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@Robbstark20246 жыл бұрын
“She used to have kids but then she left the oven on or something and they blew up” Quote of the day
@kahnu8935 жыл бұрын
Rob Stark I'm so glad your ok! I heard you and your mom were in some kinda accident....
@raduvlad44295 жыл бұрын
@@Willimiina it was shit.
@DisDatK95 жыл бұрын
Helga Sinclair can you explain how Captain Phasma was able to magically know where the gun was? Or how did the arm know that the battery was inside the Russian? Or why didn’t they just send the plans to the second earth for the ship? There’s so many questions that I genuinely found no answer to except “it’s a space movie”
@schweppes13134 жыл бұрын
@@Willimiina yes, fucking Mandela Effect creates demons and sentient arms, you're such a galaxy brain nerd, you deserve a standing ovation and a Nobel Prize god, I hope you were trolling Mandela Effect hahahahahahaha
@pennyomega74213 жыл бұрын
@@Willimiina cool story. It was still shit
@Cleyy6 жыл бұрын
Lol he glitches into the wall
@olucaspc6 жыл бұрын
I hate when that happens
@popstarchamp6 жыл бұрын
IT'S NO USE!!!
@snowmystique23086 жыл бұрын
He got Ubisoft'd.
@armagedoc666 жыл бұрын
Cley FullAnime a bethesda movie
@ericcrowell78086 жыл бұрын
Snow Mystique Damn...just, damn. True, though.
@sydneymendoza99195 жыл бұрын
Captain Phasma, Baron Zemo, Chewbacca, Russian Man, and Named Character are on a ship together
@exquisitecorpse__4 жыл бұрын
The ship starts malfunctioning. Named character tries to turn it off and on again, Chewbacca rips Russian man's arms off out of anger, phasma looks cool and Baron Zemo acts like he did something.
@11cmredacted894 жыл бұрын
Plus Brienne of Tarth
@kaliberkam06813 жыл бұрын
Cloverfield starring Alex Hamilton chewie baron zemo captain phasma, Putin and deadpool are on a spaceship
@NeroCM3 жыл бұрын
Then someone knocks on the airlock.
@yungjc23 жыл бұрын
And they walk into a bar and crosses the road with a chicken...
@tinycrimester5 жыл бұрын
"The energy in this scene is nonexistent." Duh, you just said their universe is running out of energy... ;D
@Chitownhomestead5 жыл бұрын
Lol.. I see what u did there
@kip97334 жыл бұрын
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@st3althyone4 жыл бұрын
OMFG!! Hilarious! It took me a few seconds to see what you did there, very well done my friend! ;-)
@rE8Al3 жыл бұрын
I like this joke Another!!
@anthonythanghe47553 жыл бұрын
Dayum!!!!
@gabevillarrealedits4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think JJ understands that slapping the monsters at the end of these movies is actually hurting them.” I don’t think JJ understands a lot of things.
@BaileyZKerr4 жыл бұрын
PREACH!
@jackolantern7174 жыл бұрын
yeah JJ fucking ruined star wars
@jeck80054 жыл бұрын
@@jackolantern717 no, he didnt ruin star wars.
@jackolantern7174 жыл бұрын
Sith Cultist ok well tros is a frankenstein of a movie, i just expected more from JJ
@jotarokujo36034 жыл бұрын
Tbf Star Wars has had issues from the start, the OT isn’t perfect and the prequels are more popular than common opinion would lead one to believe. The sequels are nothing special but we’re all glad to see the franchise healthy enough to make another blockbuster trilogy.
@evanjames29256 жыл бұрын
Every movie happens in the Cloververse if you believe it does.
@nils54715 жыл бұрын
You ever saw reservoir dogs? Totally pre energy crisis cloverfield.
@marinaepley18405 жыл бұрын
Aliens...? Certainly Cloverfield! True Detective...? Carcosa sounds so Cloverfield! :))))
@kieranschafer51805 жыл бұрын
Moana occurs 100 years after the clover-pocalypse.
@tarabarden75355 жыл бұрын
Paw patrol: mighty pups? That shit is happening at the exact same time as cloverfield
@kewlkid43645 жыл бұрын
Spongebob Movie? Cloverfield prequel man
@Sleeper8005 жыл бұрын
"They tell us really really briefly that Baron Zemo and Chewie are dating" Can you put THAT movie on instead?
@eliack955 жыл бұрын
7:30 The Wall Lady looks surprisingly healthy and beautiful for someone who was recently extracted from a jumble of pipes and wires she was phased into.
@africanchick233 жыл бұрын
the doctor gave her a shot that accelerated cell growth, or made her heal quickly. its quick but there's a shot on his little scifi thingy that shows it.
@cameronleach54756 жыл бұрын
Cloverfield: a story about regular people thrust into a disaster scenerio, and successfully takes lessons from Ishiro Honda's Godzilla by alluding to real life events.10 Cloverfield Lane: another story about regular people, this time finding out that humans can be the scariest monsters.The Cloverfield Paradox: a story that explains why a Cloverfield Cinematic Universe exists, and how Bad Robot, or Paramount, or Netflix (or whoever else) can now make an infinite number of Cloverfield movies.
@thema19986 жыл бұрын
Cameron Leach Speaking of Cloverfield, you heard about the FOURTH one coming out this October in theaters? 😂 This is the first year we get two Cloverfield movies in one year. That is NOT a good thing!
@cameronleach54756 жыл бұрын
And apparently it'll be a zombie film. I'm hoping we'll look back at Paradox as "that one bad one" but I'm not feeling too optimistic.
@BigBoss_6706 жыл бұрын
ADP1998 apparently Paradox was done filming for a while and that's why they put it on Netflix.
@Fleato6 жыл бұрын
yeah they really gave us the most plot generic origin with infinite direction possible. it's so shitty. i loved th idea of cloverfield and was super interested in the origin. then they do this
@themonkeyshead75206 жыл бұрын
Kyros Droztamyr Nope Nope Nope Nope and nope
@jasoncaetano9708 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: A Quiet Place was originally developed as a Cloverfield sequel but they changed it at the last minute into a standalone film, and I think that was a good choice it's pretty great
@silashurd3597 Жыл бұрын
Someone made a video and brought this up. Especially in the comments section, Someone brings up how Amazon’s the tomorrow war could pass as a CF movie since the aliens could’ve been put in that universe
@JymVer9 ай бұрын
@@silashurd3597 I think the problem is any film could. Just have an alien final 10 mins
@Dr.Meme-Man8 ай бұрын
I know I’m a year late, but they COULD still make it a cloverfield connection of sorts? For starters, the story goes that the Death Angels are a race of monster aliens that originally grew in a hostile planet with heavy gravity; explaining their tough armor and lack of swimming abilities. Now, for reasons we just don’t know, their planet just blew up and somehow EVERY SINGKE meteor from that planet crashed on earth and carried them across the galaxy completely unharmed??? Like maybe the aliens in Cloverfield Lane were responsible for the destruction of the Death Angels’ planet AND were the reason all their fragments landed on earth in the first place.
@Runningtail4 жыл бұрын
I dont think this movie is working properly Roy: "have you tried turning it off and on again?"
@zboy11525 жыл бұрын
The Cloverfield series in a nutshell *Shit goes crazy, city go boom*
@yeetismcfetus58833 жыл бұрын
lol that actually made me chuckle
@toxiclaw75913 жыл бұрын
Train go boom
@masterzombie1613 жыл бұрын
10 cloverfield lane in a nutshell 2 people stuck with crazy John Goodman
@the_rose_garden016 жыл бұрын
When watching this movie, I found myself not giving a shit about Hamilton in space and wanting to see more about what happens with her husband
@DuelTubeChannel4 жыл бұрын
That's why they didn't show you
@chochtopf86822 жыл бұрын
If that's the storyline you want to see, just watch the first movie.
@the_rose_garden012 жыл бұрын
@@chochtopf8682 Its clearly not the same event
@1080TJ6 жыл бұрын
The Russian guy has nesting dolls in his room. That's the Roland Emmerich level of characterisation we're working with here.
@Dongulator6 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's an allusion to how he fits so much random shit in his torso/face.
@warbossgegguz6796 жыл бұрын
TJ Hastie They forgot the empty bottles of Vodka and portrait of Stalin that all Russians have. Talk about unrealistic.
@1080TJ6 жыл бұрын
Justin truly genius writing
@warbossgegguz6796 жыл бұрын
Justin How are we supposed to know she's Asian if she doesn't do martial arts though?
@warbossgegguz6796 жыл бұрын
Justin It's like they don't understand other cultures.
@zakorrell3794 жыл бұрын
"The guy from bridesmaids" is the most disrespectful thing I've ever heard He's the guy from the IT crowd
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu3 жыл бұрын
He is in Bridesmaids aswell.
@JC_Cali3 жыл бұрын
My sentiment exactly XD
@Ryan-ei7te3 жыл бұрын
If he had asked if they'd tried turning the hadron collider off and on again it could have saved this film
@TheBluemindedGod3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone said it. The fuck is a Bridesmaids?
@thefundamentalkink90963 жыл бұрын
Right. You’d think he’d recognize his own costar.
@beauh15156 жыл бұрын
So they used the plot of 2016 Doom?
@cookiesnugglez73184 жыл бұрын
@@JoyKirbs no u
@cookiesnugglez73184 жыл бұрын
@@JoyKirbs also isn't it kinda weird that I just got rid of that playlist when I saw it just a few minutes ago
@cookiesnugglez73184 жыл бұрын
@@JoyKirbs oh it was
@cookiesnugglez73184 жыл бұрын
@@JoyKirbs is it still now
@brandonwithnell6124 жыл бұрын
yet somehow a game which doesnt focus on plot did it better, hey heres this weird interdimentional infinite energy source lets use that...oh shoot that was hell, well only sane thing to do is capture and experiment on demons...oops that was bad idea. doesnt sound like much but still makes 100X more sence than whatever was supposed to be happening in this movie
@ryangoldey42326 жыл бұрын
“ cloverman origins” that the best part of this video
@tritone22766 жыл бұрын
a lot of folks are acting confused and making more of this movie and it's place in the "cloververse" than needed, when as you said, the news broadcast guy literally said what is going on at the beginning of the movie. I don't care what movie you are making, you reveal such details at the beginning, you're sucking out all the tension, unless you are just that masterful with writing.
@Sheepy0076 жыл бұрын
I guess JJ simply wanted to be like Edgar Wright
@tlou2sprettygood5476 жыл бұрын
Tritone's Personal KZbin Channel the point of the movie was less about the circumstances and more about how the characters dealt with it. the connection to cloverfield is pretty contrived tho
@nightmarefreddykrueger1216 жыл бұрын
This is JJ Abrams, he's the major mastermind behind this
@MrTickleBean6 жыл бұрын
When I saw that scene I couldn't believe it. They spoiled their own fucking movie less than 15 minutes in. That 20 second news interview is the entire movie, the rest of it was pointless after that. "This experiment could alter past, present, and future universes. It could unleash monsters and demons." Are you fucking kidding me? lol This movie could've been condensed down to a 1 minute conversation between 2 characters in an actual Cloverfield sequel.
@19Ledor6 жыл бұрын
11:14 "How did you know the gun in the drawer?" Space magic of course.
@Rclarke1154 жыл бұрын
14:14 to be exact
@heezythecasual3 жыл бұрын
my theory is (and hear me out, im just taking a wild stab on a movie that makes NO sense at all) but her ship crashed two days prior or something in their universe so maybe the same events kinda lead up to their ship crashing and some of the same events happened to their situation, that being said, im just trying to make sense of it all
@i_Frankenstein4 жыл бұрын
Your face when the monster pop in the screen is gold!
@darkymcsoulface70576 жыл бұрын
Hey, cool video... But it's Cloverfield now
@Howtard5 жыл бұрын
Guys guys, I know you each have your own opinion about this and you want to get your point across, but they're all Cloverfield now.
@joyfuldude45384 жыл бұрын
I am Cloverfield now You are Cloverfield now We are all Cloverfield now
@exquisitecorpse__4 жыл бұрын
Hey, great video Was it or was it not, directed by JJ.Abrams?
@kingpenguin15804 жыл бұрын
Hey, cool comment... But it’s Cloverfield now
@ShaunMengel4 жыл бұрын
J.J Abrams entered the chat
@Shadunkfi6 жыл бұрын
Next movie better have a cyborg Hitler with robo nazis
@NTHNCSGOContent6 жыл бұрын
Alt righters will get offended if he dies :>
@aderemiporsche6 жыл бұрын
Mat Sharifi Methinks you are looking for Wolfenstein here.
@AdolfHitler-ud5sh6 жыл бұрын
I support this.
@KRAKEN9486 жыл бұрын
The next movie actually takes place during ww2
@Shadunkfi6 жыл бұрын
Turtle Power maybe a combination of both
@IOxyrinchus5 жыл бұрын
The only feeling this movie evokes from the previous ones is the sickly feeling you get when the camera shakes too much
@justpeachee89642 жыл бұрын
This is the time line that Renslayer went to when she last saw mobius! 🤣
@DomokiinGaming6 жыл бұрын
This movie is a classic case of “I SAW THE THING FROM THE PREVIOUS MOVIES AND I CLAAAAAPPED”
@jessesaysthebword55136 жыл бұрын
YungLobster I thought thats what people thought about Split.
@nightmarefreddykrueger1216 жыл бұрын
the missing link because it was?
@nightmarefreddykrueger1216 жыл бұрын
Gotta establish that these are connected movies
@halfmettlealchemist80762 жыл бұрын
iT BrOkE nEw GrOuNd
@swatchbox67892 жыл бұрын
AT-STs! AT-STs! AT-STs!
@joel.jpgvid6 жыл бұрын
"...now we find out that Brienne of Tarth is evil..." I laughed way too hard at that than I should've...
@Triliflops5 жыл бұрын
EnchantingManiac He calls her Brienne of Tarth and Captain Phasma. I wonder if he realizes that Brienne and Phasma is Gwendoline Christie and the actress in this movie is Elizabeth Debicki.
@1300zw5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he knows but couldn't care less because of how awful this movie is..
@Triliflops5 жыл бұрын
He does care though. Look at all the care and effort he puts into his content, even for movies/shows that he doesn't like.
@BenDover-nc4iq5 жыл бұрын
Well, you don't have to wonder anymore because I'll tell you. Yes, of course he fucking knows lmfao. How do you not detect that sarcasm? I bet you also can't detect social cues
@Triliflops5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for insulting me and clearing that up. Very productive. I didn't know you spoke for him. How long has he had you doing that?
@torturapesnorrarape4 жыл бұрын
I'll admit it, I only watch your reviews of these sceptical movies so that I don't have to watch the movies themselves, thanks for doing gods work.
@jeremyrichardmay48024 жыл бұрын
Marcus looks like a younger, American Richard Ayoade
@24FramesOfNick6 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was all the odd shit with the arm. It was so interesting at first only to become so insanely cringe. I said in my how to fix vid that it had potential for so much more and it really did. It was an omniscient fucking arm. How do you not take advantage of that. Once it wrote that one thing about the compass, it just never appeared again in the film
@warbossgegguz6796 жыл бұрын
24 Frames Of Nick That arm shit gave me Evil Dead flashbacks. I was laughing the whole time it was on screen.
@Sol_Protege6 жыл бұрын
You actually had one moment in the climax where the main lead (don't remember her name) glances at the glass containment cell housing the arm, during the shootout and then....nothing. Arm gets ejected into space LMAO 14:32 I was secretly hoping the arm would give the middle finger as it floats away into space
@themarkktv6 жыл бұрын
Also, it wasn't necessary. Just have one of the scientists perform an autopsy on the dead man and be like "hey look what I found"
@nova91566 жыл бұрын
yaknow that thing people do where they tap like a wave along their fingers when theyre bored or waiting, it does that then and i just cracked up lmao
@greenmann12176 жыл бұрын
They literally used a plot that is played for laughs in Evil Dead......
@Rebel_Friend6 жыл бұрын
“Barron Zemo and Chewie are dating.” I SHIP IT
@JulioHernandez-wy8nh5 жыл бұрын
Make some fanart
@evanlight6714 жыл бұрын
Sweet merciful Christ
@karenstrong67344 жыл бұрын
A L'Cie I could do it, even though I didn’t watch this.
@JohnEusebioToronto4 жыл бұрын
Disney is making great use of her new properties!
@nikkohewitt88485 жыл бұрын
I will never forget the way he says "shit decides to go fucking crazy"
@darqjade5 жыл бұрын
I'll just go watch Event Horizon instead.
@arcanehornet3 жыл бұрын
great film
@MrHPfan4ever6 жыл бұрын
So I was okay with Lane’s ending. The whole movie set up the question of whether Goodman’s character was crazy or if his assertions were correct. It played on your expectations of an either/or scenario and revealed the answer was that both were true. I like how it completes Michelle’s arc, with her no longer running away. But at the same time, it is such a jarring transition, I can see why others would find it problematic.
@stanbonesletsplays6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, really the film should have ended as she left the bunker and saw the spaceships. She didn't have to suddenly turn into Ellen Ripley out of nowhere. I agree that the reveal works for thematic reasons, it just didn't need an over the top action scene.
@MrHPfan4ever6 жыл бұрын
stanbonesletsplays Fair. I can see that working better.
@MortyKaiShalom6 жыл бұрын
It was jarring, but I kind of liked that about the movie. We went from one tone straight into "HOLY SHIT, WTF IS HAPPENING", real fast. In fact, part of me kind of wants to see how she fares after leaving, but perhaps her story is best left where it is... Or perhaps a passing character in a later installment. In any case, I hope something better comes from "Cloverfield 4" because this one.... mehh..
@JacksGameReviews Жыл бұрын
She was terrified to fight back against goodman but immediately says YEP THOSE ARE FUCKING ALIENS AND IM GONNA FUCK EM UP Sorry I’m 4 years late
@INFILTR8US Жыл бұрын
10 Cloverfield Lane was great until the monsters showed up. These kinds of movies work best when the lead character completes their arc by confronting the unknown but the outcome is left ambiguous.
@tmcleanful6 жыл бұрын
Abrams has a flawed idea about what drives interest in stories. He thinks that the mystery box that attracts folks should never be opened, and that's why you get all of these strange incongruent angles in his stuff from Lost to the Cloverfield series. What he doesn't seem to get is that what people want is to open the mystery box and see the answer, but to also see that inside is another mystery box even more attractive than the first, having been buffed already by having a satisfying answer to the first mystery. People will then WANT to explore the second mystery box, which should inevitably lead to another answer and yet another mystery box. And so on. Abrams drives me crazy, clearly.
@Hocotatium1116 жыл бұрын
Well, Lost actually did that, just without ever answering what was in the second half of all of the mystery boxes. It sort of falls apart in the way Steven Moffat's stuff does, where he teases about how impressive and mysterious everything is just off camera without ever having anything of note to show once the story moves forward. Having a satisfying mystery is easier said than done, since the entire mystery seems stupid in retrospect if the solution is stupid.
@tmcleanful6 жыл бұрын
Agreed, which is why the ending to King's Dark Tower series was one of the most maddeningly brilliant I have ever seen. I don't like the way Abrams just leaves it all dangling and uses "not opening the mystery box" as his excuse.
@dmolmalowski6 жыл бұрын
He didnt write the story.
@tmcleanful6 жыл бұрын
LOL That's hilariously irrelevant.
@selenium94796 жыл бұрын
Too often inside a "mystery box" there is just some overused cliche like it was a purgatory, or God's testing people, or it was just a dream/virtual reality...
@enocramirez94923 жыл бұрын
0:00 that intro song is fire 🔥
@thetrin3 жыл бұрын
At 5:30 you talk about one character only speaking Chinese and everyone speaks English to her. This is actually pretty true to life. Living in Japan, I have a few Japanese friends that don't speak English, but understand it. I can speak Japanese, but find English easier if I can speak it. We end up just speaking our native languages to each other because we understand the other's just fine, and it's faster to communicate that way, and easier for us to communicate complex thoughts. I'm sure it comes off as weird to many people, but it happens quite a bit in real life. Love your videos! Keep up the good work.
@InstantSilence3 жыл бұрын
This is the same with me and my parents. They speak to me in Tagalog, and I can understand it but I can't speak it. I learned a while back that it's called Receptive Bilingualism.
@GoddoDoggo3 жыл бұрын
That might make sense, if 2 of the other crew members were not also non-native English speakers. Why didn't the Russian guy only speak in Russian? The answer is "Because Russia is not a big film market worth catering to like China."
@Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God6 жыл бұрын
Lmao the "hooray!" when the worms came out was on point
@jackattack80986 жыл бұрын
I've never been so hyped and disappointed in 4 hours.
@jonnoweb6 жыл бұрын
Jackattack809 Same.
@thema19986 жыл бұрын
Jackattack809 The movie's sudden release on Netflix after a Super Bowl ad for it airing sounds more interesting than the movie itself.
@10-AMPM-014 жыл бұрын
8:21 good question: "how did they end up on the other side of the sun" . That's a commonly misunderstood aspect of space/time. A lot of people assume the Earth and Sun are "stationary." Meaning, if you time travel to the past, you'd end up on Earth in the past. But, you'd also have to travel in space as far as the solar system has, in that time. So even if you just went back 2 months, you'd end up thousands of miles away from the entire solar system. So yeah, the movie bunks it up. But, not as badly as it could have. There's also the issue of being in deep space without a magnetosphere protecting them from solar radiation. Even movies like Interstellar bunk up space travel.
@jotarokujo36034 жыл бұрын
3 of 9 to be fair, I don’t think audiences give a flying fuck about a magnetosphere protecting the occupants from radiation. It’s one of those more mundane details tbh. Nobody ever sees radiation and it’s unlikely to noticeably affect a person rapidly enough to be a movie plot point. I feel you, accuracy is important. But this is something you’d probably have to explain through dialogue and it wouldn’t really impact any movie. Heck even if you want the characters to die, there’s always starvation, which is more relatable. It’s like explaining that your main character has an immune system.
@jotarokujo36033 жыл бұрын
Amilah I feel you, it just doesn’t work well in a story format which is condensed into around 2 hours. So I understand why it’s not done.
@ncrranger63273 жыл бұрын
@@jotarokujo3603 But it would be cool if they left some cool, fairly highlighted details, like, a pop-up in a screen monitoring a magnetosphere or something
@jotarokujo36033 жыл бұрын
NCR Ranger that would be really cool, some kind of background detail acknowleging some of the less interesting reality of the situation.
@ncrranger63273 жыл бұрын
@@jotarokujo3603 Yeah. Directors could use more of their scenes, there's more than the characters to narrate a scene, plus all the cool details you can fit around. Sometimes the small things of a movie greatly contributes to it's quality
@Sl0thii5 жыл бұрын
I love how Marcus says tummy
@luckyslevinbreeze28866 жыл бұрын
i'm sorry, i normaly don't do this but: "are you sure about that?" Got me good
@viper01116 жыл бұрын
"Baron Zemo and Chewie are dating" sounds like some A class fanfiction right there
@jays.68433 жыл бұрын
The language thing is pretty common. It's a lot harder to speak a language than translate it in your head, so a lot of people in situations like that will just speak their language and the other person speaks theirs, rather than try to stumble through whatever common tongue they might have
@davidsenra24954 ай бұрын
That happens only when there are two or three people in a conversation, and they are all fluent to all languages involved. There's no way everyone on the ship (they are not English speakers also) would learn Mandarin (super difficult for westerners) and a top scientist from China wouldn't be able to learn English.
@elliotsterling25605 жыл бұрын
I like how after this movie they decided to not connect Overlord to the other Cloverfield movies, and just made it its own thing.
@anachronisticlaserbeams48206 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the door opening on its own was a way-too-subtle reference to The Shining? ... I dunno, I got nothin'.
@mechajay33586 жыл бұрын
*Its offical: Hollywood thinks we're Idiots*
@SmokeLikeABossOG4 жыл бұрын
She left the oven on. Best line ever.
@athenabrown31175 жыл бұрын
It's really too bad that Overlord movie didn't end up being a part of this "cinematic universe". Because then it would have been called Cloverlord, and that would have been so fucking funny.
@mrzed3852 жыл бұрын
Lol😂😂😂
@phoebexxlouise6 жыл бұрын
Yet another terrible attempt at multiverse. This obsession with franchises is ruining the blockbuster landscape.
@NimhLabs6 жыл бұрын
Until the big reveal that the Sharknado movies were also part of the Cloververse... and the Sharknado kills the clover monster.
6 жыл бұрын
This isn't a multiverse. It's a shared universe
@doggoboii6 жыл бұрын
Ignacio Cañas my guy.. there’s multiple universes in this film, and in most other franchises. shared universes are less common
6 жыл бұрын
dogboy yeah, well in this case yeah, but shared universes are more common: marvel and dc comics, the monsters from Universal, the Giant Monsters like Godzilla and Kong, etc.
@RhysClark976 жыл бұрын
the plot of this film is literally them getting sent to a second universe....two universes exist...AT LEAST...two...multiple...multi...multiverse
@Lt_Voss4 жыл бұрын
*Cannister of noncombustible CO2 flies off the wall* *Explodes* Wut
@africanchick233 жыл бұрын
the room was full of H2O so one spark and it exploded
@davedavidson88922 жыл бұрын
@@africanchick23do you mean O2 or H2?
@africanchick232 жыл бұрын
@@davedavidson8892 lol. I said water, didn't I? Yeah I don't know my gasses. Yeah whichever one is right, that's what I meant
@mw96885 жыл бұрын
The monster at the end was a MASSIVE middle finger.
@emio23185 жыл бұрын
The guy from bridesmaid is also from the IT crowd
@kennethfender35186 жыл бұрын
"just because this shit is going to Netflix doesn't mean you don't have to proofread the script" Fucking yes! I saw this the day after it came out and then I texted my friend who had also seen it and this is exactly what we said!
@darkroninmarvel6 жыл бұрын
what's next for the cloververse? a kung fu movie or a ww2 film with zombie naz...oooooh wait
@timothymclean6 жыл бұрын
A kung fu movie with Nazi zombies would be interesting. It would probably be either really neat or hilariously bad.
@darkroninmarvel6 жыл бұрын
well cloverfield 4 overlord is a WW2 with nazi zombies
@Death_Korps_Officer6 жыл бұрын
Gabriel .Strange for a truly ww2 movie with nazi zombies watch Nazi of the Center of the Earth. One the best movies ever made. "Look sir! That ship has a svastika! I think is evil!"
@warbossgegguz6796 жыл бұрын
I personally want another movie with the Clover monster, only instead of being shaky-cam horror it's like a Godzilla movie. Somewhere between awful 2014 Godzilla and Traditional Cheesy Godzilla. That would at least be more entertaining than any of the previous films in the "series". The tone is already so inconsistent that I don't think anybody would mind.
@diegodankquixote-wry32426 жыл бұрын
I think the next movie in the franchise will start as a Google slides presentations school assignment on the history of shoehorns
@danguillou7132 жыл бұрын
About printing guns. It’s really hard, because those printers don’t really create high strength materials like you need for the barrel and the chamber where the ammo is supposed to sit while it explodes and sends the bullet forward. But even if the spaceship printer is some Tony Stark level super gizmo that prints high performance metal alloys, it won’t work. Because 3-D printers can’t print explosives into beeing. They can’t make ammo.
@LosZavion6 жыл бұрын
That Dr Doom intro. Nice choice
@analyzeeverything61216 жыл бұрын
You pretty much spoke perfectly about my thoughts about this movie. This channel is seriously becoming one of my favorites.
@Tony-eg3gi6 жыл бұрын
"Im gonna call her Chewbacca" .... LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
@PongoXBongo5 жыл бұрын
Tzubaka
@jamesmallone5 жыл бұрын
I think it's very telling that they got Zhang Ziyi to be in the movie, and (I'm assuming?) had to write around the fact that she wasn't going to speak English in the flick.
@dewchamp57165 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmallone One answer: Chinese market.
@jamesmallone5 жыл бұрын
@@dewchamp5716 Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
@timmm16682 жыл бұрын
“If you liked this video you can give me a thumb if you want to” Me: **quickly starts detaching thumb**
@MauricioBorbon6 жыл бұрын
The vocal fry is strong with this one.
@eli889586 жыл бұрын
Why didn't they just make 20 Cloverfield Street?
@warbossgegguz6796 жыл бұрын
Lamp New From Director J.J. Abrams: 21 Cloverfield Street: two cops go undercover in a high school, trying to blend in with the students, all while looking for an alien monster hidden within the school.
@Selestrielle6 жыл бұрын
Secular Ascetic The monster alien is voiced by Channing Tatum.
@chuckp15065 жыл бұрын
Your rants are the best dude, thanks for making work interesting!
@606danco5 жыл бұрын
When i heard that wall noise i thought oh yeah weird monster shit is about to happen
@AJ-pi6rv3 жыл бұрын
9:00 u men the guy from the IT crowd
@premiumpickaxe34716 жыл бұрын
Glitched in the wall like sonic 06
@diegodankquixote-wry32426 жыл бұрын
PREMIUM PICKAXE she probably misaligned her pu's
@hannabelphaege37746 жыл бұрын
You know, I was fine and good with "Cloverfield" being a loosely connected horror/scifi anthology series. Once again Abrams' obsession with twists and reveals has made a story that makes little to no internal sense and exists only to tie unrelated stories together. I'm not claiming he isn't a fine Director/Producer, but he is the worst possible fit for this kind of series. He cannot deal with a franchise that doesn't have or doesn't need all the answers revealed.
@tlou2sprettygood5476 жыл бұрын
Harvey Chesterfield where was the "twists" hes supposedly obsessed with though? the meenah thing? but didnt marcus point put that she was acting suspicious? so how much of a contrived twist is that?
@TVJUNK856 жыл бұрын
I think his biggest problem is being TOO obsessed with open ended questions Everything he makes has either little to no universe establisment in exposition (ala, Force Awakens) or ends with a bunch of unanswered questions. And not the good kind of unanswered questions either; the kind that are legitimate questions that should have been answered in the film.
@corwincori8616 жыл бұрын
Well he is Jar Jar Abrams after all.
@yassasloan73086 жыл бұрын
reggie wolfpac can you say that again - in english?
@user-vn7ce5ig1z5 жыл бұрын
And yet they keep giving Abrams work. 😒 He already ruined Star Trek and Star Wars, and they're giving him Half-Life and Portal. 🤦
@castratiikr0n Жыл бұрын
"don't trust Baron Zemo" nah, after watching them fire ass dance moves I definitely can
@SpiceAndSauce9 ай бұрын
I like this movie, I like any half baked sci fi idea movies. But I also understand why people say it sucks.
@cleverpsyche1155 жыл бұрын
Thankfully, Overlord was removed from the Cloververse, and it kicks ass!
@niallreid76644 жыл бұрын
Jeez that film got sort of forgotten didn't it? Nobody talks about it anymore. A shame.
@Jacox984 жыл бұрын
It was never in the cloververse
@flashdelirium24 жыл бұрын
But think of what the title could have been if it stayed: CLOVERLORD
@nopatiencejoe63764 жыл бұрын
@@Jacox98 Neither Paradox and Lane was... But we all know how the story goes.
@heezythecasual3 жыл бұрын
@@flashdelirium2 it was originally planned to be in the cloververse but then it was made into its own thing when paradox failed and 10 and the original were already had mix reviews so they didnt want overlord to fail before it was out
@legacy_the_archer6 жыл бұрын
you know whats a better prequel to clover feild than this. " Life " the alien even kinda looked like the creature
@tritone22766 жыл бұрын
Tim West yeah a bunch of folks have been saying this is just a less cohesive "Life"
@masterzombie1613 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe that Roy from the IT Crowd was in this movie.
@poeticserenade2 жыл бұрын
The "Kansas" scene was literally in there because the guy who says it is a British comedian/actor and they have to make sure comedians get to be funny in a movie they are in. Also the irony in a Brit comedian correcting a Norwegian actor on American geography/pop culture references.
@vikmons61046 жыл бұрын
I laughed quite a few times in this but never so more than when you said "She left the oven on or something and they blew up"
@ScottieSobel6 жыл бұрын
I love how Marcus keeps referring to Wall Lady as "Brienne of Tarth" or "Captain Phasma" when Wall Lady isn't played by Gwendoline Christie. I feel like Marcus knows this but continues to do it anyway and it makes me giggle.
@El_oh71996 жыл бұрын
Scottie Sobel they are both super tall, so.....
@tlou2sprettygood5476 жыл бұрын
they look kinda similar yeah
@demonxphil6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for talking about how the lady in the wall did not make since
@demonxphil6 жыл бұрын
How did see know the guy was in the door
@nicknagy53592 жыл бұрын
This reminds me so much of underwater and I now I need you to review that movie!!
@TheHero1366 жыл бұрын
This movie tried so hard to be Alien........and failed miserably!
@lv-wj6ex6 жыл бұрын
TheHero136 that wasn't the idea for the movie
@the_ninja_piggy70206 жыл бұрын
Because Alien is great
@shannontrf6 жыл бұрын
I think it took some inspiration for the design of the movie but thats where the similarity ends, the nods to alien were one of the few good bits
@jessesaysthebword55136 жыл бұрын
TheHero136 it's a thriller that happens in space but thats really the only similarity between the two movies, they kind of have two completely different tones or moods.
@nightmarefreddykrueger1216 жыл бұрын
Expect there WAS NO FUCKING ALIEN
@GuardianOfMoon5 жыл бұрын
Ive been stressed at my work, just that time of the year, and I've been listening to your reviews over and over again. Just wanted to share that your voice and wit is really helpful while I work through my heavy workload. I've listened to this one, Junkrat, Bright, and Harry Potter ones the most.
@ujustgotdunkedon45236 жыл бұрын
Imaginary friend, being locked up and door just opening, the Shinning. Except it goes over things and explains them.
@davidinmossy5 жыл бұрын
Not actually seen the first one but have seen the other two think I'll watch it tonight.
@GZeta7896 жыл бұрын
Oh come on, "the guy from Bridesmaids"? He's the guy from The IT Crowd!
@aceambling76856 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Zeta seriously
@jamesharrison6586 жыл бұрын
I don't know why he didn't suggest just turning it off and then on again.
@aceambling76856 жыл бұрын
james harrison lol
@gyromurphy5 жыл бұрын
The guy from Thor 2
@adamskibilngling63505 жыл бұрын
plus cosmo looks like moss from the it crowd
@jonathann21166 жыл бұрын
I have one more complaint with the movie. So she goes down to shuttle to her earth with all the plans, but then she decides to kill everyone instead and just steal the ship. But she didn't need to do that...she already had the plans and the research
@stephengrant48416 жыл бұрын
Jonanator she explains this i think, saying they couldnt afford to create another particle accelerator.
@tlou2sprettygood5476 жыл бұрын
yeah or that they might not have enough time to build a new one before the world basically ended
@jackashmore5 жыл бұрын
The fact overlord didn't have cloverfield title attached to it was the main reason I didn't go and see it
@bloodrunsclear5 жыл бұрын
This literally made more sense in Event Horizon when the answer was 'Hell is a dimension inside a black hole'
@Lucknitro6 жыл бұрын
I love the clover man he’s great
@palikaloz6 жыл бұрын
"The guy from Bridesmaids" You surely meant the IT Crowd...
@jagripino5 жыл бұрын
Dude. I simply love your videos. You rock man!
@southofheck5 жыл бұрын
That spaceship with billions of little moving parts and miles or wiring and cables that all interconnect and still runs perfectly fine after getting depressurized and blown up multiple times, but my bicycle hits a curb a bit to hard and the entire thing is ruined.
@Crimson_Tango6 жыл бұрын
11:54 They say they decide not to go to that earth because it's not their Earth, everything had already fallen apart there, and if they didn't get back home their Earth will suffer the same fate. But yea this movie sucked.
@Mathee6 жыл бұрын
The way cosmic horror generally works is that you give just enough details for the audience to come to their own conclusions without giving a definite answer, knowing that whatever the audience imagines will be more horrifying than anything you could put on the screen. You can't just throw everything at the screen and say that it's supposed to make sense
@williamhanekom98823 жыл бұрын
Honestly the idea of a spaceship crossing dimensions and crashing with another sounds like an fun idea for a sci fi horror film, it just sucks that they never took advantage of that and resorted to weird ass worms and severed arms with no substance or reasoning behind the fact it needs to be a cloverfield movie. They really should have focused on the relationships of the characters and how they clashed with the interdimensional astronauts, maybe they have different cultural attitudes, different alien biology, just something that would make for an interesting conflict.
@KhalilSiddeeq6 жыл бұрын
Just noticed the Bobby Caldwell in the outro my guy
@user-vn7ce5ig1z5 жыл бұрын
Actually, the end of _10 Cloverfield Lane_ had nothing to do with _Cloverfield_ , it was aliens, but not Cloverfield aliens. The only connections it had to _Cloverfield_ were in a makeshift website; there was _nothing_ in the actual movie. _Paradox_ had a few handful of scenes that were connected, but they were added in post and it's obvious because none of the actors are in them; the scene where Donal's character talks about it only has a generic arm in it, not the actors. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Chewbacca. _Bridesmaids_ ? Pfft. 🙄 Chris O'Dowd was in _Moone Boy_ !
@gyromurphy5 жыл бұрын
The guy from Thor 2
@lolnothxyt5 жыл бұрын
Why isn't it Cloverfield aliens? Is there a book, or something? They mentioned all kinds of monsters could have been released from that dimension, so why are you so certain they were not from Cloverfield?
@djosearth36185 жыл бұрын
I think you prolly meaned that movie about English pirate radio station on a ship, or did that movie have Moss, the other side-hair IT Crewed dude..
@MarcAlcatraz6 жыл бұрын
thank you for talking in depth of why the "intro" car scene was so bad, i've watched a handful of reviews and no one has brought this up! Most likely because there are so many other problems that cement themselves into the reviewers' mind.
@goldilocksguy51706 жыл бұрын
I barely notice this movie was out
@MachoMan_Vert Жыл бұрын
Did you ever notice that almost every Netflix movie has the same look and feel to them? Like the same film graininess and the same blue-ish green-ish colour palate with contrasting colours.
@k01dsv5 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize that it was part of a series... And I've even watched 21 cloverfield lane ^.^
@roccociccone5975 жыл бұрын
It's roy from the IT crowd... That's the thing I thought every time I saw the Irish dude XD
@Spiderpope6 жыл бұрын
The film works better as a dark continuation of The IT Crowd than it does as Cloverfield. Roy had one hell of a few weeks on that station and the solution was literally "have you tried turning it off and on again".
@MickeyMH16 жыл бұрын
The scene where Chinese woman got frozen in space hurts my brain so much