Would You Rather 2018!!!

[@Kate-vk7hv]

You are both just a psychiatrist's dream.

[@Repavich]

this should be top comment lol

[@CageyTroller]

Especially Austin lmfao

[@quanahriddle3065]

@@Repavich it is top comment.

[@Repavich]

@@quanahriddle3065 only because I said so.

[@quanahriddle3065]

@@Repavich cool

[@nicolaferrier8280]

So basically Jared: would you rather listen to metal or rock Austin: would you rather douse yourself in battery acid after being rebirthed from a cow or watch A Serbian Film on repeat

[@guitarandgames1386]

Don't mention that film lmao. Shits fucked

[@user-gu3ie]

Dear lord,the fact you know that movie..(also i) is really messed up😂 that shit is still causing misfires in my brain

[@bitterman3072]

@@user-gu3ie That movie is like Care Bears don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[@devboyd1783]

I've been desensitized to anything you can possibly watch. So, I'd watch it again.

[@donderwalvis6772]

"Have you ever held a cat that doesn't want to be held? Try eating a cat that doesn't want to be eaten" -Austin Dickey 2k18 #qoty

[@xMRxZEROx]

There should be a Facebook page started based on Austin's infinite words of wisdom. 🤣

[@MFAK7398]

Tyler Messer it would be called “The Danny DeVito’s underboob”

[@xtexaschainsawx]

LMAO

[@DassaToilet]

The only time walls are walls, are when they hold up houses.

[@akarbit3r111]

wanna add a like... but it's at 666

[@Nathanthepleb]

Austin's questions are savage 😂

[@The_JustJoshing]

NMetal25 This comment has the most likes I’ve ever seen without a reply

[@nikkiisntdum257]

@@The_JustJoshing U FUCKED IT UP

[@gracierhea3830]

Austin: *walks in on Jared tryna pull an Ozzy Osborne on a cat*

[@CanIgetSubswithnovideos-os1ms]

That’s what I was thinking 🤣

[@joshuastrong2398]

@@CanIgetSubswithnovideos-os1ms Look up your name, you people are disgusting. You could do anything you can record yourself doing your goddamn homework

[@yesiactuallymadethismyname8177]

@@joshuastrong2398 whoa bother, that’s probably just some fucking kid makin a joke chill you fucknut

[@TheKriegsman]

Stolen

[@Quiet_Viking]

16:00 Jared testing the waters

[@teagueanderson7507]

"That was a joke." Yeah right Jared. I think that was the most serious question he asked.

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

@@teagueanderson7507 That was "kindof a joke" he said 😏

[@Tainami_]

What was going through Austins head when writing those questions? xD

[@JT-tp7on]

He's my type of dude honestly 😂☠

[@Dogepugs]

Death Metal Lyrics...

[@Mark-ix4zt]

Would you rather Jerk off your dad?😂😂🤣🤣

[@zachbrown8421]

marco tanne “he’s either cumming or bleeding”

[@tomekgnr321]

Do more of these

[@Haxprocess]

Aidan Bouw R.I.P dime and vinnie :(

[@DoozieDoodle]

Rip Dimebag Crackerbarrel

[@gamerkid2004]

Rip dime and vinnie

[@Fungusgunk]

"I'm not gonna *Britney Spears my mom.*"

[@Maggot-ov4eu]

But everything else is like.. . tony. I Just Died there😂

[@anathema7813]

742617 Maggot 000027 ayyyyyyyyyyy Jim boiii

[@Maggot-ov4eu]

Hi!

[@wyattroberts5774]

Do you listen to slipknot? 😂

[@zerofox641]

Jared asks questions about music/life Austin asks questions a crackhead thinks about while they're high Really says a lot about how their brains operate

[@sirhawkjames]

calling your genitals "gennies" is the most OP thing i've heard this year

[@bread5788]

These two have such a good friendship that they hardly ever notice the camera it's just like we are watching them have a good conversation about funny shit

[@gaudetgaming]

“I’m not gonna Britney Spears my mom” -Jared Dines 2018

[@ginjaninja102]

Watching this with my cat and he just got up and ran away lmao

[@theresnomich5954]

ginja ninja Did you Eat It?

[@terraria7042]

Perfect timing

[@stevenrogers1812]

Love how dark Austins mind goes haha lol 😆

[@andrewmagee8868]

Rip Dining with Dickey

[@dillonbarkemeyer7652]

I'm thinking about starting a cover band called "Jennie's out". (with that spelling so it's easier) and all Lyrical content will be nothing but Austin quotes.

[@josephreesespuffs6181]

DANKY DOOK SHOW BACK AT IT AGAIN ASK JEEVES THICK BOYS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@unknowngaming1432]

Joseph Reese’s Puffs you forgot about Bimjo

[@josephreesespuffs6181]

Bimjo is never forgotten

[@sergeantsnuggles7433]

I think I should call the RSPCA on Dicky

[@skeen9703]

Sergeant Snuggles no kidding I think we need to investigate into this

[@alexanderleahy2097]

@@stevestevestevesteve6466 was gonna say the fuck is the RSPCA? 😅 I only know ASPCA

[@andrewkorner2167]

​@alexanderleahy2097 RSCPA is the same concept but in Australia

[@dewashishmanjoshi5926]

Jared: would you rather not do this one thing you love or something you would hate to do Austin: would you rather be physically traumatized or mentally traumatized

[@asonia1586]

This was great. Do a part 2

[@jakecarlile5720]

Austin... You're a goddamn creative, comedy genius.

[@dylanzrim1011]

Switch 2 babies. Us smart ones will find twins 😂😂

[@riffsfromtheabyss666]

Jared was too nice compared to Dickey's questions 🤣

[@ZoeGandy]

jared having more morals over eating a cat than switching babies is a mood

[@TrickMileyMusic]

Austin: *has to choose between The Contortionist or Panic At The Disco* *CONFUSED HOT TOPIC NOISES* All respect guys love you vids

[@salvatorevulcano2427]

I love watching these over again for the 10th time. Never gets old.

[@missjayspeechley9213]

7:10 translated: would you rather, sleep with a trans woman, or a trans man. Good to hear an answer that was not entirely transphobic. And from my experience, most guys would. But few would admit to it, so kudos there boys.

[@depressispaghetti3535]

Really dude? Stfu

[@piercewolf4586]

One of the best videos they’ve made in a long time

[@jaygrand4180]

hope that blizzard will see this video and sponsor austin

[@al.s.3277]

I’m still trying to understand how Jared can scream like a demon but can laugh like a granny as well😂😂😂❤️

[@disturbedenvironmentalist2313]

When he said “I’m not going to Britney Spears my mom”, I literally spit out my water 😂

[@lucy9500]

“ God deliver me the power to strike down my enemies ... HHUUUNNNNGGGFF “ 😂😂 me everyday before school or me everyday looking at myself dressed in metal merch before I leave the safety of my own room .

[@jacobreis5076]

@@norgepalm7315 wtf? Why would u ask that?

[@svinjamaria]

“I’m so tired of sex” weird flex but ok

[@RyanDainjur]

Austin went straight up psycho on his questions lmao

[@umgofficial1838]

Please bring back story Time gaming

[@georgewalker3702]

You freak me out

[@anthonyreynoso7275]

I want Austin’s “Strike down my enemies” line as a text tone...gold...

[@Indi]

Thank you so much lmao, I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

[@TheNOOCH333]

I just discovered this channel and been binge watching these videos. I have to say Austin is legit one of the most hilarious guys on KZbin

[@JimDewdGuitars]

True guitar players will go mute no second thought

[@98izzark69]

Buckethead

[@tresixteen]

Dude wtf is wrong with Austin

[@roquerockero]

Tresixteen what do you even mean

[@tresixteen]

roquerockero did you watch the video?

[@roquerockero]

Tresixteen yes😂you don’t know Austin is like that?

[@tresixteen]

roquerockero lol no I do, but it still blows my mind at times.

[@BrokenGodEnt]

He seems like every other 18-25 year old I know tbh

[@bigbirdsmurderer4168]

Damn I’m sad to know Austin doesn’t like doing Dining With Dickey lol they’re super funny, and it’s nice to see them not just sitting there talking every single video lol also Jared’s question about an unknown song vs a popular cover literally describes Our Last Night lmfao

[@charliewolcott4970]

Nobody: Jared: *WELCOME DO THE DYNKEY CRYNK SHOW*

[@trunkmonkey16]

Oh God...ask jeeves...that, that makes me feel old.

[@loganshate]

Return of the Night of the Living Dead! Like 1984 or 85 I think, those zombies explained the brains thing cause they could still talk a bit, and said that they were after people's DOPAMINE cause its the chem in your brain that blocks pain and provides pleasure, they said they ate the brain to get it to mask the pain of literally being alive again while facing the pain of rotting to pieces. Thats pretty Heavy bro!

[@Connor-fy2wh]

The editing for this channel keeps gettin better, I’m lovin the comedy

[@sikstene]

Honestly the fact that metal songs are your ads is great bc I've never skipped a single one

[@luvittodeath7031]

17:11 the Stones started out with covers. So I would start with covers and once I get successful and start writing originals.

[@dalewithit]

Austin is crazy. I could honestly listen to nothing but The Contortionist for the rest of my life and probably be ok

[@oresthopiak8609]

Being mute but being able to play any instrument is kinda worth it, you can create literally any music, and if you need vocals, you would need only one person Imagine being able to make music videos where you play 20 instruments, that would be really amazing

[@lucasmunson6835]

14:51 just find a friend with a goldfish or something and take it out of it’s tank, easy

[@thomasbyrne2879]

I'm standing outside your window right now...

[@dennisavila317]

This video is honestly the funniest video ever, definitely need to do another one

[@chaotic_wyvern4251]

4:54-5:05 is the equivalent to “SHIIIINEEEEEE BAAAKAAAA” in anime

[@blindorion9737]

War Robots!

[@blindorion9737]

Can’t sleep. Will be on the radio for the first time tomorrow 98.7khowl Altus Ok 8-11. Call and fuck with us!

[@ajrockel3838]

Man. This is hilarious

[@tamiswanson8761]

The War Robots thing stop being funny a really long time ago now its just annoying why wont you all just let it die.. It kind of ruining The DickeyDines Show in a way, Every video I wtch its war robots this or war robots that or its something they say in the episode with one word replaced with war robots... Annoying. Please. Let. This. Over/ Used. Meme. Stop

[@blindorion9737]

A, since I downloaded War Robots from Jared's sponsorered advertisement I have been pushing for a solid sponsorship from WAR ROBOTS so these guys can keep doing what they are doing. Promoting WAR ROBOTS is not a free campaign for me, it is to say that the world can enjoy a realistic and fun MPG promoted by guys I (excuse me=Greg) feel is full of fun and enjoyment. Its cool if you think that sponsorship and promotion is a joke, but to me bro. WAR ROBOTS is real. Thanks!

[@tamiswanson8761]

I dont think its a joke but they will never get the sposorship because we give war robots so much free advertising by keeping this meme going.. why should they pay them we every damn video say war robots for free already? And Im not saying the game sucks its just annoying seeing war robots in every single comment section on every single video of theres.. Like everyone thinks they are the first to do it or that they are so funny commenting something about war robots but everyone does it so its now just a annoying fad. Sorry if I felt like I attacked you personally I didnt mean to Im just so annoyed by it.. My bad though still

[@limper5422]

austin ; would you rather let a snake Jared: oh god here we go again

[@therestingmitchface6241]

Well then.... now we know how Austin's mind REALLY works

[@northstarz1125]

Should’ve just kept the “sitting on a toilet” bit as Austin’s entry lolololol so fkn good!!!!!

[@deja3963]

"would you rather sleep with a man that looks like a woman or a woman that looks like a man" is the only question where I'd say both lol

[@helena4652]

oooh the zombie question reminded me of my favorite book 'The girl with all the gifts'! kinda follows that kind of lore, where some of the zombies are sentient... highly, highly recommend :)

[@jeffseven2194]

Great read

[@shyank_life2899]

"Nostalgia Man" -Austin So perfect with the Animaniacs shirt on my dude!

[@kcoda8999]

So I just found out my little 10 year old brother downloaded War Robots on my mom’s phone. This, jury, has officially proven *JARED AND AUSTIN ARE 10 YEAR OLDS*

[@happyenoughtodie7059]

No

[@michaelcosta7235]

Jared after the third question: I don't want to play this game anymore.

[@epicwinning18]

5:12 "As much as I hate this answer.." *palm suction* lolol

[@jacobshoop5640]

I love DickeyDines! It’s the only show that actually makes me laugh!

[@thedisabledviking]

10:14 i would go with the instrument one

[@thedisabledviking]

i would talk to them by texting them, ore something like that

[@buffkonradin]

Its always a surprise what lighting you guys gonna use

[@GreatGreebo]

Soooooo....I watched this and just gave The Contortionist another listen and WOW! I do like them...thanks!

[@videocure846]

4:10 Netflix intro

[@anathema7813]

When u gonna do another guitar teaching vid!!!! Its great my boiiis

[@williamalonso8768]

I was expecting Jared to choose the burglar considered the striped shirt he's wearing.

[@phyrexianvenom6529]

Boulder punchline got my coffee escaping from my stomach through my nose. Thx Dickey.

[@kaosluckerwilson6355]

"But everything else is like....tony" HAHAHAHA 😂❤

[@sjslaten]

At 16:13 the second option is pretty much what happened to disturbed. Don’t get me wrong I enjoy disturbed, but I heard that most people only know them for sound of silence.

[@milowolfface9392]

Really? Isn't the song they are most known for Down with the Sickness. Like I know sound of silence cover was massive but definitely not enough to over shadow the other song. At least I don't think so, but I do hope so. Be fucking hilarious.

[@MotorMarvin]

Woooot! love you guys!

[@Dagen2112]

Jared: Can I be on bath salts while I eat the cat while it's alive? Intelligence: 1000

[@luli237]

I don't know why but jared's answers made me think he is a sweet genuinely good guy 😍

[@dankay7982]

He didn't mean that to happen. He's sorry.

[@EpicMel0ns]

This was the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time 😂😂😂

[@ajklee6138]

Austin's questions will make you reevaluate your life 😂

[@jakesklodowski9321]

You should listen to clairvoyant again by the contortionist, it takes a couple of listens to fully appreciate and dig it. I like it as much as language now and it’s been like that for awhile now, listen to it again.

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

You're absolutely right! I saw them play more tracks from it live and it made me wanna give it another listen! I would agree I like it just as much if not more in some aspects!

[@jakesklodowski9321]

The DickeyDines Show holy shit thanks for responding you made my day haha! And that’s awesome man took me a bit to appreciate as well rock on man 🤘

[@jakesklodowski9321]

The DickeyDines Show they’re absolutely amazing live the 3 times I saw them, I got to meet them too they’re really all nice down to earth guys.

[@elenik2402]

I love this concept, would love a part two!

[@24Kewldude]

Much love Jared and Dickey. Dickey, you always find a way to have me laughing so hard my abs hurt and that use to not happen often until i started watching these vids. Thanks guys.

[@IshidaNikurasu]

Can i be under the influnece of like Bathsalt while doing it? -Jared Dines 2018 🤣

[@zebsmith5201]

Austin your questions had me laughing so hard I threw up 😂 you should do stand up.

[@canonryanestes1134]

Notification squad, all nighters are worth it!

[@Magmoormaster]

As a semi competitive paintballer, taking 6 movies of being shot naked wouldn't be nearly as bad aa the alternative.

[@TylerG60]

Dickey's got some dark "would you rathers."

[@NickMackey_37]

10:13 like Craig Jones in slipknot he doesn’t talk at all

[@mistakenintegrity]

More of these!!

[@kimcarlxh]

Alright!!

[@0pher545]

22:00 way to flex on us Jared

[@jessegardner33]

The mental turmoil around Jared as he's explaining the cat eating and his brain says "no!!! We need a disclaimer!"

[@DecontructRecreate]

Jared seriously step your game up man, Austin is spitting liquid lava and youre all about those kindergarten questions

[@baelek]

5:06 Paladins exist, you know (although it's not as good as OW)

[@markokraljic9978]

Baelek and tf2

[@anonymousfyrefly3350]

16:07 you’ve fulfilled a ton of fanfics

[@Ranesbane]

Austin! Ice Nine Kills has a new single!

[@LordScottPwn]

Earliest I've ever been, make it good boys

[@FERNsS-pc9dt]

I am coming to the concert tomorrow night my name is Lawson. GA

[@helmzmen]

Jared: I'm talking like Stairway to heaven Bohemian Rhapsody *ANY PANIC! AT THE DISCO SONG* w t f dude

[@meiermakesmusic]

Nice Animaniacs shirt, Dickey. *HeLlOoOo, NuRsE!!!*