Creating Beautiful Car Art | Top Gear

[@annakalotidou2598]

Look at Richards face when Jeremy says that's a rental car..!! Absolutely funny!!!

[@LOLHICRONO]

+Anna Kalotidou Setup but yes.

[@DrSlasher]

James' face when they destroy his artwork is also excellent

[@GamingAmbienceLive]

at least not scripted, script would be obvious

[@hamstersong123]

It actually is scripted funny enough, the car doesn't even exist on the MOT database.

[@simon_969]

Right Never noticed that Should've been made into a bit

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

6:37 “I value your opinion immensely... ...I won’t necessarily pay any attention to it.” “Good.” Love how Rupert just took it in stride.

[@ruinfox4108]

of course he would, i bet thousands of people have disagreed with his opinions and were verbal about it, probably worse than how jeremy reacted

[@SaveAmerica-TRUMP2024]

he didn't say immensely. But I have to say this is my favorite Jeremy Clarkson quote...

[@willkelly2783]

6:10 James was almost crying 😢

[@MilkandDyskit]

James' one was actually pretty good.

[@alangreig4261]

Dyskit until jezza and hammond ruined it

[@mrflibble1259]

So was Richard's.....until it fell in a lake

[@sugarhoneyicedtea5872]

Jeremy’s one was nice ..

[@rambo8863]

Dont worry Jezza is on job

[@parklife27]

pinky and perky was really a jerk there lol

[@AkairuNoAme]

Hammond's Bob Ross impression: Nailed it. And priceless.

[@lilflecktarn5498]

Oof

[@tatoaim385]

The horse painting on the car trunk was actually pretty good

[@drvlive2023]

Jack Woltz: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@harrodharrod5239]

"More compost than art", 6 years later, a literal banana gaffa taped on wall sold for $120000.

[@AAAA-bm2cj]

@@user-ru1eq7tw4y bruh its kinda genius I mean its obviously ploy for money laundering

[@MatrixDiscovery]

Or that the art world is used for money laundering.

[@keyboardwarrior327]

van Gogh only sold 1 painting. All of the great artists are ridiculed before their time comes.

[@peterdietrich8810]

@ZoeQuinnIsAMurderer That's not what money laundering is.

[@CarpetHater]

And some guy literally ate it.

[@ridcom]

How many people can say they've been hit in the nuts by paintballs shot from an F1 car?

[@COYM_1908]

+ridcom Shot from an F1 car by David Coulthard.

[@winkerdude]

Not I. But I would volunteer for it just to be near an F1 car.

[@mackenziewilliams7210]

ridcom i

[@Hopgop1]

Yeah unfortunately, unless I have something fundamentally wrong, shooting paintballs through an air intake and out of the exhaust would mean it would've gone through the engine. Not possible. Plus the paintballs came out of the side of the car, not the left and right where the exhaust tips are.

[@ruslanpopovych8919]

1, Jeremy Clarkson.

[@kennethkennethson4289]

When the face fell down jame genuinely looked like he was going to cry

[@Didier-Drogba1337]

You know its an act. Its scripted

[@03056932]

@@Didier-Drogba1337 yes yes mr know it all we all know there are scripted elements to the show but you are no more informed than us on this particular piece. james has never been a great actor and pulling of thinly veiled expressions of genuine upset or embarrassment are things not even professional actors can achieve convincingly. the sensible approach to this bit would be he probably did build the piece, was proud of it and was upset it was broken

[@silasmayes7954]

@@03056932 thank you I hate when people say they scripted stuff like this. You really can't srcipt something like this. You make a plan and work off of that which is tl what top gear is really.

[@fhozza1105]

Silas Mayes Thats not what he said, the show is scripted but james emotions maybe wasnt is basically what he said.

[@downtowngames4631]

@@Didier-Drogba1337 bet your fun to hang out with

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

"Some say he has a MASSIVE chin and he does, because he's David Coulthard" :P

[@klater5842]

Some say he has a different type of blue balls & that DC won't give him mouth to mouth. All we know is that he's called Jeremy Clarkson

[@parklife27]

some say he once hit clarkson's plum

[@saberracer026]

All we know is that it's not the Stig, it's the Stig's Scottish cousin

[@lightsaberlordp373]

@@saberracer026 Coulthard is now a commentator in F1

[@6sicSIX]

Not at the jay Leno level tho XD

[@GamalKevin]

Wow. Hammond is great at drawing.

[@71sc502]

Kev he was painting

[@parklife27]

was an art student

[@U_C_G]

Was at art college before he started radio

[@TheShadowFellan]

Yeah it was actually quite sad when it fell in cos his was the only one other than a little bit of mays that was actually really good and skillful and required talent

[@royshavrick]

@@TheShadowFellan well that's the point of top gear. All three of them are pretty damn competent, but for the sake of comedy they decide to muck it all up in the end. Ambitious, but rubbish. I will say that shtick got a little old in the Grand Tour but it's still damn entertaining.

[@thebananamelon5065]

@6:38 I like how the art guy says “good” when Jeremy says he won’t pay any attention to his opinion. Spoken like a true artist 😂

[@unicorntomboy9736]

This clip has give me some ideas in what to do for my project at university. I might do a stylised painting of a Tesla Model 3 or Porsche Taycan.

[@RandomVideoCommenterOME]

I love how the art dealer, at the start, is very dismissive and more just humouring James UNTIL he starts talking about his influences and what sort of angle he was going in, at which point the dealer actually comes around and truly considers this sculpture for a moment. A little tragic it got pushed over.

[@topleybird2443]

May’s sculpture was rather good, quite a nice piece of vernacular art.

[@moneyaccount9775]

2:12 I thought he was going to make his art by drifting while leaving those black lines

[@asbjrnc7877]

Money Account and making an asian 11

[@Ngatiatimothy]

Same here

[@ARB6769]

Top Gear: A show about 3 middle age men failing and bullying each other

[@parklife27]

you will always be childish, no matter how old you are

[@NegativeAccelerate]

ARB6769 when has James May ever successfully bullied anyone?

[@BiskviLover]

I mean not anymore.

[@Silent_Shadow]

It's a beautiful thing. LoL

[@thegr8pug250]

So true

[@jsr1126]

"You sprayed my helmet!" "You shot one of my testic-- OH that helmet?"

[@joshkirkham4281]

“Is there anything here that catches your eye” “No” “Does that one work” “No” “Is this no good” “No” “Does it work on any level for you” “No” “Does it have artistic merit” “No” “So all of this is terrible” “Well frankly yes”

[@nightw4tchman]

6:12 I'm sorry but James actually produced something that worked artistically. Then is got destroyed by Hammond and Clarkson...

[@Didier-Drogba1337]

You know its scripted. Its all an act

[@AnthroGearhead]

My brother would seriously hurt them after this

[@michaelscott-joynt3215]

A child could have made this using bits and pieces of something he tore apart. It's not inspired, it was a heap of junk with elements mimicking a face.

[@silasmayes7954]

@@Didier-Drogba1337 it isn't completely scripted and anyone who can make a script this random is a God. They make a plan and then when something (not if) they adapt. You can plan a car ploblem.

[@zoltancsikos5604]

No.

[@matonmongo]

Clarkson taped to a chair: "This is like a scene in Reservoir Dogs." Hammond holding a plasma cutter: "Don't give us any ideas." ;-p

[@Stryke607]

I would have loved to see the F1 car under black light. Has it been shown later on that show?

[@privateprivate8287]

Stryke no cos it caught on fire while Jeremy tried to drive it there lol

[@SuperMrDeathlord]

Alex Qerreti He's talking about the F1 car not the art car with the horse's head on it, Yes it was shown in on the show.

[@privateprivate8287]

my mistake qq

[@venujaadikari5428]

yes

[@sophie-eh4te]

yah

[@spicysnowman8886]

Hammond: were going to paint the inside of the car on the outside Jeremy: red for the blood

[@umeedbandu1]

3:28 i quiet like Jeremy's , its simple but still colorful i feel like the concept itself has potential

[@HiKrispy]

if clarkson had commentated over himself he would've said *IN THE PLUMS*

[@Silent_Shadow]

I can hear it lol

[@ItsAsboJxy]

Who else thinks the purple audi R8 painting at 6:29 is dope AF?

[@jacobrumens9601]

2:20 ‘My plums!’ XD

[@WisdomeSage1989]

David "Will you edit that spin out?" Jeremy "Yes yes i will edit it out" David " You promise?" Jeremy "....:" TROLL LOL

[@David-rh3er]

The music that plays when Richard's painting really sells it

[@MrChampManager]

I can help! You can't do this with a hammer! lol James is a comedic genius

[@Evodocturine29]

ACCELERATION face number 1.

[@Yusep27]

Evodocturine29 B-)

[@Vladpryde]

Season 14, episode 5.

[@oscarwemes9966]

Vladpryde thx a lot

[@VictorKleijn]

Vladpryde Thanks!

[@lorenzomijorus]

You good person

[@bananagaming5109]

Cheers

[@Racing_Fox]

Hero

[@onurtokkan]

In the plums !

[@LoggyWD]

It's performance art. It has streaks in a living way.

[@aulid9607]

6:09 James Sad :(

[@AnthroGearhead]

I would straight away punch Richard and Jeremy

[@BIGhappyG33]

The paintballs on aluminum looked dope in the studio!

[@DiAna-ft8qs]

6:14 that shot killed me xD

[@MsGil11]

7:22 - How do you know that isn't a horse's head in the car? made my day.

[@abdurali8855]

Whoever went to see the art exhibition, were soooo lucky 🎨🍀🎉👌

[@OneTeeGlory]

Hamster's face at the end hahahaha

[@twistedaxles9126]

Hamster?

[@TextJoe]

-.-

[@fluffyflextail]

"AHHHH, my plumps!!!". Gotta love that statemate allong with "How hard can it be?"

[@nandagopalharikrishnan3064]

I wanted to see the aerodynamic lines in the UV

[@6sicSIX]

Yeah what the fukk Clearly it didn't work and they didn't want to show it

[@ajcF1]

@@6sicSIX 1 year late but why didn’t you just, I don’t know, watch the episode?

[@6sicSIX]

@@ajcF1 I did lol, not sure what your point is.

[@ffwrude]

@@6sicSIX I think he meant the whole episode. Not the "best moment" on YT

[@6sicSIX]

@@ffwrudeAh right, assumed they didn't include it in the clips after talking about it because it didn't work. Looks nice 👍

[@itsmrlonewolf]

That silk cut Jag looks awesome! How can he say that’s not art!

[@JimbagJimster94]

"OH I SEE THAT HELMET" hahahaa . oh clarkson

[@Dasycottus]

Rupert did an awesome job playing along

[@spritemon98]

I can literally see the gears turning in Richards head 🤣

[@Nero-ox5tw]

0:30 Jezza describes modern art too a tee

[@galihxtreme]

would've been alot easier if they bought a *Citroen SM*. But yeah, this show was suppose to be ridiculous, so they're not going for it.

[@crashfan9997]

5:57 - 6:08 This is why these 3 are national treasures!

[@Penguin5542]

It's so sad james if you look carefully at him you can see tears as they break his art

[@Wariolosesfaithinhumanity]

I give James May’s statue a 10/10 for his unique inspiration.

[@natorious314]

Poor James, he looked like he was going to cry when they broke his sculpture.

[@zakigamer6566]

James at 7:12 always gets me LMAO

[@ryancoopersnissan240sx8]

3:26 R.I.P Richard Hammond’s Painting 2013-2013

[@amyshaw893]

thats not his painting though...

[@joshbacon8241]

Really, it should say 2009-2009 as this episode aired in 2009.

[@alexconway7882]

@@joshbacon8241 And therefore it was filmed in 2008, so it should be 2008-2008. What's really scary is that this was, as of August 2020, 12 years ago.

[@MrWilliam.Stewart]

That was a genius plan getting Plato in to judge the art.

[@jack5exe312]

am I the only one who feels bad for Hammond when the painting fell in the water?

[@sailor7537]

If you look closely, the painting that fell is different from what he painted moments before.

[@darylyatestransportblogs]

@@sailor7537 chances are it was staged so the good painting would have been displayed somewhere else I wonder if the Astra was a indeed a hire car as it would have been 5 years old at the time of filming so would have been a bit old for a hire car

[@TheSecondInitiate]

Art snobs always reject cars....the rest of the world recognizes that they can in fact be art. Alfa Romeo's are art. Theyre designed to be beautiful and have no function.

[@mateussantos152]

except they look like a dyslexic man´s face

[@aaryeshg.6526]

@@mateussantos152 lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣 I read that in Clarkson's voice.

[@siddheshpillai3807]

@HelpMe not to mention it an endless money pit waiting to happen

[@alistairwalker2850]

HelpMe I respect your right to an opinion but Alfas are as pretty as the sun rising over Charlize Theron. End of story.

[@supershifter4836]

All cars are art. Because an artist had to draw it and then build a sculpture of it

[@joshkirkham4281]

“Plane of light just bouncing off here, and then work it in, work it in” ‘Sploosh’

[@rjaxxxas]

6:05 Richards "WOOW!" Gets me everytime.

[@RobbofromCronulla]

Watching TG is like watching an action film. You have to disconnect yourself from reality (just a little bit) otherwise it's no fun.

[@cheungcy6651]

The look on James face 😂he was genuinely sad and disappointed after they push down his sculpture😂

[@twistedaxles9126]

7:58 You can see the horror in Richard's face.

[@Didier-Drogba1337]

You know its scripted?

[@eze4731]

@@Didier-Drogba1337 oh crikey, it's the fun rozzers!

[@har15sss]

Richard’s “wow” when he lifted it back 😂😂😂

[@dantetoffoletti2811]

7:58 that face is art

[@enemay]

The bit about the horses head was the funniest XD!

[@hansfromcongo6322]

I recognized the art critic at an exhibition at Saatchi and asked him whether he actually liked James May’s sculpture and he said no and that it was all rubbish.

[@robbutterill1426]

theres something so nostalgic about the sounds of the old v10 f1’s. old school nothing like todays

[@Phobos_Thanatos]

“How do you know there isn’t a horses head in the boot?” - Jeremy Clarkson

[@Get_yotted]

Song playing when Hamster is painting is 2 Atoms in a Molecule by Noah and the Whale

[@SodeMotors]

Amazing footage. Thank you for sharing. Top quality

[@josephhunt6165]

"Oh I see, that helmet" - Jeremy Clarkson 😂 (4:28)

[@andyby]

Had to google it but yeah, seems so. Perfect for the summer!

[@Darcie23Louise]

Hammonds face at the end is just priceless ;D

[@JettXxB]

"it is triggered to fire at 5,000 rmp" *proceeds to rev it to 15k rpm

[@nam6128]

I unironically love james May's sculpture. Like a big smiling old geiser with glasses and a big nose

[@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907]

07:22 How come he said that he can't paint before!?

[@leohoogeweg]

'Clearly this isn't human' :D fantastic part of this episode with the worst paiting ever, laughed so hard about that bit :D

[@krzysztofgrybos1010]

That horse head looks amazing

[@XpertGamerXGYT]

I wanted to see the f1ultra violet photo

[@gabrielpayan5971]

That "Yes" and "Thank You" by the Rubert guy was so fancy

[@SpringOffensiveCat]

When i grow older, i wanna be like these 3.

[@bradleymeyer9775]

All that car art is pretty good.

[@mrspiffy107]

"Work it in , work it in" *board just falls

[@alexhydron]

UK Version, thank you TopGear channel

[@over00lordunknown12]

3:20 That looks like he just bought that for the joke, but if he didn't I feel so bad for him. D:

[@TheKoboldHoard]

I would rather go to this exhibit than any other art exhibit you care to name. And I've been to a lot

[@tony_5156]

I was actually saddened to see Richards painting fall into the water, it looked like it was going to look quite good. :/

[@Hodorofwinterfell]

James may in an Australian accent "can you tell what it is yet" 👀😂😂😂

[@coolme20ful]

"Seems to be more compost than art...but thank you"

[@benwhale3006]

4:46 that Jaguar Painting is in my house!

[@petralemochova1541]

Pretty perfect piece :)) I love these men because they are really fun .

[@Transportationspotting]

A lot of that art looks great👍

[@drvince0725]

Ahhh top gear as I remember it: Clarkson and Hammond bullying May

[@Acc0rd79]

and it was good wasnt it. So you know you went ahead and gave it a thumbs up:) Uk just does it right!

[@XWARIENEX]

I love how they always keep a straight face when telling jokes

[@calvin_celine4232]

"I'm not giving him mouth-to-mouth, that's for sure." Man I'm dead.

[@realashtonarmy]

5:10 Some say that guys look bit like Alan Pardew

[@travisanderson6759]

RealAshtonArmy exactly like him

[@jashargubetini6724]

Top gear really was the best show on KZbin!

[@Tom-uv7ry]

What it was from the BBC

[@ibrahimlodhi19]

Priceless moment when Jeremy gets hits in the gentlemen area.

[@reallyryan_]

How is David not in stitches? I'd be rolling on the floor next to Clarkson but rolling with laughter

[@drgabe2908]

7:28 I was wondering if they will repair the car with Flex Tape

[@CynicalBastard511]

Nah, Fiber Fix should do the trick.

[@psychotimorphinecroneuroto6149]

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