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@arin9996 жыл бұрын
icing on the cake is, the prosthetic and makeup team (60 people) aren't even included in the credits. they didn't credit 60 makeup artists on their FANTASY movie. that's so shitty.
@theolast97276 жыл бұрын
arin especially since the makeup was so utterly fantastic in this movie
@glitchygear94536 жыл бұрын
Well that's just awful of them
@DrDolan20004 жыл бұрын
What a dick move. I would credit people who just come up with ideas
@dylansmith52064 жыл бұрын
Wow! That is just a whole new level of pure scumbaggery at it's finest. Like seriously. This is the type of pure assholery I'd expect from People like The Paul Brothers (Logan and Jake). Paris Hilton. Or Doug And Rob Walker. I least just hope the makeup team was at least paid for their hard work on this project. And I would like to thank Netflix and their craptastic line of films like Bright for giving me more reasons to not have a Netflix account (Physical Media for life).
@zenithquasar96234 жыл бұрын
Wow, just wow!
@AnotherGaisle5 жыл бұрын
Shrek is a documentary in Bright
@kavinverma14934 жыл бұрын
Tee Kay underrated comment
@antonymilne13464 жыл бұрын
You imply it's not in this world?
@bb33nnii4 жыл бұрын
Shrek is a documentar* FTFY
@lt.ghostnight68554 жыл бұрын
Tee Kay lol 😂
@DustyyBoi4 жыл бұрын
Sherk is an orge not an orc...
@7822welshsteam4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else find it really odd that Will Smith killed a fairy at the beginning and joked about it we're supposed to relate to him for the rest of the film?
@vertigohaze44213 жыл бұрын
Yea but I guess fairies are the equivalent to bugs in this movie
@icom7823 жыл бұрын
Did you find out that in this movie and in this "universum" fairy is like a mosquito?
@MC-yg1mq3 жыл бұрын
@@icom782 difference is, fairies are tiny people with wings and shit, mosquitoes are mindless bugs with the only purpose of harm other living beings
@icom7823 жыл бұрын
@@MC-yg1mq It's a fantasy world. To you or me it might be a tiny man, for them in their world it''s mosquito-like parasite.
@rsfilmdiscussionchannel41683 жыл бұрын
Even worse when you think about what his line is supposed to be an allegory for.
@CaptJosmy4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why it'd never hit me until just now, but... why are Elves so obsessed with bringing back the Dark Lord, anyway? They're already the richest, most privileged race in the world, and they managed to avoid any bad consequences from the war by putting all the blame on the Orcs. They have it great. Do they really need to go to that length?
@kannyradotv32413 жыл бұрын
CaptJosmy why do we do anything these days??? People just get bored
@jordanelliot39723 жыл бұрын
Adding to that On how the worldbuilding makes no sense Why are the elfs rich? Didnt they lose the war? When has the losing side of any war been like What ever dude i got stacks also how the fuck did they lose the war when so many of them can use war crime wands
@MC-yg1mq3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanelliot3972 as far as I remember, they never say elfs sided with the Dark Lord
@davidjames76723 жыл бұрын
eleves didnt side with the dark lord Inferni did they are outcasts they are hte elf equivilent of the kkk
@Thehubb13 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing watching the movie. Like they clearly rule this world and are the dominant species on the planet. Why would they bother resurrecting some evil overlord who will likely want to rule them all?
@gavinbowen13085 жыл бұрын
Will Smith just dropped the S-word in the middle of a bunch of orcs
@raidenshotgun59975 жыл бұрын
he has the S word pass! Maybe jacobi gave it to him :P
@jlupus88045 жыл бұрын
They shoulda called him Farkwad
@zoomerrk4 жыл бұрын
What's the word?
@H4rpyE4gle4 жыл бұрын
@@zoomerrk I would guess it's Shrek.. lol
@avoidtalknn74214 жыл бұрын
@@zoomerrk sigga
@CJCroen13935 жыл бұрын
Shrek is a universal constant.
@arvindvinod36315 жыл бұрын
Also, he’s roughly equal to 6.67*10^-11.
@JoecoonChannel5 жыл бұрын
The difference between the DC universe and our universe is that in DC earth is the center of the multiverse. Shrek is our center of the multiverse. That’s why Bright has a Shrek joke. Because dead memes
@MrRainierSalu5 жыл бұрын
@@arvindvinod3631 or sth like 1.05*10^-34
@billbuffalino67415 жыл бұрын
If the Nazis had won world war 2 and they dominated the globe...shrek would’ve still been made.
@charliefawn25194 жыл бұрын
So is Will Smith
@thes-10rooster453 жыл бұрын
What made me mad is that they show us a FUCKING DRAGON, half way through the movie, flying over the city. Then we never see it again. Then why show us the dragon. Are they just adding more elements to try to make the movie better, because it is just angering me even more.
@lionelwilliams16462 жыл бұрын
There’s also a Cop Centaur we see for a split second and never see again . Would’ve been kind of dope !
@alesalazar11752 жыл бұрын
For real god dammit. It's like showing us a Shotgun hanging on the wall in the first act. And never letting it go off by the third. Feels like getting cucked by bad writing 😭
@edmxero2029 Жыл бұрын
@@lionelwilliams1646 everytime I think about this movie, i think about centaur cop
@ruefullysage4 жыл бұрын
my biggest issue with this movie is that there's magic but somehow everything is exactly the same science/medicine/technology wise. how tf is that possible ?
@the_don1542 Жыл бұрын
Well since brights were rare and so were wands I'm assuming people had to find a way to defend themselves or come up with inventions of other ways besides using magic
@lithiumkid Жыл бұрын
same way as in cyberpunk movies, if you swap out the futuristic, highly advanced technology for magic
@Spongebrain97 Жыл бұрын
Yeah everything in society, culture, and history is the exact same despite literally fantasy creatures and magic being a thing
@evanrayswenson4 жыл бұрын
Lord of the Rings is probably a history/biography in Bright. Also Shrek is probably the equivalent to the N-Word in this universe.
@ianbailey42134 жыл бұрын
Now all I can see is an Elven pewdiepie saying "What a fucking Shrek"
@evanrayswenson4 жыл бұрын
Ian Bailey lol
@raiorai24 жыл бұрын
S-Word
@vulturett4 жыл бұрын
@Dorian Harris Everybody type in chat "Alex is a stupid Shrek!"
@bea48284 жыл бұрын
If that's the case, the grammar he used for the N word makes no snense and it's bad.
@trentonwelsh68594 жыл бұрын
The whole movie is like a rough draft of writing a racism alagory in a private high school lit class, but the author left Bad Boys on in the background while doing his homework
@Setsuna1616164 жыл бұрын
And also watched Training Day the night before he started
@TheCoffeeNut7114 жыл бұрын
That's why I got pissed whenever I saw the comments on videos bashing the film. "OMG this movie was great! You're all just haters!"
@DairangerSentai74 жыл бұрын
Dang. How someone can spend so much time, effort and money into a project and get reduced to a highschool lit class. Dang Trenton. How would you suggest someone who wants to write a story with racism to write about it?
@corvus25124 жыл бұрын
@@DairangerSentai7 with nuance and thoughtfulness..... that would be a start
@DairangerSentai74 жыл бұрын
@@corvus2512 sorry if I'm pushing it too far but what does that mean? My english not the best
@almostshawn32303 жыл бұрын
A plot summary of the OG script leaked and it makes so much more sense. Example: Elf lady doesn't talk because she was a child in the OG story. Possibly changed because David A wanted to add a gunfight in a strip club.
@sebastiancintron293 жыл бұрын
Any other changes that explain the nonsense that was this stupid film?
@almostshawn32303 жыл бұрын
@@sebastiancintron29 Will Smith was divorced. That's why Jacobi comments that he might not be getting laid enough.
@twiceshy97732 жыл бұрын
@@almostshawn3230 here after the Oscar Slap- lol Will Smith is a method actor, who knew??!
@Honcher_John4 жыл бұрын
Bright is what happens when a DM tries to put a twist on their first ever D&D campaign to make it more "interesting"
@boiledelephant2 жыл бұрын
Who the hell are you, and what have I done to provoke this personal attack?
@SPARTAX576 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't Shrek be considered a racist film in this universe.
@margarethafalco636 жыл бұрын
SPARTA X57 Shrek is love , Shrek is life
@SAM-ru4vx6 жыл бұрын
what if donkey was a centaur?
@espalorp32866 жыл бұрын
No, because it's a spoof, and dumb, and also no
@Plight_6 жыл бұрын
who said it was a film?
@tejmummadisingu8676 жыл бұрын
Asking the real questions
@GhostOfBilly6 жыл бұрын
So the wand is so valuable that it will almost definitely get Will Smith killed? So what it's some kind of....suicide wand?
@drmalpractical5 жыл бұрын
Boo
@chaosryans5 жыл бұрын
The question is if the fire wand got burned up in the end.
@uzumakiking5 жыл бұрын
Michael Marple I hate you so fucking much, fuck you. Thumbs up, prick
@GhostOfBilly5 жыл бұрын
uzumakiking Thank you, kind sir.
@shawnicthehedgehog5 жыл бұрын
Michael Marple That just made my day
@gabevillarrealedits2 жыл бұрын
I think the most charming thing about this movie is that it was indeed Landis’ Star Wars. It just happened to be The Phantom Menace.
@Faryonderer2 жыл бұрын
Remember that the old drunk homeless wizard man knew that Will Smith was “blessed”, this proves that people are able to find brights without giving random people the wand.
@Rucker19805 жыл бұрын
i loved the premise of it, but it looked like they spent their entire budget on Will Smith
@KingstonHawke5 жыл бұрын
chris rucker People just say dumb things. It’s almost as if they had no budget left over for special affects, high level actors, or make up. They just spent it all on will.
@morganjones42814 жыл бұрын
They could have been funded by the entirety of America's military spending and the movie would still have sucked ass. The script is just irredeemable.
@zanaekendall4594 жыл бұрын
Worth it
@cillian3034 жыл бұрын
If you like the premise, I would recommend you check out the Shadowrun games
@whade620004 жыл бұрын
Why spend it on a celeb that can't act? Answer: because the drones will see it's a name they recognize and watch it anyway. Will was a decent actor now but then he got it into his head that he was this big badass hero guy and had been playing that persona in EVERY movie regardless of whether it fit
@thehumanity04 жыл бұрын
"I want this to be my Star Wars". Wow, funniest line in the whole video
@mmoaddict42914 жыл бұрын
Well, if he was talking about The Last Jedi, I'll give him that.
@daltontodd31904 жыл бұрын
MMO Addict The Last Jedi was good.
@tscott85864 жыл бұрын
It’s his phantom menace 🤣
@siddaslothman22734 жыл бұрын
It's his Rise of Skywalker
@adamherzenberg91624 жыл бұрын
it's his star wars holiday special
@robertopalmieri38033 жыл бұрын
THE ELFBI That made me laugh a lot more than it should've
@matthewletexier3 жыл бұрын
The conspiracy that Critics were banding together to put down a netflix movie is even more ridiculous today, considering Disney+
@darynjackson8167 ай бұрын
no that makes it more believable...because "they" need to helm the streaming space
@OkayFillet5 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute. If Bright has Shrek....Shrek means DreamWorks, which means SHARK TALE
@mungerine5 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened in I Am Legend actually.
@DavidMartinez-ce3lp5 жыл бұрын
Oh snap!
@tovi32805 жыл бұрын
subito zx “cat in boots” lmaooo
@logicaloverdrive81975 жыл бұрын
Sosig KS wait, so will smith exist in this world?
@eskreskao5 жыл бұрын
And Last Action Hero had the Terminator in the Jack Slater-verse, what's your point?
@iliakatster5 жыл бұрын
I was 100% sure that Jakoby was gonna pick up the wand and be the first Orc bright. Really sad when they went full generic
@revui55824 жыл бұрын
i really hated will smith's character for a lot of the movie. jakoby was the only redeemable character in the film for me, because i'm still not sure what the hell was going on with that elf girl.
@HateshWarkio4 жыл бұрын
The movie is Bright but the scriptwriter sure isn't.
@matchesburn4 жыл бұрын
"First orc bright" Confirmed for not paying attention to the film Jirak, whom Jakoby cites, was the first Bright... and also an orc. And, no, making the orc who cited the first orc Bright and compared their adventures to one another would have been campy and predictable. And, also, generic in having history repeat itself. And yet you find this more entertaining and original... Then again, we've confirmed you didn't pay attention to the film's own established lore.
@codybarlik45244 жыл бұрын
matchesburn getting upset because someone missed a piece of lore that was breezed over in the midst of a super goofy, convuluted plot is lame 😒
@matchesburn4 жыл бұрын
@@codybarlik4524 And imagine someone being let down by a movie because a super cliched plot element was "missed" when the movie states it already happened millennia ago. It's kinda like watch Avengers: Infinity War and being upset that Captain America wasn't in the movie.
@RetroExhibitCollective3 жыл бұрын
Will Smith really likes Shrek. He watches Shrek In I Am Legend
@JoaoVictor-me6fq3 жыл бұрын
The honesty of this channel is the thing i admire the most.
@Alextube456796 жыл бұрын
"BAtman pleASe DoN'T kilL my dAd"
@MarkyMatey6 жыл бұрын
PsiHG What are we some kinda suicide squad?
@ThatGuy-jj3kz6 жыл бұрын
Mark G. What are we some kind of What are we some kind of suicide squad?
@BlazzinCuber6 жыл бұрын
“Mom says you kill people.” “Thats not true. That a lie. “
@seantylerfermin49276 жыл бұрын
*tHis iS KaTTaNnaaaaa*
@virgilbarrios31746 жыл бұрын
"hEy eSe" "HolA aMIgO" "pUt ThAt bUrrITo dOwN"
@alien.in.disguise4 жыл бұрын
I'm 87% sure that this was Shrek fan fiction gone wrong
@justinbob3694 жыл бұрын
do you know what this is From18:24
@miquelcorderroure46413 жыл бұрын
justin bob Kung Pow Enter the fist trailer
@fullmetaltheorist3 жыл бұрын
@@miquelcorderroure4641 I love that movie
@niftyszn94693 жыл бұрын
if they went into detail more about the elves, and literally everything else it would probably be a good movie
@ryanartward Жыл бұрын
If I could get this movie rebooted, I'd do it as a TV show and get the team who worked on The Boys to direct and write this.
@antonolsson9775 жыл бұрын
Shrek would probably be a very racist movie in the Bright universe
@nemanjajovanov83855 жыл бұрын
Especially if Mike Myers is human and not orc in this world, that would be a horrible case of greenface.
@imUmoron5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, Shrek was played by an actual ogre
@pinkluigienjoyer5 жыл бұрын
Anton Olsson you stole this.
@AnotherGeek....5 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY ONES TOLD ME THAT THIS THEORY IS GENIUS
@stresslevel10095 жыл бұрын
I'd definitely be rated r
@rivertrash98625 жыл бұрын
7:20 Plus Mexicans are discriminated against for many ignorant reasons, but I've literally never heard someone mention the Alamo.
@kathleenroberts30864 жыл бұрын
Minnesota Fatz yes! I found that line so odd.
@bigpoop30734 жыл бұрын
Also, Black People need to stop being Victims and become Victors
@bigpoop30734 жыл бұрын
Same thing applies to any group of people who says they are “Opressed”
@Jay-nj1oz4 жыл бұрын
@@kathleenroberts3086 Not a few decades ago
@juststop234 жыл бұрын
Damn, well let me tell you how from 17-19 people kept trying to use the Alamo as a way to shit talk just cause I was Mexican, so maybe the racists you've encountered are just not that well educated...
@Hempsicle3 жыл бұрын
The only "legitimate" reason I can think that all these guys keep trying to use the wand is that they believe they may be the blessed human who can use it.....? And they're so desperate to have power that they're willing to risk dying to know that they are blessed. But that's all I got. This movie is a dumpster fire.
@KimonoSuki4 жыл бұрын
19:23 "Anyway so Taako decides to be nice..." AN ADVENTURE ZONE REFERENCE? I actually was not expecting that holy shit, I already subscribed but I would have definitely subscribed right then
@mcnierstenen90172 жыл бұрын
I thought he said taco
@enjitodoroki2024 жыл бұрын
Cops: Know gangsters are coming for them with loads of guns Also Cops: Takes off bullet proof vests for disguises that don't work
@senza45913 жыл бұрын
That *they know wont work
@casper64055 жыл бұрын
The people behind this weren't so BRIGHT
@samuelwright72705 жыл бұрын
ha
@StraboSE5 жыл бұрын
got em
@CaptainMaggott5 жыл бұрын
Hey, that’s the name of the show!
@josiahmartin12825 жыл бұрын
Ha! I see what u did there
@andrewsmall53374 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@jordanboyd55873 жыл бұрын
"You can't just keep showing me shit without explaining anything!" Rise Of Skywalker: "Hehehehehe...."
@shtuffs4 жыл бұрын
0/10 Dr. Bright doesn't use chainsaw cannons to end the world
@notevenironicallyfunny2043 жыл бұрын
@@manuel_sema_es Ironic cause im pretty sure Landis has written or is at least into scp shit
@brianbailey9045 жыл бұрын
Bro, when he said Shrek. He wasn't referencing a Dreamworks movie. He was referencing a REAL person. OBVIOUSLY XD
@barbiquearea4 жыл бұрын
That was my assumption too. Like Shrek and Fiona are historical people in this universe.
@alchemicpunk15094 жыл бұрын
Wait so... Are they perchance reality tv .. I don't wanna say stars... people?
@Dawggy9124 жыл бұрын
That still does not make sense but whatever
@nomukun11383 жыл бұрын
That's not a reasonable assumption. Is "Faerie Lives Matter" a real slogan in this universe, even though faeries are feral animals? It could have been a real person if there was any worldbuilding in this movie, but there isn't. You're putting more effort into writing than anyone creating the movie.
@antonymilne13463 жыл бұрын
Oh imagine if shrek was actually a celebrity in that universe!
@reshi6065 жыл бұрын
Someone should remake this movie because the concepts are really really fascinating.
@rickriot87435 жыл бұрын
I just fucking rewrote it in my head.
@pittland445 жыл бұрын
I would argue they already did make a better version of this movie. Go watch "Alien Nation" with Mandy Patinkin and James Caan. They do a lot of the exact same things but it's done a world better.
@casper64055 жыл бұрын
Or an open world gta like witcher type game
@ponyboygolden9635 жыл бұрын
It should be a tv series without Will Smith
@alecopedia57445 жыл бұрын
Pixar is doing it right now. Wish granted.
@DairangerSentai74 жыл бұрын
18:03 "I want this to be my star wars." And by this approach, he was bound to fail. The transition of every champion goes from wanting to be like their inspirations, to being the best version of themselves. Growing their own source material if I could put it as such.
@kuma82933 жыл бұрын
The "reason" that they keep trying to protect the wand and don't give it up in the movie is because it would be worth like a billion dollars to a regular person if they sold it to the right bidder and could potentially be extremely dangerous if it fell into the wrong hands. Still though, I definitely feel you, this was a goofy movie.
@welkingunther54173 жыл бұрын
Plus it would be a good idea to not give it to a person just on the off chance they are actually a Bright and can use it. Better safe than sorry, in that case. You only get unlucky once, though yeah, the value alone would be bad enough if someone got one.
@mr.enrike2564 Жыл бұрын
No that's not right. Every person that wanted to get the wand wanted to use it for their own benefit, not to sell it.
@Tempo_Gigante Жыл бұрын
Don't bother the poster of the video is not that "bright", he would not understand that either.
@Tempo_Gigante Жыл бұрын
@@mr.enrike2564 The way they do that is by making a barter with somebody who can do that for them, in exchange the "able" person gets the wand. There is it that difficult to understand??!
@mr.enrike2564 Жыл бұрын
@@Tempo_Gigante you are trying to make sense of the films logic when the movie itself doesnt follow it. Stfu 🤫
@gabrielaubry13346 жыл бұрын
Not only is the Dark Lord an Elf, but the first Bright, Jirak, who united the nine races against the Dark Lord was an Orc. And yet orcs are the hated ones and elves are the ones on top. How does the prejudice and racism works in this world?!
@MrNickPresley6 жыл бұрын
I imagine it's because the elves in power did a lot of historical revision to cover up the fact that the darklord was an elf, and that Jiraak even existed-- and then the prejudice took hold against the orcs, and all their claims that the documented history is a lie is seen as, essentially, fake news. This movie needed, among other things, a lot of fleshing out to be good.
@gabrielaubry13346 жыл бұрын
I actually had an idea of a true history of the Dark Lord and the Orcs' service to him. The Dark Lord is actually the Emperor of the Elves who attempted to conquer the world and enforce elven supremacy, and the reason the orcs sided with him is because in reality the orcs are an enslaved race that are forced to fight the elves' wars. Jiraak was an orc slave who was also the descendant of one of the last great Orc khans that fell to elven conquest, and Jiraak led a resistance force against the Elf Emperor that was later joined by an alliance of the Nine races, including Elves that decide to turn on the Emperor and side with the alliance. But then history was revised by those same high born elves to distance themselves from what is now called the Dark Lord, and with it the responsibility for the great war.
@giordanokruger38266 жыл бұрын
prejudice/racism are socieconomic constructs, they don't have to make historical sense. Black people were never minions to an magical evil overlord and they still suffer discrimination to this day.
@MrNickPresley6 жыл бұрын
While that is true in the real world, it is specifically stated in the movie that the prejudice exists because they orcs chose to side with the dark lord-- which is why I suggested the revisionist agenda.
@giordanokruger38266 жыл бұрын
I think i've expressed myself poorly, what i meant to say is that prejudice/raicsm do not have to have a "justification" to exist (as in they are not karmic ) but are much rather fabricated by the narratives of those within power so they can best exploit the victims of said prejudice/discrimination.
@Phoenix0F84 жыл бұрын
"The guys on our watch, tried to do us- Over a wand. We have a wand! We have, a magic. Wand!" I died
@ProductBasement Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, "You touch my wand, and it will splatter all over the walls" is what I tell my wife in the morning, but she never seems to heed my warning
@ab-39832 ай бұрын
Mad 💀💀.
@isaacwilcox30102 жыл бұрын
This universe has a lot of potential but they packaged it in such a boring way. I wanna see the Alamo in this world. I wanna see the Napoleonic Wars in this world. I wanna see the Cold War in this world. I don’t wanna see a Zootopia rip off.
@Kalina474 жыл бұрын
9:29 You forgot to point out that, despite that he’s an Orc, they forgot to paint his hands.
@garangolm59243 жыл бұрын
Lol
@GuardianTam3 жыл бұрын
Lol nice catch
@AIVILO_4443 жыл бұрын
Lol good eye
@kyrkosekaterinaris13283 жыл бұрын
Or that the bald elf guy has clearly forgotten to put his elf ears on in a scene (it's somewhere in the middle of the movie, when he's driving a car)
@bookid15813 жыл бұрын
Nice catch
@Redvines695 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Los Angeles would not be named Los Angeles.
@one7deep7savage74 жыл бұрын
Orc Angelas
@chaz41104 жыл бұрын
Well I mean, there’s a place in Africa called Nigeria
@CanIHasThisName4 жыл бұрын
@@chaz4110 He's pointing out the fact that "angels" would not be a thing in modern society due to the impossibility of Christianity in this universe.
@dethbreth84 жыл бұрын
Los Aasimars
@blessfullstop4 жыл бұрын
@@CanIHasThisName He was attempting comedy. I think the best part is that you think Christianity wouldnt just incorporate Orcs, Magic and Elves into their religon.
@cheezemonkeyeater8 ай бұрын
Wait a minute, how did he shave his tusks? Tusks aren't hair, they're bone, they insert directly into his skull. Was "shave" the actual term they use in the movie?
@r.j.tammaro83834 жыл бұрын
16:04 I feel like what Bright does wrong here, Watchmen does right. In the original Watchmen comic, because heroes are real comics about pirates are made instead of superhero comics.
@meinlpurealloychina2276 жыл бұрын
It honestly would do better as a TV show.
@xcaluhbration6 жыл бұрын
Wolfie 1217 very true, while watching it my mind kept expecting "to be continued" every 20 minutes. They should make this a series instead of a movie.
@splicer01696 жыл бұрын
Wolfie 1217 I would watch the fuck out of this as a t.v. series. It's got good concepts it just had horrible execution.
@fionnconnor34286 жыл бұрын
IT WOULD STILL HAVE SHIT WORLD BUILDING AND BAD ACTING AND THO PEOPLE SAID THAT SUICIDE SQUAD WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECT WITH NO PROBLEMS IF IT JUST HAD AN R RATING WHY DO PEOPLE THINK REALLY SIMPLE 1 STEP SOLUTIONS INSTANTLY MAKE SHITTY MOVIES GOOD
@Plight_6 жыл бұрын
fionn connor why the hell are you using caps?
@badgerwarrior16 жыл бұрын
Fionn Connor Changing it from a movie to a show is not a one step change. Also, while you are right about it not solving the acting, it would give the writers more room and time to implement the world building and lore. Theoretically.
@blondejack60454 жыл бұрын
It really doesn’t feel like this was released almost two years ago now
@emekaamerican8634 жыл бұрын
Blonde Milk I think it came out late 2017
@prska3 жыл бұрын
how about now?
@blondejack60453 жыл бұрын
@@prska maaaan stop making me sentimental
@prska3 жыл бұрын
@@blondejack6045 lol alright man
@marvingonzalez85863 жыл бұрын
@@blondejack6045 my dude it came out 3 years ago and it wasn't even good no need to get sentimental 😂
@samdryden7944 Жыл бұрын
They crammed so much worldbuilding into this film that it really should have been a tv series.
@tromar5758 Жыл бұрын
Bro this movie has zero world building it’s shallower then a paddling pool. It’s literally what if our world but with orc, elf and fairy.
@BowerMultimedia4 жыл бұрын
Great video! I just wanted to point out that the "stock screams" are an on-going joke in the film industry. Sound engineers use stuff like that on purpose for a laugh.
@donttrendonme4 жыл бұрын
“I like when character drives story, not when story drives story.” -Max Landis
@craignekoma4 жыл бұрын
Um...what?
@hobodefender34764 жыл бұрын
Is this a quote by him that you are stating as irony, or are you trying to make some sort of point about the problems with the film?
@daftbanna72023 жыл бұрын
@@hobodefender3476 it's pretty clearly irony
@nomukun11383 жыл бұрын
Too bad Will Smith was driving this story.
@jasoncaetano97082 жыл бұрын
Does he mean not when story drives character 🤔 😕
@settingsun84035 жыл бұрын
I really wanna see a Will Smith Cinematic Universe
@JackTheLion5 жыл бұрын
Lmao he tried that with After Earth and it turned out hilariously shitty
@shreddymerks5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to After Earth. I have GOT to get me one these...wands!
@zeusalexander55025 жыл бұрын
J'karr Just go dip your head in your toilet n take a llook
@GummyDinosaursify5 жыл бұрын
I'd be for Men in Black/Independence Day crossover
@sootmancer98515 жыл бұрын
@@GummyDinosaursify if Bright is part of the WillSmithCinematicUniverse.. does that mean that there was an alien invasion in the fantasy world too at some point? maybe Officer Will was a pilot before becoming a cop! and did he become a MIB agent after the Independence Day invasion? hmm
@LuisSanchez-by7mh Жыл бұрын
Correction David Ayer only wrote Training Day he didn’t direct it, it was Antoine Fuqua who directed it. I did like Fury and End of Watch from Ayer.
@thecollector4279 ай бұрын
The idea of fairy tale stuff existing in the real world was done before. I started playing Wolf Among Us recently and, so far, it executes that concept a lot better.
@sonicspider54158 ай бұрын
And onward
@newkuroko89335 жыл бұрын
As I said to my friend, this idea could be better if it were a series, not a movie. You can develop better your story, world and characters.
@deshawnfilterfeed12124 жыл бұрын
Yas
@gotenksta4 жыл бұрын
If they didn't do it right with a movie, then I highly doubt they can make a good series.
@marmarfr4 жыл бұрын
gotenksta i disagree
@gotenksta4 жыл бұрын
@@marmarfr It's just that it's not a problem about pacing or the time to develop the story, it's just bad writing.
@marmarfr4 жыл бұрын
gotenksta it’s bad writing because they had to write it in a way that would work for a movie when a storyline like that needs much more time than a movie can offer to be fully developed. I agree that there were some ententes of flat out bad writing but for the most part it was due to the fact that for a fantasy story like that, things usually need ample amounts of time to explain and with a show they get a whole lot more time to piece the backstory together over the course of the show even if they start out with a pretty bad idea of what that backstory is going to be.
@deejayflint5 жыл бұрын
I believe this was a pilot for a TV show and that is why so many plot devices had no payoffs. They were saving them for the show.
@RichardElric143 жыл бұрын
Wow...you ACTUALLY put it into words why I thought this movie sucked lol I couldn’t articulate it, but I felt it. But YOU, brave soul, have done that for me. Thank you.
@marcushoward73853 жыл бұрын
The Disney movie Onward is like Bright, but it doesn't suck!
@CommieApe3 жыл бұрын
its just boring and cliche in every possible way
@funkrobot97623 жыл бұрын
It absolutely sucks lol
@funkrobot97623 жыл бұрын
@Dylan Reffert I thought Bright was better
@abigailc88293 жыл бұрын
Everyone hates on Onward :/ Tbh it's not the best movie of all time, but I enjoyed it. I think if any other studio produced it it would've been regarded as one of its best movies, but since it's Pixar and we're all used to the most amazing movies from them, it's kind of disappointing.
@niallreid76642 жыл бұрын
@@abigailc8829 are we still expecting the best from Pixar? I feel like Pixar is not as good as they used to be.
@edwardevans57595 жыл бұрын
Bright is a wonderful concept as a story, kind of like a Shadowrun-esque world, but as a movie it fails because it tries to jam so much into so little time. Make this into a series ala Alien Nation and you have a near instant hit.
@GalactusTheDestroyer4 жыл бұрын
I fucking loved Alien Nation. Never forget they liked curdled/soured milk. lol
@jaymartin82732 жыл бұрын
I agree. This kind of story, something this massive and wide reaching needs more time to fill in the blanks :=)
@elizabethwood2063 Жыл бұрын
I know you posted this years ago, but yeah. I’m not saying the Alien Nation series was 100% perfect, but everything that was sort of okay in Bright was done ten times better in Alien Nation. George regularly confronted the challenge of pursuing and investigating people from his own minority community, and sometimes it made him a better detective because he understood them and occasionally it made him a worse detective because he had his own blind spots because of his culture, like everybody does. I mean, sheerly the fact that George is the first Newcomer detective but not the only Newcomer working at the police station (because of Albert as the custodian) gave them so many more opportunities to show that Tenctonese culture and attitudes aren’t monolithic. Or how Buck developed this strong resistance to cultural assimilation, and he doesn’t consider his dad’s role in applying human law to Newcomers as a good thing. I’m not sure Alien Nation should necessarily be rebooted, but Bright definitely lowered the odds of that happening by taking the same premise and doing it so poorly.
@Kchaann6 жыл бұрын
I KNEW THIS MOVIE WAS A SHREK SPINOFF
@MarcAlcatraz6 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY
@Kchaann6 жыл бұрын
TOLD
@egghamilton72056 жыл бұрын
ME
@virgilbarrios31746 жыл бұрын
THE
@Thief44126 жыл бұрын
WORLD
@LadyDoomsinger2 жыл бұрын
If you want a story with the premise of Bright done properly, I recommend reading the *Alex Craft Novels by Kalayna Price* which are set in a modern world where magic exists openly and is integrated into normal everyday society in a more-or-less seamless fashion.
@fictionferguson13203 жыл бұрын
So this basically the non disney version of Onward
@lopamurble40565 жыл бұрын
I fucking wish they had pulled this concept off, it would've been so cool to see that universe's ideas become popularized. Maybe the comics are better, I should try them out.
@sernoddicusthegallant69865 жыл бұрын
if you want that concept just play the shadowrun games
@-undecided-16635 жыл бұрын
@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 agreed. Shadowrun is awesome
@lucasalce60105 жыл бұрын
You should try Fables comic books by Will Billingham, they're great!
@Kastafore5 жыл бұрын
If you like this premise, play Telltale studio's Wolf Among Us. It details the life of popular fairy tale figures in a modern setting as a murder mystery game.
@LoveMyUnusual5 жыл бұрын
Saga is a pretty good example of a combo of fantasy/real world universe. Personally, some points are starting to derail for me, but the worldbuilding is pretty strong. (And the art is amazing). You should give it a try 👍
@jason-kk2nr5 жыл бұрын
This story wasn’t meant for a movie, too much lore to stuff into one movie. they should have made a mini series or something. They didn’t explain the lore enough in this one movie
@TheCNotes15 жыл бұрын
They shouldn't have made this at all. David Ayer and Max Landis are fucking garbage.
@thedeadcannotdie5 жыл бұрын
They should have made a more competent writer write the story. LoTR lore is pretty deep and yet the first film was a million times better
@HIIMPHIL2 жыл бұрын
whoever made Shrek in that universe is going straight to hell
@jkeirejejhehehehe67964 жыл бұрын
I like how he doesn’t even call the will smith character by his actual name (what is the actual name anyway?)
@Activility23 жыл бұрын
It's been 10 months I dont think anyone knows🤣
@PolishGod12343 жыл бұрын
Will Smith
@alisaurus42243 жыл бұрын
IMdB says “Daryl Ward”
@gigachad77514 жыл бұрын
Shrek exists in all timelines
@T33K3SS3LCH3N4 жыл бұрын
"so profoundly awful that Republicans will probably try to pass it into law over Christmas break. " holy guacamole they didn't pull any punches
@TheAmericanPrometheus4 жыл бұрын
*"HAHAHA RED TRIBE BAD GET IT?"* Cringe.
@CommieApe3 жыл бұрын
@@TheAmericanPrometheus goddamn you must think youre clever for knowing what tribalism is. When a political party supports tax cuts for the richest people they are bad to put it simply for someone like you.
@TheAmericanPrometheus3 жыл бұрын
@@CommieApe lol do you actually buy that shitty meme argument? "TAX CUTS R 4 TEH RICH PEEPO NUUU"
@Slobzz3 жыл бұрын
OH GODDAMMIT WHY IS IT EVERY TIME SOMEONE MAKES A JOKE IT HAS TO GET POLITICAL. LIKE GODDAM PEOPLE WHO DO THIS ARE ANNOYING
@terranorth3 жыл бұрын
@@TheAmericanPrometheus *HAHAHA BLUE TRIBE BAD GET IT?* both can play this game bud
@milkplague1663 жыл бұрын
Some subway worker who has a Will Smith-Obsessed boss who’s name is Carl is really freaked out right now
@mrbigheart4 жыл бұрын
Love the wittiness and the observations and the humor! Keep up the good work!! Great content! :)
@puncass6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the three wands thing was probably a set up for a sequel.
@OzSeoux6 жыл бұрын
koastrong if they made it
@NitroSpidey6 жыл бұрын
koastrong their actually making a sequel. They announced it not long after the film released.
@QuakeGamerROTMG6 жыл бұрын
It's still pretty bad writing to go throwing information at the viewer for no reason. We do not need to know that they need three wands to do that because it isn't relevant to the story it is telling. This is one of the first things you are taught if you want to be a writer, don't go telling the audience about things that they don't need to know, by saying they need three wands to resurrect the dark lord then the audience will be waiting for it to happen. If it doesn't happen and isn't addressed for the rest of the movie then it only confuses and disappoints the audience by not having any payoff.
@SarahAndreaRoycesChannel6 жыл бұрын
But it makes sense to have this information. It tells us why it is extremely important to keep it away from the magic using terrorists, yet as powerful as it is it isn't enough on its own to put the evil plan (tm) in motion which is why it wasn't used to actually terrorize yet.
@DXMaster-xs4ks6 жыл бұрын
“Worst movie of 2017” wtf do you forget about emoji movie
@declaringpond22766 жыл бұрын
DX Master 6199 Thats not a movie, that was an hour long advertisement
@NSFSponsor6 жыл бұрын
50 Shades Darker
@React2Quick6 жыл бұрын
DX Master 6199 emoji movie was just one big advertisement. Wouldn't classify it as a movie. If you paid to go see it, congratulations you paid to go see an hour long plus ad.
@evanbillybobjoe98986 жыл бұрын
It isn't a movie if the main plot focuses on Dropbox. Also, Wildstyle summons the bird from Twitter, because she is a princess, a strong, talented, and beautiful princess ! Then there's that side character who's a piece of shit...*really* he's a piece of shit.
@TheToxic356 жыл бұрын
The Snow Man anyone?
@8bitdee2 жыл бұрын
This is the 10th CVH video Im watching TODAY and I can't stop. Somebody help, this guy is too entertaining.
@10dollarsteakneggs863 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut forgive me for I have sinned. I like the intro song
@PYROninja646 жыл бұрын
I'd have to say my biggest gripe is that that show centaurs in armor on the police force but they aren't mentioned at all anywhere else.
@neheillox1795 жыл бұрын
I like how it’s supposed to be serious and they still say magic wands
@tcg_09553 жыл бұрын
We need a Snyder cut of this movie.
@Lifeoftheparty82902 жыл бұрын
Just as shitty just 4 hours longer
@karawithgun81484 жыл бұрын
Dude, leave Carlos alone. He hasn't been the same since his wife left him :'(
@sunonaro5 жыл бұрын
>one wand can resurrect someone "we need 3 wands to resurrect the dark lord" wut
@succubastard10195 жыл бұрын
I guess they killed him even harder or something, and thus they needed 3 wands.
@bennyhoward13915 жыл бұрын
DMB so taking that as a hypothetical in that they killed the dark lord extra hard. Jacobi is shot with a sniper and is resurrected with one wand....does that mean they used a magical nuke to kill the dark lord. If so that’d be pretty funny
@ashwinnair36455 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's possible that the amount of magical energy required to resurrect an entity could be directly proportional to the strength of the entity itself.
@succubastard10195 жыл бұрын
@@bennyhoward1391 Well, the battle against him was probably way more intense, so he ended up getting disintegrated or getting his spirit sealed somewhere, I don't know, it's likely something the writers would have touched upon if this thing got a sequel. Not to mention, his death happened a shitton of years before the events of the show, so his body wouldn't exactly still be around, especially if he died in a magical battel, while Jacobi just died on the spot and got resurrected immediately after.
@austinhaynes64205 жыл бұрын
Would you really expect a guy called "The Dark Lord" to be the same as an orc or a human? I mean he obviously was immensely powerful and they had to have a big battle to defeat him, I'd imagine to bring him back you'd have to do something pretty big, whereas the lives of orcs and humans are minuscule by comparison and would be relatively easy to bring back in comparison as well. You didn't really think that through did ya.
@Mad_Oph4 жыл бұрын
No better example of a modern, mega ham-fisted attempt at a racism/classicism allegory.
@matiasaguilar25004 жыл бұрын
Netflix
@hisroyalhighnessking3 жыл бұрын
Detroit become human
@colakelvins3 жыл бұрын
Zootopia
@raminybhatti57403 жыл бұрын
@@colakelvins don't remind me of that POS.
@s.g.75722 жыл бұрын
@@colakelvins Zootopia at least has the excuse of being for kids. As a vague, generic "racism bad" film, I'm sure children would get the message, and symbolism aside it's a solidly crafted film. "Bright" is meant to be for adults.
@geertyboyfilms27213 жыл бұрын
“This is when the movie starts to go insane” *Cuphead music starts playing* Oh no
@velvetgaytor4 жыл бұрын
I DONT CARE IF IT'S BAD, I JUST WANT URBAN FANTASY THAT HAS NO LOVE TRIANGLES JUST LET ME LOVE NICK AND DARYL LET ME HAVE ONE NICE THING.
@velvetgaytor3 жыл бұрын
@AZ WondrBred I'M RUNNING OUT OF URBAN FANTASY CONTENT. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO RESORT TO *twilight* AND I DONT WANT THAT. FUCK THE PRODUCERS. THE FIRST HALF WAS GOOD AND THEN IT WENT BAT SHIT CRAZY.
@velvetgaytor3 жыл бұрын
@AZ WondrBred Agreed. The whole orc racism thing was a amazing concept for me. I loved the opening where it showed the police brutality graffiti. It instantly hooked me and I was HYPED. Hell, Nick even grew on me. But then the plot just... I don't even know what the fuck it did but it did something. We at least had Onward this year, which was gorgeous.
@SgtKaneGunlock3 жыл бұрын
might i recommend Shadowrun ?
@mrparker86103 жыл бұрын
Regular people
@solamadoo6 жыл бұрын
I thought this was gonna be a "here is a three part thesis statement detailing the major overriding flaws in this movie" type video but no, it's a "literally every minute of this is painfully dumb and I sat through it so you're gonna hear about it" type video and I love it
@ThoughtGaze6 жыл бұрын
solamadoo it's more like it's actually very easy to make a movie look bad by ranting and nitpicking to death
@TkNjLove6 жыл бұрын
ThoughtGaze only because there was so very much to rant about. This movie... if you can call it that... was so confusing it nauseated me.
@ThoughtGaze6 жыл бұрын
Suley&Chinny it was confusing only if you engage in mindless nitpicks. it's not for those that pay attention to the actual story being told. it's at or above the quality of a marvel movie for instance yet marvel gets a pass and this doesn't. the complaints are bullshit. "omg shrek is in this movie!!" ... lol utter nonsense complaints
@Kristian-jk2ww5 жыл бұрын
ThoughtGaze What are you on about? This movie is not on the level of quality that Marvel movies are. But since I’m open minded I want one good reason that this movie is just as good, or better, than Marvel movies that came out the same year. Tell me.
@holup49902 жыл бұрын
@@Kristian-jk2ww that's gonna take a while.
@artbysarf6 жыл бұрын
For me the biggest issue is that it literally felt like scenes or entire plot lines missing. Like?? No Dark Lord resurrected. No issue with the elves being basically the Capitol from the Hunger Games? Orcs were shown to be super strong but nothing came of that? Jacobi saved that kid but it didn't even help him in the end? Elves have sharp teeth idk I thought they should have bit someone? The sword? The Shield of Light? The Magic Task Force? ITS THIER JOB TO COLLECT WANDS AND JACOBIS LIKE WE FOUND A WAND AND THEN WILL SMITH IS LIKE "no don't listen to him" and the maGIC ASK FORCE IS LIKE "ok lol let's not investigate this further even though it's our ONE JOB. Speaking of the Magic Task Force the elf guy on it seemed to have real history and beef w/ the evil elf lady but it's never addressed again? When Jacobi goes to save Will Smith he's trapped behind a metal fence and debris and will smith is buried under rubble or some shit and there's fire everywhere and it shows Jacobi looking stressed/scared and then the next thing u know Will Smith is out of the fire!!! UOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN JACOBI COULDNT GET YO HIM WHAT THE FUThere was a scene where the orc mob boss was like "WHERE IS THE WAND?!" And they were like "WHAT WAND?" And then the orc monsters immediately went to open the bag with Tika and looked up horrified that the wand wasn't there but why would they expect it to be there Will Smith hasn't given you SHIT so why would you be horrified it's not on his person why the fuck does it feel like an entire confession scene about the wand's whereabouts was just CUT why are there so many plot threads that just go nowhere why diOK AND THEN!! Then they all bow down to Jacobi and are like "THE PROPHECY" and I'm like "oh shit are they gonna like....flip the script...like Jacobi just Jesused his was into being alive again like ...NO BITCH!! Nothing came of it! What the fuck was that about then?? I don't understa
@elijahnakumura43756 жыл бұрын
Sarf Will smith was like “no dont listen” because they were verbally forging the report of what happened(Hence Will Smith being free in spite of killing 4 cops) . I agree with everything else you said though
@artbysarf6 жыл бұрын
Elijah Nakumura - I get WHY he said it, but the Magic Task Force shouldn't have listened to him! If I'm on a task force who's SOLE PURPOSE is to get Magic Wands, then that's what I'll do! This cop starts blanking about how he just went on a crazy chase for a wand, and talks about how he was RAISED FROM THE DEAD and about how is FRIEND IS A BRIGHT-- I might wanna investigate a liiiiiitle bit. Will Smith is just like "nah don't worry it was just a run in with some gangsters" AFTER Jacobi told this crazy story. Why did the elf investigator just ignore everything Jacobi said. It's a magical atomic bomb! Their stories didn't add up and one was about a MAGIC. ATOMIC. BOMB. and it's my ONE. JOB. to get that wand. AND!! The elf dude KNOWS there is a wand in the equation! He saw the crazy elf lady fused with the wall and he RECOGNIZED IT as the work of the evil elves and the head evil elf lady who he KNOWS is a Bright and he KNOWS has a wand. He's been tracking this wand the whole movie! And he knows these guys were at least in close proximity with it! And he just leaves it without even INTERROGATING THEM SEPARATELY IM SORRY IM JUST SO MAD HE HAD ONE!! ONE JOB!! He knows there is a wand and he's not going shit!!!! You could argue that Will Smith was working with the Magic Task Force behind the scenes or smith but that was never established and made incredibly vague and the Magic Task Force has NO reason to trust these cops. NONE. Even if they were like "ok we're gonna shape this story this way" and the Magic Task Force was like "lol ok let's do it" that makes no sense! For that to happen they would have had to TAKE this Cop's word that the wand was destroyed!! If someone came up to me, the Magic FBI, and was like "yeah I had a wand but it's destroyed lmao sorry" id be SUSPICIOUS to say the least. SO!! We are left with 2 options: 1) FBI Elf just decided not to look into the wand at all bc he's a fuckin idiot 2) FBI Elf DID look into the wand offscreen and determined that these 2 cops are 100% trustworthy and believes them that it was destroyed. Either way it don't make no sense
@lenonel32866 жыл бұрын
Sarf they did get the wand dude, it's shown in the previous scene with men in hazmat suits and a special container. They just want a clean report for the public, the same they use in the next scene when the dead dirty cops are commemorated as heroes.
@artbysarf6 жыл бұрын
Juboi -- really? Sorry I guess fucking blacked out for the last 20 min of the movie. Seems prettttyyyyy shitty to keep an Atomic Bomb from the public tho🤷♀️
@elijahnakumura43756 жыл бұрын
Sarf I mean its common knowledge that it exists. But the location, specifics etc doesnt need to be public info. Just like nukes in real life. Look at the rat race that instantly happened based off of a rumor that a wand was around.
@doomstadt23712 жыл бұрын
It's like this movie was written 1 day a month, and the writer was never allowed to go back and re-read it before continuing. Edit: I will never not laugh at the "Hadouuuuken!"
@skullton32922 жыл бұрын
This movie is the embodiment of the notion of having a good idea but screwing up the presentation.
@joelman19895 жыл бұрын
Lindsey Ellis made a video about this movie too. So two of my favorite channels make a video on why this movie is bad and I've realized this movie indirectly brought me a lot of entertainment.
@cannondawkins92465 жыл бұрын
I liked the movie honestly Idk why it's so much hate
@G-LukeJA5 жыл бұрын
@@cannondawkins9246 cuz its worldbuilding is so terrible. And its character development is minimal as shit
@cannondawkins92465 жыл бұрын
@@G-LukeJA yeah you can say that but I still enjoyed it tho
@JessesanMan5 жыл бұрын
@@cannondawkins9246 You can enjoy deep fried butter. Doesn't make it good.
@cannondawkins92465 жыл бұрын
@@JessesanMan I never said it was good movie, I just said that I liked it, it was alright at best but I still liked the movie and what does your opinion have to do with mine?
@xxDrain5 жыл бұрын
Will smith is to acting what most voice actors are to voice acting. He doesn't play a character, he just plays himself and that's supposed to be the character.
@gordonross32705 жыл бұрын
But it usually works
@xxDrain5 жыл бұрын
@@gordonross3270 Yeah, a lot of the time it does.
@raidenshotgun59974 жыл бұрын
it is starting to wear off if you see his recent movies, videos, etc.
@sharpaycutie24 жыл бұрын
I blame the writers for that.
@vibraniumghost78224 жыл бұрын
I think that's what writers and directors want him to do since people like him
@hamsterdamdam3 жыл бұрын
I really love the concept & the ideas so much that I thought this was the next trilogy to love other than lotr. But I was deeply frustrated with the plot. I hate to despise a movie that I thought gonna be good because it's been a long time since we have decent trilogy movie. The hype was real. If they want to do a sequel they better fill in all the holes.
@Nixus2372 жыл бұрын
I really want that movie that Jacobi was describing about the orc that united everyone that shit sounds so good
@MatthewsStories5 жыл бұрын
Everyone saying this movie had an original premise, it's just Shadowrun without the cool cyberpunk shit.
@jcirelli33115 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck you're right! I picked up on the Shadowrun similarity immediately but I couldn't place what it was missing. GG man
@TheCNotes15 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!! This movie is bullshit!
@toddgarver53975 жыл бұрын
*Alien Nation
@schwarzerritter57245 жыл бұрын
Well, the premise is that nothing about the world would be different if magic really existed and was commonly known.
@carlterwedow50005 жыл бұрын
What about Alien Nation?
@killianhand26756 жыл бұрын
Surely if movies like shrek and lord of the rings existed in this universe they would be called racist
@kingofthebis10686 жыл бұрын
Killian Hand They kinda would be tho
@daltonrazgaitis33185 жыл бұрын
As a elven supremacist myself I dont see how Orcs are accurately depicted as savages and humans as unorganized rabble Of course elves as beautiful and perfect is entirely accurate
@mroffice81665 жыл бұрын
Ghesh Play's *Cough* ELFBI got rekt by a human and an orc *cough*
@novakitty16195 жыл бұрын
Shrek is an ogre you uncultured swine
@mariosimpostor7315 жыл бұрын
hispanics?
@nathanos26153 жыл бұрын
Maybe shrek is like a sitcom or something in this universe
@SIRLagalot0073 жыл бұрын
If they had even added a single line about elfs buying wands for exorbitant prices or something that would fix some motivation for gangs wanting the wand
@mutewolf98926 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that the wand supposedly "grants wishes" but Tika says she just started training/ only knows a few words, so you have to know spells to use it. She even has to tell will smith the word for fire at the end so he can use it. Also apparently one of the few words (Spells???) she knows is resurrection. Is resurrection a beginner spell where she comes from? WTF!?
@Saitama-uj4mo6 жыл бұрын
Mute Wolf did you miss the part where she nearly fucking died after resurrecting him? Don’t think that’s supposed to happen if you’re an experienced wielder
@Davlenar6 жыл бұрын
Also the characters in the movie SAY it grants wishes that doesn't mean it actually does.
@bricktheworld72406 жыл бұрын
Right, so now everytime someone says something in a movie, I'm gonna assume they are lying...
@Saitama-uj4mo6 жыл бұрын
BrickTheWorld maybe just don’t take everything that’s said in a movie literally word for word like a simple minded idiot? If the wand cast spells then the phrase “grants wishes” obviously means one can cast a certain spell to grant their desired wish i.e it was her wish to bring him back to life so she cast a resurrection spell, and whoopty fucking do he’s back wish granted
@jmendoza43546 жыл бұрын
You really misinterpreted jakoby’s statement. It was an over exaggerated comparison with the Wand stating that it was ‘like a nuclear weapon that grants wishes’ but wasn’t being literal about it.
@StephenGillie6 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The bad guys have a wand tracker that can track wands across hyperspace.
@12halo35 жыл бұрын
ITS ALMOST LIKE YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE.
@jackathy5 жыл бұрын
How did they track us through hyperspace?! That's not even possible!
@sernoddicusthegallant69865 жыл бұрын
we need a master magic-breaker
@cyanmanta3 жыл бұрын
6:48 "Fairy lives don't matter" is bad enough, but something about the addition of the word "today" makes it ten times worse. It's almost a sign that they knew the line was cringeworthy, so they added that at the last minute hoping it would make it less awful. It backfired.
@niallreid76643 ай бұрын
I remember this video coming out like it was yesterday.