 😊

[@treywood5805]

God

[@jonanderson5137]

Hero

[@gatfro1]

Guys, I think you're underestimating how many people eat whiIe watching the show

[@three-stripes]

WTF.. That first few minutes was so bad I had to throw away my coffee and take a shower.

[@Stargirlsadie]

@@three-stripes Fr Ethan went way too far this time

[@three-stripes]

@@Stargirlsadie I'll agree this time. My stomach is still fucked from that.

[@julekenyon]

BRUH Bruhson lmfaooo i was eating wings

[@Ariesgrigio]

I literally only watch this when I’m eating. Stop with the grossness :(

[@benwilkins7837]

Ethan stopping mid segmant to tell hila she's beautiful hit me right in the feels. You guys are awesome.

[@stophoee]

Ben Wilkins whats the time stamp?

[@benwilkins7837]

1:22:39 my dude ✌️

[@Rinus93]

Me too. I aww'd hard. The love they have for each other really shines through!

[@aagusstinaa]

H3: I don't think people are taking this virus thing seriously Also H3: MY CORONAA

[@desmondgreer7384]

I didn’t realize that Zach has such a great singing voice. Also Ethan saying people aren’t taking the virus seriously with “MY CORONA” blaring is amazing

[@maxmedina333]

exactly. XD honestly this virus just goes to show, survival of the fittest. just kidding but I dont think its a huge concern.

[@SavantAudiosurf]

I'm glad I started my collection of gas masks last year purely out of fascination. I'm up to 4 masks now. I work at a wastewater facility and just wanted a collection of gas masks because I thought they looked cool and carry an eerie vibe and history. I bought a few of them from Amazon.

[@strongethan1583]

He is the sound lad better make some good sounds

[@Tr4vieB]

do you think listening to my corona would make you feel better about the sullen and depressive times we're in? in that way it would b serious but with you still laughing. Please remember to laugh at sad in right way everyone.

[@clementine2234]

@@maxmedina333 It's actually a super huge concern but mainly for the people in China. It's super dangerous for them right now. The rest of the world, not so much. Which is why we aren't hearing a shit ton about it on the news, but I'm sure its the only thing on TV in China. They're even telling them to not leave their house

[@aidenhunt103]

1:22:37 was the most wholesome moment in the history of this podcast

[@ritikshukla1788]

Funny story same thing happened to me last week i was just sitting with my girl hanging out at a park and and all of a sudden it struck me she just looked so...beautiful.....but yeah we broke up 2 days ago

[@FrancisTheMantis]

hah

[@georgekearney8595]

@@ritikshukla1788 hope you're okay

[@ritikshukla1788]

@@georgekearney8595 yea it gets better over time ;)

[@ritikshukla1788]

@@FrancisTheMantis 😂😂

[@Fxxxxb99]

1:22:37 i want a husband that would still after 12 years of marriage suddenly stop talking about a deadly disease and tell me i'm beautiful

[@aztec2281]

RIGHT THIS REALLY WARMED MY HEART

[@HeelTaker7]

And I want a partner who still genuinely appreciates a compliment after 12 years. What a great couple

[@raed5328]

That was a special beautiful moment

[@markkimo]

Ethan: Pewdiepie will be joining us Wednesday. Ethan on Wednesday: JK here's a whole episode about poop and the Coronavirus

[@SeekersSupernatural]

markkimo 😂😂😂

[@MidwesternFilthMixes]

Ellis Dee this podcast sucks balls

[@andrewsdakoolest]

lolol

[@djonin91]

@Ellis Dee Ethan is just a real life version of Tim Heidecker at this point

[@reyvilla8501]

ETHAN: I'M WEARING PANTS.. hila: You're wearing shorts I swear this guy is a genius or a very very very lucky re-re.. either way vapenation4evah

[@christempleton9656]

out of context Ethan: "He finished before me, and I was done basically the same time. And I was just standing in the stall in shame waiting for him to leave because I was so embarrassed to come out at the same time." 🤔

[@Noggenfogger1]

@@ShoeNice22videos damn it's official shoenice

[@fibbintiggins2858]

@@ShoeNice22videos eitherrrrrrrr wayyyyyyyyyy

[@bro.lansky]

😂😂

[@christempleton9656]

I feel so honored, Shoenice

[@kobygates]

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing😐

[@CaitlinJeanRussell]

Ethan stopping mid sentence to tell Hila she’s beautiful is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen

[@davidportebeckefeld7415]

Ethan Logic: Waits until the other guy leaves the bathroom to exit the stall Also Ethan: Tells millions of people what he did in the stall

[@mtheg7220]

David Porte Beckefeld yeah that logic really went down the shitter

[@Tacomans_56]

@@mtheg7220 thats a shitty joke

[@flambo9950]

Its different when it's in person

[@Tacomans_56]

@@ShoeNice22videos will u be my dad

[@aimee_marisa]

1:22:36 Ethan: It’s horrible they’ve run out of medical masks to protect themselves-Oh you look really beautiful Hila. 😂💗

[@Caliboss916]

Aimee Shuck that was such a cute moment 😂

[@HoundsBane]

Was scrolling just as he said it 😂 ❤️

[@joshantebi4126]

They had a Jim and Pam moment

[@joshantebi4126]

@@ShoeNice22videos Thank Yeaawwww for the comment!

[@skm1894]

Ethan: Alfredo is puking diarrhea *disco music intensifies*

[@voxifera2300]

It's always weird watching people in the Before Times, not knowing they're on the eve of one of the scariest times in recent history. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was freaking out about it months before lockdown.

[@Se7en_Things]

it's like watching the start of a scary movie

[@xSwordLilyx]

I still remember losing sleep over the leaks coming out of china

[@toltorg]

Even weirder to think it took at best 6 weeks from this episode being posted for most of the world to respond. Some even longer. Unreal.

[@AllTheArtsy]

It made no sense that people didnt think they would be affected and that it was like gonna be quarantine for 2 weeks. As soon as the credible news came out and started mounting in January, I already told my family to stock up on shelf stable food, medicine and protective gear. By March when my office went full WFH, I told my officemates I will see them in 2022 and they just laughed at me.

[@Zoroaster4]

This episode was what convinced me it was probably not going to be good. I talked to my mom immediately after and she didn't think it was anything to worry about. It's kinda funny rewatching the COVID clip after knowing how everything turned out.

[@MartinZeldaTP]

Ethan: People need to start taking this more seriously. Also Ethan: Myyyy Corona

[@NobodySpecialtv]

@@ShoeNice22videos what up shoe

[@superultrathanksmom3845]

@@ShoeNice22videos ey dawg you a true legend

[@maxpeck7382]

My Corona needs a lime.

[@bencastagno5676]

I couldn’t stop thinking about Theo Von calling every black guy an “urban gentleman”

[@Jordan-cs6bn]

Ben Castagno we give him a pass tho😂, and bonus points coz it’s Theo

[@randomrandy4022]

@@ShoeNice22videos you can come back on the show if you drink that girls spit. Only then

[@clickbaitcancer120]

To be fair if I had to have my soul eaten I would want Shoenice to eat it.

[@weaver6341]

Ooooohhhh that’s where I’ve heard that lmao.

[@johnnyfuentes888]

lol

[@darrenplace5562]

Ethan: Is too embarrassed to show his face after taking a poop Also Ethan: Tells 2.14 million people about it

[@ianmcnab8751]

Darren Place if it gets him views, then y not? That’s prob y.

[@emanuelsauz12345]

ian mcnab your an idiot

[@liammullen2144]

The man is a paradox

[@sageanderson6596]

ian mcnab 🤦‍♂️

[@molsondutch93]

I feel like it's worse to face the guy in person though, especially since he had to smell it 😂

[@noahlarson8884]

"kobe was known for his head game" - Ethan

[@Ehretyhoter]

Noah Larson got to this comment at the same moment as Ethan said this in podcast lol

[@10billionsubswithnovidscha4]

I feel like I should be triggered by this comment but I’m not

[@miguelwintertoes9695]

10 billion subs With no vids challenge oh my god you’re a human!

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

I'm starting to be suspicious that Zach's "I know what you're talking about." may just be a sound bite.

[@mymombeetsme9966]

Being a carpenter, I can tell you we start early because it’s the cooler part of the mornings compared to the hot evenings

[@Ultraviolent_Light]

Yeah, exactly! I was a Carpenter Apprentice, it gets hot as fuck up in those places. And the sun burns, damn. But of course no one knows that unless they've worked in a place like that.

[@NateTillsonn]

What about winter's ? I worked construction for a few weeks (hated it and quit lol) and we'd start at like 7am mid winter. Never understood why

[@lagunalibre117]

I got some weirdos starting sometimes at 4:30am dumping loud rocks and stuff building a building 1 block away from my window WHY

[@huntzyy4932]

In Scotland construction workers still star early :/

[@jamesmackey8857]

Sorry we are interrupting your precious sleep. God, that pisses me off. We work outside. It gets dark early, and theres bad traffic at rush hour.

[@jennasimmons5663]

CORONAVIRUS TIMESTAMP 1:17:49

[@randi4321]

this needs to be bumped higher. I was scrolling far for this 👍 thanks!

[@jakecorshia]

OMG FINALLY

[@billysm00th]

Waaaaay more likes!

[@OmniKoneko]

Thanks dude, I'd rather not listen to the rambling about their dog and such

[@okamieee6830]

Thanks kwen

[@terriesmith415]

1:22:39 Ethan just stops talking and looks at his wife and says you look really beautiful. And that just made my heart so happy!!!

[@ezrabrewer294]

*starts podcast after sitting down to eat breakfast* Ethan: So when Alfredo has diarrhea he eats it and pukes it up

[@Jetski1337]

hahahah i had noodles in my mouth at that time 😂😂😂

[@robertbogan225]

To lazy to clean up after your dog? Let him eat it.

[@annekira]

Ezra Brewer same

[@angelagrayson222]

Right! I just sat down to eat my lunch, ready to watch the podcast, then had to suffer thru his sermon on diarrhea and vomit. What did I expect tho?

[@notwaifu6564]

I was so ready to watch but I ended up skipping the first 10 mins lol

[@motocache6645]

"2% of a hundred million is twenty million people" - Ethan Klein, Nobel Mathematician

[@llamawearingsombrero6764]

Jesus Christ Stnks

[@peter19.]

He protec He attac But most importantly he methemattac

[@me_too_thanks5062]

FYI there's no Nobel prize for maths

[@Kitsuragi556]

@@me_too_thanks5062 Nobel prize for telling someone there's no nobel prize for something.

[@macattack9184]

Lmao

[@putakunta1768]

I always cook and then eat when I'm listening to the podcast. Needless to say the beginning segment was lovely.

[@ayarikiyo2178]

Same.

[@grizzlevorhees8054]

I Fr just did this lol made sum breakfast

[@nicciday8434]

Dinner for me :(

[@floorijzerman]

cooking up some bats right now boiii

[@mollywilson5091]

I am a teacher, and I have a number of Chinese students who went home for Chinese New Year. They were supposed to be home last week, but now are saying they might not be able to come back at all. Google is blocked in China, so I have no communication with these kids. However, some of their friends who are still in school have been telling me it is worse than the media has portrayed, like Ethan was saying.

[@dirtydan5281]

i noticed this comment was from a year ago so im curious, were you ever able to get back in contact with them? how did everything pan out?

[@Last_Resort991]

It's China. They probably got into prison for communicating with people out of China and accusing the government of lying.

[@theirishasian8291]

Love how awkward hila got when Ethan called her beautiful u can feel their love

[@cloudysleep4732]

that was cute

[@yeahh267]

When did he do that? 😆

[@julesss0824]

@@yeahh267 1:22:38

[@asparrow_]

why do i even try to eat during this podcast

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

Im eating right now but i never knew they like shit so much🤔

[@MegaMoegreen]

😂 it’s so hit or miss with them. But yes it can get very gross...:

[@paulasl]

Literally me, eating breakfast right now, while Ethan is talking about his shit

[@Tacomans_56]

Idk why i turn this on when i eat lunch at work and when i eat dinner at home i had to skip the first part

[@oliverxhmll]

He actually stopped talking about shitting for quite some time but made a comeback with this episode talking about his and his dog's diarrhea for 30 mins

[@ericjousma9215]

Regarding another powerpoint presentation, I'm just going to pitch it again - Dan should work with Ian to explain the evils of Bill Gates. We never got Dan's information on this, and I for one am very curious.

[@cheetobandito6307]

I'm for this.

[@AZ-wr3dh]

Can someone explain?

[@nicoleacuna7249]

Yesss pleasee

[@trashatgaming2969]

Where do I sign?

[@justinhosey8301]

@@AZ-wr3dh, Ethan made a comment about Bill Gates doing some good for the world. Dan got super defensive and criticized Ethan for not being "woke" and not knowing how "evil" of a person Bill Gates is. But then Dan failed to really provide any substance to defend his position.

[@charlesclark4497]

Feels weird watching this a year later

[@TheElliotEquation]

Ethan: People aren't taking the Coronavirus serious enough Also Ethan: commissioned custom coronavirus meme that he plays every time the topic comes up

[@foalfloater66]

Sammy Gadberry Yeah that’s pretty terribly thought out.

[@CallMeKittyRawrr]

I literally just heard that the corona virus potentially came from a warfare lab and China is trying to lower population I’m not surprised don’t know if it’s true or not but wow.

[@AnimeOverdose1]

You fight it with humor as well

[@AmreeHolliday]

Your right they aren't... Many keep comparing it to the flu. It's actually more lethal than the flu but it's much more that factors into why people should be concerned about the Coronavirus. People don't walk around contagious with the flu for 12 days with no symptoms but the Coronavirus does. We also have a vaccine for the flu to prevent mass spread however we don't for the Coronavirus and even if we thought we found one today, it would still take more than a year of research on rats then humans to confirm a working cure that would still have to he massed produced globally. My 2 year old about 3 months ago had a slight runny nose with no congestion. He was acting find the night I put him to bed but literally hours later he became very uncomfortable and by morning he had became lethargic and was having problems breathing. We went immediately to the doctor where they confirmed his oxygen level were 82. They called an ambulance immediately and gave him oxygen and 2 treatments which push his oxygen levels back up by the time he made it to the hospital. Anyways he ended up spending 2 days in the hospital where they diagnosed him with a slight bit of pneumonia. If a slight bit of pneumonia can do that to a toddler, I can't imagine what a more severe case could do which just another factor why people ahould be more concerned about a foreign sickness none of our bodies know that causes pneumonia. This is why so many are still sick in hospital and very few have been released.

[@CallMeKittyRawrr]

baby bean _ damn that’s a big yikes

[@benvanbroeckhuijsen6249]

“It’s shit that’s been puked out, so it’s also vomit” Hila killing it lately

[@hanahshaw]

Ben van Broeckhuijsen i read this comment right as she said it...

[@googoogaga9775]

hanah vlogs I was just about to comment the same thing.

[@Shuffffff]

Brown Funnel Noodles I was literally going to make this comment

[@lilsouffle9155]

Not only did they turn their heads at the same time, BUT BLINKED AT THE SAME TIME!!!?

[@meatonthebone7203]

timestamp?

[@whoarewe3557]

Ya man it started to look weird the more they looped it

[@thebeansarehere1]

Who Are We???? 22:05

[@Bdougs]

“I can hold it 9 minutes” runs out of room to shit 3 minutes later

[@Grimrose_04]

over gross me

[@SutherlandYo]

Every time a H3 Podcast is uploaded I grab something to eat. Every time I regret it.

[@nicogularte]

Zach in unbelievably talented with the soundboard.

[@chystal9161]

I hope that's a joke

[@peco3806]

Chystal No it’s fucking not.

[@armando1is1great]

@@chystal9161 I see you hatin all over the comments

[@chystal9161]

@@peco3806 it should be. He is trash on the soundboard. Constantly repeating unfunny crap, always late... Trash.

[@chystal9161]

@@armando1is1great cute. You clicked my profile. I see you hating on Ethan and Hila in the comments too boo

[@annaekner5664]

*2% of a hundred million is twenty million people* oh ethan, dear

[@younewser]

Anna Ekner 2 million would still be a shit load of people

[@TheBest14184]

He got the first one right with the 2% of 1 million, just didn’t scale up very well lmao

[@mikewhite9548]

well they did say just before that the range is 2-10%. not great math but not as bad as just the 2

[@HeavyHeartsShow]

The fear instinct tells us what it wants to haha

[@TealAV]

"why do they want to start at 8am"? because we like to be home for dinner mate, or we'd get less money that day. Start earlier, and get off work earlier. Later morning starts always suck

[@alexanderblack4833]

The point is you are disrupting a rich man's sleep you pleb. Your time is not as valuable as his. Obviously.🙃🙃😂

[@vincentgallegos3689]

Bro fr Ethan always comments on it like people in construction just want to disrupt other people's lives xDD

[@chza1181]

I work night shifts 12am to 8am, a long construction project next door is like a nightmare that never ends. But I can’t blame them for doing their job.

[@joesosa41]

He said they leave at 3 anyway. Dinner doesn't start after round 4 unless you are retired.

[@mfaaaaa5678]

Sound bite Ethan saying “I had no choice hila” at 30:58

[@matthew_thefallen]

Me : eating H3 podcast: puke and diarrhea dogs

[@LC-cp5lz]

After eating: napkin H3 podcast: babywipe dipped in shit

[@untailledv2154]

I was eating a damn slice of pizza when he said this

[@Dionysaspillar]

Wtf is wrong with his dog, how stupid can it be?

[@pierrotlavoie]

Same for me. I skipped as soon i saw he was never stopping talking about that dog puking. fuck that

[@Tonio_xb]

When Ethan just calls out Hila on how beautiful she looked so suddenly in mid corona virus conversation and catching her off guard is legit goals

[@Gratefulcassady]

Antonio Zuniga ok Antonio I’m sure you crave that

[@Tonio_xb]

@@Gratefulcassady yup

[@kuumaliimam1es]

"2% of 100 million is 20million" - Ethan the mathematician

[@stevencosnyka7698]

any idiot can have a podcast evidently

[@824-q4l]

@@stevencosnyka7698 one mistake doesn't make you an idiot

[@824-q4l]

@@stevencosnyka7698 leaving negative comments on youtube however could be a sign of idiocy 👀

[@psychoslayer6808]

Ethan during the MeUndies ad: “I’m a voluptuous young man. I have curves and I have needs.”

[@tommygilfert]

Ethan talking about the Coronavirus is like when Michael became the smartest guy in the office for a day.

[@luhe8]

thinking about it now, Ethan has major Michael Scott energy

[@kevlon_]

his fucking fearmongerin is off the charts, jesus

[@idontcaresir]

Please change your profile pic.

[@princevegeta7487]

@@idontcaresir Please do the same

[@idontcaresir]

@@princevegeta7487 blank profile is even worse.

[@ivans.2678]

Construction starts early because it's cooler in the morning and gets super hot during high noon

[@mandymassey826]

@@Ena48145 lmao

[@averyleo3948]

In addition, it's incredibly hard and unsafe to do things like roofing when it gets dark so starting at dawn means you get the work done faster and can move on to the next job.

[@CMon_Jack]

And these people have real jobs and schedules to keep. Real world business

[@CITLSOL]

@@Ena48145 idk if you're in Cali but In around the LA area it's been getting warmer, and never really got cold lol, certainly not hot yet, but for someone in the sun working it might be.

[@joshuasutton3461]

Also most people have families and don't want to be working past 8pm

[@SgtBuck01]

Remember: Shout "Kobe!" for accuracy. Shout "YEET" for distance.

[@BerdFly]

Yeet is used by 2000s kids

[@BlueBikeGuy]

@@BerdFly it started in 2014 though

[@BerdFly]

@@BlueBikeGuy exactly 😂 dudes that started saying "kobe" started having kids, by that time

[@GingerHead.]

For both yell kobeet

[@desocialistcat]

Also yeet for power

[@joe6185]

Awgh when he just said "you look really beautiful Hila" out of nowhere 😭 At 1:22:37

[@hellow9288]

I wish people would take this more seriously *Meanwhile my sharona aggressively plays in the background*

[@1SSaustinkenny]

my* Corona

[@unxnxwn1798]

smh do you even know what you're talking about? or do you just regurgitate what your favorite youtubers are saying... The numbers say everything. This virus looks like the common cold compared to the Flu. Not to mention that most of the people with the virus are in stable conditions, and only the elderly, infants and those with weak immune systems are the ones who aren't recovering. My parents live in china, and theyre telling me exactly whats going on without some fear campaign or anti china propaganda fueling their info. I'm not even into politics, but this podcast and its fanbase is a bunch of fucking libtards.

[@InvisibleKaioderms]

@@unxnxwn1798 Lmao cia fake account shilling disinfo. Carry on folks!

[@danedickerson]

Joe Palumbo yeah basically just the common cold so no big deal right? Well it’s 30x more lethal than the common cold so yeah it’s a pretty big deal

[@Nicosan4]

@@danedickerson You've let fear-mongerers like Ethan and the media brainwash you into being scared about something that they do not understand. Influenza kills 35,000 Americans yearly, a country with one of the best health care systems in the world. Infectious disease experts say that although China has thousands of cases, there are probably thousands more who have the symptoms and do not even realize it, or have already recovered without the help of the Chinese officials. So we cannot base the lethality rate this early into an outbreak. This is a time to be more cautious, and not scaring people silly.

[@vmofu7317]

Someone needs to make a complication of Dan readjusting his mic incessantly for 32 minutes

[@bm-ok7sq]

That's really complicated to make

[@kylegordy113]

b m dont complicate things

[@andyk1620]

in the beginning I thought they were talking about their baby throwing up and shitting and going behind the bed

[@steviem8117]

lol alfredos the dog

[@tyronewhitehead7551]

Last time I was this early Ian liked his job

[@Kwithnovideos-gu3ks]

Whos lan

[@RileyTRC]

100K with no videos 😐😐😐

[@r.i.petika9109]

100K with no videos 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@ayylien6148]

Who’s Ian? Does he not like his job?? Who tf is Ian???

[@joeltherrien5310]

It’s Me I have to pee so bad

[@ObiJakobe]

36:50 this is when they stop talking about shiting. Your welcome

[@drewg8710]

Shoenice Official Channel ... either way

[@bohemianprince7944]

@@ShoeNice22videos I am honored to be in your presence Mr. Nice, Sir!

[@darnsmall]

Jesus you can't be serious

[@yourgo-toguy4133]

Loved when Ethan stopped mid sentence to tell Hila how beautiful she is. This should definitely happen more often

[@isaact8810]

Ai Ian was born in this episode, a piece of history on the H3 podcast.

[@dylanchadderton1]

which part?

[@wrat_600]

I heard him mention it and thought he ripped space time

[@noammolloy8743]

Sound byte for Ian: 48:34 “this shit has been going on for way too long, I’m giving you guys one year. “

[@rainwater4650]

Damn, Ethan’s hoodie is awesome! Bruh, Hila’s hairpins are literally too legit to quit. I love it.

[@m4jiktr1x87]

Are you guys gonna have Post Malone on again? Love those episodes with him

[@swnk3892]

M4jikTr1x he cut them off after Ethan got exposed on that video

[@m4jiktr1x87]

@@swnk3892 Which video? And how do know you this happened? Not skeptical, just curious

[@keighleestudders9762]

@@swnk3892 yeh link please

[@disguy7059]

Hila: "Why do construction people have to start so early?" My dad who's a carpenter this morning: *Wakes me up at 4:00AM* True story. It's real.

[@disguy7059]

@@ShoeNice22videos are you really shoenice? This is wicked!

[@jondwyer9323]

It’s because of how hot it gets at noon. If you start later, you can’t get as much work done before the heat gets its worst. That’s the reason most people working outside take lunch at noon.

[@disguy7059]

@@jondwyer9323 We usually work on kitchens and bathrooms. Most are indoors. I think it's just a carpenter thing.

[@TheAcenightcreeper]

“Zach to be fair..I. Haven’t found anything you dislike....” Zach: “I love yacht rock...”

[@Iridescent_Peasant]

Zack is the man. How does one not know Ride Like the Motherfugin' Wind?!

[@hrs1414]

Shellbombs me and my boys blast that shit once the uber is nearby, its legendary

[@mekenna_]

I love Christopher Cross lol. I had a feeling Zach did too before he even mentioned it.

[@Iridescent_Peasant]

@@hrs1414 Nice. That's the way to do it!

[@Iridescent_Peasant]

@@mekenna_ Of course - that's because you have refined and superior taste (;

[@cerissalopez5974]

That Lil Xan "Get Out" sample in the opening track has me deceased

[@yungdeag6928]

A little insight on the construction workers: Getting up and getting the work done before it gets to hot is always a good idea

[@Kjertinge]

It’s also a way for us to get home earlier. I do plumbing and the earlier I can start, the better. Traffic is a big issue for some of us. And if you have a physically demanding job, you’d rather not be in the elements as long especially in summer.

[@gaberylosborne8018]

@NoochTV Even in cold weather, being in sunlight for hours on end can mess you up. Also, you don't change your daily schedule because it's cloudy. I'm sure there's instances with snow, blizzards, hurricanes, etc, though.

[@sadsoft5475]

ok but I can't sleep

[@TherealTprentaloe]

NoochTV wrong

[@hazyanlazy123]

NoochTV New York and freezing cold lol puss your acting like you live in the arctic

[@mrbamwastaken]

This aged well

[@kamshopqueen88]

I’m curious how many people sat down to watch this with their meal and then had to fast forward a few min after he immediately starts talking about diarrhea, only for him to still be talking about it, so you scroll to 7 min and he’s still talking about it so u have to scroll way tf down and miss a huge chunk of the video. Bc, me too.

[@bigcrackrock]

You just reminded me why this has been sitting in my tabs for two days now.

[@jonkoogler4486]

was eating hummus while ethan talks about his soupy mounds

[@Christian-oi7sd]

Doesn't bother me. I could eat a full meal while sitting next to that diarrhea throw up no problem

[@joaquin5028]

Literal thirty minutes of brown talk

[@dkndhn]

Ye i absolutely love this podcast but this episode was just too much for me

[@jeepwrangled79]

Hila is the internet’s mom and I live for that energy

[@transfusionz]

Hila's wardrobe is now iconic lol I can't wait to see what she's wearing!!

[@Kayyylma0]

I'm like crying over Kobe's death, and then it's just "KNICKERS, KNICKERS, KNICKERS--"

[@ericwellmann429]

@DamageIncM ????

[@atlasscaresalot2385]

"Why do they have to start so early?" Have you ever been driving during rush hour to go home, and they are doing F***ING CONSTRUCTION ON THE FREEWAY AT 430PM!

[@RandyGleason]

Also, some people like to see their families in the evening...

[@kisnpisn4919]

in my country they sometimes start at 5.30

[@jacksonv671]

@@ShoeNice22videos Trying to get back on the podcast

[@SimonVanliew26]

They don’t live on the freeway

[@Maesolmese]

Exactly. I would honestly hate it more if they worked farther into the evening. And night construction freaks me out, that shit is so dangerous for both workers and drivers.

[@jackninteman2611]

Ethan, my friends dog had really bad breath and eventually they found out that it was because of a rotten tooth. Might wanna get Shredder checked out

[@daniellowe2163]

Coronavirus news at 1:08:40

[@JanineC]

Thank you

[@nickmoradi711]

TOMDAN O1O2 thANK YOU

[@ecasey91]

Bless you

[@marcusvowels6404]

TOMDAN O1O2 thanks alien

[@mayarimawi8110]

Thankssssss

[@petehoch]

Watching this is like time traveling , oh how I wish you were wrong in this

[@Anasvet28]

Take Alfredo to the vet dude, there are emergency vets that work 24/7 so if you see him on the verge of death like you said... take'em there

[@SaltyD3plorable]

That's what I was thinking!! I was waiting for him to say....."and then we scooped him up and took him to the vet/animal hospital." And it never came! I was like WTF?! Theres literally hundreds of animal hospitals/vets in their area, people in Cali are dog crazy! Specifically tiny yip dog crazy lol 😂 TAKE YOUR DOG TO THE VET ETHAN!! Eating it's own shit and puking it back up is NOT NORMAL 🤣 🐶🌰

[@dustin116]

Me: excited to eat my chocolate pudding and watch the podcast Ethan 1 minute in: so yeah Alfredo has diarrhea eats it and pukes it back up later Me: *stares at pudding with sadness*

[@johnnys7875]

Hello diarrhea my old friend

[@EhlistarsWrath]

“You know you a stupid nicker right?” ~Tana Mojo-JoJo

[@WumboV3]

Shoenice Official Channel :)

[@DaddysBathTime]

@@ShoeNice22videos I feel safe knowing we have KZbin's finest patrolling these comments and cleaning up the SCUM. Thank you for your service, officer.

[@josh44026]

Her last name french

[@Flurgburglr]

1:29:11 "2% of 100 million is 20 million people" ...nope "That's more than every war we've ever fought combined"....definitely not.

[@VoidBiscuit]

lol

[@bm-ok7sq]

@@ShoeNice22videos listen,

[@Mr-ep2qi]

🤦🏿‍♀️

[@TopPops]

"I don't know how you could just beast mode a bat like that" - Ethan

[@non_brewed_condiment]

You're on top Pops!!!!!

[@3starperfectdeer233]

You start early on a outside job to beat the hottest parts of the day.

[@mattuu100]

100% plus starting early means still getting to sit down at dinner with family after a 10 hour workday.

[@quadricornsrock]

It’s just that. We start landscaping at 6:45 and we are at the shop at 6 AM. Start early and when you get off at 5 pm you’ve worked a solid 11 hour day and have time to go golf, eat dinner and get enough sleep for the next day

[@InternetTAB]

why are plebs explaining how work works to a lazy hebe

[@3starperfectdeer233]

@@thatsithlord9906 I try not to bitch too much since this is raw and not well thought moments so dumb shit can be said so easily because I'd probably say dumb ass stuff if I were in his position

[@araybeezy1653]

List of things zach does not like: Cream cheese, Greek Yogurt, Tomatos, and cock? did i hear that last part right

[@Nibsti]

Cottage cheese lol

[@VortexArt17]

Yes.

[@hanasong8296]

construction workers have to start early to account for unforeseen problems that arise during the projects that would set them back and require more daylight to finish.

[@AZ-wr3dh]

The main reason they start early and finish early is to avoid the heat because they usually work outside. My dad works construction and real estate. Its because of the sun and heat basically.

[@hanasong8296]

@@AZ-wr3dh im thinking of indoor contractors as well. they always start jobs early to fit more into the day

[@helllance]

“Shit That is Also Vomit” sounds like a pretty hardcore punk song about social inequalities.

[@Iridescent_Peasant]

I dunno it sounded like she said Yanny to me.

[@KarleneAlyssa]

LAUREL

[@Kikiodoodle]

🤣

[@jellybean5929]

Clearly it’s gold

[@ProgPro96]

Ethan: "These people are INSANE! Eating bats is INSANE!" Also Ethan: "That Arby's meat mountain was pretty good though not gonna lie"

[@ProgPro96]

@@ShoeNice22videos You're welcome Shoenice

[@marredcheese]

Yeah, Arby's grinds up their bats.

[@Anna-fi9ex]

1:22:38 made me wanna cry, Ethan is so appreciating of her and doesnt take her for granted

[@kylersommer]

Ethan: Sorry World Health Organization, u smart and all but u wrong, I did research for a hour or so online and even read a bunch from a doctor on twitter.

[@piccamix9345]

Kyler Sommer I disagree but k, We can’t trust the numbers. So we should be more worried, but there’s not enough time in the day seemingly in 2020.

[@docdisco42]

@@piccamix9345 I'm sorry but you can't deny the fact that this episode was filled with complete inaccuracies and tons of untruths.

[@Kmsasaki]

Eating your own diarrhea then barfing it up is how the coronavirus started

[@TheLostDude7]

I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but I believe it...

[@kingmarsden]

IanSucks nah it spread from an animal, probably a bat, to a Chinese dood

[@eversantos8903]

I work in construction and listed to the pot cast while I work. Anyway the reason we wake up early is because most of us work by piece and not by hours,this means that the more work we get done and the faster we do it the better pay check we get. Even waking up super early most of us live paycheck to paycheck

[@markyonline1]

People like you disturb Ethan while he uses his bidet, how dare you.

[@life_withl]

Unsure how true this is, probably depends on region - but when we had construction done (new housing complex) they started on the builds at like 630/7 AM. This was in Las Vegas during the springtime so I assumed that by noon / 1:00 the sun was just too hot to get much work done. That’s why I figured they started early....

[@TherealTprentaloe]

That’s not the only business model in construction there’s over 10 common ones

[@gabrielguttierez9140]

@@life_withl your reason is the correct one lol

[@spaceRANGERR3]

This video aged well

[@deadedison9049]

Dan: “oh..what the hell.. stop!” An absolute need after the dark parts of the podcast.

[@jeydotz]

“you look really beautiful hila” bruh where can i find a man like that

[@gamblerofrats]

Literally anywhere lol. Guys are thirsty af

[@dafuqisdis6008]

1:22:37

[@Christian-oi7sd]

James dean you beautiful

[@jeydotz]

Nabilio thank you bb

[@snarp408]

5:00 construction stats so early for a few reasons. Traffic is much lighter and to avoid working in the heat

[@dewilew2137]

Snarpsta smart

[@artissimulated]

Yes

[@sheripie5]

Construction starts so early because it gets too hot in the afternoon. My husband is a construction manager and his men are on site at 5 am and leave at 1:30 before it gets too hot.

[@TheVanderbone]

7-3:30 is average in places where people live because you can’t make noise until 7AM. I build houses and when we start working in an area where no one lives yet everyone would rather start earlier to beat the heat

[@sheripie5]

Skyler Makes sense! My husband works commercial, not residential so they start super early.

[@Aribbonofsoundmen]

Shae Day Your husband is a good man 👨