Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's Rachel Bloom Teaches You Dating Slang | Vanity Fair

[@charlottenewman7372]

you: breadcrumbing me, an intellectual: love kernels

[@rolandherbert7105]

Charlotte Newman SAME MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT

[@rosalienmander9357]

ahahhaha

[@ashtynbritt7889]

I'm shocked she didn't add "Also known as Love Kernels."

[@DarrenNowOnVideo]

Slurp slurp!

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

Literally came into the comments to say this, lmao. Tasty clues.

[@semonerobinson8903]

"No millennial phrase can ever cover up for emotional abuse" Amen

[@daau9900]

Yep true that

[@roswynn5484]

I love this woman

[@hulkhatepunybanner]

*George Carlin talked about this:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZ-VgYpnidarh80

[@senoraleighasmr6282]

She’s like the fun aunt thats just old enough to be more experienced than us, but she’s still current enough to relate too and understand our millennial terms/slang.

[@sophia6297]

Omg that's so accurate 😂

[@coda3223]

"You millenials! Are you guys millenials or are they like 40 now?"

[@theescapeartist23]

Aunt? please.

[@PatrickAllenNL]

And I would hit that

[@gcraigw]

Actually, she is a millennial too.

[@Za3chik]

I so appreciate Rachel Bloom! She's so intelligent and on point with slang reflecting problematic behaviors in relationships. I love that she always brings self-reflection and wisdom into everything she does.

[@beckhampang191]

You up? I know a 3am text means I was in your dreams before you woke up to pee. It's the 3am subtext

[@vidal1885]

Underrated comment 😂 I was hoping she would mention the song

[@i-just-threw-it-away]

No... 3am suptext

[@singenstattatmen5096]

Man I love Rachel. 'Because relationships are shackles and that's the rumour we should all be spreading' also 'no millenial slang word will ever make up for emotional abuse'. Word.

[@YouFightLikeACow]

I like her candidness

[@jadesmith417]

0:35 EACH LITTLE CRUMB ANOTHER TASTY CLUE

[@reheapification2]

Love Kernel! The video ate up all production budget.

[@nayasparrow3635]

Kien Han Love kernels! We used up literally every cent

[@FAIRYGIRL911]

Love kernels...Darryl is now played by a broom on a stand

[@robots-in-relationships]

I thought catch and release was when you hook up with someone and tag them with an rfid so you can track their migration patterns

[@painteater]

im wheezing

[@ErinAquinoCarhart]

PIT tag is more practical, but yes. 😂😂😂

[@PfEMP]

Here's the biologist ☝️🙌🏾😄

[@mackenziebell1691]

Breadcrumbing < love kernels

[@szeth14]

Like a hamster in a caaage Slurp Slurp

[@sassypants7536]

as soon as she said Breadcrumming, i was like EXCUSE ME IT'S LOVE KERNELS.

[@Etianen7]

He gives me LOOOVEE KERNEEEEELS

[@vojtab.8731]

iloveperfume But then again “Each little crumb, another tasty clue!”

[@sassypants7536]

haha yes very true

[@hbluemole6941]

Love Kernels! Cause if you read between the lines he's saying I love you

[@raegleek88]

Our queen. I’m going to really miss CXG :(

[@harrypotteravenclaw]

Is it ending? :0

[@weaverofmist]

@@harrypotteravenclaw , yes, the fourth season is final

[@leilaahmani4550]

raygleek IKR I cant believe this is the last season :/

[@roswynn5484]

Leila in a way it's good, it won't senselessly trail on for season after season w/no real reason like some other shows ( *COUGH* Walking Dead *COUGH* ).

[@leilaahmani4550]

Roswynn i know... I’m just gonna miss it. And that shade omg 😂

[@lollolgo]

If anyone is interested, it's flute concerto no. 2 In D major, K. 314 - III. Rondeau by Mozart that plays in the background

[@aoifeharbison1495]

And Mozart's Horn Concerto in E flat major K495 III Rondo (Allegro Vivace) at the end! 😊

[@heatherewer7227]

The music MAKES THIS. And Rachel Bloom is brilliant!

[@cjsmith1402]

I LOVE THAT US MUSIC NERDS ARE HERE TOO

[@calicocavalier2254]

I love how she used Harry Potter characters as a reference. I also liked the moral at the end. She is just the best.

[@hbluemole6941]

I really thought she would say ,,For example you can ship Rebecca and Josh" or something

[@veggiebea]

she's smart and emotionally intelligent. Love her!

[@KETrust]

i love rachel bloom she's so underrated omg

[@joecool3050]

Breadcrumbing is basically the same as love kernals

[@kurbaga6041]

She's such a nice person

[@gomski]

Yes it's true. Her nickname is Mother Theresa Luther King.

[@kurbaga6041]

Doctors without borders don't have nothing on her

[@tritt7617]

And when you say nice, you really mean great. The best.

[@amakou23]

@@tritt7617 #humbleandblessed

[@nayasparrow3635]

Newsflash, douchebags, she’s a good person

[@marigomari]

"relationships are shackles and that's the rumor we should all spread" 😂 i love her

[@sublimehonkers]

PLEASE let her take over someone's tinder

[@donnawoodford8145]

Good advice at the end. Don't (^.^) ghost the person you're dating, tell 'em straight up that you're breaking up. It take courage to say it in person, but you can do it

[@TheMarcHicks]

Is it wrong that I am totally & utterly in love with Rachel Bloom?!?!

[@priscmoi3382]

Marcus Hicks I AM TOO

[@zoe-janesutherland4359]

Nope, nothing wrong with that at all. In my personal opinion, if you DON'T love Rachel Bloom, then that is something that is wrong! She is awesome!

[@MrUndersolo]

She’s mine!!!

[@poolplexer]

Not at all. She's hot

[@maxaustin3377]

Marcus Hicks why would that be wrong? she’s practically perfect in every way

[@awesomedez]

C'mon Austin, get with it!

[@kamilamcdowell4799]

Was expecting just a silly video. Found out my ex was emotionally abusive....good to know! 🙃

[@outtacontrol8387]

I hope you find someone you deserve! 😃

[@ColinRichardson]

Ray Bradbury, Greatest Scifi writer in history

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

Something wicked this way will come.

[@maijaschofield2229]

Yo, I fail as a 22-year-old cause I know about 1/4 of these terms

[@roswynn5484]

I'm 30 and most of the language you millenials speak just leaves me dumbstruck XD STANNING QUEEN WIG I could go on...

[@maijaschofield2229]

@@roswynn5484 Haha you realize you are a millennial too. Anyone born in the years 1981-1996 is considered to be a millennial

[@hbluemole6941]

I'm 18 and I knew like 4 (ghosting for example)

[@maxaustin3377]

Roswynn “you millennials” lmao ok but ur a millennial too and so is rachel bloom

[@shoesncheese]

love the ending, should have expected nothing less

[@inasaira8380]

breadcrumbs AKA love kernels.

[@alanmaslowski6926]

The shade is real.

[@isadora3638]

0:37 love kernels

[@tariqthomas9090]

Omg you’re amazing Rachel Bloom!!! Ur my freaking hero! Also, I’m very impressed that you knew so many.

[@alberto8461]

I'm slightly older than Rachel have been in a relationship forever (*much* longer than 10 years - met and married young while going to college/grad school) and I knew most of these. They're just out there, in the ether (or, as some of Key & Peele's sillier characters would say, "in the eefer"). It's difficult to avoid these phrases, though am not sure why "shipping" was included; it doesn't have much to do with dating irl.

[@alimvsmemes7687]

My childhood cursh .Glad to see you're okay

[@nataliacloves]

Cursh or crush?

[@brybaby89]

I love Rachel! She's gorgeous, talented, and intelligent. 😍

[@jamespalmer6600]

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS WOMAN

[@guy_arsonist]

Stashing could also be for safety reasons if someone isn't out yet

[@annaak6316]

Stephania Savercool it’s still not very nice

[@wonderorsupergirl]

I love her, she is so legit.

[@vitaygeorgina]

Shipping: when the group mind has decided you're in love.

[@lindseycassella3015]

That's the best way I've heard anyone explain shipping.

[@uschilou]

She's awesome. I'm so glad she's in our lives now.

[@docgun5019]

Other than that that Canadian slang by will arnett, this is definitely the most important slang for me to remember...

[@willowwisp9320]

my ex was “stashing” me for 9 months out of our 14 month relationship 🙃 good to know there’s slang for it at least

[@versatilelord8893]

Rachel bloom is the best! Such a hilarious and gorgeous gal!

[@hannahlynn8028]

Breadcrumbing made me wanna sing LOVE KERNELS!

[@bethc8809]

"No millennial phrase can ever cover for emotional abuse" 🙌

[@jamesstark6499]

Bread Crumbing = Love Kernals

[@atlasblue3542]

I know all of this, but.. IT'S RACHEL BLOOM, like come on! I gotta watch this!

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

She's so wise and funny lol

[@THEbakerbunny]

Rachel is such an intelligent woman who I would be so honored to meet and chat with one day 💕

[@kahldrialeighsun1208]

Rachel is Mom for all your internet BS. Love her! xox

[@melissacatherine497]

Queen barb

[@cjsmith1402]

The shade to Tinder thoooo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@tyk2be]

One of the most amazing human beings and creators of the planets.

[@Norimarisu]

When did PM became DM? Was is Twitter?

[@vojtab.8731]

Nory-Chan i think it’s Instagram

[@stufffstufffington]

Because "PM" means "private message", which would imply that the companies whose platforms you use aren't meticulously data mining all your non-public conversations. I don't know who started the "DM" alternative it but it's a more accurate description of what goes on when you use twitter, instagram, facebook, google, etc.

[@user-nf8jm5li1k]

@1:32 had me in tears

[@snowpixie15]

OMG I love her! Thank you for saying what you said at the end, I think the slang is funny but internet culture really glamorizes unhealthy relationships these days

[@LionessOfGodEternal]

I freaking love you, Rachel Bloom! (Not in a weird or creepy way)

[@stufffstufffington]

Rachel Bloom is a national treasure

[@rolandherbert7105]

Breadcrumbing = Love kernels

[@literallylorelai]

Rachel Bloom is an actual GODDESS

[@anyiaandana6742]

I LOVE HER SO MUCH I COULD RELATE TO HER SO MUCH IN THE SHOW SUCH A GOOD ACTRESS ❤️

[@gamar2294]

Gosh I love this woman

[@linneadahlstrom9485]

0:39 LOoooooooVE KERNELSssss

[@pavao.mp4]

Shipping: Darryl and White Josh

[@dominickkrikke2611]

She is in my opinion the third after best writer in the world (after stephen king and Lin-manuel Miranda) I hope she get something released after CEG is over.

[@hegmonster]

She's funny and smart. I wish I liked her show.

[@kyra-laine]

Rachel: Breadcrumbing Me: *LOVE CURNALS*

[@BM__8]

God I love Rachel Bloom.

[@MrUndersolo]

Need to print a list of this...

[@AJB9806]

I was going to say… "Un-cuffing season begins the week after a _Fifty Shades_ movie premieres."

[@48162342]

This is so prevalent in NYC

[@efrencantu4732]

I adore her!

[@RikemagCola]

she is so funny I love her

[@amazingabby25]

I love you Rachel Bloom

[@priscmoi3382]

I liked before the video even started because Rachel is the love of my life.

[@Mike_LaFontaine75]

I luuuuuv Rachel Bloom...

[@zk3b-981gh]

LOVE HER MORE VIDEOS W/ HER PLSSS

[@nushpelm2679]

I like your last playlist

[@bethanycook8124]

Love her♥️♥️♥️

[@ellabartal4652]

1:42 Boy, Boytoy, you know you are my favorite boy.

[@aliciaz6224]

you're my boy. my boy toy. time with you I always enjoy.

[@ellabartal4652]

@@aliciaz6224 Boy, boy toy, you know with you I'd never be coy.

[@haddiewebster2291]

more celebrity tinder hijack videos plssss

[@ms.rstake_1211]

😂😹 love her. We need to do this for all decades -for the people that believed cool guy Kavanuagh

[@nandaneves2288]

She is the queen

[@dAfoodie808]

i’m going to a movie tonight my friend bailed wanna come?

[@JohnnyRoseofVersailles]

so breadcrumbing is like love kernels?

[@soakupthenoise]

a couple girls at my job are hardcore shipping me and the ex-coworker i'm "talking to" and it's so awkward lmfao

[@tritt7617]

Luther McDonald the group mind has decided you’re in love

[@jessicaesss32]

Legend ❤️❤️

[@LOLLYinmusic]

Queeen! I love you ❤️

[@aliceisaperson]

Breadcrumbing? That’s called love kernels

[@Xelanne0]

I don’t get the “talking to” phrase, every time I say I’ve been talking to a guy I get “talking to” or “*talking to*”

[@JACCO20082012]

I wonder if she knows what a Ray Bradbury is.

[@SebiTheHunter]

I love her person

[@michaelclark2097]

Where's her wedding ring!?!

[@mikasaur]

Video editor: Goddammit Rachel stop turning the iPad around as soon as you swipe to the next word!

[@justkeepbreathing3018]

i love you rachel!!!!

[@sal-ck8ed]

i love heeer

[@deepaisaac6000]

0:35 do you mean LOVE KERNELS

[@judypratt2868]

Cut the Jane Austin music

[@wizzi0]

It's not swerve, it's curve.

[@britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406]

So this is both the first time I'm ever hearing some of these phrases and seeing someone asking for help explaining them phrases. These millennials terms are so... weird. Turkey drop 😒

[@kandarpvyas4592]

Half of the people watching this video are single. I bet

[@astrid8607]

Wow thAt was a hard statistic to figure out lol ;)

[@kandarpvyas4592]

@@astrid8607 😁 forever single

[@fairytailgirl123]

Oh no we been discovered

[@roswynn5484]

I cuddle the neighbor's kitty-cat a lot, does it countz?

[@rolandherbert7105]

Kandarp Vyas and what about it!?💀😂

[@yvonney4908]

I am only 1 for the 100 she listed... And I'm single 😲. Swipe right/left is me, I just swipe right in everyone then I block or unmatch.

[@peterbriggs1579]

Who has actually used half of these?