Craziest Fails of the Week | Trains, Planes and Automobiles 😱

[@gaylortaylor1512]

2:44 how can someone be so casual when saying "That is the first time I actually BURNT myself" 😭

[@Arltratlo]

its only on the surface....only the alcohol is burning off....not her clothes! ps: she isnt American, so no screaming or panic!

[@vomm]

it's harmless

[@IhaveaDoghouse]

I just said it, completely calm. I would say even on par with her calmness not to gloat or anything. I wasn’t on fire though

[@betsyjohnson9699]

@@gaylortaylor1512 you get REALLY desensitized to fire when you’re around it that much

[@gabrielbruce1977]

Gotta keep up that composure in front of the customer!!

[@Attathenas101]

2:43- i like how shes calm while literally on fire, the performance is amazing.

[@GordonFROHMan]

"I appear to have burst into flames!" - Spy from TF2.

[@kratz9]

I'm terribly sorry for being on fire.

[@bgezal]

THIS IS FINE. (It's only the alcohol vapor that burns, not her clothes.)

[@Raz0rking]

​@@bgezalAnd if the clothes are made of cotton even better, because cotton is quite heat resistant

[@AndrewR-y5u]

Anything that is on fire can be dangerous but fine when not near it

[@Kat-tr2ig]

2:33 The way the little boy calmly says "no" at the horrendous clown decoration 😆

[@jamesp13152]

🤣That would have given me nightmares as a kid. Older brothers did that stuff to me. Laugh at it now.

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

@@jamesp13152I'm an older brother.. we're horrible aren't we? 😂😂😂

[@davidcampagna2223]

7:00 if an eagle takes your ball while it's in play, then you get an Eagle on that hole and a extra drink from the bev cart. At least that's how I'm playing it.

[@geoffreypiltz271]

According to Rule 18-1, if the player’s ball is moved by a bird or any other animal, the ball must be replaced on its original spot, and no penalty is incurred.

[@fireprophetproductions4967]

1:58 Ah yes, the unspecified excavator of unknown origin. I wonder what company could possibly have manufactured this machine. Perhaps it was...DOG.

[@kristopherryanwatson]

well, there is a very legitimate legal reason why they blur brand names of vehicles, foods and drinks in these videos. i am sure youre well aware of that.

[@sgtmjrplumley5735]

Felt the same way. Like come on. I know they don’t wanna get sued but there’s only so many construction equipment companies

[@lucagillespie4238]

2:45 I love how she’s literally so calm even though she’s on fire 😂

[@shedrankit]

Dude if an eagle steals your golf ball...thats an eagle.

[@DustinPlatt]

Never seen a professional waiter burn themselves so professionally.

[@JDexia]

You guys should do a 'no one was hurt' compilation, where everyone involved clearly got hurt

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Clearly that poor guy has cracked ribs and even sternum.

[@benardalbert]

ahah i love this idéa . please like this person to send a message

[@donniev8181]

The little farm boy falling with his carrot was hilarious, great video!

[@GordonFROHMan]

Cheers to the guy who tries to save his own beer&phone in 0:16.

[@Splooie128]

4:33 that's quite simply too many dogs.

[@91olds98]

So now you guys have to blur out the manufacturer name on excavators?!? What is the world coming to?

[@kristopherryanwatson]

reasons of legality.

[@z3v..]

crashing out over a blur is crazy

[@Rattlesomecages]

4:30 YOU HAVE TOO MANY DOGS, GET YOUR HEAD CHECKED.......

[@damonhill677]

I don't think that tornado was a fail, tornado was very much succeeding at it's job

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

"I don't know what to do! I'm just here for some training!" YEAH SEEK SHELTER NOW!

[@hannahxx17]

I dont know if shes incredibly calm for being on actual fire, or like most hospo staff has finally just had enough and it seems like a better idea than dealing with customers

[@FXV56]

I myself had a dumb moment and set a meeter square on fire in the kitchen, but i just used a cup of water and poured it all on the floor Being calm makes a whole lot of difference

[@hannahxx17]

@@FXV56 it does but setting something on fire vs setting YOURSELF on fire is very different and causes very different reactions. Either she does that often enough or shes just over it and being on fire doesnt sound too bad.

[@szandrali5772]

Fine dining waiters are like butlers, they are trained to maintain professionalism and the customer experience no matter what.

[@hannahxx17]

@@szandrali5772 Yeah dude ive done fine dining and I assure you the reaction to being set on fire is one that is instinct. its also a joke my guy - pointing out the common feeling of hospo workers where you would literally rather be on fire than deal with customers

[@the_repugnant_gamer]

6:55 Since a literal Eagle stole your golf ball, you can say you got an Eagle on that hole. 😉

[@NMT-FunnyMomentsOfTheWeek]

:D :D

[@thomasbrovont4114]

2:44 This isn't a fail. This is a professional staying calm and not freaking out. Well done miss. This could have been so much worse.

[@BooBombayCatè]

this is so nostalgic! I remember staying up all night so I could watch this with my grandpa when I was 4! It was the best!

[@tranz2deep]

1:03 Sure he tripped, but I think the window didn't break! So, there's that.

[@nighthunter3824]

5:00 The spotter's job is to drink with one hand and with the other hand act like he's going to help you.

[@childress2931]

Thank you for blurring the manufacturer name on the excavator. Knowing it was a CAT might upset some people. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ChristopherHeymanns]

18 seconds in dude saves his phone AND his beer while upside down. Legend.

[@RelaxandLaugh66]

The spiderman DNA inside him 😂

[@pinkyellowblue007]

4:00 This is a perfect example of why teens shouldn't be allowed in gyms.

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

I think it's more of a perfect example of why morons shouldn't be allowed in gyms. I've seen 16 year olds who are there to lift properly, and 40 year olds who are behaving like idiots ruining the equipment. It's about maturity, not necessarily age.

[@cameronbateau6510]

What is the perfect example of teenagers not being allowed in gyms?

[@HagarenMetal]

that 4;00 r u blind ❓🤦🏻‍♂️🐧😶‍🌫️​@@cameronbateau6510

[@xenoemblem7]

​@@cameronbateau6510 Can't even spot someone

[@IDWIdiot99]

watching funny fails like these is my new hobby

[@kidswildworldcute-j3t]

I laughed until my stomach hurt 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

[@WesternIssue]

i like how shes calm while literally on fire, the performance is amazing.

[@jacenkore]

Keep up the censoring! I definitely couldn't tell that Cat excavator was a Cat excavator! totally worth your time!

[@saraparker184]

6:46 ⌛️that looks very disturbing

[@budyfixit]

Glad I wasn't only one disturbed by that group of "ladies"... using term loosely.

[@bcherbs]

@7:00 Golfer got a literal " Eagle " ?

[@Markus_Andrew]

More like an eagle got a golfer 😁

[@McMoofles]

2:15 Looks like the WHOLE EARTH SHOOK at the end! 🤣

[@ThoDenFunny]

I haven’t laughed this much in ages! You really know how to make the simplest things funny!

[@TeesonPeethon]

Paid comment right? You know these are sent in videos?

[@terratec1001]

1:55 The CAT logos are blurred, then at 2:02 removes the side blur so logo can be seen.

[@HUB_US]

What a disaster! That train wreck was mind-blowing! Stay safe, always respect the signals and never take risks around train tracks.

[@cindydott452]

"Why don't they look, Ralph? Why don't they look?"

[@bencausey]

Duh

[@sneakypete2656]

I have to ask, why are alcoholic beverages censored? Are we that sensitive now?

[@TheThird1977]

To avoid copyright claims for branded logos appearing in your videos. Some creators will preemptively blur the logo while others have a copyright claim on the video so blur it to remove the copyright claim.

[@erakfishfishfish]

It’s a monetization thing. Showing the booze would age-restrict the video and thus they won’t make as much on ads. Blurring it is the same as brown bagging it. We all know what it is, but it gives enough plausible deniability.

[@terratec1001]

3:44 - "The boat did go" No, the boat just broke.

[@Dextya]

"I broke my teeth" 🤮😱🤮😱

[@4Ever_Enduring]

Omg i almost want to throw up too

[@zmarko]

This one was awful. Holy shit.

[@elizabethanderson3054]

They're dentures that are attached to the jaw bone. So it's turning on a screw.

[@AhDollar]

how do you recover from that? Do you go to the ER? or do you call up the dentist and say "ayo it's your boy, your homeslice, my bottom jaw is jacked up beyond belief, what do I do?"

[@elizabethanderson3054]

@AhDollar they're dentures, get new ones.

[@alikatyeg3295]

0:39 How to ensure you will never again be hired by Ledcor, or probably any other construction or rail company.

[@MrYfrank14]

2:45- I give her credit for staying calm and not running through the restaurant on fire and setting the whole restaurant on fire.

[@DoctorX17]

Very impressed with how calm she was! She even apologized for messing up like it wasn’t a big deal at all!

[@jorrin007]

6:44 oh hell no!

[@brandonXXVII]

Girl at 6:44 looking like squidward after eating all the damn Pattie’s 😭

[@budyfixit]

Those broads were tacky AF

[@ASAIdiots97]

2:40 How can something be this good?!

[@NMT-FunnyMomentsOfTheWeek]

4:41 Such a cute moment! I love it!

[@yourselfdotcomlol]

Every part of that truck and train incident was insane!

[@robertmorris8997]

4:59 we have opposable thumbs for a reason.

[@leblueawoo]

Maybe his thumbs are more precious to him than his ribs.

[@HagarenMetal]

also the spotter should have had both his hands hovering under the bar instead just one hand 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Markus_Andrew]

2:53 The most conspicuous fail here is the wearing of a white leopard-skin onesie.

[@phaZed9]

I remember when FailArmy was great.. now they just recycle the same clips in 30 different compilations and call in "new".

[@cvspvr]

stop watching then

[@jordanduffy281]

You voted for kamala

[@jimlahey3919]

They have to keep putting videos out. It’s not their fault there is a shortage of new fail videos every week.

[@sonjastarr1364]

I had only seen two of these before.

[@philosoFreedomGaming]

Thank you captain poopiediaper

[@bastersturm]

4:40 as the white dog i would also flee downstains than getting more colours

[@cameronbateau6510]

What would you also get more colors of?

[@bastersturm]

@@cameronbateau6510 doesn´t the dog look a bit pinkish for you? i thaught he was dyed

[@LonC1966]

Pink and blue.

[@13101s]

it looked unicorn colored

[@13101s]

I've seen sheep like that

[@gregsonnleitner6250]

3:07 How is a tornado an insane fail or funny?

[@Rasmodius_3548]

Porque los gringos son tan aburridos?

[@lucagillespie4238]

That’s what I’m wondering

[@JedForge]

Perhaps the lady saying "I'm just here for the training!"

[@erakfishfishfish]

It was the building’s structural integrity that failed.

[@Mammon-w3j]

4:32 Bro the dog's favorite superhero is superman💀💀

[@TwistedMind8414]

7:20 - "The background music at this moment perfectly complements the mood. Really well chosen!"

[@miniaturemachinist6098]

5:00, that's why you wrap your thumbs around the bar.

[@kbramlett6877]

@ 6:56 The guy definitely got a "Birdie" on that hole.

[@failsidiotsatwork]

6:56 The eagle loves to play golf

[@swelani]

0.15 Man is saving his mobile and his beer

[@niclastname]

5:25 Haha what a wholesome fail. :D

[@victortinmouth1283]

7:10 The golfer can claim an eagle? lol

[@terpman]

2:45 - THAT is how you should be reacting to fire. Calm and deliberate. If she freaked out, everyone at that table could have been on fire instead of just her.

[@SoundwaveX7]

1:21 this is why you need to have a group of buddies with you to do a project like this, such as having the tree being pulled away from the building via a strong winch say 12-15000lb attached to a heavy duty truck say a Ford F350 or a Chevy Kodiak.

[@RedfishCarolina]

3:37 that was a decent sidewalk slam.

[@BaccarWozat]

1:55 That clearly says "CAT", why blur it?

[@qv81]

It is too sexy.

[@Hans456Xpengu]

Copyright probably

[@svpracer98]

1:57 I love the censorship over CAT as if no one on the Internet would ever be able to figure that out...

[@alswedgin9274]

Why do people not take physics into account...lack of education?

[@ynb3a9y4life]

That French waitress handled her flop like a PRO ! 👏👏👏👍

[@MomentsSillyHilarious]

I can't get enough of the hilarious Best Fails of the Week on FailArmy - they never fail to crack me up! 🤭♥

[@BooBombayCatè]

They never fail to give me nostalgia

[@MomentsSillyHilarious]

@@BooBombayCatè yess

[@taidiotsatwork]

Who knew work could be so entertaining Hilarious

[@rizaleliasmosquera5114]

0:57 quite refreshing to hear a foul word not censored in youtube 😏 it's Tagalog though.

[@A.R.C.77]

Got to be the most relaxed person on fire I've seen

[@cameronbateau6510]

Who has to be the most relaxed person on fire?

[@MVPIdiotUS]

2:15 The floor seems a bit slippery, right? 😄

[@Ziorac]

2:03 That kid is living the true farm life. They will have zero allergies I'm sure.

[@sherpa6071]

agreed. love to see it

[@kamcke83]

poor guy at 0:13 spilt his beer

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

"I fehwell! Now I eat dis diwty cawwot."

[@geoffreypiltz271]

I feel that way about oysters too.

[@PawsumGaming]

6:55 I thought getting an eagle in golf was good...

[@brandoneales3379]

1:15 when I showed her my forklift license

[@fatkart7641]

2:35 - The most heartfelt nope in the nope history.

[@tranz2deep]

4:24 The Mentos thing. They were not ready.

[@steveutgaard9961]

Awesome video funny keep up the good work job 😎😎😎😎😎

[@Magnettik]

3:49 See, this is what happens when Karen gets a 4,500LBS big body SUV that she clearly has absolutely no control over 💀

[@niltonlacle]

.... and her foot was NOT hitting the brakes! Brake lights aren't on! But she kept pushing the throttle....

[@TechnologyUpdates-777]

I enjoyed watching this video. It’s very interesting. Thanks

[@Strawberries0000]

0:24 Extremely Creepy Ughhh 🤦🏽‍♀️😒😣😔

[@oskarmohar6073]

OMG, Dementors at 3:10!!!

[@ephramv6982]

3:50 the brakes, cmon now

[@australianrbnationals5553]

6:46 looks like a bag of custard squeezed in the middle

[@dominiquelaflamme7804]

2:04 That kid. It would be my reaction... as an adult.

[@spartarticus]

Good job blurring the excavator we all definitely cant tell its a cat

[@mrtjbiga1784]

2:44 good job not over reacting and making it worse

[@fastinradfordable]

0:45 So lucky there was not multiple deaths. 😮

[@DRayL_]

0:50 Was that one really a fail, though? The drink at the end seems like a push. Neither a "win" nor "fail". Without the drink, "fail" for sure. hehe

[@paterpeter1985]

3:49 the person is not filming by accident but Hoping the boat would hit the bridge for some footage. He should have warned the other captain instead.

[@MercedesDenz]

I showed this to our exchange student from Andromeda and they just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

[@tommypagano9343]

Ah The Train 0:46

[@WhiskersMctabby]

Everyone, watch 1:06 very closely for a moment... D:

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

D***… felt the vibrations from that one!

[@antoniodejesusdaconceicao8196]

Muito top esse vídeo

[@QuestionEverythingLookDeeper]

4:21 wherever that is I’ll buy your return ticket. Stay put once you get there

[@altumlux]

1:03 tutabileceğin tek bir şey kaldı adamım. 🤣

[@Strawberries0000]

4:15 Why Did he go that way ,instead of where the pull out truck let's u out ? 🤦🏽‍♀️😒😣😔

[@nielsbrinchsimonsen7712]

Filming a tornado and expressing “you don’t know what to do, you just came here for some training” What exactly are you in a position to do about the tornado situation?

[@OopsUnlimited-o9e]

1:21 his salary will be reduced after this