Cringey Imagines 3

[@miki203]

That extra greeting hits different when you're actually subscribed.

[@DEV0LUT0NGamers]

Same, I feel important. hahaha

[@saraabdalla8803]

LITERALLY HAHAH

[@thelastyoutubecommentator]

hell yeah

[@janaal8319]

I feel like a vip

[@TheKaselord]

It makes me feel important ngl

[@user-mk6fg6zl3c]

Imagine: You're going to school and hear a faint "howdy folks" you get hit in the head and suddenly you're in Kurtis' basement. You're married now

[@ivanahulley7431]

This sent me 🤣🤣

[@autumnhayes5713]

or it's flowey the flower here to kill you

[@83croissant]

You been reading my rpff

[@gemmacollins9717]

Imagine: Your in your bedroom it’s late and you hear a faint: Howdy,howdy,howdy you scream and run but sudenllly Kurtis hits you on the head and you fall into his arms and he says gal will you marry me? You scream yessss qween slayyyyyyy the end.

[@lghths]

😪

[@hilakleiner764]

can't believe kurtis just risked his life to tell us a despicable me joke :'(

[@hopelessmoonlight]

love the profile pic

[@hobihobi213]

Even zoomed in Jungkook got us WHIPPED.

[@bellaem8357]

worth it

[@NebulaMortis06]

a despicable meme

[@wonwoo_]

Oml your profile pic lol

[@libertywise1983]

Imagine: ur bully is being mean to you because of your beautiful blue eyes and your long flowing hair and big lips and then Harry styles is there and he takes you to his concert and compliments your dessert leggings

[@purplee24]

You forgot the part where Jarry stands up to the bully for you and tells them everything amazing about you and then everyone loves you and the bully is sorry and turns out to be in love with you but you ignore him and marry Harry

[@sana4_78-5]

And then everyone clapped

[@abyssalnightmare551]

At least his fans do smart

[@necromancer8725]

Abyssal Nightmare *shakes*

[@abyssalnightmare551]

@@necromancer8725 yes... *FEAR ME*

[@sarapasss]

Imagine: kurtis forgets the extra greeting so you run to his house. When you get there, you start violently sobbing and pounding on his door. When he answers the door, Niall pops out of his ear and says, “come on in mate, we’re having filay minion for dinner. kurtis won’t tell us what the secret ingredient is, though.” You look down at the floor, and there is a puddle of blood that’s continuously streaming down the leg of his jeans. Jenna walks out of the living room, and suddenly shouts, “At least my fans do smart!” You have a seizure and collapse on the ground, and Logan Paul comes in to film your body. THE END

[@mellomellon]

wow disney world could replace every ride they have with this text post and it would feel the same.

[@spidarwastaken]

What the fuck

[@cheesewheel3893]

lmao

[@greekmythologyishappierthe3418]

that ending hit me like a bag of wet mice

[@cheesewheel3893]

@@greekmythologyishappierthe3418 lmao what

[@LPOW84]

Imagine: Kurtis Conner takes you out for drinks at his standup show and then you notice he's bald and you're like kurtis what happened to your hair and he's like what did you think was in your drinks

[@FreshBread699]

🥵great story telling

[@Crystalcreates33]

his hair was in my drink?

[@slug05]

big uwu

[@izquru]

sescksy 🤤😍😩

[@FreshGirl3000]

Lol, that made me laugh more than I expected.

[@squid3065]

imagine: you bump into kurtis at starbucks and he says "hey im kurtis" and you respond with "at least my fans do smart." kurtis immediately starts shaking and dies. youve done it. you've killed kurtis conner

[@doll1ly]

he turns into a vibrating puddle of skin and bones and then justin bayber walks out of the fridge to mop him up. justin bayber and kurtis's eyes meet. then justin tosses his skin and bones into a cup and gives it to you, he stares into your eyes and pierces through your brain. everyone claps and you hear your middle school science (biology to be more pacific) yell out "true love as teens!" then you get married to justin in starbucks damn, i need to make a wattpad account-

[@artdeco777]

@@doll1ly what about the man I just went on a date with :(

[@doll1ly]

@@artdeco777 he is justin bayber

[@apollosperineum]

@@doll1ly i would roleplay that

[@zarinapena5846]

@@doll1ly I'm IN THE BUS, I CAN'T-

[@georgestanley7175]

the cut to him going "despicable meat... shoot..." is funnier than him saying that joke in the actual video

[@danniparker2755]

George Stanley i cackled lmao

[@letsparchmentitupyo7566]

that whole mf skit

[@mayanaashley-carner9918]

RIGHT???

[@mady0616]

@@sillymonkey73 at least my fans do smart

[@sillymonkey73]

Mady 0616 ?

[@thewanderer8494]

Rewatching this, I'm still impressed that Jenna said that line with a straight face. She deserves an award for that.

[@mlmschf]

It's been three years and it's still fuckin hilarious I don't understand how she managed to do that either

[@mountaindewbajablast4794]

queen behavior

[@dubbaz1457]

Imagine: Curtis Conner whispers into your ear “my guy”

[@olivia_vermast]

That sounds good but what if Kurtis did it...

[@jasi5971]

curtis konner

[@Bella517]

Or kurtis whispers “dude” 🤤🤤

[@henzoewing]

who tf is Curtis

[@dramaa.llammaa1436]

Henry Ewing the mayor

[@seaau]

kurtis’s green screen is the best thing he ever bought

[@trishaagr]

is this a fellow chloe moriondo fan? :)

[@frosty_teacup]

Worth every penny

[@queenicedcoffee4217]

He forgot shoes 😂

[@rfox2163]

I'm dying at him in the car lol

[@cheekiestgore1634]

He's putting in work with that green screen this video fr

[@xoDecemberBaby]

i lost it when i heard “i cannot believe you committed suicide”

[@Clara-ze9hu]

omg same

[@spookybow4391]

Neil breen is the fucking best

[@omnical6135]

reminds me of that "he broke up with me, BY KILLING HIMSELF" tiktok

[@professorquinsonsnib]

“i’m gonna shoot this goddamn car fulla holes 🤬🤬😳😤😠🤬😭”

[@mia-lc2om]

*the neil breen vibes*

[@kolteel]

i find it funny that kurtis didn't even mention the fact that harry's wife already had those divorce papers on hand. she was ready

[@ratqueenbee]

Kurtis’ Irish accent sounds alarmingly like Goobie

[@anastasinscreed]

i can't--

[@spacetrashfallingdown]

Conspiracy theory Kurt is IS Goobie

[@lynnielie8312]

His WHAT accent

[@kayleemartinez3179]

@@lynnielie8312 7:29

[@Freshieroleplays]

gru x goobie

[@margaret9248]

imagine: after gru killed kurtis, logan showed up to his house crying to film his dead body

[@sleepysnjomen1707]

HAHAHAGAHS I CHOKED ON MY WATER

[@imsrryoisin]

@@sleepysnjomen1707 be sure not 2 die or else logan will film ur ded bodt

[@mayehoffman4253]

Logan pail?

[@martha-hy7vq]

his filay minions help him

[@Tw0Dots]

BAHAHAAAA

[@livmoore1126]

That's why I like Liam from 1d best. He doesn't creepily point at people and crawl in their ears.

[@michaelholtz599]

Yet

[@livmoore1126]

Damn 135 likes bitch I have the clouttt

[@thatonecryingman6254]

@@livmoore1126 you got 136 now 😽

[@livmoore1126]

@@thatonecryingman6254 nah dude its 165 (but holy shit you posted that like last night and I got 30 more likes

[@Ellie-ij4sp]

Is your pfp of Mikey Way? ‘Cause if it is, nice

[@ViVimybeloved]

IMAGINE: You're walking into the supermarket when suddenly you see Harry Styles. You two suddenly make eye contact. Suddenly, Harry runs at you suddenly fast. Suddenly, he grabs you by the throat and punches you until you die. Harry suddenly says, "watermelon sugar hi" in a heavenly and gorgeous voice suddenly. Suddenly.

[@febreezeofdespair]

relationship goals

[@0NoneOfTheAbove0]

@@febreezeofdespairLMAO

[@SableLeTable]

The number of times you said suddenly had me dying 😭

[@hushfur]

​@@notsia 😭😭😭

[@icryat2]

Suddenly 😢

[@liv5604]

imagine: your are with kurtis and then he said “hey babey, you mind putting your feet in my cabinets for an art project?” you died after that.

[@Laurendezvous]

liv yours made me laugh at the end so thank you

[@ghost-husband]

I approve of this imagine

[@adelinewurzer4533]

this made me scream

[@Elizabeth-kq4gh]

Eric Andre lmaoo

[@liv5604]

@@Elizabeth-kq4gh so ur a person of culture

[@Michelle-sn4fy]

When his gf actually plays his gf instead of himself doing so

[@jessdewhurst4996]

Michelle absolutely groundbreaking stuff

[@OveranalyzingEverything]

Our little kid is growing up

[@SPRIETOable]

Michelle the disappointment

[@aishwaryap.2230]

Alappat, too.

[@tornbytheseams6091]

Come again?

[@judahweesner2651]

Gotta love how that girl could imagine Harry Styles doing whatever they wanted and still chose to imagine him cheating on her

[@theab3957]

The insecurity is strong with this one.

[@kaf-smif]

no because that was such a trope back in the Wattpad Days™️, it was infuriating

[@emimew]

@@kaf-smif”back in the days”? I’m sure this shit is still there 😭

[@HelloXrancidkitteh]

@@kaf-smif yeah, the whole main character or love interest being a victim to add drama is an overused trope on there. at least the cheating one isn't as bad as the r*pe victim main character/love interest trope. its terrible.

[@ratston5128]

"WhO yA fiNK GaVe YoU dA TEeF?" - Harry Styles

[@ouchmitch]

should I make that my senior quote??

[@sophiabozi74]

ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, YES!!

[@ouchmitch]

@@sophiabozi74 or request an other one just so I have options 😂

[@sophiabozi74]

ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, I also need to do my quote this year. I decided to do a One Direction inside joke. I made a whole list, try making a list of your favs and decide close to writing down the quote. Just an idea.

[@ouchmitch]

@@sophiabozi74 haha thanks :)

[@emmafriend7122]

Imagine: You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf.

[@jaecamillerose]

Emma Friend 🥺 true lol

[@brianacox2442]

Imagine: He’s following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf.

[@isabellefleszar5851]

Imagine: you’re looking for your car, but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s blood on his face. By god, there’s blood everywhere! Shia LaBeouf.

[@thea8704]

Imagine: Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf). He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeouf). Lurking in the shadows. Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.

[@theshyguy4932]

That's the dream

[@tabelaskade4888]

Imagine: your mother tells you to get ready as she’s sold you as a slave. You get downstairs to meet your new owners. There stands Kurtis, Drew & Danny. You’re now re named Greg, fed extra greetings for breakfast while being called stinky on a daily basis 🥺 life is good

[@capenkongolo2001]

Ahhhhh perfect.just perfect.

[@jus4446]

sounds like paradise

[@Krystinelle]

Your average Wattpad story plotline.

[@jhaneilbarnett1451]

Why u say it like they aren't the same person

[@0Flow0]

Kinky?

[@billie3811]

I can't even imagine how uncomfortable it would be to be the celebrity these were made about

[@_Iemonboy.]

Yeahh, I'd be pretty weirded out. I mean I'd also laugh my ass off at the joke ones because those are wonderful.

[@lidlrini]

I'm convinced that every imagine is put through a translator, then re-translated before posting it.

[@ShinySephiroth1]

I was literally thinking the same thing just a couple of minutes before finding your post, haha

[@molly702]

Or they wrote it in another language and translated to english??

[@skits2773]

Stylorum vexare cogitet in lectulo. brachia manicis te ridens dixit "ad gaudendum" Est nox ulla before melius. Your satisfaction does not follow ullus lies. Tuna assumes an aliquot of a whole ten lines. Raise the pile of condoms quickly and do not remove them. - Screw candy? cum dicitinis cachinnant. And tunc praises the pleasure. now that's not the actual imagine i typed tho, the actual imagine i type was: Imagine harry styles is in your bed. handcuffs on you wrists, he laughs and says "time to have fun" it's going to be the best night ever. You thought it couldn't get any better. Then he takes his pants off, he takes yours off too. He grabs a box of condoms and he then says. "want a lollipop?" he says with a giggle. And then the fun commenses. I think the poorly translated one makes more sense then that one tho

[@thedailyarcher7995]

This is like Wattpad Allstars

[@rothlinx5028]

@@skits2773 ...yes

[@sha2424]

Imagine: you're walking in the woods. there's no one around and your phone is dead. out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia Leboeuf

[@Sophuriouspoems]

Shannon Dean 😂😂 wow this took me back

[@meatbeater3000]

BBBHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[@IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf!

[@anactualonion5137]

BEARTRAP

[@nitya404]

Quiet quiet

[@muchomango11]

Kurtis saying “stupid joke” every time he makes a dumb pun is the reason that I’m in love with him

[@s.savvidou8701]

Reuben Leonard I‘m only here because of Natsu

[@joshuak4385]

But did yall know that LOGIC IS BIRACIAL

[@bbokay2585]

Omg y’all should check out fairytailimaginesdaily if u like ft😂

[@venuss18]

Same

[@anahiisbeast2878]

Reuben Leonard I like your pfp I just finished fairy tail and currently reading 100 year quest :!

[@possessedcheese]

There was this imagine I saw once, and it was: "Imagine Wilbur Soot was teaching you how to play the guitar and then you mess up and he takes the guitar and smashes it over your head and you die"

[@tyudeongis]

OMG YES I SAW THAT ONE IT WAS SO FUNNY

[@sillysceneX3]

I laughed so hard this is underrated

[@yoh36625]

omo there was one with suga from bts too i cannot hhhhhhh

[@liamneedsauniquehandle]

this did not age the wellest

[@unfortunatlyFallen]

Not him actually doing this

[@areebahh1293]

IMAGINE: Niall teaching you to play guitar but you couldn’t get it right and he takes the guitar and smashes it on your head. You die.

[@shaywilliams9223]

so romantic🤧🤧

[@newt1348]

ik this is from twitter but it's still hilarious 😂😂

[@areebahh1293]

S T A R K A S M i saw it on tumblr and just HAD to comment it

[@irene6907]

awww 😊💕

[@saskialubeek2895]

Hmmm, I feel like the ending should me more like: now you guys are married

[@chrstina]

imagine: you're celebrating your first anniversary with kurtis conner!!! he opens up a jewelry box and there's a pearl necklace!!! "kurtis, i love pearls so much!" you exclaim and giggle. "y/n, those aren't pearls. those are my teeth". you look up and scream. his gummy smile is the most perfect smile you've ever seen. you buy a house and raise three beautiful children together

[@tiredrat7579]

Why would you make me read that

[@embryonic7692]

And there all called Hamlet.

[@vanessajones5752]

I-

[@ytho7432]

I didn't have to read this but fuck yea i did

[@obianuju.o7131]

Toes aren’th pearlss, rose areth my teef

[@montanarose4622]

I miss being able to find genuine imagines. Now everybody’s just ironically milking Kpop boys. I want the real, unadulterated cringe that came from the dark recesses of Warrior Cats OC forums and RP Aminos.

[@eri2095]

the warrior cats ones omfg

[@lanastasial9676]

flan au chocolat that was the worst. I’ve been to so many schools and warrior cats were at every single one.

[@Manizap1]

I don't know bout English amino but in the Latino RP aminos or Voice acting ones the cringe is all to real, unadulterated and mentally draining

[@nocctea]

Wait there were warrior cat imagines?? Omg how did I miss that as a kid lmaoo

[@DenverSkyes]

In 6th grade I legitimately had a crush on firestar. Yeah...

[@ahobbit1273]

As a teacher, if my students ever have some sort of cringey romantic moment I’m so tempted to cheer “true love as teens” 😂

[@goldfish6565]

DO IT THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY -a teenager

[@POWISRAD]

Lmao one of my teachers always loved to “embarrass” kids when they wouldn’t listen to her or they’d talk over her in class 💀💀💀

[@valpioppi8908]

imagine... you’re at the supermarket, dressed super casually in a full face of makeup and hair completely done. (you’re wearing SWEATS, so it balances out) ALL OF A SUDDEN out of practically nowhere, HARRY STYLES popped out of no where! you make eye contact with him as he’s looking at the watermelons. you wink at him. he then throws the watermelon at you and screams “WATERMELON SUGAR DIE”

[@antonluvs]

Ngl that’d be crazy dude 😳 omg lol 😂 like what if that happened 🤪😂😂 watermelon 🍉 sugar 💀 die xDddddd

[@nicoornelas5676]

If only Harry styles threw a watermelon at me.

[@dannydebatable]

TAsTeS LiKe dEaD bOdiEs

[@slimeforbrains1458]

I AM ACTUALLY CHOCKING THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@dannydebatable *ON A DYING EVENING*

[@piagebot2943]

Imagine: You’re in Kurtistown just vibin and the curly haired, hawaiian shirt wearing mayor is in town to give YOU an extra greeting

[@radrose8673]

Piage Fabez 😂💀

[@clivebby4877]

I read that as curry haired and was like "Who-"

[@rhaynelaughman7708]

I’m determined to meet you and say “at least my fans do smart”.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Same tho

[@billiebossanova8095]

I want to sat yesteryear 😂😂😂

[@houdakasbadji504]

@Yunita Fatikhasari and dragging the person i used to be

[@ruqayyahd1403]

I thought I was the only one

[@rarahrararah]

Same

[@Burning0Lilac]

Peak Canadian experience is using both British and American pronunciations interchangeably and wondering which one you're supposed to use.

[@jenconvertibles]

very relatable as an aussie

[@abaraiii]

Very relatable as an indian

[@mountaindewbajablast4794]

very relatable as a crustacean

[@rachelmcdonough1506]

As a middle school teacher- I vow to now yell “true love as teens!” at least once in my career.

[@sp0rkb018]

as a middle schooler i better hear that if i get a girlfriend in the year and a half i have left

[@rachelmcdonough1506]

@@sp0rkb018 Best of luck to you!

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

Please let us know how that goes with your kids, as a middle schooler, I promise they’ll like it, just let us know how it goes anyway

[@rachelmcdonough1506]

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 well first I have to find some true love to point out- which is quite difficult during Covid. But love finds a way I guess. We shall see.

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

@@rachelmcdonough1506 yeah that’s true, good luck though regardless

[@heyheyhii]

imagine: you're at a date with kurtis, he grabs your hand and looks at it. "you have such pretty hands, y/n~" he whispers in your ear in a low voice. you blush as he starts kissing and biting it, he suddenly eats it. you wake up in his hair and sigh, it was a dream, you're still a lice.

[@heylol9166]

😫😫😫

[@anapm712]

I believe you've written a fanfiction before

[@heyheyhii]

@@anapm712 ive been caught

[@Quaintrellee]

😰😰Glad I'm still a lice mate

[@anapm712]

@@Quaintrellee hey lol we have good profile pics 😻😻

[@itskevinolear]

Imagine: Kurtis Conner says “folks” and claps you into oblivion

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

instead of clapping he just beats the shit out of you

[@iVerzus]

🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@unknownusername5111]

Instead of clapping with his hands its an ass-clap and you die instantly

[@insaniicandee8836]

I'd say thank you daddy

[@lala-kc3br]

😳

[@eleftheriak.8889]

"He giggled in a shout" whenever i read sentences like these i always take pause, its my second language maybe im missing something but no, thank you kurtis, vindication feels good. It was actually hilarious for some reason i wheezed a bit

[@theradioestofbois]

English is my first language and sentences like the ones in these imagines make me wonder if I'm missing something

[@alvarosilva9527]

Imagine: Kurtis actually believes he is going to perfrom live in april and may 2020

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

imagine: kurtis performs

[@gatetohell9260]

😂😂😂 such hope, so sweet and naive

[@Skrot7]

):

[@Olivia_Overkill]

Imagine: you are on a date with Kurtis Conner at Chuck e Cheese’s. Kurtis won’t stop staring at your eyes. “Wow, Y/N, your eyes is so pretty.” You giggle “thanks, Kurt.” He suddenly jumps over the table and gets close your face. He grabs your eyeballs, and rips them out of your sockets right there infront of the giant rat.😍😍🥺

[@saturn4952]

wow that was so beautiful it made me cry 😭✨🥺😫

[@saturn8532]

Goals ❤️❤️

[@dicktowelz]

awww so cuteeeeeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@gmaxfinale]

D'aww..

[@knightogourd]

Was it the giant rat that makes all of the rules?

[@Woahitschey]

I love when Kurtis tries to not laugh at his own jokes

[@NorthGanymedianSpaceProgram]

hey, buddy, you are amazing :)

[@foxja1]

That Irish accent single handedly brought the famine back

[@kimbearly]

petition for kurtis to read wattpad imagines of himself please i’m begging

[@gjlalhrietzing]

wait- they exist? 🤣😂

[@cyrus2430]

OH GOD

[@banana8389]

Fanfiction 🙃

[@starryeyedgirls]

🕳⬅️😀

[@gigigiggigi4638]

NO NO NO

[@CootieBugg]

Imagine: Kurtis wrapping his hand around your throat as he bellows "HI FOLKS." The life draining from your eyes. The last thing you see is the twinkle of Kurtis' nose ring in the glistening sunlight. You close your eyes. You've been liberated from the shackles of life.

[@sokkvabekkr5973]

love the detail in this

[@MorbidLotus.]

Amazing, a tear just fell from my eye

[@marble_drawer]

I've been dreaming about this for the past 6 years

[@Lyndiloo]

You're such a tease.

[@tyegordon]

*nut*

[@bunnymishka]

I love how the 'other woman' in Harry's bed is Kurtis's Episode character.

[@dekusnumber1simp380]

Kurtissssss

[@entrapta.exe_]

imagine: you're a construction worker who forgot all his supplies. luckily, a smexy lady with the biggest badonkadonks you have ever seen is on the site, offering to help you: "would you like... another nail... sir?"

[@nrvslu]

NOT GOAT STORY

[@KariMari1]

OMIGOSH😱

[@TwiinArrmageddon2]

Im edging so hard to this comment right now

[@beepbeepcasucha]

this is entrapta and hordak's lovestory come onn

[@mountaindewbajablast4794]

YOU FUCKING GOT ME I wasn't expecting the goat story ending

[@Witchy_Hoo]

I feel like that Jungkook imagine was both the best and worst thing I’ve seen

[@kys2049]

That was iconic

[@allydef]

‘Filay minion’ made me laugh harder than it should have.

[@munstercheese3077]

And this is why people think us kpop fans are weird

[@tristaleigh444]

When he started re-enacting it I was losing my mind

[@localizeds]

@@allydef ngl, i wanna see what a fillet minion would look like-

[@joserosario7264]

Kurtis: *reads Jungkook imagine* "I'm not gonna believe that someone actually imagined that" Kpop wattpad writers: *nervous sweating*

[@flora534]

Jose Rosario omg so true lmao

[@cowbearrie]

i saw somewhere someone wrote about hobi shoving sprite up his ass.. it scared me a lot.

[@flora534]

ᴄᴏᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ what the actual fuck

[@rrosse]

I saw one where jungkook fell in love with his daughter but it’s like you where suppose to be the daughter 😭

[@kys2049]

@@cowbearrie wtf 😂😂😂 you know what i am not even suprised

[@donuted_ace]

he Jungkooked his Jungkock

[@kys2049]

No- wtf

[@donuted_ace]

@@kys2049 did u watch the video

[@kys2049]

@@donuted_ace Yes and your comment is gold

[@AnnMarcelino]

dude

[@donuted_ace]

@@AnnMarcelino :)

[@calvinhache6307]

as someone with aphantasia, I love Kurtis's videos. if it weren't for him, I could never "imagine" these imaginative scenarios; truly a hero amongst society

[@elin2683]

Imagine: Kurtis Conner is doing an Irish accent. He ends up sounding like all of the Beatles combined into one person

[@hana-bp6ep]

HE DOES WTH

[@amethyst1989]

IKR

[@tsuki_avocado]

@@hana-bp6ep underrated comment

[@ilexdiapason]

he's accidentally aimed a little too far to the east with that

[@kemia2061]

the Beatles are scouse-

[@MaryssolIbarra]

When Jenna says “at least my fans do smart” it hits on a very intense way. I did shake a bit too.

[@ambersomething1693]

Imagine: You see Kurtis Conner and Neil Breen at 7/11. You have a heart attack. They don’t attend your funeral

[@simplysarah2113]

Amber Ashley Imagine Neil Breen making a movie about your death where he time travels to try and save you but end up blowing up the entire world, then Neil proposes to Kurtis and they fly to Venus and spend the rest of their life together.

[@adelinewurzer4533]

i would have a heart attack if i saw neil breen in public

[@Anna-19928]

adeline wurzer I just can’t believe he exists outside of my screen, in the real world, as a real human

[@ambersomething1693]

simply sarah I am imagining that, and I like it. I ship it

[@moonmoon11111]

this the most realistic imagine I’ve ever read

[@knuckl6972]

10:31 and the he crawls in your ear, you yell at him to stop but he is in there

[@s_mai8970]

Imagine if you wanted to go to heaven... but god said "you did that jungkook imagine"

[@maypalserrup]

This is underrated 💀

[@afellowturtle2119]

That was horrible (I’m an army and wtf did I witness)

[@doodledevore4374]

@@afellowturtle2119 Hi, an army. I'm Doodle DeVore.

[@zariaritzberg3946]

Well deserved

[@sophiamr4008]

@@afellowturtle2119 same man..

[@st4rryk]

Imagine: You're eating chips with Logan Paul and you look over at him hungrily as he slowly morphs into a chip himself, he blushes as you stare at him intently. You smirk playfully and devour him whole. ❤️

[@Zulf85]

What kind of chip are we talking though? I need the flavor

[@Rolling_Girl_falling_forever]

@@marvelineous Wait what?

[@jasj122]

marvelineous what- ik the fbi came to his house but it wasn’t about child trafficking

[@ashkay7950]

Wow... Another vore joke

[@user-rp3fe2wh4f]

Jake paul would be a dorito with no flavoring at the top of the bag

[@WordsFlowMagnetic]

Imagine: Kurtis Conner is imagining you. You feel a shiver, like someone is walking over your grave. He gives you an extra greeting

[@rVnsunshine]

U win the comments

[@oline5305]

i felt that deep in my soul

[@jazzicoco2390]

Wonderful

[@OzzynkaCZ]

I love this 😂

[@pancakeblu4394]

It is now my life goal to meet Kurtis and say, “at least my fans do smart,” two years later.

[@thekawaiicripple]

Imagine: you’re in kurtis’s ear while on a date to his show with your nerdy flowing hair and whisper “at least my fans do smart” Kurtis begins convulsing. He then melts into a puddle on stage as all his audience starts to mop it up. With blood on your hands you give one last “clap” in his honor as you whisper yee-yee while you melt into a very pacific Logan Paul shaped puddle as well, becoming one puddle for eternity.

[@frosty_teacup]

excuse you I like my nerdy flowing hair

[@melissahourihan2344]

"At least my fans do smart" got me

[@gyuisthebeom]

👏🏻👏🏻

[@TheThe-fs1zx]

I’m crying😭 so beautiful

[@thomaskite7222]

I feel like you got a bot to watch this one video and randomly generate words to form a comment.

[@Sbsok82]

Ok, but nothing beats "imagine: Niall Horan crawling inside your ear. You tell him to stop, but he is in there"

[@alihughes3728]

"She's got big eyes, lips and long hair" - wow, what an insult. Imagine having lips - ugh.

[@sarahb8695]

Ikr? And long hair and glasses? Pfft, what a nerd. * Looks in mirror * Oh...well, at least my fans do smart. * Dies*

[@jamayajones4472]

Isn't that what most pretty people look like? Lol

[@ahimsa5971]

Couldnt be me

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

Ew gross people with lips are so ugly. I’m so glad I was born without a mouth at all

[@LadyMothball]

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 i also enjoy the consumption of batteries, tasty treat

[@certifiedgreg_rose]

Is nobody going to talk about how good that junkook/despicable me joke was? It was literally so funny and made me laugh a lot.

[@janes8714]

Imagine: "It's so good to see you again." The words send shivers down your spine. You look over your shoulder shyly, feet turning in toward each other. "H-h-hi, Kurtis." Kurtis takes off the head of his teletubby costume to look you in the eyes. "Welcome to Kurtistown."

[@oh-ru3ws]

jan s thanks i hate it!

[@marisatheuglybitch8584]

👉👈

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

U///w///U

[@sarahbarr429]

You just made my minion gru

[@st4rryk]

Justin: "At least my fans do smart." *Mic drop* Interviewer: *vibrates violently*

[@suditii]

💀💀💀help-

[@maehadid9504]

The interviewer turned vibrate mode on

[@rb8566]

Imagine: you’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LeBeouf 😍😍🥵🥵

[@Crow-kc1nz]

I wish this would happen to me 😍😍

[@eggeggeggegg6019]

this is a song lmao

[@PagodaToga]

You’re running for the your life its shia lebeouf hes brandishing a knife its shia lebeouf. Eating all the bodies. Actual cannibal shia lebeouf

[@videogamemusic2962]

Katie Biedron Ah, your leg! IT’S CAUGHT IN A BeAr tRaP!!!

[@jaxmcflyk8023]

WAIT HE ISNT DEAD, Shia Suprise

[@juliamdp]

14:37 I can’t imagine how long it must’ve taken them to record that entire bit without cracking up

[@lt4511]

imagine: ur at a kurtis conner show. u stand up and say “at least my fans be smart”. kurtis starts to shake. the crowd stands and starts to chant it with u. “at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart.” kurtis falls to the floor convulsing. his fans really do be smart indeed.

[@dansenkat]

L T this comment deserves every award

[@atara500]

hello very good comment but idk if you noticed or did it on purpose I am not trying to sound rude sorry but I think it says at least my fans do smart I think?? instead of be smart is do smart uh yeah sorry idk if you did that on purpose or not but ,,,, aaa bye

[@sbennett6348]

then everybody starts clapping

[@speepeal3785]

@@sbennett6348 it's an imagine, not a real story you fucking brainlet

[@yejunrealgf]

@@speepeal3785 who tf said it was a real story i think theyre aware, just adding on for jokes. and jesus you are such a snowflake chill out

[@Anna-si4ck]

Imagine: You walk into Starbucks and yell, "HEY BARISTA!" then tell the barista "I want filay minion plz" the barista then rips off a mask to reveal he is really jungcock! He roughly pins you to a wall in fury and says "WE DONT SERVE THAT HEAR!" in sheer panic you think back to all your self defence lessons and say what you know could possibly save your life. "AT LEAST MY FANS DO SMART!" you scream in panic before he chokes you to death. Suddenly, Kurtis Connor (mayor of Kurtis town to be Pacific) runs into the Starbucks, shaking uncontrollably! While shaking, he has a kungfoo battle with jungcock and kills him. You are so greatful and now you are married.

[@AskSydneyLipton]

Ruta I can’t breath💀💀💀

[@Maryyyyy252]

LMFAOOOO YOU DID HIM LIKE THAT

[@ashleyscheuermann8744]

i almost cried on myself

[@idontknowanymore9966]

I CANT BREATHEEEE

[@victorianichkhun8568]

Not jungcock💀

[@ayyyefam8146]

Kurtis really said: this is my Irish accent *Paul McCartney impression*

[@julia-pp8iy]

@Wolfie Draws RINGOS NEVER ENDING NOSE OF DEATH ZSEGVVDCFVGHBJNK

[@ericxuhh]

Wolfie Draws LMAOOOOO

[@herefromdrewafualo6201]

9:55 Why does the bully sound like he has a praise kink???

[@Midori-Chan-t2k]

because he does

[@egenaz]

kurtis holds you and whispers to your ear: *FOLKS*

[@pissdrinkerofficial6924]

Egenaz Sarı EYE-

[@egenaz]

@@ninimad well i'm flattered thank you

[@goeeey]

Then he enters your ear. You tell him to stop but he is in there.

[@egenaz]

@@goeeey well that escalated quickly

[@naomi8420]

*slaps you in the face* CLAP

[@mcrbuggie]

imagine: you meet kurtis at his show and as you go in for a hug, you whisper “at least my fans do smart.” he immediately starts convulsing and shaking uncontrollably. he falls on the floor and looks up at you “how could you?” you watch as the life leaves kurtis’s eyes. finally, you can take his place as mayor of kurtistown.

[@hiphiphoogray]

... the fact that this comment is like 3 under the person you stole this from LOL OFFBEAT

[@trvs7797]

I commented the same thing pretty much before I saw this

[@ambersomething1693]

bread basket over my dead body. Kurtis is the only mayor and you HAVE TO BE NICE TO HIM

[@mcrbuggie]

Gray i didnt copy this lmao i literally cant find the comment youre talking about

[@kgb4583]

“It’s not cheating if it’s on a different bed” - kurtis conner 2020

[@Nathan-mk3uf]

I coincidentally read this at the same time kurtis said it

[@ZippyFromRainbow]

niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there always has me rolling on the floor crying-laughing

[@Pictochatz]

Y/n: Jungkook what was in that steak? Jungkook: Jungcock

[@machinegutz]

i-

[@Anayaah421]

I'm-

[@moumidas2116]

I'm s-

[@S이사]

we dont speak of it maam

[@jiminiejins826]

STOPPPPPP DMCNNSCA

[@NobodyBasically]

I feel like those "what did you think was in the steak/oatmeal/who gave you the teeth" imagines were supposed to be parodies of the "who do you think gave you the transplanted heart" imagine.

[@singulariteas]

oh definitely they're ironic

[@frosty_teacup]

Don't just feel it, believe it. Because yeah they are, 100%.

[@hobiworld4716]

i actually cried with the jungkook imagine “filay minion” WHYYY

[@yesipan]

that poor minion lmao

[@bananache4793]

I dont know how to feel about it-

[@lava4real925]

hobiworld meeeee

[@ilikeartsandfarts8452]

What happened to the minions dick when it saw jungkook? It *G* *R* *U*

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

I cried harder at "At least my fans do smart" but fair point

[@beefy.jsph69420]

3:25 missed opportunity to put a Barbie dream house 😞

[@Mastdoa]

Kurtis: I’m going on tour COVID-19: No you ain’t

[@CarmenLopez-oh1hf]

#teamscorbunny how it feels to say COVID-19 instead of coronavirus: 😎 🧑‍✈️🕴🕺

[@maxp6740]

#teamscorbunny I would like this but it was at 69 so I was obligated to comment instead :)

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@CarmenLopez-oh1hf I just call it the beer virus. lol

[@n0t._.n4ncy]

Moonbunxbaby no it’s:🧠👨‍🔬👨‍🏫

[@aliciavquinn]

I’ve been intermittently laughing at “and that’s the fit?” for hours

[@alicia-katearviso3265]

we have same name :))

[@Onbetween]

I could keep a straight face, but when the sentence: "she got big eyes and big lips and long hair" was spoken I just lOST IT

[@mackr1940]

I lost it when the teacher started cheering

[@funsizedpenguin3772]

I habitually said "bless you" when he sneezed at the end. Omg I haven't laughed so hard in a while after he said "Thank you." Needed that.

[@cheddarcheese774]

Imagine: Your boyfrirend kurtis connor is eating spinach. He spills it everywhere and smashes all of your computers. Dissapointed, you escape to a purple forest where you see his twin. Your life is about to get crazy.

[@lillieampurra]

Kurtis Breen

[@epushzp]

That reference tho

[@quinndenson3489]

Who am I? What am I?

[@SailorOrbiter]

Best imagine I've seen so far. You should have it turned into a movie. Maybe even multiple. 😍 Move over E.L. James there's a new writer in town.

[@Asant3]

😂😂😂😂

[@MissMommy0514]

POV’s are literally the imagines of TikTok. Omg, I didn’t even realize I had over 1k likes!! TY!

[@itsrey5475]

Facts We need a Tik Tok POV video now

[@teddybeardecomposing8045]

I find those so stupid and cringey lmao

[@sk313t0n]

no they’re literally just episode stories re-enacted

[@kimmyputriraditya9379]

I don't think they know the difference between POV and context

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

@@itsrey5475 yessssss kurtis do this

[@ambpin2656]

tell me i'm not the only one who laughed at that gru joke

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

You're not lmao

[@queenofweird5956]

Nah

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

It was a good joke. lol

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

@Runas you shouldn't force yourself to watch something you don't enjoy, humors subjective 😁

[@Cedalion]

It was fabulous

[@yoongiverse.]

the jungkook one made me so violently uncomfortable that i had to take a break from watching the video and now i can’t stop thinking about it, some random person scarred me permanently so thanks for that

[@amitfihman7342]

That’s cool and all but, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe and here's why: Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case

[@Rosie-od4kc]

Underrated comment

[@Rosie-od4kc]

Devin Ians I was joking

[@fellowmemer5693]

@@Rosie-od4kc how was that joking

[@xena8769]

@@fellowmemer5693 why is everyone mad at rosie lmao

[@xena8769]

this hits hard

[@sawyerthompson2261]

Imagine: You have just broken up wirh Kuris and he moved out. You are listening to his podcats very really goof and he says "I love you y/n pleas come back to me I miss you so much" IMAGIEN

[@helloimkalley105]

Freddie Mercury not only is this art but your profile picture us 👌👌👌

[@chillinvillain7800]

Wattpad be like

[@mooshuroom]

VERY REALLY GOOF

[@coni4508]

OH MY INAGIME

[@patrochilles6275]

Imagay pleas

[@imeantloveyou5eva]

im agine: Harry and Kurtis are walking down the street and you bump into them, then they beat you to the edge of your life then walk away laughing while you choke on your own blood. Gru snipes you to put you out of your misery 💖

[@norahpingping]

😂😂😂😂

[@ikayla0329]

😂💀

[@رانا-ع1ل]

so romantic 🥰

[@jinnie4271]

Best date ever to be honest 💖💖

[@RogueAstro85]

Hi agine, I'm dad!

[@calowenby1654]

Kurtis’s shout-giggle is one of the single funniest things I’ve ever heard.

[@yurislagalo]

Bullies: look at the nerd she's got big eyes and lips The nerd: 👁️👄👁️

[@saachi2705]

LMAOOO

[@taezer3687]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@elizairland6586]

🧿👄🧿

[@saraelnaggar739]

Im iN pAaAiIiiINnnNnNNnN 👁💧👄💧👁🤚

[@Kanik_Crow]

Lol this is under appreciated

[@frida8064]

imagine: gru is holding you and kurtis at gunpoint after your date: he says, “I love you y/n” and then gru shoots him. he dissolves into three minions stacked on top of each other. you fell in love with 3 minions😍

[@snail08617]

hot

[@Zoe-gd1lq]

I really shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did at the Gru holding Kurtis at gunpoint behind the camera bit-

[@Pongocity.]

Imagine: You name your child after a animal crossing character.

[@ramihearts]

Cephalobot

[@theunderstatement6842]

a n k h a

[@Pongocity.]

@@ramihearts best islander tho

[@user-ud9xc1hr3g]

"You come home to find him in another woman's bed" seriously broke me.

[@tj7363]

Arlin Oglenski I just realized what was wrong with that sentence

[@arksong8405]

the lady brought her bed to your house and they took a nap together

[@starrynight5425]

Imagine: Kurtis adds a third extra greeting in his videos specifically for you

[@taeunaosei9107]

Kinky

[@joselocalau123]

Omg

[@tyegordon]

woah, you don't know what you're doing to me man🤤

[@Asant3]

OH GOD

[@mad.for.madison]

I really need this

[@127sys]

I SAW THE TITLE AND SAW THE SMALL PICTURE OF LOGAN PAUL AND WAS LIKE „uh- gotta watch this NOW“

[@truepik]

same!

[@jorydn1136]

Small photo of Logan? His ego is too big for there to be a small photo of him

[@sergiomaciel2147]

how tf u get quotation marks on the bottom

[@127sys]

Jojo Is not gay: by being german

[@sergiomaciel2147]

Xew DiBenedetto alr brb gettin in my clown car rn

[@FM-lt1hz]

I'm irish and Kurtis, your award was well deserved. Congrats king ❤