You gotta warn me if you're gonna be really funny that early in the podcast. I use this show to get ready in the morning and I almost spit out my tequila.
@The1neo346 күн бұрын
tequila!?
@swedishZ0mBi35 күн бұрын
ah yes...the morning tequila before driving to work 🍸
@mokajones745 күн бұрын
Warning: this is a good episode 😂
@katiejames48904 күн бұрын
I work with kids. I need to start adding some tequila into my morning routine
@scubastevewa85806 күн бұрын
Every time I see a new cox n crendor I smile. Love these guys.
@mrrobertman5 күн бұрын
Timestamps Start: 0:44 Traffic: 38:22 New Years chat: 38:50 Weather: 57:02 (Geraldton, Western Australia, Australia) Sports: 1:02:58 Fact of the day: 1:06:05 Dear illustrious sirs: 1:07:51 Big news story: 1:11:55
@gruvslusken4 күн бұрын
Weather Request: Røros/Roros, Norway, it is an old copper mining town from the 17th century that is on the UNESCO world heritage list. It is known for its well-preserved wooden buildings, cold weather and cozy winter markets. It is also close to the Hessdalen UFO phenomenon.
@TheDoctor42216 күн бұрын
"You're the gaslight!" lol
@Atratzu3 күн бұрын
44:04 "It's me, Billy Cart Salmon!" hahaha!!
@mokajones745 күн бұрын
Yall forgot an important part of the fashion conversation: there are cultures, even within America that **does** have expectations to how they dress in public, and that contrast was Jesse's main point
@Lukesmith1994 күн бұрын
Weather request for Huddersfield UK please, also does Wappie have a British accent setting?? Anyway keep up the Jolly good work chaps 😃
@littleking78212 күн бұрын
I’m sure you guys have done this before, but I have a weather request for Boise Idaho. Not only did I spend my formative years there, it’s a beautiful place to visit. Crendor made fun of tacos from Idaho, and I took offense (not really, just playfully), so I thought you could have a look around and see how wrong you are (again, all in good fun). I recommend it not just for the foodie scene in downtown Boise, of which you can find many hip and trendy places, but there’s also plenty of wine to be had in SW Idaho as well. Thank you guys for the great show!
@koothak5 күн бұрын
Dear Illustrious Sirs, With tears in my eyes, I beseech you... With 2025 officially giving us Gen Beta. What would you name future generations if you could each name the next 4 generations?
@reddburg2 сағат бұрын
One game Crendor could play to understand computers is Human Resource Machine
@Yesat-Erday6 күн бұрын
Weather Request: Monthey Switzerland, where I grew up. It is the entry to the Alps in many way, nested in between big mountains. You've done a of small towns in the US, but I wonder what you'd think of our scale of small towns, being just shy of 20k people. Also some really good food places, do check the Crochetan. Bonus fun fact, near it is the only drive through KFC of Switzerland.
@Sinalve16 күн бұрын
Reminds me of Baba is You. You have to manipulate blocks that alters logic that applies to you, the world, and win conditions.
@varren6084 күн бұрын
Crendor I feel you on the worldbuilding shit my guy. Me making an entire super computer into a godlike planet is a struggle for how things work. I feel like I need to read several General Electric manuals
@lawfulgrey3 күн бұрын
Weather request for Caraquet in New-Brunswick.,Canada. . We Have the Acadian Festival (Tintamare) on august 15th where we make a lot of noise during the parade to signify that we are still here.
@makingadjustments6 күн бұрын
Once again i firmly agree with Condor
@buoyantturtle4 күн бұрын
Almost this entire episode could be animated
@GideonGleeful955 күн бұрын
Weather request: M'banza-Kongo, Angola. Forner capital of the Kimgdom of Kongo which gave its name to the river Congo and both the Republic of Congo and Democratic Republic of Congo. However, as you can see, it is not loccated in either of those countries.
@tymmezinni6 күн бұрын
Weather request for Gogogogo, Madagascar, because I'm impatient. DO IT NOW.
@Captnbrock6 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@thedailylifeofthings6 күн бұрын
I genuinely thought Crendor was going decide between Davy Jones, Michael, Micky, and Peter as to which Monkee he wanted to gift Jesse...
@mrrobertman5 күн бұрын
Weather request for the capital of British Columbia: Victoria! Victoria is located on Vancouver island, which is NOT where the city of Vancouver is and the island had the name before the city (both are named after the same British Naval Captain George Vancouver, and so is the American city). We have some pretty cool parliament buildings, and the nature outside the city is beautiful. There is also Hatley Castle (not in the city but in the metro area) which was used as the X-Mansion in the X-Men films.
@alittlebirdi5 күн бұрын
2:00 Jesse starting his Ozymandius arc.
@Waniou1375 күн бұрын
Weather request for Invercargill, New Zealand. We don't have much going for us except for Tuatara, which are basically a sloth if it was slower and also a reptile, and Keith Richards once described us as "the arsehole of the world" which is kinda accurate.
@MrJonas22555 күн бұрын
I drove through Invercargill once and I can't say I disagree haha
@chrisdemuesy77655 күн бұрын
Dear illustrious sir, with tears in my eyes I ask a question of deep philosophy - you had mentioned in a previous episode about how people treat AI. Do you ever write thank you after a chatbot might give you a response?Do you ever apologize to the Roomba as you might accidentally kick it or crush it underfoot? I just think it’s interesting to see how people treat useful things if there is no real person controlling it and they don't have to say anything of gratitude to receive its usefulness. Love the show, many blessings, I love you gitz
@katm81283 күн бұрын
The coding game you mentioned seems fun!! If you could remember the name I’d love to know
@omegadirective5 күн бұрын
Jesse talking about the Three Laws of Robotics essentially described the "I, Robot" movie. Flawed movie, but in Asimov's short stories he does write that Robots have a programmed duty to protect humans from themselves and that it would eventually lead to Robots running society as benevolent caretakers.
@motherbat83446 күн бұрын
I too like beans.
@HighDeafRadio6 күн бұрын
Cool playlists. I was like "oh shit, its me!"
@RokushikiMastery5 күн бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs, I come to you with tears in my eyes, on my knees with a hypothetical conundrum I need your endless wisdoms in solving. Jesse, Yoshi P comes to you. Crendor, Chris Metzen comes to you. Both with a similar problem. They want you to design the next expansion of Wow and FF respectfully to hook your co-host to the game and get them to come back. How do you design said expansion?
@catmatt7775 күн бұрын
They have brought Geocities back, it's called Neocities
@captaincokecan6 күн бұрын
My 2 favorite court jesters
@Mindofthequill6 күн бұрын
Jesse really out here setting his sights on eggs as his nemesis when he had a burrito with cheese, bacon and hash browns as well which could've easily been too oily for him. I'm sorry Jesse but I'm doubting eggs were the issue with the burrito.
@Captnbrock6 күн бұрын
What I was thinking. He cant do pesto which is cheese related and no one thinks dairy, lactose intolerance.
@RobbleRouser4 күн бұрын
The egg-shits thing seems to be metabolism or something. I remember not eating eggs for awhile and getting all kinds of runs when I ate them. Now I eat them maybe every week and it doesn't bother my intestines anymore, and I can safely make brown without it running.
@LeftPhilip5 күн бұрын
Youve become so introspective in your old age
@systemmik5 күн бұрын
Is this where we start the Joe Rogan era of CnC? They will start asking questions how things work and ask people to explain them how basic stuff works? :D
@yate01286 күн бұрын
The Fashion talk didn't really go into the comfort of them. Which is what i look for in clothes first of all.
@DrAustinSauce6 күн бұрын
I legitimately have a shirt with a picture of a rooster that says "Barnyard Stud" and idk where it came from, but I will never get rid of it because it is just extremely comfortable. Like whoever made this thing went HARD on the craftsmanship for a shirt with a penis joke on it 😂 I just wear it under my jackets and flannels
@junderlandgames11865 күн бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs, I come to you with tears in my eyes and my heart on display, Jesse Cox has been quoted to say, on his critically acclaimed show, geekenders with Dodger, that if geekenders on KZbin reached a consistent 200k views, that Jesse would get a tattoo of Dodgers Mushroom Vtuber Avatar. Dear illustrious sirs I humbly ask you this. If Cox and Crendor reached a similar viewership milestone, as to the one Jesse would want for geekenders, What is the tattoo, of crendor’s design, that Jesse would be required to get? Thank you for your hearing me out, oh great ones! Ps. I would to know similar answers for each of your other podcasts
@joannafullerton48695 күн бұрын
I feel like Gordon Ramsay eggs are just a half formed holidase sauce . Not scrambled eggs.
@acolyte19515 күн бұрын
I'm the same as Crendor. I can accept the fact that a graphics card processes digits or whatever into displayable pixels on the monitor, but how does it do that exactly? What the science behind that? It's wizardry.
@kaydonrubalcaba5 күн бұрын
Weather request: Rubalcaba, Spain It's my home town. Where my last name comes from it's a habitational origin.
@Hebwastaken5 күн бұрын
I’m an English ex-pat in the US and I import my beans because America doesn’t make them the same way
@Hebwastaken5 күн бұрын
15:00 is the game Jesse thinking of called “Baba is you”?
@ForsakenEve886 күн бұрын
Hope you didnt slip on those beans.... :)
@kneau6 күн бұрын
Not all beans.
@Gbusjones6 күн бұрын
Like no. 2 five minutes fresh
@chaosshiva41653 күн бұрын
Skimming through comments and I’m disappointed none is bringing up the Test kitchen drama… Unless what I heard was a lie, but bow tie guy apparently tried to take a lot of recipes and tried to make his own cooking show. I don’t remember the details tho.
@sinswhisper95886 күн бұрын
i like my beans in maple sauce with weiners on buttered bread
@GideonGleeful955 күн бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you do you think monsters with no eyes or those with weird eyes (oversized, strange colour, bulging etc) are creepier?
@Blitzkrieger175 күн бұрын
Today's fact of the day was last week's triforce lews news... Apparently the guy only held his breath that long because it was 100% pure oxygen...
@goldenkingproductions5 күн бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs, i come before you, with tears in my eyes, to ask of you, if you two became full Weeb and developed an Anime, what would the plot be?
@Bill-lt5qf6 күн бұрын
naa, dodger reacting like a mother now is no where near as good as crendors devils advocation.
@velkonemriam19356 күн бұрын
Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes, I beseech thee, please grace us with a Skyrim update
@amusedpolish35106 күн бұрын
I would love to know the weather in F_cking, Austria (censored for obvious reasons)
@DrAustinSauce6 күн бұрын
A little chilly
@amusedpolish35106 күн бұрын
😂😂 I see what you did here
@junderlandgames11865 күн бұрын
We technically have flying cars, they are just called helicopters. Also people crash and die way too often with just regular on the ground cars. I don’t think it would be safe or fun for people to have flying cars.
@ChristmasCrustacean16 күн бұрын
15:30 7 billion humans?
@Emarldknight25 күн бұрын
Ok, Crendor, I can't help you understand computer programming, but I can dumb down AI really easily; everything we call AI is not artificial intelligence because it's just stealing from thousands of writers or artists to make it look like it's AI. See, a real AI would work without Human input, but this so-called AI doesn't. Lastly, there's an easy way to test what I'm saying: write a simple question and give it to an AI chatbot once a day; you will never get the same answer twice (which it should if it was really AI).
@ThatDayDreamer_3 күн бұрын
Dear Illustrious Sirs, With tears in my eyes, I grovel before you, can you do react content together and watch the coxncrendor animated videos please sincerely, a coxncrendor podcast listener from 2013 (I was 19 and in school then, I'm 30 now and still crushing hard on Jesse)
@TheBenSanders5 күн бұрын
Found a dude that reminds me a lot of how Crendor would be if he were older. kzbin.info/www/bejne/on-Xfp2vqK95kNUsi=JB9qHNy-9e4bkqqX
@joemorford7326 күн бұрын
I really don't understand people putting milk in scrambled eggs it's weird to me
@makingadjustments6 күн бұрын
It makes the eggs fluffier
@tymmezinni6 күн бұрын
I definitely prefer my eggs more dense and "dry". Gordon Ramsey's eggs just sound gross.
@Cyber-Cameron6 күн бұрын
I don't like beans :(
@jonasn56 күн бұрын
Oh dear. You're a bad person.
@DrAustinSauce6 күн бұрын
Hey, you gotta be careful saying things like that! The Boston Baked Bean Boy could be listening!