Crazy Things Kindergarteners Tell Their Teachers (Part 4)

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@colletteseders2874 17 күн бұрын

I have a kindergarten story. We taped a roll of wide paper to a door in our classroom, so we could measure the students. We used a different colour for September, January, and June, so they could see how much they grew. Of course, the teachers all were measured, too. Most of my co-workers were 5’4” or taller, but I am only 4’11”. One little boy had his mom come into the room, and he called her to the door, to see how much he had grown. Then he looked up at the teacher marks. He said to his mother, “Look Mom. Mrs. Seders is too tall to be a kid, and too short to be a grown up. What is she?” I never laughed so hard. I remember that day, even 20+ years later.

@SharonHutchins-ve1cx 18 күн бұрын

My husband and I decided it was a great idea to say my son was 3 years old so he would get the 3 and under discount. Our 5 year old was so helpful when she enthusiastically blurted out, “No, Momma remember he turned 4 the other day, We had cake and everything! We shoulda bought her a piece too!” The kind lady laughed and said, “You get a discount just because she wanted you to bring me a piece of cake too!”

@sirineuantonio1622 16 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@wandamarsh5861 18 күн бұрын

After I retired from teaching, they asked a few of us to come back and help with one on one testing in Kindergarten. One little boy and I were talking and working through the test when he laughed, quickly covered his mouth, and told me seriously, "That was my evil laugh." He then quickly covered his mouth again. It took all I had not to crack up laughing. 😂😂😂

@kathypomeroy6179 18 күн бұрын

I have a Kinder who told me unicorns ARE real...asked her how she knew that? She said it's because Santa told her so 😅😅

@koololdster 18 күн бұрын

Mom and Dad need their ‘wrestling’ time. Otherwise there will be no new sibling!

@chanel25alston 18 күн бұрын

😅

@widowgirl1254 18 күн бұрын

😂

@Klgrey6341 18 күн бұрын

The first one was clever 😂

@crackediB 17 күн бұрын

Day care was the same way! My fav was mommy and daddy work out in the shower together! Took everything not to crack up, but she was so serious i almost didn't make it!

@blugreen123 18 күн бұрын

The first one is cute. Little ones are so literal. 😂

@mommalion7028 18 күн бұрын

I am terrified of what my kid tells his teacher. XD I don't do anything really bad but my kid knows all my most embarrassing secrets and has a speech impediment.

@happycook6737 18 күн бұрын

Earlier this week we had a speech impediment kiddo tell us, "I love Mommy's titty!" Wellllll we adults nearly passed out trying to NOT laugh aloud. Luckily the mom had told us at drop off she got a new KITTY! This kiddo subs /t/ for /k/! He had other subs too but this was the one that killed us today.

@SmartMoufShirts 17 күн бұрын

When my wife was running a small, in-home day care for pre schoolers, one of them was a little man, who had unprecidented diction and pronunciation for a three year-old. Every word he said was precise. So, when he asked my wife during diaper time if she was going to taste him now, she asked for him to repeat it. He said, "Are you taste my diaper now?" Needless to say, she and I had a discussion about what goes on at that boy's home, and how to best approch the comment with his single mom, when she picked him up that night. It was a nerve-wracking time the rest of the day. When mom came in, all cheery and bright, she carried on talking with her boy, who was thrilled to see her. My wife lead him through a conversation about diaper time, and told him to explain what she had done to his mom. He turned and confidently said, "...then she taste my diaper!" His mom gently took his little man face in her tender hands, drew his focus to her face, and said, "Change". She turned to my wife and said, "We're still working on a few sounds, but I think he's doing pretty good for three." We looked at each other and then my wife said, "Yes. He's doing great. I don't know any other threes who speak as well as he does."

@marcialivingston-nq8xk 16 күн бұрын

Teacher aide here...had a baby look at me and say.....wow you are old. I was 27.

@leward7788 18 күн бұрын

loved the 1st one. i was never a teacher but i drove long school bus routes (off/on 40 years), was a one day a week lunch lady (well, cook & all, small school). worked at sleep away summer camps. had two of my own. i love kids, they're hilarious. but when i hear about stories. it seems like kids aren't taking the bus to school. complaints about long lines & dads on the johns, etc. Why? have school buses gone out of favor?

@dorismidge8762 18 күн бұрын

Where do we submit these little gems? Because in my 22 years of teaching kindergarten kiddos, I have got A LOT. I mean, A LOT!😂😂😂

@MichelleJones-p4e 14 күн бұрын

You should write a book! (Change all names, of course!) 😁

@MerlynnWierzbicki 11 күн бұрын

I had a kindergarten student who told me that her older brother was born in Minnesota and she was born in The United States 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 Gotta love them ❤

@HollyWaldrop 18 күн бұрын

I LOVE these!! I'm so glad you're a teacher, because I'd never survive it.

@jst2708 18 күн бұрын

I had a friend who told his teacher his sister got ate by a bear. His exact words She believed & told his mother how sorry she was about it. The mother told the teacher she has 2 kids & both are boys. She's never had a girl 😅

@CatahoulaBlue-nq2ri 18 күн бұрын

My Dad is getting out of jail today! He robbed a gas station and got in trouble.

@rosewalsh1255 16 күн бұрын

Ok so I got in trouble in kindergarten cause I told a classmate their "sculpture" looked like a turd...I mean what was I supposed to think- they even painted it brown :)