Criss Angel Is A Freak

[@Alexcutspie]

Seeing Shaquille O’Neil floating like a helium balloon is precisely what I needed this Sunday afternoon

[@manda-om9ls]

Did you know shaq is now a edm dj

[@mlpdisneylover]

I think I saw a meme of that on Discord one time 💀

[@FrshChees91]

and then Flavor Flav shows up!

[@felixfeelstherock]

Same

[@thethe4665]

😂

[@ShanKatOD]

never trust a Chris who spells it Criss, mindfreak or not

[@mcbby7]

-Alec Baldwin on 30 Rock?

[@sunfxded]

@@mcbby7 what

[@clougellii]

:(

[@OddlyMistaken]

guess i'm safe 😅

[@lujehnrahman5426]

Like your pic. Fitting.

[@rosemilk6769]

i envy those who are young enough to have grown without criss angel's media presence

[@DearestSheepMC]

I guess I'm one of these people...but literally damn this entity not even human is just 🤡📷

[@nicteha13]

i remember that he would always play on the tvs in the hotel when my family went on trips to vegas. traumatized.

[@beep978]

Its me im 17

[@bushdenae]

I think I thought he was just a cool magician; I was too young and innocent lol. Was he always on the 1000/100 with being creepy fr? 😭🤢

[@froggy5748]

Thank you, mate

[@nicolelewis5237]

how goddam hilarious it would be to see Shaq just floating around, passing you overhead while you're in the park on a lunch break.

[@littlewingmyoho]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zeyk9912]

i CANNOT stop laughing over shaq just floating like that lmaooo

[@jubilantsleep]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@seayouslater210]

And flava flavs face Lmaoo

[@ermwhatthefreak..]

timestamp?

[@MadDunhill]

genuinely hilarious

[@imnobody-whoareyou]

sir you are single handedly getting me through every time i eat alone in the dining hall

[@jacknasty38]

VOUCH

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

lol yeah… (sad cowboy face)

[@tigercarings]

SAME

[@AccordingToWillow]

READING THIS COMMENT WHILE EATING ALONE IN THE DINING HALL LMAOOOOOO HEY SISTER

[@gabbieh5680]

literally me rn 😭

[@theodorecbb]

Shaq levitating is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life

[@simplybet8104]

"We will never cut" *obscures the view with fire*

[@mjg-98]

I had a science teacher in highschool (God rest her soul, she passed away my senior year) but she LOVED Criss Angel like she would just have us watch him in class instead of do work lol So it was funny then, especially because I watched this shit on cable as a kid lol I did feel for Criss Angel since his young son had/has cancer (I haven’t kept up with that) poor kid

[@user-xd7dt6gr8l]

His son ended treatment and went into remission early this year! Apparently had it for 5 years, since he was 20 months old, definitely happy to hear the good news.

[@gertskook]

He has two younger siblings. A brother and a sister. And I believe he’s in remission now.

[@aloeleaf]

@@user-xd7dt6gr8l that’s great:)

[@Grimmish]

In my college psychology class that I paid a little over $500 for, my professor will occasionally have us watch Criss Angel clips. Not really sure why.

[@rei8592]

this made me audibly laugh 💀💀

[@lucilla888]

lmao

[@cakes6537]

he's driving YOU to madness for first hand experience in the field

[@lemonadebi]

he's psychologically torturing you /j

[@progrockUSA]

He was studying his students.

[@binkin7304]

I thought the mirror was going to be a trick mirror and they were just going to have the older actress wearing the same clothes on the other side and mimic the little girl so she thought it was her reflection. Why did I think it would be an actual trick lmaoo

[@wrizz_x]

Literally what I was thinking

[@alexwillsuffice]

right it could have been so wholesome

[@AshChiCupcak]

I used to watch him all the time as a kid and I never saw that magic trick OMG 🤣 Like that was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. If something like that was even possible, he just literally took that girls whole childhood away and ruined her life, like what?

[@flowerpower9419]

The jacket also “grew” with her because that’s totally believable

[@TheProxy066]

@@flowerpower9419 I thought the jacket was over-sized to begin with?

[@criidawg]

"Worms in your arm. Suck on that." - Jake Doolittle 2022

[@Saibellus]

i remember watching that one show about the masked magician who revealed how he did his tricks at the end. once, i lingered on the channel and criss angel came on, and i was like who the fuck is this loser, and never made that mistake again.

[@maggiebottoms6526]

Yes. At one point my mother would just throw on the magician who like revealed all of the secrets on tv, and I’d wake her up to change the channel when criss came on

[@lucilla888]

that shows so cool!

[@AJizzle124]

Me and my family watched the masked magician too! I loved learning how the tricks worked

[@readtheroom831]

“Is this to catch a predator??” 🤣🤣👏🏼 Man Jake is killing me with these one liners

[@jazmin5050]

Back in like 2010 my family went through a Criss Angel phase we even got the official Criss Angel magic kit. looking back it felt like a fever dream

[@anotherlittlepieceofmyart]

We had the seasons on dvd lol

[@christina3115]

Criss Angel looks the fifth member of Motley Crue, so learning that he was in a heavy metal/glam metal band was not surprising. Also, why was Criss Angel seriously EVERYWHERE in the 2000s???

[@charyse1361]

Everything he was saying to that 8 year old girl during that segment made my stomach hurt.

[@babamm1356]

“completely relax. that’s good” BRO STAWP

[@TheProxy066]

It was so weird. It really gave me the ick.

[@maggiebottoms6526]

No hate jake, but we already knew he was a ( mind) freaky little guy

[@Sqwirrel_Bonez]

I didn’t-

[@nobody42]

i feel like the title was doing the same pun

[@michaelheckman3474]

As a bottom your last name is solid 🙏

[@maggiebottoms6526]

@@nobody42 fun fact, jokes can be made in more than one form

[@maggiebottoms6526]

@@michaelheckman3474 righttttttt

[@Fuzzy_Moths]

Never even heard of Criss Angel before this video, but the title is scaring me already

[@maggiebottoms6526]

You should consider yourself lucky that you were not affected as a child by criss angel

[@Fuzzy_Moths]

@@maggiebottoms6526 probably should :")

[@toren2099]

@@maggiebottoms6526 dude was awesome idgaf what anyone says

[@ladybinicorn2800]

Am I the only one who noticed that the one guy who was amazed by Shaq's levitation was Flavor Flav? Because that made it SO much funnier.

[@bisexualfrenchfry1953]

My aunt use to tell me his magic was real and me and all my cousins would sit down and watch his show every week. I truly believed he could make people float bc my aunt said the devil gave him magic. Now watching the floating videos I’m fckn dying bc how did I believe that was real 🤣😭🤣😭

[@mermaid_at_heart213]

My mother said the same thing about David Copperfield years ago. I was watching him "walk" through the Great Wall of China. lol

[@Chaoticfairyy]

thank you for being able to make me laugh, I have been dealing with horrible fits of throwing up and fainting everyday for weeks with no answer to why it’s happening but your content always keeps me grounded during this really draining time. You are so impactful thank you

[@gloomy6452]

oh god,you should go see a doctor!

[@Chaoticfairyy]

I went to my primary care doctor at first and she told me it’s normal, but i had a really bad one last night and ended up not waking up. I went to the er and they told me to find a new doctor and prescribed some meds but i still have no answers

[@Bee-op7yv]

@@Chaoticfairyy hope you find out the issue , hopefully you recover quickly

[@toxxicx]

​@@Chaoticfairyy your doctor is terrible. there are multiple disorders where the main symptom is fainting. it is absolutely not normal to faint and do it often. i hope you can find a new doctor. i don't want to suggest looking things up on google though because that just usually makes it worse.

[@MYLAR.]

your primary care doctor sucks 😭 i hope you find a doctor that leads you to answers and health

[@LostWithoutRainn]

how is shaq levitating not a meme?!

[@_mizzypunk]

it was made into a vine years ago lol

[@rootfish2671]

Lost to the sands of time

[@mj_mj_mj]

I read Holly Madison’s book a few years back and she talked about the abuse she endured when she was with him. It was mostly emotional abuse, but at times it got incredibly frightening for her as he’d scream in her face. He also deliberately isolated her from her friends and family. Essentially he was using her to get more fame and attention towards his performances. When she broke up with him he refused to give her back her jewellery and told his next girlfriend lies about her (that she was insane and on drugs). It seems like he’s always been a creep

[@countessoflemongrab]

Obsessed with how the person screaming "Yeah!" after the explosion sounds exactly like SpongeBob

[@mrscoolwhipp]

I read this comment before I got to the segment and it was 100% as you described. Thank you 🥺

[@crazycwm3027]

11:16 “this is like a ufo sighting if the ufo is the most dominant center in nba history” 💀

[@noname-qw9td]

In all honesty, as much as 8 year old me would have said yes to looking 20 if I was asked, you bet your hiney and a damn HALF that as soon as it happened, I would've cried.

[@sybill123ful]

NOOOO SHACQ IS FLYING AWAY SOMEONE HELP HIM

[@acutetoad]

I'm a bit of a mind freak myself

[@jess-sw8cr]

my edibles are kicking in and i can’t handle floating shaq rn

[@CheAshBri]

I love how Flava Flav stared on in disbelief as Shaq “levitated” 😂

[@anotherlittlepieceofmyart]

He doesnt seem hard to amaze but it's cute tho

[@rootfish2671]

TBF he did a lot of crack

[@lulucool45]

the 2000's fashion in these clips is killing mee

[@ashley_evil_dead_666]

🤣

[@shannnonrae]

i grew up in las vegas and i was absolutely terrified of this man. glad to see that nothing has changed

[@Ndkksooejn]

I'm terrified of anyone who grew up in Vegas

[@shannnonrae]

@@Ndkksooejn it’s just the suburbs i promise lol

[@withermint]

Lmao same!!

[@kass9330]

I'm ashamed to admit that I was obsessed with Criss Angel as a child (7/8 ish), I watched every episode and thought he was the hottest man alive 😭 Watching this now, he's so fuckin creepy dude

[@zenobiaalvares1066]

Same😭😭

[@statesminds]

*runs at screen with hands up* MIND FREAK

[@King-Of-Best]

No one will argue with that statement… I hope

[@indigowolf3377]

I saw his show in Vegas last Feb and it was him on a stage blowing fire and playing air guitar for an hour and a half. And turn your phone off unless you want to be escorted out by four criss angel secret service officers.

[@Yummypoison0]

"Yeah? You wanna do it??" Actual chills down my spine

[@miranda13c]

I think I had blocked out my childhood memories of watching Criss Angel until I saw this video 😂 I can’t believe I used to think he had real “powers”

[@fynnknight558]

i wonder if someone can find the lil girl now. i hope shes okay lmao

[@rootfish2671]

She's in a trunk in Criss Angel's closet

[@Sweettormentt]

Shes forever stuck in her 20s

[@rosegold-sc6fp]

That was Flava Flav helping levitate Shaq! I'm fucking crying right now. I didn't expect him in on that. Lololol.

[@theinfamousspade]

This is literally the same person who played a magician who killed and drowned people off of CSI New York. Oh my god

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

psychopath in csi and irl

[@Trees...]

Look at you being fancy! You got two spam bots. :)

[@earlgaytea]

@@Trees... well, it's the same one twice, i think lol. someone wants their attention

[@Burgercat55]

The Shaq floating video is so iconic 😭

[@Alexcutspie]

people not knowing who Criss Angel is already makes me feel old

[@jupiteryu7318]

Am I aging 😔

[@chava4809]

It crushed my childhood memories to learn that everyone on Criss Angel’s show was an actor- that his televised illusions weren’t even true illusions

[@alittlefrog2395]

Omg wait I thought the kiss was bad and then I get to the part where he’s licking and sucking on this woman’s arms 😭

[@sourgreendolly7685]

They shouldn’t have pulled Shaq into gravity, he was so peaceful and free.

[@rootfish2671]

He finally broke the surly bounds of earth

[@basil6060]

i remember being dumbfounded when they aired that jump with the explosion in front of it lmaoo

[@hatenayousei]

if I was that 8 year old I'd probably cry and run away

[@JustAHuman101]

Same tbh

[@SarahE1982]

And Shaquille O'Neal was never able to come down. You can still spot him to this day, floating over LA.

[@em84c]

I thought I never heard of him but that walking on water is bringing back memories

[@patrickcomerford6153]

i remember a clip where there was like a mom and daughter, and the mom was pregnant and criss transferred the pregnancy from the mom to the daughter, without saying thats what was going to happen

[@kinkanalchemist]

If that was real, imagine how messed up that family situation would be 😂

[@patrickcomerford6153]

@@kinkanalchemist yea thatd be rough

[@maplesyrup1223]

I’m sorry the giant explosion on the whole screen was so unexpected and it fucking killed me oh my god 😭😭

[@angellasiter6931]

I grew up absolutely adoring Chris Angel. I was convinced since he was dressed like an emo kid and I WAS an emo kid - AND we had the same name (Angel) , that we'd get married one day. I even got one of his magic kits for my birthday. Of course I've grown out of that but I did go to one of his shows in Texas a few years ago that ended up being pretty cool. He dedicated the whole performance to his son who was battling cancer and ended up giving the entire audience a free autograph and greeted everyone personally. Super wholesome.

[@soniathompson3712]

know how the magicians used to do the crushing of the bird cage with bird inside well this ruined my childhood finding this out every bird inside that cage get crushed to death and then they wip out a new bird that looks the same so freaken sad i wish i could crush every one of those magicians

[@noellethomas2589]

I was obsessed with that dude when I was around eight years old. Thank God my parents never allowed me to go to a show 😅

[@whimsyandsilly]

when i was a kid i wanted to literally be criss angel and now i’m trans ❤️

[@maggiebottoms6526]

Maybe that’s less of a criss angel specific thing and more of a because you’ve always been a man thing

[@spookyteal]

it's probably because of the one clip where he changed a man & woman's genders, congrats & thanks Criss Angel for making all of us alt kids trans, bless

[@RatEatRat]

his real magic trick was transing all the genders across the globe

[@ook4698]

same omg the criss angel to trans pipeline is REAL

[@DBSKxSECRETsarang39]

LOL

[@lilmissstarshinexo]

His creepy “you wanna DO IT!?”

[@Nataleeagain]

Okay but my celebrity crush as a kid was Criss Angel. Yikes.... lol This video absolutely sent me.

[@kathrineprescott]

“Those are some chunky crosses sir” 😂😂

[@lizzyizzywizzy]

11:18 OH SHIT OH FUCK HES FLOATING AWAY YALL LET GO OF HIS STRING

[@reallylizjohnson]

6:16 Chris Angel did my gender affirmation surgeries 🏳️‍⚧️

[@bellabambaa]

I have never laughed so hard at someone's natural reactions before. Lmao 10/10. New subscriber.

[@rootfish2671]

The most hilarious thing is this show had legit fans, a pre-recorded magic show on TV... Yeah he's not going to use a bunch of editing tricks LOL

[@OddlyMistaken]

Bro imagine looking out your window and just seeing Shaq asleep floating in the air 😂😂

[@freetoast]

one time I was watching his show on tv w my cousin and he said he was gonna make us, the viewers, levitate through our screens. I was pumped but my cousin was so scared she held onto the headboard bc she thought he'd never lower us back down😭😭

[@RusPitman]

I had a mate who was a legit grown ass man who believed everything Chris was doing was real.

[@Shiznittlebizbampop1]

I love the Shaquille O'Neal levitation the most. Funny thing is, is that it actually IS Shaq being "Levitated" (it's done with the same kind of wires that they use to suspend airplanes in museums. The wires are pretty thin, but sting as hell and in the right lighting you can't see them. Matter of fact, the more light the better, it's kinda cool how it works.) But what makes this my favorite trick that was shown in this video is that not only do we get to see Shaq get levitated, but also (For the people that don't know) Flavor Flav (The old dude in green) is just randomly at his house hanging out too.... God that puts a timestamp on when this was done because the only reason they even showed Flav, other than getting a reaction shot. Was because he was also super popular on TV at the time with his dating show "Flavor of Love" dear God that name is still nasty to think about; like who the fuck gave the green light to let it be named that? LMFAO 😂 🤢🤮

[@roseonthealiencat]

legend has it Shaquille O’Neil is still floating gently away today

[@melithegamer]

Didn’t watch the video yet but goddamn criss had a grip on me as a kid fr I thought i was a mindfreak myself

[@htxtaj]

I want everyone involved in production arrested immediately.

[@Nisiek]

I had no idea who Chris Angel was before this video and you just reminded me of a time when I was a kid when my brother showed me a video of Chris angel separating someone’s torso from their legs and everyone was screaming but I didn’t know it was a tv show and it TRAUMATISED ME

[@adrenalineliberation]

Shaq not screaming for his life and flava flav being there quietly is telling just how fake it iss

[@JasminMiettunen]

Aw man, these clips with actors and video editing really ruined the illusion I was under as a kid that he actually did street magic

[@edylorraine4402]

I used to be obsessed with mind freak as a kid to the point I actually begged my mom to get me criss angel’s magic kit and this video just brought back so many good memories

[@aidanm5578]

He really frick's my mind

[@Shadowxcatcher]

And he never gave the child back

[@weebnugget682]

i love how he ends his videos, its like ending a phone call

[@judythruiz6643]

you've literally made an extra 10,000 subscribers in the past 3 dayssss!!! Your popularity is NEVER STOPPING! WOOHOOO!!

[@hannahmargaret5773]

i never comment on videos but just wanted to say, i wait for your videos every day and always watch when i get home. you’re seriously hilarious

[@maggiebottoms6526]

Jakes the best

[@hardcox420]

He sounds like he’s abt to kidnap her

[@BlueMarbleApeMan]

6:03 "That little look" Yeah, it was like he was auditioning for the role of Jim Halpert on The Office lol

[@thethe4665]

Why were creepers so normalized in that decade 🤢 then people wonder why millennials all have c-ptsd and depression

[@bayleeharding7043]

I was cackling my whole walk to work struggle with chronic pain and your vid’s make the walk easier ❤

[@randomtinypotatocried]

I wasn't allow to watch magic as a kid, not because of growing up in the church, but my mom hated magic acts. It's hilarious I ended up marrying a magician

[@TuesdayTirzahOfIsrael]

I love how Flavor Flave looked so genuinely amazed 😂 like what

[@kemp5402]

that chris angel walking on water thing was the first i saw of him too! then i saw a tv show that debunked magic tricks showing how it was done with glass.

[@brookeo.2760]

More than anything I remember the one where he was ran over by a a giant vehicle with a giant dough roller and when he floated above a giant building with a helicopter spinning circles above

[@DiaryOfJane04]

I used to have the entire series on DVD and would watch it religiously, idk where the DVD's went but I think I'm glad they're gone

[@art_by_black]

why does criss angel look like shane dawson

[@benjenhoeppner658]

Criss Angel has a weird restaurant too. It’s called Cablp. It might be worth looking into.

[@pinklemonegg]

did....was there a munch squad on this or does it just feel really munch squaddy

[@benjenhoeppner658]

@@pinklemonegg I don’t think so. I know a podcast called Podcast The Ride talked about it and it seemed wild. The official Cablp KZbin all has less than a 1000 views on their videos so it might not be well known.

[@nannettefreeman7331]

11:11 The Flava Flav "Gawk of Disbelief." This MUST be real! Y'can't get NUTH'N past Flav! He knows what time it is! ✌🏼

[@Red_the_spirit]

Balls in their open wound?????

[@Jimbo386000]

"Take a seat right over there. And take your hands out of your pockets please."

[@violetkalico]

5:00 I’m 20 and this whole skit made me feel weird lmao

[@tsprouse1322]

I love the classic early 2000’s stuff where literally Chris and also everyone else had Karen haircuts 🤣🤣 like that plus the deeeeeeep V shirt 🫣🤭 oh boy

[@cassandral.5840]

He is the real Gob from Arrested Development. HEY!

[@TheZombieSaints]

"puts his balls in the open wound or something" 🤣 that's funny!

[@JessLauren0305]

Omg Shaq literally just floated over the house lol bahaha 😂😂😂

[@chpsueycicci8639]

I vividly remember watching the video of him taking the people apart on the park benches when I was younger and it used to scare the ever loving piss out of me