Cringey Imagines 2

[@theo8675]

"are you ready for first night?!" I've....I've had nights before

[@mea5989]

This made me audibly laugh

[@SophieJackson1993]

m b Same.

[@afnansaputrihilal5055]

I think someone who wrote it just translate non-english term to english. For example, there's a term in bahasa " Malam Pertama ". Most of indonesian, they're tryna stay away from premarital sex so when they're married there will be a " Malam Pertama " which means, the first time for them doing-- you know, sex. And they usually do that at the first night of their wedding day. So if you translate " Malam Pertama " to english, it'll be " First Night " :)

[@meganhind1010]

thalita paula *gasp*

[@ixichil]

ash luna i think ive heard my parents say that before-

[@hannahlalala2756]

“I’m so glad my legs aren’t on camera right now” *immediately shows legs*

[@hannahlovestheoffice6595]

Hannah Lalala we have the same name

[@wasgeorgewashington]

Hannah Loves The Office I love the office too

[@parkchimmin7913]

Oh hey, I’m here to ruin the chain of Hannahs

[@hanaboskova]

@@hannahlovestheoffice6595 do you know... its a palindrome? who can say that? maybe bob and otto.

[@hanaboskova]

@Hanna Curlee hanna ftw :) Hannas are good persons :D

[@Filthynoko]

“Babe look she has your eyes” “Give them back now”

[@iconhills7856]

HAJSJISJSKSJA

[@majdsvtwonwoo2842]

BABAHAHAHAHAHA

[@pearl92391]

Lmao

[@laurelkendun]

what’s that from lmaoo

[@weepingclown]

PL,Z,ZAKASJSHGAHSB

[@consentclub8431]

12 year-old fangirls had no right being this funny 😭😭 I remember finding these in 2012 and totally losing my shit

[@sonyblade8371]

Imagines walked so povs could run.

[@oosberry158]

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH im lonely BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@elleofhearts8471]

and reactions can fly

[@liahamilton8931]

Facts

[@violetleiva6319]

YAASSSS

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

X reader stayed behind to let the race run smoothly

[@ryanhoughton8677]

I feel like a lot of these are by people writing as fast as they can before their parents see what they're doing

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

“Ok, almost done. Honey what are you doing? Nothing mom!”

[@stormyrosebud2878]

The more imagines he reads, the more and more this seems to ring true! 😂😂

[@aizsniperi]

Omg YEs

[@beepboop7090]

A lot of people are none native english speaker too.

[@suditii]

Radiates same energy as people quickly closing wattpad when parents walk in you reading smut

[@luxi7193]

The slow pan down to reveal the picture of Ed Sheeran was absolutely Terrifying

[@miamonarrez9321]

😂😭Swearrr

[@wrapmonster3884]

Actually 😂

[@Ace-cw2oh]

The picture of Ed Sheeran itself was terrifying.

[@trinitygonzales2648]

honestlyyyy💀💀💀

[@JackSpasojevich]

I read this comment before seeing it and thought to myself *haha I wonder what this is about* fuck that is horrendous I am so scared

[@led_draws91]

5:24 is it just me or is Ed Sherman’s face slowly appearing on screen the funniest shit ever

[@the.mind.electric]

pretty late to this but you ain't alone

[@izakiisdead]

ED SHERMAN

[@raphaeldave]

"sherman" 💀

[@fandomchild_ws]

*E D S H E R M A N -*

[@reii69420]

Who tf is ed sherman😭

[@MoNotNique]

The slow reveal of ed’s face makes me so wildly uncomfortable

[@carlottaqualizza7616]

I'm chocking right now AHAHHAHAHA

[@kaylgp]

Carlotta Qualizza chock chock chock chock chock chock

[@cayleebagtas5842]

His face his was weird in the picture

[@alex-fs9yt]

SAME

[@Perchance24]

The children are fast, but Ed Sheeran is faster.

[@gayforkatekane2.0]

Kurtis: "wow i'm glad no one can see my outfit" Also Kurtis: **shows outfit**

[@lovinakoppen1692]

Yain't wrong

[@jaden4499]

I have those pants😬

[@chiathepooh]

he should’ve let us IMAGINE his outfit

[@kentaewonuxuxi432]

I was gonna say that omg 😂😂 Kurtiiis wyd xD

[@ashleywinston984]

me: literally wearing the EXACT same pants

[@Luenysgo]

“Did an accident together” just sounds like they made a kid together.

[@annabethchase4582]

EXACTLY what I thought 😂

[@sophiaplayzd7176]

Annabeth Chase same

[@shawna9308]

🤣💀

[@geriatric.turtle6599]

that’s what i thought!! 😂

[@remuslupin1713]

maya yaser oh god that’s be sad

[@heckoffmate1392]

I love this one satirical imagine account, and I'll never forget one of the imagines was "POV you fall and break your neck and (Character) tries to hold back his laughter"

[@catz_circus]

I remember I saw a Wilbur soot imagine on Pinterest and it said something along the lines of “imagine Wilbur soot gave you guitar lessons and you pretend to not understand it to spend more time with him and he breaks the guitar on your head and kills you” and I remember laughing at the sheer absurdity of it

[@louisverysilly]

​@@catz_circusI SAW A SIMILIAR ONE BEFORE THE CRIME "Imagine Wilbur is learning you how to play the guitar, you fail and he insults you and bashes your head in with his guitar."

[@k-uwu-su]

Imagine, you're walking down the street and you feel someone grab your shoulders and whisper in your ear. It's Kurtis, and he softly whispers: "Extra Greeting ™"

[@tapozadian]

HAHAHA

[@margiecoleman1334]

THE BRANDING

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

your profile pic tho

[@addwasabitomycoffee]

That's scary

[@oosberry158]

I wan't

[@allydef]

Imagine: You’re falling asleep at night. Suddenly, Noel Miller floats in through the window. He slowly leans into your ear and whispers, “wanna hear my ethnicity test results?”

[@alejandra-kv1fe]

This comment deserves more likes hahahhaha

[@user-de3cw5fm1y]

PLEASE I NEEDT O KNOW

[@azras7200]

GOODBYE

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

Absolutely

[@pingnixon-hermansen5046]

that's goddam terrifying

[@camii_kceres]

The funniest about the "yourman" imagine is that 1D actually has a song that says "I can't be no superman but for you I'll be superhuman"

[@TheNoobler]

I wanna save your heart from these terrifying imagines... toniiight. They'll only break you, leave you torn apart... OH.

[@themyofmy]

why did my brain instantly go to reganomics by lemon demon 🕳_🕳

[@kayleymps]

"you should open your eyes but they stay closed" yes. they are staying closed, i'm not reading these lmaoo

[@spiltmilk0204]

@@themyofmy _are you unhappy girl with this confusing world where everything you earn is getting left to burn if it were up to me then living would be free and i can give you that and i can give you that_

[@RF666]

BRUH NOT ME JUST FINDING OUT THAT 1D MEANS ONE DIRECTION

[@amouryong]

As an nctzen idk if I should be happy or terrified abt Kurtis reading one of our Mark memes word for word and then laughing abt it

[@forklee5449]

I frl stopped breathing for a second

[@olivercharles2930]

Weirdo.

[@sotsunade]

i was like !? and ran to the comments like what are the odds

[@yutastimetoshine]

and of course it's classic mark stan humour

[@lovingbia]

mark lee stans are actually wild 😭

[@bigpp6971]

the word “dude” was made for this guy

[@chloet9357]

STOP COPYING THIS COMMENT OMGGG

[@daisyramos5631]

Facts.

[@macaronicheese8721]

@@chloet9357 it's possible for people to come up with the same things. Happens all the time

[@RoachDoggJR4200]

the word “dude” was made for this guy

[@elle7629]

i thought you were me

[@froyodoesmusic]

Imagine: You respect the celebrity you have had a crush on and respect their boundaries, and that celebrity respects you for that.

[@sugar-and-stardust]

YES PLEASE

[@thine.]

if only it was like that 😔

[@0rbeez]

😳😳 got me worked up like damn 🥵 better mark this comment NSFW

[@aldentetoes130]

THANK YOU. Sometimes I stop liking being a directioner bc of shit like this.

[@somethingrandom6606]

@@aldentetoes130 Stans are absolute horrible people. But the song slaps

[@nishaprakash2592]

Imagine: you fall from the last floor of the tallest building and suffer multiple fractures and when you're dead on the ground harry comes by in his Lamborghini and runs over you. He then gives you chest compressions and says "I'm sorry darling"

[@bunnybug3996]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤☠❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Silveraro]

I saw the intro and thought: there’s only one direction this video can go

[@Gorf1929]

👀

[@epushzp]

This comment is very underrated

[@ORGANPARTY]

*cues laughtrack*

[@image_not_uploaded]

*cues seinfeld theme*

[@-mars.]

*cues drum solo*

[@hudsonreynolds4349]

"If there's Sub-will, there's a Sub-way" that needs to become a slogan lol

[@No-ci7he]

Idk man, ''Eat ass'' seems like a difficult one to beat if we're talking slogan possibilities...

[@annahamvas6466]

Let's not forget, " If your gonna post 'em, we're allowed to roast 'em".

[@alexandradunspaugh162]

That's it. I will say this forever now. No context needed.

[@jrmcgrifster1606]

Or a poster

[@ysabelgarza1680]

Hudson Reynolds CEO of Sub-will Sub-way

[@gombriela]

we as a society cannot let “phil e. cheesesteak” go unnoticed

[@eliraeclipse2435]

I love your profile of cute Luke lmao

[@adrisyoon]

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS EVERYTHINGGG

[@AngstyRat]

Idc about star wars but for some reason I just love your pfp it's so *aestheticccc*

[@eddiecameron7973]

I love how all three of these replies have nothing to do with the actual comment

[@mckennadevore8692]

Eddie Cameron it’s almost like they are.. letting it go unnoticed

[@meiko748]

Imagine: you come home from a party, Jungcook sees you and asks "where were you?" You reply "out" so Jungcook slams you against the wall, knocking you out, then he says "now who's really out"

[@Yourhandleneedstobeatleast]

Cook??? 😭😭🤌🏻🤌🏻

[@MonolithicCyanTsunami]

Im screaming lmfaoooo now whos really out

[@alarmlessRifleman]

Good one pal

[@Samuel-rk3vq]

I REMEMBER THAT, WASN'T IT ON TT

[@meiko748]

@@Samuel-rk3vq yesssz

[@mozzarellacheese4233]

Liam: I’m a superhero, guess my name Girl: Ironman? Spider-Man? Liam: *smile fades into skin * Slender man

[@sagittariusvexa8396]

mozzarella cheese, DUDE HOLY SHIt. I just spit my fuckin water out because of this.

[@fernandas.48]

That’s a good one 😂

[@luj12222]

666 likes

[@rubertha5203]

😂😂😂😂

[@sarahfromtheneverland9001]

OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

[@tunsofbuns8325]

"It's baby this, baby that who are you Justin Bieber."

[@ssssssiiimmmaaaaaaaa]

N00B47 I DIED

[@acompletedisaster9334]

N00B47 that was like the best part of the vid

[@georgekern7334]

Your sense of humor is literally the most perfect thing to exist.

[@Demonslayer-64]

What about Danny Gonzales?

[@dee6294]

Yes

[@annalee1847]

Kristian Alexis lol THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON -get it the song that Danny made hahaha I’m so funny-

[@umhi1996]

you mean the second most perfect thing? him being the first :')

[@vylemsobotka3653]

He's the CEO of bad puns

[@sienagreaney4649]

this man needs a danger warning on his videos. i'm athsmatic and constantly struggle to breathe bc i'm laughing so hard. thanks kurtis.

[@annasherwood9723]

Imagine: Niall Horan is crawling inside your ear. You try to tell him to stop but he is in there.

[@freshlybakedsporks]

a classic

[@I_love_dr_stone]

Is he normal sized, or did he shrink

[@crrobee3966]

“is he normal sized”

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

@@I_love_dr_stone yes

[@emiliew5553]

this one is a classic

[@Joshvv66]

Imagine: harry is making you breakfast, when you're done, you look at Harry, and he is just muscle tissue and blood "harry where is your skin" and he says " what did you think was the wrap bread

[@Nicolas-sd4yk]

Omfg I’m going to go thr0w up now 😍 /lh

[@lemonsugaru8166]

I love this surrealist nightmare of an imagine that you have created

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

It was a great timing reading this at 10 PM. Guess who's having nightmares tonight!

[@eddiefairbanks6265]

I was imagining you saying that in the same tone as "harry where is the milk"

[@tvstatic5822]

oh

[@kait8935]

that slow reveal of ed sheerans face was the scariest thing ever i'm WHEEZING

[@tori3840]

Kaitlynn I’M LAUGHING SO HARD HAHA

[@garrettwells6456]

When I saw the red hair.. I thought it was Reba so imagine my surprise when Ed Sheeran was slowly revealed

[@zahreenhraharja]

Kaitlynn *(WHEEZE)*

[@jennlca]

HONESTLY

[@paisley4197]

Garrett Wells imagine: your boyfriend, reba, coming in and beating up the bullies. then singing a country song for you because you’re being bullied for your dead mom

[@toomanyfandomstohandle]

8:11 The Mark cameo was crazy ijbol. I realised that nctzens sound weird to people who aren't in the fandom because of their crazy humor lmao.

[@dorkchops]

Imagine: standing at the kurtistown border and but the gaurd doesn't give you a extra greeting

[@tatianamarie4926]

Aimiko you’re everywhere and i support it

[@berrroottheskeleton6864]

That would be heartbreaking! I can't!

[@daydreamishh]

Yee yee😔

[@NightmareJuggalette5]

Imagine: Kurtis whispers “yee yee” in your ear every night before you fall asleep

[@feet4557]

I’d pay a million dollars for that

[@mizalina3322]

Terrifying.

[@spaceg4e]

Sarah Brownell MizaLina Two types of people

[@spaceg4e]

At last, he is able to do what he came to do. He runs to your eardrum and shouts “F O L K S” and proceeds to slap your eardrum with all his might.

[@erinlake7255]

InducedPsychosis poor Jenna lmao

[@guytorie]

That slow reveal of Ed Sheeran's odd facial expression covered in a wall of text is hilarious.

[@munchii935]

Shoelace Kink it scared me at first

[@Emily.Russell]

I almost choked on my cheeto 😂

[@elifozturk1047]

@Tiegan L those standing shower poops do be hittin different tho 👀

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

I think we all know what Harry put into that oatmeal, and it wasn't pants... It was his tears, bcuz those pants he lost were his favorite.

[@vickyisntpicky]

the pants were one of a kind!!

[@sugamintyfresh0139]

Imagine: When Kurtis finds a wattpad about him and Danny

[@buiscutdog9090]

Oh god

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

Selfcest

[@vegazyla1402]

Don't worry, I'll have it on soon. 😉😂

[@sugamintyfresh0139]

@@vegazyla1402 oop-

[@Lee.M.D]

Danny devito?

[@user-ju6ue1zf7r]

YourMan was a role made just for Noah Centieno

[@mollyc1835]

: he’d play the role AMAZINGly

[@amelias6138]

catchphrase: woahwoahwoah

[@teddeeznuts]

@@amelias6138 you're a genius

[@anaxoxo2]

: HAHA

[@vronirom6469]

"what makes you beautiful is... darkness" Relatable

[@theaceofspace6110]

Yeah... beacuse they can't see my ugly face

[@raccoondog1458]

r/im14andthisisdeep vibes from this comment

[@MadeOfConfusion]

@@raccoondog1458 since when was a "mood" thing /iam14andthisisdeep? Lmaoooo It means they're ugly-

[@raccoondog1458]

@@MadeOfConfusion no wonder i cant relate 😌 self love

[@missjasminenicole5968]

When you’re the first black girl he’s dated

[@calowenby1654]

This instantly became one of my favorite Kurtis videos.

[@maggie1400ave]

Imagine 👏🏽 Kurtis gives you an extra greeting when he crawls in your ears. You ask him to leave but he won’t He’s in there

[@cleetusbartholomew]

Mani Sefas-Loos sorry i’m in ear

[@louise4778]

U tell him to stop but HE'S IN THERE

[@katiebugladybug]

I'm afeared

[@EthanDan]

Giggity giggity goo

[@Aprilamidala]

💀💀

[@psych0tic706]

Kurtis: I’m happy my legs are not on camera Also Kurtis: **shows legs on camera**

[@Korrin69]

I was your *666 like*

[@jairajsha8208]

And that’s why I disliked the video 😡😡😡😡🥲😡😎🥸

[@emblight4077]

I was just about to comment that lol

[@sylvia7961]

i was boutta say that but you beat me there by 7 months

[@pvic6959]

im glad he did because i was wearing the EXACT SAME PANTS lol

[@savage7090]

tbh Kurtis deserves the academy’s award for all the role playing in his videos

[@araceliptorres]

Ikr! Something like an oscar or something like that

[@rhiannonisaloser4141]

yEE yEE right? 😂😂

[@djbabyk3218]

Right?!? He’s got my vote

[@chosoistryinghisbest]

not mark lee 😭💀 i swear nctzens love making those crack imagines and they're so cursed 💀💀

[@amiwe7367]

"If there's a subwill, there's a subway." damn that was deep **sniff sniff**

[@max_punch]

If there's a subway, there's a domway

[@radioactive_baby]

@@max_punch If there's a Subway, there's a Domino's

[@mayline4509]

Like Z- no, no, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Why would I do that?

[@froppiss5165]

y/n is just constantly trying to survive all these imagines. Edit: It’s been a long year i wonder how y/n is doing now

[@geeswithane7yrago303]

#prayfory/n

[@starbearskies]

If it’s an actual person she’s suffered so much I-

[@user-lz9zw8gb9i]

#prayfory/n

[@Kaarolas]

Does that mean if i put my name im suffering.....

[@12-d33]

#prayfory/n

[@JosefineMay]

Kurtis deserves an Oscar for all those cutscenes lmao

[@jizzmonster98]

Josefine May theyre my fav

[@gbcjay17361]

sksksks true 😂

[@Ester-ue1hl]

I was the 2000th like :oo

[@im_boingboing]

I love these, I used to spend hours at night in middle school reading these to cope with my undiagnosed mental illnesses. They're so nostalgic and I still read them to escape

[@mirvk0]

him: glad my legs aren't showing him: *shows legs* me: ??

[@petroskonstantinou3901]

*visible confusion*

[@haidynwendlandt2479]

Anakin Skywalker Padme more like holy shit you fuckin killed her dude

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Me whenever I’m in shorts 😂

[@and-xl2ey]

'if you're allowed to post them we're allowed to roast them '-Kurtis Conner 2019

[@lys0614]

Please read watt pad fanfics I would die laughing

[@rainylele3761]

have you ever seen jenny nicholson's video on 'trapped in a island with posh hutcherson' its pure gold,, like probably the most bizarre fanfic ever written

[@swimperwrath5417]

Trapped in a island with Josh Hutcherson is a fuckin masterpiece the killer Jeff one is also 2gud4me

[@swimperwrath5417]

Going to watch it now

[@rainylele3761]

@Emily that is also an incredibly good bad fanfic. the pregnancy, the logan and jake drama, the obvious self-insert neighbour. perfection.

[@nishikoi6789]

i could link like 4 mpreg fanfics that i hate

[@supertrooper2013]

8:40 this reminded me of a saying in my country (Brazil). If you want to say you don't care about something, you say you are shitting and walking

[@Rockamolie]

12 year old me is triggered I used to think these Wattpad type imagines were Shakespeare.

[@meepmoop4335]

oof, 12 y/o me can relate harD

[@celestialudenberg8897]

U What 😂😂😂😂😂

[@s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl]

Honestly tho

[@sugarvenomohyeah]

me with the emo band imagines 😂😭😂😭😂

[@autumn_leavesx4422]

But when your 11 you’re cringing. But I hate the word cringing. But I use it. But okay.

[@q.l.1363]

I couldn’t stop laughing at the “I’ll never drop you” Zayn story, because what the fuck

[@radioactive_baby]

I was dying💀

[@noonahmed5088]

@@radioactive_baby just like zayn when he fell on the table

[@kokofish]

@Noon Ahmed JAIL 💀

[@NataliaV]

i literally cannot breathe this is so funny

[@sillysceneX3]

I died 💀💀

[@father3147]

Kurtis puts his hands on your arm, he smiles softly as he grabs your arm breaks both of your bones

[@12myea]

i would apologize

[@bloom36922]

All of my 2 bones

[@elizahesp]

kurtis cups your cheek with both hands. they slide down to your neck when he lovingly looks straight into your eyes and snaps your neck, killing you instantly

[@joesssaucey]

“Both of your bones”

[@seamusmf]

i’m really losing my mind at the thought of someone having two bones damn

[@Jojoscc]

8:07 at least he found the Mark one funny and knew it was a joke💀💀

[@thefloweringinferno1170]

Kurtis: We’re doing imagines! And not just 1D ones this time! All the kpop fans watching: *nervous sweating*

[@Lisa-oz7og]

literally me

[@annalisemagill759]

that was me

[@thefloweringinferno1170]

mark’s grass I saw mark and I just said *oh noo*

[@rectanglewithacne7675]

IS THIS A PERSONAL ATTACK

[@cherrymoore6497]

I deadass got so nervous about the kinky BTS shit that could be in there

[@elsypie9834]

*Read episode stories. They would dig a hole in you that nothing could fill.*

[@yourfavoritepessimisticexi8041]

OMG FACTSSSS

[@emmacollins5551]

YES

[@calebprovencher7727]

My name is Caleb, and I was slightly uncomfortable 😂

[@mothdoc1909]

G o o d

[@frankiemcg06]

Moth Doc Good

[@unlacedshoe3696]

Elinor McGrath g o o d

[@jorydn1136]

G o o d

[@boatygod1063]

You look better in the dark

[@Mirrored33]

I never thought I’d see mark on a kurtis video… but alas LIKE A STICKAAAAA

[@meganschmid6628]

I don’t know why, but I’m so relieved that the imaginary woman’s imaginary baby was saved

[@lisayarella]

Yesss i fucking feel you

[@cymaltuvern]

same

[@narihanaASMR]

discovering kurtis conner has immediately made my life and youtube 10x better

[@EliaMitzell]

Right? And his videos just keep getting better!

[@ggadams3452]

LITERALLY!!!!!

[@internettraveler8666]

Have you found jontron yet?

[@kellieandbrooke7356]

SAME

[@narihanaASMR]

Samborg Productions who

[@mmoscoviumm]

kurtis: i’m really happy that my legs aren’t on camera because holy shit, this is a bad outfit. also kurtis: proceeds to show us bad outfit

[@sophie9247]

he’s so brave 😢

[@laurajames5422]

Lol I commented this exact comment but then saw you got there first so I deleted it haha

[@NadezhdaNikanorova]

@@laurajames5422 same😂

[@umm-braillnina9336]

Honestly tho same

[@mmoscoviumm]

bruh idek it’s very christmas-y !! 😂😂

[@Nikidaann]

Nct always at the scene of the crime 😭

[@charlieb6362]

Imagine, in an alternate universe: Guy: "I'm a superhero. Guess my name." Girl: "The hulk? Captain America?" Guy: "Your man." Girl: "...what?"

[@anamilenaobregon895]

It's funny because here in Ireland, "your man" is literally any man you know about

[@maebholeary2734]

@@anamilenaobregon895 your mum could say "your man down the street" and your man could live right beside you or on a different continent.

[@bunnyhope]

He-man

[@ivy2828]

the way i died

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Girl: Y/n? Person: Yes please save me from all these fanfic bs I am aro ace--

[@scratch472]

Imagine you’re hanging out at a children’s hospital making fun of the kids in wheelchairs, and then behind you someone whispers in your ear “let’s watch the Simpson’s”. It’s Curtis, and he asks you to marry him, and you accept. You are now happily married and you have 163 children. And every day Curtis tells you “you’re the best sister in the world YN”

[@kalaylaseehafer5195]

i laughed way too hard at this

[@matthewbartlett3442]

I cackled at laughing at kids in wheelchairs 😂

[@sugar-and-stardust]

OMG GOALS THO 💕😌

[@Karmag3]

Curtis 😍

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

I hate you just for this comment

[@megfleming5706]

Imagine: You're walking through the campus of One Direction Airbending Zuko She-ra Harry Styles Academia, your high school, and you bump into someone. When you look up, you can't believe it. It's Vector from Despicable Me!

[@justasmltwngir1732]

:0 what happens next

[@tricksfollies9549]

If I may add on... Imagine: Vector says, "Hey y/n! Wanna check out my squid-launcher?" He takes out the weapon and caresses it and shows off his shooting skills. He shoots a squid at Sokka's head and thrusts his pelvis into the air and exclaims, "OH YEAH!"

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@tricksfollies9549 FUCK YEAH

[@sugar-and-stardust]

Also: your name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

[@aurora_sleeping_beauty_]

I just wanna reply so that I can see this comment again when someone else replies

[@CoatApple]

11:54 I think they were going for “I’ll never let you go” but got it confused

[@luxemme8872]

"What makes you beautiful...is darkness" Drunk Harry Styles, 2019

[@emilysyoutubechannel2259]

The Bard of our time

[@Sofia-bl9cb]

"that's what makes you beautiful!"

[@kitmaxwell2661]

i can't believe jacob sagittarius banished the sun so y/n would never need sun cream ... his mind 🤯

[@abovenbeyond2826]

Lol sagittarius! Please don't edit it I'll seem like a fool.

[@ana-pu6fl]

Don't disrespect the sagittarius people like that

[@sksksksjsusjsi5947]

more like saggytitties

[@nishikoi6789]

stop disrespecting my zodiac 😤

[@HopeLeyana]

kurtis conner is the perfect guy to watch if you have a deep love for dumb puns.

[@lemonswsushi3644]

Your pfp is a whole mood

[@HopeLeyana]

Spritzoll live it up, my guy

[@mia-cb1su]

Exactly my type of humor

[@melinacoria8072]

And a lil chuckle after

[@yuyupunk]

IM REWATCHING OLD KURTIS VIDEOS AND THE MARK LEE ONE HELPHSHDJABDN MY NCTZEN BRAIN CANT DO THIS

[@Roberta_Trevino]

Imagine. You're a redhead and you're getting bullied at Hogwarts. Then, Styles comes on a broom and takes you by car. Potter is jealous and they witch fight over you and Harry wins

[@celina4199]

but...which one?

[@YB-ox5uc]

@@celina4199 harry does

[@Chris-xh9on]

OMG *Harry* won

[@Chris-xh9on]

*THE Harry*

[@celina4199]

@@Chris-xh9on the ultimate harry

[@oliviabeasley2352]

imagine : you’re sitting on your bed watching youtube and you hear a knock on your door, you say “ come in “ Kurtis Conner slowly walks in whispers in your ear, “ YEE YEE “

[@Cutiejuliya]

Olivia Beasley best fukin thing ever! i wouldnt let him go dude

[@vi4269]

I would cry laughing so beautiful lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sohasalahuddin]

thats a nightmare i would love to have

[@athy3990]

honestly kurtis has ruined my sense in humor. like i never thought i would've laughed at pooping yourself and just not changing your posture at all lmao.

[@JanieBee]

Me too omg why was that so funny

[@nicole-nk2bo]

5:00 missed opportunity to say: “babe it’s so dark in here, but That’s What Makes You Beautiful” ok

[@phoebeeeee277]

i sometimes want to send him NCT memes, like that mark one, and i really want him to react to them, but i dont think he's ready for that kinda clownery yet

[@diegocangetit]

honestly NCTzens are of a different breed..Even Johnny can't keep up with us and i also think that Kurtis won't be ready for these🥴

[@sparklingstickynote]

@ᴊᴏʜɴᴛᴇɴ'ꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴄʜɪʟᴅ 😭

[@eebertdeebert]

Off topic but YOU HAVE A SOLANGELO PFP NICE

[@alivabasu7504]

Okay but I can totally see Kurtis vibing w Johnny and bonding w mark over Canada.

[@miriamhalpern3026]

I love seeing NCTzens just pop up on the non-kpop side of KZbin 😌 our chaotic energy truly does reach all corners of the internet

[@halliekramer2754]

Imagine: you're sitting on your swing in your yard and kurtis comes over and just kills you. For your spleen.

[@laurenbray8314]

No. He "kills you to death"'. That's the imagine way lol.

[@estherfichtenholz4838]

I just completely lost my shit thank you

[@sofiamorenociampa4483]

swinging in ur backyard pull up in ur fast car whistling my name open up a beer u say come over here and play a video gaame ok im tired of writing bye

[@DameVonBonDaisy]

23 dolla on the dark web

[@halliekramer2754]

@@DameVonBonDaisy I buy for 5 dolla

[@myunsolicitedopinion]

i m a g i n e his jolly voice echoing inside the walls of ur head like a gong, the clear sound brushing ur sadness away as he gives u a n e x t r a g r e e t i n g *he wasn’t like other boys.*

[@tarat820]

yayy a fellow Greg 🤙

[@genericusername4883]

you're greg too?

[@rebeccak9597]

Omg I'm truly Greg too!

[@myunsolicitedopinion]

Rebecca K yeah i’m greg G enjoying R this E video G also i really like danny gonzalez 😂

[@katsoukurry]

Imagine: Kurtis Connor thinks saying sun cream is weird when it’s what every British person calls sun tan lotion

[@javastripper7375]

Imagine: You're in bed with Kurtis, he's spooning you He whispers in your ear, very softly "Yee yee"

[@jevainis]

Juice*

[@tamaraadvincula2371]

Hahhahahahhahahha

[@sociallyakwardpieceofperso4760]

Clara Martins stolen

[@juliamolinar1960]

Get outta hear trynna steal my comment 😤

[@im-6840]

Clara Martins “yeehaw..”

[@juliamolinar1960]

Imagine: you’re in your bed. it’s the middle of the night, rains taps on your window. Suddenly you hear a soft whisper, you can’t tell exactly where it’s coming from. You lift the covers just to discover someone lurking beneath them, it’s Kurtis Conner. He gently opens his mouth just to let out a soft “yee yee”, sending shivers down your spine.

[@user-xj3qj5mz5g]

nut 😩👌

[@alyssamose9798]

KURTIS the joke is supposed to be "you know what tuna sub is backwards???" "BUS A NUT"

[@rock.arrrght]

I remembered the Cringey 1D imagines when I saw Niall Horan on TV and I couldn’t remember his name so I nearly yelled “Is that the guy in my ear?? Get out!!”

[@cvaal]

this is something i would do ☠️

[@fixitfelixswife2568]

*I'm glad Kurtis and Danny haven't collaborated yet. That'd be too powerful. We simply are not ready*

[@erikacamacho7772]

Yess

[@batfarts69]

Imaginary_ Problems Kurtis, Danny and Drew would implode the world

[@melaniemmaakk4466]

Natalie Jones plus cody and noel

[@aya-fr2wr]

its bc the world is simply not ready

[@wownice7830]

melanie mmaakk ahhh i can't my heart is 102920 beats per minute just thinking ab it

[@LadySquiffington]

with those jokes, youre gonna make a GREAT dad

[@ally2424]

Omg yes😂

[@justbeingmar2690]

conspiracy theory, his girlfriend is pregnant and he will be

[@elliotl.a7245]

JustBeingMar conspiracy theory, he’s pregnant

[@jessstichter8699]

and a great daddy 👀👀

[@4bbyafterhours4]

Ok but who tf is so attracted to Jacob Sartorious that they have to make imagines bout him and post them on the internet to satisfy their fantasies

[@haninm583]

Abby K his 11 year old fans

[@dontcare4748]

Didn't that girl who plays Eleven in Stranger Things date him?

[@4bbyafterhours4]

@@dontcare4748 oh my god i forgot

[@zozotheclown7640]

Jessica Walker yea and then people bullied them until they broke up 💀💀💀

[@mrjomammas]

Weirdos

[@ook...]

0:43 ok we live in the 19th century now

[@katheryn2375]

freaking Mark taking a dump in the shower I'm crying

[@pomegranatebeetle1533]

same lmao

[@maddy4298]

SAME I WHEEZED

[@gwanghyunnies393]

Katheryn SAME

[@minchocolat2553]

Omg i am dying 😂😂 is that what nct truly mean by the fart joke?!

[@kina2799]

I’m legitimately crying lmao

[@CindiTeasley]

imagine: kurtis Conner gives you an EXTRA extra greeting 😍😫❤️

[@youngsheldonfan_001]

Cindi Teasley The reason we don’t get another one is because he knows we can’t handle it

[@MoonyMythic]

Omg i would die!

[@AnnMarcelino]

*"if there's subwill, there's a subway"* kurtis be really throwing his words of wisdom at his Kurtiscitizens 👏🏽😩

[@camelia2306]

Girl not to be creepy or anything but you're so pretty I'm so jealous

[@AnnMarcelino]

@@camelia2306 omg thank you so much 😍

[@number1soobinstan]

8:07 HELP NOT MARK 💀💀

[@amaraberger7113]

Nobody: Kurtis: *”fUcKiNg PaRdOn”*

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

I say that too. Is it not common?

[@mmog_1]

I can’t like it cause I’m EdGy so this is my like

[@jaclynradziszewski7082]

imagine: y/n and kurtis grow long blonde hair in 10 minutes

[@sabastion96]

Ba dum tsss

[@lilsab8770]

What is y/n ?

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

@@lilsab8770 Bartholomew/Caleb

[@Jayden3649]

@@bliant3877 it's Bartholomew / Caleb

[@brijac7927]

i well i have it already but mm 10 minutes?

[@etashaelena521]

kurtis's little giggle everytime he reads an imagine is the cutest thing ever

[@sofiabaggio5528]

mark lee on a kurtis conner video, he's everywhere

[@sagem9224]

imagine your boyfriend kurtis just had toof surgery. he surprises you at home one morning and wakes you up with a big kiss on the mouth. it feels a little different, a little like a baby. you open your eyes and see kurtis got a mouth transplant and swapped mouths with a fish named sammy. you kill him.

[@victoria513]

best shit i’ve ever read

[@lael3357]

i busted all 3 of my lungs

[@phoebe5472]

sammy wakes up with a full set of human teeth and looks confused, he sees kurtis, kurtis says "who do u fink gave u all the teef!" samny overdoses on painkillers

[@happygolucky8016]

Not gonna lie you had me the firs half

[@alishap8625]

I'm not liking this cuz rn it's at 666 likes

[@RubyRedClips]

Imagine: Harry Styles literally consumes you

[@eliraeclipse2435]

I'm into it. Jk

[@minx.toesies2037]

HAJDJJ4JE

[@n3wtmilk618]

v o r e

[@strawberry444]

Vore

[@ghostlyastronaut7925]

*V O R E*

[@shaniashafin8921]

if there is a subwill, there is a subway- Kurtis 2019

[@krista_]

shania shafin he said it as I read this.

[@spookyho5994]

~so inspirational

[@lucy-zk7qr]

MARK LEE BEING HERE IS SO FUNNY TO ME LMAOO