Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL

Gavin Daly (Pete Davidson) testifies about having an inappropriate sexual relationship with his teachers (Ronda Rousey, Cecily Strong) -- happily. [Season 41, 2016]
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[@TheSixStringGuy]

"The Chosen One" Davidson couldn't keep a straight face on that one.

[@accidentalgenius5690]

🤣🤣🤣

[@calvinfreeman7254]

Vc. BnCbmn g. Vvbbvn n. .v. Vm . Y

[@thebigomn2907]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jona.scholt4362]

Veloci-Tapped- Her!! That was my favorite!

[@trollheavendontdoit5072]

King Of Evrything & Threes Humpany tho

[@CRA5759]

Kenan saying “My Man” made the whole skit for me.

[@jekyll138.5]

what

[@FrameDrumAndFlute]

@@smartass013 2X What!

[@iyot1020]

it was supposed to be my nigga lol

[@smartass013]

@@iyot1020 so your happy you feel bad about yourself

[@Triumph2024.]

Absolutely.

[@stephiegee5416]

The teachers rolling their eyes and saying the flirty comments is the best part of this skit for me hahaha

[@simonjenkin]

i agree but also you can tell they didn't have the most confidence in ronda rousey as a host, judging by how little she was actually in this sketch

[@puanani_usa]

Same

[@davidtsmith33]

You gotta be kidding. Everything Pete Davidson said were the best parts. Every single one. This sketch deserves an award.

[@intensevenom]

They did practically this same skit before but just with the one teacher played by Cecily Strong, it was a 9.5 out of 10, but with Rhonda and as a 3 some this 2.0 version was a 10/10 and in both instances the teachers had limited flirty comments and you must remember they probably pleaded the 5th but were unable to keep themselves from reacting in some way do his dorky schoolboy testimony lol….. so this skit in no way implies lack of confidence by Rhonda, and her added role gave this skit more depth then the original.

[@supremedream1764]

“The chosen one” and “Diary of a pimpy kid” are my favorite nicknames! 😂

[@smartass0124]

a, car that can take fuel from many tanks will go very fare but a tank that gives up it's fuel to ever cars will be Drained quickly

[@JosephOber]

-Was your family affected? -Yes, sir. My dad and grandpa were estranged. This event brought them back together.

[@stevethecat9934]

She took away the ability to feel he earned sex

[@jasonrobbins4001]

That's when I fell out of my chair laughing. Thought it was a heart attack. Shit was so funny. 👍👍

[@5O4evr]

@@stevethecat9934 no... nailing an older woman at 16 or 17 doesn't make someone a predator or whatever negative consequences you are suggesting regarding "earning sex". That is a ludicrous notion. I'm hard pressed to find any sort of trauma due to engaging sexually with an older woman at 16+

[@Person-lk1vs]

it’s even better when you say it

[@flewkisdead]

@@5O4evr Only if it played out like the skit where the kid instigated it. If the adult manipulated the kid into doing it, then there's obviously going to be some negative consequences.

[@davisreid4902]

Kids called me the “chosen one” 🤣🤣

[@davisreid4902]

Manophere. com take that useless knowledge elsewhere please 🤣

[@mwduck]

Veloci-tapped-'er!

[@needheartranken]

the revenant

[@memento81]

he very much was

[@Sitharos]

Magic the Gavining

[@andrewodell4021]

The way Ronda delivered her three lines totalling 8 words: *chef's kiss*

[@heathwasson7811]

"My man, but the way Denzel Washington says it". And we all know exactly what he means lol

[@ah3llfire]

“Here is a *vine* he posted” Really shows the age of the skit

[@ckmoore101]

And your post, shows the lack of age in you, thinking something that is 5 years old.... is.... old.

[@ah3llfire]

@@ckmoore101 it was a nostalgic ‘age’ I’m not saying it’s old, I’m reminiscing over the time of vine. Besides it was a joke, nothing for you to get stroppy over. And using age in an argument is always pointless and only every shows lack of argument in your part, try avoid using it next time.

[@mateolung6256]

@@FirstLast-lh5ev you sound like a reporter no offense lol

[@leosmithonbass]

hey imma show my age - is Vine like TikTok, before TikTok??

[@007Fusiion]

@@leosmithonbass Yes and no.

[@kazzyentertainment7349]

“Diary of a Pimpy Kid” 😭😂

[@Smartass012]

Did you know female ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from high Estrogen

[@tts375]

@@Smartass012 thank you for this cursive fact

[@Smartass012]

@@tts375 your welcome

[@ghoststiiizy]

redPill Cosby cool

[@user-mj7gm6gj9v]

@@Smartass012 As do Vulcans during the time of pon farr.

[@atq8148]

Classic. Every now and then I run across this in my recommendations. I watch it at least 3 or 4 times in a row every time. Never gets old. 😄😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Smartass012]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXrPpquOjr9rnpRo

[@dadgarage7966]

Times two. For sure. The way Pete and Kenan interact is gift from comedy heaven.

[@PopeyesBiscuitComsumer]

"Velocitapter" is my favorite🤣🤣🤣

[@WasianShortFilms]

and they started following him because he represents hope

[@timi4352]

Hope my ass!!! He is a god!!!

[@supersaucyswagsocks5143]

MinionTS Cod

[@zetadesvoy]

Hope or Obummer hope?

[@sumitsinghthakur2930]

James Theus The chosen one 😂

[@AnointedFlow]

Sumit Singh Thakur yes!

[@Ganorminor]

This could’ve gone on for 45 minutes and I’d still be watching it.

[@RigoWolfPrime]

Agreed. Wish it did. Was hoping they'd show something funny to suggest reenactment 😁

[@JSCB-365]

My MAn!

[@MrUndersolo]

Or 5 hours...😳

[@michaelhogg324]

This could have been the whole show and I watch it!

[@Gustavosilva-td2dy]

interessante

[@histomuzik]

"King of Everything" had me crying lol

[@dcbaars]

I love Kenan’s performances through all sketches I grew up with him and I am such a big fan with all his tales from the chad with the bidding to quirky characters to his impression of Steve Harvey a true entertainer

[@johndle5511]

“I understand the kids called you names” “Yes they called me the chosen one” I’m dying

[@rachalbrown9050]

That's i felt when I was Raped.

[@osmosisjones4912]

Why I care women getting harrased all the Time

[@brooklyna007]

"Threes humpany" killed me

[@osmosisjones4912]

@@brooklyna007 this is creepy

[@RM22201]

Osmosis Jones get over yourself

[@singsingmei]

"..and then we'll resume testimony from... MY MAN.." 😂😂

[@JustCarp]

mah mannn

[@alegueye10]

Was good

[@urmum3971]

i read this as he said it 😂

[@illuminatie2526]

he said it wrong tho

[@BelleTolles]

The bird twirling and running 😂. Pete just played this to perfection

[@Smartass012]

The Roudy Ruff boys were killed by sexual harassment

[@Gingerm0nster]

The fact that this is almost the same skit at when Taraji P Henson hosted just with threesome jokes kills me 😂

[@sibusisomathe3174]

I felt like Forrest Gump running across America, and everyone following him... Because he represented a symbol of hope😂😂😂😂

[@dailyEthiopia]

can relate haha,

[@laurencesiegel9362]

The whole skit was full of great lines, that was just one of many.

[@donwann7486]

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[@johnnyspeed8852]

That got me too... 😆

[@ivyjernigan4038]

That line was so good. Hillarious!

[@weirdgirl4127]

“Your life begins today”😂

[@Smartass012]

Says who. Do you not see true power dynamics. The logic is men like 😘 and women don't. Why majority 😘 offenders are men. When do much same stuff no one cares or at worse she sent home. Or even she's the Victim like sending and receiving 😘 pictures. But isn't this reason enough not to give 😘 so early .. how it's used against you. And how always shamed not respecting women while told or actually needing it from women. Isn't reason you shouldn't want have 😘 with them. Even bonnoboes . Link 😘 social position. Males actually refuse 😘 pleasure from females did you know that. Female Ferrets when in heat need 😘 or they die from High blood pressure from high estrogen. Antechinus die from to much 😘 We males lose or say give energy and matterials females gain them. And the logic of dudes like 😘 and women don't . What about date Rp She's unconscious doesn't feel anything. But also it's not about momentary discomfort. . And no I didn't admit to know anyone out to have 😘 with in Their sleep . I admitted to putting in the mood with their knowledge. Think back when I was 😘y and charming why would I need to knock anyone out.

[@tonyattardo9350]

Is it weird I’m reminded of Bernie Sanders with the way he points and delivers that line?

[@thechristianteen9167]

Saw this the moment it popped up.

[@jussisaari7683]

That "My man!" is quite possibly one of the best moments in SNL history.

[@Smartass012]

SNL is is made of a bunch of c🤮ck and manjinas . Needy simps.

[@michaelnutt8755]

It’s insane how this skit became a literal reflection of Pete Davidson’s life. If you have a girl, you better pray she’s never heard of him.

[@samnelson7428]

I looked it up, holy shit I din't realize. Not to make the people he's dated out as "notches" but it's just crazy. I just knew he dated Kim K and Ariana. His "I'm just Pete" song has the parody lyric "but I never sleep alone at night."

[@specialk9424]

"About 5 hours" "Son, you're under oath" "OK, fine, 5 minutes."

[@4465Vman]

well sure, five minutes for starters , but then they taught him how to calm down for the next round!! and the next ...

[@zibafu]

@@4465Vman plus they probably put on a show for him for a bit whilst he watched

[@4465Vman]

@@zibafu great sketch I love the car scene the best!!!

[@4465Vman]

@Jaffer Krainkle good times huh!!?????

[@wralford]

"OK, fine. Three strokes...the first time.

[@markmagician2471]

The kids call me "The Chosen one" 😄😄😄

[@JustCarp]

King of everything

[@dominoespizza1756]

The kids called me a rapist and I still don't no what it means

[@Jacket223]

Shoulda used greta humpedher

[@VacadoRay]

For it was fortold in the scrolls

[@GageLeeHughes]

I died at velocitapedher xD

[@blankname6629]

That kid rules at 16 I was still all about playing with Legos haha

[@march.royalharness4848]

Pete nearly breaking character at 3:22 is the best part

[@roberthelmsen6961]

Kenan's inflections while saying, "Oh, I remember those days," are just perfect

[@hellsplumber34]

Lol...same..... those were the days...

[@victorteixeira2539]

some of us just get that

[@chrisstyles5955]

they're so true lol. we get old

[@shaquelcunningham9135]

That made me think back to my past ......then I looked at my wife and said what they hell am I doing lol

[@ZiggysDad]

Well I remember when I was Young the World had just begun and I was Happy. La La La lalala.

[@theblackidentity8452]

Q: Did this effect your relationship with your family at all? A: Yes sir, my grandpa and dad were estranged. This event brought them back together.

[@JustCarp]

👍🏻👍🏻

[@Hellwyck]

Affect, not effect.

[@EskimoClownBoy]

Hellwyck shhhhhhut up

[@campi832]

@@Hellwyck yeah shut up

[@gingerbreadman9555]

@@Hellwyck yeah shut up

[@ricksatterstrom7461]

Every word makes me laugh. The entire skit.

[@johntellez6296]

3:10 is when we should’ve known he was gonna be the chosen one. 🤣🤣

[@osmosisjones4912]

Always about the females choice.

[@GrandPoggers]

"did this have an effect on your family life?" "ahh yes sir, my grandfather and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together" 😂

[@osmosisjones4912]

Wait he gets stuck with child support

[@AdanielH]

The judge is my favorite character

[@maximussarcasticus1312]

My Man!

[@rebeccak9597]

My man

[@audivile]

I like pete

[@shreeshasambhav6026]

My Man

[@benchwashere]

My man

[@wmnoe]

This MIGHT be my favorite recent SNL sketch. I keep watching it.

[@iliveinsideyourhead7532]

The selection on the material side is how much a male or males invest in a single female and offspring that includes come itself many ways it's I male who decides how much is invested

[@joerequa2554]

I loved this skit. Agree totally could've done a whole episode 😂😂

[@Lethalbanter]

"MY MAN"

[@julianna2951]

I am the Manager! I MADE YOUR THING 3.7k likes 🙃

[@rudy1999]

Mah-mehn

[@osmosisjones4912]

@@rudy1999 why this Worth celebrating. How real boys don't feel as good as he does

[@Smartass012]

Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die of High blood pressure from high estrogen

[@sdotbell]

Love how ronda literally just sat there and looked hot and said all of 6 words loo

[@kynoble]

@@connorandrus1904 I would say incel on steroids. But this 'guy' needs some fucking steroids.

[@johnbowan3007]

They both looked hot

[@johncallahan3255]

@@connorandrus1904 he sounds like the male version of a woman

[@michaelmontalto8211]

“Your life begins today”😂

[@skygamer6897]

Sdotbell MMA she actually said 8 and yes i counted just for this comment

[@johnvonachen1672]

It's tragic that these young men who find themselves in this situation often don't survive, due to too many high fives. :)

[@Unknown42Life]

Its 2022 and chad is plowing through Hollywood. My man 😉

[@wilable70]

I relate to the "at 16 all about playing with Legos" comment at the end.

[@pmf98]

Ditto.

[@LuKasAV6]

+Wil Gentry Nothing wrong with that. In due time, bruh. In due time....

[@wilable70]

CRAZY_NUTBUSTER Nah, decades ago. I have since had various girlfriends, and a wife. But man did I start out of the gate slow. Played with action figures into high school. Lost my virginity at 22.

[@Donbro]

+Wil Gentry still have action figures, i guess i have arrested development in 'that' area, "but it's got karate chop action mom!". in seriousness when it happens doesn't matter it's different for everyone.

[@wilable70]

Donbro Put all that away for quite awhile...now I have a cabinet full of action figures and a subscription to Marvel Unlimited. Right now is the Geek Renaissance.

[@makatron]

"I replay it like a movie in my head, every single day", as I and any other human would. 😂

[@gerald9547]

except for gay men and straight women

[@Orcinus1967]

I prayed for that every single day in highschool.

[@venangoproductions]

Gerald I’m big gay woman, but that won’t happen at my school

[@gerald9547]

Queen Butterfly haha

[@DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze]

@John Weflen What kid on the planet Earth would get that call, RUSH OVER TO THEIR HOUSE, have an incredible afternoon. . .and be "traumatized"???? No way, no how.

[@jimmyfarrow6486]

For Pete Davidson, this skit is just art imitating life.

[@cloviswong5214]

actually the car swerve was the **third** coolest thing he did that day

[@clb4947]

well played

[@I3oLo]

"I see what you did there"

[@richardtsutsa6172]

U read my mind

[@felixthebat]

My man!

[@justs0mem0ngr3l]

So which teacher is 1st and 2nd

[@GingerZombie29]

"Second coolest. I see what you did there." I'm with you on that, your honor.

[@lukemoore2854]

GingerZombie29 i don’t get it

[@justinradabaugh0207]

Me neither

[@nugiewidhianto591]

@@lukemoore2854 it implies that the first coolest thing was the sexual encounter

[@yourgodsenseigod6834]

@@nugiewidhianto591 it is so much funnier now that you've explained the joke dumbass

[@andrewperez2574]

@@yourgodsenseigod6834 what's crawled up your Ass?

[@Rcncyh]

Had to come back here 2023 watching from Kenya aka Wakanda this never gets old😂😂😂😂#myman put it down 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣🤣

[@garyloten-beckford889]

Its been six years and I'm still laughing :-)

[@normal_person2]

My grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together " lmaooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@osmosisjones4912]

To kill the rapist

[@Smartass012]

If you owe back ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus . It's going to your Highschool teacher

[@acuariolorenz]

Jon Cryer should have played the dad, they even look alike, lol.

[@bryanjohnson960]

What father would not be proud?

[@osmosisjones4912]

@@bryanjohnson960 isn't sex with your teacher easy it's all to common. Even .ote false Rape accusations. . I have a daughter and if got R Kelly that's something to be proud . . A high school teacher is practically a sex dispenser some who doesn't want his stock with child support wants him to make better choice or Get an STD or be be one dudes mad stupid over sex. Or Doesn't want. Kid son to killed and a nother chick s father.

[@e.martinz5945]

"Diary of a Pimpy Kid" omfg I died 😂😂💀

[@JustCarp]

Fred Pimpstone

[@-__-wut]

How old are you

[@JustCarp]

Probably older than you

[@jacobberry3149]

I liked 3's humpany lmao

[@-__-wut]

JustCarp nobody asked

[@BigMoney23223]

Pete is one of the best characters the show ever had. He’s freaking awesome

[@ScooterOnHisWay2024]

He's terrible. Virtually unwatchable are rarely worth a chuckle. But hey, he nailed Beckinsale, so...

[@75sneakers]

This is just the best SNL sketch could watch this for hours 👌🏿

[@Drumminz22]

"....my man." Lmao this shit was funny af

[@Smartass012]

Not out of average incel woods yet. If he get of paying his ChildSupport . My Man.😁👍

[@egdapo]

"Veloci-tapped-her" *dead*

[@masterstepz9800]

egdapo 3's a humpany

[@YVBSV]

I think it’s velocitaptor... but it works like that as well

[@majjimind1172]

Actually I think he might have meant philosotaptor like philosophy

[@amateurflor13]

I just heard that😂😂

[@jamisojo]

@@majjimind1172 He meant a play on the word "velociraptor" popularized in Jurassic Park movies.

[@josemaita8383]

HAHHAHAHAHA "I replay like a movie in my head every single day" and "My Man" from Keenan... so hilarious

[@MsNikkieMichelle]

You know it’s good and you’re enjoying it when you don’t want it to end, lol.

[@RoadWulf]

Q: "And how long did the encounter take place?" A: "Around 5 hours" Judge: "Ooo. I remember those days..."

[@nickcabrera3087]

RoadWulf Wow, you watched the video too!

[@Mashruz]

@@nickcabrera3087 😂😂😂

[@deimosthechosenone8914]

Yep thats what they said.

[@abderrahimabderrahim6659]

701 idiots wow

[@johnmininger7472]

Yep, I said it to myself right as he said it. Good times. Distant memory.

[@lelandford9683]

Everything that his classmates said can pretty much describe Pete in real life... First Ariana and now Kim K. Pete truly is "The Chosen One"

[@Lol-ik8xm]

He is my mann. That diary of a pimpy kid

[@smartass0124]

Hes embodyment of everything I'm trying avoid being as a man . being male 😢 even being so happy getting sex the fact I'm supposed to be just thinking of everything I've been thought as a male from every one 😡😠😠😡

[@DeathWatchChampion]

Just gonna leave kate beckinsale out of that huh

[@superfastgreasedpig3807]

@@DeathWatchChampion Kate is the hottest, but I would guess Ariana the best.

[@Mr.Deko86]

@@smartass0124 part of being a man is walking your own path and not worrying about what others expect from you.

[@mikecrain1195]

I've watched this at least 25 times flipping through utube.....funny every damn time lmao

[@xxxstormguyxxx]

Just found out Pete is leaving SNL… can’t stop watching his sketches. Good luck man!!! Much love

[@daphnecui4595]

And he's seeing Kate Beckinsale after Ariana Grande...My man.

[@Sammstar420]

Dayummm is he really with Kate beckinsale?!??

[@Couldbedumber]

They boy who lives My man

[@the1theonly_princesseri934]

They just broke up lol

[@Sammstar420]

@@the1theonly_princesseri934 awwww

[@sorellana2154]

@@the1theonly_princesseri934 i bet he'll find someone soon

[@rindarling]

he represented hope....he is the chosen one

[@-reprisal3137]

RinTluangi Ralte Malfoy...

[@jordananderson7463]

RinTluangi Ralte ok

[@roostersnow5162]

RinTluangi Ralte Scorpio king

[@Smartass012]

You do know it's easy to have your teacher I Highschool their practically sex dispensers

[@rashidkatifa2265]

Cant get enough of this skit😊

[@neelamshahzadi8161]

Yeah sketch is hilarious but why is no one talking about how gorgeous cecily strong is looking OMG love her

[@awesomeblaster5182]

3:46 MY MAN but as the way Denzel Washington says it 🤣

[@seven2211g]

I know right....you can't help but want to give dap when someone says it right.

[@fatdad64able]

Best scene.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingsalmon2315]

@Seth Organs kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3raYWCLbrSepKs All I had to do was search it on KZbin.

[@sofrshsocln4]

@Seth Organs ay if u wouldn't type it in fronta a group of blk ppl then don't type it- jk, slick

[@ProximalImp689]

Kenan thompson smh

[@DeconteeSarahBoe]

“That kid rules....at 16 I was still all about playing with legos” 😂😭

[@loafofbread9400]

I can relate to this my younger brother has autism aswell

[@noobmasters6913]

would you be saying the same thing if it was a male teacher and a female student

[@DeconteeSarahBoe]

@@noobmasters6913 it’s a line from a Comedy sketch, it’s not that deep 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@sjackson14777]

I'm reading and writing fanfiction at 16

[@ronaldmercer9616]

That's nothing, my wife's son is 40 has a government job that pays him 6 figures and has every Lego set known to man

[@jsh139]

I come back to watch this every October 3rd. Myy maann!

[@franklyn0110]

One of the best SNL skits of all time!❤

[@fantoonstic]

Kenan turning the sketch into solid gold as always.

[@Danny-cy5oe]

SamBam Kenan Thompson is my favorite out of all of the SNL cast

[@motrhead69]

Not really

[@wonderfulwenna2710]

SamBam With just that twinkle,and sly smile..😆

[@xXxB3astxXxSnipezxXx]

Hmm I’m glad he has fans but I don’t find him funny he always acts the same never changes his voice

[@wonderfulwenna2710]

Jordan May He’s beein’ heesself!😆

[@jsorrisone]

This skit doesn't ever get old.

[@TheBasher-_-]

Just like high schoolers. 😂🤣

[@furretthefuzzynoodle3896]

@@TheBasher-_-yes they do yes they do

[@TheBasher-_-]

@Furret The Fuzzy Noodle I don't even know why I made this gross ass joke. 😂 I think I was watching Family Guy and it was something Quagmire said. 😂🤣 So gross lmao.

[@furretthefuzzynoodle3896]

@@TheBasher-_- yeah a movie that family guy did a bit about….

[@thenewandrei4o94]

On the contrary, I can guarantee that it's gonna get removed from YT at some point in the future because this will be deemed too "insensitive"

[@paulbogart6845]

This never gets old. Legend

[@adamstanfield47]

Kenans face after the five hours was priceless

[@Steve27775]

Wow, that teacher's a total knock-out.

[@ianstephenson9721]

Cecily or Ronda?

[@nickkurtz512]

+Ian Stephenson Ronda obviously.

[@ianstephenson9721]

+Nick Kurtz I like what you did there

[@nickkurtz512]

Ian Stephenson Because we both she is the hotter teacher ;).

[@jackedface6883]

Pun intended

[@j.7949]

“My man” gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nwk.510]

666 likes

[@osmosisjones4912]

I would punsh a guy praised me my Man. After a mistake like this

[@Smartass012]

Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from High estrogen

[@lancethrust9488]

MY MANNNN !!!!!

[@mezzy6217]

little did he know he actually became the chosen one and hope ✊🏽🤝

[@wydpanda]

“So cheesy....” (giggles) *“Monsters!!!!”*

[@boxscorestuffer6217]

I have a friend who would do exactly that. It's hilarious man

[@razieltalos]

where were those teachers when i was in high school

[@garyco766]

@@razieltalos Sleeping with someone cooler than you (or me).

[@razieltalos]

@@garyco766 my teachers didnt look like that lol

[@JohnM-vh5bm]

The "monsters" cry-out cracks me up.

[@phillipwright1752]

I like how Pete Davidson starts laughing when he says "chosen one" hahaha

[@xanderaragon7059]

Why did they call him the revenant ? I don't get it

[@reynolrobinson2377]

Hell yeah

[@jordanjonesstoryfilms7254]

@@xanderaragon7059 basically Kids Calling him god. Lol

[@AMPryce]

One of my favorite all time clips from SNL lol

[@muP8085]

4:27 We'll take a short recess and then we'll resume testimony from.... *Mah Man* 😎

[@210p1us210equa1s420]

I'm changing my alias to, "Veloci-tapped-her.." that is all

[@rushiljohar4206]

I gave in at veloci tapped her!!!! Hahahahahahaha

[@robbiefrentz9427]

Roflmfao

[@pandathepitty8521]

I89OOOIiii[@[(@((@(@(@*#>[#[@[@[@[@]]k

[@theAlbertinator1]

"The Chosen One" 'King of Everything" "The Revenant" "Three's Humpany" "The Diary of a Pimpy Kid" "Veloci-tapped Her" "My man"

[@saeveonwoodard6576]

theAlbertinator1” but the way Denzel Washington says it”

[@forfeitthegame80]

Who the hell knew that this was Pete Davidson's actual life?

[@Ever443]

Had a friend that was sleeping with a teacher in high school, he was revered. And we all made A’s in that class, still my friend and hero

[@mzVivikaBam]

Pete is hilarious without even trying 😂😂😂

[@PayneKilla94]

Julie D so true

[@aarongurrola5108]

"Ok"

[@jamisojo]

@Jay Caldwell The guy who's comment you agreed with, had written something so dumb that he deleted it, apparently.

[@samuelhoman281]

" I felt like forrest gump when he ran across the country people followed him cuz he gave them hope" lmao classic

[@osmosisjones4912]

How is hard to sex a high school teacher.

[@Syed_Abrar_Uddin]

We need another version of this

[@JorgeMuller027]

"we take a short recess and then will resume the testimony from... MY MAN" that broke me so hard 🤣🤣

[@smartass0124]

I always felt gross being a boy . My mother would read me the tell him essay every night. It was horrible looking at myself with with big hideous grotesque pea ness . Until I met a girl who actually openly like D's she pointed out if they are so grossed out and Traumatized by D pics why do share them with their friends to laugh she explained we look funny and sometimes Jaulting not draining of energy. Like many feminist say . She took me to her friends for me to entertain them. Watch me play with it. I felt good about myself for a CHANGE for once .for like a minute.then I felt wrong. I don't want one of those guys enforcing our own oppression. Proud how much he hates himself. But I don't wanna n be a man who either. I want to find some lucky girl to offer myself to

[@avilealdri]

Lmfao when he said "they called me the chosen one...." he almost broke character haha. Started bugging himself. Love when comedians cant handle the joke themselves.

[@Smartass012]

If you owe ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus after this Corona blows over . It's just gonna go to your Highschool teacher so don't even bother

[@Gcool243]

Kenan really makes this sketch even better than it already was

[@THNF89]

Gcool243 my man

[@lukemillen7486]

Gcool243 my man

[@qschmitz13]

Gcool243 my man

[@Maddie-ro3vd]

Gcool243 my man

[@superslug2563]

my man

[@tadeuazevedo149]

And how did your classmates find out about the encounter? “I believe from me telling the story to anyone who would listen” hahaha

[@smartass0124]

We got gender dynamics bawards. a car that can take fuel from many tanks will go very fare but a tank that gives it's fuel to easy to to many cars will quickly run out

[@razorback9926]

@@smartass0124 You should change your name from Smartass to Dumbass.

[@40kedge]

“How did the other students find out? “ I believe from me. I told anyone that would listen” 🤣🤣🤣

[@kuroospointyhair2096]

1:54 I love how he almost called him Mr Davidson

[@EffingtonCouldBe]

Rousey with glasses... ME , "I'm suddenly VERY interested."

[@13christbane]

yeah without them she is ok. with them. god damn.

[@EffingtonCouldBe]

@@13christbane 😂😂😂

[@dhirajgawande007]

Seriously 😂

[@albertgaspar627]

true, like many actresses, without makeup we barely recognize them on the street.

[@EffingtonCouldBe]

@@albertgaspar627 She can look really different sometimes! ☺

[@grantpaisley9012]

Holy crap. The funniest sketch ever.

[@beazek]

waiting for more sequels!!! xD

[@johndoe-xu1on]

its fucking gay the old school would have gone with the judge banging the,m and it being released later on through the court trail, the bailiff, the lawyer and everyone the court would have came out with banging them then it would have been funny

[@CasperTheTryHard]

john doe please seek psychiatric care

[@laurenshmits9734]

+john doe you are like KZbin cancer.

[@johndoe-xu1on]

WhereTheFuckIAm? please watch some of the Will Ferrell cast they were much more funnier than these skits, except for witnesses pool boy skit that was funny

[@dvallejo16]

Right next to the sketch of I need more cow bell this is one of the best

[@ransavage4194]

Top 250 greatest skits of all time of SNL

[@christoppherg]

"my man" that's what I thought when he got engaged with Ariana Grande...

[@armalite1576]

@@waltersobchak300 mac had an addiction, the addiction killed him not ariana grande

[@armalite1576]

@@waltersobchak300 and she wouldn't marry pete davinson to hurt mac, she was literally private messaging him to take care of himself a couple days prior

[@armalite1576]

@@waltersobchak300 oh you're just a really shit troll

[@martyjohnston397]

Hahahaha............

[@greatawol]

@@waltersobchak300 you clearly haven't been keeping up with the news

[@alenagallagher6631]

“The chosen one “

[@raveenaramnani8300]

Alena Gallagher I found this super hilarious 😂😂

[@JustLikeJet]

Beloved “Velocitapper”

[@MrChileno13]

xD

[@bud-9668]

@@JustLikeJet It was "Velocitappedher"

[@krowbarlungburn9873]

Never gets old.

[@mauricecobb2571]

That was the second coolest thing I did that ....the Judge.....I see what you did......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣