Crazy Entitled Neighbour Pulls Out A Weapon On Us r/NeighborsFromH€ll

[@heathermiller5765]

Happy birthday to me! 🥳

[@MarkNarrations]

Happy birthday Heather, get in here folks and give Heather a happy birthday 😁❤

[@lolaj9701]

Yo, happy birthday bro

[@janmots2829]

Happy Birthday mate. 🎂🎂😄

[@LadyJoolree]

Happy birthday, it's Heather's birthday! Happy, happy birthday to you!! 🥳

[@LunaP1]

And to me. Also, Happy Earth Day.

[@slytherinlibrarian3501]

I love Mark's enthusiasm for Nightmare Neighbours. It's a combination of his enjoyment of the petty drama and his own neighbour waffles. I hope that we can get more of them as stories become available.

[@hunnykun101]

Why do I picture a elderly man standing next to his window, arm cross with a stern look while wearing a huge parking cone hat on his head! He's protecting his space from unwanted cars! XDD

[@krattgirl124samarama4]

Hey Mark. I was a weird neighbor when I was little because every time I went for a walk around the block all of our neighbors’ cats would walk up to me and rub their legs against me and let me pet them. I’m pretty sure those cats saw me as their queen lol

[@damien678]

are you a Disney Princess, by chance?

[@krattgirl124samarama4]

Considering that the new cats in the neighborhood still walk up to me and purr, I think I might be at this point

[@badkitty4922]

That's awesome. They sense your kind and loving soul. We all know cats just do go up to ANYONE without reason. Congrats, Your Feline Highness, May the Blessings of the Egyptian Goddess Bast serve you well.😘😘💖💖👍👍🙏🙏🐈🐈🙋🙋

[@alakazamlover4908]

THAT IS ADORABLE!!! I Wish i had that power :( I mean most animals i meet love me but all the same, not to htis scale

[@roxysmith7562]

Cooking and Mark’s voice, love that combination 😄

[@MarkNarrations]

What we cooking today Roxy?

[@roxysmith7562]

@@MarkNarrations Chicken Teriyaki with avocado and bulgur :) one of my favorite ‘quick’ meals.

[@marist6734]

Sees a nightmare neighbor story Mark: Im gonna put the creepiest man I can find as my thumbnail.

[@-mokerly-5984]

I always look forward to these, more because of Mark's input than the stories themselves. Having a kind, compassionate person reading the stories is important to me to be able to enjoy listening, since these stories are often quite personal and here for all us strangers to judge.

[@FriedaMMartin]

Last minute Mother’s Day orders coming in fast. It’s always nice to have entertainment while I work

[@MarkNarrations]

Enjoy Frieda :)

[@threeducks157]

Good freaking god I had completely freaking forgotten, bless you for reminding me !!!!!

[@janmots2829]

That Cone Man one made me laugh. "SILENCE! YOU DARE SPEAK BACK TO CONE MAN FOOLISH MORTAL!" 😂😂😂

[@CynicalChick777]

The best episodes of Nightmare Neighbors was the lady who wanted who her neighbors to stop using their fireplace and she would film every time they did. And the one who heard loud music all the time even when no one was around - sounds like she had some weird brain condition. British tv on YT ftw.

[@BlueAnimeCat21]

i dont know how you stay so positive, i feel like im just far too cynical whenever i watch your vids and you constantly surprise me thank you for being so unapologetically yourself love to see it every day

[@clydethehobo2687]

So long as I don't live a nightmare neighbor story, I'll always find nightmare neighbor stories entertaining.

[@niac8635]

Whoo! Right in time for the midmorning slump! Hope all is well. Love to you and Poppy! 😊🧇

[@MarkNarrations]

Good morning!

[@Whoreoscope]

Good Morning Mark! I have some sad family stuff going on right now, and I'm so thankful for your videos. They make me smile no matter what.

[@MarkNarrations]

Sorry to hear that Bella, whatever is going on, I'm wishing you the best my friend. Much love!

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗

[@jesswagner7391]

Story 5(Cone Man) reminds me so much of the Pittsburgh chair 🤣. People here shovel out parking spots in front of their houses when it snows and then put a lawn chair in the spot so you can't park in it. Heaven help you if you touch the chair 😂.

[@Cheycartoongirl8]

Hello Waffle Gang! Stopping in while shifting from my second job to my first! Hope you're all having a fantastic day! Life Hack: After washing the dishes, throw your sponge in the microwave for 2 minutes! This has been proven to kill 99% of germs!

[@MarkNarrations]

Nice tip!

[@Cheycartoongirl8]

@@MarkNarrations I do my best! Hope you're having a great day Mark!

[@badkitty4922]

Thank you! Don't have a microwave but, I put it in the top rack of the dishwasher. I heard it does the same thing.😘💖👍

[@Russman67]

Every good hero needs a villain. Swanman needs Coneman

[@kerribottriell-baxter7345]

Ah... the neighbours that aren't so good... the reverse of "Everybody needs good neighbours... with someone with a little understanding..." 😂

[@louellacharlton4425]

So glad I live 20 miles out of town. My nearest neighbors live 1/4 mile from me.3 acers fenced 5ft high chain link, 7 dogs because shitty people from town think it's ok to throw dogs out here in country but no shitty neighbors! 😆 tyvm Mark. Stay safe please. Peace

[@MrMrSockhead]

Day: 119 of telling Mark that he is wonderful and deserves the world

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Hey you yes you remember to take care of yourself gosh darn it, you are always valid, and I love you and care about you so please take care of yourself 💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Sorry if I miss any in the near future my body is being stupid

[@Acidfunkish]

Same to you, bud. Hope it's nothing too serious. You never need to apologise for taking time for yourself! Do whatever you need to do. We'll be here, awaiting your return, if need be. ✌🏻

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@Acidfunkish awwwwww thank you so much and I hope it isn't too, it's probably my body over reacting but I'll try to keep you updated 💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗

[@karinlumm5123]

Please keep the nightmare neighbours thread going Mark, giving me giggles. Much love.

[@kendallann4444]

Hey mark and all I’m bottle feeding a baby mouse my dad rescued. I named her Pebbles.

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Awwwww baby

[@kendallann4444]

@@broken_queer_but_fighting8589 she’s so sweet I wish I could upload mouse tax lol

[@MarkNarrations]

Aww cute name :)

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@kendallann4444 💜💜🤗🤗

[@kendallann4444]

@@MarkNarrations thanks I stole it from the Flinstones lol 💜

[@Mewse1203]

That dude blew himself right into dropping dead. Stress kills.

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Whoever is reading this i send hugs and great vibes. Drink water, eat food, nap, take a break, take care of yourself gosh darn it. And if you don't I swear I will find you and keep you in a cottage and take care of you. 🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Sorry if I miss any in the near future my body is being stupid

[@louellacharlton4425]

Hello Broken. Gosh I hope you are doing well. Stay safe my friend. Please take care of yourself. Peace

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@louellacharlton4425 awww thanks you too 🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜

[@louellacharlton4425]

Oh well know that we all have issues like that from time to time. My time was for 2 weeks back. Just relax and know we will be here when you are up to moving your fingers again. Please take care and stay safe. Peace my friend

[@damien678]

It's always great seeing you around

[@yef122]

I laughed so hard during the cupboard story - very well written and hilarious. 😆😅🤣 🧇🧇🧇

[@saskia8567]

Hey Mark, I hope tomorrow will be everything you hoped for and more, and it'll be a great last goodbye to your father and bring some closure. I wish you much strenght. I'll think of you both tomorrow!

[@fuilli]

story 13: that guy who mumbled that crazy stuff, all I have to say is "OW, the _edge"_

[@sonofhell98]

Ive only ever had normal neighbours so hearing these stories is so entertaining. Guess Ive been super lucky so far 😳

[@christyricker8736]

This was pure nectar from the gods, my main man!!!!

[@astronautviolet153]

I always enjoyed having lunch or dinner or snack listening to mark Nair write some crazy ass stories

[@kerridwynntheacegoblin6465]

Chair People were common in my hometown. They always set up chairs in spaces, especially in the winter, and would get angry for the same reasons as Cone Man.

I was suffocating from laughing at the cupboard people omg lmfao

[@vikingreflections2824]

Having gone through a Nightmare Neighbor myself ( that ended after I finally got fed up and almost pit him in a wood chipper ) I like this set of stories.

[@PoisonDistilled]

"Coop duh grace" I'm dead 18:52

[@audreym3908]

I love the fact that I don't have crazy, entitled neighbors; sadly I can't make a post about my neighbors since some of them are lovely and kept to themselves at times.

[@OZARKMOON1960]

I quite enjoyed the British ones. The council can take away stereos and tellys? Wow.

[@boneymeroney2674]

I've been cackling over these stories all afternoon.

[@sophiaann8918]

Mark: But we'll save that story for another time.... Us: wait...wait no waffle? There's no waffle? 😢

[@lilmsmetal]

Nightmare neighbour stories are the best.

[@Enterprise2010]

This has to be one of the funniest posts you’ve done. I’m liking the British stories the most.

[@FelineFosterFamily]

Just remembered you like to hear about what we do while listening to your stories :) I used to listen to them while I worked to help me focus (ADHD) and also while doing housework for the same reason. I also really enjoy the stories so will listen to them sometimes while driving. So thanks for all the content! :D

[@janetac1738]

I love The nightmare neighbor stories! Except I miss your little giggle after you say butthole... Am I the butthole(giggle) 😂😂😂

[@aoiphantom5254]

Close to where I live , a man was stabbed to death in his own garden by his neighbor after a disagreement. Happened right in front of his children, he was only 31 years old

[@scrotuspotus6632]

you know that's why i keep a gun on me cause if you pull a weapon on me mines bigger LOL

[@missluciddreams3472]

I am so far behind...my youngest just got out of the ER with severe Bronchitis so Mark's voice makes everything better 😁

[@clappingpenguin4256]

Just got finished freshening up (shave and bath) and now listening to you, Mark! 😊 Much love, mate! 💛🤗💛

[@heatherdickau5335]

"On the Game" the only reason I know what that mean is because I watch a lot of British murder mysteries.🤣🤣🤣

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

I love the night mare neighbor stories. I have a few of my own.

[@fairymaid23]

Love the nightmare neighbors!! Keep em coming please

[@novabrilliant4510]

Just got back from getting my first vaccine shot and it's waffle time!!! This day just keeps getting better. Nightmare neighbor stories are too much fun.

[@masnakajima]

I live in Brazil and have a dog, we moved into an apartment complex and asked the complex manager if she knew of cats for adoption. She introduced me to a (very) young lady and her 3 (pre-teen) sisters living a few buildings away who had 2 litters of kittens. Thing is, of the dozen of cats they have, I apparently got the one their kids loved the most and since my dog is big, they were concerned, so I let the girls come see that Kitty the then kitten was ok and Gringo the dog was harmless. Gringo is that dog who loves everybody and is good with kids, so he quickly became a local celeb and all the kids on the apartment complex literally shout his name and come running to pet him. Problem is, the 3 younger sisters AND their friends started to knock on my door demanding to see both Gringo and Kitty. Gringo loves the attention, but Kitty is terrified because the kids don't leave her alone and I just want some quiet time to chill with my pets. Even when I ignore them, the kids came almost everyday and keep knocking on my door for 10-15 minutes straight even if I fake there is no one home. Then if the kids do see me they'd complain that I didn't open the door to let them in, even when I told them I was busy and I'd tell their parents when it was ok to visit (note: I NEVER ACTUALLY GOT TO KNOW THEIR PARENTS! They just let the kids roam freely after school and I was also worried about they ending up "going to play" on some predator's place. I mean, as a single petit Asian woman I might not look threatening BUT there are predators from any genders and ethnic groups. And if anything ever happens to any of those kids, I could end up as a suspect). Since I don't know those kids' parents, I asked the complex manager for some advice and she told the families. That finally made the kids refrain from knocking on my door whenever they felt like it.

[@sarahjaneuldricks6729]

My dad is the neighbour from hell. Unkempt yard, holier than thou, cars and scrap everywhere... but what takes the cake is the semi trailer. When my grandma died my hoarder dad decided he wanted a small house's worth of stuff, but it wouldn't all fit in our house because it was the same size at my grandma's house. So he did the only reasonable thing and got a semi trailer and dumped it in our driveway. It was really easy to tell where our house was and anyone who complained got an earful about how this is America and he does what he wants. He's been petitioned more than once to get garbage out of the yard, whether it be dilapidated cars or rusted safes. It's only then that he'll begrudgingly let things go, but it'll be quickly replaced by something else.

[@rossvegas1346]

I... don’t think the first poster knows anything about the Brady bunch

[@fostermom2cats821]

I couldn't tell my neighbors from hell story on here, but I did just post it on reddit. Its called neighbor goes crazy, police surround the neighborhood. Interesting story if you want to read. Many prayers for you as your dads funeral is tomorrow. May peace find you and your family.

[@billierumer1991]

Mark! You should totally do a video on mother in laws from hell. Love your videos!! Hope you’re doing awesome.

[@CouncilEstateRach]

Public road you can park on....anyone anytime.

[@damien678]

tfw it's 4am, you've got a wicked headache, and yet marks voice is nice to your fucked up tinnitus ears

[@danpeters6874]

I love the nicknames people give to their neighbors, like “Coneman.” My wife and I had “Dump Truck Asshole” and “Alarm Asshole.” Dump Truck Asshole would park his dump truck in the fire lane right in front of our building. It was a full sized dump truck with a diesel engine. He would let it idle for up to a half an hour. It was right outside my balcony so the noise and smell of the exhaust was a problem. He stopped after I called the cops on him. Alarm Asshole had a broken car alarm that would go off every half hour throughout the night, it would keep everyone awake. Despite this being a violation of a local noise ordinance, the cops didn’t really do anything. In fact the police dispatcher told me I should contact the HOA. I was a renter, the landlord didn’t have their contact info. I think eventually he moved out. Glad I don’t live in that apartment anymore

[@Mitzthatonekid]

My b- day falls on mother's day lmao- love ya Mark! *also please make more Mark stories pls*

[@alboyer6]

Ug. These make me worried. Getting a new neighbor soon in a duplex and I so hope they will be as good as my last neighbor....

[@Chubbasaurus]

I have one. We used to live next to a lovely old woman. Sadly, she passed away and we got neighbours who were... significantly less nice. Their front garden was trashed. They screamed at each other constantly. Their children were feral - they once took a dump on the public path outside their house and started playing with it with toy cutlery. But this story is about the wife's brother and his friends. It was the early hours of the morning and they were congregated outside the house with their motorbikes, drinking, smoking, and yelling. My mum, a single woman with two small kids, came out to politely ask them to be a bit quieter since said small children (one of which being me) were trying to sleep. One of these men advanced on her, ignoring her repeated warnings to stay away. I don't want to consider what he planned to do. Enter the hero of the story: my german shepherd collie cross, Jinx. Now this dog was a lovable moron. In the first few weeks we got her, she destroyed an expensive pair of shoes and the landline, and when thrown a ball, would let it bounce off her face with no reaction. Absolute twit of a dog. And whenever she went out, it was a charge to a chorus of barking. But not this time. Jinx stalked out of the house, went down the garden path to the public, stood there staring this creep down, and snarled. My mum says she never heard that sound come out of Jinx before nor since, but it sounded she was about to go for the kill. The man, cowed, retreated, and Jinx escorted my mum back inside and was there for comfort when she broke down crying. They tried to report us for a dangerous dog, but the investigators took one look at my soft as pudding goofball and dismissed that claim altogether. RIP Jinx, you were the best dog a girl could ask for.

[@purpleiguana208]

Mark, I've got a nightmare neighbors story for you. If you like it, feel free to use it for a video. When I was in college, I still lived at home with my dad and older sister. We rented a house in this quiet little part of town. Well, it was quiet until the house next door got rented by a bunch of college guys who, we presume, got mommy and daddy to pay for it so they could have the freedom of not living on campus. They were loud. They were obnoxious. They didn't care about the neighbors around them. They would throw loud, late-night, drunken parties. Every trash day, there were MOUNTAINS of empty beer cases and other booze bottles. Several times, I went out to ask them to be quieter, because my bedroom was in the corner of the house that was closest to their back yard, where most of the noise came from. If it was a good day, they'd quiet down for a few minutes before getting louder. It was rarely a good day. We started calling the police on them. They took the police a little more seriously than they took us. A little. It got to the point where we were actually given permission to dial 911 to get an officer to respond to their house--apparently we weren't the only ones in the neighborhood calling the police. I never personally did that, but I don't know if my dad ever did. Around this time, the decorative tree in our front yard that flowered every year began to die. I rather expect that they'd use it as a pissing post during their many drunken parties. Or else they poured booze on it to kill off the roots. Whatever the reason, pretty sure they were responsible. The coup de grace came when I wasn't there, but my father told me about it. It was a spring day in southwestern Missouri and, being the midwest, the sky can get all kinds of rotation happening in the spring. One day, there was a tornado watch/warning and, as is tradition in the midwest, all the homeowners went outside and walked to the ends of their driveways to look up at the sky. While they were out there, one of the college boys runs out of the house in a panic, calling out to everyone, "Does anyone have a basement? We don't have a basement! There's a tornado and we don't have a basement. Does anyone have a basement?" My dad said that it was like this big choreographed moment that had been painstakingly practiced for weeks and weeks. Everyone turned to look at college boy, and IN UNISON, turned on their heels and walked silently back to their houses. Dad had to choke back a laugh as college boy said, "I'M NOT KIDDING, WE DON'T HAVE A BASEMENT!" Now, the water table being what it was in that part of town, no one had a basement. But college boy didn't know that. They moved out shortly after. I'm sorry I missed that.

[@benry007]

I bought my first house when I was about 25. The area wasn't great but it wasn't dangerous or anything. After moving in I had the pleasure to meet the alcoholic lady across the street. I was having a BBQ with my friends on a sunny Sunday afternoon. I left my driveway gate open (last time I ever did) and this lady saw that as an invitation to walk into my garden and come talk to use. She was slurring her words and stumbling about (I never saw her any other way). She came to warn us about how we couldn't trust anyone round here and how everyone was out to get her. She was crying and talking all sorts of nonsense. Honestly my neighbours were lovely and she was the only one that caused a nuisance. She would stamble up and down the road and nearly got her self run over all the time. She would scream and argue with her friend. She would also come knock on your door and ask you to call her a taxi so she could go down town. Then ask to 'borrow' money for said taxi.

[@bubbles9287]

Omg!!! That’s the best live stream idea EVER!!! Also, I have a neighbor story too. I woke up to sanitary pads and tampons stuck all over my front door. It’s a crazy story🤣

[@MarkNarrations]

A bit late but just got the tee sent today via tracked delivery so I'll keep an eye on it 😁

[@bubbles9287]

@@MarkNarrations you’re such an angel!! Kiddo feels bad that you had to pay for shipping again. Awww! 🥰 Just shoot me a message on discord when it’s out for delivery and I’ll keep my eyes wide! The post isn’t messing this up again! You’re the best, thanks so very much!❤️

[@ciomaria6137]

Omg, if you draw a map of story locations, PLEASE do an MS Paint one... I know you are capable of a higher quality one, but the best Reddit stories usually include crappy MSP maps. Lol

[@MarkNarrations]

It must be ms paint! :)

[@LadyJoolree]

You could do housemates from hell. I have a few stories to tell for damn sure!

[@karendaniel620]

Always love nightmare neighbors.

[@Dragonemperess]

A neighbor came in, drunk, and peed on the floor in my room. Including my, at the time, favorite hoodie. >:(

[@tianarose3085]

my mum and stepdad were the nightmare neighbours. constant screaming inside the house and out, smashing of beer bottles that were being thrown around at people’s heads. i feel so sorry for the people who live near them now.

[@chulutheimposter5415]

Hello Mark!! How is your afternoon? You happen to post right as I was about to start eating my last two waffles! Now I have something to enjoy while I am eating them! Also, I hope all is well and I wish you a fantastic day!!

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Nice

[@chulutheimposter5415]

@@broken_queer_but_fighting8589 Keep up the good comments! Not only do they motivate me but they motivate many others as well! I wish you a fantastic day as well

[@MarkNarrations]

Nice!! Make sure to stock up on those waffles! :)

[@chulutheimposter5415]

@@MarkNarrations Will do!

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@chulutheimposter5415 awwwww thanks so much, much love 💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗

[@MsUnamusedNerd]

A duck taped used sanitary pad on the back door… Reminds me of when me and my sister went to sonic and someone had a pad stuck to the side of one of the stalls you order.....disgusting.... I feel bad for the employees they had to scrape that off....

[@Acidfunkish]

This sub makes me really nervous. Like, I'm about to spend a week canvassing the neighbourhood about problem people, before I move. And, after 2 decades of living in houses, I am NOT looking forward to apartments, again. 😭 The one potential good thing is if you get into a building into which utilities are included in rent. Taking a 4 hour long, scalding shower is a luxury I haven't felt in a long, long while.

[@zombiexi1292]

I used to be a nightmare neighbor because I had untreated depression and would have major breakdowns that would involve shrieking and loud sobbing. 😅 Sorry previous neighbors. I'm being treated now and I haven't had a depressive episode since starting my treatment so I'm a much better neighbor now lmao

[@alicewilloughby4318]

14:50 - "Blower Dude" sounds like he has a weird form of OCD.

[@Helenahandbasket1971]

This just happened yesterday. I was going outside to smoke (cigarette, it was too early to get high, it was like noon) and as soon as I stepped into the hallway (our doors all face inside) in could hear a bunch of people yelling at each other. I glanced their way (I mean they were loud) but barely a glance. Well a few hours later I was going downstairs to talk/hang with my neighbor. One of the earlier yellers came at me, cussing me out for calling the manager on them. I stopped her (because I don't put up with anyone's shit) and informed her that I was not the one who called on them. That personally I didn't give a shit if they were fighting, didn't care if they killed each other. Told her, "We live in the same complex, that's it. You mean nothing to me, as long as you don't bother me, I don't care about you. That being said, you come at me like this again, and you'll get my full rath" She stood there, not knowing what to say, I finished with, "You have the day you deserve" I stopped telling people to have a nice day years ago, I wish them the day they deserve, and let Karma sort it out from there🤷‍♀️

[@fate_clotho9596]

I have a few petty ones from my Neighbor From Hell: They have four vehicles for two people, grabbed one is the Nightmare Neighbor's husband's work truck. The other three are: A Chrysler 300, a Jeep and now a giant pickup truck with an extended cab. We share a two car "driveway" , parking spots, rather, at the rear of our single level condos. She'd parked this huge pickup not only way over on my side, but crooked. Enough that I double checked to see if she'd hit my car and I had to be extra cautious backing out. I even took pictures thinking I might show the HOA. She'd been out walking her dog, she talks extremely loud, so could hear her. I left and when I came back, she'd drawn on the pavement with children's sidewalk chalk a line going between our vehicles and then written on her side in all capitals: "MY PARKING SPACE!!! MY PARKING SPACE!!!" 😂😂😂 I was like WTF?! lol how childish can you be?! It didn't last long, though, as it has started to rain. I was hoping he husband would see it, since he and I have talked on multiple occasions if we're giving each other enough space since he usually parks his work truck there. And there's a TON of space between her truck and the wall of her garage! I normally park way over, more than I need to, towards my garage. The other thing, Cupboard People: She's related to them! LOL she slams the cupboards EVERY TIME she touches them! Slams things into and out of them! We share a wall and or condos mirror each other, so my kitchen wall is her kitchen wall. I've never heard so much banging of cupboards in my life! She'll slam a cupboard door four, five, or more times in a row to annoy me lol She'll tell her dog to piss and shit on my lawn, which is just ridiculous. They know I don't have a dog and it's just causing the landscapers to step in/pick up her shit. OR cause the neighbor's kids to step in shit. Plus she knows if I'm in my living room or bedroom I can hear her because she talks that loud and the windows are that thin. When she gossips about me with the neighbor's out front, I can hear probably 65-75% of it, sometimes more, depending on where she's standing. If she wants me to hear, like when she said she was pouring into my window the other week, she'll say my nickname. I keep a journal.

[@rossvegas1346]

I absolutely love how British people mispronounce French words. I feel like that’s on purpose and I dig it

[@pattipayne8202]

I am from the states but love the UK stories.

[@aprilfox9205]

Keep the british ones up man, us U.S. muggles love the spicy ones...😂✌

[@heathermiller5765]

Muggles lol 😄

[@adrianfrift7571]

Please do more of these, they are amazing

[@katiesmith2031]

Hi Mark thanks for the video how's your day going today? Much love

[@MarkNarrations]

Decent, thank you!

[@Mewse1203]

I love these stories.

[@littleflame5530]

Here is one of my worst nightmare neighbor stories. I was living on my own. I dont know who was responsible. Some one kept cutting my chicken coup gate so the Hens would be all over the yard. Theyd also be breaking the locks of my horses stalls. Now there were coyotes around. My old bay clydesdale was a gelding. My Tennessee Walker was a semi wild stallion. He was my favorite. He would chase the coyotes if I let him. I came home from work one night and saw something in the exercise coral. I pulled my pick up to the fence and saw buddy my clydesdale on his side. I ran over picked up his head and saw he had been attacked by a group of animals multiple bites and huge gashes. I immediately called the vet. Took pics sent them to her. My heart was breaking. I knew already he needed to be put down I just needed some one to tell me I was right. She said he would bleed out before she could get there. And that the gash in is throat was too big and with multiple bites it was more human to put him down. I said you have been the best employee I could ask for. The best animal besides Razor. I hate to do this but I cant sit here and watch you suffer. I went got my 30.6 out of my truck. Kissed him on his forehead and said goodbye then shot him. Called the police soon after. Told me I needed to fix the locks on and in my stable. I said i have for the past three weeks. I said everytime you come out it is the same thing. Then 3 days later I came home to the door ripped off my stable. Razors stall had been broken into. But he was gone. I looked for him every where. Another neighbor called saying he thought he found my stallion. I went to see and my best friend was lying dead from a broken neck on a property hed never went near. I left the bank have my ranch after that found out the neighbor that had tried to buy me 4 years before got the place. I suspect him still. The police for whatever reason also marked it as the animals were breaking out even though the locks were clearly broken on the outside and the doors werent broken. If a horse kicks a stall door it splinters and if it is hard enough the hinge of the lock is broken not the lock itself. The hinge of the part the lock latches to is torn off the side post of the stall. But this the lock looked like a sledgehammer had broken it and the door to the stables was ripped off from outside again a horse kicking inside would have pushed it out not in. But I'll never know the truth.

[@iliketoast_5956]

I had a nightmare neighbor a few years ago. Apparently the house we had bought belonged to their daughter an owner or two before us (she had two not very well behaved children that would scream constantly whenever she visited her parents next door and would always glare at us). The neighbor lady always wore a muumuu and would constantly be on our case (I get the feeling they didn't like that we were living in their "daughter's house"). They had 3-4 dogs, a one small one named Mr Barkley (I'll leave you to imagine why), and 2-3 bigger dogs (think Pitbulls or Labs). They never walked their dogs or played with them, just left them outside in their tiny fenced in yard. Did I mention their yard was full of tacky junk and unkept plants? Literally nowhere for the dogs to run or play. The dogs would be outside for, on average, 8 hours a day. Continuously barking because they were bored and uncared for. It got to the point where we had to call the cops, and they threatened to take the dogs. Moved pretty shortly after that, but I hope their dogs were taken from them. Edit: Forgot to mention that the bigger dogs would slam themselves against our fence and at one point bent/broke the wooden planks. They also tried to dig under it.

[@itjustmemanning8441]

The cupboard people remind me of my nice neighbors. They slam their car 🚗 doors all the time. Drives us crazy 😐. Then every night around 9pm they start slamming both car doors one at a time 🙄! It's not something I'd feel comfortable 😌 asking them about but WTH 🤔

[@gina928]

Loved it! I would like to hear more.

[@saltytoshiro3685]

Day 106 of reminding Mark that he's amazing and that his work is appreciated ❤️

[@elbandito5725]

Wow this was hilarious. I really enjoyed it, enough to leave a comment. lol great work, love your channel!

[@elsemiekeanna]

Love the Idea for the livestream. Can't wait for the next one 😆

[@Hazbin-hotel-babe]

Thanks for the extra stories

[@commandogirl22]

Brit Neighbors from Hell is just great to listen too lol Even though I don't understand some of the words used XD

[@terrey7768]

Loved the vid today! Love the interesting and a little bit petty content 😂🧇

[@Mewse1203]

May the bounty of the Waffle Maker feed you when you're hungry. Much love guys.

[@izzlebizzle9581]

Cone man sounds just like my dad lol

[@riceracm]

I _love_ the bad neighbors stories, thanks for these Mark! Also, this has nothing to do with the video, but I just discovered an *AWESOME* British show called _Plebs..._ I. Have. Been. Cackling. Nonstop. 🤣🤣🤣 There are 5 seasons on Amazon Prime video; if you haven’t watched, do yourself a favor and check it out. Is/was it a popular show over there?

[@lindacozette9617]

Love the nightmare neighbors

[@romonaelrod7870]

Good afternoon all, hope that you are all well. Love the waffles and waffle gang.

[@pinkdipi]

I personally had plenty of bad experiences with obnoxious, disrespectful, narcissistic, partying, loud sex having and outright dangerous druggies and and gun shooting neighbours, that I've had more than enough. Listening to these scary ones gives me anxiety ;_; I mostly skip videos with this genre. I find it endearing though how you get so excited ^_^ Good for you I guess :D

[@laurenparajecki1387]

my family lives near a bar in our current town. we moved in here in 1999 or 2000, i was too young to remember anyway. for too long we had to put up with drunk fights, people walking through our yard, and people parking in front of our driveway. after one too many incidents during the time our town's main street was repaved, the place ended up being shut down for 30 days (it was even in the news, just look up waterford wi bar closed temporarily) and since they reopened we havent really had any problems. and the bar got shut down for several reasons: serving alcohol off property (aka letting the patrons bring their alcohol outside which you need a permit for), smoking within a nonsmoking area (they let people smoke inside, the bar is attached to the front of the house and the owners live in the attached house), noise complaints, drunks trespassing in neighbor's yards, and throwing their fourth of july parties without a legal permit for 18 years. and the owner was drinking at his own bar, which is a big no-no. at least now we can safely say that there probably wont be too much that will happen for a bit, but we did have a guy once try to break into our house while we were home and my dog (a black labrador/great pyrenees mix) jumped up onto the door and shut the door on this guy (our door is weird. if its locked inside then its unlocked outside and if its unlocked inside then its locked outside. its been like that since we moved in)