Criminal Lawyer Reacts to Teejayx6 - Swipe Story

Criminal Lawyer Reacts to Swipe Story by Teejayx6
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[@what2039]

Imagine Bruce used to be in the trenches so he became a lawyer and use all his knowledge 😂

[@angelverde7741]

Wtf 😂😂

[@Unknown-ch000]

Lmaooo

[@confidential5776]

LMAO i wouldn't be surprised the man don't fw snitches and had the strap to his left a few vids back

[@sentfromheaven00]

@@confidential5776 Yea and he knows like every crime and gang ever even ones in the UK

[@PROBENICCOMPS]

🤣

[@divinechris]

His cousin works at Walmart and she lets him go thru the exit to leave without saying anything that's what he meant by slide

[@dolokeyzah8626]

Still sus

[@suacyjorjor4477]

Lmao fr

[@iiviiziionzz7925]

Fr lmao I see a lot of that too dudes fuckin they cuzins on the low low. Fr. N some that talk bout it like it's nothing I couldn't even if she was remotely related even if she's a 4th cuzin. No family reguardless. Unless u in the real swamps lmao 🤣

[@Stincs.]

@@dolokeyzah8626 😂😂😂

[@divinechris]

@@suacyjorjor4477 yeah but she gets paid as well for that

[@andreb8137]

This don't even sound like a song lmao he just straight talking lol

[@_RobBanks]

Right. 😹

[@CertifiedCritique247]

Finally someone says it lol

[@aaronsyrovatka2859]

It’s straight heat bruh

[@anthonysmith8900]

Its a instruction manual

[@carkid7640]

@@_RobBanks q

[@Saeso1800]

LMAO “I’m guessing he meant sex with his cousin”

[@handlethatboi]

nah bro he had me weak loll

[@walkemdown3711]

He sick

[@twinrickss]

he’s a weirdo

[@Gunny]

🤣🤣🤣

[@StuartJuggernaut]

I think he meant sliding in the store but the line is still sus asf lmao

[@ladariseflowers3426]

When he was talking about he think he talking about he has relations with his cousin had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Juan-n]

What was the rapper trying to say if it wasnt incest

[@grantmitchell4999]

Aye what was he saying

[@ttb2356]

@@Juan-n that his cousin let's him use her card/account, then just reports it as stolen. Basic card cracking shit

[@deagle2yadome696]

@@Juan-n he is saying that his cousin is down to scam with him anytime. she lets him slide (come thru) anytime he wants. they make money together etc

[@gluee8674]

@@ttb2356 every scammer use their cousin to scam

[@PANDERF]

This man is literally “Genius: Lyrics and Meaning”

[@HedonisticHarv]

Cap

[@wileystyle]

When he says his cousin lets him slide anytime he wants he means she works them and let’s him slide a stolen credit card.

[@IronIsKing]

@@wileystyle His cousin works at walmart so she lets him swipe

[@kof2645]

@@HedonisticHarv no

[@BukkfrmdaYo]

@@IronIsKing no, she dont work there

[@Choskiii23]

"This is a little weird"😭

[@toocensored2600]

I was dying 😂

[@Choskiii23]

@@toocensored2600 ong😂

[@SenseTalk1017]

This is hilarious

[@zachl2084]

This man is about to take over the rap reaction game 😂

[@rippeduplonny3870]

No cap

[@Cashmere__]

Deadass he might because its useful information and its comedy at the same time

[@blackforceenergy6481]

@@Cashmere__ he literally says the obvious stuff everybody knows

[@Cashmere__]

@@blackforceenergy6481 True but what it shows is that the law system understands what is going on from the lingos to the black terminology and what information they would deem important in cases where they would have to defend a rapper

[@lilbig948]

@@blackforceenergy6481 obviously not everyone knows if these rappers keep getting locked up for self snitching🤣

[@malikdagoatxxl5672]

the intro already had me laughing I stg😭😭

[@habibamadou7623]

Ong bro this shit funny af

[@lildannyboi13]

so what he mean when he say his cousin let him slide

[@Misfitmj_]

Slide is sliding the card

[@deagle2yadome696]

@@lildannyboi13 she’s down to let him come through and scam together whenever

[@deagle2yadome696]

@@Misfitmj_ slide=come thru

[@abab1247]

"Let me tell yall about this one time at walmart" the way teejay says it is hilarious af 😂

[@Flossyvill]

Odeee

[@3ddythagoat3ddythagoat47]

😂😂😂

[@FBCSkript]

I know we all had the same reaction when we saw this video 🤣

[@drewwithguns]

Fuckin Goofball 😂

[@GullyLethalz675]

Someone needs to @teejayx6 right now...he needs to see this 😆

[@richmassacre]

YES BRO 😹

[@montaewilliams9174]

Clarifications: 0:00 "she let me slide anytime and im loving that" he means that his cousin works at walmart and she will help him buy the merchandise without suspicion 5:00 "they catch me next day with my plug next day flipping" scammers/burglars sell technological merchandise such as laptops/tablets to someone called a plug. doesn't mean he snitched, it means that while selling the merchandise to the plug they get busted, there is no mention of him snitching.

[@thenewwave9684]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHq4l3x5jNSnd6s✅

[@auxsesh7243]

the line about his cousin is referring to her always being available to do scams for him

[@thenewwave9684]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKamfYyBZ9B1is0✅

[@flexoperations4228]

Stfu

[@user-wr6xc2ee9w]

Perfect grammar on dis shi

[@deadbodybaby1]

Nah bro it’s referring to having sex with his cousin did you not hear a lawyer just explain it to you

[@LilZyBIGMONEY900]

@@deadbodybaby1 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4qYkH1-g7tmn5I

[@zoobiezaa]

“The governments cases on these things are always solved by snitches” smh 🤦‍♂️

[@igethighhighhigh]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@De6d]

the feds have a 98-99% conviction rate, and its because they throw big numbers at people and in return they snitch. most people arent gonna take a 25 to life charge on the chin. most wont even wanna do 10 years let alone 5. people gonna snitch to benefit themselves over your situation.

[@zoobiezaa]

@@De6d yea I know how it works but they just saying shit to scare all you gotta say is fuck u I want to speak to my lawyer...

[@De6d]

@@zoobiezaa see the thing is with feds is so scary is that it’s the nastiest and most ruthless prosecutors and they will burry you in court fines and fees and lawyer fees. Which will ultimately lead you to not having any money to continue fighting your case and eventually you gotta take a reduced plea deal before it goes to trial. If it goes to trial the chance of winning is far far lower than normal felony cases. And if you lose the trial you are gonna take the full amount of time they throw ur way since the judge will approve it.

[@zoobiezaa]

@@De6d dont be broke then and if you are still not an excuse to snitch... you decided to become involved in it whether its drugs or scams... so take responsibility don't dodge it and throw it on other people who solid enough not to get caught... and you know everyone gets a layer even if you can't afford one

[@michaelmatthews5319]

“So This is a little weird; He says about his cousin; she lets me slide any time she wants... I’d assume that means he’s having sex with his cousin?” 🤣

[@michaelmatthews5319]

@Joshua Keel FACTS!

[@Khanso1o]

That’s exactly what made me sub to this channel, he had me laughing hard as shit lmaoo

[@mohammadhabib9645]

Someone get this man to a mil already, this channel is literally the only reason I watch KZbin anymore.

[@rez1k199]

Found him out the blue and instant subscription lol

[@liberationwasalie2982]

youtube hot garbage

[@392Skies-rp4kg]

found him on reddit

[@soop3r872]

@@rez1k199 fr

[@rez1k199]

@@soop3r872 asap

[@FmtPokemonCards]

No one: Teejayx6: lemme tell you about this time about this lawyer

[@observantmonkey4055]

lmao

[@princememphis7726]

"I'll be with my plug, next-day flippin'''" .... Its a play on the previous "next day" shipping and the "flipping" is flippoing the stolen goods for clean money

[@pourinquali]

yea idk wtf he was talkin about snitchin and some other shit

[@miket.8528]

Agreed. I think this shows why scam rappers can openly talk about so much. The slang gets lost in translation for so much of it so they can say it means whatever they want. Shits crazy!! 😂

[@kristianrubio9989]

This nigga bruce a ham bro 🤣

[@lulslump5046]

Fax but Uk he’s white so yeah

[@latoshastanfield5523]

Smh White people break their necks to understand slang and by the time you all learn our slang we’ve invented something new usually when white people start using the slang we know it’s time to stop using it

[@tjti2631]

“So we have him here in the Walmart “

[@delano6584]

You all done let this man react to teejay😭😭

[@deagle2yadome696]

lol

[@PROBENICCOMPS]

Fr

[@leonjustleon]

🤣

[@Bainebroo]

Right it’s overr

[@thenewwave9684]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/anyVk6SwiJl3r68✅

[@henrythang07]

Let’s go u did my request 💪🏾😂

[@duffyrecords6030]

Jkk

[@kevinkembile3861]

Why would you request this dog shit

[@malikdiff]

@@kevinkembile3861 😂😂

[@queplayzz7011]

Cap

[@kingsize6612]

Nah a lot waited

[@abdullahinasrudin2086]

At this point this a actually hood lesson and this is our teacher

[@Del_116]

Yea good defense lawyer the streets best friend

[@joshuamarcano350]

Hood lesson? Come on brother.

[@Herofixtv]

@@joshuamarcano350 I was thinking like you , dude never sniffed the hood .

[@adamrabideau2983]

Lmao 😂

[@707nicky9]

2:01 “ there’s a thing called scamming”

[@YoungSleepless]

💀💀💀

[@shkeited]

react to "Dead B*****", by FBG duck.

[@eselmundoa1wao895]

this

[@ihateyougawth9146]

yes.

[@keithdwill90]

More people need to like it.. he doesn’t see it under every other video lol

[@joshlaw7159]

Deadass just looked up if he had reacted to it 😂 I bet he will soon though

[@jalensmith4652]

And fbg duck slide

[@teejay2634]

At 5:00 “ they catch me somewhere with my plug next day flipping” don’t mean he snitching that mean he flipping the products to his plug 🔌 for money😂

[@RightousAdversary]

Lmaoo this not Bruce best work ngl

[@polob1318]

@@RightousAdversary Nbs but teejay did say he be makin his lyrics to where you don’t kno what he talkin about 😂

[@jayjohnson8265]

That part pissed me off. Bro do not understand Ebonics at all.

[@BigDogBNB]

So you just gon tell him the lingo huh?

[@user-ld2sb8pr5n]

😭😭😭😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣‼️

[@dizzytv6379]

This guy was rapping step by step 😭😭

[@harmlesshypothesisnetwork3336]

To the point to where it don’t even rhyme 😂 these dude’s aren’t even trying

[@keezy2swag]

“Catch me with the plug the next day flipping” doesn’t mean he’s mad because he’s snitching lol it means teejay is taking the money he got from scamming to the plug to buy drugs and flip the money lmao 😂

[@wero1848]

Point out the one he got wrong not the 15 he got right smh hatin

[@RiquoSuave410]

@@wero1848 he was saying the most obvious shit ever. And he got a bunch of bars wrong. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about at all.

[@jojotho2480]

He is a lawyer, he isn't an expert on the latest ebonics. Him getting shit wrong is actually funny and it makes him more endearing

[@Twon0706]

🐀

[@natenate2280]

@@RiquoSuave410 he more in the shit than anybody in this weak ass comment section LMFAO he gets some people their life back after a mistake might as well respect him

[@acrasis]

2 mins uploaded and already comments saying “nice video” wtf 💀

[@_Admire]

Niggas ain’t een watch the video yet🤣

[@LISBONKULT]

they already know its a fire ass video

[@johnnyfrankenstein0123]

@@LISBONKULT if its a criminal defense lawyer reacting to teejayx6 you just cant not know that the video is gonna be hilarious

[@LISBONKULT]

@@johnnyfrankenstein0123 I didn't say it was gonna be hilarious wtf???

[@thenewwave9684]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/anyVk6SwiJl3r68

[@MankeyGamez]

Why y’all got this man dissecting teejayx6 ☠️

[@dannyjoseph1905]

Wow just know I had to subscribe to this channel lmfao this breakdown was hilarious and on point

[@abdullahinasrudin2086]

Lmaoo why does it feel like I'm watching the lawyer from boondocks

[@gerarddunne956]

The start has me dead🤣

[@thenewwave9684]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKamfYyBZ9B1is0✅

[@RemyAlmighty]

I be wanting to correct him so bad but I don’t promote snitchin 😂🚫🧢

[@deagle2yadome696]

lol

[@Deuce6800]

Man U got a pic on your channel holding hella cards u already snitched on yourself 🤣🤣🤣

[@deagle2yadome696]

@@Deuce6800 lmfaoo expose him! expose heeeeeeem 🤣🤣🤣

[@deagle2yadome696]

he’s right tho u wylin big bruh delete that

[@Tyler_255]

Card swiping rat

[@Minato-]

I requested this!! Thanks for reacting to it.

[@uzimarmolejos3232]

Great Video like always 💯 Im kinda surprised that he didnt only kno about opps and murders but also scamming

[@NikGL2]

I haven't watched yet but I already know im gonna be dying w this man's reaction

[@babygl871]

Yesssirrr just found your channel today you a top 5 now 😂🦾

[@lazerdon2856]

Noooo Bruce when he says “slides” he doesn’t mean having sex with his cousin😭

[@734wheeler5]

He knows lol

[@dramanediop7757]

I was waiting on this 😂😂😂😂

[@idonotexist_]

🔥🔥🔥 And again, CONGRATS on surpassing the 100k mark Bruce! That silver plaque is going to be VERY well deserved, and you're going to end up collecting them as your sub count keeps rising 🔥🔥🔥 Much love from the 612!

[@TrellRellTheFactor]

The kings stays the king

[@missionarymoses]

*this just became my favorite youtube channel* ‼️

[@purpledogg2073]

Thank u we really ñeeded this one

[@idontexist3514]

Been waiting for this one

[@alitv4854]

this man breaks these bars down more than these youtubers

[@joshuamarcano350]

No bars just a idiot with studio time.

[@kalebllamas63]

I think he's having relations with his cousin 😂😂

[@osamanohoes]

Been waiting for this brucey

[@innocentray4021]

He’s literally making an handbook for da “ rookies dummy scam break down “😭🙆🏿‍♂️

[@slingo7033]

The first 12 seconds of the video😂. You really had to start off like that.

[@ayeitsayla4834]

When he said she let me slide anytime . Like she let him get away with it, she helps him

[@vhs3898]

I been waiting for this 🤞🏿

[@thepalewitchn7694]

Any songs you put up here im putting on my playlist

[@deagle2yadome696]

the line means his cousin is down to scam anytime

[@Twon0706]

🐀

[@deagle2yadome696]

@@Twon0706 lmaoooo clown

[@deagle2yadome696]

@realstory 78 nah

[@ThatBoyDrowzy]

No it means leave whenever he wants too

[@Youledasf]

he listened to the wrong song he should've reacted to dark web

[@LilReeskii]

You da police 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Youledasf]

@@LilReeskii boy how tf am i da police when i made a suggestion u goofy he talks about the same thing on his other song

[@Youledasf]

@@LilReeskii “yOu dA pOliCE” shutcho ass up

[@Youledasf]

@@LilReeskii who tf josephine?

[@Youledasf]

@@LilReeskii I don’t care ab yo opinion anyways think what u think

[@syrettanelsonn1038]

Blicky bruce at it again. Good shit yo.

[@GOABT]

😂😂😂😂😂the Teejay one is the one I’ve been waiting on

[@gsterling4114]

0 dislikes let’s go Bruce! Keep up the grind everyone seems to love it

[@Ivs.97]

This man is funny when he explains a lyric 😂😂😂 he goes deepdeep

[@Khanso1o]

I subbed the first 10 seconds of watching this video 😂😂

[@derrickreed8850]

THIS..... THIS is absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣

[@glocktavious]

React to *Kts Von* Kill to survive

[@Gabbo-lv3zo]

I remember goin crazy wid da tech😂 Demonic song that bro love it good shout

[@glocktavious]

@@Gabbo-lv3zo facts 😈

[@Malik-ft7oe]

@@glocktavious he should react to street life. He was in the kitchen wit it

[@glocktavious]

@@Malik-ft7oe facts tho lol he was cooking crack

[@Outthewaygunplay]

Kobe pack

[@YMG-Herb]

Damn Bruce is really a legend out here

[@dillonfishing]

Yoooooooo my boy made it

[@joshw6792]

Great content

[@porkchop3352]

Oh my God this one’s gonna be crazy

[@CandyBag]

“This is called scamming” 😭

[@kevinwhite818]

Hands down top tier content right here

[@Micheal-vy3vz]

First time here bru u funny asl

[@noahwins777]

when he says the plug has him “next day flippin” he means that the iphones being express shipped have a guaranteed buyer upon arrival

[@bigcheckcalling3499]

3:13 damn teejay 💀

[@tjmcavoy-jensen871]

This is brilliant

[@witchsquad3324]

Instant subscribe, thank you KZbin algorithm

[@deagle2yadome696]

6:40 i don’t see anyone talking about this in the comments. this man been through some things

[@bomitchell1790]

He had a chick out here getting to it 😂

[@deagle2yadome696]

@@bomitchell1790 hadda give back all the Christmas gifts 🤣 she was swipin swipin

[@user-ld2sb8pr5n]

💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ikpesaekevi5373]

I haven’t watched the video yet, but I know it’s going to be wild.

[@ooz3421]

I never clicked so fast 😂😂 tryna see this lawyer talk about scamming

[@xRAGEWITHTERRORx]

Already know the is video bout to be a banger lmao

[@egrayy9500]

This man is funny without trying

[@ricklarios4008]

Teejay watching this laughing his ass off 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@newyorkmime3287]

They catch me with the plug flipping 🤣🤣🤣🤣 am dead Yoo

[@russiancheems2275]

POV: youre Teejay in court and your lawyer is reviewing the video as evidence

[@WiiSnipers4Life]

Dude was rapping off beat the whole time 😂😂🤦‍♂️

[@samuel-fi7qi]

Dry talking 💀😂

[@WiiSnipers4Life]

Lmao fr, I thought this was a song. He just talking on a beat 😂😂 he should of made a podcast or sum shit

[@siyahxo]

@@WiiSnipers4Life that’s just his flow. unique, doesn’t sound like anybody

[@noahali206]

He meant his cousin let him slide to stores any time , she gives him rides and plays her part

[@harrydavid30]

I love these fucking vids man keep making these sit down videos

[@jrtheone1764]

This one of the funniest reaction videos 😂😂😂

[@kingslum2342]

"a REAL lawyer" shots fired

[@MrRushDat]

He’s getting 1 million in a year I’m calling it!

[@awnkh1]

seen this in my recommended and knew i had to watch it 😭

[@GetFreshStupidEnt]

YOU SIR IS FUNNY ASF FOR THIS🤣🤣🤣

[@sosaxox]

guys he’s talking, because he explaining how to do it😭

[@Jj-mu6hg]

He be having the straightest face when saying the funniest things 😂😂

[@thegamingprimate1203]

First video I saw from you

[@Lucid874]

This channel is a genius idea

[@thetrashcanman7537]

She let me slide at any time and I’m loving that- that is a reference to her being complicit and helping with the scams at anytime she will ride he goes on to say you do the math” as in she helps him double up

[@Twon0706]

🐀

[@thetrashcanman7537]

@@Twon0706 🤡

[@Twon0706]

@@thetrashcanman7537 I rather be a clown than be on a lawyer page helping him decode shit that can put somebody in jail.. goofy ass

[@HastyThots]

@@Twon0706 If he cared about it being decoded I don't think he'd waste his time pushing out a music video, Its not rocket science, the tittle of the song alone is enough to make him suspect.

[@kevingeezy5176]

dude just think when they say "auntie, uncle, cousin" they mean they actual family lol

[@JimmyHoncho]

"In other words" gets me everytime 😂😂😂

[@DanielPizarro184]

never stop making these

[@frnotlouratchett3733]

Me after 3 hours on yt: "gonna take a nap" CLR: *uploads* Me: "sleep is for the weak"

[@pro_154]

"my cousin let me slide" refers to him leaving the scam early

[@lostdapack]

Lmaooo dis channels gonna blow up I'm dead

[@Aman-ft1vp]

That lighting is phenomenal

[@zdesmos]

you should react to "Comethazine - Just Saying" that would be an interesting one