r/F***YouKaren - SUE THE KIDS 😡

[@pearlofthedarkage]

That Montana woman who bragged about killing a "wolf pup" has been charged with animal abuse for killing and skinning a husky.

[@bellablue5285]

She skinned it !?!? Jfc she needs to lose her access to firearms

[@flashrobbie]

Sometimes I miss pillories.

[@chatboulon743]

I'm glad this dumbass posted her "achievement" on social media. There's no telling what other pets she killed, claiming them to be game animals. "Oh, check out this baby mountain lion!" *holds up a literal kitten*

[@John_Weiss]

@@bellablue5285 She lives in the US. They'll just give her more.

[@John_Weiss]

Did the owners of the dog sue her yet?

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: Spiders have very large brains for their size, some spiders have brains that take up 80% of their body. Spider brains can also take on very interesting shapes, existing not only in the spiders head, but spilling into other body cavities and legs. These large brains are important for spiders for executing activities like web building or hunting.

[@drouzicz]

I love copy and paste fun facts from wikipedia 🥰🥰

[@Lonely_Raven_666]

@@drouzicz it's cool to learn animal facts, even from wiki

[@drouzicz]

@@Lonely_Raven_666 i mean its a good fact its just funny that its copy and pasted

[@clayjp1548]

I misread that as 'Fun anime fact:'

[@nyxzorander]

@@drouzicz I mean Wikipedia is pretty reliable. If you check their source material, nobody ever does, it’s usually just a more concise rewording. It hits the most important points. Great tool for a quick fact search.

[@Erlik0_89]

Christian Karen: “THE GAYS ARE UNNATURAL!!!!!!!!” Gay Penguins: “Do we not exist to you?”

[@CoatuckyFriedChicken]

There are a LOT of gay avians And gay dolphins Gay otters A lot of gay in nature But you know what AIN'T IN NATURE?

[@youngmissalex9308]

@@CoatuckyFriedChickenKaren?

[@CoatuckyFriedChicken]

@@youngmissalex9308 thaaaaats right! Here's your prize! 🍪

[@youngmissalex9308]

@@CoatuckyFriedChicken yay ^^ Thank you : D

[@ThePinkDemon702]

Cute@@youngmissalex9308

[@zotha]

There's exactly two confirmed examples of a child dying from Halloween candy poisoning. One was targetted to try and claim insurance policies on his kids, the other was where a drug dealer had dropped a dose on the carpet and his kid accidentally ate it along with the candy he was eating.

[@badatart2516]

Sooo…. Literally the parents fault that their kids got into drugs and died?

[@bluealien-mae]

there was a case in NC where a 5 year old was given LSDs during trick or treating. He thankfully lived. But even then that is the only case I can think of around here.

[@MaryLoveJane]

Every confirmed case has been the parents drugging their kids to pull off a nefarious scheme, an accident(prank gone wrong between family/friends), or apparently leaving drugs in the floor (I had actually not heard about that one, but that has more to do with addiction/drug abuse than tampering with Halloween candy). It’s a complete myth that children have died from drugs, razor blades, or needles being given to them while trick or treating. Obviously children shouldn’t be harmed at all, but the point is “stranger danger” misses the fact that most crimes against children are committed by someone close to to them, not strangers.

[@trevorchester4439]

The parents are stealing the candy

[@Amycakes7]

Yup! I'm in the middle of the "You're Wrong About" podcast episode about this and other Halloween urban legends right now!

[@samwamm85]

Karen: "I don't like looking at disabled people" Disabled person: "Boy do I have a solution for you" *loads shotgun*

[@crononstan9104]

*Prepares Rounds with Holy Intent

[@crononstan9104]

Or unholy, either is fine

[@Helixneek]

@@crononstan9104 Both will deal extra damage regardless.

[@SLAYBOT_9000]

people really out here being traumatised by WHEELCHAIRS 😭😭😭😭😭 🦽🦽🦽👻👻👻👻 ooooooooOOOoo

[@Demon_Slayer213]

@@crononstan9104 *prepares to take the holy land with this karen's corpse as a piñata.

[@terribleeditor4556]

That women who sold her kid's angry birds plushies and kept the money, is going to put up a "Why does my child not visit anymore?" Post in a few years.

[@Gormathius]

VHAT IS THIS, THE CONSEQUENCE OF MY ACTIONS?

[@flumpyofdoom]

​@@GormathiusI actually read this with the clicks voice in my head lol 😆

[@crystalgemgirl731]

She'll get the Beatrice Horseman treatment.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

@@andistansbury4366 Shocker, ain't it? (Note the sarcasm)

[@WolfODonnelfan]

And when people actually give her the reason in plain english, she will be like 'I don't remember doing that. Therefore it didn't happen.'

[@BlueberryBlanket]

Someone: Making one of the hardest decisions one can face, drives multiple hours for a chance to receive medical care Karen: Not miserable enough, add doxxing to the list

[@thetea4093]

@Tom Morrison oh god yeah. I heard about a girl who was drugged and r*ped at a frat party, went to planned parenthood for STI testing and a forensic examination… and got harassed, told she was going hell, people tried to spit on her. Because they assumed it was an abortion. Even if it was, that would be disgusting, but the context makes it even worse

[@kaybadberg534]

@Tom Morrison I’m pretty sure doxxing is illegal in most states. Twitter seems to forget that.

[@kasugaifox8571]

@Tom Morrison Yup.

[@augustaseptemberova5664]

Exactly, I was gonna ask .. is doxxing legal in the US or was she really stupid enough to announce criminal behavior - and incriminate her whole group in the process?

[@bluedarkyugi]

@@augustaseptemberova5664 oh no, this is super duper illegal at the state and federal level, especially if she’s deliberately targeting people from out of state.

[@BlazeNStar]

Parents should NEVER sell their children's plushies. ESPECIALLY if that child is being bullied or has been through your divorce or was abused. When it comes to trauma, even a dirty old plushie is not just a best friend to a kid, it is their therapist when they need to talk about what's hurting them, it is the one who gives them hugs when they feel like the world is falling apart, that plushie is the one who stands beside them when they feel alone in life, the one person who NEVER judges them and who ALWAYS keeps their secrets. A plushie can help a child survive long enough to actually get help with their mental health and for their trauma. I'm 25 and I know I wouldn't have made it this far without my plushie, and now I'm finally getting the help I need, and I never have to be judged for my problems, my flaws, my identity. The world is hard and scary, let children keep something soft and comforting to help them through it.

[@wmdkitty]

I'm 41, and you take my plushies at your own risk.

[@lorifiedler13]

Kid should sell moms stuff and keep the cash.

[@christinamann3640]

Now I want an emotional support demon plushie 😢

[@BlazeNStar]

@@wmdkitty I would totally fight someone with a knife if they tried to destroy my plushie.

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

That was my submission to that subreddit, it was also my Facebook conversation, it was in an eBay reseller group I'm a part of. I was the one telling the Karen off. You should take a look at the comment section of that r/fuckyoukaren post, it was filled with people relaying their own stories of their parent/s doing this to them - most concluded with "and that's why I don't talk to my parent/s anymore." It was wild, and very validating.

[@clarysstoryboard3317]

I am convinced that no Karen has a grasp on the concept "Correlation does not equal causation."

[@FrancisR420]

Explain it to them like this: Every time you talk to someone they get mad at you But that's not because of what you said right?

[@stitchesandstaples]

Correlation does not imply causation. That’s the actual quote as causation is a type of correlation so sometimes correlation is from causation and often on seeing it one looks for causation. Just you can’t imply it will just from correlation.

[@clarysstoryboard3317]

@@stitchesandstaples good for you, my guy. Everyone else understood the paraphrase.

[@helicopterharry5101]

As a guy, dressing up as a Karen would have worked on so many levels. Crossdressing as a Karen might have given them a stroke on the spot. Then tell them you're not dressing up and are trans. Disappointed I didn't think of it.

[@aether_feathers]

We should create a Karen event worldwide during which everyone disguised as Karens for a day and go annoy actual Karen they know.

[@radioactive4738]

@@aether_feathers The fact that my mind immediately went to my ex aunt(she cheated on my uncle) even though I have no idea if she is a Karen the idea that she is and I can annoy her for some somewhat petty revenge for my uncle makes me want this so so much

[@trishapellis]

For the cis men who are not interested in Karen (and the cis women who don't want the female Karen), there is also the Greg. Balding, often mustachioed, big-boned, and equally grumpy and entitled with a healthy dose of toxic masculinity to top it off. Same 'conservative Christian', anti-vaxx, 5G-is-the-devil mentality but with added boomer hate-my-wife jokes and no interest in spending time with the kids.

[@lorifiedler13]

There is always next year.

[@realcanadian67]

Yo, Sikorskys are pretty cool. Thought I'd let you know considering your username.

[@hermeticbear]

the difference between a Karen and a reasonably upset and angry woman is that a Karen is upset over things that nobody has no control over or is completely normal and non-offensive.

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

A reasonably upset and angry woman will be caught in a rainstorm and be like: "Oh, damn it. Now I have to get dry clothes when I get home!" A Karen will be caught in a rainstorm and be like: "How dare those weather forecasters make it rain right now?! I'll have them fired and sue them for assault!"

[@Angel_Kittichik]

@@HunhowsShadowStalker Hello Stalker, I didn't know you enjoyed our lord and savior Clicky as well. XD

[@MayYourGodGoWithYou]

And this Karen (on my birth cert) gets upset over very very little because I believe in live and let live. Being accused of getting upset over nothing is probably the ONLY thing that really does annoy me.

[@Skullhawk13]

It’s ok to be upset over stupid things. It’s not ok to take out your frustrations on others or enforce your views as law

[@Suited_Nat]

@@Skullhawk13Or to call “discrimination” when you take out your frustrations on others- like that’s not discrimination towards the person who’s being pissy, it’s harassment towards those who have to deal with it lmao.

[@kyokonightstorm5844]

As a Wiccan who worked at Joann's, I love the visibility of all the Ouija board items. So to that Karen I say, "If it bothers you so much, go shop at Hobby Lobby." I worked there too and it was REALLY weird for me. I kept real quiet about my religion at work. Not that they could technically do anything, but they were good at sneaky. One of my supervisors that was open about her relationship with her female partner just suddenly wasn't there anymore, despite being really good at her job.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

That's disturbing...

[@dowitcher]

Oh yea, Hobby Lobby is really bad about sneaky discrimination, especially for sexuality/gender identity and religion. We had an assistant manager who was extremely abusive towards the cashiers, rude to customers, and just all around horrible at her job, and she never even got written up. But they hired another assistant manager who was super sweet and really good at her job, but one day she casually mentioned that she had a girlfriend and a couple days later she was fired for “performance issues.” Needless to say I remained firmly inside the closet during my time working there.

[@kyokonightstorm5844]

@@dowitcher And yet, how many times has the company been in trouble for things like selling stolen antiquities? And the whole court case about whether their company insurance had to pay for birth control? They won that one (since the business is "privately held") but still. With how often they are in trouble, you'd think they would be more careful.

[@ShaReMiura]

Yeah... I totally agree about the gender identity/sexuality and religion discrimination. As a demi-pansexual semi-practicing pagan (I'm still learning a LOT) if my parents ever give me a gift card for Hobby Lobby (they're conservative Christians who are homophobic - even though I'm pretty sure my mother is closeted bi), I use it as my "eff you" and I usually buy bottles and things that I would use for things like moon water and cleansing sprays and ritual candles... Besides it was my parents' money that bought it, not mine. I personally only use my own money as a last resort and I only go to H.L. if it's an absolute last resort... But when I do I make sure my Pride is showing.

[@BDB101SB]

Fun fact their hyper religious bullshit makes them really easy to steal from bc of lacks of certain bar codes and sensors and shit ❤

[@librasgirl08]

The case about the disabled women, who is sued for exposing her airbnb guests to her disability is even worse, than you think. The guests didn't want to use her door bell, because it has a sign, saying she takes a bit longer, because of her disability. When you use the door bell, she has an alarm at hand, so she knows, someone is at the door. She contacted the guests, where they were. They were in front of her house, not using the bell. After she let them in, they began to complain, that they should have been warned, that she is disabled. They still checked in, because a hotel would have been much more expensive, she takes a pretty low amount per night. She didn't really feel save with them, so she contacted airbnb. Was told someone would contact her, but because she is disabled, she was not contacted right away, because that team wasn't available at that time. She was told, to stay away from the guests, so she basically spend her evening in her own kitchen, that's were she started her tiktok account and told the story. It took days for the airbnb team to contact her, but was told, she should just refund them. Then came the review. Basically a dozens of points long list of thing they claim to be disability aids and that triggered them! She was then supposed to argue with each complain. It were ridiculous things, like the size of the towel, the mini fridge in their room, some lights. After everything that happened, they decided to sue her, because they claim, because they were exposed to her disability, they have trauma , which needs extensive treatment. They claim, they couldn't work anymore because of that (the irony, that they claim, that they are now basically disabled, was lost on them). Oh and they insulted her even more, saying, as disabled person, she should not be able to have a house and run a business. The women has Huntington's disease. She will die young. But as long as she can do stuff, she will. Btw. this happened in Ireland, not the US!

[@harleyjune]

Was this recent? Came to the comments looking for if anyone had an update on it. Is it on reddit?

[@librasgirl08]

@@harleyjune looks like she deleted the account, maybe because of the lawsuits

[@johnnycbad]

Wow that's awful. With the lawsuit aspect, I'm very surprised that it didn't happen in the US. That teaches me to make assumptions.

[@librasgirl08]

I was searching for details and atm you mostly find posts claiming it was a hoax. I don't know, what to believe. I watched the story unfolding, did sound true.

[@skootergirl22]

Does that count being ableist? AirBAB should be cancelled

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Getting mistaken for wolves or coyotes is a real problem for huskies. My parents had one named Ed before I was born, and someone mistook him for a coyote and shot him. Their neighbor's doberman apparently decided to go investigate the gunshot and spent Lord knows how long dragging Ed's body back to my parent's yard. He didn't even like Ed very much, but he still tried to help. Unfortunately they never did figure out who shot Ed...

[@silverbrumbyfan]

Oh dear god thats horrific. But that just proves the point, if you can't identify what you're shooting at DON'T SHOOT IT. But seriously how can you be so dumb to think that a full grown husky is a wolf PUP

[@mangaanimefan3089]

That's heartbreaking! But, also so sweet and yet, tragic for the Doberman to try and help! Dogs can be so kind sometimes.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

I. Hate. People. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[@s0lastsummer7]

People's pets are sadly shot for even less reasons far more often than one realizes. 😞 I worked at an animal hospital. The worst non-fatal case that comes to mind was a baby kitten, about half grown only, who had taken to scaling the backyard fence and walking up and down the top rail of it. She just liked climbing and having a good view of the whole backyard. The next door neighbor shot her for it. He didn't have pets, she never actually went over the fence into his yard, he just saw her prancing back and forth on the fence and shot her. Thankfully her parents saw her fall, knew she was injured immediately, and brought her in clinging to life wrapped in a blood soaked towel. She was rushed into surgery and hospitalized for a week or two, and she survived. She did, however, lose her front left leg all the way up at the shoulder and went home as a tripod kitty. Last I heard, she'd taught herself to balance on her three legs on the bottom rung of the barstools in their kitchen, meaning she hadn't lost her passion for climbing and was working her way up to a higher tightrope again. I wish I knew what happened to the neighbor; all I know is that they did have him arrested. It's ridiculous the things people do out of sheer cruelty. I'm glad my husky (pictured) has a nub instead of a tail, specifically so people won't accuse her of being a wolf. Lots of people claim they have wolf hybrids that are really just Huskies lol, out of my entire patient population, only one of them was an ACTUAL Timberwolf mix, and it was VERY obvious. 😳 once you met him, it was easy to see that the others were not hybrids haha. He was a sweetie though!

[@silverbrumbyfan]

@@s0lastsummer7 Oh that poor baby, if your first reaction to seeing a random animal in your yard or on a fence is to shoot it you should never own guns. If you don't like cats in your garden just shoo them don't SHOOT them

[@Pastelpurplecryptid]

Just wait till Karen learns that Halloween has pagan roots just like Christmas and easter

[@poseidons_child.]

And that American thanksgiving isn’t religious it’s about the Native Americans and Pilgrims uniting to celebrate them working together to grow crops and harvest

[@SupportBadger]

"Anyone have a baby skeleton?" I dunno, try asking Karen if you can borrow hers

[@stellalunareacts5584]

I died at this 💀💀💀💀

[@phoenixthings]

@Stellaluna reacts _Like Karen’s kids_

[@MayYourGodGoWithYou]

Sorry, don't have one.

[@ktulurob]

Karen needs to learn that Doxing people is illegal as is distributing photos of license plates.

[@amberkat8147]

Yeah. Especially because Planned Parenthood provides lots of other services, so they people she's doxxing could be there for other things.

[@bradup]

*NO*

[@DukeofGames50]

this is exactly the same as the voter intimidators

[@hannajung7512]

and even more so if you are working at a hospital.

[@lilharm]

“doxxing people is a crime” “show me the law” *posts link to law* “I’m not reading that”

[@xenjanobody2097]

Karen: “anyone coming here to the planned parenthood, we are going to dox you by putting your licence plate online!” People with planned parenthood appointments that day: *takes the bus*

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Also, ain't that illegal?

[@AnalogMachine]

​@@crystalgemgirl731absolutely yes.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

@@AnalogMachine Thought so.

[@I_fell_down_a_flight_of_stairs]

Fun fact: The name Karen has dropped is popularity, so in like fifty years there might not be anymore people named Karen :/

[@ichbinben.]

And in 100 years the name will come back in fashion, and someone will say to a young Karen in the 22nd century: "Hey, fun fact: A hundred years ago, your name was synonymous with racist, entitled, middle-aged women who mistreat service workers" and Karen will be like "Shut up, Kevin, nobody likes nerds" and Kevin will retreat to his mum's basement and watch old Marvel movies while fantasizing about a time when nerds were cool and contemplating the cyclical nature of both naming trends and pop culture. Why did I just come up with a whole story?

[@cy-one]

@@ichbinben. *"Why did I just come up with a whole story?"* Cause you have more creativity than the showrunners of ROP :P

[@LycaFurs]

Who knows, maybe in 50 years people will start naming their children Karen again because it’s unique and out of use

[@I_fell_down_a_flight_of_stairs]

@@LycaFurs OmGaWd bRitNeY yOu nAmEd uR kId KaReN? ThAt'S sO iN StYlE wItH tHeIr zOdIac SiGn

[@mangotree1032]

@@cy-one what’s rop?

[@ThomasTrue]

As a Scot, I was creasing myself with laughter at the Karen objecting to the store stocking "demonic" items for Hallowe'en. Man, do I have bad news for her about the pagan festival of Samhuinn, which Hallowe'en evolved out of.

[@MayYourGodGoWithYou]

Why would a Catriona object to demonic items, haven't even seen anything here that would come close. Although I suppose a determined Catriona will always find something to complain about.

[@Mal-t4x]

Oh, me too. I’ve thought about this too as a fellow Scot, with a very prominent Scottish ancestry. Rubbing my hands together and thinking of the chaos that would come out of the explanation of Hallowe’en’s origins. Also, every time I hear ‘trick or treat’ I think “It’s Guising!”.

[@tommerker8063]

wait till they find out about christmas, or any other christian holiday for that matter

[@traditionalnative]

I'm indigenous, but a converted and adopted Irish pagan and I was also laughing my ass off People just mostly have no idea of the origins of holidays nowadays

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Lol she's gonna hate Christmas too when she learns most of what makes up Christmas comes from Pagan roots

[@MatsuyoRific]

About the whole "not every angry person is a Karen", I totally agree. I book hotel rooms, but if guest relations is closed then we take those calls too. Had a lady who's room hadn't been cleaned before she checked in, and was kicked out for complaining. When she spoke to me, she was very polite, and even though she was clearly agitated about the situation, she made sure not to take it out on me. She even expressed concern because she didn't want me to feel like she was yelling at me, and I told her I understood. From what she told me, it sounded like the person at the front desk was treating her like a typical Karen, but the way she described the room to me made it clear she was being a Karen. And for context, I've worked in customer service for over a decade, so I do know what it's like to deal with actual Karens.

[@dreca]

My favorite quote from my years working at a gay bar, “We are intolerant to your intolerance.”

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Honestly I'd go to a gay bar just to see if it's really any different to a non gay bar (I only have stories to go on I'm not old enough yet to go to bars) I'm bi-curious (still figuring it out) so I guess I fit in with that crowd?

[@naluzoniro]

@@Dovah_Slayer It's always okay to go to a gay bar, whatever your sexuality is, as long as you're respectful of the people and don't barge in obnoxiously, bachelorette party-style.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

@@naluzoniro ok

[@frankm.2850]

I've always found it funny that Conservatives get upset over that. Its like "Dude, its not hypocritical to not let intolerant people be dicks. Not sure how thats not obvious to you."

[@moathewolfcub3020]

Interesting fact about the plauge... it actually killed 60%... and in some places up to 80% died. According to my History professor they thought it was a big number with 1/3 dying, so they researched it only to find out that they had greatly underestimated the number

[@N7warrior007]

Yeah the plauge was pretty much dangerously nearing extinction level

[@maureenlaneski2802]

Hey, that's what I thought.

[@John_Weiss]

@@N7warrior007 It also affected pretty much the entirety of Eurasia. It was a major one, indeed. But Europe got it the worst.

[@lomax343]

No-one at the time was keeping an exact count. The best estimate we have is that it killed around 40-50% of the population of Europe. However, there were wide regional variations. Yes, some places experienced mortality rates of up to 80%; other places were less effected. Poland and Milan were two regions that were impacted relatively "lightly." There has been much debate about why. The best guess about Poland is that at the time it was heavily forested and sparsely populated, meaning that it was harder for the virus to spread. Also, Poland had a lower-than-average rat population for some reason. In the case of Milan, it was due to extreme preventative measures by its absolute ruler, Luchino Visconti. He pretty much closed the city to outsiders, and was not above walling up infected houses form the outside. Had he been alive today, he would've had anti-vaxxers shot on sight.

[@moathewolfcub3020]

@@lomax343 thank you for explaining it better than me. Have you also studied history or have you focused on diseases? Or have I completely missed that this is basic knowledge on Wikipedia or something? (Yes, that has sadly happened before, to my great embarrassment)

[@zenithmaiden2109]

Dude, when I lived in Ohio there was a little old man at the farmer's market that would sell the best damn apples I ever had. They were pink with a delicately sweet, slightly starchy taste and had the most wonderfully crisp flesh. My only regret was never learning what kind of heritage apple it was to try to get a tree for myself one day. Having an orchard to just walk to with your kids to share that experience with would be amazing. What would be more amazing is for people to actually understand and respect where the hell their food comes from. Dirty apples, indeed!

[@memelord4104]

I dont understand why karens are so stupid to the point its annoying to EVEN read some of the posts and with my anger issues it will be immpossible for me not to throw hands the moment i get tired of thier bs

[@Erissa]

The one about the mom selling her kid's plushies actually managed to fill me with rage. I have some plushies that I have had since I was as young as 3, I am turning 37 in January. I did not get to own much that truly felt like mine as a kid. So, those plushies mean a lot to me. I have a massive mountain of plushies in my home office that act as a part of a sensory corner I have for when I get overwhelmed due to my mental health conditions and neurodivergence. My boyfriend sometimes gets irked when I buy stuff that he doesn't think is necessary, but he leaves my plushies alone because he knows they help me a lot. Also, I would totally leave him if I came home and found out he'd sold them behind my back.

[@dragonslayeralex3316]

Some people misunderstand the value of an object to someone. I have a plush I had since I was 2, still snuggle with it every night ❤

[@SlugxMackerelShipper]

Go off (in the 'slayyyy go off queen/king' way, not tryna be mean im so sorry), im glad you have so many stuffies now, i have a lot myself (i like collecting lol) and i would be absolutely devastated if my parents sold them because i genuinely have one that helps me calm down and i see as a therapist (ik its stupid but its helped me in public not cry bc its really embarrassing for me to cry in public and by public i mean school) and im going into 9th grade

[@Skrunkly_Velvet_Worm]

I’m super attached to my stuffed animals and if anyone sold my stuffed animals i swear to gawd i would strangle them..or, more likely, i’d just cry in a corner.

[@SlugxMackerelShipper]

@@Skrunkly_Velvet_Worm same and jesus what a unique @

[@tom-u2c7c]

(Almost) everyone can agree that Plushies are really fun to take your anger out on or to comfort you

[@lellow19]

I got called a Karen by a young (late teens or early 20s) white guy because I had the BLM fist painted on the side of my beat-up minivan... he just saw me at a stop light and called me Karen.. no other interaction with him... I'm way closer to the "blue haired lib" meme than any sort of Karen so it just made me laugh. Honestly made my day lol

[@MigattenoBlakae]

✊🏿

[@MigattenoBlakae]

Dang, it just ain’t the same as an emoji

[@s0lastsummer7]

If he didn't say anything else, how do you know that's what made him say it? Maybe it was your driving..... btw I'm kidding and acting like a Karen for the lulz 😜

[@madalice5134]

I got into an argument over politics with one of my brothers a few days ago because he's fallen into the right wing rabbit hole and he started parroting the meme "The only.people who are offended by this are blue haired liberals..." and neither of us could keep from laughing because the bottom six inches of my hair is dyed blue and has been for years. He didn't even realize he was just parroting till that ment and UT broke some of the tension and we both decided to just stop talking politics for the afternoon. Just one of those funny moments that happens.

[@periodicgaming5159]

The craziest thing about Karens is their confidence. They will post the stories about wanting to sue children, or harassing people, and think that they are in the right.

[@RatPfink66]

now that Prosser, WA, made a move for Karen rights (12:14) the place has probably been overrun.

[@ferretqueen2908]

And then they're so offended when people let them know they're just an entitled butthole

[@legthieff]

Fun animal fact: The vast majority of sheep are bisexual, quite a lot are gay and a large minority are straight. Swans are proven as better parents when there are 2 gay fathers and no mother than a straight couple, and some father swans will leave their wives for a man the moment their children hatch. A lot of giraffes are gay, and otters will smash anything, dead or alive, animate or inanimate, male or female. Don’t let the karens put you down!

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

Karen: "Wow, 3 tattoos... those are pretty permanent, you know." Normal Person: "Yeah, unlike your ex-husbands."

[@Thurgosh_OG]

Good burn.

[@faithtamary603]

Oh my 🤣

[@efulmer8675]

GeorgeTakei.gif "Oh my."

[@limbo2433]

Apply cold water to burnt area

[@matthewgallaway3675]

Well they are her EX husbands so that’s true. The lesson is don’t get married, get matching tattoos

[@Sleeping_Insomiac]

Also, being from Germany, I feel obliged to insist that bringing children and even babies to a festival where people drink publicly is simply not a problem! Having fun is not of the devil!

[@John_Weiss]

In the USA it certainly is! We have religious zealots who think they have the right to stick their noses into every last crevice of other people's lives.

[@normalgamergal]

It's not really a big deal in Colorado (where Golden is) either. There are some pretty big breweries here, and we have plenty of family-friendly festivals with alcohol. I'm not familiar with the festival mentioned, though I am familiar with the town, so I don't know if that one is family friendly, but I can definitely say there isn't a big deal about drinking in front of kids here. It was really just one Karen, if I could hazard a guess. (Coors is the biggest brewery in Golden, BTW. Just a fun fact 😊)

[@skeptic_lemon]

Oktoberfest intensifies

[@the11382]

As long as people don't drink too much that is. Wouldn't want to have kids think drinking too much is a good idea later on.

[@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon]

@@the11382 >Wisconsin has entered the chat.

[@Warpenguin55]

I can see where the Karen at 15:41 is coming from. I'm scared of dogs, one jumped on me when I was a baby. I'm fine around calm dogs now, but hyper dogs scare me a bit. The correct response would be to talk to the friend about it instead of bitching to a random newspaper writer. Nobody has ever made fun of me or got mad about my problem with dogs, and I don't make a massive deal about it.

[@robinlinkowski988]

Right? I do too. I’m a huge dog lover and my girl is definitely part of the family. But I try to be respectful of guests who are uncomfortable around dogs and try to keeping the dog from jumping or begging for food around them. It’s just polite. And it sounds like the situation was made more awkward by the fact that it was a work party thing rather than a close friend get together.

[@frankm.2850]

Sure, but you understand the bond some people have with pets, regardless of your own issues, right? Dog Karen seemed less like a "I have trauma related to dogs/pets" issue and more a "I don't understand how people relate to pets" issue.

[@cl5470]

Or just sit that party out. The world isn't obligated to work around your phobias. Get therapy to help.

[@Warpenguin55]

@C L That also works. Pretty much just don't do what the Karen did lol

[@33melonpaws77]

@@cl5470 yikes

[@lexi6916]

Crazy thing is, in the case that started the Halloween candy poisoning hysteria, the boys dad is the one that poisoned the candy.

[@expired_coffee]

Oh *god*

[@kylajensen1957]

@@expired_coffee Yeah Everyone going nuts about stranger danger when kids are often more likely to be harmed by family members.

[@s0lastsummer7]

**Life insurance dance** (anyone who watches That Chapter knows)

[@LemonyLamb]

Looking forward to Karen interactions at stores when I bring in my psychiatric service dog because I’m mentally disabled and they think I’m lying about an invisible disability 🕺

[@s0lastsummer7]

*Always* have enough memory space on your phone to record looooong videos, just in case you end up in a bad situation and need evidence! That's honestly the best advice I can give you. People WILL lie on you about things that "happened" if they have something to gain (attention, discounts from the store, etc). Karens who bring their emotional support animals with zero training into public access WILL blame you when their purse puppy takes a steaming dump in aisle six to mark its territory after yapping at your service dog for five minutes straight and lunging at you with its teeth bared. You're more brave than I, I risk going into stores without my girl solely to avoid the very conflict that will trigger me, which is sure ironic. 😂 best of luck to you! 🖤

[@LeetsKingdomSubdivision]

@@sophiehamby6920sounds interesting, can you tell us more?

[@awesomefox555]

Looking forward to Karen encounters in stores. Not because I’m a target for them in any way…although what isn’t a target for Karen’s? I’m excited because once I encounter one I am going to make it my mission to either have them leave that store in a cast or a hearse.

[@LemonyLamb]

@@awesomefox555 LOLLLL

[@tiredpeaches]

Don’t forget the parents who literally set their kids in front of the dog or tell the kid it’s ok to pet the dog and then yell at you for telling the kid they can’t pet the dog or something like that

[@Margo-pc3nw]

im a queer Christian and what some "Christians" fail to understand is that just because something has rainbow coloring or rainbow patters does not automatically make it queer. there is no need to hate on a content creator because of something so silly lol. That karen needs to understand that the world doesn't revolve around her and her beliefs. Great video click!!! ^^

[@hmnhntr]

Also, even if you probably think of it as a sin, I can't see "not supporting gays" as being so core to the Christian belief system that anything LGBTQ friendly "hates God". Like, I don't remember Christ talking about "love thy neighbor, and also queer people are super gross"

[@justyouraveragecorgi]

​@@hmnhntr Yeah, God says a bunch of times that rich people aren't going to heaven, but you don't see these types of people shitting on rich people. Besides, the rainbow was a sign from God to promise he'd never flood the world again, right? It's not like gay people are the only ones who've used it as a symbol.

[@silly-goofy-little-goose]

Don't you know? The Bible says 'love thy neighbor, except gay people those people lowkey suck lmao'/jjjj

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Seriously. Rainbow Road was a thing BEFORE all this hoopla. It's the bane of every Mario Cart players existence.

[@WolfODonnelfan]

The thing though is that the very first line of the bible says "And God said 'the rainbow will be a symbol for anyone hating my son, even though he hasn't been born yet.'" No I'm not talking about the actual bible, I'm referring to the one that white western christians use.

[@vanessagothic4751]

I can't get over how click censors basically ever curse word, yet makes the naughty jokes, its amusing juxtaposition

[@ferro9926]

He has to, to keep KZbin from hard reseting his country back to the stone age

[@TriciaStewart84]

😱 Juxtapose is my favorite word! 😁 I also agree with your comment.

[@s0lastsummer7]

And he calls it "the naughties" too heehee 😁

[@Graytail]

19:10 Karen should also have been arrested for theft of service. She cancelled her membership *before* doing her workout. She stole the use of that equipment. And, I think you could probbably tack tresspassing onto that too.

[@Biplizard]

The post about selling her kids plushies really strikes a chord with me. My mother has done that for years to me under the excuse 'you dont need it anymore' or just straight up not telling me. She's thrown out sentimental items as well as rare/expensive items. Every time I left the house I was so paranoid that she'd be going through my things again. I don't understand how people can think it's ok to do that to your children, especially with stuff they've bought themselves or were given as a keepsake.

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

That was my post! That was my thought exactly as I was talking to that Karen, utter disbelief that she was so candid about doing something that cruel to their kid.

[@Biplizard]

@@PeninsulaPaintings Its like, you throw something of theirs out and they bitch, but your stuff is free game cause 'IM THE ADULT', even if you bought it yourself sometimes. Make it make sense

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

@@Biplizard The part I didn't show in that post was the reply I got after the last comment I made. She said I was making a 'baseless accusation' and told an admin on me like a child lol! That's why they're hypocrites, they're too childish to be self aware. Not to mention how greedy this is! She did this for profit, not for the sake of clearing out clutter or anything - not like that would excuse it still. I don't think I can link the original Reddit post here, but the comments are very entertaining lol

[@shalhevetebner2474]

Broke: Finding a Coke bottle with your name on it Woke: Finding a souvenir at a gift shop with your name on it Bespoke: Finding the Click video with your name in the opening

[@stellalunareacts5584]

Oh hey Karen!😊

[@skootergirl22]

My name is quite hard to find, it's rare to find Georgina/Georgie but Georgia and George is very common I managed to find my name on a magnet

[@shadow_leaf7965]

Me with none of the above because my name is rare and the only place I've ever seen it was in that math game, Prodigy

[@royallynick]

I actually had a conversation about cov1d at work with a coworker. He was kind of callus as said that it was only a 5% mortality rate and that there were plenty of people in the world. I was honestly flabbergasted. To be so nonchalant about the death of a person is baffling to me. Regardless if I know them or not they were living and breathing and had a life and family. We shouldnt have to correlate things like this back to our own families just to make people see that others shouldn't die from a virus that is mostly preventable.

[@Excalibur-Sonic]

And even if it was 5%, that still a huge amount out of billions of people. Not even counting the adverse effects that can effect you if you don't die.

[@Kahadi]

I've had a very similar discussion with my dad, with him being pissed off about how they ruined the economy for no reason and didn't need to shut stuff down and everyone he knows that's had COVID didn't have it that bad and he doesn't know anyone that died of it. First off, my mom had it, it lasted two full weeks, and she had it pretty bad. Not hospitalization bad, but still. My sister had it and, while not as bad, it was still the worst she's dealt with. I had it and got lucky, it was more like allergies for me. Same with when he got it (surprisingly it hit everyone but him, then a month later only hit him). Not to mention I lost a friend to COVID. Not someone I was very close to, but a friend nonetheless, and the brother of a different friend. He's just pissed off because a "two week lockdown" lasted longer than that and he doesn't see the point. The lockdown lasted longer than stated because, on top of it being underestimated how long it should have been in the first place, people refused to listen to it. I'm just glad he isn't an anti-masker or anti-vaxx.

[@royallynick]

@@Excalibur-Sonic yeah exactly. Thats still a lot of people who passed. Idk maybe I have more empathy and sympathy than I thought or maybe others have less. It was just very shocking to me.

[@kstina9563]

Genuinely the amount of dead people by now is more than the population of my country (Finland). It's insane people don't realise how many people that is.

[@justaperson4656]

A 5% mortality rate is huge when a disease has such a high r rate! There's a surgery mum went through when she was younger, with a 50% chance she'd lose her hearing (which she did), but the modern day equivalent has a 15% rate of a second surgery being needed, and the chance of going deaf is so small it isn't counted as a % risk anymore. To me, a 15% chance of needing a second surgery is too high, but to most people it isn't. That is, until you put it into the context that this is a cancer removal surgery. Context matters. You can't just say 5% death is low without giving a context to how many people are infected per unit time, and how many people would die per day. 5% mortality in a case where only 100 people are infected per year is good, but 5% mortality in a case where millions are? Less good

[@Amelia_H-A]

The one with the kids in the gym reminds me of how my mom and sister would stay in the pool for adult swim. She's disabled and can be overwhelmed by sudden noises or movement sometimes, so it was good for her to have that quieter time every hour or so. Even when she was well under the age limit, they had special permission from the staff, but we did get a few weirdos complaining because they thought they knew the situation better than us.

[@Struudeli]

I mean, as a disabled person these dogs at around 15:00 sound like a piece of work. I'd be terrified to visit any place with any dog that jumps or stands right on my feet. Though did the person ask the owners to keep the dogs from jumping etc? If you ask nicely people are usually happy to keep their eye on their pets. In most cases I start to naturally train the dogs if they're not behaving, most dogs learn to not be silly in about a minute.

[@InvdrDana]

Yeah, that's the only part with the dogs I don't like. I love dogs at a party, but if they're jumping on me, getting right in my face, or scrabbling at my legs with claws, I don't appreciate it. It's not super hard to train dogs not to do that either.

[@RialVestro]

Fun fact: The whole thing about people hiding drugs and things in kids candy on Halloween was orginally started as an excuse just so parents could steal their kids candy but some kids grew up never figuring that out and ligitamitly examine their kids candy.

[@StillSomeone]

There is the story where that one guy poisoned his own kids candy and then blamed it on the neighbors, and I think that also helped start it

[@maureenlaneski2802]

I just figured it out Halloween night, watchjng my kid and his cousins knock on the first door.

[@keiyakins]

My parents just called it a tax (they also sat with me while i sorted and told me to toss out stuff that was unwrapped or whatever but that was just handling accidental stuff)

[@Ajehy]

@@keiyakinsMy parents also had a candy tax. I happily paid in dark chocolate, and reminded mom that I was subsidizing her habit when she stayed too long to talk to other parents 😂

[@s0lastsummer7]

I got curious about the history of this stuff and googled a little, and I hadn't heard about several children finding razor blades this year 😳 THAT was the fear everyone had when I was a kid, not free drugs (lol)! But up until this year it wasn't a real problem, especially since it became faux pas to pass out apples and popcorn balls (things unwrapped and big enough to hide sharp things in). I read a story about a dad who INTENTIONALLY poisoned his eight year old son with cyanide in a pixi stick...?....(sorry, brain malfunction for a second, they're "pixie stix" so what is a singular "stix"? 😂) shortly after taking out life insurance policies on him and his siblings. The other kids were spared because they didn't eat the candy but Dad was still charged with capital murder and several counts of attempted murder and was executed. 👍🏼 dad of the year ffs

[@martelraykin]

15:30 Honestly as someone who has a phobia of dog this would have been a nightmare to me. On the other hand I never go to someone's place without asking first if they have dogs so I would have avoided the heart attack by not going

[@BeanManolo]

The Karen wanting to ban the festival reminded me of a massive backlash we had here when the organization of a festival went with the request of a gospel singer to not sell beer or any alcohol on the day she would sing; The thing is: was a BEER FESTIVAL. The biggest irony is that she didn't only angered the people who wanted to go, but also other religious Karens that wanted to boycott the festival at all, so her show got cancelled lol

[@John_Weiss]

It's also in Golden, Colorado - _the location of _*_the Coors beer brewery_*_ and headquarters of Coors._ It. Is. *_FAMOUS throughout Colorado for that._* So why the fvck did she move to BeerTown, USA if she's so against alcohol?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@chandranelson2772]

When our daughter was little , she played American soccer.She played from age 3 to age 9. Parents took turns bringing snacks for halftime. We always brought orange slices and either water or juice. We actually got yelled at by a couple of Karens for not bringing chips and soda like they did and for bringing our kid snacks when it was their turn to bring them. I am so glad that we’re through with that.

[@wmdkitty]

What's wrong with orange slices?

[@chandranelson2772]

@@wmdkitty exactly. Apparently they didn’t like healthy food.

[@chatboulon743]

The audacity! 😡 How dare you encourage good, healthy eating habits after a physical activity! (That actually sounds like an amazing snack, ngl.)

[@kenirainseeker539]

If a "family oriented town" means no adult activities are allowed at all ever, well that sounds like a hellscape

[@cordingdesert9566]

The fact that Karen's think Ouija boards work like they are a bunch of middle schoolers is the funniest thing to me. Like if I busted out dungeons and dragons they would call me a wizard.

[@jacobfreeman5444]

I literally checked to see if your name was Harry

[@yuki97kira]

Playing monopoly to be a capitalist overlord

[@hannajung7512]

no kidding, there are people that think playing D&D will teach you real magic and serves the purpose of bringing children to satan... There is even a chick-tract about it

[@gayfrogribbit]

My "mother" growing up had been raised in a cult. She banned any sort of "ghost communication device" because they were the "work of the devil". Now, I'm a Satanist. (Edit: Mother is in quotes because she's not my family anymore)

[@callousTelegnosis]

Depend, you might get called a satanist instead of wizard

[@ConejitoPequenito]

Click's eyebrows must be tired from carrying half of the comedy. Love them

[@heathertulip2389]

The case of candy poisoning that got parents to check candy now was parents who poisoned their own children. But the impression we all got growing up with this myth was a weird middle aged loner man would poison candy and hand it out. From this we can learn that parents will do anything to blame shift away from the concept that parents can be anything but perfect and always doing what’s best for their children. 🙄

[@Cera_01]

Hope you enjoyed Halloween, Click!

[@Apolloscleric]

This cultural meme of poisoned and tampered with Halloween candy has been going around forever. But the truth is that there's never been any good evidence of it being a problem. The one notable documented time it actually happened was a father who poisoned his own child's Halloween candy for insurance. It's similar to the paranoia about strangers abducting kids even though the vast majority of child abductions are done by someone the child knows, usually a non-custodial parent.

[@catupatree1786]

There were several cases of deaths that were thought to be from poisoned Candy due to the child having eaten candy earlier or candy being found near the body. None of these cases actually had poisoned candy having anything to do with the kids deaths. One child died from sniffing deodorant (of all things) and another found and consumed his uncle’s cocaine and his family tried to cover it up.

[@catupatree1786]

There was also one case that did involve poisoned candy, though it was only tangentially related to Halloween. At a Halloween party, a young woman and a popular man were voted to be or played a role as “Halloween Queen and King”/“Mr. and Mrs. Halloween”/some other similar title. Apparently, some admirer of the man became jealous of the young woman, and tried to kill her by sending her a box of Christmas chocolates with some rather unappetizing soft centers- namely, poison. Luckily, the young woman noticed that there was suspicious goo oozing out of the treats, and did not consume any.

[@chakatfirepaw]

Here is a list of every documented case of people intentionally handing out poisoned/drugged/sharp embedded Halloween treats to trick or treaters: (This list intentionally left blank.) While there have been cases of people accidentally handing out marijuana edibles and lots of cases of parents either trying to harm their own children or faking something for attention, there are no known actual cases of someone trying to poison random kids on Halloween.

[@marjoriejohnston4905]

There was at least one problem of a blade inside a lollipop. Though I think that might have been a manufacturing error. This was in 2008

[@John_Weiss]

@@marjoriejohnston4905 Are you sure it was 2008 and not 1978? Because I seem to remember hearing something about something like that when I was kid back in the 1970s…

[@eleniel917]

Last night I was in the bus and out of nowhere an old lady just stood up from her chair FURIOUS and PHYSICALLY attacked a teen kid, totally unprovoked for holding on to the hand holder things of the bus. She screamed "you are doing it purpose! You are moving them! " Everyone was 100% shocked!

[@tjentertainment4234]

A little secret is that Karen’s are the children that grew up with led paint. So I wonder what caused their small brains

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Lead*

[@tjentertainment4234]

@@ThenoobestgirlI never expected this day to come so soon. I was hoping it would be a hard word Atleast but no I failed. You are officially the better speller warrior enjoy your crown.

[@ahuman5529]

@@tjentertainment4234 im pretty sure it's spelling warrior or spell warrior

[@johncenashi5117]

@@ahuman5529 I think spell warrior is something else. Maybe.

[@cellva1682]

To be honest, I'm not surprised

[@TheNormExperience]

“The same guests are now suing her for the ‘trauma’ of being exposed to her disability caused them.” Ok wait…so these disgusting people are suing a disabled woman for the ‘crime’ of her existing? In her own home! Are you FREAKING kidding me?!? People suck.

[@Roadent1241]

~sigh~ Welcome to our world. Bad, but normal. Oh well. Those in power won't let us stop it, and won't stop it themselves so like it or lump it unfortunately.

[@advorak8529]

Anything for a free room and “emotional damages”. Cheap money.

[@Thurgosh_OG]

This incident apparently happened in Ireland and there's no way a Judge would allow the case to come to court there. If it was the USA on the other hand........

[@Roadent1241]

@@Thurgosh_OG America cares??? There's a country that cares????? Pahahaha.

[@UltimateInnerSpirit]

@@Roadent1241f you read the post you’d realize that thurgosh’s point is that America *doesn’t* care

[@canadianperspective3731]

The Halloween rant reminds me of the time I lived in a Mennonite community. Kids would not trick or treat at my door “because I didn’t attend their church.” So I asked them why are they celebrating a pagan holiday...

[@Pastelpurplecryptid]

Did they say anything to that question?

[@Lorentari]

09:50 - Why would anyone publicly announce that they are doing illegal surveillance of strangers... In a country that loves to sue absolutely everyone and loves to throw people in jail for basically doing nothing wrong

[@RavenShadowrose]

I used to work in hospitality and a woman complained that we only had boiled eggs as she wanted fried. She refused to eat boiled eggs as the eggs came from the butt of a chicken. I'm not sure where she thinks fried eggs come from 😆

[@kylajensen1957]

My brain just exploded trying to process the hypocrisy of this... or the stupidity.

[@WestGarbage6]

Well fried eggs obviously grow off a vine, and they're already fried when you pick them off, then you just need to microwave them and they're good to go, basic knowledge smh.

[@Skrunkly_Velvet_Worm]

@@WestGarbage6yeah obviously 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@Azuliiee]

22:14 Fully agree, there's someone in my life who calls me a karen whenever he just wants to end an argument, then he just ignores whatever I say after that and starts to make jokes. And it's always over the least, karen things! Such as me being concerned that the neighbors might complain about the family dog barking all the time, but all I get is "He's a dog, dogs bark, don't be a Karen"

[@theweirdmushroom5965]

The funny thing about Karens not being able to be around "dissabled" people is that folks with glases are dissabled. So nearly a third of the people they meet in their day to day life has a visible dissability. Sure is fun to sue every third person you meet. (Extra point if the Karen has glases)

[@voidseeker4394]

Uhm, there is a very broad definition of disability. That way you can include there literally any person with non-ideal health. Which means literally any person. In reality disability in most countries has to be legally established, and most health problems are not disabilities per se. In regards of sight, full disability is established when sight measure is less than 0.04, and partial disability when it's less than 0.1

[@xilj4002]

​@@voidseeker4394 "Uhm, Ackchyually" Saying government rules about paperwork and accomodations is the measure of who's disabled is pretty weird my dude, I know people who had limbs amputated and have to show up every year to prove it didn't grow back, or they aren't considered disabled on paper anymore. Not all but most people who need glasses can't properly function without their medical equipment. A disability is defined as a mental or physical condition that limits the person's movement, senses, or activities, I'm sure walking into walls or having migraines everyday without your glasses counts as much as getting sick from gluten

[@xnyxiee1784]

Yeah no, your "method" is incorrect and utter dogshit. Don't speak again.@@voidseeker4394

[@madhatterline]

I know this was a year ago but the podcast I listened to about this woman lately was very interesting. If this is indeed the same case, which it very much sounds like. A very quick summary is, the disabled woman was a con artist who was not disabled at all, this was just one of many cons, & the guests potentially were traumatised by her behaviour. She told a very different of course, but it all came out in the end. Oh the podcast is on Spotify ect & is called, Carrie Jade Does Not Exist.

[@d4m4s74]

There has never been a case of drugs put in Halloween candy by strangers. There have been a few cases where parents did it to their own children though

[@md79melissa]

every year I tell people this and nobody believes me til they look it up

[@Alexandra-vl1us]

I kinda get why some people wouldn't feel comfortable with dogs during a party. Personally, I know a few people who are genuinely afraid of dogs, though they wouldn't write a complaint, but would just apologize and leave. Btw, you've got an awesome channel. Instant subscribe, I'll definitely be watching your stuff.

[@galuxius1861]

Personally I am a smaller person, and it seemed the lady described the dogs as large. So a large dog would absolutely not me over, could get mud on my outfit, and or push my sensory issues to the max just by the owner not training the dog not to jump on people

[@FaeryPeople]

My mom used to check our Halloween candy when we got home from trick or treating, to make sure none of the wrappers were opened. Not sure if she was worried about razor blades, drugs, or just germs, but she never really found anything. I never thought she would find anything, but I didn't see any harm in giving her a few minutes to make sure, especially since checking made her a lot less worried about me.

[@wyrmghost]

I literally asked my mom why she wasn’t letting my brother have him smarties and she said they could easily be opened and someone could have put fentanyl in them, I am now convinced she got it from Facebook

[@John_Weiss]

Tell her to lay off of the OutragePorn. And point out that nobody's putting highly-expensive illegal drugs in candy.

[@ken_kaniff246]

@@John_Weiss people are definitely putting drugs in candy... just not to give away to children

[@John_Weiss]

@@ken_kaniff246 I wasn't talking about Edibles 😁… and neither is the OutragePorn about "drugs-in-candy".

[@dustorm5012]

@@John_Weiss Outrageporn is the funniest way someone has called it.

[@veroxid]

6:55 ish "A man that sleeps with a hatchet under his pillow is crazy every night but one."

[@pathwaytousername]

In my World History Class, we were given an assignment to do a presentation on a religion (not one of the 5 most common), and the group next to me wanted to test if they could do one on Satanism. Our teacher said go ahead, and They (and I) learned that Satanism's a lot different from how it's construed in culture today. Bro I cannot imagine these Karens' reactions considering their religious intolerance 😂

[@fireblast133]

the whole 'drugs in halloween candy' bit, there's only been like one legit case of it, and it was kids targeted by their own parent.

[@sovdark]

As a former AYSO referee (I was 14), parents are WILD about this stuff. I literally had to throw a kid out of a game because his dad was egging him on to do league illegal moves (like slide tackles). He started screaming at me until the coaches made him leave me alone. This was on a US military institution and I was a teenager reffing for an under 8 game. This kid was literally like 7 years old. The example this dad was setting was just terrible. The coaches actually thanked me after the game for carding the kid because they had tried repeatedly to get the dad to stop coaching his kid to break the rules, but no one had straight up tossed the kid out of the game for it.

[@kikenn3988]

The Burger Karen actually reminded me of the time i worked at this workshop for young unemployed people In their kitchen. We made breakfast, lunch and sandwiches. One Day, one of the adults that worked there wanted a meatfree sandwich. We did make those as well as the ones that had meat, because we knew that not everyone eats meat. We had them both available on the counter but she took the onlyone with meat and complained that she doesn't want meat. We did tell her that there is one next to it without meat. She could clearly see it but she demanded that we take the meat of of her sandwich. We could have said no and given her one without meat, but there was a line of hungry teenagers behind her so we took the sandwich and removed the meat. Since that day we started to hate working there. Teenagers were all cool with us.

[@aether_feathers]

I swear some people are just trying to get attention. There's no other logical explanation to it 🤦🏻Like b- there was a literal meatless sandwich beside you why are you making a scene. 😭 Sorry you had to handle that 😅 at least not all clients were that way.

[@kikenn3988]

@@aether_feathers she was really the only terrible one thankfully. It was about 10 years ago and I still remember it.

[@aether_feathers]

@@kikenn3988 I mean, It would be hard to forget such an awful person 😅

[@kikenn3988]

@@aether_feathers True XD

[@kissit012]

Giving in to ridiculous demands from entitled people only makes them think they are right and they will keep doing it. Stop enabling shitty behavior

[@endrtrn]

Now I just picture every show on Netflix will show the actors covering their eyes for the entire show as they can see everyone who will ever "Netflix and chill" to their show.

[@shadow_leaf7965]

So that's what happened in birdbox. It all makes sense now😂

[@jennbuchanan8694]

The three language meme had me. My MIL did something similar. She said something racist about my culture and to defend herself she said she’s had Chinese food before. The food she had was Japanese and I am Korean. Coincidentally, my MIL’s name is actually Karen.

[@lourvecantspell19]

COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT

[@toranbackup5851]

The picture in the post with the Karen complaining about ouija boards has a book that I have, the random encounters book. That is a D&D book. She is not just like one of those people who think D&D is demonic, she IS one of them.

[@lorifiedler13]

Yeah, but I want my JoAnnes to carry that stuff !

[@littlegoat713]

"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Karen the Delusional? No. I thought not. Its not a story The Republic would tell you."

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

1:50 That's a GREAT apple. I used to have multiple apple trees in my yard (before I moved), and nothing they had was THIS pretty.

[@Jynxedlove]

I also love how they ignore that what some people call demonic is the religion of other people.

[@ambercloud]

It's probably already been said but the only time Halloween sweets were definitely tampered with it was a father slipping it in with the rest of his kid's candy trying to make it look like a random. He killed his kid for insurance, I think but was caught. In the meantime, a new urban legend was born and comes back every year

[@alberich3099]

28:20 When I was still at uni, studying for disaster managment engineering (yea that's a thing), I was part of the EMS working as a paramedic. One of our professors was the local EMS (a governmental position, been held by a medical dr.), he took a few of us on public meetings with citizens to get to know the system we may work in. One time there was a neighbourhood meeting about a new firestation beeing built closer to a main road - which allwed for a larger beeing serviced in the same time (better driving routes). A few people complained about it beeing to noisy should there be the exit of the station and the sirens. He, just pulled out a piece of paper and aked everybody who did not want the change of the firestation. A few actually signed (those poos sobs). After they signed he declared, that with the addresses and the name, he'd put them in the dispatch computer as not wanting propt services (somethign which doesn't exist and legaly could not stand - but it was funny nontheless). You've never seen people be so quick to remove their signiture.

[@demascus3vods]

13:00 "God loving home" I see people keep forgetting the one line in the bible where the rainbow represents God's promise to never flood the world again after the events of Noah

[@TinyFoxTom]

Sometimes I want to play the anti-Karen by asking for the manager only to tell him the employee did a great job, but I have to curb that urge because I know the potential for high anxiety whenever the manager is asked for.

[@maarekstele2998]

As an employee that had this exact scenario happen to me i thank you for curbing that urge

[@Ajehy]

I sometimes want to call a crisis health line to tell them how important what they do is and that they save lives but I’ve always held off because I might increase wait times.

[@alienangel777]

I like to call trucks that have the "How am I driving?" phone number and tell them that the truck is being driven excellently, with reasonable speed and use of turning signals. It never fails to get a surprised laugh!

[@oddeyes9413]

My wife and I do that. It's great.

[@toddashi]

You could always send an email later with your positive review!

[@onyxwolf5078]

One of my managers daughters is gay and eloped with her girlfriend a couple months ago. My manager is constantly saying she supports her daughter and has no issue with her being gay, but in the next sentence says she can't wait for her daughter to grow up and find her a man.

[@justine8387]

Dies she also say she can't understand why she eloped? Smh

[@onyxwolf5078]

@@justine8387 Yes Actually. She doesn't understand why her daughter would "do something like this."

[@anonymouscommentor411]

​​@@onyxwolf5078There's something comical imagining her daughter being in her 60s and the mother still just wondering the same thing like "When will she finally grow up?" Like, at what age do you think the mother will realize her daughter isn't going to suddenly change the way the mother wants her to lol? I bet when that day comes she'll become a lot more toxic about it, but hopefully the daughter and her wife will be happy anyways.

[@emma-janeadamson4099]

I have sympathy for the dog one - I'm afraid of dogs. I'm very open about this and the fact that it has nothing to do with any specific dog and people are generally accommodating. It really isn't a stew-and-write-to-the-paper situation.

[@lumpchunker5516]

Yeahhhhh... I'm really nervous around dogs as well, so I don't see an issue with this. The owner clearly hasn't put effort into properly training their dogs, and I would be incredibly umcomfy in this situation too. I wouldn't demand the dogs be kennelled, but I'd probably just leave.

[@iamadmon9781]

9:40 the irony of coming from a place where the word "wicked" has mostly positive connotations; when they say "how wicked is that?" I hear "how awesome is that?"

[@purplesam2609]

I wouldn't go all Karen on a shop for selling Ouija board stuff. However, I'd never want to play the game myself. Even if it's fake I am not risking it

[@FrancisR420]

Risking what? are you worried a ghost is going to tell you The date of your death? The same people saying there's some nebulous risk to using an Ouija board (a toy invented by Hasbro in the '80s) say that click and his emotional support demon, carry the same risk of corruption. so why are you here, got to play it safe, got to sit in an empty room staring at a wall trying to control your thoughts if you don't want to "risk it"

[@gingershellkittens6620]

Fair enough lol

[@DrachenGothik666]

There's nothing to "risk". The company that originally produced the boards (Parker Brothers--who later sold the rights to Hasbro) took it from the spiritualists in the 1800's, who completely made it up back in the 1880's. It's not only utterly fake, it was a popular parlour game & totally harmless. Seriously, anyone who thinks ouiji boards are gonna call up baddies from beyond needs their heads examined.

[@justaperson4656]

Love the fact that cliccy recognises my hard fruit growing work! I don't personally keep apples, but I have pineapples, cherries, lemons, oaks, etc. I aim to one day be relatively self sufficient. Started off with veg (carrots, onions, potatoes, tomatoes, etc), then herbs (garlic, basil, coriander, etc), but their seasonal nature threw me off, and I'm now doing annuals and evergreens (thyme, avocado, cherries, etc) so I don't have to keep as close a track on sowing seasons. Doesn't stop mum from getting upset when that one blackbird steals the cherries though 🤣

[@mylittledarkworldjohn4289]

About the plague thing i can only think of "well, duhh, if the village dies out there is nothing to infect everyone anymore"

[@figwmwrtbb]

I love that post about the Slow Mo Guys because they use rainbow paint and stuff because it helps show the slow motion better but also they're huge allies LMAO

[@isabelgisb5630]

(26:28) Service animals shall henceforth only be known as assistant pets. And if possible wear a cute little bowtie.

[@DrTurtles-]

Halloween was yesterday! You know what that means! *A faint jingling begins in the background as an old man in a blood red coat appears from the darkness. Then the man rips his skin off revealing mariah Carey underneath, and she starts singing "All I want for Christmas is you" once again* The cycle repeats itself....

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Wtf 😂 But also - watch Lindsay Stirling new music video "Snow Waltz" 💀❄️

[@wmdkitty]

With "Last Christmas" wedged in every few songs

[@KougajiCalling]

Turkey first.

[@18Hongo]

One of these days it will be Senator Armstrong, charging towards you as "The Unenlightened Masses" plays in the background... to the tune of "All I want for Christmas is You".

[@ATFprdepartment]

30:17 I’ve heard of people getting RIDICULOUSLY sick and lightheaded in the Iraq War while nearby mobile jammers, so maybe it was some military jammer she passed, which is another reason to consider getting the fuck away from a military vehicle especially when you don’t know what it is or why it’s there

[@The_Midnight_Syndicate]

Won’t the ouija board Karen be in for a rude awakening if she ever learns where most Christian traditions and holidays originated from (spoiler: they were stolen from pagan tradition) 😂

[@jfleisch365]

Wait til she learns about how we got the names for the days of the week 😏 😌 🤣

[@Ahonya666]

@@jfleisch365 yep..Thursday being my favourite day name

[@Ajehy]

@@Ahonya666- Or the planets’ names. Ban Jupiter! Shield your children from Venus!

[@Doryzitter]

Yep, like the "pagan" Christmas tree. I always disliked decorating it for the holidays, so my mom discovering its pagan origins is a win-win for me lol

[@tommerker8063]

@@Ahonya666 in germany it's donnerstag, donnar being the germanic name for thor

[@b_gann7710]

12:26 you forget about that old lady that calls the fire department on the family next door because they’re having a bonfire in a controlled environment in their own back yard… definitelyyyyy not talking from experience or anything

[@jojocandy2025]

Ive only found you recently but have watched so many of your vids already. Love how funny but how empthatic and caring you are. Hilarious with a brain and acceptance. Love to see it

[@novice5895]

17:36 There used to be a time when this kind of behavior was vehemently discouraged. Now days, the company (airbnb, in this case) agrees with these subhumans who discriminate against a disabled person for not being perfect! She should be able to countersue for being exposed to their rampant stupidity & subhuman prejudice! 😡😡😡

[@moniquedhooghe]

Except for the whole story being made up, including the disability.... I watched the story unfold on tiktok

[@plasmafan2659]

When Click started reading out the post at 28:52, as I was confused as hell because I like "Did he already read out the post earlier in the video?" And then I realized that I had watched another reddit video earlier today that had that exact same post in it, and somehow thought it was in the same video.

[@andressigalat602]

My own experience with a Karen was in a sushi restaurant. She was a friend of a friend, and we were there having dinner. She never had eaten sushi before and decided to order the "sampling menu", a bit of every kind of sushi they served, without really knowing what she was getting into. I don't have a problem with that, if one is adventurous and wants to try something new, as long as they know that maybe they're not going to like it, and it would be nobody's fault. But when her order arrived she started complaining that some of the food was undercooked (because, you know, sushi), and demanding the waiter to take it away and "get it done" (as if the sashimi were raw because the cooks neglected to cook it properly). She made such a fuss that the manager let her choose a dish from the fried rice menu for free. I understand that decision, they preferred to lose a bit of money, than risk losing the business of the repeat customers that made up the rest of the table by making a worse scene, but she made the rest of us feel embarassed by association and the fact that she got away with and was even rewarded for her ignorance and obnoxiousness didn't sit right with me.

[@normisacat9570]

7:32 fun fact: most bugs are bisexual, for every straight koala couple there's around 3 lesbian koala couples, and male lions tend to have relationships with other male lions so nature clearly is all for the gay relationships

[@normisacat9570]

There's literally a lizard nicknamed the lesbian lizard due to there only being females and said females have the naughties to cause one another to ovulate if I remember correctly

[@MikutheSkunk]

"Can I sue for discrimination" if you try, expect a counterclaim for age discrimination and harassment

[@leahbarnes5167]

I’m pretty sure the Karen on the interstate passing “weird-shaped, slow-moving vehicles” was passing a funeral procession.

[@Purple_Sweater]

I was hoping Karens would've gone extinct by now Edit: autocorrect/extinct

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

they somehow survive regardless of how dumb they are

[@Purple_Sweater]

When the click likes my comments it gives me enough serotonin for a week omg

[@nyxzorander]

Karens...and...Extinct.

[@Purple_Sweater]

@@nyxzorander LMAOOO thank you! 'Karen's' was autocorrect and 'instinct' was just.. you know I don't know what my thought process was there 💀😂

[@essencesilver1540]

one would hope so

[@robertnett9793]

13:20 Wait... wait wait... Did this 'God loving mother' just insult the sign God gave us after the Biblical flood as a sign of the new covenant between Him and us mortals? Did she just reject Gods symbol? Shame on her - her family, her house and her cow!

[@diannahenshaw5156]

The “drugs in the Halloween candy” was based on ONE GUY who put something in a Pixy stick, AND THE STAPLED IT BACK CLOSED. (It was his own kid, forgot the reason.) From there, our Satanic-Panic parents went crazy. I only heard the real origin story after about 35 drug-free Halloweens.

[@leothebackgroundsheep3010]

17:12 OK, back up a bit. What do they mean “against their beliefs”? Like, they don’t believe dissabled people exist or something?