Craziest Things Ever Seen

[@mikerowland4004]

The rest of the story of the lady getting stabbed. A police officer turned the corner when the lady was running on to the side walk. He and some other people stopped to help. I gave my account of what i saw to the police and went about my day. Still not believing what I saw.

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

That is truly insane....damn.

[@PsyFyFungi]

@@ArkaeaFCL3 i scrolled down hoping so badly to see this here. thank you for delivering.

[@stratoc9568]

What happened with the husband

[@julianherrera6677]

Epic prank bro

[@dbdaylightsgames5747]

Wow

[@tomekgnr321]

"You know this show works just because of you"

[@bearthedevil9675]

Tomislav Gredisnjak that depressed hit of reality moment 😂😂😂

[@ddub1253]

he knows it why do u think he made a show with him. jareds made me laugh for sure but a lot lot less often. Austin is a comedian.

[@penelopegarcia6573]

Cooch Crumpets!

[@nesfan8]

I think they are perfect, since Austins jokes are fucking funny as hell, and Jareds laugher tops it off.

[@MooseyFate100]

Wholesome as heck

[@LuciusVorenusOfficial]

I once saw The DickeyDines Show have a regular upload schedule with audio that is clear. It's nuts.

[@JFrohlichMusic]

BugsyBadger so you heard they had an upload schedule

[@dizastr]

shit boi

[@easybreezysneezycovergirl911]

Didn’t they just hire an assistant or some shit to help with video quality?

[@sumeetagrawal9708]

BugsyBadger HA! GOTEM!

[@nelle1705]

oof I didn’t know you watched these doods

[@waltriguess]

Someone needs to do a compilation of all the times that Jared has lost his shit laughing at something (extra points if they turn it into a song)

[@vishnuamrith987]

Walter Cabrera yes please!

[@sebastianpena3449]

someone please make a video compilation of jared dines laughing at dickeys jokes.

[@DanielFlores-gx7xi]

Sebass Slam why did u give people this idea

[@waltriguess]

I wish I had seen this comment before posting one myself saying the same thing... I'm sorry internet, I've failed you

[@bdaarmy9736]

That's gonna be hours long

[@selenemoon2249]

Gotta love The DickeyDines Show, it's like having two far-away friends and every upload notification makes me wonder with excitement what these two brilliantly awesome goofballs have come up this time. Love both of you, never stop doing what you do!

[@VarsityAthlete04]

Its like Christmas

[@sentanyl3399]

I honestly spit my food out at "cooch crumpets" hahahaha funniest thing of the day for sure

[@QuinnRiley360]

When I was in elementary school some guy walked into the bathroom I was in with a huge gash on his face, cleaning it up in the sink and he looked at me and said "never get into a knife fight."

[@lightingthelatenight9942]

Nice editing, minus the 33 secs of black screen at the end but I can ignore that, a man's gotta eat without that war robots sponsor

[@Dickey7861]

gto_173 thank you very much! Sorry about that Ya boi done goofed on the export and didn’t catch it haha

[@lightingthelatenight9942]

no worries austin haha, say tho how long have you been doing the editing for this channel?

[@M3T4LH34D91]

Dudes comment made austin laugh like jared. He should be proud

[@fartalone3142]

"Decapitated head"... when you remove head from head

[@Nathanthepleb]

Cooch Crumpets 😂😂😂

[@unablenarwal8863]

My mom was a receptionist at a hospital one day a guy walked in handed her a ziplock bag with his severed finger inside and told her "I need a doctor"

[@jacobeberhardt1649]

So at the end of the street that I grew up on there are woods. Back in those woods, deep enough that you can't see it from the street, is an abandoned red house. Me and my friends used to go back there and climb up onto the roof of the house for shits and giggles. One time me and my friend were looking after his 13 year old cousin and decided to take him back there after dark. This time we managed to find a way into the house only to find at least a dozen used condoms lining the floor. To scare him we made up a story of how a girl was gang raped and murdered in the house and thats why it was boarded up and abandoned. As we were leaving the house, we heard gunshots coming from the woods and then the impact of bullets on the house. Needless to say we fucking hauled ass out of there.

[@jordanpowers6766]

Damn...that's fucked

[@oweeen976]

Wait a second you would hear the impact and a crack. Then the gunshots

[@zenon459]

@@oweeen976 uh oh

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

damn dude that’s insane

[@spacecowboycade]

9:45 You could say he "lost his marbles".

[@EvilAnarchy]

Cmdr Boothe fuck right the hell off

[@rileyhambruch4939]

I saw two or three hot dogs (people dressed as so) participating in a wall of death at a kreator and sabaton concert

[@ironanvil3873]

Thats amazing

[@yonikup2865]

Ayy nice background lights ma boys

[@emojohnnie1109]

I got the notification just when I was looking for Austin Dickey memes. Love y’all guys 🤘

[@LogicOfCrocs]

Gothic Evil Entries make one that says COOCH CRUMPETS

[@timraup4888]

The pan from Austin to Jared for the elephant bit... Fuckin priceless hahaha

[@kaleenia3737]

What’s poppin Bimjo?

[@EvilSewnit]

phat’s boppen wimjo

[@memebigboy1946]

bhats woppin pimjo?

[@blockyoto4398]

Woppin pomjo bhats

[@javierolvera4190]

🅱️imjo

[@EvilSewnit]

Javier Olvera Jim🅱️o

[@big_titan_ofleft_house8377]

0:10 when the eagle learns to use a knife

[@TheCreedGames1]

I could see Austin being drunk and being like "Hey guys watch this" with that knife

[@spirantgoblin4080]

No one: Dead Japanese man: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

[@spishyofficial]

As soon as I can afford a new computer, I'll definitely be making up a compilation of the fucking gold that comes from Austin's mind!

[@myuu_x]

‘That picture comes with a video, Jared’ lmao

[@NealEWinter]

"Prolapse the Pear" Sounds like a early 000's metalcore band.

[@nathan2927]

Austin’s laugh gives me life. Best thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂

[@martindelaporte8228]

What in the actual shit, I laughed SO FUCKING HARD at "Coochy Crumpet", literal tears of laughter with a bit of piss.

[@propyro85]

When I was a Paramedic student we got called to an alleged pedestrian struck at around 10 or 11 O'clock. Turns out that wasn't what happened, but the patient still needed some help anyways. He was a homeless guy who said he had shot up some crystal meth the night before and had been drinking rubbing alcohol that morning. He agrees to come into the ambulance with us so we can assess him without everyone on the street watching. We sit him down on the jump seat, and he's behaving well and being cooperative, until I notice he has a little cut on his arm that he's suddenly fixated on. So I tell him to hold on while I get some gauze to bandage that up. In the span of time it took to turn around and pull a roll of gauze out of the cupboard and turn back around, he had started super vigorously trying bite chunks of skin and flesh off his arm around the cut. It took both myself and my preceptor to wrestle his arm out of his mouth and keep it out. The whole time we're rushing to the hospital (maybe 3 minutes away) he had been going back and forth between telling us that he'd stop and behave, to going back to trying to bite his arms off. Then suddenly he stops, looks at me and smiles with bits of skin and blood between his teeth and says "You've got a cute nose", and then goes back to trying to eat his arm without skipping a beat. It was the most bizarre and surreal thing I've ever seen while wearing a uniform (or otherwise for that matter).

[@TrashPanda1302]

Good god, My stomach hurts from laughing so much! Loved the video guys

[@tomekgnr321]

Jared says Tony's joke at the end, like can you make it look like you hit the camera 😂😂 love it

[@thecreatedvoid117]

The videos always get a like, even before actually watching it. Because honestly, when have I ever disliked a DickeyDines video? (EDIT - Grammar. 🙄)

[@citizenerased174]

"Beating the snot out of her bean" I'M DYING 😂😂😂

[@bryceramsey9398]

I saw an old man jump out the passenger door of a van and take a diarrhea dump right on the edge of my parent’s woods. My dad and I tried to stop him, but it was already too late.

[@XDarkXSlayerX92]

I've got waaaayy too many crazy things that i've seen. From walking in to one of my friends performing oral sex on another friend (at my house) to an old crazy lady looking at me and was convinced i was a member of slayer (i was only 21 at the time) to seeing a friend wearing a gorilla mask chase another friend in a banana costume during halloween in highschool. The list goes on.....but by far the craziest thing i've seen is this crazy homeless guy tell me and my friends that McDonalds was built from the ground up by his family (we were at mcdonalds) and when we had to leave, he said "oh! Where do you plays live? I'll teleport you there! " we didn't even say anything and he begins to concentrate so hard that his veins were showing and his face began to turn red like a tomato. I'm fairly certain he shat his pants just by how his face was.

[@richardrofacale4557]

Scott,you saw your metal dude friend blowing another metal dude friend? Did they both have Slayer hair?

[@IRSHMAN]

Jared’s laugh makes the world a brighter place

[@goregasm9786]

Just about a couple weeks ago me and my band were playing a gig out in Pelham New Hampshire. Long story short before we went on the guy hosting the show said their was gonna be a "freak show halftime show" and everybody had no clue what was going on. So they come up on stage in clown make up with one guy playing a banjo (there were three of them in the show) so for the leaders first act he took three volunteers and told the to spit in a cup the best loogy they could get and then proceeded to drink it . Then after he chugged a whole bottle of glass cleaner to wash it down. His second trick was with tic tacs he had three of them stuck one in his nose and the other two in each eye and made all three of them come out of his MOUTH. ALL THREE. While he was recovering from that another guy came up and did some not so impressive stuff. But for the leaders final act he had a tiny orange envolpe with a string and four brand new razor blades.. he then SWALLOWS all four razor blades one at a time then swallows just enough of the string so he can still grab it and one by one pulls out all four razor blades which were now tangled in the string.

[@penelopegarcia6573]

Bodhi McKellick Bleah.....you lost me at the loogies.....

[@therestingmitchface6241]

"Cooch Crumpets" Wow I've never chocked so hard while laughing before

[@Evilwhiteclownpunk]

Good thing you didn't CHOKE... that would have been bad... but chocking your wheels will prevent your trailer from rolling...

[@JamesSmith-gk8sz]

True story, was in jail when a line of children actually came and was staring at our pod. Does happen but all the CO's told us if anyone even blinked we would've been tased sprayed, then beaten to hell in the hole. Quietest day room we ever had lmao.

[@xMRxZEROx]

Cooch Crumpets fucking killed me. And then Jared laughing his ass off at it killed me. 🤟🏻🤣 Love this fucking channel.

[@wolgy4429]

“BEATING THE SNOT OUT OF YOUR BEAN”

[@stevonfriedman3914]

It's the best feeling when The DickeyDines Show uploads, then it's a feeling of utter emptiness when the video ends

[@ChrisPhillipsMusic510]

Note to self: Never watch a DickeyDines video while trying to take a drink, because there's a chance that Austin will say some fucked up shit like cooch crumpet and I'll run the risk of spitting out my drink in laughter all over my phone.

[@hightower7275]

The craziest shit I've ever seen is the elephant scene from the brothers grimsby

[@DJ.LR222]

I laughed so hard when I heard the "krumpets" comment that I started crying

[@mirandaolives]

CAN WE PUT COOCH CRUMPETS ON A SHIRT?

[@penelopegarcia6573]

Obviously Miranda Do it!

[@Jay_Sidaris]

I second this notion!

[@SpookyMusicStudios]

0:01 awesome butterfly knife tricks Austin 🤘🤘🤘

[@trystanmarshall1362]

The craziest thing I’ve ever seen is two guys read a bunch of comments even though most of them sounded extremely fabricated and not one of them doubted their credibility for a second...

[@aspookyknucklehead1309]

Austin "noticing" me on 2 livestreams in a row was pretty crazy!

[@taku1221]

omg big respect for dickeys balisong skills lol

[@sen-te8oq]

I was in 5th grade when some dude rolled up in a car next to another kid across from me, the kid started running away saying "I don't know you!" and the old dude grabbed him, put him in his car, and drove off, I was hiding in a bush the whole time.

[@jacks910]

sen Lie

[@TheBullet0012]

JacksGaming how would you know if he is lying? Were you there, in that situation?

[@sen-te8oq]

@@jacks910 lmao i forgot about this comment. im fucking cringy lol

[@sen-te8oq]

@@TheBullet0012 forgot about this comment until now. yeah that wasnt true i was bored and wanted to comment something lol

[@TheBullet0012]

sen okay.. whatever man..

[@sydneyhalliwell2513]

Love the intros to these. And nice work with the balisong

[@FlirtyFiestyLuvr143]

You guys do really make me laugh and I love watching your videos. Keep spreading the smiles 😊😊

[@wolfstar675]

Chriss Steele You're very pretty 😊😌

[@RipzCritical]

Austin was killing the balisong tricks.

[@CMFT_69]

0:00 Jared doing some shit clapping while Austin playing with his butterfly knife while looking bored out of his mind

[@literallyjesusbehindbars]

Coming back for my yearly cooch crumpets watch, year 3.

[@alisha2921]

Jared losing it is the best thing 😂

[@bidder321]

Austin’s reaction at 6:32 kills me every time 😂

[@adriap.1729]

That just gave a whole new meaning to soccer balls! My husband was driving home from work one night and saw a deer jump out in front of a guy on a motorcycle. The guy hit the deer and was impaled by its antlers. The guy died on scene.

[@p1motorcarsltd]

“Cooch crumpets” is funniest thing I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

[@quadshod1006]

10:25 austin pissing him self laughing while dines is traumatized

[@joaomonteiro7937]

Never stop making this videos, they make my day!

[@desidadevoid]

There's a knock at the door. A metal tray slides under. From the corner of the room Austin stirs and says "cooch crumpets again ?!" #basementboi

[@mattlittke5233]

The owl one is legit why dashcams were invented.

[@helen.keller8431]

In second grade we had this tree on the play ground and this 1st grade girl (who was later nicknamed mullet grandma) always wore baggy clothing and sweat pants one day she stood by the tree and pulled down her pants and underwear, the teacher out that day began to yell and run towards her telling her to cover up, the girl proceeded to piss herself and when the teacher got closer she sprinted down the soccer field with her pants at her ankles and was caught once she tripped although she made it pretty far

[@nero12345]

I absolutely love you guys 😂😂😂 I'm still laughing and I've watched this 3 times 😂

[@samtheman123]

“Damn, that’s some whack shit right there” - Diggity Dines, 2018

[@jaenima7686]

8:14 when jared and austin find out what sex is for the first time.

[@thesamwise6577]

My school sociology class visits a prison

[@MrLemondog]

Don’t you just hate it when you accidentally forget to tell Daddy Dickey to eat out your belly button?

[@_Hissatsu]

8:50 the sound effects when he pounds the table 😂😂

[@diegolorenzen2003]

This isnt the craziest, but when i was 9, my first guitar teacher got arrested for pedophilia and child pornography, lucky I stopped lessons and decided to self teach myself before I he was able to get me

[@cheshirecynic4524]

"decided to self teach myself" You sure did a great job.

[@aaronstephens1227]

Literally fingered “A minor”

[@lifedecoded9842]

@@aaronstephens1227 oof

[@jamesvocalcover8437]

Once I was a volunteer fireman, I went to a call at 2 am ( I went to sleep at around midnight, so I only had about 2 hours of sleep) anyway, a car crashed killing the driver and the passenger BUT their baby who was held by the passenger and not in a car seat, flew through the front windshield decapitating the baby and the body literally looked like it splashed on the wall in front of the vehicle. Had to force myself to sleep, eat and drink for the next 3 weeks.

[@CJ_YT.]

Jesus Christ.

[@borisscatterbrayne6502]

...holy fuck man

[@nate_k9277]

Ooooooooo Austin’s flipping is getting better

[@tinae4530]

I really enjoy these types of videos😊 They are so entertaining. Thank you guys for making our days better with every upload❤️

[@stainofm1nd]

I fucking lost it when Austin said "That's a good trick" 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ 13:00

[@thetincan_man]

i'd watch 15 minutes of that intro, anyone else?

[@grantlathrop3289]

0:00 just casually flipping a knife

[@akarbit3r111]

Jared looks mortified from the elephant video lol Also, "PROLAPSE THE PEAR" Me: dead lmao

[@LuisMorales-cq5wq]

I forgot until now, but after a concert in San Diego I was walking to my ride that was next/behind the venue and there was a store that was for lease or something at the end of stores close by that had a concrete barrier about 4 feet high around it, as I walked by I heard something and looked....saw a dude with his pants down and a lady bent over in front of him, made eye contact with him for a second and continued to walk, super awkward

[@felixhamel2398]

8:50 O O F O O F

[@codyhanna1931]

And the owl lived to tell???😂😂😂

[@nayibgrijalva]

I had to visit the Coroner this year. Saw a green corpse of a homeless guy, a few dead grandmothers, and a dead baby.

[@2brosontheinternet409]

My sister is a nurse and she works in dialysis (they purify soiled blood) and they hook patients to a bunch of tubes and one of the nurses didn’t properly lock the tube in place. It detached and the patient got covered in his own blood. When telling me this story, she said "he wasn’t only pale from the blood loss"

[@XbninjaXIV]

Cooch crumpets... Please I'm in class!!! Lmfao

[@Deeeejj]

Austin says anything Jared: HAHAGFAHAGAGAGAGGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHS

[@PatTanzi]

that elephant video was hilarious

[@peachcobbler2550]

cooch crumpets was the hardest ive laughed in a long time.

[@darijapavlovska6867]

I just got my "Iron Maiden" tickets for this summer 🤘

[@erichlewis960]

Darija Pavlovska aye that's lit, I'm still saving for Metallica's north America tour

[@darijapavlovska6867]

36 Telivision Tables I'm a girl but still thanks😊😂

[@darijapavlovska6867]

Erich Lewis I'm sure you will get the ticket and have fun 😊🤘

[@erichlewis960]

Darija Pavlovska idk I'm still saving up but I don't think I'm gonna be able to afford it since I'm buying my first guitar but I'mma work my ass off to check it off my list.

[@darijapavlovska6867]

Erich Lewis either way thats great😊 metallica will do a lot more concerts and shows and I think that is better to get the guitar because playing one is great😁🤘

[@Sither04]

The Dicky Dines show cured my depression

[@wearethefallenmusic]

Cooch Crumpets I’m fucking dying that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard today I’m crying I had to hear that multiple times

[@canobeans1210]

LOL Austin with the knife in the beginning

[@Jay_Sidaris]

COOCH CRUMPETS WTF I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@borbleborb4586]

Austin: **joke** Jared: **falls back, opens mouth as wide as possible, suffocates**

[@fupaking7717]

3:42 same my guy.. but you got lucky. Both senpais never notice me.. 😂😭😭

[@benjaminstephens5410]

who let them get a butterfly knife

[@kmate7304]

This lighting setup is pretty nice, the look of the videos seems to reach the quality of the content ;D

[@misscacti2126]

Really digging the newer setup with the wash lights, it looks super cool 👍

[@willkrause3979]

the minecraft sound at 8:50 killed me

[@Forest_V19]

Love the edits in this video. So funny!