The rest of the story of the lady getting stabbed. A police officer turned the corner when the lady was running on to the side walk. He and some other people stopped to help. I gave my account of what i saw to the police and went about my day. Still not believing what I saw.
@ArkaeaFCL35 жыл бұрын
That is truly insane....damn.
@PsyFyFungi5 жыл бұрын
@@ArkaeaFCL3 i scrolled down hoping so badly to see this here. thank you for delivering.
@stratoc95684 жыл бұрын
What happened with the husband
@julianherrera66774 жыл бұрын
Epic prank bro
@dbdaylightsgames57473 жыл бұрын
Wow
@tomekgnr3216 жыл бұрын
"You know this show works just because of you"
@bearthedevil96756 жыл бұрын
Tomislav Gredisnjak that depressed hit of reality moment 😂😂😂
@ddub12536 жыл бұрын
he knows it why do u think he made a show with him. jareds made me laugh for sure but a lot lot less often. Austin is a comedian.
@penelopegarcia65736 жыл бұрын
Cooch Crumpets!
@nesfan86 жыл бұрын
I think they are perfect, since Austins jokes are fucking funny as hell, and Jareds laugher tops it off.
@MooseyFate1005 жыл бұрын
Wholesome as heck
@LuciusVorenusOfficial6 жыл бұрын
I once saw The DickeyDines Show have a regular upload schedule with audio that is clear. It's nuts.
@JFrohlichMusic6 жыл бұрын
BugsyBadger so you heard they had an upload schedule
@dizastr6 жыл бұрын
shit boi
@easybreezysneezycovergirl9116 жыл бұрын
Didn’t they just hire an assistant or some shit to help with video quality?
@sumeetagrawal97086 жыл бұрын
BugsyBadger HA! GOTEM!
@nelle17056 жыл бұрын
oof I didn’t know you watched these doods
@waltriguess6 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to do a compilation of all the times that Jared has lost his shit laughing at something (extra points if they turn it into a song)
@vishnuamrith9876 жыл бұрын
Walter Cabrera yes please!
@sebastianpena34496 жыл бұрын
someone please make a video compilation of jared dines laughing at dickeys jokes.
@DanielFlores-gx7xi6 жыл бұрын
Sebass Slam why did u give people this idea
@waltriguess6 жыл бұрын
I wish I had seen this comment before posting one myself saying the same thing... I'm sorry internet, I've failed you
@bdaarmy97365 жыл бұрын
That's gonna be hours long
@selenemoon22496 жыл бұрын
Gotta love The DickeyDines Show, it's like having two far-away friends and every upload notification makes me wonder with excitement what these two brilliantly awesome goofballs have come up this time. Love both of you, never stop doing what you do!
@VarsityAthlete045 жыл бұрын
Its like Christmas
@sentanyl33996 жыл бұрын
I honestly spit my food out at "cooch crumpets" hahahaha funniest thing of the day for sure
@QuinnRiley3606 жыл бұрын
When I was in elementary school some guy walked into the bathroom I was in with a huge gash on his face, cleaning it up in the sink and he looked at me and said "never get into a knife fight."
@lightingthelatenight99426 жыл бұрын
Nice editing, minus the 33 secs of black screen at the end but I can ignore that, a man's gotta eat without that war robots sponsor
@Dickey78616 жыл бұрын
gto_173 thank you very much! Sorry about that Ya boi done goofed on the export and didn’t catch it haha
@lightingthelatenight99426 жыл бұрын
no worries austin haha, say tho how long have you been doing the editing for this channel?
@M3T4LH34D916 жыл бұрын
Dudes comment made austin laugh like jared. He should be proud
@fartalone31426 жыл бұрын
"Decapitated head"... when you remove head from head
@Nathanthepleb6 жыл бұрын
Cooch Crumpets 😂😂😂
@unablenarwal88636 жыл бұрын
My mom was a receptionist at a hospital one day a guy walked in handed her a ziplock bag with his severed finger inside and told her "I need a doctor"
@jacobeberhardt16496 жыл бұрын
So at the end of the street that I grew up on there are woods. Back in those woods, deep enough that you can't see it from the street, is an abandoned red house. Me and my friends used to go back there and climb up onto the roof of the house for shits and giggles. One time me and my friend were looking after his 13 year old cousin and decided to take him back there after dark. This time we managed to find a way into the house only to find at least a dozen used condoms lining the floor. To scare him we made up a story of how a girl was gang raped and murdered in the house and thats why it was boarded up and abandoned. As we were leaving the house, we heard gunshots coming from the woods and then the impact of bullets on the house. Needless to say we fucking hauled ass out of there.
@jordanpowers67666 жыл бұрын
Damn...that's fucked
@oweeen9765 жыл бұрын
Wait a second you would hear the impact and a crack. Then the gunshots
@zenon4592 жыл бұрын
@@oweeen976 uh oh
@Kekistani_Insurgent2 ай бұрын
damn dude that’s insane
@spacecowboycade6 жыл бұрын
9:45 You could say he "lost his marbles".
@EvilAnarchy6 жыл бұрын
Cmdr Boothe fuck right the hell off
@rileyhambruch49396 жыл бұрын
I saw two or three hot dogs (people dressed as so) participating in a wall of death at a kreator and sabaton concert
@ironanvil38736 жыл бұрын
Thats amazing
@yonikup28656 жыл бұрын
Ayy nice background lights ma boys
@emojohnnie11096 жыл бұрын
I got the notification just when I was looking for Austin Dickey memes. Love y’all guys 🤘
@LogicOfCrocs6 жыл бұрын
Gothic Evil Entries make one that says COOCH CRUMPETS
@timraup48886 жыл бұрын
The pan from Austin to Jared for the elephant bit... Fuckin priceless hahaha
@kaleenia37376 жыл бұрын
What’s poppin Bimjo?
@EvilSewnit6 жыл бұрын
phat’s boppen wimjo
@memebigboy19466 жыл бұрын
bhats woppin pimjo?
@blockyoto43986 жыл бұрын
Woppin pomjo bhats
@javierolvera41906 жыл бұрын
🅱️imjo
@EvilSewnit6 жыл бұрын
Javier Olvera Jim🅱️o
@big_titan_ofleft_house83775 жыл бұрын
0:10 when the eagle learns to use a knife
@TheCreedGames16 жыл бұрын
I could see Austin being drunk and being like "Hey guys watch this" with that knife
@spirantgoblin40804 жыл бұрын
No one: Dead Japanese man: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
@spishyofficial6 жыл бұрын
As soon as I can afford a new computer, I'll definitely be making up a compilation of the fucking gold that comes from Austin's mind!
@myuu_x6 жыл бұрын
‘That picture comes with a video, Jared’ lmao
@NealEWinter6 жыл бұрын
"Prolapse the Pear" Sounds like a early 000's metalcore band.
@nathan29275 жыл бұрын
Austin’s laugh gives me life. Best thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂
@martindelaporte8228 Жыл бұрын
What in the actual shit, I laughed SO FUCKING HARD at "Coochy Crumpet", literal tears of laughter with a bit of piss.
@propyro855 жыл бұрын
When I was a Paramedic student we got called to an alleged pedestrian struck at around 10 or 11 O'clock. Turns out that wasn't what happened, but the patient still needed some help anyways. He was a homeless guy who said he had shot up some crystal meth the night before and had been drinking rubbing alcohol that morning. He agrees to come into the ambulance with us so we can assess him without everyone on the street watching. We sit him down on the jump seat, and he's behaving well and being cooperative, until I notice he has a little cut on his arm that he's suddenly fixated on. So I tell him to hold on while I get some gauze to bandage that up. In the span of time it took to turn around and pull a roll of gauze out of the cupboard and turn back around, he had started super vigorously trying bite chunks of skin and flesh off his arm around the cut. It took both myself and my preceptor to wrestle his arm out of his mouth and keep it out. The whole time we're rushing to the hospital (maybe 3 minutes away) he had been going back and forth between telling us that he'd stop and behave, to going back to trying to bite his arms off. Then suddenly he stops, looks at me and smiles with bits of skin and blood between his teeth and says "You've got a cute nose", and then goes back to trying to eat his arm without skipping a beat. It was the most bizarre and surreal thing I've ever seen while wearing a uniform (or otherwise for that matter).
@TrashPanda13026 жыл бұрын
Good god, My stomach hurts from laughing so much! Loved the video guys
@tomekgnr3216 жыл бұрын
Jared says Tony's joke at the end, like can you make it look like you hit the camera 😂😂 love it
@thecreatedvoid1176 жыл бұрын
The videos always get a like, even before actually watching it. Because honestly, when have I ever disliked a DickeyDines video? (EDIT - Grammar. 🙄)
@citizenerased1746 жыл бұрын
"Beating the snot out of her bean" I'M DYING 😂😂😂
@bryceramsey93986 жыл бұрын
I saw an old man jump out the passenger door of a van and take a diarrhea dump right on the edge of my parent’s woods. My dad and I tried to stop him, but it was already too late.
@XDarkXSlayerX926 жыл бұрын
I've got waaaayy too many crazy things that i've seen. From walking in to one of my friends performing oral sex on another friend (at my house) to an old crazy lady looking at me and was convinced i was a member of slayer (i was only 21 at the time) to seeing a friend wearing a gorilla mask chase another friend in a banana costume during halloween in highschool. The list goes on.....but by far the craziest thing i've seen is this crazy homeless guy tell me and my friends that McDonalds was built from the ground up by his family (we were at mcdonalds) and when we had to leave, he said "oh! Where do you plays live? I'll teleport you there! " we didn't even say anything and he begins to concentrate so hard that his veins were showing and his face began to turn red like a tomato. I'm fairly certain he shat his pants just by how his face was.
@richardrofacale45576 жыл бұрын
Scott,you saw your metal dude friend blowing another metal dude friend? Did they both have Slayer hair?
@IRSHMAN5 жыл бұрын
Jared’s laugh makes the world a brighter place
@goregasm97866 жыл бұрын
Just about a couple weeks ago me and my band were playing a gig out in Pelham New Hampshire. Long story short before we went on the guy hosting the show said their was gonna be a "freak show halftime show" and everybody had no clue what was going on. So they come up on stage in clown make up with one guy playing a banjo (there were three of them in the show) so for the leaders first act he took three volunteers and told the to spit in a cup the best loogy they could get and then proceeded to drink it . Then after he chugged a whole bottle of glass cleaner to wash it down. His second trick was with tic tacs he had three of them stuck one in his nose and the other two in each eye and made all three of them come out of his MOUTH. ALL THREE. While he was recovering from that another guy came up and did some not so impressive stuff. But for the leaders final act he had a tiny orange envolpe with a string and four brand new razor blades.. he then SWALLOWS all four razor blades one at a time then swallows just enough of the string so he can still grab it and one by one pulls out all four razor blades which were now tangled in the string.
@penelopegarcia65736 жыл бұрын
Bodhi McKellick Bleah.....you lost me at the loogies.....
@therestingmitchface62416 жыл бұрын
"Cooch Crumpets" Wow I've never chocked so hard while laughing before
@Evilwhiteclownpunk6 жыл бұрын
Good thing you didn't CHOKE... that would have been bad... but chocking your wheels will prevent your trailer from rolling...
@JamesSmith-gk8sz4 жыл бұрын
True story, was in jail when a line of children actually came and was staring at our pod. Does happen but all the CO's told us if anyone even blinked we would've been tased sprayed, then beaten to hell in the hole. Quietest day room we ever had lmao.
@xMRxZEROx5 жыл бұрын
Cooch Crumpets fucking killed me. And then Jared laughing his ass off at it killed me. 🤟🏻🤣 Love this fucking channel.
@wolgy44294 жыл бұрын
“BEATING THE SNOT OUT OF YOUR BEAN”
@stevonfriedman39146 жыл бұрын
It's the best feeling when The DickeyDines Show uploads, then it's a feeling of utter emptiness when the video ends
@ChrisPhillipsMusic5106 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Never watch a DickeyDines video while trying to take a drink, because there's a chance that Austin will say some fucked up shit like cooch crumpet and I'll run the risk of spitting out my drink in laughter all over my phone.
@hightower72756 жыл бұрын
The craziest shit I've ever seen is the elephant scene from the brothers grimsby
@DJ.LR2226 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when I heard the "krumpets" comment that I started crying
@mirandaolives6 жыл бұрын
CAN WE PUT COOCH CRUMPETS ON A SHIRT?
@penelopegarcia65736 жыл бұрын
Obviously Miranda Do it!
@Jay_Sidaris4 жыл бұрын
I second this notion!
@SpookyMusicStudios5 жыл бұрын
0:01 awesome butterfly knife tricks Austin 🤘🤘🤘
@trystanmarshall13626 жыл бұрын
The craziest thing I’ve ever seen is two guys read a bunch of comments even though most of them sounded extremely fabricated and not one of them doubted their credibility for a second...
@aspookyknucklehead13096 жыл бұрын
Austin "noticing" me on 2 livestreams in a row was pretty crazy!
@taku12215 жыл бұрын
omg big respect for dickeys balisong skills lol
@sen-te8oq6 жыл бұрын
I was in 5th grade when some dude rolled up in a car next to another kid across from me, the kid started running away saying "I don't know you!" and the old dude grabbed him, put him in his car, and drove off, I was hiding in a bush the whole time.
@jacks9105 жыл бұрын
sen Lie
@TheBullet00124 жыл бұрын
JacksGaming how would you know if he is lying? Were you there, in that situation?
@sen-te8oq4 жыл бұрын
@@jacks910 lmao i forgot about this comment. im fucking cringy lol
@sen-te8oq4 жыл бұрын
@@TheBullet0012 forgot about this comment until now. yeah that wasnt true i was bored and wanted to comment something lol
@TheBullet00124 жыл бұрын
sen okay.. whatever man..
@sydneyhalliwell25133 жыл бұрын
Love the intros to these. And nice work with the balisong
@FlirtyFiestyLuvr1436 жыл бұрын
You guys do really make me laugh and I love watching your videos. Keep spreading the smiles 😊😊
@wolfstar6756 жыл бұрын
Chriss Steele You're very pretty 😊😌
@RipzCritical5 жыл бұрын
Austin was killing the balisong tricks.
@CMFT_69 Жыл бұрын
0:00 Jared doing some shit clapping while Austin playing with his butterfly knife while looking bored out of his mind
@literallyjesusbehindbars2 жыл бұрын
Coming back for my yearly cooch crumpets watch, year 3.
@alisha29216 жыл бұрын
Jared losing it is the best thing 😂
@bidder3216 жыл бұрын
Austin’s reaction at 6:32 kills me every time 😂
@adriap.17296 жыл бұрын
That just gave a whole new meaning to soccer balls! My husband was driving home from work one night and saw a deer jump out in front of a guy on a motorcycle. The guy hit the deer and was impaled by its antlers. The guy died on scene.
@p1motorcarsltd5 жыл бұрын
“Cooch crumpets” is funniest thing I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣🤣
@quadshod10065 жыл бұрын
10:25 austin pissing him self laughing while dines is traumatized
@joaomonteiro79376 жыл бұрын
Never stop making this videos, they make my day!
@desidadevoid6 жыл бұрын
There's a knock at the door. A metal tray slides under. From the corner of the room Austin stirs and says "cooch crumpets again ?!" #basementboi
@mattlittke52336 жыл бұрын
The owl one is legit why dashcams were invented.
@helen.keller84316 жыл бұрын
In second grade we had this tree on the play ground and this 1st grade girl (who was later nicknamed mullet grandma) always wore baggy clothing and sweat pants one day she stood by the tree and pulled down her pants and underwear, the teacher out that day began to yell and run towards her telling her to cover up, the girl proceeded to piss herself and when the teacher got closer she sprinted down the soccer field with her pants at her ankles and was caught once she tripped although she made it pretty far
@nero123456 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love you guys 😂😂😂 I'm still laughing and I've watched this 3 times 😂
@samtheman1235 жыл бұрын
“Damn, that’s some whack shit right there” - Diggity Dines, 2018
@jaenima76866 жыл бұрын
8:14 when jared and austin find out what sex is for the first time.
@thesamwise65776 жыл бұрын
My school sociology class visits a prison
@MrLemondog6 жыл бұрын
Don’t you just hate it when you accidentally forget to tell Daddy Dickey to eat out your belly button?
@_Hissatsu6 жыл бұрын
8:50 the sound effects when he pounds the table 😂😂
@diegolorenzen20036 жыл бұрын
This isnt the craziest, but when i was 9, my first guitar teacher got arrested for pedophilia and child pornography, lucky I stopped lessons and decided to self teach myself before I he was able to get me
@cheshirecynic45246 жыл бұрын
"decided to self teach myself" You sure did a great job.
@aaronstephens12275 жыл бұрын
Literally fingered “A minor”
@lifedecoded98425 жыл бұрын
@@aaronstephens1227 oof
@jamesvocalcover84376 жыл бұрын
Once I was a volunteer fireman, I went to a call at 2 am ( I went to sleep at around midnight, so I only had about 2 hours of sleep) anyway, a car crashed killing the driver and the passenger BUT their baby who was held by the passenger and not in a car seat, flew through the front windshield decapitating the baby and the body literally looked like it splashed on the wall in front of the vehicle. Had to force myself to sleep, eat and drink for the next 3 weeks.
@CJ_YT.5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ.
@borisscatterbrayne65025 жыл бұрын
...holy fuck man
@nate_k92776 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooo Austin’s flipping is getting better
@tinae45306 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy these types of videos😊 They are so entertaining. Thank you guys for making our days better with every upload❤️
@stainofm1nd11 ай бұрын
I fucking lost it when Austin said "That's a good trick" 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ 13:00
@thetincan_man5 жыл бұрын
i'd watch 15 minutes of that intro, anyone else?
@grantlathrop32895 жыл бұрын
0:00 just casually flipping a knife
@akarbit3r1114 жыл бұрын
Jared looks mortified from the elephant video lol Also, "PROLAPSE THE PEAR" Me: dead lmao
@LuisMorales-cq5wq6 жыл бұрын
I forgot until now, but after a concert in San Diego I was walking to my ride that was next/behind the venue and there was a store that was for lease or something at the end of stores close by that had a concrete barrier about 4 feet high around it, as I walked by I heard something and looked....saw a dude with his pants down and a lady bent over in front of him, made eye contact with him for a second and continued to walk, super awkward
@felixhamel23986 жыл бұрын
8:50 O O F O O F
@codyhanna19316 жыл бұрын
And the owl lived to tell???😂😂😂
@nayibgrijalva6 жыл бұрын
I had to visit the Coroner this year. Saw a green corpse of a homeless guy, a few dead grandmothers, and a dead baby.
@2brosontheinternet4096 жыл бұрын
My sister is a nurse and she works in dialysis (they purify soiled blood) and they hook patients to a bunch of tubes and one of the nurses didn’t properly lock the tube in place. It detached and the patient got covered in his own blood. When telling me this story, she said "he wasn’t only pale from the blood loss"
cooch crumpets was the hardest ive laughed in a long time.
@darijapavlovska68676 жыл бұрын
I just got my "Iron Maiden" tickets for this summer 🤘
@erichlewis9606 жыл бұрын
Darija Pavlovska aye that's lit, I'm still saving for Metallica's north America tour
@darijapavlovska68676 жыл бұрын
36 Telivision Tables I'm a girl but still thanks😊😂
@darijapavlovska68676 жыл бұрын
Erich Lewis I'm sure you will get the ticket and have fun 😊🤘
@erichlewis9606 жыл бұрын
Darija Pavlovska idk I'm still saving up but I don't think I'm gonna be able to afford it since I'm buying my first guitar but I'mma work my ass off to check it off my list.
@darijapavlovska68676 жыл бұрын
Erich Lewis either way thats great😊 metallica will do a lot more concerts and shows and I think that is better to get the guitar because playing one is great😁🤘
@Sither045 жыл бұрын
The Dicky Dines show cured my depression
@wearethefallenmusic5 жыл бұрын
Cooch Crumpets I’m fucking dying that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard today I’m crying I had to hear that multiple times
@canobeans12105 жыл бұрын
LOL Austin with the knife in the beginning
@Jay_Sidaris4 жыл бұрын
COOCH CRUMPETS WTF I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@borbleborb45863 жыл бұрын
Austin: **joke** Jared: **falls back, opens mouth as wide as possible, suffocates**
@fupaking77176 жыл бұрын
3:42 same my guy.. but you got lucky. Both senpais never notice me.. 😂😭😭
@benjaminstephens54106 жыл бұрын
who let them get a butterfly knife
@kmate73046 жыл бұрын
This lighting setup is pretty nice, the look of the videos seems to reach the quality of the content ;D
@misscacti21266 жыл бұрын
Really digging the newer setup with the wash lights, it looks super cool 👍