The Minecraft Property Brothers

[@novagoose7828]

Kurtis’ chat: Kill Danny Danny’s chat: Fart reveal

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Actually, I think those words have been banned from the chat now. 🤣

[@masooma2488]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted how do you know?

[@lolzam4108]

Represents them as chaotic evil and chaotic neutral pretty well

[@novagoose7828]

@@lolzam4108 absolutely

[@ogoldenhorse]

Also Danny's chat: bestie the SEA PICKLES

[@lattebaby7233]

kurtis’ chat: kurtis: i’m not gonna kill him! stop telling me to kill him

[@simppythesimp1370]

Kurtis wouldn't kill another baddie wtf

[@lategray3126]

@@simppythesimp1370 period

[@frostyskeletons8950]

During stream when Danny said “I bet your chat won’t say to kill me today!,” it was hilarious because Kurtis’ entire chat was telling him to at that exact moment

[@theowlhouseseason3213]

intrusive thoughts be like

[@daddylonglegs3420]

@@theowlhouseseason3213 me around my dad😆🤣😂😅😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😅😂🤣😆😹😹🤣😹🤣🤣😹🤣😹😅😆🤣😅😆🤣😆🤣😆😅😆🤣😆🤣😹🤣😹😹🤣🤣😆🤣😆😅😂🤣🤣😆

[@trinbee]

Kurtis' face when the cow went up the ladder was so fucking funny 😭😭

[@simppythesimp1370]

FRR

[@kranes9814]

😨 ;~;

[@cherrydoeswhat]

I havent laughed this hard in awhile

[@ishbel1409]

yes oh my god

[@josie_rosie527]

ikr

[@mathelaw8994]

Kurtis most of the time: :^) Kurtis, seeing a cow climb up a ladder: •́O•̀

[@simppythesimp1370]

He did a little OwO

[@biggaylol5438]

@@simppythesimp1370 uwu wonder what else that cow can climb uwu

[@Mecal21]

Timestamp?

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@Mecal21 7:30

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@biggaylol5438 😳 climby on that wocky cocky >w< lmaooo

[@bluegill5192]

kurtis is literally the more rebellious version of danny who drinks white claws instead of la croix's

[@maruchancherub1180]

And has sicko mode tattoos like a baddie

[@abihatabib9597]

@@maruchancherub1180 period

[@austinpayton8643]

I guess I am kind of off topic but do anybody know of a good place to stream new series online?

[@phoenixtrent6489]

@Austin Payton Flixportal :)

[@austinpayton8643]

@Phoenix Trent Thank you, I went there and it seems to work :) I really appreciate it !

[@shqdae]

kurt’s reaction when the cow climbed the ladder at 7:52 had me in tears

[@cease842]

LMAO same

[@yummyinmytummy1278]

I was actually dying 💀 that shit was so funny

[@lewnatheworld]

he went 😟

[@valsayshi1166]

SAME

[@bee.ok666]

same 😭

[@ishaannagireddi9656]

I still can't get used to the fact that Kurtis' mustache ran away.

[@simppythesimp1370]

Man

[@geo6422]

Oh no I hope he finds it!!!

[@kirastump2989]

I can 🤢

[@gentlesandladymen]

@@kirastump2989 glad to see it go

[@wowamber5107]

He went to buy some milk

[@TheQuinncyjones]

Holy shit the cow going up the ladder with the music and the editing killed me 😂

[@simppythesimp1370]

Facts

[@celestenanfaro534]

I laughed so hard i started crying and then i had a coughing fit it literally almost killed me

[@Omachronic8326]

I died when i saw that live but the edit made it 100x better thats why i watch his stream and his video

[@Mecal21]

Timestamp?

[@nariaein]

@@celestenanfaro534 are you okay

[@jadelaidlaw9382]

Watching him look at the cow in utter amazement as it climbs up the ladder with that dramatic music made me laugh so hard. Him and Danny are already so funny but watching them navigate through Minecraft just puts it on another level lol

[@charlielastname9169]

You could say he was watching in UDDER amazement

[@ashley2302]

@@charlielastname9169 udder? I hardly know her!

[@emmathelovewitch]

udder amazement lmao

[@brennarain764]

“You might think it’s inhumane...but I swear they like it ok” “Ok” Well that didn’t take a lot of convincing

[@simppythesimp1370]

Very simple to talk to kurtis

[@sammyjpepper]

i like your pfp and name hahaha

[@Omachronic8326]

Kind of like any conservitive

[@brennarain764]

@@sammyjpepper thanks bestie, I like your pfp too😩‼️

[@Omachronic8326]

Kurtis: Shut the f*** up Danny: ok

[@emoboy42069]

God, Danny being well aware that cobblestone is ugo mode and then Kurtis saying he wanted to use cobblestone and Danny just being like “o-okay!”

[@joselyn8604]

IK LMAO it was wholesome

[@yikesmydude5641]

Kurtis’ videos are literally why i make an effort get up in the morning.

[@TheHughgee]

I just watch his videos in bed

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@TheHughgee while eating sheesh

[@reggegg764]

and that's absolutely fair

[@salthesteamengine]

i think that’s called depression bud

[@yikesmydude5641]

@@salthesteamengine oh yeah, definitely

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

Funniest thing is that kurtis doesnt have his chat in the youtube videos and I dont watch the streams so I literally don't know if chat is actually saying kill danny or if he's making it up

[@reilly4431]

maybe he purposely left it out of the video so we believe him when he says it....

[@klarakeuroeaton5737]

When i was there i honestly didn’t see anyone say to kill Danny lool

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

@@reilly4431 *tinfoil hat engage*

[@ilana8153]

In the live stream I was in there was many begging him to kill Danny

[@SerfOfTheYear]

You use Twitter?

[@ndjdjdj986]

The cow going up the ladder is the most emotion I’ve ever seen from kurtis

[@emilyistired69]

kurtis’ face when the cow went up the ladder was the funniest expression i have ever seen on a human

[@lily-nl1yo]

* danny and kurt sharing an intimate moment by a door underwater * *danny: so what i was saying about the leggy plants...*

[@samihauke4895]

they will forever be baddies😈💪🏻💪🏻

[@simppythesimp1370]

Yesssmmmmm 😳

[@cone3049]

😳😳

[@CHOFather]

baddies for lyf 😈😼

[@lanceryderwilson8102]

Frfr🥶🥶🤧💪💪🙌🙌🙌🎯🎯

[@alexaheryla891]

IKR

[@Chilam.]

That thumnail got me kinda steamy 🥶🥵

[@pink..lemonadee]

same 😔🥵

[@user-ox5hy6mh3v]

got my tip sticky

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@user-ox5hy6mh3v get that glue off of you

[@user-ws5xt9hn2g]

@@user-ox5hy6mh3v same

[@captainvortex]

👀

[@onyx243]

I'm actually in tears right now the way Kurtis went through the five stages of grief when he saw the cow climbing the ladder I'm actually crying

[@oliviab26]

gotta say these stream highlights are funnier from kurtiss pov like danny seems 10x more unhinged

[@thaimanic5880]

12 seconds ago and I’m already astounded, amazed, impressed, and twerking VERY. Aggressive.

[@simppythesimp1370]

Ayo...😳

[@gigachad57]

I'm twerking very epicly

[@bobbobbo5278]

Oppa gangam style

[@cottoncoffin]

Jesus

[@MR-nt1bd]

16:41 Danny just attacking Kurtis when he’s explaining the plant thing LMAOOO killed me on both their vids

[@itsannapop]

That cow edit is 🌌 BEAUTIFUL 🌌

[@shadydayadele]

i be watching each episode twice. one from danny’s view and then one from kurtis’s

[@-ellie._.horn-]

A third of u watch one of their streams

[@rach22ror32]

NICK GREEN IS AN EDITING WIZARD

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

omg idk if this is a joke or if he actually edited this but i rlly hope he did

[@harsheh]

I'm so proud of my father

[@nickisnotgreen]

hahahaha thank YOU

[@jaymiegrant]

@@user-ym5uu7fr9e he edits most of kurtis videos.

[@brainwashedbytheleft6384]

@@nickisnotgreen wait WHAT YOU’RE KURTBOIS EDITOR why didn’t I know this

[@iwillregretthis5127]

the way danny says ‘hey kurtis’ at 22:42 ... pls just take my heart sir i want you to have it 🥺

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

🥶

[@sunita8336]

ive never been early to a kurtis video but literally every comment rn is "thanks for posting king i was crying" and i love that

[@hopeblankenship6617]

CANT BELIEVE THIS WAS EDITED SO WELL BY THE BIGGEST KZbinR IN THE WORLD, NICKISNOTGREEN ?!?!

[@brooklyn7401]

i’m still waiting for my kurt and nick collab

[@Mecal21]

He's not that popular

[@hopeblankenship6617]

@@Mecal21 that's the joke 😞

[@weirdomix7516]

Lol

[@sourpatchkids351]

@@Mecal21 not yet

[@emiliz2071]

11:47 this is the most realistic best friend interaction in this entire video

[@heyitsme5342]

danny: ooouuuuddallaoouudewegh, where do guys get off calling our house uggo mode? (1:52)

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Watching Danny’s nutcracker from Kurtis’s point of view is magnificent.

[@jessicaandrews893]

Im just now noticing Danny sings alot lol

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

EVERYTHING reminds him of a song.

[@imemotionallystable7109]

i do that too lmao. but when he does it its hot lol

[@0Yazz]

danny saying that whenever he's happy, he gets scared about when it will end is the most relatable thing ever. my brain does this all the time when i'm around people i love, immediately thinking "omg one day i'll have to deal with this person dying" and then i'm not happy anymore :(

[@carpedagon5401]

I do that! Apparently it’s not a natural thing to think about…unrelated I got diagnosed with OCPD after I told my therapist that.

[@helena2037]

nick's editing is such a baddie moment this is incredibly entertaining (having already seen the stream live and watched danny's pov this is very fresh content)

[@goaway375]

Kurtis is literally such a god at Minecraft, dream could never 💅🏾

[@simppythesimp1370]

Preach

[@greenleaf4570]

now with the reveal we know that Danny is Dream SOOO we have actual proof that Kurtis is better than him

[@goaway375]

@@greenleaf4570 period

[@kaib4519]

"This sheep is sort of killing the vibe" *slaughters the only black sheep*

[@Stella-Luna]

It’s was dark grey

[@furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065]

0-0

[@kyeonak]

“Say the whole lyric” PLZ 💀 I lost it atm 😂😂

[@mattp8466]

I will become a man when danny stops calling himself daddy

[@imemotionallystable7109]

but the thing is he _is_ daddy so he ain't lying

[@foxgibson-dunlop8996]

the cow ladder part killed me DOSHSISHSIDHS

[@erikperron9722]

This 25 minute video is better entertainment than anything on tv.

[@alyssaaah]

thank you king i was literally just crying🙏🙏

[@krisfartface]

i hope everything works out for you and that you’re okay!!

[@alyssaaah]

@@krisfartface thank you so much!!!! you too

[@krisfartface]

@@alyssaaah ofc!

[@yviivy]

dude sameeee king kurtis coming through with distractions

[@gracet7229]

4:35 - 4:55 is so funny to me bc the clip of Kurtis getting like 3 sheep and a few cows being cut off with a clip on his way back to the house with only one cow and no sheep💀

[@navi266]

This men really got me watching this for three times and I'm here for it

[@baileytaylor203]

Kurtis : “I wish this was my house. It looks so nice. “ Jenna : 👁👄👁 am I a joke to you

[@Lakanyon]

I know what you mean but the way you phrased it sounds like Jenna is his house

[@baileytaylor203]

@@Lakanyon oh lmao I didn’t mean that I mean her decorating

[@SeanMacadelic]

@@baileytaylor203 how do you know he’s not the one who has decorated the house?

[@baileytaylor203]

@@SeanMacadelic Bc her Instagram. She literally decorates for fun

[@sia4214]

the way they edited this makes danny look crazy- this is hilarious !

[@marnie6967]

I think you’ll find that nickisnotgreen in fact edited this. And he is a king

[@st3llar.r33dz]

IM CRYING THE FACES KURTIS MADE WHEN WATCHING THE COW CLIMB THE LADDER WERE THAT OF ONE WITNESSING WAR FOR THE FIRST TIME

[@Eieiejhdhduwvdhxuhwhwhd]

Omg dude I’ve never laughed so hard in my life, kurtis reaction to the crow going up the ladder had me crying

[@spaghettigal]

Literally nothing makes me laugh like this series. Their friendship is so wholesome and their sense of humor is just as stupid as mine

[@noraaaaa]

whoever edits these is popping off this is so funny!

[@superstellarhere]

It’s actually nickisnotgreen!! He has a youtube. But you’ve probably heard of him, he’s the biggest channel on KZbin (/j)

[@noraaaaa]

@@superstellarhere oh I watch nick but I didn’t realize he edited this series!

[@sophiebacklund2702]

Seeing kurtis be so astonished over a cow climbing a ladder is better than any oscar performance winner

[@sabbath2112]

the cow going up the ladder is absolutely sending me

[@kate-fw3zf]

Me: watches both the stream and Danny’s video Also me: watches my mayor’s video anyway cause of course

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

You have to see all of that for the complete experience.

[@FoodLover139]

My boyfriend and I (currently long distance) started playing minecraft together because i got inspired by you guys. Thanks kurtis and danny, these live streams are awesome

[@kiwitheparakeettiger1277]

kurtis’s face morphed into a completely foreign one when the cow climbed up the ladder- that’s not kurtis that’s cletus

[@aloneinthedark8081]

I love watching Kurtis playing this more. You just hear Danny’s nonsense and Kurtis has this consistent blank look on his face

[@simly5189]

Tbh best part of my day is when I see either Kurtis or Danny post baddiesmp, I love these dorks. Been waiting for this one, Kurtis my man

[@broooke12]

I really watch the entire streams and both danny and kurtis’ highlights its mental iwness innit

[@a.c.e_07]

7:53 the moment that cow started coming up I lost it because I knew Kurtis would be freaking out and it was even funnier when I actually saw him a second later😭😭 I laughed so hard I had to pause the video and laugh for a good couple of seconds and now my back hurts for some reason but that was too good😭😭

[@morg9140]

18:00 "put the glass back messy boy put the glass back messy boy" is SENDING me

[@vogelvrouw]

Danny actually wanting to make an arts and crafts corner is so fucking funny to me

[@mariasimpson9045]

was expecting the title to be “pogger-ty brothers” woulda been an epic gamer moment !!!

[@NoveI_Tea]

The bit where the cow climbed the ladder made me laugh so hard, I don't even understand why

[@princessketamine0]

Thank you for uploading bestie I need a mood lifter rn even tho I've seen the whole stream lol

[@princessketamine0]

Kurtis did you know that Danny briefly covered Blood Related yesterday on his stream it was pretty swag

[@deirdrekelly8674]

Danny singing 3005 & Kurtis "finish the lyric..." lmao

[@carpedagon5401]

Straight up menace

[@christina7628]

the "crafting zone" part has me cryinggg because danny genuinely just agreed to have an arts and crafts corner in minecraft

[@iamcoolrealnotfake5486]

When Danny started singing three little birds I listened to it not even 3 minutes before I got the notification.

[@exosvocals2526]

everytime i see that cow going up the ladder and his reaction, i absolutely lose it😭😭😭

[@hitsonc1713]

RAMADAN KAREEM GUYS!

[@nikithaminaj2567]

Ur pfp ahahhaha 😭😭💌

[@hitsonc1713]

@@nikithaminaj2567 you’ve seen saiki k too? Who’s ur fave character? ^-^

[@nikithaminaj2567]

@@hitsonc1713 definitely the amajinnggggg magician lmaoo😭😭😂

[@lauramari]

yep! :D

[@avadaniel8046]

Kurtus I found ur channel a couple weeks ago and you are now my favorite youtuber, also I started watching Dannys channel so long ago and I love that you guys are friends!

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Now you have to watch Drew Gooden (if you don’t already).

[@avadaniel8046]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted I 100% will start to!!

[@brobro_dojo]

6:35 i literally honked because i was trying to keep in my laughter cuz it’s late at night that was so funny

[@ryanreynoldswife8010]

Danny breaking into song just randomly is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard. Idk I’m high or smthn

[@sadiemargulis4047]

When this was edited by the infamous nickisnotgreen 🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥶

[@vainveinss]

that creeper did look a little spicy tho 👀🥵😩✨ make my heart go UwU

[@simppythesimp1370]

Ikr 😳😏😫

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

His face when the cow went up the ladder I can’t 😭💀

[@transranpo]

the editing at the cow ladder part always gets me every single time i watch it im in tears

[@notAustinGreen]

Best edited gaming channel on yt NO QUESTION!!

[@lenora_v1366]

Are u related to nick??

[@notAustinGreen]

@@lenora_v1366 lmao ya im his older brother

[@feenie1253]

7:55 ive never seen kurtis show this many emotions

[@splat_the_ghost]

Yo isn’t it crazy that nickisnotgreen edited this video wow that’s so cool

[@jessicaandrews893]

As someone who doesnt play minecraft i also freaked out when the cow climbed the ladder 😅

[@Mr.0.Ramses]

They better fricking get some coral for the sand water floor or i swear to god-

[@gwenthechicken2815]

the way u can hear the water flowing underneath it kills me inside 😭

[@WretchedRaymond45]

i love how kurtis/whoever edited this left out the context for danny moaning

[@zon681]

Kurtis: and we can plan for our next adventure! Danny: * moans *

[@sierrapowell5731]

Wait until they find out you don’t take creeper damage if you’re in water 🥵

[@ViolexiaTnT]

Or you can continuously run up hit them, back up and run up and hit them until they die

[@chickenalpaca0332]

I thought you still take damage but if the creeper exploded in water it wouldn't destroy any blocks?

[@sierrapowell5731]

@@chickenalpaca0332 I thought it was that you wouldn’t take damage but the blocks would

[@blueblu756]

@@sierrapowell5731 It just doesn't destroy blocks! You get hurt!

[@murrenkelly3866]

The Kurtis Minecraft focus face is everything

[@moche2303]

im crying at the cow climbing the ladder

[@cance.dressing]

Y'all rockin with the stream highlights at 8:50 p.m.⁉️

[@kisskamm6631]

very much ‼️

[@princessketamine0]

Hell yeah ‼ EST gang 💃

[@Xero12567]

Est gang

[@daypk4690]

10 pm in brazil sheeeesh

[@simppythesimp1370]

Naw its 6:18pm damm

[@wormwormworm]

why is no one talking about how funny that part from 17:26 to 17:56 is lmao especially that crouch walking bit omfg

[@wormwormworm]

"you were making me really nervous before. you were sort of creeping towards me." "was i?" "yeah as you were explaining you were slowly making your way towards me and i didn't like it." "...i didn't hardly notice" "you didn't hardly notice" "i didn't hardly even notice" fucking gold

[@evilshadowskull1848]

i love danny’s personality so much

[@marnie6967]

Having both of these highlight channels means there’s only ever a couple days between a mine craft baddie smp video

[@isac6459]

Is it weird I watch both Danny’s and Kurtis’s versions of these videos? I can’t get enough

[@ps1hagrid786]

Both povs are essential 😤

[@prylledie]

the way he lost it at the cow climbing the ladder is now my new favorite thing

[@virekin0t719]

danny sings an obnoxiously large amount of these videos but it's so funny

[@sebbstree6519]

the thumbnail was worth the wait. jonathan if youre reading this, i love you

[@maggiemore1814]

21:34 I was literally in tears that was so funny

[@TheGrantGuy]

So I am currently going back and watching this whole serious and my god Curtis’ face and just overall reaction when the cow went up the ladder was so hilarious, in eating a bowl of cereal and I legitimately laughed so hard I choked on my cereal and couldn’t stop cracking up for atleast 2/3 minutes, hardest I’ve laughed in a while, golden moment

[@kalick_converter_7673]

“Willy nilly style” made me cry laugh

[@Unknown-vu7ev]

7:26 Imagine being slapped with dirt by a life-sized nutcracker and then DYING

[@owenveith3850]

purtis kogger and ganny donzalez

[@ps1hagrid786]

Absolute ✨kings✨and Grew Dooden

[@Jaxattack_]

NOO you unhoe'd my spot