Counter/Intelligence The Movie (2nd Year Finale)

[@jayhasthebigdumb7240]

I went on a Door Monster binge session today and just realized something. Joey approaches a Kyle in an alternate timeline named "Jay Harper". Apparently, that video didn't happen yet. Yet here we are, two years later, and the Kickstarter for Skyvault has been posted. In the description of the Kickstarter, it states the protagonist's name is "Jay Harper". That future video in this video is Skyvault!

[@acebalistic1358]

YES thank you for solving the mystery detective

[@sarthakdixit4834]

no shit sherlock

[@aionicthunder]

So I’m assuming there’s been a timeline alteration and/or this isn’t a deterministic future, as Kyle wasn’t Jay Harper

[@joltz..2042]

But... Kyle isn't playing Jay Harper.. which basically breaks that entire segment..

[@jayhasthebigdumb7240]

@@joltz..2042 this comment was made before new Jay Harper was announced. We live in an alternate Jay Harper timeline

[@PsychicRadroach]

Kyle eternally looks like he's fifteen years old.

[@jrt99b]

PsychicRadroach Well, there was that one sketch where he killed immortal Jeff and took his power. Maybe it was semi-autobiographical?

[@yulasharm4723]

how old is he?

[@PsychicRadroach]

He's fifteen. Duh.

[@yulasharm4723]

PsychicRadroach I meant his real age now. duh

[@KingCopasGaming]

hes like 21 or something

[@SquireComedy]

This was fun to be a part of. Another one for the CV.

[@swampcantor6722]

Now go make more hilarious videos, you scoundrel!

[@racerx660]

All Hail the (New, Virtual) Squiredonian Empire. At last the master plan to rule KZbin takes a step forward, you just need a source of Dilithium crystals then the power will be yours......

[@LeiteArts10]

Squire make sure to get in more videos my tea drinking mate

[@MChannel80]

LeiteArts10 Squire was the last one I exspected to be here.

[@LeiteArts10]

a CIV 6 squiedonian easteregg would be brilliant

[@stewy497]

Ban crabs is still funny.

[@charlesajones77]

Oh, "ban crabs". I couldn't tell what he said at first.

[@johnlienhart2717]

I thought he said bang crabs, then he referenced world congress, and I was spared from too much horrifying imagery

[@Th3D3vilishBoy]

I thought he said bank grabs, which was a lot more confusing

[@isaiahf-d846]

@@Th3D3vilishBoy that is also what I thought at first then I heard your the one that said that

[@awildfilingcabinet6239]

Ban crabs is still funny

[@JonesCrimson]

Don't worry, rebuilding will be easy! You just need more doors, is all.

[@williamsledge3151]

Doors without any LADDERS OVER THEM!!!!!

[@cjayhay]

"I'm just delivering a package." I now choose to believe this is how Jefferey actually joined your group. Also, 512,712 subscribers? Getting a little optimistic, aren't we? :-p Nah, I'm sure you'll get there sooner or later. Either that or you'll implode the space-time continuum trying. Gonna be a fun ride either way!

[@DoorMonster]

+Christopher Hayward It was really just to give ourselves a large buffer before having to release some of those future videos.

[@cjayhay]

Ah; now *that's* thinking ahead. Of course, if you do get close to 512,000 and haven't made them all yet, you can always fire up the time machine and retroactively already have made them in the past. Probably. I assume that's how it works.

[@moonjunk9054]

+Door Monster so we have to wait till 500,000 subsnfor Self fulfilling idiodicy 3?

[@Dankdemon-r5y]

self fulfilling idiodicy 4 came out a year ago soo what's up whit that

[@NewPaulActs17]

they hit 100k in late may, 2017, so...

[@lforlight]

Okay, several points of order: 1. "Kyle does all the work" should be the description in the site. 2. Jefferey's package tours and sunglasses wearing motion is perfect. 3. Two sets of hands on the same keyboard was truly absent from the hackers video, and I'm glad you could squeeze it here. 4. I want to watch all of these future videos, give or take civilization. Self Fulfilling Idiocy 3 with a TARDIS should be interesting. 5. Pretty good and funny video. 6. DIY AI (featuring Squire) was the second video where I saw DoodleConn, and it was the first and only one to mention the beast's name. 7. 512. Quite impressive that Self Fulfilling Idiocy 4 was released a year ago. It didn't feel like a long time. Here's to HALF A MILLION subscribers. Cheers.

[@jaimeparker2161]

512 is the austin area code (but you knew that)

[@diamondpotatogaming5065]

Hey l they had that number for a gap so they could make the vids shown in this vid

[@elldeebee1465]

You guys do realise that now that you have shown that those videos will exist in the future, you are gonna have to make them, right?

[@DoorMonster]

+Lucas Davis-BUTTERS That's why we gave ourselves a 460,000 subscriber buffer ;)

[@TheDeuced1]

Smart thinking, but I'll remember. I always do.

[@mike140298]

With your current rate of earning subscribers that's not that far of so you better start making them ;)

[@Inglonias]

Yeah, didn't you say you were going to hit 100K in a few months? Usually these milestones come at a pretty rapid rate.

[@brandtconor1]

Door Monster once you hit that buffer, its all over unless u have every single one of those videos uploaded

[@Sasquench]

Another great finale! Bringing Squire back was perfect

[@logyxgp3301]

it is genuinely heartbreaking to rewatch this incredible video of this incredibly talented comedy group just to get to the part where they make a joke about having reached the more then deserved number of 512k subscribers in the future and that being the only one of all the future jokes that hasn't happened yet more than 5 years later

[@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist]

Skyvault reference confirmed, 3:38! I see you there, Jay Harper ;) Man, this is like one of those moments in Doctor Who when you go back and notice, for example, the Moment is mentioned in the End of Time and you just realize... wow, they _have_ been planning this for a while.

[@slashplane]

If only Sky Vault References this, like some alternate universe, that would be a neat easter egg.

[@Syrange13]

Amazing work guys, well written, well produced and well acted. Kyle is really good at the "hold the gun with both arms completely straight downward walk", which is definitely a thing that he did in this video. The montage of the old videos was extremely well done, great throwback to last year's finale. Also, JP's music holds up really well, good on you, JP. Squire finally reached his full potential as an AI supervillain, his voice acting is on point. Ian is still very good at playing Ian, and the twist ending is also great and kind of unexpected. Jeffrey is the best and only 20-something child actor I've ever seen. Joey is also really good, pretty much flawless acting. Looking forward to seeing him in future videos. Ethan is... there. And adorable as always. #TeamEthan Referencing the name change at the end is the perfect way to end this video, and this "season" of WhiteLightningHQ/Door Monster. I also love the way you tie things together with flashbacks to older videos and stuff, it really made it feel like the season finale of a show I'm invested in. Congratulations to y'all for your second year of weekly videos! Kyle, you are amazing, I know how much you put into this channel, and I can only imagine how much it takes out of you. Here's to the third year, and hoping you keep growing as content creators and people! I know I'll be right here to watch it. PS. I don't expect you to read this whole essay in the next community comments, but if you ended up mentioning me at all, it would really make me feel warm and fuzzy inside :)

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks so much for all the kind words! It makes it all worth it to know people are enjoying the final products so much. We still really enjoy the process, and we only plan to do more. We're super excited for the next year as well :)

[@applesmith9137]

You guys are amazing. You managed to create your own video multiverse that never stops being interesting.

[@stewy497]

So the White Lightning Agents are like the Men in Black for internet videos?

[@SSGTstealth]

If you need new technology we could provide some, if you give us someone to assimilate

[@snatcher2592]

I accept if I can keep control over my thoughts and actions, Take my intelligence and let these men have the tech

[@jetstreamjackie3437]

Oh my god, this whole finale makes so much more sense in context

[@WurstWasser617]

So... Civ VI Video next?

[@duckdictator6531]

Door Monster 3

[@Mojken_yakionigiri]

My god this video is amazing! The meta makes it all. "Wait that really happened?" lol Great job guys (Kyle)!

[@Taraxen]

Who knew that taking a break from work at 6am could be so satisfying :P You guys do meta sketches so dang well, I love all of 'em. Keep up the fantastic work Door Monster!

[@anthonyhingston516]

Good to see Joey using hacking skills he learned from the Hacker Fight video. Continuation for the WIN!!! Great video as always :)

[@zachrixon1157]

I adore these "meta" style videos.

[@gekkenhuisje]

The whole Jay Harper thing makes so much sense now.

[@zobblewobble1770]

Wow, I'm a fairly new subscriber but I had no idea you guys knew Squire. I nearly spit out my invisible drink when I heard his voice as the AI. Well, time to add this to my "All KZbin Channels Know Each Other and Are Secretly Collaborating to Take Over the World" evidence locker.

[@ThatSkiFreak]

you know i kind of miss the old secret agents theme the channel had and these finale videos

[@St0rmcrash]

Now we need a video where we find out that the Intersnect in Johns head is corrupted from the evil AI, leading to Total Recall style flashes and unstable megalomaniac behavior

[@GeniuneMafiosoHeavy]

Amazing work! I look forward to all these soon-to-be classic future vids, as well as more "Ban Crabs".

[@Chezzit-rp6fi]

Great video! I loved the setup, much have taken alot of work and planning. Also joey seems like a good actor and a great addition!

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks! It was a lot of work, and a lot of fun :)

[@redstar7017]

I'm so glad I found this channel! And Squire! You sure get around don't you?

[@redstar7017]

Ben Thomas You're damn right old boy!

[@Bent773]

Just subbed to Squire. Only just now realized that was huim.

[@TWoods404]

It twas but a skip across the pond to find the great Squidonian Empire!

[@General12th]

Almost 40K subscribers! And you guys deserve each and every one of them and more!

[@clement.8742]

OMG i'm so happy for you guys. 20k a couple days ago and already less than a 100 away from 40k. you're finally gettin the recognition you deserve and its delightful. keep the great work up and remember how great you are. btw, was visiting Austin this weekend, looked for you guys the whole time XD

[@DoorMonster]

Aw, that's too bad, we were mostly in San Antonio this past weekend XD Thanks for the kind words! We're really excited about the channel growth.

[@gloryioustyrone6428]

"Wait that really happened?" - what I asked myself too after coming back from a holiday away from home (exam time at school)

[@kostakatsoulis2922]

This is completely accurate right down to the state of the package Jeffery was delivering

[@anonimouse5533]

GASP! Jay Harper is the protagonist of Skyvault!!!!!!!

[@BurntL]

Yet again, unquestionable top quality stuff! I love how you keep finding ways to integrate your content together and the Fable III Experience punchline made me laugh way louder than is to be considered normal. Here's to another year of WLHQ/Door Monster! P.S. love the new end-card animation.

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks so much! Glad you're still enjoying everything :)

[@Lonlyboysh]

Grats on 2 years mates!

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you!

[@CaptainCorneliusArgo]

Very nice, as always you never fail to entertain. Also this video was put out on my birthday, so it was like an unintentional birthday present from you to me, thank you very much :D

[@CaptainCorneliusArgo]

Thank You! :)

[@raynmanshorts9275]

It's been 4 years and still not at 512k subscribers. This makes me sad. Should've been long past that by now.

[@Window_Hero]

I see KZbin's notification system is working normally, and I need to check for videos and live-streams manually as always.

[@kylesicotte2687]

I don't think I actually stopped laughing through the entire video. I may have just ran out of air at some point and now I'm dead. On the bright side, if you guys are still around this must be heaven. Great video and sooooo hyped for 512,712! keep up the great videos

[@kingdomknightzz]

Great video, haven't seen it, but still great video!

[@thistlrj09]

Bloody hell, you guys have gained almost 10 thousand subs since I subscribed, not seen a small channel I subbed to grow like this since I subbed to nerdcubed back in the day

[@DoorMonster]

It's been crazy! We can't believe it's growing so fast.

[@zapdragon23]

I'm amazed at how much of this has come true.

[@charlesdewitt8087]

Not sure what to say other than it was really good. (And I want that Rodriguez video)

[@trainerjosiah1774]

This was awesome; I'm looking forward to the 3rd year finale even though I just found the channel a few days ago!

[@casteri]

I suppose we ban crabs.

[@casteri]

propose

[@casteri]

not suppose

[@williamsledge3151]

Why

[@jameshill2931]

Another great video! I binge watched all your videos in the past few days and cant wait for the future ones! (especially civ 6!)

[@sinaedjk9765]

approve. thanks for making me feel better about how I sound weird when I strongly insist to my friends that they must watch this channel chronologically.

[@mxsdrago]

HOOOOLY SHIT, JAY HARPER IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF SKYVAULT

[@HopeinSpades]

Another wonderful video! You guys always fail to disappoint. :D

[@wolfundersurface]

The continuity, oh the continuity, well done.

[@Nagytika]

I loved this spy themed talk show, especially the last three episode before the final... its a pity that it has to be over...

[@antred11]

Hah, I knew that voice was Squire! Recognized it immediately!

[@bradleypark9508]

512,712? Cuttin' yourselves a bit short there. You'll have, at least, 4,506,381.56 by then, if my calculations are correct.

[@ga9ga3xy28]

Jay Harper Kyle is low-key adorable

[@jonahbrown4408]

"Now I will leave at the mercy of my artificial intelligence"

[@Window_Hero]

I hope we never move past this state of flux where you are both White Lightning HQ and Door Monster at the same time, I hope it never ends, and you just have a confusing name thing forever.

[@davehoffman4659]

OH MY GOD SKYVAULT! YOU PLANNED THIS FOR A WHILE!

[@bixer2532]

Great video guys!

[@ZondaJ]

Another great finale, love your work! When's this year's Door Monster coming out?

[@AnzeigenameHere]

ZondaJ probably tomorrow.

[@DoorMonster]

+Robert Zentgraf Tomorrow, yeah. We'll be shooting it tonight.

[@arielshligman2146]

3:50 omg they teased skyvult realy early

[@caltheuntitled8021]

Always funny when you get an IKEA add on a Door Monster video

[@Southern_Crusader]

I still haven’t seen that spy show... really need to do that.

[@pyrosauria7444]

The latest videos on this channel seem to follow continuity of previous videos, does this mean it's all leading up to some grand video?

[@EternalAzhrei]

I CAN'T believe I just got a commercial for an Ikea bathroom on a Door Monster video. REALLY!? The ads have become SELF AWARE!? Holy crap!

[@SMOKINGUN-uj8br]

Wait a minute...squire is the computer...MY GOD

[@Uncuepa]

The same day I tweet you about Self-fulfilling Idiocy 3 its shown to be a future video, who snuck who here?

[@ThatGuy53297]

So was 4:10 going to be skyvault?

[@charlesajones77]

Less than 500 subs to get to 40K now. Congratulations.

[@yennoz]

OOOOH CIV VI, love to see more of that :D!

[@sananaryon4061]

Hey, Self Fulfilling Prophecy 3 did include the Tardis

[@shirt9862]

self fulfilling idiocy*

[@viola_case]

Only 99k left to go

[@zperk13]

oh hello lol

[@dylanwillmon5672]

I love that jeffs sunglasses had a sun glare that made it look like it partially didnt exist.

[@ElvenShot]

I thought I commented on this before, but it seems to not have gone through, so: 1: YAY! Extortion Hobo returned briefly! To my delight and Jeffreys anguish! 2: Here's to another great year! 3: I forgot what my other point was, but I know there was something else.

[@MoxStash]

Love this. Been here for years so I get what's going on ;)

[@jackcash3362]

I'm betting that they hit 40,000 subscribers by November 2!

[@DoorMonster]

Wow, that was scarily accurate...

[@jackcash3362]

Of course. I have been given the gift of prophecy by the Great Glorious God of the Boatmormons. All praise his mighty name!

[@NewPaulActs17]

100k in may, 2017 PREDICTION: 200,000 by November 2nd, 2017.

[@Chezzit-rp6fi]

Jefferey lookin good :)

[@Trotom7]

Brilliant ending! :D

[@samthestache8]

Jay Harper! A Skyvault preview!

[@horserage]

Wow that Ottoman historian really climbs the rank in the job market after the 508th war between the Ottomans and the mountain people.

[@baronvonbork2856]

Warching these videos in the future is very funny

[@baronultrapoor1651]

I'm so glad I watched all your videos before this, I would have been so confused...

[@plaidchickens3271]

Wow I havn't watched the video yet but I'm gonna be like everyone else in your videos and say it was suprisingly good

[@sozius0]

It's sad that 4 years later they still don't have the 500k yet, they should, but unfortunately, they don't.

[@christopherburgess2029]

No way I knew that was squire what a pleasant suprise

[@TheBigBadForumTroll]

What a wild ride.

[@TheBigBadForumTroll]

Excelent edit btw, especally the part when the agents where going trough the old videos.

[@generalmars3855]

Oh, you guys got the Time Machine/Video Dimension Thing working again? If not... I need to borrow a sledgehammer. Now.

[@isaiah3613]

0:18 Agent Conn aka Conman: "how was I supposed to know you can't hide explosives inside a crate of lighters!"

[@isaiah3613]

They didn't say that I just thought this would be funny

[@Captain-Jinn]

Hold the phone is Joey doing Russel Crowe's character from The Nice Guys? *squees internally*

[@ericstricker845]

We still don't have self fulfilling idiocy 3...

[@AngelStickman]

That’s right, Joey has seen movies. He knows how to hack.

[@asterax101]

40K subs hype!

[@ALLxISxGONE]

You missed the opportunity to randomly have a third set of hands come in and type on the laptop

[@libertines24]

Not as epic as last year but still real good. Big fan of this channel you all will hit that 500K soon.

[@felafnirelek8987]

Happy Halloween!

[@hopefulhyena3400]

Oh so this is where the name switched. I’m new here.

[@mooskkosvlok]

Nice finale! though the fable experience was the reason i started watching :P

[@tristanmulcahy3750]

Haha amazing job guys keep up the good work!

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you!

[@oriontherealironman]

1:37 that's my monitor! Nobody has those things XD

[@traxathon4464]

A FABLE lll EXPERIENCE! PLEASE DO IT!

[@williamsledge3151]

Johnathon Fake Name let's all hope so

[@kiwwat4139]

the Skyvault reference