Creepy Apple Picking, J. Law Gets Married & More | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

DESUS & MERO discuss how awkward it would be for Desus to go apple picking alone, the white hot goss of the week with Jennifer Lawerence getting married, and more.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@alexx.maxiii]

The spicy undertones in the way Mero says “Judy” is a whole mood.

[@ctaylah]

Mero wild for complaining about his mother in law on national TV 😂

[@Dootteh318]

You must be new here

[@des8893]

3:19 Julia hit Desus with the "woooow". Lol.

[@crashingxhearts]

I would straight up watch them interview ex cons lmao. It would be hilarious

[@bigmex8794]

Fuck yeah

[@cncn1995]

4:15 Desus and Julia reading each others minds out here. Wow...Get a rooom

[@vaniset]

desus facial expression when mero says wild shit is tooo funny rofl

[@fredyllanos8972]

Damn....Nobody got that Tim Apple reference? Lmao. That shit was on point.

[@jamarco31]

The Judy/Mero beef continues

[@nappywootz]

Who is judy

[@thenorth6767]

nappywootz his mother in law lol

[@marklemus3634]

I thought Desus was rocking a throwback 49ers jacket for a second....

[@codfish80]

I got the Y E A S T😂😂

[@bigmex8794]

codfish80 bruh ☠️😂

[@KS-jn7bs]

'Cooke' is one of the wildest first names I have ever heard 💀💀

[@jzsson2283]

rich boy shit

[@para-yw9dn]

white people? i have no idea

[@rossb2695]

If they don’t interview Bobby shmurda I’m throwing hands

[@chicagoakland]

"It's 'bout to be Kawhi Leonard time with these apples." BRUH.

[@TheNextgenballer]

I didn't get it...

[@chingon784]

I ... I am a tribute. I am tributing

[@nosaj666]

Desus in them Niner’s colors.

[@elenasandraa]

Netflix's Mindhunter but it's with Desus & Mero

[@arafluko3487]

Can't afford Showtime Brokeboy moment

[@Derek2k]

I have it yet they release more content here so don't feel bad.

[@deewynn]

If it's any comfort .... You are far from alone!

[@stonewal316]

Download 1 of the 100 programs to watch it....

[@arafluko3487]

@@stonewal316 Vague response with no specification

[@stonewal316]

ARAFLUKO alotta words to say a little

[@deewynn]

I'm a Black woman w/ Italian relatives who live near an Orchard here in Upstate New York. He doesn't have to be alone! We got him!😉👊🏾

[@jordachejordan90]

So William H Macy is the Alabaster Papoose?

[@iluvdissheet]

DEAD!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@shayboogie3682]

Jordache Jordan - 😂🤣😂🤣

[@seanwilson8168]

LMAO

[@7mike2300]

Make me a grilled cheese on a bunk bed

[@jamojayj]

At some point we need to see the “white gos” producer in the background. She cracks me up.

[@DaygoKid94]

She is on wild n out

[@deewynn]

@@DaygoKid94 Now THAT surprised me to learn. She doesn't seem to be .... never mind.😒

[@SanskarWagley]

okjulia on IG and Twitter

[@owlie14]

They have shown her recently. There's a recent video on this channel where they do a "recap" of what happened on the show since their hiatus. There's a scene of a woman in a wedding dress (Julia) crying in front of Desus in his office.

[@DaygoKid94]

@@deewynn what white? Funny? Say it lol

[@Nomore304s]

Desus playing charades with Julia

[@LordSkella]

I was just looking for my fix minutes before the notification came through!

[@erikataylor2225]

That got dark at the end

[@bisqueybusiness2339]

Erika Taylor wish they could talk about it forreal

[@bisqueybusiness2339]

it's dark for other people to be making money off broadcasting hella aspects of your life but you can't say nothing about your people locked up in the prison industrial complex

[@no_peace]

"anyway" ":("

[@barih4prez]

William H. Macy out here in the world rocking 3/4ths of cloth, never showing his stuff off ✊🏾😢

[@holskitchenCanada]

Fresh applesauce is so much better than anything you can buy & it's simple to make: Cut the apples in half, use an ice cream scoop to remove the core & seeds. Throw in a cut & pitted plum or two for extra tanginess. Toss in a tiny bit of coconut oil, roast at 375F cut side down on a silicone or parchment-lined jelly roll/rimmed cookie sheet until apples (& plums - they take longer than you think) are soft & the skins start to pull away & rise up. (Add a handful of raspberries for the last few minutes if you didn't use the plums.) Let them cool. Pick off the skins, sprinkle with cinnamon or vanilla or both or nothing. No sugar required. Mash with a fork. Eat warm for pie-like experience. Put in the 'fridge overnight & the flavour improves. Tx for reading - let me know if you give it a try. 😊

[@shayboogie3682]

Nah but for real - Them doing Iron Chef, the prison edition would be HAWT!!! 🔥🔥🔥✊🏾

[@litasfuckdoe7949]

Jesus Confirmed!!!! Secret Language shared between lovers lmao

[@2TrainWakefield]

family dollar cookaroni

[@TheHecticTeddy]

Y’all should do like mad ridiculous amount of apples in the office lol Just apples everywhere lol

[@Tacconi757]

mero rocking the only hoodie in America that matches those shoes

[@iannewman20ify]

I just realised I open this video like it then turn my phone sideways automatically 👏

[@splinter1psi99]

Desus brought Mr Fun Fun to the show for the Apple bit

[@tube58911985]

Gucci mane gonna slap the shit out of Envy for desus and mero lol

[@Jaidzeka36]

Y'all are wild!!!!

[@Rushil69420]

🎶 it’s mero... AND JUUUDYYYYYY🎵

[@LiveLoveLaugh_44]

Meros hoodie looks cool AF.

[@SurahOnline]

Looks like something on The Fresh Prince lol

[@TheDiabeticGamer_]

Y’all gotta interview Max B, Bobby/Rowdy & SnitchNine

[@garrettwigums9768]

I had the screener!!! Story oml

[@stardustmeatbag]

7:20 when Awkwafina lyrics come to life

[@ohlawd7546]

Desus with the impeccable sycamore clarks

[@justinrivera6276]

Mero sweater fire!!! Desus fred Durst yankee fire too !

[@DavidMiller-eb5ye]

The fire Clark’s and Slayer inspired shirt and 49ers inspired jacket

[@aydeesoto8425]

Jajaja me watching this as I'm heading home Froomm court lol 0:12

[@ninastays]

it’s mero and juuuuuuudyyy 🎶

[@helenregla1556]

Love my bodega boys

[@elmascavidal1797]

Jose Altuvie aka the Yankee killer #27 🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏻

[@Mike-ci5io]

Wtf 🤣 it's always Monday on this show

[@DaveNevarah]

Not talking dead but talking fed ? 🤔

[@bubbastevegarcia2459]

Red and blue yankee hats killing it

[@jacklame417]

how they gonna forget about Bobby Shmurda

[@shane-o-matic]

The Yankee fitteds are on point. 👌🏾

[@chicagoakland]

The Yankees, however, are not.

[@bamzsantana8492]

chicagoakland don’t remind us 😢

[@yandhi4202]

Cover the gucci mane interview pls 😂

[@vaniset]

why are the warm ups not posted on showtime?

[@seanwilson8168]

1:00 - 1:14 Mr FUN FUN LMAO

[@matthewjohnson1252]

Big bronx shit...love y'all

[@culodesobra]

Joy with JLaw was maaaaaad decent

[@olivialocascio7621]

The brand is soooo damn strong 💪

[@user-cx8ib2zs1o]

Desus is so baked

[@fightermma]

What is the screener?

[@JM-mc9os]

Julia is gonna eat so many apples after this episode that way when desus shows her the chocolate galaxy

[@spooky_electric]

Where's the Taxstone interview?

[@RamosDominicano]

Is Mero wearing a Peloton hoodie?

[@awfultaco9460]

julia rlly said “um child anyway so..”

[@Arr0wDeaD]

What's the tune that Desus uses to sing "White Goss"?

[@gregoryjackson3993]

Black cop

[@QueerBiNatureNYC]

my guess is either "Quiet Storm" remix by Mob Deep and Lil Kim or "Hip Hop Is Dead" by Nas

[@mlr0115]

"Black Cop" by KRS-One.

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

I’ll go Apple picking with you Desus 😉❤️

[@iwantsifegold]

Yo I heard about the wedding from someone who knew beforehand

[@monblancnoland4666]

13 days lol it sound like a vacay to me no work just sleeping and eating cmon bro

[@gelatobaker9679]

Wat kind of bottle is dat?

[@1brisk]

i’ve never seen the show live before. is this segment aired on the actual network or is it just a extra clippington?

[@owlie14]

No, this is a pre-show "warmup".

[@bigboobprincess3589]

Why the chairs so low tho lol

[@sarahpendergast3203]

Felicity has under armor sneakers on ...

[@tonythepokemonguy751]

Mero in the thumbnail looking like he eating something

[@tellmesomething2412]

Mero pulled a Daylyt

[@thalia_1701]

i know meros hoodie has gotta cost more than my tuition but i still wanna cop that fresh look

[@PlayaP69]

Unpopular opinion: Clickbait. J. Law is Jennifer Lawrence not Jude Law.

[@brssl3349]

Slayer!!!

[@Amos-hg6zp]

dis my shit right here

[@hunterbarlow1644]

They failed to mention Mr. Cruise himself

[@geekgirrrl]

NY we all about Apple pie morning or night.

[@no_peace]

Apple brown betties haha

[@Donyce19]

Shout out Max B my guy

[@Beedee2023]

So how about them Knicks

[@ToonKidzJerkTV]

How about them giants

[@KMO325]

Damn this video ended on an awkward/sad-note.

[@mayhemlolz]

Y’all don’t wanna interview Bobby shmurda?

[@MN-ns1lo]

Is Desus wearing a Slayer shirt bc he 10000% does not listen to Slayer. Lol.

[@epramos6800]

You know this how? He listens to Doobie Brothers. He Jamaican

[@dusa605]

Mero look like the dominican lady gaga with all that shit on his face lol

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

What are they talking about @0:24?

[@bigmutant69]

Yankees took a L

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

@@bigmutant69 Ahhh - thank you

[@erizabeta]

Interview Michael Cohen!!

[@eddiedaubach2797]

I was hella drunk and i thought the title said apple pickin in white women😂😂😂great porn title

[@seanwilson8168]

Bruuh LOL

[@mokenfriendz7677]

Brand is strong. But I've been trolling desus cuz my Astros won!!

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

They ain't yours

[@christenford3864]

🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾

[@beatsbykana]

i can't believe she only got 13 days. people get way more for just sending their kid to the wrong school

[@cssLuckYcss]

Someone is yipped the fuck up

[@ebbykayyc8442]

ALTUVEEEEEEEEEEEEE that is all I have to say this week. I love y’all but I love my astrossssssss

[@tylerdurkett2346]

Straight up Post Prison Interview after 30-Life!! X-Raided an Desus an Meri!! I Dare Yall!!

[@unmermaid]

Desus seemed so annoyed at mero like 10 times

[@bigmex8794]

Saphire Wallis it seems to be happening more. I hope I’m trippin.

[@amyfuentes5873]

Right???? I’ve been noticing that a lot and it bothers me

[@ramo5575]

Ya ever realize mero be saying something thats not true than when corrected moves on like nothing ever happened lol for example like when he got huffmans sentence wrong. He said it with mad confidence lol

[@mattgarcia9518]

wearing that gold..I dont blame u, us niners are brigght and beautiful

[@switchhandissomebody]

Joy was a good one.lol

[@UCUSmusic]

Desus with the fresh fred durste fitted

[@brooklynalways8670]

Motherfucking fire outfits I don’t know if someone’s dressing you guys or you’re picking the shit out , but this shit is 🔥