We're NOT Eating Peanuts

[@ethan]

1: im very sorry that my camera decided to focus on the containers and not our faces 2: can we hit 1 billion likes. thank you

[@midnightqueen6531]

Absolutely, let's get this peanut free butter gamers

[@darkerbit]

"CAN WE HIT 1 BILLION LIKES?" *smashes Ethan's entire allergic lifeforce*

[@grace2550]

well lads u heard the man

[@cosmicitee8610]

Sup Heapass

[@ChasityCline]

Me over here very worried.....but you'll not die!! *hides behind a chair* Is everything ok?

[@emillievenus]

"if your channel DIED" "the chance... is high" [sweats nervously in unus annus]

[@literallyjustreilly]

SAME OMG IM WATCHING THESE VIDEOS TO FILL THE V O I D

[@ra_mry3062]

@@literallyjustreilly SAME

[@Maks-dq6yh]

@@literallyjustreilly same

[@favoredexistentialcrisis5881]

18:27 "I will be starting a second channel" *cries in unus annus*

[@gaiamarie254]

SAME

[@rachelelizabeth4921]

The fact that Mark says he has almond butter at his house for when Ethan comes over is so wholesome!

[@mementomori8922]

Imagine if He accidentaly switched the jars tho 😳

[@masondefrisco4191]

I didn't even thinking about that aww

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

Take care of the homies, y'know?

[@Ladybugg4099]

Add a little peanut butter inside that and you got yourself some poison

[@RisingPHNX27]

I WAS THE 1 THOUSANDTH LIKE THAT WAS SO COOL Also yes very wholesome :D

[@rubie4617]

"if I die, then I can sue a company. :D" - Ethan 2019

[@marswithtrees]

I'm glad he's determined to sue a company in the afterlife 😂

[@rubie4617]

@@marswithtrees glad he has his goals set out for himself

[@electra2731]

Rubie makes sense :D

[@weirdo_2814]

The “ :D “ got me

[@chriscoughs5774]

*Famous last words.*

[@argos_lucien]

"If I die, I can sue a company!" Well, no, *YOU* can't Also saying "I'm Mark, peanut butter expert!" with Ethan by his side is almost like saying "I'm Mark, master assassin!"

[@artemisthefoul7597]

your pfp made me cry. FUCK

[@randomuser9201]

That’s what I was thinking 😂 how would he know which one he reacted to?

[@ummjoe]

Mark in 2019: $84 is too much for peanut butter substitutes Mark in 2020: I spent $600 on *flashlights*

[@LoMonke]

Ethan 2019: I spent $600 on sex toys

[@arandomvillager488]

They all said world's strongest he had to test it out

[@zippitybopumdotupbum7740]

@@LoMonke I require answers

[@ilikeaxolotlsc9000]

@@zippitybopumdotupbum7740 unus annus :)

[@Mariah-tq4ut]

Ethan 2020: my therapist made me cry saying I am proud of myself Also Eef: THE MOST PROUD VODEO EVER COOKING WITH SEX TOYS

[@trashhuman3977]

This is literally just an Unus Annus vid without the existential crisis

[@sophieceleste4771]

Are you sure about that? 8:34

[@sarahadesert2103]

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this and an unus annus video

[@sarahadesert2103]

Also. 12:32

[@remisan7214]

lack of existential crisis? ethan is a foot away from a line of butters that can kill him and can have reactions from Just 1/500th of a peanut,

[@magpiem0th]

0:34 he already mentions death

[@nicolebrazina8982]

Just the idea of Ethan randomly texting Mark and saying hey wanna come over and eat some nut butters is hilarious

[@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix]

Imagining Mark's reaction to that text is pretty fun too!

[@peridotasadeadbritishmonar7924]

@@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix I honestly feel like he didn't even bat an eye lmfao.

[@williamfalls]

Ethan: "Hey, pretty boy. Wanna try lick some 🥜? They're not really peanuts. 😘" Mark: "🤔🤔🤔"

[@faithfuluniverse6722]

It would be funnier if he had Justin's Nut Butter... It's an actual thing, thank me later.

[@breverse4801]

2,000th liker. You're welcome.

[@amatanata]

I wanna assume when Ethan Called, marks just like “hey Amy, heading out to Ethan. We’re gonna eat peanut butter together!” Amy - “isn’t he allergic to it?!” Mark - “yeah!….. it’ll be great!”

[@kitzke6502]

The fact that that probably actually happened is really funny 🤣🤣

[@hunter-hero-girl1987]

I can see it so clearly 😂 🤣

[@omgLOOKitsGIR]

Mark, pre unus annus: "I'm a peanut butter expert" Mark, during unus annus: *proceeds to have a existential breakdown after eating spoonfuls of peanut butter*

[@arandomvillager488]

He also threw up because of it

[@wallieolliee]

@@arandomvillager488 wait what-

[@crazytornadoe7039]

@@arandomvillager488 Wait REALLY

[@matchstick33]

@@crazytornadoe7039 yeah and then I believe he jumped in the pool, im pretty sure the video was called [REDACTED] and sorry I couldn't find the link :)

[@strawberrycoolatta]

@@matchstick33 you couldn’t find the link because the video is gone.

[@furiouscash3313]

Nobody: Mark: “Say your channel died...” 2020: Unus Annus

[@ra_mry3062]

I JUST COMMENTED THIS💀💀

[@DJ-do6ju]

At 9:03 I expected to hear : ARE YOU CLOSE

[@sydneyrheanne8352]

Memento Mori ⌛️

[@Infinitynova]

Momento mori

[@daphneramirez2415]

Lmao i noticed that toooo ... im sad now

[@xanax4345]

Ethan: *talking about how Mark could kill him easily* Mark: And take away your EpiPen? Yea I've thought about it

[@d0stoevsky_enjoyer]

O_o

[@skychangames]

I was looking for this comment, I found that joke hilarious but nobody be talking about itttt

[@Tacomaz125]

I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@danivee8572]

OMG i need a timestamp

[@wil-ba8043]

12:32

[@theoneandonlymr.d]

U/A's remains: -This -Markiplier Makes -I bought the world's brightest flashlight (by Markiplier) -Del Monte is dead to me (by Markiplier) -I have a confession to make... (by Markiplier)

[@lex.is.ordinary]

Also Mark “eating” Takis

[@HeartMemory93]

-Safety Gadgets test

[@thehunt-ev8jy]

Marks - unus annus post mortem

[@melteddoritos3990]

Also the videos of mark and Ethan playing Mario kart (I forgot the title)

[@snickerdoodledragon]

Memento Mori (Mork and Eef)

[@lispyboy7597]

"And I took away your EpiPens? Yea, I've thought about it-" Uh, Mark-

[@CutestMaximus]

I read this right after he said that.

[@meganfreelove1551]

I'm concerned

[@unhiddencynic6667]

Lispy Boy yes I was thing the samething like ok Mark

[@jaidynhalling2162]

He said it so fast in response too

[@ApolloStar]

Thats some true friendship tho.

[@wulap6135]

Everybody on KZbin: Minecraft Ethan and Mark: *Peanut Butter substitutes*

[@virgienuss]

Marks desperate attempt to distract himself lol

[@ladyvermillion4661]

Welp that right Jack and Felix

[@wellimabigbisexual]

You're a Minecraft

[@farstreet5505]

Them behind the scenes: NO MINECRAFT what's better? One of them: nuts.

[@weirgonine3298]

They just made an entire video about peanut butter

[@enyapnamme7907]

"when i eat a sunflower," *imagines mark stuffing sunflower petals in his mouth*

[@mark_1076]

Now I can't stop laughing 😂 Edit: I can not believe I wrote stuff instead of stop. I'm such an idiot

[@timtam9758]

I actually laughed

[@kaitlinathanasakis9321]

Petals???

[@enyapnamme7907]

Harriet Markham haa thank you

[@parsaghorbani20]

Like the sound affects video with Matthias and Tyler and wade

[@Egg_Sandwich1]

Crankdad: “Ethan is allergic to peanuts why would I have peanut butter in my house” Crankpa: “Yeah but I want peanut butter”

[@SmallKatas]

This video: *is over a year old* Unus Annus fans after November 14: Yes, perfect content.

[@haleylampley1056]

yes.

[@xoch3rry]

Momento mori 😔

[@keepyoursins]

@@xoch3rry *memento

[@daisy_blues]

I DIDNT EXPECT TO BE *C A L L E D OUT* LIKE THIS TODAY

[@xoch3rry]

@@keepyoursins oh whoops didn't realize I spelt it wrong sorry

[@m8rwa424]

When Unus Annus gets deleted, this’ll be the memorial video

[@beedoesthings8037]

BOONDOX in a box That directly contradicts the purpose and theme of Unus Annus though. The point is that the only thing left will be the memories we made along the way.

[@strangerthingsxit3455]

omg yes

[@bigsaroo5775]

@BOONDOX in a box you are my least favorite kind of person

[@bigsaroo5775]

@BOONDOX in a box WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPS OMG CHILL OUT DUDE 😩😩😩😩😩

[@bigsaroo5775]

@BOONDOX in a box WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE RESPONDING TO KZbin COMMENTS ID YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS OMGHHG SJJEJEJEJJEIISKWNQHU 😩😩😩

[@carson6574]

Ethan: eats 1/500th of a peanut Ethan's body: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@katlyn6928]

Carson Archibald ethan: eats 1/501 of a peanut Ethan's body: understandable, have a nice day ✌️

[@hiffahyphae6707]

Omg these are gold

[@tristanchaplin392]

This whole man's life

[@CheeseCrackery]

"I'm about to end this whole man"

[@jacquelinecerrillo9040]

Well he still be affected if he feet 1/800th of a peanut?

[@captainrogers3849]

A lot of people cite Markiplier Makes as the basis for Unus Annus, but I feel like this video really showcases the dynamic between Ethan and Mark that carried over into UA. Mark being a verbally abusive know it all and Ethan being a little adhd gremlin who cannot speak. I love this video so much.

[@mandrake7305]

17:40 "We Actually Have Some, Just In Case So We Don't Kill You" Aww

[@nathanh.9767]

IKR mark doesn’t want to kill his boy 🥺

[@blueberryman8975]

Yes that was adorable :3

[@SarahDaWolfYT]

That was super sweet,,

[@bllagrce7690]

SarahDaWolf YT UNUS UNUS UNUS UNUS

[@mister6599]

Tsk tsk tsk you silly goose it goes Annus annus.

[@jaceyboswell9435]

Ethan: “Do you like crunchy peanut butter?” Mark: *violently shaking peanut butter* “NU”

[@emily.gramley]

Jacey Boswell I REWATCHED THAT SO MANY TIMES I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂

[@gayjayy]

"peanut" butter

[@Alia-bc3rc]

Mark: "I'm the peanut butter expert." couple months later: Mark almost died after swallowing peanut butter while Ethan was chilling with some drinks.

[@Kuroo21]

🤣🤣

[@FiSH-iSH]

**mega oofers**

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Memento Mori 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

[@-desertpackrat]

Hey you're not an expert in something until you've almost died from overdoing it. I mean that is a scientific fact.

[@dadams106]

@@-desertpackrat I'm an expert onion chopper!

[@alexplaysminc.-.5922]

6:43 Mark: "look, who's the peanut butter expert here?" Mark's hair: *yeet*

[@Collo2101]

Mark: “Yeah I’ve thought about it” Ethan: *run*

[@glowinthedarkzombie]

Wtf is that little dude on your think

[@eaglefan2569]

@@glowinthedarkzombie They're a sponsor of Ethan's channel and we get little icons at the side of our name depending on how long we've done it.

[@glowinthedarkzombie]

@@eaglefan2569 OHHJJHHH OKAY

[@tearfilledrum]

Collo2101 SAIL!

[@mads8301]

Im feeling a little unsafe

[@Goat_Clown]

This is the last thing that can fill the black and white hole in my heart.

[@johnu_wiku_sama6807]

I was thinking of this video like the fetus of unus annus videos 🤣

[@amatanata]

Memento mori friend

[@myboneshurt1908]

i literally got so excited because I thought it was an unus annus video 😭

[@darkflame2601]

It can almost make a grown man cry😢 memento mori

[@lucia-ur7vg]

Memento mori 😔

[@daslyg]

The perfect job doesn’t exi- Markiplier: “Hi, I’m Mark, a peanut butter expert.”

[@virgienuss]

I AM THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS

[@jennifermckenzie5632]

ethan: I'm Ethan! Hi! :3

[@therainbowdog8904]

999 Likes =D

[@haleyjourneay8846]

I feel like the sunbutter gives you the most authentic peanut butter experience in terms of packaging

[@PearangeProductions]

_Unus Annus: Episode Zero_

[@CurledRuby85]

The pilot episode

[@maddiehalloway]

@@CurledRuby85 I was about to comment that xD

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

And Markiplier Makes was the original series, then they revived it-

[@maddiehalloway]

@@ollow_is_sad5373 That would make Unus Annus “The Lost Season”.

[@maddiehalloway]

@@DarkDashV6 it would be really low if people start selling them. Not because the whole “defeating the purpose of the concept”, but mostly because they would be selling something they didn’t made thus they don’t own.

[@fool9711]

It’s almost like a little piece of unus annus is still with us..

[@gaiamarie254]

Indeed.memento mori 🖤🤍

[@hahafishands6637]

Honestly tho 🖤🤍

[@thepricklybin]

Yep 🤍🖤

[@urmomsman7]

yes.. 🖤🤍

[@Rowlerdoe]

This video was made before unus annus existed, but still yes.

[@SuperPlushBasket]

This is the prequel to Unus Annus.

[@Spaceghost0]

Yes

[@imtittys2890]

Also Markiplier makes

[@galekenig9907]

That's literally what I was thinking

[@p4nd3m0n1um]

Accurate

[@AlyxDG]

puffer boiii This came after a bunch of Markiplier Makes videos.

[@LocalAceAJ]

When Ethan started talking about how literally anyone (or himself) could easily kill him bc of his allergy, I started thinking about a book that I own that’s basically a murder mystery. Some kid died bc there was some peanut oil on a paper cup that he drank water from in a classroom and the five kids in there were suspects. I’ll put a spoiler warning here for the book’s ending, just in case. Btw, it’s called One of Us Is Lying. Pretty good too. In the end, it’s discovered that the kid basically killed himself through his peanut allergy and purposefully tried to set up each kid for his murder so each of their secrets (I.e. selling drugs while on probation, cheating on a test, etc) would be caught while investigating them since he didn’t like them for one reason or another.

[@shaydeevee33]

That's such a good book

[@maddieb.4282]

Why would you spoil it like that lol

[@whiteshadow8152]

Title:WILL I DIE *Sees Mark in thumbnail* Me:Yes you will, Heepass... Yes. You. Will.

[@hijinnyanimations1460]

Finlay Collins - *YES*

[@korekob6778]

Finlay Collins wrong. Title changed. Why. Idk

[@caleighsheehan5034]

CRYING

[@tarrenr8159]

Finally someone else who remembers Heepass

[@chahrlay]

Don't know why he changed the title :/

[@cloneboy42]

"Hey Mom, can we get Unus Annus?" Mom: "We have Unus Annus at home." Unus Annus at home:

[@rosiepauline2621]

this video is spectacular just a different vibe

[@Mariah-tq4ut]

Memento mori

[@redlophix5670]

oh my god I am the 999th like and this comment deserves more I- Also my friends memento mori.

[@jacqueline1281]

Can I just say that I almost fell off my bed reading this and I don’t know know whyyy BAHAHAHAHA

[@bellathibault6852]

When mark was talking about what if Ethan’s channel just died...

[@ArcaneEclipse]

“Maybe if I die I can sue a company for false claims” me *sweats* I don’t think you can sue when you’re dead

[@brettturner5101]

Arcane Eclipse he can do a Sueance like in South Park

[@kiaraegoober]

Brett Turner a what

[@brettturner5101]

Kiara C. It’s how you sue the dead or when you’re dead it’s suing someone with a seance

[@brettturner5101]

Kiara C. You can probably find a clip of it on KZbin haha

[@brettturner5101]

Purple • Seal it’s a joke from South Park... thanks for the needless explanation though!

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

Ethan's brain: "if I die, I can sue the company-"

[@Theo-hj2pl]

Good old allergy humor

[@StellarEcho]

I’m VERY disappointed that Mark didn’t use his tactical shovel to eat

[@hhhhomnom]

Agreed

[@AHippieFrom1969]

Now that you mention it, he should

[@dansblackteeshirt2571]

Amy Armenta i second that

[@roslynpettay48]

Socially Awkward Gaming LOL HELL YAAAAAAAA!🤪😄😆🗡🔪

[@hannahprobyn7242]

Goddamn it he really should have 😂

[@user-ok4pk2mp3e]

I like how Mark could tell Ethan that peanut butter tastes like literally anything and Ethan would just have to believe him.

[@ipek227]

This is a proto-Unus Annus episode.

[@vodkasvoice]

Except that Ethan is acting like a functional human instead of an infant in man form. Then again, he also isn't being exposed to concepts like the pee sauna and two older men trying to pour hot wax all over his body.

[@24sofia]

It's the pilot episode

[@AllPurposeNerd]

@@vodkasvoice Or butt disease.

[@thecwd8919]

@@24sofia y e s thank you for this

[@urlocalmemedealer5659]

A pilot

[@jnmusic9969]

What have we learned from this today? That Ethan can eat 1\501 of a peanut

[@donteatthesucculents8097]

Mark: says hes an expert on peanut butter Me: has a flashback to when he rubbed peanut butter on his facing yelling "Im KiNg Of ThE SQuIrReLs"

[@Cinderspark9]

except that I think that was almond butter because he said peanut butter didn't have the consistency he wanted.

[@trinity1536]

What was that episode....for...science reasons..yeah, science reasons

[@ladyvermillion4661]

Me:The kitties coming home with peanut butter on they Jack:? Mark? Ethan!

[@ladyvermillion4661]

God damn it

[@poisontippedsword3457]

ACTUALLY THAT’S AN EGO- (😂)

[@Monkai_Monkai]

The only *Legal* Unus Annus Episode.

[@Hi-zq2mq]

@@sonyamatthews4102 fair enough yes yes

[@angel-nv7jk]

Everything is legal when you're dead

[@Phantom-qr1ug]

@@angel-nv7jk *Ryan screams in the distance trying to stop Mark and Eef from commiting insurance fraud*

[@imogeng6701]

Mark has does some after UA that seem similar. The one where he bought the brightest torches in the world had UA vibes, reminded me of the closet videos

[@Mariah-tq4ut]

This is all we have left

[@autumations6781]

I'm surprised Mark wasn't too poor to afford peanut butter

[@lunarbunny8098]

Autimations peanut butter is like the least expensive thing though, I get mine from the dollar store

[@9dash]

arron davan woooosh

[@sdg3363]

I’m surprised he could afford air

[@somegoodsoup7008]

He made it himself

[@claytondennis5245]

I'm not surprised. Peanut butter is cheap.

[@lunalaudine]

i love how considerate mark is to actually buy the no-peanut peanut butter in case ethan come to his place but then mark also thought of taking away his epipen when ethan needs it

[@lemonzess4202]

Mark explaining what peanut butter tastes like to Ethan was comparable to people explaining color to the blind.

[@swimmercat57]

ThatWDude or explaining what salt tastes like

[@C1nShe]

@@swimmercat57 nah thats easy see - it taste sal.... oh. you're right.

[@readmydescifyouwant650]

@@swimmercat57 *My mind just exploded*

[@spiderwes01]

Love when mark says “you ever cum...? XDD”

[@RMills646]

Because of Unus Annus, I was naturally expecting Amy to be filming this

[@snickerswo1f519]

Same

[@pastaparty1520]

I saw mark and ethan in the thumbnail and thought "oh I missed an unus annus vid" but noooo

[@tozyo7124]

weren't we all

[@LikableLoser]

Omg me too

[@indseymago8910]

666 likes

[@amnathegrande]

Mark: Let's say your channel died... Ethan: (*says while shaking "peanut butter" jar*) *The chances are high.*

[@businessrat9918]

And look where he’s a only year later at two million subscribers

[@artemisthefoul7597]

this comment… it was listed before chaotic greatness was born and died

[@tuntalia]

10:40 Who else expected Mark to say “f*ck, you close, YOU CLOSE??”

[@KatieMoorerose]

I know they are all peanut free but it literally terrifies me whenever he eats a spoonful of the alternative nut butters

[@thatsaboutit1991]

Katie Moore SAME

[@yamarryvizcarra3120]

Same

[@thericksterrick]

300th like, you're welcome hahah

[@madelinhere]

Yup

[@rewindd]

If it makes you feel better, he literally has dozens of epipens I’m pretty sure.

[@1esor2]

Ethan: I spent $84 on all this not peanut butter Mark: That's insane! Also Mark: spends $190 on a tactical shovel to eat ice cream with

[@ChasityCline]

Hey that was a hilarious video

[@1esor2]

Chasity777 Cline666 you right

[@ChasityCline]

@@1esor2 it also took a dramatic turn at some points

[@jhvpeful]

Chasity777 Cline666 i mean it’s mark...so it makes sense

[@ChasityCline]

@@jhvpeful True tho

[@madi_raymond29]

To sum up this video: Ethan May die Mark’s here too 2 grown men eating peanutless peanut butter Mark’s plotting for Murder Walnut Butter is not good Granola Butter is worse

[@acewildcard1243]

Why do I see you in every video? Creepy....

[@madi_raymond29]

Ace Wild Card I don’t know, I thought the same thing. I guess I’m really lucky with top comments this week?

[@Ellie_theJellie]

Why does this not have more likes lmao this is literally the whole video 😂

[@drawnbyneon]

ugh tag ur spoilers, i hadnt seen the granola butter yet 😂

[@lillithherondale1972]

I'm allergic to walnuts actually

[@octosimp1717]

I’m really glad they both made this video because recently my friend was diagnosed with an autoimmune disease and doctors said she couldn’t have any of the top allergens including soy and peanuts, she really didn’t like sun butter so because of this video I could help her find a good peanut butter substitute

[@bonezenith7935]

someone PLEASE acknowledge how strangely knowledgeable mark is about peanut butter

[@riftintimee]

Why wouldn't he be? He's a peanut butter expert!

[@helalokidittor9183]

Well of course! He's king of the squirrels. He has to be an expert on peanut butter

[@jennyneedsmeds]

you just did...

[@enbydream8890]

I mean.... he is an expert

[@ameliahudgins9900]

Maybe it’s not a coincidence that he’s an expert on something that could be ethans demise...

[@daphneramirez2415]

Mark: " I will be starting a second channel -" Me: *whispers "...unus annus..."

[@bellablackmist5033]

Sameee

[@ausernameiguess7058]

...UNUS ANNUS!

[@catherinedances2099]

Mark having Almond butter at his house so he doesn’t kill him, is sweet to me.

[@charlotteemily6705]

IKR it's so cute

[@mrpoltergeist1412]

he says its almond butter but we all know he replaced the contents with pure jiffy peanut butter

[@starberrymoth]

Whats the time stamp?

[@brookegarner1078]

@@starberrymoth 12:33

[@turntechgodhead1975]

@@starberrymoth the timestamp from brookie cookie is a few minutes off actually, though im sure you know that by now. for those wondering, its 17:38

[@lunarweirdo4954]

8:46 Ethan just talking bout peanuts. Meanwhile Mark: *BIG EMPTY*

[@gamingtmans6692]

Ethan and Mark: *Does anything* Literally everybody: "Is this an Unnus Annus video?"

[@NinjaRose23]

I lowkey feel like it must be kinda annoying after a while to him and Mark lol

[@cheeseisherelive]

@@NinjaRose23 it’s lowkey annoying to me if I’m honest 😂 no video anymore has top comments relevant to anything aside from Unus Annus, and they’re all the same comment... I loved Unus Annus so much and it meant so much to me but people need to not relate EVERY VIDEO of Mark and Ethan to it. I dunno how to express it 😂

[@x1nvader196]

To be honest i kinda miss unus annus tho

[@maskedshadow6853]

IM STILL MOURNING AND THIS IS MY COPING MECHANISM-

[@x1nvader196]

@@maskedshadow6853 lol

[@kuheighty]

it’s kinda sweet that mark has a jar of almond butter just for ethan when he comes over 🥺🥺

[@kamryngordon6249]

It really is i adore their friendship

[@nickatkins9071]

They really have the perfect friendship. Mark is almost like his dad

[@abby64835]

My heart is melting 🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@superbersyt]

After Unus Annus he's also keeping a peanut butter jar just in case he wants to cause the death upon him

[@lilahend]

@@superbersyt LMAO

[@wackywyvern745]

Mark: it tastes like someone chewed walnuts and vommitted in a jar The company who made it: *nervous sweats* he knows too much

[@mushaluna]

XD

[@marcelamorgan4887]

I read this as it happened in the video LOL

[@ahumanthatexists987]

who ruined the 696 likes? its at 697 rn so who ruined it?

[@remynisce]

I want a friend that I could text "You wanna try water-free water with me?" And they could just be like "I'm on my way."

[@zinatra1887]

The Unus Annus energy wasn’t quite there yet but you could sorta feel it

[@keijello3632]

yup.... :,(

[@24sofia]

They got a lot closer bc of ua. They were friends before obviously but unus annus had "super best friends" energy 😂

[@zinatra1887]

@@24sofia and to think it all started with a backflip

[@ChakraDragons]

@@zinatra1887 STAP DONT MAKE ME CRY

[@violetlavi2207]

This was the first hint of Unus Annus that we got (with Mark talking about the "second channel")

[@sabotabo7476]

seeing mark's hair made me think "wow, it's the same length as the first unus annus! i'm gonna go watch that epi--" and then i remembered...

[@FandomDealer]

Ouch...my condolences

[@noahcam1377]

Dude that literally still happens to me sometimes lmao

[@GoldenG0dc0meth]

Same I was watching a compilation and pressed the link to the channel and cried a bit because it said “channel as been deleted”

[@Sodaztabz]

go on Facebook if your REALLY desperate

[@slaygoblins]

The episodes are all over youtube

[@Skittles1987]

Unus Annus first hidden video 2019 (colorized)

[@creativeriver3769]

Skittles1987 I’m your 69th like. 😏

[@stygies.heretek987]

Was looking for this comment, very unus annus

[@skyrae8827]

And the only video that will remain *DUN DUN DUNNNN*

[@hallecarlson6880]

Colorized?

[@voltxmilk]

@@hallecarlson6880 because in 2019 they didnt have colored films it was all in black and white

[@jacksonquery4057]

This video splits my attention between 2 things: - Missing Unus Annus - Wanting Mark's shirt (super secret bonus part is am also appreciating Eef cause he's glorious, but that should be obvious)

[@gwenyjacobs1736]

Mark having some at his house so that he doesn't kill Ethan is real cute

[@tiredsimp7892]

Damn son

[@hiffahyphae6707]

I don’t keep swords at my house so I don’t kill my friend so cute. Don’t get me wrong, Crankiplier is super cute and I kinda ship it but... idk keeping substitutes for peanut butter for your friends isn’t that big

[@guaposauce]

Life’s a party so have fun tbh as someone with a peanut allergy it would say numbers to me if someone did this for me, it wouldn’t necessarily be romantic. It just shows you care

[@friendlyneighborhoodsis421]

@@guaposauce yeah, that's what I'm thinking🤷‍♀️

[@gwenyjacobs1736]

Caley Schmidt That’s what I meant kinda, i never meant anything romantic but I meant it shows how much mark cares about his friends

[@AlycatIsAlive]

I love so much that Ethan was like “hey wanna come eat stuff on camera” and Mark just came right over

[@innaqstar]

Teacher: What do you wanna be when you grow up? Mark: * raises hand * Teacher: Mark, being a peanut butter expert is not a job... Mark: * slowly puts hand down *

[@honolex]

He couldn't be Peanut Butter Expert so he became King of the Squirrels.

[@0CaptainZer0]

Brennometer no way-

[@teehee9251]

there's a kirishima pfp a few replies under this go find ur husband

[@innaqstar]

Cookie Cake oh... sorry...

[@RIN_SINGS2004]

Mark (raises hand): Uh... Is Peanut Butter an instrument? Teacher: I said what do you want to grow up to be Mark Mark: Raises hand Teacher: NO MARK IT'S NOT AN INSTRUMENT

[@AmbienceOfficial]

Kinda weird to think how this was probably a test for what an episode of Unus Annus would be like and no one knew it at the time.

[@peppershaker7194]

Mark with his deep voice , when he said “ Hi I’m Mark peanut butter expert” it’s kind of convincing.

[@emlynselene1096]

Confidence is the key

[@0CaptainZer0]

Pepper Shaker king of the squirrels

[@Studio_WabiSabi]

Oh I almost ruined the magic. It's at 666 likes.... Good thing I caught myself

[@Endervulpe]

Mark: I am a peanut butter expert. 2013 Mark: *I’M KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!!!!*

[@ChasityCline]

True

[@randomenby404]

I see no difference. He attracted his subjects with peanut butter. Of course he would learn the best kind from his subjects.

[@shelbiephillips1806]

YES!!

[@Blu3_Knight]

Haha lol lmao

[@Lovinia1]

Also he’s the KANG! Of five nights at Freddie’s

[@jessilink3942]

Nobody: Ethan: calling Mark “Milk” in the description

[@hannah.vargas]

yo fr 🤣

[@samthegarbageman2876]

An yes my favorite youtuber *M I L K*

[@thepricklybin]

Mm yes milkiplier

[@kaitlynp8873]

How did I never notice

[@zombieslayer02gjustzombies85]

Lol yes

[@mariominecraft9833]

Just had this video randomly recommended to me on my home page today and I'm so glad, I love videos like these and I hope to see more like it in the future

[@jonfarah8529]

That peanut butter expert is funny. He should have his own channel

[@cookingwithben9923]

Wouldn’t that be cool!

[@snipemic9879]

@@Vxmp1re_pr1nc3ss it was a joke 😭

[@littletwinstarfav]

I feel like he’d get loads of subscribers and make projects where the viewer goes on dates and heists with him. Idk though

[@KitKat-ln6ec]

@@Vxmp1re_pr1nc3ss u ruined it😭😂

[@isopodboy]

AlexisAnimations yeah that seems right. I feel like Ethan and the peanut butter expert have a channel together where they cook with s*x toys, cover themselves with wax with someone named jack and go on Omegle to try to find each other. I think?

[@saoirsesharkey9546]

Imagine just being able to say "I'm gonna text mark" Edit: this got so many likes since unus annus got deleted. We all had the same idea

[@whisnuidabagus5670]

"I'm gonna text Felix" ~Sive probably

[@foodreport373]

I'm gonna text mark

[@leveye1696]

Yes, that is indeed how friends work

[@sleepy-sheepy6517]

Remember when mark did that thing where he gave his followers a way to text him but it broke several times and never fixed it

[@supergalaxy9274]

Why are these replies so recent on this month old comment.

[@thomaslarkin3307]

Conclusion: Ethan gets weirder when he's in Marks videos.

[@lewis2916]

Thomas Larkin this is Ethan’s video

[@bee4598]

Lewimchee Exactly, he’s not as weird in this then he is with mark

[@miseryfortress4521]

If you don’t get weird when you’re with your friends are y’all even friends

[@BlueBariesss]

maybe he still is scarred from the backflip and every time he’s around mark or in his videos he has flashbacks and gets nervous. conclusion: ethan has a crush on mark and every time he’s around mark he gets giddy like a school girl in an anime.

[@ember-brandt]

@@BlueBariesss Lol really, a crush? Fandoms just have to turn everything into a ship.

[@enderg4mer495]

I appreciate the fact that Ethan doesn’t use Mark as clickbait. It just gives me so much more respect for him than if he put “w/ Markiplier” in the title.

[@tearez13]

more like they used this title and thumbnail for an unus annus vid (this is from 2019) I totally agree abt. the respect thing

[@graciewilliams90]

This was the beta test for Unus Annus

[@snovaspectre2]

Its obviously the pilot

[@eggquinox]

Yeh

[@s_archive1]

If Unus Annus get deleted. This is the closest content I would say what Unus Annus is

[@AsuraRaver]

This and the Markiplier Makez

[@aqualucy_4817]

When What I meant to say was, "Not if, when."

[@s_archive1]

@@aqualucy_4817 next week

[@nessiesenpai420]

@yusuf yılmaz oh l a w d this week

[@phrog1109]

This actually was the vid that sparked the idea for Unus Annus

[@Gore-Labs]

My favorite line from this video: “MMM LA TAP WATER!!! Taste like pennies...”

[@dragonsbreath946]

I smell penniezzzzzzz

[@EternalWithin]

6:50

[@blueberryman8975]

@@EternalWithin Yes just *yes*

[@MegoriMomori]

My fav line is "DO YOU EVER CUM"

[@ZombieGoddessxi]

Watching this on the 1st anniversary of the Death of Unus Annus. Missing it especially hard today. This video has the vibes.

[@ertkonsert3938]

Coming back to this after Unus Annus is... wholesome

[@P1aceHo1derName]

But annus is still alive. For now......

[@mirandahurst3241]

i agree too much

[@BitterJoyXx]

Place holder name yeah but like- I’m too lazy to explain

[@fin5354]

Russwin after Unus Annus I cant help but reminisce. I miss these wholesome bois 😢

[@saullawrence4252]

Saaaaaaame

[@karsyndelaney2330]

I thought this was you trying peanuts and i was very concerned

[@lemoncardboard4199]

Karsyn Delaney just imagine Ethan sitting at a table with all the types of peanut stuff in the world, with an epipen next to each item Ultimate mukbang

[@imdoingthisnowreally]

@@lemoncardboard4199 Oh noes.

[@kaileytaylor4518]

@@lemoncardboard4199 next video: we are NOT going to die

[@dreamieramune]

SAME

[@wellidk3273]

If this was a movie it would be called: _Unus Annus: Before The Annus_

[@lowheadvarney158]

My stupid ass read Before the Anus

[@wellidk3273]

@@lowheadvarney158 READING 100

[@lowheadvarney158]

@@wellidk3273 Yeah i was joking but still it sounded funny to me

[@imlivingunderyourbed7845]

@@lowheadvarney158 🎶I just want to learn how to read Come on, mister. Let's succeed I want to learn how to read I want to learn how to read Please, please, teach me how to read🎶

[@lowheadvarney158]

@@cosmicofthestars3095 This carried my joke to a whole new level. Thank you much!

[@namelessnavnls8060]

I love that Mark came here to taste test with Ethan. It feels a lot like "Yeah sure I'll come since your mom can't" but also a tiny bit of "I'm gonna make sure you don't effing DIE because one of these actually _does_ have peanut in it.." because Mark's a good (figurative) big brother like that.

[@doggeenayter]

Body:I can create an entire human in talking blood,heart,working respiratory system everything, Also body:oh and if you touch a single peanut you D I e

[@NoriMori1992]

The antics Of hoodie man The really stupid thing is that the allergic reaction is the body trying to _protect_ itself from something it thinks is harmful. It's so dumb. "Oh no! You ate something that might kill you! Let me fix it… by killing you!" And of course, it's even worse, because the substance wouldn't be harmful if the body didn't react that way. It's creating a self-fulfilling prophecy, by having a harmful reaction to a harmless substance.

[@doggeenayter]

NoriMori yeah like wtf

[@motherofdogs7980]

Me giving out free Epi-pens because I don't have allergies: 👩🏻👉🏻💼

[@doggeenayter]

Mother Of dogs the messiah

[@gemmaphobic6233]

this comment desires more clout

[@essenceisaway3633]

EpiPen: on standby, over ethan: were not eating peanuts, over

[@oliviagabriel3233]

EpiPen : Am i a joke to you?!

[@alxxsv]

EpiPen: I warned you. If you eat peanut butter I’m not going to ejaculate into you

[@jennifermckenzie5632]

@@alxxsv AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@retrieveidentity6302]

5:42 The way he turned the jars back over was hella smooth

[@aldopaulino4066]

I was thinking the same as soon as i saw it

[@samchu410]

Yes it was just so satisfying

[@ariannag2424]

And Mark watched every jar turn😂

[@epic.alex27]

The 2 one to the right...

[@kindatoogayforthis938]

mark watched in like amazement-

[@Dekubud]

It's so funny to see different youtubers interact with Ethan because they all give very different, intense vibes with him. Mark is a tired dad whose patience is constantly tested but who is very supportive. Jack is mentor older brother who has a questionable influence on Ethan but who would fight anyone mean to him. Arin is way older but with Ethan, but he comes off a good friend the parents don't like to have over because he multiplies the chaos level.

[@LogOff_11]

*me seeing the original title "I WILL DIE!" and clicks to see jars of peanut butter.* HeapAss No! *Ethan* "This is peanut less peanut butter!" *Me* "Oh thank God!"

[@abbigriffin8504]

ethan: *tells mark how to kill him* mark: i’ve thought about that

[@chimkencheese8179]

I relate to your username

[@addisonivyy]

I’m not surprised at all LMAO that’s mark for you

[@sleepy_cloud5263]

Congratulations for 666 likes XD

[@KiwiBubbles5]

He also corrected him 😂😂 ethan like "here's how" and mark just goes "no in order to succeed I would also need to take your epipens"

[@amborastalis]

I guess all the lost Unus Annus people just flooded here after seeing the thumbnail, huh?

[@Gabbyy_Gabriella]

YES LIERALLY YES

[@fool9711]

YUP

[@nocctea]

the thumbnail made me think it was a reuploaded UA video lmaoo

[@alexa.s2111]

YESS

[@candeezymarie9827]

Guilty AF!

[@devinkenworthy7746]

I just wanna say the way he twists them all back so effortlessly at 5:44 is really satisfying wOw

[@NayDay]

I love how relaxed this video is. Just two friends eating multiple nut butters.

[@rat5307]

@@grimmaulkin 2 friends eating nut butter 3 feet apart cuz their all gay

[@jocelyn3893]

On the verge of death but that’s *okay*

[@NayDay]

I leave for 9 hours... thanks for the likes!

[@itshannah711]

Just guys being dudes

[@Pecangaming]

Relaxed? I was panicking when he started eating the Pecan butter, They ate my family.

[@kaemorgan9578]

everyone: focused on unus annus me: who told ethan's grandfather no other beer was brewed in america?

[@kariannek7326]

Right?! I was so confused at that part XD

[@mossriverbank7817]

Probably someone trying to sell their beer

[@largeboy5577]

His grandchild's brother's mother's child's neighbor's pet's owner's sibling's friend's neighbor's grandparent

[@queentroller2865]

I mean, missouri has a baseball stadium named after their brewery.

[@storey662]

I think it was the FIRST beer company in America, so I think he just got confused. Edit: I checked. “D. G. Yuengling & Son is the oldest operating brewing company in America, established in 1829.”

[@crowblin]

I think it's hilarious that even though Ethan isn't Mark's editor any more, Mark still is jokingly bossy and over the top with the editing suggestions in Ethan's own video.

[@ollie.62]

Can we just acknowledge how this shows how mark is a reliable good friend? He came the same day just bc eathen texted him and asked him to come😤👌

[@Catto077]

So.... This is where the people of Unus Annus go after the channel got deleted...Is this what was awaiting beyond the boundary?

[@largeboy5577]

this is what it means to go even further beyond

[@gaiamarie254]

The beyond is filled with.... nut butters...?

[@kritimanoj1042]

@@gaiamarie254 apparently 😂

[@cherryscottage6801]

Apparently

[@largeboy5577]

Also the various songs used in the background throughout unus Annus; Turncoat, I have a plan Mr. Norton, etc

[@its_not_jolene9144]

Mark: My dad had jars and jars of peanut butter/jelly twists Also Mark: MY FAMILY WAS TOO POOR TO AFFORD DIRT

[@orangexlightning]

They spent all their money on peanut butter.

[@yenniks]

@@orangexlightning but that's just a theory, a mARK THEORY

[@gohst7860]

That monthly two dollar check was the only money they ever got.

[@jthepurplepotato8019]

No no, silly! That was his STEP dad! Ha ha ha ha...!

[@rexbii9685]

That's were all their money went to... They lived in trash bins but at least they had stacks upon stacks of peanut butter and jelly twist 😎😏

[@DHMISDuckGuy]

Ethan: *talking about how easy it would be to kill him* Mark: It's a possibility.

[@ethanisier]

Also Mark:”Yeah I’ve thought about that”