Crocodile Dundee - That is not a knife scene!

[@bobxyzp]

“Mick, your knife is poking into me.” “That’s not a knife…”

[@bigcountry4539]

Yup... ole Nick Dundee then takes this gal home and bangs her @$$ real proper-like...

[@765lbsquat]

She was getting passed around hollywood

[@Roshan75532]

this overrides that epic line.. !! ( u r an A$$ truly)

[@andrasxionis2052]

χαχα ωραιος

[@Serkant75]

I got the holy tesla 333 like 👍

[@MrFinnov8]

The calm devilish smile when Mick says ‘THAT’S a knife’ get me every time. 😂

[@cjarmourimfromthetoughdead5487]

In Australia 🇦🇺 we are deadly

[@marc6615]

Australians are a tough people remember Tobruk 1941 !

[@Oldgrumpyvet67]

And that chuckle too

[@martinkuliza]

i actually liked the part where he says "haha... Why ?"

[@Kidgloves1984]

"Just kids having fun" Lol!

[@oni5909]

Ricardo Feitosa smells like another robbery’s comin

[@Kidgloves1984]

Is that sarcasm or are you just trying to poke me..

[@oni5909]

@@Kidgloves1984 no lol, its just like in reality he'll just mug someone else

[@comrademason7835]

That’s the most Aussie response to kids trying to make a fast buck

[@Kidgloves1984]

"Yeah mate":))

[@dbodooley]

“Just kids having fun” I always loved that so much because he actually thought they were just having fun haha

[@mitya]

No, he does not. He was just being gracious and dismissing the situation in order not to add to his lady's stress levels.

[@TrafalgarWaterDLaw-dl5cm]

It's also no big deal or threat to him. Hence he doesn't take it serious. The mans used to deal with crocodiles afterall.

[@FranklinFerreira1]

@@mitya This...

[@Daniel-rd6st]

Nah, you can see how he keeps them in his sight to make sure that they are gone. He just didnt want to add any stress to the situation.

[@smithers4420]

So you have always misunderstood the scene then 😂

[@screenshottactical5201]

The iconic knife was created specifically for the movie by legendary Australian gunsmith John Bowring after the studio asked them to make an iconic knife for the film based on the Bowie knife. Bowring is also the gunsmith and armorer for series like Mad Max, Mission Impossible, Matrix and X-Men. Typically, the Bowie knife has a upward facing full brass guard instead of the Bowring's downward facing one half guard. Bowring's version also featured leather and twine instead of typical wood handle. Only two originals were ever created, given to Paul Hogan and one other person with the promise that they would never be sold. The film studio actually holds the copyright for the knife which is why no major company has made them! Little trivia tidbit!

[@willshaw3493]

Wonder why they never licensed the design out....I remember seeing a catalog in the 1990s that had replicas of the knives Gil Hibben and Jimmy Lile made for the Rambo movies, Terminator 2, and Total Recall.

[@formyownedification3879]

Say if someone were to "acquire" one of the knives. What would they be worth.

[@ozwunder69]

@@formyownedification3879 5 bucks says rick harrison

[@troubledjoe6201]

Yes, but will it keel ?

[@davea4245]

Kershaw made a limited number of replica knives in the 90s which where distributed by Snap-on Tools. I don't know if they sold them or gave them to the dealers. I only saw 1 and it was impressive.

[@piddy3825]

and 30 years later we are still saying, "that's not a knife... This is Knife!" best move quote ever!

[@akimbofurry2179]

Unless you carry a bowi knife like i do... I have that line seared into my brain.

[@oaktree33]

except he doesn't say "This is a knife"

[@shoeplayisbad1]

I'll make him a offer he can't refuse there's so many quotes but this one is definitely classic

[@xwarped83]

I show them my spoon.

[@SuperCounterparts]

And then The Simpsons upped it with "Knifey Spooney".

[@Darksaviour]

I love Mick’s face as soon as the thug tries to mug him. He is just like “I’m from Australia, I have seen Koalas scarier than you”

[@eleanorhogan8643]

And kangaroos too.

[@ivanvalera3250]

@@eleanorhogan8643 kangaroo our the apex fighter's of the island

[@eleanorhogan8643]

@@ivanvalera3250 they certainly are.

[@holeeray]

They're called drop bears and they're scary as all hell.

[@eleanorhogan8643]

@@holeeray yes they are.

[@DH-pz7bc]

This scene never gets old.

[@SoulFireCandlesNYC]

For 30 years it continues to be hilarious

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

“Why do you always make me feel like Jane in a Tarzan comic?” *Æëgh*

[@oblido1967]

I would have replied "Well, its better than Cheetah"

[@wenaldy]

Tarzan X

[@trigger0403]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@hushni]

I wanna be jane in tarzan x too.. But how?

[@marekmarbbydzovsky6516]

Woman loves it..

[@Greggorious123]

“That’s not a knife, that’s a spoon” “Ah, I see you’ve played knifey spoony before”

[@dinohuntr851]

Greg Williams great episode. Lol

[@yoyoyodude1748]

Bart vs australia , right?

[@jblonar]

I read that in their voices

[@neokai5511]

Simpsons

[@gaugetaylor496]

I wanna like your post but its at 420 likes so i withheld myself

[@solomonkane223]

I was always impressed with Dundee's skill at the slicing of the jacket, without the filleting of the punk within. The writers make the character out to be a greater than life modern day Tarzan. Classic.

[@shijo4416]

Especially that slice down the left arm

[@CarissaConti]

I feel like it was meant as a caricature to make fun of what Americans think Australians are.

[@eliasjakewallace2239]

Modern day Zorro I would say

[@marklynch1305]

That looked so corny and fake

[@arthurbrumagem3844]

@@marklynch1305 most movies are

[@JackSilver1410]

I've been collecting knives for a while and I finally went and found myself a "Crocodile Dundee" knife. It is by no means accurate to the movie in any way, but the damned thing is massive. It is easily the largest bowie I own and I own some chunky bowies. It may not be a perfect movie replica, but it pleases me to no end to see it in my collection and think "THAT'S a knoife."

[@Rubmaster]

Must feel great having a piece like that to remind yourself. "Today's gonna be a good day, quz I'm feeling like Dundee"

[@mrpowerlifter1413]

Such knife was available in "Frankonia Jagd" shops in Germany, 30-20 years ago (I can check exactly). It was named "Crocodile Hunter" and has 25cm edge length.

[@RJArens]

It's on my list of knives I want. I own a night stalker knife from the movie Cobra that's pretty cool. A Dundee knife and the cross dagger of ajanti from Golden Child are must haves.

[@HrWisch]

I got that knife and it's decoration only. The way they connected the handle to the blade is hilariously bad. While the knife itself looks close enough to the original, the sheath has the wrong color and looks cheap.

[@harrykey2448]

How sad you must be.

[@genaroayala8100]

It should be common sense to never rob somebody wearing a snake skin coat.

[@SenketsuFi]

Unless your bald and he jumps you later on

[@dman1737]

They literally tried to rob the scariest dressed white guy.

[@kasperchristensen8416]

True dat :D

[@Gablesman888]

On the editing room floor was left the original take of this scene wherein Dundee whips out an S&W 357 Magnum, and well, you can probably guess the rest. But the directors wished to keep the movie more light and airy.

[@discojelly]

@@Gablesman888 Technically.. Dundee was visiting the U.S. Technically even if he DID own a handgun, he would not be allowed to have it unless some specific license visiting foreigners can get. It was the 1980s when this movie came out (When I was a kid)... Directors were less concerned about light and airy and more concerned with an over the top back woods Aussie who wrestled Crocs. Gun control by today's standards was not a big hot point topic back then. Most folks in America relied on Dirty Hairy and other action stars for that kind of situation the some dude who lives everyday by his knife in the outback comparing his knife to the short little switch blade was an epic idea. If you know Aussies ... they like to go big and go hard. Much like that character.

[@aryanson]

Five minutes later meets up with the kid, slips him a fifty, and says "great job mate, she totally bought it"

[@scrapthatwithmatt9520]

aryanson 🤣

[@testaccount8921]

@The Alpha Matt I agree with Dave Chappelle about that guy.

[@30AndHatingIt]

“The coat cost $130, Dundee...”

[@BramsCommando]

Aryanmom

[@kknowledgecreations2689]

😭you mean juicy smoollet😂

[@BHRamsay]

Ah, the mid-eighties where apparently every brother was running around dressed up like Eddie Murphy in Delirious

[@strangelov]

*Michael Jackson

[@mrgabest]

Am old, can confirm.

[@Greyshadow_17]

Jheri curls lol

[@wilmetteentwistle9242]

Yeah basically guess you missed out?

[@jerrykinnin7941]

It was Micheal Jackson Micheal Jordan Eddie Murphy.

[@justinquaylepate1358]

"That's not a knife"; pulling out his monster knife "That's a knife " Classic line even more than 30 years later

[@newyorkgiantsfan5440]

Kids of today don’t know, but when people walked around in the 80’s, a sax randomly played.

[@penismightier9278]

Yep. It was the oddest thing though, once it hit 1990 the sax went away.

[@gammacurve]

yeah, always a lot of gratuitous sax on TV

[@richardcourchene7477]

that's not a knife its a spoon. Alright alright. I see you've played knify spoony before. - The Simpsons

[@Billkwando]

I love you.

[@651818]

Every time ppl had sex steven seagal played guitar solo as well

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

One of the great movie lines, kind of like make my day.

[@HughJorgan1]

"Pump your brakes kid, that man's a national treasure"--Kirk Lazarus

[@DarianCaplinger]

I remember when this movie came out, because I worked for a local cinema company. This movie stayed in our theater for almost a full year, including several months after it came out on VHS (this was before DVD young ones). A year! It was unheard of in this area, but it almost always sold out on most nights. At the time, I worked at the largest cinema in town (6 theaters), and it always played in theater 4. Theaters 3 and 4 were our largest, and had the best sound systems, so that music and the atmosphere, just magic.

[@myhous2161]

It is so stupid. Let's rob the guy with a python jacket and crocodile teeth in his hat. Some dumb crooks in the 80s.

[@xanderharris1104]

Those were fun days werent they? I was 16 when it came out. Kids nowadays dont understand just how big of a movie this was.

[@HughJass-jv2lt]

The original *Jurassic Park* was the only movie I recall having that kind of theater longevity. It stayed at our _dollar show theater_ for 12 months. ❤❤

[@dntlss]

@@myhous2161 Not sure how this relates,lol, anyhow, crooks have always been dumb, nothing to do with the 80s,ever heard about the one that wrote a note demanding money at a bank on his pay stub? that was a decade ago or so.

[@puntacanaman1]

What's a DVD?

[@taitano12]

"And your wallet." "Awww, aren't you an adorable little scamp."

[@stevepayne5965]

I nearly wet myself at this 🤣

[@SamC77]

Tells him to give them money. she is the only one with local currency.

[@BigstickNick]

That would have been better. Just give him Australian money.

[@MethshockFilms]

@@BigstickNick Better yet, monopoly money lmao

[@JIMMYHERDEZ]

This is weird comments people’s don’t go to different country without stacks of money 💵

[@TakeNoShift]

@@JIMMYHERDEZ yeh, it was a joke bub

[@antheunis011]

@@JIMMYHERDEZ you would be fucking surprised

[@Thomas63r2]

Never gets old. Every now and then this is a fun clip that needs to be watched. One of the best lines ever, no not the "this is a knife" - but the "just kids having fun"

[@thomasjefferson4492]

WHEN the government took the GUNS in AUSTRALIA,they had to send the entire AUSTRALIAN MILITARY TO GET CROCODILES GUNS,and a lot of them died taking the only mans guns in australia..IF there had been any men,they'd still be free today and NOT SLAVES...

[@goatfiddler8384]

@@thomasjefferson4492 Fuck off dip shit. At least we can go to school and Uni without being slaughtered in our classrooms. Also just out of interest, who am I slave of?

[@YhwhKhaiMostHigh]

@@goatfiddler8384 Yeah you are slaves. Try going 7 miles away from home and see what happens to you? You are a slave to a system that took away your freedoms "for the better good."

[@patrickbyrne5070]

@@goatfiddler8384 these rabid psychos wont listen brother. they couldnt hit a barn door from ten paces - their brain dead hick kid will likely blow his own FAS brains out and theyll still pretend theyre charlton heston. brainwashed sadly ...

[@maratonlegendelenemirei3352]

@@patrickbyrne5070 It is YOU who is brainwashed. That is why we are all fucked because of the majority idiots following orders.

[@amalgamationprime3168]

Never rob "an Australian with a knife" unless you're "a Japanese with a Katana".

[@kingofthings7929]

Not sure even that’s enough. Now, if you were an Emu...

[@robinnool9983]

Yes they're weakness of course

[@SaltCrocodile]

And even then its still fucking dangerous

[@Flamyll]

Ha x3 I can top that they pull a knife? I pull a remote with a big red button on a kill switch x3

[@thacc8216]

Or an emu

[@deathmagnetic12085]

It always makes me happy seeing the look on her face that she knows she'll always be safe with Mick.

[@sandal_thong8631]

"I'm always alright when I'm with you Dundee." Yeah, that sounds corny, but who cares?

[@wade727nelson]

When this movie came out you could still carry a knife like that onto an airplane.

[@bab2thebone1]

Interesting

[@Shadowdoc26]

I just assumed he would put it in his checked bag to avoid a scene anyway even though this was before 9/11

[@----.__]

@@bab2thebone1 I sat in the cockpit of a 747 over a dozen times as a kid flying in and out of Australia, but there's not a hope in hell of that these days. It's a pity that a few can ruin it for everyone and people don't get to have that experience these days.

[@legendofzelda2324]

Nice comment. I forgot about that. You def could lol

[@jehanariyaratnam2874]

Can’t even carry toothpaste on now

[@michaelmc8745]

John Wick - (Pulls out pen) Dundee - “that’s not a knife”

[@internettroll7497]

John wick- stab

[@RangerTheCEOofsx]

Dundee - “That’s not a stab”

[@internettroll7497]

@@RangerTheCEOofsx john wick- more stab

[@kradlinks2880]

@@internettroll7497 Dundee:Stop that tickles.

[@MaksimT]

Chuck Norris - kids, to late, go home.

[@tomaskennedy]

The look of pride on his face: "THAT'S a knife!" 🤣

[@battousai_the_mansplainer1045]

I notice that smile in his eyes the second he whipped it out🤣🤣🤣

[@ralphrivas3683]

*"knoife"

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

knoife the wo'amellon

[@JR-ju3kj]

It's almost more like a small sword or a machete than a knife.But yeah,THAT'S definitely a knife! Ha! Ha!

[@tomaskennedy]

@@JR-ju3kj Like a Bowie knife.

[@petezaguy6054]

Such a memorable scene and quote. Great 80s film!

[@blackholeentry3489]

My wife is a native Aussie and doesn't think this scene is vivid enough! (There should have been some 'Stained Pants!'

[@charlesjones32787]

403 Michael Jackson fans disliked after he cut that dudes jacket.

[@Burnstein209]

423 cunts now!!!

[@nemo227]

Well, c'mon, he hurt the kid's feelings.

[@henoch5625]

@@Burnstein209 he isn't and he never was, first because he is dead and second the satanic elite that control the media want you to think that because Jackson uncovered them in his music videos, that Kids like you don't watch anymore thats why this ratfucking campaign works.

[@Burnstein209]

@@henoch5625 He is and defo was!! The man was a fuckin weirdo, and it was even public how he would make a certain kid his favourite, then discarded them when he moved onto the next. Die hard fans just can't accept the truth when it's staring them in the face. Dumb twats!!

[@nourchame019]

@@Burnstein209 If he was a pedophile, then how did the charges drop, huh? It's literally been said that in 2005 he was found not guilty for all the accusations.

[@johnduffy6546]

I don't care how many times you've watched this movie, you'll always get that heart throbbing, gotta give somebody a hug feeling at this point in the film. It never gets old

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

Gay

[@alienc]

Yeah bro you want a hug because that gay lol

[@Artisan1979]

The grin after “that’s a knife” sells it. Hilarious

[@NeoArashi]

Also look at the thug's face as soon as he saw that Dundee wasn't intimidated when he said "Hehehe, that's not a knife". You can see the thug suddenly become nervous before Dundee even pull out his huge knife.

[@Hacienda_27]

I just love how casual he takes it especially when it sounds like he’s drawing a sword and produces an absolute behemoth of a blade

[@caomhan84]

What's always made this scene for me is how bemused Mick is when the guy draws the switchblade. He's like "Oh please"

[@reprintranch]

Yeah, the screenwriter got every last drop out of the "CD is from a place where day-to-day life is so arduous that all the stuff you New Yorkers think is catastrophically bad would be considered no more than cause for momentary amusement."

[@wnerko7484]

@@reprintranch huh?

[@wnerko7484]

Well said.i like the chuckle and WOT FOR?

[@roln7s463]

“Just kids having fun” lol

[@richardvazquezamill2896]

Oh yeah something like that. Hilarious. Very funny.

[@TheFirestarter001]

That is an awesome line. He never felt threatened at all.

[@AllRequired]

If that's their idea of fun...

[@swanningabout]

Well done. We all watched the same video

[@Storiaron]

@@swanningabout idk man, how could we be sure?

[@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk]

"RUN 80's Black Guys, your no match for 90's Black Guys!"

[@natesell2615]

Family guy lol

[@Neojhun]

Clearly these are 80s Rappers. RUN!

[@aswd90]

Lol

[@andrewbristow2817]

Nice

[@MB-fv9jh]

I love how america uses their media to perpetuate the stereotypes to help destroy the social fabric from within lol...soon we won't even need to go to war with them to defeat them.

[@32voodoo]

Mick is understanding and compassionate. While teaching, "Ahh, just kids having fun" a lesson about men. And takes absolutely no offense. In fact as an elder in his tribe he is expected to impart this type of knowledge to kids growing up. From a certain viewpoint, it's the only real "job" he values. Mick teaches through story telling, as a warrior, tribal leader and sage.

[@robovac3557]

You're reaching a bit there. Its not that deep.

[@mack626]

“As an elder” lmao, it’s a movie bro

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

It's a popcorn 80s movie, mate.

[@SmokingzMagiczTreez]

Woodman, lay off the wood💯

[@Mitsoxfan]

@@SmokingzMagiczTreez No way, man. How else would something so shallow be so deep? Smoke on!

[@FraJa1980]

1980's "that's not a knife, this is...." RUUUUUUUUN 2019 "That's not a Knife.... " *gets shot

[@NPC_GENERIC_ENEMY_INFANTRY]

@User Name Nah, mate. People are more afraid of AR's than AK's nowadays.

[@AimRobot]

1980's Dundee: Are you alright? Woman: I am always alright when im with you. 2019 Dundee: Are you alright? Woman: I dont need you to protect me.

[@Z28Gaming]

aimrobot Classic feminist lol

[@scream-beam3519]

Z28Gaming ~ I know right, fuckem

[@user-ie3lx7uv1q]

Even the street thugs have to improve their armament by time.

[@ramonvelasquez8431]

"That's not a knoife. This is a knoife!" Just one of those iconic moments.

[@OneHippiesMusings]

that's not what he said though, is it?

[@ramonvelasquez8431]

@@OneHippiesMusings Is it? I don't know. Does it matter? Not really.

[@philips388]

Funny how my Australian ears hear 'knife', and not what Americans hear as 'knoife'. The same sound enters out ears, but brains raised in different countries or even states perceive sounds differently.

[@ramonvelasquez8431]

@@philips388 Absolutely. I am not from or live in the US but I am more accustomed to that accent, so their sounds are more familiar, they're not "better" or more likeable to me, just more relatable.

[@dvorak2676]

@@ramonvelasquez8431 yes it does haha

[@johntapp9670]

"That's not a knoife" Draws his own. "That's a knoife."

[@LRS905]

Wow, thank you captain obvious...you fucking idiot.

[@aanon9333]

Holy shit! You saw it too!

[@garymanz5919]

RL R - The brilliance of John Tapp’s comment is that it accents the absolute minimum it takes to bait assholes.

[@johntapp9670]

@@garymanz5919 Hello, troll. Nice to see you're back in my life. I could tell by the stench of Cheeto breath and fart lingering in the air. I knew it HAD to be you. But why all the special treatment? Isn't there SOMEONE here you came to see other than me? Oh, you dear, dear man. All this for me. Well, if you just insist, please brush my dogs and don't make the cocoa too hot.

[@johntapp9670]

@@LRS905 You're welcome, you cretinous moron.

[@radeloncar2878]

I was a ten year old boy when I first watch this movie. 35 years later this scene still gives me a winners feeling. ❤

[@joebro391]

You know, I really thought that this would be cheesy, so many years later; but it's not. This scene has aged so well and will never get old

[@CarissaConti]

Other way around. Thought it was great when I watched it at 12/13 years old in the 80s. As an adult I see it as cheesy with the "bad guys' " over the top scared acting, and I can see how Dundee was meant to be a total caricature of what Americans think Australians are, making fun of the American audience. Then the cliche ending that's been done 5,000 times before and after, with the "big fight/breakup/guy's got to run around after the lady to get her back/cue happy ending kiss scene and cheesy 80s closing music." Lot of 80s movies are better left in the 80s.

[@patrickbyrne5070]

@@CarissaConti i dunno. you got look at it with a pair of patented 80s irony goggles and its kinda great. i mean look at his hat ffs lol

[@CarissaConti]

@@patrickbyrne5070 True. 🤣

[@bigbay1159]

@@CarissaConti My take has always been just understanding they were meant for their time but not other wordy either like some people blinded by nostalgia. It is cheesy and this acting isn't winning any awards lol but...still a memorable scene from a banger in its day.

[@ravoniesravenshir3926]

I hope Lucas buys Lucas Film back :3

[@Javier_Jimenez71]

It’s the stare Mick gives while holding the knife after slicing the jacket, that’s funny and scary at the same time.

[@ulfdanielsen6009]

Mate´s just having a bit of fun...

[@sandal_thong8631]

I don't think he ever killed anyone before the second movie. But he gave him that look, probably to suss out whether the kid had a killer instinct, or was just a kid trying to intimidate people for money. Imagine him getting home and having to explain to his mother why his expensive jacket was torn up!

[@IainHamilton]

Definitely one of “the” iconic scenes from that era.

[@fearlessbeagle432]

Iconic line, the iconic scene was when Sue is attacked by the croc.... just my opinion lol

[@IainHamilton]

Oh yeah! Forgot about that one and the trouble he would have had skinning the b*****d!

[@hoot2416]

I love how he dismisses them as "just kids having fun." 😂😂😂

[@rallypoint1]

Lady: “Give him your wallet” Mick: “what for?” Awesome!!!

[@markdurl8341]

hard to take a switchblade seriously when you have an enormous razor sharp bowie knife lol

[@martinkuliza]

Most Australian saying ever

[@tyrese3745]

“He’s got a knife.”

[@hmmm4197]

Because he's from BLM 😂😂

[@wonkothesane8691]

What made the guy run was the fact that while standing there, in about two seconds, with a couple of deft moves, Dundee permanently ventilated his jacket sleeve. Dundee not only had the larger knife, but knew very well how to use it.

[@darania1]

Followed by Dundees meaningful glance which basically says 'I can slice you open next if you want to go bro'

[@UKSponge360]

Dundee has about a 99.9% chance of completely annihilating any of us in a knife fight

[@UKSponge360]

(the 0.1% is the chance we can just escape somehow!)

[@Cloudsouth]

For some reason I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice.

[@darania1]

@@UKSponge360 Unless your Wolf Creeks Mick Taylor then the odds are about even...😉

[@brianmyers1241]

One of the best movie lines ever.

[@autocyclepc2001]

Brian Myers I think “say hello to my little friend” is one of best movie lines ever

[@andystenhouse6945]

@@autocyclepc2001 Sounds like a questionable production?

[@Robochop-vz3qm]

Have to be one of the most memorable lines in cinema history.

[@MuayThaiTherapy]

3 year old me: Man Dundee is cool. 37 year old me: Grab that booty Dundee!

[@samblack5313]

😂

[@falkirk8413]

You know it 🤣🤣🤣

[@alfredolopez-ot9iq]

truer words have never been spoken.

[@drewdatification]

I'm sure he did. They ended up getting married in 1990 and had a son. So, I'm sure he grabbed plenty hehehe

[@MuayThaiTherapy]

@@drewdatification 1:19 Dundee slides in for the grab. I didn’t notice years ago, did now.

[@darinb7966]

Iconic words. Even the look says I know exactly how to use it.

[@tifforo1]

Back then, being a street criminal in a movie meant dressing like MC Hammer

[@Mendelevius]

You mean Michael Jackson.

[@TheSaneHatter]

@@Mendelevius And ironically, those MJ threads were 2-3 years out of style already, when this movie came out. Wardrobe FAIL.

[@azmike3572]

Could it be that Hollywood just doesn't do proper research for wardrobe?

[@fafnirchaos0711]

They probably all did, look at what they wear today.

[@leonaleone2648]

O9x

[@sittingduhk]

"just kids having fun" is the best line in this scene, so underrated

[@leighsaunderson9203]

I just love the look Mick gives him, sure, it's all jokey "that's not a knife.." speech, but the look says "you know I can remove your limbs if I want to.."

[@paulfharris175]

And in the blink of an eye he'd could cut your throat

[@watcher1258]

Or cut off his arm instead of cutting his jacket.

[@latinoislander5016]

"He's got a knife." No, he's got a letter opener.

[@martinkuliza]

LOL...................I'm dead you gotta light buddy .................and your mail !!!!! LOL

[@stevenA44]

LMAO I literally laughed out loud when I read this.

[@Felixdacat13]

As someone who owns a switchblade that’s exactly what i use it for lol.

[@carminemurray6624]

@@Felixdacat13 Ever bring a switchblade to a gunfight ? Most people never live to tell about it.

[@helenbailey8419]

😂😂😂and my other favourite line,Clint Eastwood,Do you feel lucky,well do ya?Dirty Harry..A friend of mine,his father in his 60's was in a pub.A twenty one year old took him outside for a fight..after the incident the 60 year old looked at him and said,"Think on lad"His sons would be out of line at home,he would be across the room and be sitting down again before you saw it.There has been many I time I wished him beside me.

[@eerstenkeer1591]

“i’m always alright when i’m with you dundee” turns to the camera “real cowboys smoke marlboro”

[@pauldart8548]

He's an Aussie......he Smokes Winfield Reds

[@Hithere-ek4qt]

real smokers stink to high heaven too. Like they say, kissing a smoker is like licking out an ashtray.

[@patsaklaras]

*that's* /a good/ |one|

[@eimran1178]

Man Linda Kozlowski looked gorgeous in the movies

[@johngrant5388]

One of the All Time Best Movie lines and scenes! It’s right up there with Clint Eastwood saying “Make my day or Do you feel lucky punk” Those are Movie lines you will never forget.

[@davidbailey3554]

Dead right, great one liners rely on the delivery.

[@cookedit]

@WhoDarestheMAN gamer What on earth you talking about? The Desert Eagle didn't even exist when the Dirty Harry movies were made. He carried a S&W M29. And there is no russian version of the Deagle or Harry's .44.

[@stigtuneback1966]

@@davidbailey3554 you right , its all in the delivery and place , and he got both right .

[@dontask8979]

And ... "Get off my lawn"

[@rickdee67]

I loved watching these two fall in love on screen ! Their genuine feelings for each other are evident in this scene.

[@leanardpoon6219]

They fell in love in real life, as well.

[@alexojideagu]

@@leanardpoon6219 But now divorced

[@Gameboy-Unboxings]

@@leanardpoon6219 well no shit. That *was* what he meant. Do you not know what "genuine feelings" are?

[@TurinTurumba]

@@leanardpoon6219 U bet your poon they did!

[@dmp04]

I don't think that his wife loved watching these two fall in love on screen!

[@vandergruff]

*“That’s not a knoife.”*

[@diegocristianpolastri6349]

yeahh the accent!!!!

[@unrealmagic6519]

You wot moit? Ya havin a laff ey?

[@nocturnaljoe9543]

Reminds me on Chuck Norris in Oblivion.

[@dudekfox7685]

@@unrealmagic6519 Hay maate, the laff is on you so don't come to raw prawn with me, strewth.

[@sellammichael1796]

Mick seems reckless and naive but he is fully aware of the danger. In all the movies. Mike this scene, when he sees the knife, he stoppés for two secondes, check the knife, then return to his "reckless naive" act, smile, take control. His look at the "kids" is the look of a pedator. And then for sue he is minimizing the danger for her to feel safe. And Paul Hogan is playing it perfectly. Still an amazing movie !

[@JaggedBird]

Exactly! Just study his eyes at 0:18 before it cuts back to the thug when we can see it better. A killer eyeing up his prey It's THE perfect example. Another is Rico's man tied up above town in the second film. He's ruthless when he needs to be

[@darrendanger6853]

Seriously, one of the best movie lines ever.

[@JayLupe]

That may be so, but "thats not a knife..."

[@_d.v.j.l_2624]

Correction: THE best movie line

[@darrendanger6853]

@@_d.v.j.l_2624 I dunno, "Do you feel lucky Punk"?

[@henryibarra9476]

All these years and I still laugh my ass off. Paul Hogan is the man.

[@j.lietka9406]

That Bowie knife he pulls out is classic! Thanks Crocodile!

[@doczspec4502]

Anyone else notice the huge grin he had on his face,mane a twinkle in his eye? Dundee really enjoyed that. 😂

[@SaviorGabriel]

Yeah, Dundee had a look on his face like he was waiting his whole life for that moment.

[@SB-nk1od]

One of the greatest movie scenes ever ! And those two never looked more beautiful than in this scene

[@billsabado9393]

Dundee at spelling bee Moderator: Please spell knife Dundee: K-N-O-I-I-F-E

[@Yog--Sothoth]

Please spell knife: Dundee: B E E R

[@cha5]

Yog-Sothoth “Please spell ‘Bowie Knife’ “ Dundee: “B.O.O.I.E K.N.O.I.I.E.F”

[@richieshoe8826]

I get goosebumps every time I hear the music in this film. Such a feel good movie back when the world was a bit sane. What I wouldn't do to be back in the 80s again

[@jdunnatl]

Same. I absolutely love the music. Just beautiful.

[@jdunnatl]

Does anyone know the name of the song, or where I could get a link to it?

[@richieshoe8826]

The soundtrack is on Spotify

[@darkwolf4434]

The world has never been sane.

[@richieshoe8826]

@@darkwolf4434 compared to now it has

[@griggs3d]

1 and 2 are some of the best love stories out there...Gets me in the feels every time.

[@TucsonDude]

Romancing the Stone was a good one, too.

[@danktempsey6110]

Michael Jackson: Hand me your wallet Dundee: You HEEd your last HEE

[@sebatigerpwn]

Top comment

[@Wtahc]

inb4 TOP COMMENT

[@mistermeatcake1785]

cringe

[@joeblank618]

More like Ray Parker Jr .

[@LaloSalamancaGaming69]

@@mistermeatcake1785 ok but no one asked you

[@GuiAntonioli]

Dundee: "That's not a knoif" Chris Hemsworth: "That's my woif"

[@danielb.2385]

Does he say that in a movie, or...?

[@attiliodazzi3340]

Attilio Daz

[@danmyers2759]

Dan Myers

[@farerse]

Gui Antonioli get a loife

[@bcv2372]

Now I've heard enoif.

[@gutspraygore]

Times have changed since then. That's why I carry a grenade these days.

[@decam5329]

That's not an IED. THIS is a IED.

[@joelockard7174]

Some good old mutually assured destruction... Not a bad tactic there lol

[@unkn0wnrge189]

Times are not the same, today I carry a remote control for a satelite laser to destroy worlds.

[@samblack5313]

Fast movin’ chevvy sure make a mess of ya..

[@Tate_Shorey]

I just carry a mountain dew bottle

[@Sunprism]

I love that this guy played basically one character, and all of America was in love with him for approximately a decade

[@sandal_thong8631]

I once saw a supposed video of Paul Hogan after _Crocodile Dundee II_ getting angry at his agent or someone, ranting "I don't want to do another F---ing _Crocodile Dundee_ movie!" Maybe it was a spoof or comedy bit, but I couldn't find it last I looked.

[@alexmcdowell8868]

I love how he looked him straight in the eyes to show him he was not playing

[@MrUmakemelaff]

"What are we?" "We're muggers." "And what do we do?" "We mug people." Together: "SO LET'S GO MUG HIM!"

[@Creosignum]

- but he has a giant knife - but there are three of us and only one of them

[@Quincebo]

''YEAH EPIC NPC MAN''

[@AriThecraftydragon]

😆

[@philtotton894]

😂

[@P3trarch]

lmaooo didn't expect this here.

[@fw1421]

I loved his first Dundee film,the best of all of them. Linda was heart breakingly beautiful back then.

[@rafaelmarmusic]

So iconic! 80's were able to do so much with so little....

[@hoibsh21]

""That's not a knoif. This is a knoif!"

[@Nugire]

"That's a spoon. "

[@georgeedwards8189]

"This is also a knife."

[@hoibsh21]

Croc Dundee: (Watching Linda eat steak.) That's not a fork Linda: Hmm? Croc Dundee: This is a fork (pulls out Pitchfork.)

[@MrPAULONEAL]

That's not a knife, that's a knife.

[@rcnelson]

@Kathryn Holst Yep. But it's all right. (Or is it all roight?)

[@NB_NB_NB]

she was so beautiful in her day

[@TheSniffter]

absolutely

[@flinch9748]

Agreed!! Hot, damn hot lady

[@antiracistbaby1085]

@@flinch9748 you are Dutch

[@flinch9748]

@@antiracistbaby1085 yes I am.

[@NicolasNMI]

Now she's like your profile pic 🤭

[@Scorch1028]

In a deleted scene, Mick Dundee gets arrested for brandishing a knife with a "fixed blade" that's over 4 inches long in New York.

[@chadhaire1711]

and the mugger who robbed him sues Dundee for $20 million and wins as BLM pickets his house for racism......

[@yeet5763]

@@chadhaire1711 yikes

[@HelloMF_7.62]

@@chadhaire1711 Imao

[@Modernww2fare]

@@chadhaire1711 Lmao!

[@LM-rk5xk]

@@chadhaire1711 LMAO

[@JaggedBird]

0:55 his response to thst is so fucking cheeky I love it. Never fails to make me smile I love this whole scene

[@sgtbma1]

She was so beautiful! ❤

[@zadh]

Indeed

[@brokenarrowez]

She was so beautiful: Why? Did she die. hehehe

[@headshotsongs9465]

Gorgeous hazel eyes.

[@primalfury2011]

everyone gets old...even you !!!!!..have some respect

[@tubekulose]

Until her cosmetic surgery.

[@topperHarley]

The robber is so scared that he drops his knife two times.

[@JohnRiggs]

"That's not a knife..."

[@SStupendous]

Thaes is eh knoife.

[@htth613]

Guardian Angels ~ Fr Ripperger by Sensus Fidelium.

[@alexmcdowell8868]

wonder crocodile inspired bayou billy nes

[@RetroFrito]

This comment's been Rigg'd

[@guywhomissesjokeandgetsang8082]

That's not what it said

[@Moonflower52]

This was one of my favorite scenes in Crocodile Dundee it always makes me laugh.

[@DavidBDavis-lz7bt]

Saw this in the theater back in '87...still one of my favorite scenes, and movies, of all time.😊

[@RandomGuyDan]

All these years later and this scene is still hysterical

[@benolson8521]

When he pulled the knife out, he was like oh shit

[@TERMINATIONBLISS08]

Americans: Damn, that Australian isn’t fucking around Brits: First time?

[@TheWildWatchers7-Cali]

*The Emus would like to know your location*

[@feliscorax]

Haha, I’m British and that’s absolutely true!

[@j.walker3498]

Must not be an American. I seen this in the theatre, never once heard that till i read your comment. I am from Texas that may have something to do with it.

[@MrNommerz]

@@j.walker3498 I think the joke is that in the UK criminals use almost exclusively knives since more and more weapons over there are being restricted, so this sort of thing has probably happened a lot of over there.

[@TERMINATIONBLISS08]

It’s why we keep the Ozzies in the Commonwealth. Shock troopers

[@adamrobinette6832]

What a fun movie this was. Just an iconic character. And the movie has aged surprisingly well too.

[@AWF1000]

I love how sue is not surprised by getting mugged in New York. She knew it was coming by the look on her face. Lol

[@michaelr7254]

"Give me your wallet!" *Pull out your huge blade* "We're going a land down under, now."

[@HolkHugan]

6 feet under, to be exact

[@----.__]

_"You better run, you better take cover"_

[@joenathan8594]

Brazil

[@JITKanno0]

that expression when he says "that's a knife", YESS

[@Blindluck92]

Mick when he first arrives: "New York must be the friendliest place on Earth." Mick in this scene: "Wow, even your knives are downright adorable here."

[@damage6836]

One of the best scenes of all time..

[@lonestar6709]

Mugger: _"Give me your wallet."_ Dundee: _"Mate, in my country, even the Magpies are trying to kill you. Clear off."_

[@JR-ju3kj]

Lucky for Dundee,none of them had a gun. But with that little switchblade,yeah,I can't imagine someone like Dundee would be fazed or intimidated. Even kangaroos are more dangerous than those guys! Ha! Ha!

[@Valaryant.]

For some odd reason that made me laugh more than I anticipated lol O.o

[@luminatrixfanfiction]

@@JR-ju3kj For real though, Kangaroos are more dangerous than those guys. One kangaroo double kick to a human is enough to cave a human's chest/lungs in.

[@carminemurray6624]

Bugger off mate is the better reply.

[@jamesbizs]

@@JR-ju3kj I highly doubt Dundee would have cared about a gun either. Its not very hard to disarm someone. Especially they close. I learned it in just a couple hours of training. Someone like Dundee would have no trouble at all. He could probably throw the knife INTO the kid, before he managed to get a shot off

[@jorgegaytan3012]

Hugh Jackman should be the next crocodile dundee,and or the Clint Eastwood's dirty harry

[@ΠαναγιωτηςΠαπας-π7η]

Thats a great idea!

[@crucisnh]

Well, HJ is an Aussie and a fine actor, but I don't know if he has that something special that made Paul Hogan so perfect for the part. Jackman was perfect as Wolverine. I just don't know if he'd be as good for the role of Crocodile Dundee.

[@iycephoenixx4249]

Indeed

[@fivebearrugs]

I wish those Son of Dundee tourist ads became a real movie; it would been a hit!

[@georgemarko8403]

More remakes?! Fuck no!!

[@johnschultz8906]

For some reason this movie and this scene in particular is one of the first movies I actually remember watching I can relive it right now it was my dad and myself he died a few years later but I still watch this movie fondly thanks for the memories

[@gazza116]

still good after all these years.

[@adamzangara]

"Just kids having fun." That line really defines his character imo. The fact that he stepped towards them as they were shows he was concerned but him being so chill and not wanting to upset his new "mate" by casually saying that shows he doesn't like violence and there's no reason to "hold a grudge."

[@narada6329]

U an English teacher

[@adamzangara]

@@narada6329 Nope, just a avid fan of movies.

[@narada6329]

Adam Zangara fair enough

[@klusenschmiedmike5157]

You mean slitting his jacket open two times was a pacifist expression of his feelings?

[@gurvmlk]

@@klusenschmiedmike5157 The best way to be a pacifist while also striking enough fear into your enemies that they'll stand down without you needing to resort to actual violence.

[@i5C0R3Pi0N]

Takeda: I'm gonna stab you ... with my knife! Kano: That's not a knife Takeda: I got you to say it!

[@jusesc]

By the elder gods

[@obi-wankenobi5416]

My name is takoda and it always freaks me out seeing someone say takeda because they're so similar lmao

[@FuckYouSlenderMan]

How long must I wait el cucuy

[@i5C0R3Pi0N]

@@FuckYouSlenderMan About what, ankle-pickin' Tiramsu? Not long, my friend, patience is a virtue. Either in Moscow, Russia or in New York. Champ shit only

[@darthportus]

@@jusesc I must consult them

[@PIlotrcm]

“You got a light buddy?” That was so nice, I’d give him a light