Creighton Boys School's Popular New French Teacher - Saturday Night Live

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10 жыл бұрын

The most popular teacher in school. Aired 10/22/05
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@MrYousifmen
@MrYousifmen 7 жыл бұрын
I wish I had that endless sandwitch
@jeremiahturner3383
@jeremiahturner3383 5 жыл бұрын
Sandwich
@shifty1up
@shifty1up 5 жыл бұрын
lmao fax
@clayyosten2833
@clayyosten2833 5 жыл бұрын
Sanwitch
@jeremiahturner3383
@jeremiahturner3383 5 жыл бұрын
Samich
@masons8621
@masons8621 5 жыл бұрын
Witchsand
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 6 жыл бұрын
“Oh, I thought when you got divorced, it changed back…” Burn!
@FreakinFred08
@FreakinFred08 5 жыл бұрын
MatchstalkMan ya burnt!
@chencellornicotine7728
@chencellornicotine7728 5 жыл бұрын
Best line of the whole sketch
@adamkaris
@adamkaris 5 жыл бұрын
“You know what they say, veni vidi vici” (I came I saw I conquered)
@postacorona6746
@postacorona6746 5 жыл бұрын
MatchstalkMan just gonna say he mispronounced veni vedi vici, the letter v is pronounced as a w
@andrewhayes5130
@andrewhayes5130 5 жыл бұрын
@@postacorona6746 In Classical Latin, you're correct. But in Vulgar Latin, the 'v' is pronounced the same as in English. Depends which you're taught. Don't want to be one of those guys, but I took Latin for four years haha (God bless Catholic education).
@robdoubleyou4918
@robdoubleyou4918 3 жыл бұрын
Rachel should get an Emmy for her sandwich eating! 6 minutes, so believable and never runs out of sandwich!
@skipads5141
@skipads5141 2 жыл бұрын
@Aaron D. Digby, Sr.: CALM TF DOWN
@jaironunez7196
@jaironunez7196 2 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!!
@jesuschrist69
@jesuschrist69 2 жыл бұрын
She actually just had 8 different sandwiches to switch between.
@last7509
@last7509 2 жыл бұрын
catherine makes them look like wildebeests. but on the right night after a few beers rachel transforms into catherine
@meanmutton
@meanmutton Жыл бұрын
Even Rachel couldn't resist checking out Catherine when she bent over.
@charleswu830
@charleswu830 5 жыл бұрын
"Are you already sleeping with her?" "As they say in Latin: Veni, vidi, vici" I came, I saw, I conquered
@ahyaahya2447
@ahyaahya2447 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@stevenhosea4849
@stevenhosea4849 4 жыл бұрын
Charles Wu Goodness Hi
@cheefussmith9380
@cheefussmith9380 4 жыл бұрын
Also “booyah” “Suck it”
@someonefar5600
@someonefar5600 4 жыл бұрын
Ok Dr. Cooper
@JoshyGee
@JoshyGee 4 жыл бұрын
Mispronounced (should have a "w" sound).
@dorian4404
@dorian4404 10 жыл бұрын
"My name is Michel, now, s'il vous plait" Hahaha
@flala2261
@flala2261 9 жыл бұрын
That line is brilliant! lol
@NinjaSushi2
@NinjaSushi2 5 жыл бұрын
"Viva la France!" haha funny stuff. Love those guys.
@sameeh86
@sameeh86 5 жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@user-vo7lw5xt3p
@user-vo7lw5xt3p 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not shocked that he can speak French, because he was Pierre Escargot! (Any OG Nickelodeon All That fans?)
@NinjaSushi2
@NinjaSushi2 5 жыл бұрын
Wee wee!!
@nemisiesaidSTARS
@nemisiesaidSTARS 5 жыл бұрын
The German teacher is how one should take life. Just chill, and observe.
@loganknox7
@loganknox7 5 жыл бұрын
That doesn’t sound very German
@BlutigeTranen
@BlutigeTranen 4 жыл бұрын
chill, observe and eat a sandwich
@mtadams2009
@mtadams2009 4 жыл бұрын
Dont volunteer,.dont get involved.
@MM-ku7cd
@MM-ku7cd 4 жыл бұрын
Nuper In Nocte it's just because she's already dipped into the scotch in her desk
@gustavgnoettgen
@gustavgnoettgen 4 жыл бұрын
@Johnny Vex (chewing my sandwich in german) ok
@aaronjames5276
@aaronjames5276 3 жыл бұрын
"What time you gettin' home honey?" I practically broke some ribs, I laughed so damn hard! :)
@iyerjeremy26
@iyerjeremy26 2 жыл бұрын
me as well lol
@digital_gravity
@digital_gravity 2 жыл бұрын
Same. That was the funniest part of the skit. 😂
@themandan4000
@themandan4000 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you got better
@NoBullsh_t
@NoBullsh_t 2 жыл бұрын
Wanted to know how much time he had to gun down...
@Scyth3934
@Scyth3934 Жыл бұрын
same
@TampaTec
@TampaTec 3 жыл бұрын
😆 "Olo"
@mrs.s8855
@mrs.s8855 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@robertotamesis1783
@robertotamesis1783 3 жыл бұрын
Don't speak that in Filipino it may think your nuts🤪.
@jAYROCCS1x
@jAYROCCS1x 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertotamesis1783 how nuts ? balut nuts ?? lol
@robertotamesis1783
@robertotamesis1783 3 жыл бұрын
@@jAYROCCS1x Ulo means crazy, in tagalog you know that.
@jAYROCCS1x
@jAYROCCS1x 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertotamesis1783 no i dnt know bro
@anouskasfx3457
@anouskasfx3457 6 жыл бұрын
I love the sketches when Rachel Dratch just eats all the way through
@dylancarter6311
@dylancarter6311 5 жыл бұрын
Lars no, the German teacher
@milkinabag3313
@milkinabag3313 4 жыл бұрын
I want that that endless sandwich
@selinkeles
@selinkeles 4 жыл бұрын
Her delivery was on point
@peterl.104
@peterl.104 3 жыл бұрын
@@dylancarter6311 Funny that you had to answer that question, but I wished you said “Yes”. 😂
@GHC3
@GHC3 3 жыл бұрын
A real tom boy🤠
@Kasino80
@Kasino80 9 жыл бұрын
Haven't we all had a teacher like that. The one that made it a bit harder...I mean easier.
@tokkiev.3234
@tokkiev.3234 8 жыл бұрын
+Kasino80 nope
@Kasino80
@Kasino80 8 жыл бұрын
+Bad Maw then I feel bad for you :/
@tokkiev.3234
@tokkiev.3234 8 жыл бұрын
+Kasino80 dont my whole school suffers from this. Except the guys that like fatties.
@Kasino80
@Kasino80 8 жыл бұрын
+Bad Maw you need to start a petition
@FishoD
@FishoD 8 жыл бұрын
+Kasino80 I did, unfortunately we were too young to understand hotness, it was before puberty hit our class.
@xpez9694
@xpez9694 3 жыл бұрын
In the fourth grade, we had a teacher who looked like Farah Fawcett. We would ride our bikes to her house just to knock on her door and say hello. She was exactly like Catheryn ZJ. Just full of thoughtful nurturing words that buttered us up with encouragement and compliments. We floated away on our bikes bragging how we could easily romance her as our age, lack of employment, nor experience hadn't any bearing on our future hypothetical plans..LOL
@whitelion1111
@whitelion1111 2 жыл бұрын
I just saw a woman tonight that looked like her, I said she looked familiar, and she told me probly for a bad reason, yeah she was definitely tweakin
@Saif-zf9vb
@Saif-zf9vb Жыл бұрын
That last sentence was fucking gold lmao.
@Milamberinx
@Milamberinx Жыл бұрын
In fourth grade? So you were like 8 or 9? I didn't know kids started getting such feelings that young.
@xpez9694
@xpez9694 Жыл бұрын
@@Milamberinx we had cable tv back then and television so we had some clues and our own mixture of urban myths and naive concepts. probably a rated PG or PG 13..LOL
@Bapuji42
@Bapuji42 Жыл бұрын
Wait, was she like Farrah Fawcett or Catherine Zeta-Jones??
@gman2015z
@gman2015z 4 жыл бұрын
Back when Keenan and Andy still looked young enough to be H.S. seniors.
@aaabbasi97
@aaabbasi97 3 жыл бұрын
keenan has looked the same ever since his debut 🤣
@GHC3
@GHC3 3 жыл бұрын
Its crazy that he has been on the show for 17vfrwaking years. He should be embarrassed its way too long, he is using the show to bankroll striaght to retirement🙄
@basilmarasco1975
@basilmarasco1975 3 жыл бұрын
@@GHC3 nfw. Keenan continues to be brilliant.
@ripeconomy5806
@ripeconomy5806 3 жыл бұрын
@@GHC3 and you should be embarrassed about talking shit on the internet about someone who's way more successful than you'll ever be
@malloryg4251
@malloryg4251 3 жыл бұрын
@@GHC3 Embarrassed???? Bro, why would you quit an amazing job where you make tons of $$$$?? That's the dumbest thing ever. Plus, he's really talented and makes SNL so much better.
@jeroencoessens1999
@jeroencoessens1999 6 жыл бұрын
that "olo?" and the face Andy makes kills me every time
@clairegarcia7286
@clairegarcia7286 7 жыл бұрын
just realised her name is supposed to be Dequoi which would translate to "DE'WHAT"
@parisnurashikinmohamadsupi4348
@parisnurashikinmohamadsupi4348 6 жыл бұрын
Claire Garcia hahahaha same like some of Keenan's sketches hahaha
@gewgulkansuhckitt9086
@gewgulkansuhckitt9086 5 жыл бұрын
I think it's de Crois or something like that.
@ydraeinedragotto1656
@ydraeinedragotto1656 5 жыл бұрын
Think from the way it's pronunced it's supposed to mean "Delacroix " literally meaning "Of the cross" , a somewhat plausible french last name (this dude had it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eug%C3%A8ne_Delacroix)
@zoekaley1312
@zoekaley1312 5 жыл бұрын
Claire Garcia de quoi is about
@lambling
@lambling 5 жыл бұрын
I heard La Croix. Lol.
@TsetsiStoyanova
@TsetsiStoyanova 4 жыл бұрын
If Catheryn zeta jones was my teacher, i’d have her picture on my phone as well.
@SilverBullet93GT
@SilverBullet93GT 3 жыл бұрын
In Canada we say Catherine Zeda-Jones :)
@hijodelaisla275
@hijodelaisla275 3 жыл бұрын
You don't remember?
@Gustavosilva-td2dy
@Gustavosilva-td2dy 3 жыл бұрын
legal man
@hijodelaisla275
@hijodelaisla275 3 жыл бұрын
@Julien Sardon Theatre You don't remember either?
@runrabbit8285
@runrabbit8285 3 жыл бұрын
U too dearest
@patton303
@patton303 Жыл бұрын
We had a Spanish teacher who looked like Penelope Cruz. Man she was something.
@agrillhasnoname
@agrillhasnoname 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO "my name is michel now".......... No wonder!
@181cameron
@181cameron 2 жыл бұрын
I was an English teacher at a high school in Warsaw, Poland. I had three students drop my class because they wanted to take Arabic. About 2 weeks later at a staff meeting I finally met the Arabic teacher and realized why they chose her, an impossibly gorgeous Lebanese-Polish woman, over me (male...nice hair, tho). To clarify a couple of things: - We both worked part time (and on alternate days), so we never crossed paths. - Students needed 2 language credits, and the boys who dropped my class were already pretty good at English (and were taking Spanish)
@181cameron
@181cameron 2 жыл бұрын
@chronicreader that would have been an amazing end to that story. My actual wife is also a great continuation, but wholly unrelated to that part of my life.
@StoneE4
@StoneE4 2 жыл бұрын
@@181cameron An English teacher that uses the word _"tho."_ 🤔
@181cameron
@181cameron 2 жыл бұрын
@@StoneE4 I've since retired from that life. Also, I used to explain to my students that only those of us who are adept at the language are the ones who may be allowed to play with it ;-)
@goodsirbear-7579
@goodsirbear-7579 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure you do have nice hair 👍
@The_Infamous_Boogyman
@The_Infamous_Boogyman Жыл бұрын
I got my arm ripped off at the shoulder, and as rehab for myself, I studied really hard to not only write again but to write w the most beautiful handwriting ever, and that led to studying the etymology of English, which was bastardized from Germanic, French, Latin, Greek and Arabic, so I learned (and have since forgotten) quite a bit of it. But it's a very lonely area of study, so, hello there. Nice to meet you. 😊
@jacksonwayneputnam1599
@jacksonwayneputnam1599 4 жыл бұрын
“What time you gettin home honey” That was fantastic lol
@jmsmith1767
@jmsmith1767 2 жыл бұрын
Rachel Dratch is the MVP of the sketch. Eating the sandwich not giving a shit about her husband 🤣🤣🤣
@VDH1953
@VDH1953 8 ай бұрын
On the contrary, the joke is that her husband clearly doesn't give a sh-t about her, especially considering the present company - a state of affairs to which she is not indifferent but long-resigned. I agree that Rachel played that very well, but apparently not well enough for you to get the joke.
@cra2cra226
@cra2cra226 5 жыл бұрын
This has got to be one of the best sketches they've ever done. It's not silly or over-the-top or slapstick or gross. It's just well written. Doesn't make you fall over laughing but it's clever and poignant and as good as any scene from a sitcom.
@jdj830
@jdj830 2 жыл бұрын
It feels so lived-in, like we know every character and their back story and you can imagine this going on for eight seasons. Everyone really disappears into their roles, and even the set designer paid meticulous attention to detail. I haven’t seen any other SNL skit quite like it.
@ILikeCHEEZ9
@ILikeCHEEZ9 2 жыл бұрын
@ he just wants extra credit in her class cause she's 52 and still hot
@BambiTrout
@BambiTrout 2 жыл бұрын
@ It might not be as laugh out loud as some of the others, but that's not what the OP is saying. This sketch feels like part of a much larger show and it's extremely well written. You know all of the relationships between the characters without them having to explicitly say "How's my ex-wife doing today?" or some other unnatural expository phrase. It feels like a conversation between slightly heightened real people, which is how all of the best sitcoms work - by making you care about the characters as people, rather than just as caricatures or plot objects.
@kritav1111
@kritav1111 Жыл бұрын
It's rhe best thing I have ever seen. More beautiful than the birth of my daughter.
@markpollock7154
@markpollock7154 Жыл бұрын
@@kritav1111 hey…uh…you ever been hang gliding?
@user-hp5hk6jy3n
@user-hp5hk6jy3n 4 жыл бұрын
She looks like every damn German teacher I had
@joeyhillers9460
@joeyhillers9460 4 жыл бұрын
Had a pretty good looking one myself I must admit.
@justlib5849
@justlib5849 4 жыл бұрын
Literally the German teacher haircut
@scott.hanson
@scott.hanson 4 жыл бұрын
"Roz" the perfect name as well.
@jimbosc
@jimbosc 4 жыл бұрын
My high school German teacher lived on my street and was a smoking hot blonde. I delivered newspapers my Freshman year and one time when I went to collect the monthly subscription at her house and I could hear her screaming inside from her really young looking boyfriend giving her a good old rogering - they did not answer but the front door was open with just a screen door - so you could hear it all. I told the class about and every guy thought they would be "next" in line. She was flirty for sure.....interesting times interesting times
@supremeleadersmeagol6345
@supremeleadersmeagol6345 4 жыл бұрын
She looks like mine too
@lunaraydue1340
@lunaraydue1340 Жыл бұрын
This french teacher is almost a carbon copy of my French professor in college everyone adored. She came straight from Paris and was only here for a year, and she was so beautiful and kind (though somewhat strict with grading) and had this easy charm and genuine friendliness and curiosity. Half the class was a little in love with her and she made fulfilling the mandatory language requirement a bit more fun!
@strongestnattyever-videos2247
@strongestnattyever-videos2247 6 ай бұрын
I piped her
@thelastjohnwayne
@thelastjohnwayne 4 ай бұрын
Let me guess which Half
@theeclectic2919
@theeclectic2919 4 ай бұрын
My Freshman year English teacher in college was an ex-Playboy bunny.
@strongestnattyever-videos2247
@strongestnattyever-videos2247 4 ай бұрын
@@theeclectic2919 I used to pipe her.
@lunaraydue1340
@lunaraydue1340 3 ай бұрын
@@thelastjohnwayne You may be surprised how many women were included. Myself one of them 🤣
@aspiknf
@aspiknf 4 жыл бұрын
That's funny and a familiar feeling. In Secondary school when I was about 14/15 years old a new French teacher who was female came to teach our all boys school. Whenever she wasn't around, or when other teachers were present, the boys would talk quite loudly. But when she came into the room all the boys suddenly turned silent for the whole duration of her teaching, you could hear a pin drop. She was always dressed in some black stockings and black dress and big red lipstick and she had a French accent of course. Once I whispered to a boy next to me "Why is everyone really quiet when she's here?" and the boy replied "because she's hot" hahaha. This happened in around 2007/2008 in Bolton School, England.
@NewhamMatt
@NewhamMatt 7 жыл бұрын
For some reason Seth and Amy are at their funniest when being snarky with each other (probably with the exception of Weekend Update). The Sally and Dan Needler/Harrison sketches are some of their best, and they fire it off again here.
@Kasino80
@Kasino80 6 жыл бұрын
NewhamMatt so true.
@ernest747
@ernest747 7 жыл бұрын
i wish German teacher's part was bigger in this sketch.
@luisha-belledanza7800
@luisha-belledanza7800 6 жыл бұрын
i spent 10 fucking minutes trynna get a hair off my screen just for it to be your profile picture
@pasco1429
@pasco1429 5 жыл бұрын
Omg that profile pic made me think I had to eyelash on my phone
@williamjoyner3759
@williamjoyner3759 5 жыл бұрын
Ditto!!
@johnclhugyugihjbvgbkj9729
@johnclhugyugihjbvgbkj9729 5 жыл бұрын
ernest747 That hair! 😝 trickster.
@sazerick1713
@sazerick1713 5 жыл бұрын
Every time...
@anandiganguly3086
@anandiganguly3086 4 жыл бұрын
Seth is so good. His onscreen rivalry with Amy is priceless. That series "the couple that should be divorced" Is my favorite.
@nathandomke2721
@nathandomke2721 4 жыл бұрын
"what time you getting home honey?" LITERALLY CHOKING ON MY TRUSCUITS
@janegoodall1837
@janegoodall1837 3 жыл бұрын
I like this skit because it perfectly encapsulates the bubble super attractive people live in.
@gregdee9085
@gregdee9085 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, jealousy attacks at every turn by insecure ppl.. including you. But so very Anglo saxon.. A Sad culture.
@adrianahlz1895
@adrianahlz1895 Жыл бұрын
@@gregdee9085 oookaaay..
@emanuelmota7217
@emanuelmota7217 Жыл бұрын
@@gregdee9085 Our jealousy is besides the point.
@watching99134
@watching99134 Жыл бұрын
@@emanuelmota7217 Why?
@14liljinx
@14liljinx Жыл бұрын
@@gregdee9085 - I’m not sure that jealousy is an emotion that is the preserve of the Anglo-Saxons. Did they not teach you that at clown college?
@x0hitsme0x
@x0hitsme0x 5 жыл бұрын
I will say, that was a very accurate depiction of the amount of time teachers get for their lunch!
@sahilp9470
@sahilp9470 4 жыл бұрын
This is it, we just need really hot teachers and no child will ever be left behind
@surewinner
@surewinner 4 жыл бұрын
NO. They will all choose to be behind. I would.
@barsdogukankarakoyun8798
@barsdogukankarakoyun8798 4 жыл бұрын
YES! PLEASE.
@301.allday
@301.allday 3 жыл бұрын
@@surewinner *I see what you did there*
@carpediem9750
@carpediem9750 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad must of we're ugly as a tire...
@hmpz36911
@hmpz36911 2 жыл бұрын
Quite the contrary!
@JLuVeeGee
@JLuVeeGee 5 жыл бұрын
"I have scotch in my desk." "Let's hit it."
@kedarsontakke1394
@kedarsontakke1394 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, found this comment
@jhnyblk
@jhnyblk Жыл бұрын
I love that statement!
@manchesterunitedno7
@manchesterunitedno7 8 жыл бұрын
SNL should updating this New French Teacher with current casts. They have Cecily Strong now, as she is pretty, tall, dark haired and can speaks French.
@boredstranger7522
@boredstranger7522 8 жыл бұрын
i think that's a good idea
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын
she really can speak french?
@Tony07UK
@Tony07UK 6 жыл бұрын
No! She really can speaks French. Why you no read propery?!
@admin9072
@admin9072 6 жыл бұрын
youre missing one key attribute there.
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын
Tony07UK drop the snark. I was asking a genuine question
@xxxx85
@xxxx85 7 жыл бұрын
"What time you getting home honey?" Hahahahahaha :D
@henrypeters5291
@henrypeters5291 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know the Needlers worked at the same school. Good for them. They finally got that divorce.
@lovelywaz
@lovelywaz 3 жыл бұрын
What time you coming home honey? I did NOT see that coming.... 😂😂😂
@Oshawatt
@Oshawatt 5 жыл бұрын
I love how dratch never stopped eating
@annabel4946
@annabel4946 7 жыл бұрын
"You're perfume makes you look like a 'OOKER😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@macdaniel24_
@macdaniel24_ 7 жыл бұрын
"smell" not "look"
@altelt802
@altelt802 6 жыл бұрын
Your* OMG English isn't even my native language and I speak it better than u.
@pepkin88
@pepkin88 6 жыл бұрын
you*
@tuttifrutti1274
@tuttifrutti1274 6 жыл бұрын
Bald Arrow dude calm down The human made a mistake We all do
@staceynaughton3974
@staceynaughton3974 5 жыл бұрын
Bald Arrow ha! Troll
@fhjhjhgjghj7353
@fhjhjhgjghj7353 3 жыл бұрын
4:04 "Ilary,your perfume makes you smell like a OOker! " hahahahahahah
@stevegarcia9098
@stevegarcia9098 2 жыл бұрын
they could never replace chris farley.
@thechickenman3713
@thechickenman3713 2 жыл бұрын
The veni, vidi vici joke is hilarious, it means “I came, I saw, I conquered” 😂🤣
@josephblanchard6248
@josephblanchard6248 4 жыл бұрын
*"What time you getting home honey?"* 😂
@svhmj3918
@svhmj3918 4 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is when he says "holo??"
@yty3029
@yty3029 2 жыл бұрын
Catherine Zeta Jones is just lovely
@bendandelion3989
@bendandelion3989 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a sandwich that never ran out...
@sasom7274
@sasom7274 7 жыл бұрын
What time do you get home honey 😂
@dungeonsandslimes964
@dungeonsandslimes964 4 жыл бұрын
Took spanish for 3 years. That ‘en español, por favor’ triggered me😂
@duffyjohnson77
@duffyjohnson77 3 жыл бұрын
It was “En Français, s’il vous plâit, monsieur!” for me :shudder:
@hbleblanc205
@hbleblanc205 3 жыл бұрын
"As they say it latin, 'Veni, Vidi, Vici" Didn't catch that the first time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@brianbommarito3376
@brianbommarito3376 3 жыл бұрын
Catherine Zeta-Jones is an amazing talent and an equally amazing woman, she is Welsh but she can convincingly take on the role of French, Spanish, American, or Arabic, pretty much whatever nationality is required of her. Michael Douglas must feel very lucky to have her as his wife, and vice versa. I wish them all the best in life, and their kids too, and thank you for making me smile.
@manchesterunitedno7
@manchesterunitedno7 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i wish my teacher back then looks like Catherine Zeta Jones.
@HERSH-777
@HERSH-777 5 жыл бұрын
Brian Fantana 60% of the time....it works EVERY TIME!
@SuperHedgehog910
@SuperHedgehog910 5 жыл бұрын
Jason H. That doesn’t make sense.
@tombennett3827
@tombennett3827 5 жыл бұрын
Most of my teachers looked like Phyllis Diller.
@cosmovedder1354
@cosmovedder1354 5 жыл бұрын
Griffis061...........annnd the vagina that causes mouth cancer
@drinxs505
@drinxs505 5 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Gemma Arterton
@ronanmarechal4968
@ronanmarechal4968 4 жыл бұрын
I'm french and I have to admit that she is pretty good at it. She makes a few mistakes but she has a really good accent and know how to pronounce french words ! Good job !
@southerncomfort7490
@southerncomfort7490 3 жыл бұрын
Not bad for a Welsh lass.
@michelleinfo-vlog2449
@michelleinfo-vlog2449 Жыл бұрын
I wish I understand what she was saying and also what Matthew was saying when they were talking back-and-forth
@MichaelIZKOOL
@MichaelIZKOOL Жыл бұрын
I took french for 6 years, but I haven't practiced in a long time, but It was cool to be able to understand what she was saying an catch those hidden jokes that non-french speakers don't hear lol.
@alinagluzman8624
@alinagluzman8624 3 ай бұрын
do y’all really say “là” so much?
@geraldslonaker3289
@geraldslonaker3289 2 жыл бұрын
I just saw this for the first time and literally almost had a heart attack from laughing when the dad turned to his wife and said "what time ya coming home honey"!!!!!!!!!
@harang_1665
@harang_1665 4 жыл бұрын
"My name is Michel, now, s'il vous plait " @3:16 killed me 😂 😂 The German teacher just eating her sandwiches while hearing the conversation is just hilarious.
@tehnative9779
@tehnative9779 2 жыл бұрын
"What time you gettin home honey?" Best line lol
@HookedOnSonics518
@HookedOnSonics518 Жыл бұрын
That twist was amazing.
@ebayerr
@ebayerr 2 жыл бұрын
Catherine zeta-jones actually does speak French.
@xavierabii548
@xavierabii548 2 жыл бұрын
Catherine Zeta Jones can literally make any language sound sexy🥰
@plentyonions
@plentyonions Жыл бұрын
Except Welsh 🤣🤣🤣
@austin5801
@austin5801 5 жыл бұрын
“What time you gettin home honey?” Horatio Sanz delivery and timing is perfect.
@Elladan32
@Elladan32 7 жыл бұрын
I'm french, and I got to say, her french is not very good. But good lord Seth is funny as hell.
@madelinecahill376
@madelinecahill376 7 жыл бұрын
What the hell is cherie la? That makes no sense!!
@TheShiumy
@TheShiumy 7 жыл бұрын
Yes but she does the french accent very well when she is speaking english... Mais du coup on a tout compris contrairement aux américains XD
@TheFaro2011
@TheFaro2011 7 жыл бұрын
Eric Polge I'm English and even I can hear her Welsh/American accent lol
@noelliekouedan6743
@noelliekouedan6743 7 жыл бұрын
I come from a 'francophone" country in Africa so I can understand what she was saying. MAIS sa conjugaison n'est pas tres bonne. Translate it, It doesn't make any fucking sense.
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын
he so young here
@martinpalmer9810
@martinpalmer9810 3 жыл бұрын
"She got drunk and slapped a student." And what teacher hasn't wanted to do that from time to time?
@ovidragos5118
@ovidragos5118 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ..I broke a huge chair...he ran out...that was 14 years ago.As principal...I ..chair...He- Did anyone get hurt? -No...-Ok , sometimes you do what you have to do...Next day classes...are you guys ok??? So quiet??? YES !!! I used to have lunch cafeteria monitoring...went to silent lunches..120 students..8 th graders. ..quiet like you can't imagine. Cafeteria ladies, custodians, aids loved it. Last year I got out of teaching and enjoying my life more...
@mycroft414414
@mycroft414414 3 жыл бұрын
English teacher?
@matxdc
@matxdc 4 жыл бұрын
"There isn't really an appropriate Latin phrase for this, so let me leave you ladies with BOOYAH!!!"I need to find a way to incorporate this into all conversations.
@scottbee8733
@scottbee8733 4 жыл бұрын
I think you can bring BOOYAH back as an expression, I have faith in you
@thegodofpez
@thegodofpez Жыл бұрын
I love how she never changes her Debbie Downer countenance. Fantastic.
@VianneyCreates
@VianneyCreates 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, Seth's character hooked up with everyone!!!
@id10t98
@id10t98 2 жыл бұрын
Heck, even my wife said she'd leave me for CZJ.🤣
@bocowan9106
@bocowan9106 5 жыл бұрын
If they had more French teachers like her the English language would die out 😂
@troubledsole9104
@troubledsole9104 4 жыл бұрын
Bo Cowan but everyone’s French would be really bad.
@David_R922
@David_R922 4 жыл бұрын
Not really. I prefer English with a French accent. It's very sexy.
@stansmith2188
@stansmith2188 2 жыл бұрын
All the French teachers I’ve had have been insane. I had one who threw a desk at my friend
@terrythorn1300
@terrythorn1300 2 жыл бұрын
@@troubledsole9104 Almost as bad as Americans' English ?
@AntonySimkin
@AntonySimkin 2 жыл бұрын
@@stansmith2188 lmfao that was a good one haha
@kimberlyyoung458
@kimberlyyoung458 5 жыл бұрын
I love this sketch, but the best part for me was Rachael Dratch eating that sandwich 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jasonchapman5202
@jasonchapman5202 Жыл бұрын
Had a teacher in high school ( I was 16) She used to bend over to put a VHS tape in, to play the class a documentary. It was the highlight of our dull young boy days ! My god!
@milogarcia1087
@milogarcia1087 2 жыл бұрын
The limping hahaha amazing.
@OldRaver
@OldRaver 5 жыл бұрын
My 15 year old son just scored 94% on his GSCE biology mock after years getting Bs. Met his new biology teacher last week at parents evening. Yup. Stunning blonde!! His new Classics teacher, however, looks (and behaves!) like the crazy divination teacher from Hogwarts! Yep, his grade dropped from 90s % to a fekking C in one term!!
@deejay824do
@deejay824do 5 жыл бұрын
When is she going to finish her sandwich?
@soubhadra
@soubhadra 4 жыл бұрын
That's how actors eat.
@peterl.104
@peterl.104 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think that she ate 20 quarter cut sandwiches in that scene. 😅
@jLjtremblay
@jLjtremblay Жыл бұрын
Sketch classique! Un stéréotype qui ne cesse pas d’amuser. Le regard de la prof espagnole quand il dit « Hôlô » est au delà de précieux!
@steelistheunworthy6534
@steelistheunworthy6534 Жыл бұрын
Veni, Vidi, Vici... my god that will always be a killer one liner
@dhutch71
@dhutch71 2 жыл бұрын
I had a World History teacher in High School who was in the same 'league' as Catherine ZJ. She liked to shift her weight from one high heal to the other, as she lectured. One day, while doing this, the heel of her shoe broke and she nearly fell over before she regained her composure. She kicked both of her shoes off, said, "Cheap shoes!" and continued lecturing, as if nothing happened!
@TruthOnly142
@TruthOnly142 7 жыл бұрын
French Teacher and immediately Sophie Marceau came to mind.
@undeny
@undeny 7 жыл бұрын
I know :'(
@fitinsan
@fitinsan 7 жыл бұрын
who was she?
@robvanunnik6840
@robvanunnik6840 7 жыл бұрын
And what about Marion Cotillard?....:)
@droid327
@droid327 4 жыл бұрын
Now I want like a whole movie where its just the Latin and Spanish teacher taking shots at each other and pranking each other and stuff
@ronb2486
@ronb2486 4 жыл бұрын
I had to watch this..I went to an all boy school and we also got a new french teacher..She was incredible..this was in the late 70's. I can so relate to this video
@mdub2000
@mdub2000 4 жыл бұрын
Man this one was hillarious... i loved this version of the cast they really had chemistry.
@WatchMaga
@WatchMaga 4 жыл бұрын
I’m shocked this skit wasn’t spun off as a sitcom! Great potential.
@TheFyinews
@TheFyinews 3 жыл бұрын
They must be in another dimension, where time stops????? I mean the clock didn't move during that 5 minute sketch😂😂😂
@michaelangelo9079
@michaelangelo9079 4 жыл бұрын
Our German teacher was an ex military from Eastern Germany! He made us stand whenever he entered the class
@PajamaPantsStudios
@PajamaPantsStudios 2 жыл бұрын
My German teacher looked a lot like how Tina fey looks today. She was the sweetest most caring teacher. She was like the mom for all her students, and I swear I would have never taken to the language so well if not her her genuine love for it, and her love for all us students. I can confidently say I’m bilingual.
@superrinella26
@superrinella26 5 жыл бұрын
“Oh hey honey” took me out😂😂💀
@houseofbey1508
@houseofbey1508 4 жыл бұрын
The picture he has on his cell phone does not do you justice! Hilarious
@patricktinley6545
@patricktinley6545 4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, there actually is a Creighton Prep High School in Omaha, Nebraska and it's an all boys school.
@Syisulis
@Syisulis 5 жыл бұрын
"What time you getting home honey" LMAOOOOO wow....
@josiahfadder
@josiahfadder 3 жыл бұрын
Rachel used to crack me up so much. She was such a solid cast member
@KarthikAyyalasomayajula
@KarthikAyyalasomayajula Жыл бұрын
I honestly forgot I was watching SNL for a bit, it felt like a sitcom lol
@glennsepelak5113
@glennsepelak5113 2 жыл бұрын
Olo... LMAO. she is so lovely it is crazy
@Izzy-Maurer
@Izzy-Maurer 7 жыл бұрын
Really love Seth in this sketch
@SJAnubis
@SJAnubis 5 жыл бұрын
That was gold from Horatio sanz
@markkennedy9767
@markkennedy9767 2 жыл бұрын
The actress who plays Debbie Downer makes this scene. The way she idly munches on that sandwich as her husband flirts shamelessly.
@CheapOneLiners
@CheapOneLiners 3 жыл бұрын
Catherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers. Oh Oh Oh.
@ianryan5241
@ianryan5241 5 жыл бұрын
I wanna take French now!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂Catherine is funny in here!
@diljitsingh3887
@diljitsingh3887 7 жыл бұрын
say that in spanish..... ehhh olo!!!! lolz
3 жыл бұрын
It's a good thing they didn't annoy the German teacher too much as I'm sure she had daggers in the tips of her shoes.
@edsonperes8922
@edsonperes8922 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, la, la, Mademoiselle Zeta-Jones! Everybody loves this teacher. Hahahaha
@AllWillFail
@AllWillFail 5 жыл бұрын
🎶Catherine Zeta Jones. She dips beneath the lasers. Oh oh ohhh🎶
@aspiknf
@aspiknf 4 жыл бұрын
I remember drawing a Swastika on a cartoon elephant drawing I had made in my exercise book, I was around 12/13 years old, and my German Teacher noticed that and got very upset. I am against Nazis and my cartoon wasn't done to offend but I was just a kid. The boy next to me told me that in some situations I could've been arrested for drawing that cartoon, I was scared after that and learnt my lesson lol
@flyboy008
@flyboy008 Жыл бұрын
One of the best sketch! So well written! Super funny!
@sabas7549
@sabas7549 5 жыл бұрын
"veni, vedi, veci" I came, I saw, I conquered
@OfficialShabda
@OfficialShabda 4 жыл бұрын
3:00 looks like a scene from the Sims
@rayunited2010foryou
@rayunited2010foryou 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, that's what I felt.
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