r/IDWHL Entitled Woman Demands I Clean The Public Toilet

[@invadar789]

I'm picturing Mark getting all blushy and embarrassed while singing even though he's alone in a room and honestly that may be the cutest thing I've ever imagined

[@noellarsen6612]

This comment is giving "my smol bean" energy

[@quarterknight3572]

I didn't know I needed to hear an Oogie Boogie song today until I heard it. How glorious of that man to deal with that Karen lol

[@mirandanils5114]

petition for mark to sing at some point in every video :)

[@Park-Kim_VMin]

YES

[@LunaP1]

Here’s my signature.😂

[@imdone9967]

Signed

[@agentmitochondrion8049]

Signature

[@sochalant8056]

C Silver

[@DarthAndrew520]

As much as I doubt that oogie boogie story happened for reals, its pretty awesome that you went along with it and sang that.

[@Indi_Waffle_Girl]

Right?? I wish it were real. I wonder how many reddit stories are actually legit. Do you think it's likely that there are more legit ones in r/relationships and AITA than other subreddits? And yes mark is the best and his singing made me literally grin so hugely. 😁

[@Gr33nP1x13]

That was epic...& if it's real & someone gets the CCTV footage, they should put it ALL OVER KZbin

[@chaseashley6775]

I’m a songwriter and I likely wouldn’t be able to come up with songs that fast. Maybe in the moment I would reference the “You’re jokin’!” But I wouldn’t come up with the other lyrics until I’m on my way home.

[@celticraven8523]

When I heard it I got major de ja vu. Like I could of sworn he’s sung that before

[@des1279]

@@chaseashley6775to be fair he did preface it with the fact he’d thought about what he’d do if he ran into a Karen in the wild so maybe he thought of it before and it was a good time to use it lol idk tho bc you’re right it would be super unlikely to think of that on the spot and under pressure (idk about him but I get nervous when any stranger talks to me lol esp an angry one)

[@TheNormExperience]

That last story? All I could think of is that tv clip of Jessica Simpson earnestly asking, “Wait, so it’s called ‘Chicken of the Sea’...but is it chicken or fish?!”

[@viddergrapho8488]

I think I took physical damage from that story. Oh my god you don't want to think people are that dumb.... but they are.

[@IggyHitokage]

@@viddergrapho8488 For further proof, people actually ingested bleach thinking it was a cure for the 'rona. 46 people in Texas. The depth of human stupidity is bottomless.

[@badkitty4922]

Omg, lmao!! Grreeeaaat, now I can't get that scene out of my mind!lol!🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😘😘😘💖💖💖💖

[@shebakoby]

I think I can explain nasty toilets in nice places. The Karens that regularly patronize said fancy places are deliberately gross to stick it to the cleaning staff, whom they look down upon.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

"You're Jokin'! You're Jokin'!" I love this! Rich Man, Good Mom and Sick Kid; what a wholesome story! Rich AND kind! Does he have a brother? ;-) Actor/Doctor story: I've heard actors run into that surprisingly often - people who think that the TV show is real and that the actor really is a doctor, cowboy or whatever. Kinda' sad, really.

[@lisanygaard2720]

You hear stories about actors who play villains being accosted on the street.

[@ivymcassey2405]

The lady in the 1st story is beyond a hero for cleaning up after other people’s poop 💩 & pee mess & equally for standing up for herself.

[@dm9078]

School I used to service had a student who would crap in little used areas of the building and smear it on walls . It is a big Victorian style building so lots of nooks. The principal teachers and custodians did everything they could to catch him. It wasn’t until we installed cameras that they caught the kid. The head custodian showed me the tape. The kid was expelled. So there are crazy people out there. The kicker was two weeks later I went into a small pizza shop near my house and the kid was behind the counter. I turned and walked out.

[@Indi_Waffle_Girl]

Good choice. Poop hands pizza sounds like death 😂

[@amanur1518]

We had the same issue at a school I used to teach at, or so we thought... We would get to the building every morning and at least one teacher would find waste smeared on a wall or in a corner somewhere. All the teachers would joke about which classroom "the phantom shitter" would strike next We even had a special assembly about it and the headmistress pleaded with the kids to please stop and asked the person who was doing it to come forward so we could get them counselling. It turned out that there were a couple of stray dogs who had found a way to climb into the building at night and it was the dogs pooping everywhere.

[@allenwalkeranime7968]

@@amanur1518 Wow.

[@audreym3908]

@@amanur1518 was it awkward for the principal to explain what happened?

[@amanur1518]

@@audreym3908 She never really did. We all just kind of shrugged it off. The kids thought it was funny.

[@theblackantonio]

The rich man story was unexpected wholesome.

[@MegaGinia]

As a beginning teacher, we were told to befriend the cleaning, cafeteria, office, and other support staff. Best advice ever! I imagine it holds true for any job, really. If you have an ally in support staff, the sky’s the limit! A little kindness goes a very long way, which is a lesson Karen cannot seem to grasp. Edit to add: I wish more stories had music in them! You are a gem, Mark, who brings joy to all!💗💐✌️

[@lisanygaard2720]

Good advice. (I actually also work at a trucking company, and the women’s bathrooms are disgusting.) I made friends with the custodians. They know everyone and everything that’s going on.

[@MegaGinia]

@@lisanygaard2720 lol. When I worked at a small coffee shop, I had to clean both the men’s and women’s restrooms, and the women’s was always 100 times worse to clean! Although, if we are talking about horrible restrooms, the boys restroom in the Kindergarten hallway at one of the schools I taught at could often be smelled as one opened the door to enter the building! One of the first grade teachers told of the time that she had to go into the boys room to fetch a couple of her boys who had been a little too long, and found a few little boys in the middle of the room, urinating as they spun around. Apparently they were “trying to make rainbows,” and for some reason, this made perfect sense to them!

[@Puppeteer007]

I was support staff (front desk) a while ago at a doctors office and you better believe that I was more helpful towards the staff who treated me like a human being over staff that treated me like garbage! But it was the same vice versa! I never had a problem asking for a favor because I was kind and friendly towards everyone, but another front desk coworker always complained that everyone was so unhelpful, well of course they are when you won’t even acknowledge them when they ask you something!

[@MegaGinia]

@@Puppeteer007 This is exactly right! It boils down to simply treating people the way you would want to be treated. Such a simple concept, but it amazes me how many folks just cannot seem to grasp it!💐💗✌️

[@crimsonbehemoth]

Story 5: I wanna believe she's just intellectually min-maxed. She's decently smart about the one thing she does and literally nothing else

[@darabounds6671]

Omg i work in a small office job. I love the janitor. I always say thank you and sorry to her. She is so lovely and I hate inconveniencing her. Can't imagine treat someone like that woman

[@erikamcmurray9904]

The actor/ doctor story reminds me of that FRIENDS episode where Joey dates a hot mess who actually thinks he's a real doctor; Dr Drake Ramoray.

[@FoxyMomma4ever]

That was my first thought as well.

[@spanky814]

I worked in an office and we had to have several meetings because one or two women were doing things like sticking used pads on the walls, and someone smeared shit on the walls. Then one day a particular woman got fired who was known for being a drama starting b word. Miraculous that a good 80% of the mess stopped after she was fired. It only takes one nasty person to make a bathroom hell for everyone.

[@Digitalfairy]

First story is a horrific reminders why I don't like public bathrooms and carry hand alcohol whenever I went out.

[@laurabaumgartner3085]

The idea of not washing my hands after going to the bathroom grosses me out to no end. And if I know someone hasn't washed theirs and I see them touching the food at a buffet I won't touch whatever they had their nasty hands on. After all, that's how other people can end up causing an ecoli bacterial outbreak.

[@nicc9613]

lol, I appreciate the commitment to the story by singing, making it more true to life.

[@MaRi-dz4fu]

Singing? Mark you’re too precious ❤️

[@samworlds2213]

Okay he's actually a good singer.. WE MUST MAKE HIM DO IT MORE!!

[@samssams666]

Oh my gosh MARK YOU SING WONDERFULLY!

[@ZerosWolf]

From the 3 times I heard "you're joking" sung so far, you did it best. No need to be embarrassed!

[@BlueSkyBS]

When a Mark Narrations video is so lit it doesn't need a Story 4.

[@boooo13]

Story 1 - ex janitor of 'hell-mart' here (worked nightshift), I was always stuck on cleaning the bathroom and I can say there is so many weird and gross stuff I have found in bathrooms, all bathrooms not just one gender over the other. Nightshift is when normal rules of the world is thrown out the window.

[@pirateadam3686]

Cleaners. Receptionists. Security. Caterers. I don't care if you are an intern, the CEO or Jeff Besos - if you want your life to go so much smoother always, *always* treat these people with respect.

[@melissagroce2660]

The last story is why I'm so glad they have gone to delivery or curbside pickup!

[@sciencenerd218]

Hope you're doing well and I hope you do keep waffling on ❤🧇 ETA: I would PAY to hear you sing again, your voice is lovely to listen to

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

I loved the singing mark 💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗

[@TNTMAN360]

Wasn't half bad I have to say

[@destinysphinx27]

Truly mark you weren't as bad as you think, now if you wanted some really bad singing then... well you can probably understand why I don't have a microphone hooked up to the computer lol

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@destinysphinx27 I'm sure it's not that bad, maybe we could do karaoke in the server and do some silly songs and see who's singing could use some improvement

[@tabeechey]

Story 3 could be a basis of a romantic comedy. That sort of thing is exactly what people dream of in a partner.

[@bobot.chimpanzee8612]

Who goes and has a pizza party in a dirty bathroom? Absolutely wild.

[@minelliabrissiaud2321]

That last story reminds me of an episode from Totally Spies where a supervillain lady kidnaps an actor thinking he's a world famous spy, completely in denial that he's not an actual spy.

[@artemishallihan8973]

Love you Mark! You didn't have to sing, but you did, and I'm forever grateful.

[@lorrainemarshall9476]

I used to deliver to places that were not open, to the public yet, pubs etc. When I asked them to sign my delivery sheet, the cleaners would say, but I am only a cleaner. I hated that, so I always replied, without you this place would be closed down. You are not, only, a cleaner. People should remember that.

[@deijix]

I don’t blame people for not believing the last story, it’s almost identical to an episode of friends where this delusional woman thinks Joey is a real surgeon because he plays one in a TV show and that the show is real and just filmed for TV. Even when she saw him in real life while the newest episode was playing on the TV in the same room they had to convince her that he was his evil twin because she just would not understand.

[@Droptheworldghost]

Thank you so much Mark we appreciate you you're a National Treasure

[@anitastafford6617]

That's the reason why I never did office potlucks. I have seen women just punish a toilet and walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands. I just can't!!!

[@fantasyfan6037]

Thank you to that Redditor who sang so we were forced to hear the beauty that is Mark singing. Good job!

[@BitterSimplicity]

To (loosely) quote Steve Hofstetter: "That's what cleaners are for? Well, we should all fuck you up, 'cause that's what doctors are for!"

[@jacquiethebibliophil]

Sorry but the first story had it coming to her. I was a custodian when I was in university so this is the voice of experience. If you don't want to be mistaken for a custodial employee then don't act like one. Of course she mistook you for one when you were doing the work! NEVER thought I'd side with a Karen but the OP was an idiot not to see that coming. Great singing Mark!

[@jeannakelly1289]

We're disgusting humans when it comes to public bathrooms with both gals and guys, had an incident at a high-school women's restrooms where all of the toilets were clogged and one of them had bad piss, shit, and period blood in the damn clogged toilet and to this day (im now 22) I'm still traumatized, why are people like this? Edit: you need to sing more often Mark xD also the dude in the 2nd story is just god

[@marshawargo7238]

Fail-Mart guy should have added "How rude u r to never even say Thank U!" Also she probably complained to the manager at his store about not helping her!

[@gayleowens5057]

As a former cleaner I can tell you the dirtiest and foulest people were the better educated and the cashed up. Positioning their logs on the toilet seats , painting on the walls with it , throwing waste on the floor , being demanding and rude.

[@retro_pancake]

The Last Story seriously reminded me of the Friends episode where the lady thought Joey was an actual doctor because she saw him play one on a tv show

[@heathermiller5765]

"I'm not a doctor, I just play one on TV" lol 😄

[@cookieflips]

I used to work as a cleaner in Vancouver in 2015 and part of my route when cleaning up overnight was the Cactus Club, the kitchen staff there have absolutely no respect for cleaners. You'll find dirty cups, oily towels, spatulas, utensils, and food scraps, dumped all over the muddy floor sometimes mixed in or hanging off of boxes with produce or other food supply. I later learned this was how they instruct their staff to wrap up for the night because the "cleaners will get it ready for the next day" and I cannot imagine why kitchen staff act this way especially at a high end place where you expect kitchen staff to be hygenic with your food.

[@idontwant2bpoor]

omg, i used to work in a restaurant on bourbon street in new Orleans and the women's wash room was ALWAYS absolutely trashed and disgusting.

[@moonie4423]

the lady in the last story is playing an elaborate drawn-out prank on OP

[@chaos4654]

The closest to the same tier of absolute stupid as the last story I've experienced was my own brother, someone I share both parents with. Exact quote of the 20-something: "Hey, what's your last name?

[@ansah412]

Love you Mark, just for singing❤️😂😂

[@vagrantmessiah]

I was an OTR trucker for a while, the bathrooms at truck stops/depots/tank cleans (for tanker trucks)/rest stops were ALWAYS disgusting to the point where you'd have to wipe even the sink with a wet nap, this first story makes me think that maybe it wasn't the drivers that did this (not entirely anyway).

[@timeladyinsanity]

I can relate to the first story we have a girl at work that doesn't flush so we've started calling her out for it since it's disgusting and overnight mantintence kept getting in trouble for it. She finally got caught by a day manager. It's sooo gross worse when called out she'd say it's not her job to flush after herself eww

[@godbearxd]

Can totally see how the woman in the first story thought she worked there.

[@47896285pgdfzgnd]

First things first: Mark, I LOVE the singing! Couldn't stop smiling, will be coming back to this vid for a positive boost in the future Second: At least the lady in the last story was nice about it? Actor said he no longer worked there and she said she was sorry, shame to be let go. Better to be nice and dumb than smart and an ass. She's probably better at other things, judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree and all that...

[@HeatherBooksandSass]

I can so imagine the bright red face while you were singing. Thank you, you did great.

[@GMAMEC]

On occasion, I clean the counters and wipe off seats. I was taught to leave a place better than you found it. It’s my hope that the individuals who clean have a better day.

[@Puppeteer007]

Amazing, gotta appreciate the dedication to sing the song 😆 it was so beautiful! Encore!!

[@15oClock]

What hellhole does OP's mom work in that they just leave a mess on purpose?

[@carolroberts4614]

Anyplace! Offices,factories,nightclubs...And nursing homes for the elderly,which were by no means the worst!

[@jessicawaldeback]

I had a male coworker once that had the habit of leaving greasy handprints on the wall on each side of the toilet seat. Like if he stood up pissing, hands free, supporting himself by keeping his newly lotioned hands on the wall behind the seat. 🤢🤮 I was the one who noticed the layered handprints some time after he had quit working there.

[@AaaaNinja]

Story 1 - What is she doing helping her mom at work while she visits? That's free labor the business shouldn't be allowing it they could get in trouble.

[@alexandriamarlow773]

that singing was perfect!

[@hoper1294]

We need more singing Mark! Dont be embarrassed I loved it!!!!!!

[@didyasaysomethin2me]

You're joking. You're joking. I can't believe my ears. This story made me smile so hard my eyes filled up with tears. Sorry, I had to. 🤣🤣🤣 Story 5: I hope Kevina never gets the bright idea to spike everybody else's water with whatever somebody slipped into hers. Also, the same song from the other story would be a good fit for the "doctor" in this story.

[@Indi_Waffle_Girl]

MARK HOW DO YOU SERIOUSLY PUT OUT THIS MUCH CONTENT?? like, are you taking care of yourself? 💕💕

[@mattblood4201]

I'm thinking records stuff at an earlier date & uploading it later that's what lots of KZbinrs do

[@jackspring7709]

I found the same thing as well. After college I worked in a resort in Germany for a while and once I was asked to clean the ladies toilets and it was disgusting. Absolutely filthy.

[@EvilKittySayzRawr]

I whole heartedly believe that last story. I have met people that stupid. I used to work as a hair stylist and one day we had a lady come in who seemed normal until I got her in my chair. We get to talking about her hair and what she wants and she tells me that the place she just went to cut it too short, so she wants me to cut it again but leave it longer. I just kinda pause for a moment as I think how to reply to that. I ask if she means she wants extensions, we didn't do them in that shop but I could have recommended her a few places. She scoffs and said no, she wanted me to cut her hair so it would look longer. I told her my comb was not in fact a magic wand and I couldn't magically make her hair longer. She left with out getting a service done. It gets better she called back and talked to my manager. She told her that she didn't understand why I couldn't do what she asked. My manager asks what she wanted and she relays the same story to my manager. I honestly don't know how she didn't break down laughing but she did inform the lady that I was in fact right and we couldn't "cut her hair longer".

[@fantasticmrfox9291]

Market story I nearly died! The only other story that comes close was from a dear friend who simply replied "I'm not on the clock, I don't have to talk to you"

[@celestialangel666]

Last story: a guy who was one of the best linguists I knew didn’t know Maine and Kansas were not located near each other.

[@kerribottriell-baxter7345]

Lord help me with that woman who thought the actor was doctor 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Luckyslicepiza]

Ive been an elementary school janitor for 8 years, 3 different schools and am typing this at work rn. Girls bathrooms are always dirtier

[@jonasn5]

The whole "girls bathroom is so much cleaner" is one of the most crazy myths. Those places are nastier than mens toilet.

[@fcold9402]

I think..... my choice to avoid public toilets has been confirmed to be correct.

[@heatherholzhaus7013]

I used to work for my mom's cleaning company. There was a guy that worked at one of the buildings we cleaned..... *shudder* we called him "Splodo butt". It was like he just bent over and went. It was up the walls. It was on the floor. It was on the toilet. Every. Day. I'm positive the man had a medical condition because this. Wasn't. Normal. Lucky for me, my mom believed that it was her company, she should deal with it... not her underage daughter. It took her forever to clean that bathroom every day, while dad and I worked elsewhere. I hope that man is okay.

[@adelheidbreidvik]

It makes a lot of sense for someone rich not to care about a ruined jacket, as long as he has the money to replace it it's not a big deal

[@Tirnel_S]

🤣🤣 Listening to old videos since I'm caught up on my daylies. Mark here saying he's never gonna sing again. Bless you. I love the singing.

[@MarkNarrations]

Lol Timel 🤣🤣

[@theyellowshoe]

Yrs ago when I was a cashier at a Lowe's Home Improvement I got volunteered to clean the bathrooms. One time I went to start cleaning the men's bathroom, 😲 as I opened the door I saw poo covered pants, then poop covered underwear, as I opened the stall, OMG! Poop everywhere! I immediately went to the manager, had him follow me, showed him, & said "I am NOT cleaning that"!!! Needless to say I didn't have to clean the bathrooms anymore.

[@shebakoby]

one restaurant in my country had a scandal where one of the cooks made their prep areas incredibly food-unsafe due to not using toilet paper after using the toilet, BUT HIS HAND (and then not washing his hands), because he was culturally accustomed to not using toilet paper OR washing his hands, despite there being toilet paper to use, and water to wash his hands and it being a country where toilet paper is always used. People ended up getting sick IIRC, the health inspector came and hit the roof.

[@novabrilliant4510]

The first story was made me think of the time (pre-pandemic) my husband and I went to Burger King for lunch. I went to the ladies and when I opened the door it looked like someone fired off a shit cannon. I closed the door and informed the staff. No on deserves that surprise.

[@irenetorkel2186]

You can actually sing Mark so hopefully we can get another story like this another time. I would break eardrums lol

[@thecookiesnatcher7674]

I want you to know that I've had a very stressful week and full of anxiety so I decided to watch one of your videos and when I got to you singing it cheered me up 1000% 10/10 mark sing again (also props to the poster who made that beautiful song) hope everyone has a nice day, and thank you XD

[@nuttmare9438]

I WISH I stood up to entitled people (women) like OP in the first story. What a boss! Edit, there's a difference between lady and woman, as OP clearly demonstrated here

[@RachelAnnPotter]

First story: wait, since when are women's toilets worse off than men's?! It was always the opposite the entire time I worked retail (10ish years). I have had to deal with so much poop on and around men's toilets and urinals. The floors were regularly wet....

[@nanaliz7210]

No Don't be embarrassed that was really good 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 the oogie boogie song is awesome

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Ugh story #1 reminded me of a local story a few decades back that happened at the nearby mall (when we still had a mall) a mother had lost track of her 10yr old son she reported him missing to mall security but then a crazy old woman (this was before the name Karen) showed up dragging the missing boy to security ignoring the mother screaming at security to punish the boy for not doing his job as the "toilet boy" even slapping him when he wouldn't stop crying security immediately tackled the B to the ground (this was back when they were allowed to do so) and rescued the boy (no the mother & son were not minority nor was the old B) the B insisted the boy was a (insert 18th century British slur for India Indians) only because he was deeply tanned can't remember what happened afterwards it's just one of those little bits of local history I remembered.

[@jennilynne1977]

I have been on vacation for a week. This week on vacation, you and rSlash are the only KZbinrs I've listened to this week because my day isn't totally complete without listening to you two. Much love to you Mark! ❤💖💝💙🧡💕💓💏💋💜🧡😍

[@Plectrudefy]

That first story I swear, it's like half the IDWHL stories OP: acts like she works there Random person: assumes she works there OP: surprised pikachu face

[@wildfyah]

Mark singing is life

[@KittenUndercover]

The last story - this was an episode of Friends.

[@theresaatkinson5040]

Man. I don’t know what kind of places you go to. I’ve never had a ladies washroom like that in the place I’ve worked. That’s disgusting

[@luvuforeverjames]

I always found the female toilets to be bad too! I exited the cubicle once just as an elderly lady came out of hers and she didn't even stop to wash her hands 😣😵

[@lorrainemarshall9476]

Karen demanded I be fired from my job, just turn and say, that I demand Karen be fired from a Canon.

[@SpawnofChaos]

Story 3: RM is the kind of rich man everyone watching this video would be. Also, I'd like to throw a light-hearted FU at OP for building RM up like he was going to be an entitled asshole 😂

[@michelleheid106]

The singing was great!

[@JootjeJ]

Thank you for the Oogie Boogie song. I don't think anything can wipe this grin off my face for the rest of the day. 😀

[@izzlebizzle9581]

What a beautiful serenade 😌

[@OmniscientlyMe]

I learned working at a movie theater that women's bathrooms are the worst (thankfully, I never had to clean them). I wonder if it's just a USA thing?

[@authormomma9542]

That was friggin adorable.

[@joycetaepke2533]

Mark, that was GREAT singing!! 🎶

[@Mew_Mokuba_Akari]

You haven't seen anything till you clean bathrooms at Walmart. Sometimes its like do these people not know to sit down to take a dump? They spray the walls or once a girl that actually prefers to do bathrooms where I prefer trash duty, showed me where they did it all in toilet paper and shoved it behind the toilet. Oh and both insidents were men's room.

[@Cottontailart]

I used to work in Burger King and an ex staff member smeared poo all over the walls and toilets in anger before quitting and I had to clean it because the staff treated me like crap and bullied me, we had a place next to a travellers camp and they kept trying to do stuff to get us shut down, one time they put maggots on the floor in a pile outside the bathroom and yes again I had to clean it because I was treated that badly

[@shebakoby]

mate you did that song from story 2 just perfectly