epic home makeover with kurtis (baddiesmp 3)

kurtis gaming channel / @kurtiskorner
follow me on twitch ► / dannygoonzalez
i stream on mondays and wednesdays at 6pm central time

[@ninecuevas5127]

The dramatic irony of Danny saying “we don’t have like any iron right now,” as 41 ingots sit in Kurtis’s inventory and 30 more are in the chest

[@xaraxchnidx]

iron-y

[@user-sl1ml]

that’s very iron-ic edit: shit someone made the same joke

[@spongy7426]

Iron-t you glad I didn’t say Ironic?

[@moaharbor]

I feel like everyone is STEELing each other’s jokes!

[@kaitlyn7961]

this reply section is GOLDen

[@reilly4431]

danny singing 3005 when he only has 3,004 subs is so funny for some reason

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

There was a delay. It jumped from 3,004 to 3,025 suddenly right after that.

[@imemotionallystable7109]

there was a delay

[@reilly4431]

@meme guy 13:16

[@hollystar311]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted that was a jump cut lol

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

Everyone commenting that there was a delay is Danny on a fake account

[@wipitywopity7820]

“The birds and the bees..... “ “And the kurt “ -kurtis conner 2021

[@reilly4431]

when it got cut off LMFAO

[@illstealyourkneecaps694]

Kurtis Pogger*

[@honestlynuts__]

the beauty of bestiality

[@skandanarayani6968]

timestamp pls 😩

[@tanakovac7886]

@@skandanarayani6968 around 5:53

[@francesco6835]

I’ve never thought I would have witnessed kurtis twerking to danny singing so nonchalantly I love you guys

[@orange8376]

They should add Drew to this

[@xsunflwrr]

@@orange8376 what do you mean, he's already in the series, he has the nutcracker skin

[@orange8376]

@@xsunflwrr oh yeah lol

[@nightcrawler7815]

13:47

[@thaisuwu6427]

@Jp no one asked

[@oksanti]

This is another “epic” and “POGGERS” moment, and I don’t say that very often

[@DaviniaHill]

I've never heard you say epic

[@lucassakelarios3125]

You should

[@lykeprice9239]

Ruined the funny number :>

[@mercedes_ggz2644]

Same and I don't say that very often

[@applecider_59]

it’s not called baddie smp for nothing

[@nathanang.]

Danny thinking there's arts and crafts supplies in Minecraft gives me life

[@haesbread]

It was so wholesome

[@tenzinc1514]

and your heart

[@meghansmith3485]

It’s cause of the Troom Troom vidoes

[@twish4596]

@@meghansmith3485 lmaooo

[@unicornmovieco.5637]

Well you mine and you craft

[@hollberryy]

I can't bring myself to watch Danny enjoy Minecraft after the tragedy of our beloved Newspaper. I haven't been able to twerk in days 😭

[@coltonbates629]

May they rest in twerkidge

[@ellavator8901]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@EvGamesYT]

I’m still twerking but it’s sad twerking 😢

[@imjustolivia]

😭

[@tatefawson9764]

Couldn't of said that better

[@piausc4712]

“Don’t get too wacky” Yeah, this isn’t his second channel, that’s too silly and wacky for Danny GAMEzales!

[@piausc4712]

@Lily X Yes it’s jack

[@heckinggi6034]

@@piausc4712 jack who?

[@piausc4712]

@@heckinggi6034 Jack Metzger from a band called AJR

[@nikblur130]

jack :D

[@megonggaga8046]

@@heckinggi6034 E. Jack. Ulation

[@victorianrat]

Danny hitting kurtis while explaining stuff is a perfect representation of mansplaining

[@-bunny-1139]

Goodnight- 😭😭

[@therealslimshitty5186]

@@-bunny-1139 it's morning

[@stupidity02]

people being shocked that Danny can sing when part of his job is as a musician will never not be crazy to me

[@conormeehan.]

He has an EP haha

[@miawmiawmiawmi]

I FORGOT HE WAS A MUSICIAN

[@logandraper]

The clip where danny said "the birds and the bees" and kurtis said "and the kurtis" but it was cut off halfway through his sentence was gold

[@arzookashif4544]

It didn't get cut off, he actually said "Kurt"

[@hyxonnie]

Your British people impression around the ten minute mark is what killed Prince Philip

[@cormitchazer4701]

You did NOT-

[@xxcallmeniaxx3272]

Philip really saw this and said :☠👻🧟‍♂️

[@olivialindsey6535]

Not the “

[@whydidyoueatmycake3019]

10:10

[@non-binarytoast1633]

PLEASE 💀

[@isae1783]

i love how danny becomes more and more insane with every minecraft episode

[@frostyskeletons8950]

The random child murder was a surprise lol

[@ayyyayay]

@@frostyskeletons8950 he did that in his owvillangers i watched all of his mc videos but i still dont know why he has beef with baby villangers and why he likes killing them

[@netflixandbleach5779]

@@ayyyayay pretty sure its normally long streams and this channel is mostly highlights

[@DaviniaHill]

Danny gets a ton of terracotta and makes his room up in the air on stairs. Kurtis makes 6 green blocks and a floor with acacia planks.

[@lauramari]

coc planks**

[@frostyskeletons8950]

@@lauramari co*ky planks***

[@kkascha]

caca planks

[@teeniefaerie]

protect kurtis at all costs

[@lauramari]

@@frostyskeletons8950 yes

[@cb.on.yt22]

i just know they popped off in this, i don’t even need a baddie check

[@cb.on.yt22]

why did this get likes, are we all so broken to think that this is a good comment?

[@janhib4712]

@Jp yeah. So are you

[@rqyzilla1534]

@Jp all of your comments here are you missing old danny, is there any... change in your rythm? like have you ever thought about commenting something funny instead of insulting innocent people?

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

"Kurtis wasn't sure how Danny felt about him, only that they sometimes twerked to each other in minecraft."

[@taekookie1976]

Omg house of gold pt. 2 ft. Kurtisssss

[@yikes.]

chip and joanna who?

[@lauramari]

oh emgee yikes commented 🤯

[@izzatXD]

2nd reply poggers

[@zoeg3256]

HAHAHAHA

[@JillyCookeMusic]

As a musical theatre fan, I immediately think of Chip Zein and Joanna Gleason - AKA "The Baker" and "The Baker's Wife" from the original Broadway cast of _Into the Woods_ - every time the stars of _Fixer Upper_ are mentioned.

[@sourmaplesyrup]

E

[@ollie9122]

danny has the loosest grip on gen z humor and it’s so funny

[@fiddlefish1294]

His humor is basically gen z humor

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

What other SMP is going to have kurtis ambiently discussing how confusing a pickle and a cactus could hurt one's mouth while danny, filled with bloodlust, tries to frantically murder a small child?

[@Toaster0]

exactly

[@froggy5748]

i still don’t understand why he was murdering the child but i approve

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

@@froggy5748 because minecraft is a bad influence on him I think

[@froggy5748]

@@marsupialsofmars3886 ahhh i see. turned him into a cat murderer, too. even the poor gta cats got killed

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

@@froggy5748 honestly I'm concerned for him 😔😔

[@daniamend]

danny playing minecraft is the funniest thing

[@celesital5311]

One might even say he makes it...... 1000% funnier?

[@reilly4431]

ikkkkk i never want the series to end:(

[@benoitsaprincess]

i thought this was drew??

[@fwedlovesbwead]

hes like a grandpa trying to connect with his grandchildren

[@lianair4383]

@@benoitsaprincess fr it’s like everyone has just forgotten

[@tarzan5932]

I can say with complete confidence that this video will be an epic poggers twerk moment

[@simoneosei130]

you probably don’t say that much so it must be special

[@tarzan5932]

@@simoneosei130 I don’t say it that much, and it is very special

[@megib901]

@@simoneosei130 it's true, I've never heard him say it.

[@radkouse1of1]

@@tarzan5932 I heard you say that like a month ago

[@Toadtoes]

Imagine saying this to a pilgrim

[@trussego]

Don’t let this distract from the fact that Danny drowned Newspaper we can NEVER forgive him

[@biggaylol5438]

Hey, hey, hey, Newspaper drowned himself, that little buffoon.

[@awkwardgremlin2561]

bestie, besties forgive other besties. xoxo - bestie

[@trussego]

@@awkwardgremlin2561 Newspaper was my bestie, bestie 😞

[@starglittersys]

@@biggaylol5438 no danny neglected his role as newspaper's owner and did nothing to prevent his death even though he had the ability to!! don't blame my bestie newspaper he was helpless

[@jewelsthecat5331]

@@starglittersys spitting fax up in here 😔

[@ninahertz9502]

the sheer amount of friendly bullying they do in every video makes me so happy

[@griffinkildare8793]

fact: you will watch this again when Kurtis posts it

[@justthatmeme478]

No

[@herrforesight-Satanisking]

Fact: no I will not

[@DaviniaHill]

What vine was that?

[@valaya.3]

Absolutely, and don't you forget it

[@_jakepot]

i need to see the cow that went up a ladder

[@frui1tsnax]

tripping on shrooms and danny is lookin a lot like handsome squidward idk though

[@jdbonzo1]

Best comment award goes to

[@garbageghost5908]

Danny has me saying "popping off" unironically in everyday convos now. thank you for that

[@niftythegoblin]

Literally. I hate that I can't stop lmfao

[@GiuliaBlack394]

i'm so sad because i'm italian and here i can't use "pop off" or "bestieee" or "epic pog moment" etc because those phrases translated have no sense :(

[@esmepersis351]

danny's reactions to the chat are the best thing ever

[@chandeli3rxxxx511]

Yes

[@chandeli3rxxxx511]

CHIPOTLE CHILDREN CHECK

[@bridgetspector6703]

I laughed way to hard at kurtis’s attempts to twerk in Minecraft

[@kaicapone8189]

Danny trying to kill the baby villager while Kurtis is just in the background rambling about catci was probably my favorite part of this series so far 😂😂

[@audreyshannon7444]

Day 6 of asking Danny to make a mincraft song. RIP newspaper thx for all the likes besties! the more likes the more Minecraft song

[@radiotelevision2371]

YES!

[@radiotelevision2371]

Wait newspaper only died a day ago- Were you planning his death in advance?! 🌀👄🌀

[@audreyshannon7444]

@@radiotelevision2371 lol no this is from today 😭

[@TheCapedArtist]

Let him finish the game first otherwise he wouldn't know what to write in the song lol

[@audreyshannon7444]

@@TheCapedArtist I mean he could do a getting ready to beat the game song...

[@mnstrAlyxD]

Kurtis: ... say the lyrics 👀 LMFAOO 😭

[@orchard390]

"Is there crafting stuff in this game?" gotta be the top Dancraft quote of all time

[@katinakeks]

Danny saying he's scared of being sad again every time he's happy hit a little too close to home

[@CHESShireCat]

Danny, you said “Road work ahead” was your favorite vine

[@DaviniaHill]

What vine was that?

[@Thomas_Winters]

It’s the vine that got him famous

[@leilaaaq754]

yes that DEFINITELY WAS NOT drew

[@cadenceolivia6304]

@Emily smh some ppl just don't pay attention

[@leilaaaq754]

@Emily sorry they just look so similar

[@emilym6533]

we’re getting so much CONTENT thank you so much danny you really are pog

[@stag5783]

Danny found three (3) building blocks and now that’s his whole aesthetic

[@sentbycyberlife_]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE “THERES A HOLE IN THE BUCKET” REFERENCE I FORGET THAT SONG IS REAL

[@angelaozz]

my whole entire life I thought it was 'there's a hole in my pocket'🧍🏾‍♀️

[@biggaylol5438]

@@angelaozz For some reason I thought you were putting 'there' in quotes

[@Daisy-lc4lx]

@@angelaozz I think that's one of the verses

[@bump0005]

I have a distinct memory of going to work with my dad when I was a child and forcing him to listen to Disney covers of nursery rhymes (it was like a cd but I can’t remember what it was called) and goofy sung “there’s a hole in my bucket” and i was OBSESSED with it I don’t know how my dad survived because I would play it on loop like the entire time 💀

[@NellieCollier]

@@bump0005 I listened to this specific one thanks for reminding me bc I was trying to remember what it was from shfbfhsnfhjfkfkg

[@sliceysliceofapancake]

Danny immediately thinking of arts and crafts when Kurtis said “crafting” is actually adorable

[@lucyhodson2327]

THE MUSIC WHEN HE TAKES OUT THE BABY VILLAGER 😭🤚

[@ishaannagireddi9656]

Imagine if Drew came and played on this world too.

[@ayyyayay]

this is drew dont you mean cody n noel

[@ishaannagireddi9656]

@@ayyyayay sry, my bad

[@daliamcandrew3105]

It's always a good day when drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner upload

[@mossiplier]

I can just imagine the new people joining the stream seeing “1,000,000 subs needed for fart reveal” 😭

[@Andromida]

Nobody: The twitch chat: We raised that boy.

[@rogue9950]

sometimes i forget how chaotic Kurtis REALLY is. but these videos always remind me.

[@monique.nguilibet7410]

omg the reoccurring “what vine was that” joke during this stream was so funny for no reason

[@pogpogpog7507]

chat at 13:41 has me laughing so hard "POP OFF DANNY" "POP OFF KING" "YESSS" "POP OFF" "POP OFF" "BADDIE ALERTTTTTTTTT' "the voice of an angel" "WOOOW NICE" "POP OFF" followed by: "im unsubscribing now"

[@elydia]

AHJSAHJAHA 😭

[@Simone-vu6kp]

“Say the whole lyric” KURTIS NOOO this can’t happen to another KZbinr I like

[@valaya.3]

What??

[@Julia-tk2em]

Ice bear ninja stars

[@niftythegoblin]

@@valaya.3 the song Danny's singing is 3005 by Childish Gambino, the lyrics contain the n-word so Danny shouldn't say it, which is what Kurtis is joking about.

[@valaya.3]

@@niftythegoblin ohh thank you for indulging my confusion

[@niftythegoblin]

@@valaya.3 Lol no problem

[@kkascha]

kurt was just sheeeshing around and i kinda like it

[@annieh.5049]

danny basing the design of his room off his own world is kinda cute

[@andrewhutchinson9089]

Danny, Drew, Kurtis, Cody, Noel all in the baddie smp I think I would die just...👻

[@ayyyayay]

all ex viners turn commentary on yt

[@daltonsideas]

Don't forget Jarvis, Gus and Eddy!

[@livtai3686]

Pure chaos

[@ayyyayay]

@@daltonsideas if those 3 are there d angelo should b there too

[@six4529]

It’s better than Dream SMP

[@nadeennaqaweh8499]

19:08 "GET mE ouT of heRE" "kurtis?" I LOST IT

[@sophie-mh4gb]

LMAO SAME

[@witheredkale]

the “shut the hell up” vine was my algebra teacher in 9th grade. She always cussed our class out because people wouldn’t stop talking. She got fired and we had a substitute teacher for the rest of the semester. I’m so serious

[@natekelly2704]

Dang that's kinda crazy

[@leahburcham8743]

I love how one second Danny is like “reverse cowgirl” and the next he’s like “crafts and glitter and construction paper”

[@magencatherine4119]

There is not enough people talking about Danny's issue with killing the baby villagers... It's starting to get scary

[@4nniee]

danny’s all grown up, he knows his minecraft now 🥺

[@Jiyu_Starfam]

"give them the wheat" He sound so mad like "how many times do I have to tell you" vibes XD

[@GodFranklinParpas]

Daddy Gonzalez.

[@florian5560]

God??

[@ColinsCoolStuff]

yes

[@griffinkildare8793]

Yes

[@moved.6963]

yes

[@huarezlichark5806]

Now draw him giving birth

[@bigheadsheeran8147]

Kurtis was definitely holding a gun to Danny’s head behind the camera when he was singing Childish Bambino

[@w1lted_r0s3s]

This whole video is an epic couple moment

[@Serinigalini]

I haven't played minecraft in almost 6 years now but this is tempting me

[@cleo5090]

Same

[@celestialbunny]

You should play! There's going to be a HUGE update in the summer. It's probably the biggest or one of the biggest updates in Minecraft history. There's a huge overhaul on mountains and caves and Mojang is adding so much! Sorry for rambling, but it's so much fun~ And it's going to get even better. I can't wait to see Danny enjoy everything Caves and Cliffs is going add.

[@cleo5090]

@@celestialbunny cool i had no idea i guess i’ll have to start playing again

[@Serinigalini]

@@celestialbunny Huh?! That's awesome. I believe I left around 1.8? From what I've seen, there's tons of new stuff

[@livb1657]

@@celestialbunny cant wait for the update!!

[@gemini5997]

waiting for monday’s stream to see how danny redeems himself after newspaper’s death😐

[@rebecaromero2957]

"Happiness and fear are basically the same thing, cuz whenever I’m happy I’m scared of when I’m gonna stop being happy" hum.... Dany that hit hard 💀 and I came here to laugh🙄🤚

[@loosegoosewithacaboose]

16:40 kurtis just talking to himself and giggling whilst danny has a crisis is the highlight of my day

[@alexisntc0ol]

Fellas!! Put trapdoors over the water near the crops so u don't have jump on em every time :))

[@nina.robbs565]

THAT'S GENIUS

[@Jesco-sm1xz]

this is so wholesome for some reason-

[@jemuzu3065]

Hi danny, I just wanted to let you know you've made mine and so many other peoples quarantines so much better

[@adilnizar8728]

Pun intended???

[@ryanl197]

“f for ‘funny amount of things in my hand’” got me

[@shaf2317]

i'm dying at the fact that danny thought crafting was referring to arts and crafts 💀

[@nostalgiical9644]

the baddie smp has been keeping me going ngl

[@lauramari]

danny you were quoting the ‘macaroni with the chicken strips, a h 😩’

[@six4529]

“Give him to meee...ughhh”

[@honeybadgerricc]

@@six4529 giVE HIm To MEeE 12:30

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

how have i come across two tpn fans on this series its usually zero 💀💀💀

[@killanelle]

i've never gotten into twitch before but kurtis and danny's minecraft streams are so fun to watch :)

[@Militant_Vegan]

6:47 “dude don’t fuck the sheep” *thiccc_vegan cheered* Perfect timing 💀

[@hannahwinkler7405]

Currently there's zero dislikes and that's the way it should be.

[@arieltallen5732]

It's 9 now but I'm pretty sure that's the sheep they killed

[@JimJimJi]

Danny is back at it again with the best should have been Netflix series ever

[@theythemlin8550]

these two are literally me with my sibling and it's great

[@ellamariolle770]

the way kurtis was completely oblivious to the fact that danny was murdering a villager and just kept talking about sea pickles

[@erinauter8939]

It’s a whole mood when Danny starts grilling Kurtis for jumping on the crops

[@oliviastilley2838]

omg i was the one whose parents were fighting lmao

[@lilyinnes35]

Well did you square up to them ?

[@emoticonduck]

ey you good? Must've been stressful

[@oliviastilley2838]

Lily !! hell yeah they’re done for

[@oliviastilley2838]

Hotline yeah it’s chill lmao

[@urmothermia]

Watching Danny chase down a child villager and whisper “yeah fuck you” after murdering it was the highlight of my night

[@Aj-ht7bo]

Danny is the baddie we don’t deserve, but we need

[@blue4155]

saw a comment that said "hey bestie can i see your skin" and for a moment I was horrified before I remembered this is minecraft

[@sachmassare3538]

5:50 Danny : "the biirds and the beeeees" Kurtis : "and the kurti-"

[@spookymanlistens]

Kurtis trying to work out if cactuses are pickles, whilst Danny's off in a village murdering a small child, is the single greatest disconnect I have ever seen.

[@maiapicinich8153]

pov: you came to his channel to see if he’s posted yet

[@maiapicinich8153]

@clai9920 clai9920 yessss he literally hasn’t posted on this channel in a week🤭🕴

[@maddie-ef1dw]

We love a home renovation

[@virago..9678]

when he was talking about happiness and fear and how whenever you're happy, you're scared when you'll stop being happy, i kinda felt that- its crazy bc it was meant to be a joke but it actually mean something lmao

[@mckennarish9870]

Kurtis's commentary while Danny is dramatically trying to kill a baby is the best thing I've ever seen

[@illstealyourkneecaps694]

Baddiesmp is the only good thing in my life right now

[@BACKDOORBROWNIE710]

All I need in life is a device to watch kurtis and Danny play Minecraft 🙂

[@greysonriley9070]

shawty like a melody

[@lauramari]

in my head

[@deedee42179]

that i can’t keep out

[@lauramari]

@@deedee42179 got me singing like

[@abbiesurey3373]

@@lauramari na na na na everyday

[@sosett8153]

@@abbiesurey3373 like my ipod stuck on replay

[@tw.eezers]

My favorite part was when Danny said “Bambino” instead of “Gambino”

[@Zoe-gd1lq]

It's so surreal watching this 5 months later because I'm pretty sure the random village Danny found later became the Baddielands where everyone settled down and made new houses :')

[@kias3076]

12:28 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABT WHEN DANNY JUST MOANED AKDJDJSK

[@flabbergasted1]

"the birds and the bees..." "yo do you wanna get in bed really quick?" *wait a minute*

[@chaiteaok]

ah yes, we all know the birds, the bees, and *kurt*

[@thedestroyasystem]

5:56 is a real ace moment

[@carseatheadrestt]

awwww i miss this

[@e-mazingeliasson3124]

Damn Kurtis pulled the "I don't say this a lot" card on Danny lol

[@valaya.3]

I looked up what smp means but I still don't remember so I'm just gonna stick with the idea that they're baddies who are simping for each other

[@frostyskeletons8950]

Survival multiplayer

[@valaya.3]

@@frostyskeletons8950 baddies simping

[@valaya.3]

@@frostyskeletons8950 but also thanks

[@elydia]

PLS I DIDNT KNOW WHAT SMP MEANT SO WHEN PPL SAID DREAM SMP I WAS LIKE DREAMS SIMPING OVER WHO?? HAHAHHAAH 😭✋

[@evie6293]

9:31 "dirt i want the dirt >:( !" "dirty house !" i love that part

[@marykatelogler114]

I feel like I'm in 3rd grade again bc I'm watching Minecraft videos and I'm in love with the guy whos playing

[@emmagracewilson1439]

frrr