Cruisers Suck! Here's Why...

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[@yammienoob]

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[@nom_nom_playdoh7032]

What's you fav bike

[@counciljoker5320]

Yammie Noob what do you think would be the best way to pursuade my parents to let me buy myself a bike

[@areyoucircumcised84]

Critique the Yamaha virago, I got a 250 as a learner and I’ve been loving it

[@jasonbentley3989]

Ordered a Ridge, finally. All set for my riding course in August, and eyeing a decent starter bike on the cheap. Hyped to get going.

[@montidude]

Pls for the love of god try the vulcan S 650 with an aftermarket exhaust just do it

[@toddstewart1052]

The reason I prefer cruisers is, I'm old and fat. I don't need to pull dank nooners or drag my pegs on the ground.. all I desire anymore is the wind in all three of my hairs and the bugs in my four teeth. Sport bikes are great and all.. and on short trips they're fun and flickable. But, on a long weekend ride. You just can't beat a two wheeled lazyboy. Not to mention.. old fat man like me has no business striding a busa with his belly flopped atop the gas tank. And his hairy, un-manscapped plumbers crack winking at the car behind him. 🤣... I apologize for the picture you now have in your head.

[@Cocobeachhippie]

Todd Stewart 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Mike-os6iv]

You paint quite a picture, Todd 🤣 Thank you for your highly descriptive counter-argument 😁

[@mrglock568]

Love it Hahahaha

[@toddstewart1052]

@@Mike-os6iv I'm sorry for that picture now seared in your head.😂

[@joey-gb5md]

Amen brother 😆

[@LloOFFICIAL]

The next video is gonna be "Why cruisers don't suck"

[@jjbing3]

No it won’t. Don’t you know the format. It’ll be sport bikes suck. Here’s why...🤷🏾‍♂️😂

[@thefinaledge3554]

Fine by me. Gonna watch it for sure.

[@oddperson8427]

"Why scooters are the best" would be the best vid

[@highlymobilehobo4161]

As long as they make a segment for each bike style explaining why they all suck I won't feel discriminated against. 😅

[@highlymobilehobo4161]

@@oddperson8427 I'm still waiting for Yammie to repent and make a video about why the Yamaha WR250R is the best bike of all time. I'm literally holding my breath. My death is on your hands Yammie!

[@anupamrandhawa]

All the points you’ve mentioned are valid. BUT, that’s why cruisers have a different clientele. People who want a cruiser they want a cruiser, they don’t want any of the sports bike functionality. You sound a sports bike lover, looking for the exact same qualities in a cruiser, never going to happen.

[@MrOscar5690]

In a video where he ranked beginner bikes .. at the top we’re all high powered sport bikes…

[@IIARROWS]

@@MrOscar5690 So... not beginner bikes are the best beginners bikes? I don't know, YT is proposing me this guy's video lately, for every good video there is a shit one like this.

[@GiantMeteor2024]

The 80's brought us quite a few cruisers with 4 banger sportbike engines. Those were the days! Magna, Eliminator, ahhh the good ol days! 😎

[@filiperocha4025]

There are absolutely no qualities in a cruiser besides being comfortable for fat people.

[@MrOscar5690]

@@filiperocha4025 😂 style and posture for me.

[@Averagegamer09]

Who cares, ride whatever you want to, just get out there and ride

[@benr7002]

Yes just don't be snotty whatever you ride IMHO.

[@Silence-and-Violence]

Harley is a rainbow company now.

[@savannah7075]

@@Silence-and-Violence lol shut up bro

[@Silence-and-Violence]

@@savannah7075 no thanks honey

[@intendedconsequences]

Still love my cruiser. Your attempt to trigger me has failed.

[@renerodriguez6300]

He's probably being promoted by Yamaha or sum sports bike company so he talks shits... I unsubscribed to this clown I'd rather follow someone who appreciates variety

[@tux0beliver]

@@renerodriguez6300 k

[@nandua1514]

100th like

[@user-df2kk2gk5u]

I'm not a cruiser guy but I definitely like a simple bike. Too much technological complexity makes for more systems that are prone to failure and a more difficult bike to repair and work on yourself. And unlike mechanical systems, electronic systems tend to fail instantaneously and without warning. Mechanical systems usually start to show signs and make strange noises long before they completely fail. This is the same reason I would never buy a Tesla.

[@brianmorton7652]

I've got a feeling this guys never been on a bike in his life.

[@thebeartk]

If try to drive a Cadillac (made for style) like a Ferrari (made for performance), you'll also be disappointed.

[@Erik-pv2sr]

thebeartk CTS-V. 💪💪💪💪

[@JCBigCat]

Yeah, that's why the video is not called "I don't like cruisers" but it's more about objective faults of those bikes.

[@filiperocha4025]

The thing is a fucking Cadillac doesn’t cost twice as a fucking Ferrari. Where does the money go on cruiser bikes?

[@johngeorges4571]

Number 1 is so very true. I bought my Sportster seven years ago from a dealership, put 45,000 miles on it, and had a low speed tip over thinking I put my kickstand down but didn’t. I needed to replace my handlebar, so I went into the same dealer. I’ve been looking at the Low Rider S for a couple years now, with no intention to buy it because of number 4 at $28,000 and some change walk out price. Long story short they encourage me to just ride it after telling them I have no intention of buying one. They told me I should just ride it in case I come up on $28k I want to burn in the next couple of years. After my ride, they wanted to negotiate even though I told them I had no intention of buying. The general sales manager of the dealer then told me “hop back on your 2009 Iron and ride it hard and long and remember that your bike is not the Low Rider S and remember what you’re missing out on”. In one statement, that guy took me from a fan of Harley Davidson, to never going to buy another one in my life.

[@coreycallahan7443]

Sounds like a shitty dealership. I understand your animosity toward the brand due to the sales techniques the dealership employed. I was in car sales for a long time and it seems like a lot of Harley dealerships are being forced to adopt the annoying techniques used in the auto industry ever since they went away from the mom and pop style dealerships. I still love Harleys but I doubt I’ll ever buy another one from a dealership unless they stop requiring their stores to use high pressure sales techniques. That’s why I got out of the car business, I don’t like to pressure a potential buyer into making such a big financial decision before they’re ready. If the features and benefits of the product when properly presented don’t convince them to pull the trigger then browbeating them and hounding them will just drive them away. Just as it did in your case.

[@jeremiahplummer2006]

Man I just want a rebel 500, I feel like they’re a good exception

[@martiros3677]

2018 Vulcan s 650 the best

[@techkid10194]

@@martiros3677 Got a 2019 vulcan 650, things a blast and comfy!

[@jeromeshalom9250]

Cruisers are awesome. I want one of every kind of bike. Why does everyone hate on different bikes. Be cool bros.

[@mala7794]

Ots the cruiser community. They say that cruisers are tje best but irl cruisers cant do anything better than other bikes

[@jps226]

Couldn't agree more. If you truly love motorcycles you can appreciate all of them. My dream garage would have a homologation race bike, heritage springer, old school chopper, and a naked bike.

[@renerodriguez6300]

Exactly ... Have a toy for every occasion

[@BerserkerRider94]

Yup I agree if we could afford atleast 3 bikes each haha

[@eddiebones20]

I look at bikes like the kitchen drawer. Sometimes you need a fork or a knife or a spoon. Best to have choices. Why limit yourself.

[@kbones35]

"Couch on wheels" - say no more, that's why I ride cruiser :D

[@jeffbezos4746]

It's not a bad idea

[@snowgillie]

fat dude

[@white_devil73]

Some dude on a Harley must've taken this guy's girlfriend, hence the saltiness towards Harley.

[@orion3946]

Bruhhh 😂😂🤣🤣

[@reidjackson8800]

His girlfriend isn’t into methheads.

[@white_devil73]

@Gary Russ damn. I have a long beard and a Harley.

[@joshabreu1156]

He is a Harley guy. Just pointing out flaws. Crazy isn't it

[@micheal49]

Nope. Harleys suck arsch.

[@shahidulaleef355]

Why does it feel like he's missing the purpose of a cruiser.

[@thewayto001]

U are comparing Cadillac to Lamborghini There is no comparison One for comfort and the other for race

[@BangChief_AllIsOne]

Spot on statement. Salute

[@BangChief_AllIsOne]

@@johnbogardus970 Doesn't ride like a regular Cadillac so, no. Salute

[@white_devil73]

I ride a Breakout 114 with a Wood Knight Prowler 22x cam, heavy breather air cleaner, paired with Vance and Hines short shots and a good tune. All of that is good for 110hp with over 120ft/lbs of torque. I've got the best of both worlds. I can easily ride over 100 miles for lunch without hurting.

[@justinrobertson4809]

💯 like over here and u right I guess

[@ongunk]

So get an S class

[@rbwhanson]

While I agree with many of the points can we stop comparing Baggers/Cruisers to sports bikes? They are bought for different reasons by a complete different set of riders and/or for a different mindset and ride style. Both are great for their purpose but you are doing a disservice by the constant comparison to sports bikes. It's like comparing a Truck to a Sedan. Can you compare them? Of course, but you are essentially comparing the towing capability of an F-350 to that of a Civic.

[@RafaelRodrigues-iz9nv]

I complettely agree with you. And its os not what you are riding that matters is where you are going. I just love bikes period.

[@thisisthewolf9521]

The thing is, a truck serves for something. You want to cruise, get a sport tour, or an adv

[@joewaun894]

It's why I compare a cruzer to a touring bike. ( Goldwing ,concours,venture every just about every brand made a good touring bike with that specific purpose at one point ( except Harley just slapped bigger bags and faring on an already heavy big bike ). The early 1800 goldwings are amazing. The 1500s are known to go hundreds of thousands of miles.

[@nhbountyhunter]

And just like in the car world the curiser (truck) out sells the car (sport bike) 3 to 1. You can't say a type of bike sucks if it has a real purpose. Again that is like saying a truck sucks because it can't handle or go as fast as a pony car. I can fill my saddle bags with all I need and do 1000 miles in 24hrs (iron butt). Sure you CAN do it on a sport, naked bike, or ADV but who will be more comfortable. ADV have come a long way but being so tall, and needing at least a semi off-road tire really hampers a true highway haul.

[@tomoates8568]

@@thisisthewolf9521 Cruisers definitely serve a purpose and have a clearly large market. Just because you can also cruise on a sport tour or an adventure bike doesn't mean that a cruiser bike no longer has a place. If we're still making the car comparisons it's like saying I can haul large items in an SUV as well, therefore trucks shouldn't exist. The bottom line is that it's a great thing that we have so many different options, because it keeps the companies producing the bikes innovative and competitive

[@MundisMaple]

I just love the look. I wanted something that was good for learning, yet could get on the highway when the time came. I don’t ever think I’ll be ready or willing to do anything more then that.

[@cellalaofficial1320]

That was the smoothest advertising that has ever existed!!!! Holy cow that was freaking smooth

[@themartianbiker3865]

Cruiser: For comfort and 'cruising' distances whilst relaxing to that mighty rumble of the engine Sport: For ripping dank whoolies and carving up a track trying to break the sound barrier Minibikes: For short distance rides that makes you feel like a kid Dirt: For offroad adventures and motocross tracks whilst everyone thinks a lawnmower just whoolied passed them All others: *insert here* I think all styles have their ups and downs, but we are all bikers at heart and shouldn't be divided by what you are riding. This is just my opinion for why I want a motorcycle of every style despite all the 'negatives' of each!

Hypernaked: Jack of all trades

[@stephenbranham3254]

@ My Sportster can wheelie.

[@mkaska8647]

Power cruiser: for burning everyone as soon as the green light goes on and taking a break every 100 km for refueling

[@mala7794]

Cruisers isnt gor comfort. Thats the goldwing and adv bikes jobs. Cruisers are to make u look like an asshole

[@bakamovic]

Juan Diego is a master of none. But still better than a master of one.

[@metalheavyawesome]

It's strange to me that people even separate themselves based on this. I get excited to even drive a child's dirt bike lol

[@Cundalinis_Hand]

Yep, riding around the streets on a Dekson with square tyres, happy days.

[@sendit7777]

Absolutely the truth. Riding is fun and amazing. No matter what your on. Great comment. Spoken as a true motorcyclist.

[@shannonsheher]

My 2003 Honda VTX1800C was definitely a fun bike. Sure, it was big and heavy and wouldn't outperform a sport bike, but it was fast enough, comfortable, and reliable ... liquid cooling and shaft drive for the win!

[@johnanderson9735]

I cruise around on my Low Rider and I have never looked the part with my hi-vis HitAir Vest, but my 2nd ride is a 2018 Goldwing Tour DCT. Kind of a cruiser, kind of not. Great video, thanks.

[@guerillakiller24]

cruiser bro here, it’s a different lifestyle homie. Sport bikes are cool and fast and all but there is something different about the rumble of a cruiser and the comfort for long rides. Not to mention building and working on bobbers or choppers is a hobby for a lot of guys and the custom cruiser scene is real lol. there are affordable cruiser options out there and because they haven’t changed much and an older bike that was well kept can be an awesome option who wants to get a cheap starter bike. It is a different life but it’s more of my style and that’s okay. still got respect for anybody on 2 wheels tho and wave at everybody besides scooters lol.

[@crystalsjoker90]

Yup.. me personally I like my bike old school.. it's carburated and the petcock is a mechanical gravity fed so definitely not much tech on it..

[@ViedoHunter416]

Ma man. Well said. But my 75’ Vespa’s still classy af even when compared to my V rod. I’d still wave at you tho.

[@cy-one]

@@Xombic0780 As someone who wants to go to a specific 1200cc ASAP, I agree. Any two wheels are two wheels ;)

[@mctransportation9831]

It's not that hard to find a vulcan 900 or VTX with low miles in great condition for 3k or less.

[@pumpjackmcgee4267]

I just like the classic look and I feel more comfortable sitting up than laying forward.

[@jerseydevil5492]

I love my VTX,, I've bought her New in 05 and Recently added a Batwing and couldn't imagine riding anything else,, its easy to maintain,basiclly bulletproof,and living here in Jersey,I've been rear ended and didn't even know I was hit.. And back in 05 I lived in York,PA and the guys that worked at the Harley Plant told me to buy a Honda.. Best advise I ever got

[@keenangallagher9873]

I'm pretty sure that is MT Lemmon in Tucson, AZ at the 11:53 mark. Beautiful ride, super stoked to see Tucson represented on a Yammi Noob video !

[@JamesBiggar]

Spite: "It's something called a power to weight ratio" The big coagulated gravy hot dog bun bastard: "Frig off!"

[@sambeezy007]

My guy Randy hahaha. I'd chill in Sunnyvale anyday

[@platinumbond5487]

spite: why are you scowling while riding your bike? guy with half helmet on: *opens mouth* bug: its free real estate `

[@samuelgoodwin6486]

Smile and show the bugs in your teeth 😁

[@ZP1993]

I wear a flip up helmet closed with a visor down,and I usually have a big happy grin for the whole ride 😁

[@whizkid235]

Lmao dude slapped a photo of Julian and Bobandy when talking about power to weight ratio. LEGEND!!

[@ericifis]

Laughs in Honda Rebel and Shadow. Traded in my CBR 600 for a Shadow 750, at a certain point, when your body gets old, comfort becomes important.

[@insanejoker972]

I never understood why everyone complains about cruisers being heavy. When your riding you dont feel the weight of it, n even when its between your legs n your at a light.

[@donaldoehl7690]

After owning a Yamaha Road Star my Dyna Wide Glide feels like a sport bike. That sucker was HEAVY!

[@GiantMeteor2024]

Yup! Its only heavy when its on its side, but even then with knowing how to upright a bike, youre only lifting a small portion of its weight.

[@mtnbiker1617]

I love my Indian scout. I was riding yesterday I had 3 sport bike riders not wave and one cruiser not wave with a sour look lol. I also had a sport bike guy pull up to me and admire my bike. Ride what you love treat people with respect and forget about the assholes. Time to go for a ride no wind an the sun is out :D

[@chopperchopster]

you love your POLARIS. Its a great motorcycle . But its not an Indian. They went out of business in 1953. What your riding has zero connection to Indian. Nobody from Hendee Manufacturing is even alive. The wig wam is long gong. Like I said that POLARIS is a GREAT motorcycle . But its a Indian in name only. BSA had the rights way back when and they made a verticle twin with the Indian name. [not an Indian] Then in the 1970s another company had the name and made mini bikes of all things with the Indian name WTF right? Then Rey Sottelo in Gilroy California had the name. He built bikes with S&S evo motors. Still not an Indian and even an insult to the Indian purist. He sold it to a group of investors from Canada. They got sued by HD for using a HD style engine.A federal judge said they needed a proprietary motor and transmission. They did the trans first and rushed a so called power plus engine into production. That motor was GARBAGE. Finally Polaris gets the rights to the name and makes hi quality bike that is so good they cancel the entire Victory motorcycle Company. But its still not an Indian. My uncle has a 1949 chief. THATS AN INDIAN

[@kennethryberg]

@@chopperchopster It states "Indian" on his bike - the man rides an Indian.

[@chopperchopster]

@@kennethryberg nope its a polaris I dont give a fat rats ass what it says on the tank

[@kennethryberg]

@@chopperchopster Hahah . U are awesome. Thx for the laugh!

[@chopperchopster]

@@kennethryberg dude its an amazing bike. Sonny Barger rides one these days . I have thrown a leg over my friends as well. But park it by an old timers actual Indian . LOL my uncle is all HELL NO.

[@kindasupersonic7114]

when i was younger, the sport bike game was fun, now that im older and my back isnt as good as it used to be, i am really loving the cruiser life.

[@IAMTRASHMAN267]

Love my cruiser to death. Love the comfort, the look, the sound, the forward controls, etc.

[@danielschneider1663]

I love everything about cruisers except forward controls, so I seemed out one with middle controls

[@StreetPiratesTV]

I bet the mechanics love you. They can't wait to see you again, over and over...

[@toxicator21]

@@danielschneider1663 which one you picked?

[@danielschneider1663]

@@toxicator21 Kawasaki Eliminator

[@BigBrother88]

Is it just me or the whole ridge wallets and manscapped promos in every video are becoming a bit obnoxious ?

[@cM-np3no]

Yep, those wallets and most like them are terrible. I have a solid slim wallet but I've been through plenty of bad ones. I really like my trayvax wallets tied to a tiny clevis shackle on my belt loop. Bonus is about ten feet of paracord in the daisy chain and no paint scratching

[@Spike-rj6ye]

Do not fucking buy any metal for your pocket okay? fullstop, unless its part of armor its going to get you killed. Those wallets are made out of metal and WILL go into your leg in a bad accident, If coins are shrapnel, then those are kitchen knives. Its actually kind of disappointing to see them advocate to a crow of people where the product could end up killing or maiming the user. Almost on par with saying DOT rating is good, which they havent done lol

[@KingOfBattle119]

Dudes gotta get paid.

[@usmcmsgt5487]

I just skip all ads.... tap tap tap tap helps move the video forward .... ⏭⏭⏭⏭⏭⏭⏭⏭⏭⏭⏭⏭

[@makkerfelix]

ah yes he should just not take a sponsorship anymore because theyre not entertaining

[@tanishqkate8397]

Keanu reeves's Arch motorcycles are the best all-round cruisers .....but only if I could afford one😭

[@chadasonmcgraw8097]

How much is an Arch?

[@Darkest_Soul_187]

@@chadasonmcgraw8097 the starting price is 80k

[@SpyLeb1]

You put the dog in a basket in front.

[@chadasonmcgraw8097]

@@Darkest_Soul_187 Ah... that's so affordable. I wonder why we never see them...

[@mattesr.8680]

Affording one is the hardest part....😅

[@user-vu5tg1ug9t]

It's 2024 a lot of cruisers are modern now! With traction control and abs. My Harley sportster S has navigation and Bluetooth features

[@lllThunderDomelll]

Had me cracking up within the first 10 seconds lmao 😂😅

[@devonnobles1083]

I think modernizing the cruiser could help save the motorcycling industry. A lot of people are scared away from riding because of that hooligan image and nature, which cruisers don't have. As usual Honda is leading the way making truly beginner friendly and modern cruisers that work well even if you don't want to find out what a dank nooner is. I hope other manufacturers jump in.

[@peterzelaya9948]

The rebel 1100 is the second greatest scoo- dct motorcycle ever created.

[@SansSentiments]

atschuälli, kawas vulcan S sucked me into motocycling, you get cruiser, but you also get a glimpse of sporty bikey funofun. hence, I switched to the H2 after the vulcan s, natural choice imho.

[@matthewmcdonald9107]

Idk what your definition of hooligan is, but Harley's are typically associated with biker gangs. Different type of hooligan, but certainly still a dangerous breed if it's a full patched 1%er.

[@timkilbourn5685]

I love my cruiser but I don’t like Harley-Davidson to much. They are over priced for what they are.

[@aliasfakename2267]

Especially if you live in Canada... Oof

[@Jeldari]

It's just like Bose in the speaker world.

[@samuelgoodwin6486]

Harley is my last choice for cruisers

[@dandeother8621]

@@aliasfakename2267 try Australia import levy plus he corporate jacks up the price as well For example the softball standard entry level full size Harley cost $13000 on us here it is $20500 😡

[@robm2907]

That's the reason I bought my 48 special. It's a good ride and pretty fun, but it's mostly so my family can have something to either sell to help pay for shit or have as a reminder of me after I pass on. I love riding my honda too but it it wouldn't be able to pay the bills for a year if my family had to sell it when I die.

[@sendit7777]

I have to say, YES, I can do that on a road king because I took motorcycle training courses. But those skills were learned in the basic riding course. And it feels amazing to say I can do that.

[@musatshabalala3678]

“Was uphill both ways and raining “🤣⚰️🕳

[@BladeWaywardSon]

Ultimately it comes down to a difference in motorycling philosophy. The bond between a man and the simplest machine that gets you places feels special . We dont want to be the fastest, or carve the hardest. We just want to ride on two wheels and a rumbly engine thats as simple as possible, even at the cost of "performance". Also your argument should go both ways, yes most cruiser riders can't turn like the motocop. But frankly, most sportbike riders cant ride like Rossi.

[@wholelottamiata6976]

Why are the “simple” bikes so damn expensive 😂

[@gingergiant1542]

@@wholelottamiata6976 theres no way you can call an ultra glide "simple"

[@wholelottamiata6976]

ginger GIANT I didn’t remember specifying about about street glide? OP never even mentioned it. Not sure why you’re bringing it up. Yes it is simple. It’s a v twin with fairings and chrome. There’s no real engineering or anything that went into. Harley just slaps some crap on a basic chassis with shiny bits and prices the hell out of it. The CBR1000RR SP2 has ohlins dampers, adjustable shocks at the push of a button, adjustable throttle response, adjustable engine braking, adjustable traction control, adjustable wheelie control, ABS, titanium pieces, over 190hp from a hand built factory race engine that’s way smoother than a base CBR, actually engineering on swing arm geometry to allow side to side flex to keep the tire in contact when leaned over, big ass brakes, a GP quick shifter with auto blipped downshifts first clutchless shifting. It has all those features and probably some other ones and all that engineering and somehow costs less than your street glide ultra. Street glide has what? A wide seat, fairing and bags, a radio, and some abs with less than 100hp on a 500+ pound bike for $30,000. OG and don’t forget chrome, lots of chrome. Cause that’s totally an exotic material like titanium 😂

[@Wyrdrock]

I didnt say an ultraglide or whatever other monstrosity harley is putting out these days is what I meant, in fact I can't really think of any modern examples of what I meant. But the notion still stands that simplicity is a quality to be valued in motorcycles and is found more-so in cruisers than sports bikes. Not that the engineering in sportsbikes isnt amazing, it's just not needed by most of us on the road, and having stuff you dont need while riding detracts from a certain experience.

[@gingergiant1542]

@@wholelottamiata6976 there's no way I can justify the price of a Harley. Especially the simple models like the fat bob, or any other dyna models. I've never owned nor will I ever own a harley. Just due to the fact that I can't justify the price for one. Even a used one. I currently own a Yamaha Raider, and absolutely love it. I paid 8k for it and I definitely got what I paid for. And to answer your original question. The simple bikes are expensive because Harley can charge that much, and people are willing to pay out the ass for the Harley image. And in all honesty, comparing a high performance sport bike to a cruiser is a ridiculous thing to do. They serve different purposes in every aspect. It's like comparing muscle car to a McLaren. And I misspoke when I automatically inserted an ultra glide as an example for a "simple bike". My mistake

[@davehamilton8034]

Pretty easy to say cruisers suck when you don't own one. Sport bikes suck. I don't own one. See? That was easy!😎

[@Zone_Strike_Gaming]

😂

[@schwenda3727]

The “Regular Cars” channel vibes in this particular vid were beyond PROFOUND!

[@bradleybaker8894]

I agree with most of the comments about cruisers. My last two were cruisers. A 2018 HD Soft Tail Slim in denim white. Fit and finish were mediocre and mine came without much of anything on it. It was underpowered and handled like a row boat. Got rid of it. Next was a different beast . A 2022 Triumph Rocket 3 GT (triple black limited edition). Now that bike is something. Whatever you’ve heard about it is probably true but for all of its positive attributes that beautiful machine is still a physically large and heavy bike. You just can’t get over it. So, I recently sold it for what I paid for it new with over 15,000 miles on it. I’m currently looking for something else and right now. I’m looking hard at a Yamaha MT 09 SP and it’s close competitors. I want something smaller, lighter, flickable, reliable, and fun. Fat old aunt Helen and her walker need not apply.

[@FFL-vg9ro]

Saying cruisers suck is like saying “pontoon boats suck - they are slow and heavy and underpowered and can’t turn for shit - you should really buy a jet ski with 250HP”. And then you ride around the lake and EVERY cabin has a pontoon out front. So you see a jet ski racing up and down the lake, and the guy gets bored AF and then it’s parked, and the gang spends the next 5 hours out on the pontoon. Sport bike vs cruiser. Same thing.

[@wildmikefilms]

Exactly. I always get board riding my R1 around so me and the whole gang pile onto one Harley and ride around town.

[@jeromeshalom9250]

@@wildmikefilms one guy grilling, the rest drinking and jumping of and on and fishin

[@white_devil73]

Amem to that.

[@everythingisawesome2903]

Or like saying breathing sucks. 😂

[@jeromeshalom9250]

More like a sports car vs I wouldnt say luxury car or Cadillac because of touring. Maybe sports car vs truck? Idk. I take my Yamaha 550 out on trails and dirt roads. Probs wouldnt with an r1

[@joshsopko6584]

Cruisers have a different use. If you like speed and certain other thrills go for a sportsbike. Cruisers are badass, choppy beautiful sound. And comfortable for a nice long ride!

[@Sn0rlaxzzz]

Ya there is no reason for this video hhaha. Everyone has their own reason for riding that’s why there is so many different kind of bikes

[@Sn0rlaxzzz]

Like where he talks about having a playful bike. I have zero desire to have a “playful” bike. I don’t care to “pop a wheelie” or “hop a curb”

[@Koop2k]

But is it fun tho?

[@Fearless154]

Yes but adv bikes like r1250gs or Ducati Multistrada 1260 are even more comfortable than a cruiser much faster if you need it and offers you top tech. besides styling, there is no reason to get a cruiser for utility purpose.

[@Sn0rlaxzzz]

Koop its tons of fun but it’s a fun I enjoy. I love cruising down windy country/mtn roads with nothing to worry about. I’ve never found enjoyment from trying to hit a corner top speed but I’m not saying those who do are wrong. I don’t think one type of bike is better than the other. Each type of bike is made for each type of rider that rides those bikes. It would suck if there was only one type of bike and we all had to ride that kinda bike right? So I just try to praise all bikers no matter what they are riding!

[@SunshineDreamGang]

I rode a 2008 Suzuki Boulevard m109 for 10 years. Although heavy, it was fun as hell. Fast for a cruiser and could corner pretty well. I miss that bike.

[@Areszvt]

Some like sleek and speedy, some just like comfort. Depends what you’re going for.

[@joepie221]

But you will end up with one eventually. Maybe a V Rod or a Honda VTX. Now we're talkin.

[@micheal49]

Nope. Not going to happen.

[@deadmusik9969]

im thinking about picking up a 02 vtx 1800, got a 07 m50 now and need more power

[@snowgillie]

every 1 gets old an lays down

[@27duuude1]

Starter bike was a cruiser I inherited. Did multiple wet-night rides in my first week, then a long haul 12 hour cruise across the state with 2 slow spills. Literally any other bike would be uncomfortable, uninteresting, ran out of fuel, destroyed by hipbone and probably wouldn't motivate me to build muscle. The real skill comes from staying calm when it's all in your hands. The insurance tho; fk me I do need a 650

[@Luisperez-lz6ym]

I have Harley Davidson street glide and I have fz8, love both bikes.. street glide when I go on long trips or bike rally with my wife. with music blaring thru the speakers and the wind in my face cruising at 80 mph price less. when riding solo cruising on my fz8 @ 80 mph... satisfying !!!!

[@ZinoAmare]

I love the Honda rebel it looks amazing, it's on my list to try out once I got a license :D

[@frshtlldthfreshtilldeath9670]

Still riding my HD Iron bobber. Would never sell it.

[@kcmoassasin246]

Yammie I've been watching your vids for as long as i can remember and i leave in 20 minutes to go pickup my first bike. Thanks for everything you've taught me before I even had one wish me luck!!!!

[@nadrojfan]

Congrats!!!

[@highlymobilehobo4161]

Congrats bro. I just got mine a couple months ago.

[@kcmoassasin246]

Update!!! I did it! Riding on the road is an amazing feeling for sure!

[@highlymobilehobo4161]

@@kcmoassasin246 you did it a lot quicker than me. Took me several days just to learn the clutch and be able start out in 1st gear without stalling. Congrats.

[@kcmoassasin246]

Highly Mobile Hobo grew up on dirt bikes so that came easy!

[@taylorwatson7932]

Your Trailer Park Boys reference gets an instant like. 😄👍

[@BudStudmuffin]

I love the bump at the end of the video, I'm a native texan and I unironically talk like that

[@caseyrice768]

My favorite when I was riding a Sportster was a co-worker asking when I was going to get "a real bike", meanwhile in the several years that I knew him and worked with him he never got his working...

[@treeguyable]

Those bikes that "really need a lot of work and money" to get them running, must be the ones he mentioned.

[@austintucker1648]

Agree with everything. I own an 86 Honda Shadow. In the end though, it came down to the fact that I can buy an old cruiser with a big engine for 1,200

[@MoneyShotSolo]

My best bike, financially speaking, was an '85 500 Shadow, sold it for four times as much as I paid for it. I was stoney broke or would have kept it, rode with Harley guys at the time (mid 90s) and I thought it was funny that my clapped out 500 could leave them for dead, especially around town.

[@NightmareBelgium]

Riding the vt500c for a couple of years and it's just a very very good bike. And it handles very well too.

[@ChrisPBacon9]

I just bought a 99 Shadow 750 for $1600 as my first bike lol. Its got all the flaws he mentioned, but i dont care lol its comfy af. Just a tad portly

[@MrGibsonguy335]

One morning I was riding with the crew and my buddy (a retired cardiologist) was along side on his 1200 Sportster. He started getting aggressive going around a corner when a big opening appeared. He gunned it and not until we got to the next stop light did I have the chance to inform him that his front wheel travelled a most of distance in the air.

[@brycemeercat3604]

I have a 1991 goldwing 1500 that i absolutely love! While i am a new rider I got the bike for a 100 bucks spent blood sweat and tears into it to get it running again and she is amazing for me. I don't expect the bike to rock like a sports bike, but as a contractor for construction I can ride this thing to work and depending on the job can hold the tools i need. Also i am not a big boy (175 5'11) have had the bike fall over and been able to pick it up, just got to lift properly.

[@gabeonelio9139]

Is yammy standing behind the camera pointing a gun at spite or is he drunk

[@NoGlockTrucker]

Yes

[@highlymobilehobo4161]

@@theprodigalstranger5259 alcohol is par for the course going forward.

[@tylermelton2467]

First bike was a Suzuki Intruder 800, and it was fun for the time. I’d still like to ride a M109R at some point in my life

[@ifranbakar7888]

I do ride a cruiser. I agree with everything what he said. Being heavy, unable to do e-brake, non-street city bike, weight ratio. W/o a doubt it does turn a lotof heads on the road. But now im thinking to change to maybe a RE or triumph as my country is a bustling city and having a cruiser is tough to ride here.

[@gdante8258]

You don't know what you are talking about, fact.

[@atelerix969]

"for crushing highway miles, there's literally nothing better" **gold wing has joined the server**

[@walrus-splice-renewable]

Rod I have an R1250GSA and a K1600GTL and I take the GTL for long trips and the GSA for off-road stuff. Each motorcycle serves a specific purposes.

[@Mustard4207]

*Car owners have joined the server*

[@vandiverb]

Freightliner has joined the server

[@DennisEldrup]

Actual couch on wheels has joined the server

[@cy-one]

I'd consider a Gold Wing a cruiser, definitely.

[@kollkall00]

Every time this channel makes a video like this about cruisers I just laugh because nothing mentioned has anything to do with what make a cruiser appealing to begin with. No cruiser rider gets a cruiser for the performance. They are built for style and comfort, not speed. Your inability to understand that does not mean they suck. It simply means you don't understand what make a cruiser appealing to their target audience. It's like a harley guy saying Sport bikes suck because their spine torture ergonomics. No one by a sport bike because they are comfortable. Next up: Dirt Bikes Suck because they can't keep up on a paved race track with the Yamaha R1's. 😂

[@Alfa4]

I would say it's just the style. Unless you think goldwings are cruisers I'd say there are more comfortable bikes out there. And if maneuverability is in any way part of comfort then adv is better. Did you actually watch the video BTW?? It's all in there

[@AntonioJose-uk8ln]

He had a disclaimer in the video saying exactly what you just did.

[@MrGibsonguy335]

Just ask the R1 driver how much he enjoyed that 500 mile cruise.

[@DennisEldrup]

Did you even watch the video bro?

[@hadentipps8643]

I'm 18 and my first bike is a HD nightster. I wave to everyone besides scooters lol. I love going to harley meets.

[@Malestorm]

So like, what confused me is when you mentioned the Softail Standard. I have one of those, year 2020. Came with ABS and a security system right out the gate, and I paid 14k for it. Granted, even though the bike never had an owner, it was the "GM Sample" bike (the one that's used for pictures and ads) so it already had 3.5k miles on it. Did I just luck out with what my dealership offered me? Or did you get incorrect info?

[@shankymessy1012]

Didn't expect to see Julian and Randy bobandy😂

[@sambeezy007]

Especially at that gut angle lol

[@beatsbybrandon902]

The cheeseburger walrus

[@sambeezy007]

@@beatsbybrandon902 "Inflatable Elvis" - J Rock

[@randylahey8434]

He's gonna that whole bluejay

[@Carmen-Gomez.]

My first bike was a Suzuki GN 400. For a beginner bike a cruiser is a good choice but for long distance trips I now prefer my Africa Twin.

[@alexxela8956]

I can’t do wheelies or turn well but I really love just listening to my fz6s Yamaha. Such a smooth jet sound. I like the Harley sound too but there’s nothing like a supersonic sound I guess. Also, riding a cruiser for a couple of weeks had me waiting like a car. Everything was slower and harder

[@tomwestbrook]

Passed so many tough cruiser guys who are too cool or tough to wave back. SAD!!!

[@collinsnyder4250]

The only reason I carry a leather wallet is it saved my butt from road rash when I crashed // it was my 2003 Vulcan vn 750

[@alancrane4693]

Great bike to 👍

[@korvoth4269]

Had the same thing on my vulcan..lol still got that wallet too!

[@snipewa4]

Who would have thought there’d be trade offs depending on your riding style and associated motorcycle🙄

[@user-gv4oy7zu3m]

They look great . Got a 06 en vulcan . Love it 50 hp plenty power

[@brianfreland9065]

I love my cruiser. 2014 fxdc. 700 pound bike. Was my first bike and is my favorite bike.

[@abbaskapadia5144]

Well, my Royal Enfield is absolute magic, and it is a damn cruiser!

[@mendel6776]

Iv been looking at a 650 int for a few months now, and I'm planning on buying it tommorow

[@ngrahulmohan]

@@mendel6776 Me too did you get it?

[@mendel6776]

@@ngrahulmohan Yes.

[@mendel6776]

I don't have it yet, I'm still waiting for the paperwork. But I put down a deposit.

[@rodneybjornstad9016]

Love royal enfield But I’d call it a standard Not a cruiser Sorry Sorry = a good thing Handles way better

[@Gofr5]

The closest thing to a cruiser that I would ever get is a Goldwing or a K1600GT, and those bikes definitely offer much more punch and sport than any cruiser ever could.

[@frshtlldthfreshtilldeath9670]

But Harleys look better.

[@faustin289]

Goldwing is tourer imho

[@craigbannister7826]

The Vulcan S, it's a sports bike in a cruiser frame

[@filiperocha4025]

@@craigbannister7826 lmao I own one it sucks.

[@benheath112]

I picked a cruiser for my first bike I have it to get too and from work and I enjoy it :)

[@deanhough8993]

That sour angry look from old cruiser guys and no wave back, you nailed it. I've experienced that a couple times. Sucks. Your summary made me laugh and was spot on! At the same time, plenty of nice cruiser guys. I did a group ride with 50 Harley's last weekend and everyone was unusually nice. But yes, you're onto something with your observations about cruiser folks.

[@AttackMonkey908]

Apples and oranges, man. Not even worth trying to compare the two.

[@jps226]

I love my sportbike, but my cruiser was so much more practical. Comfy and still plenty of everyday performance.

[@bikesandbrass]

Was the main video for this on Mt. Lemmon in Tucson AZ? Looks very similar and is an incredible ride (even on my Shadow 600......)

[@g30jack]

As a sportbike and cruiser owner, apples and oranges comparison. I love both for different reasons.

[@jimmorrison306]

I’m a short, fat, middle aged man with low T - cruisers are perfect for me.

[@highlymobilehobo4161]

From couch to couch my fren.

[@cy-one]

What does "low T" mean?

[@charlesdenny2925]

I have found in my experience with riding and waving to other riders that sport bike riders are less likely to wave back than cruiser riders. Maybe that's because I ride a Harley. Maybe it's because the sport bike people need to hold on tighter because their bikes are to light. Not really sure. Just my observation.

[@treeguyable]

Around here, they all seem to wave, I ride vtwin cruisers, and an R1, don't see much difference. I don't remember all the waving , riding in the 70s, but then again, well, the weed and acid may have clouded it a bit. 😆

[@MrTPF1]

Same

[@obi-wankenobi1750]

@Jim Shepard you don’t have many friends do you?

[@obi-wankenobi1750]

@Jim Shepard being polite isn’t being in a fanboy club. And I still have a hard time believing people like you.

[@IIARROWS]

Exactly, I don't understand the myth that Harley riders don't wave back... Maybe it's because I'm not in America, but the ratio is about 30% for sport, 90% Harley (of course there is always the case when it's not safe for the biker to wave back). Maybe it's because he's riding a sport bike, and maybe it's because he's in USA, or probably is Dunning-Krueger effect combined with confirmation bias.

[@madblunted]

i have a cruiser a suzuki s50, thought it was amazing, rode a mt3 and was floored how much more fun it was to whip around. i agree, and still want that mt3 or mt7, or mt9...i have mid controls on my cruiser and hate forward and floorboards.. ugh lol

[@englishsteel-nz6im]

I have a cruiser and have sport and naked bikes. Different rides. I wouldn't have a cruiser as my only bike as they have limited use compared to a naked which can cruise and rip up canyons-- or an ADV-- but just riding down the coast with a v twin rumbling in pure comfort isn't bad and they look cool.

[@TheGoldJackwagon]

i love when i got my scout i was told by other riders, thats not a real bike. maybe it will grow up to be a real one and get laughed at. jokes on you, im grinning ear to ear every time i ride. idc if im just out chillin on a bike smaller than you. at least im having fun and not having to waddle up at every stop light with 1000lb bike XD

[@JSRockyAnderson]

Honestly. Bla bla bla... who really cares? Dorks thats who. Technology is for the geeks. Real bikers only care about: does it start, stop and get me to my destination. The wind, looking badass and feeling good. My old Honda VTX is cheap, bulletproof and has never let me down 70 thousand Klicks.

[@cy-one]

Gatekeeping isn't the way forward, my dude.

[@c4videos767]

I love my cruisers. I have had a couple sport bikes in the past but now I would rather be comfortable especially for longer rides than just being faster.

[@HappyQuailsLC]

My '82 Suzuki GS650G Sport Tourer was excellent!

[@dnice4431]

I love my street glide. Everything about it. I have owned and ridden a ninja zx9r, a cbr929rr and a 2014 zx14r. I loved every ladt one of them. Problem is they have too much power. You can not physically use all the power in a modern day sport bike on the street. Ask yammie he knows. Evrry time he tried didnt go well. Sport bikes are uncomfortable ad all get out. Now nakeds i cant talk crap about they are fun as shit. However the Superduke is just a torn down super sport. Cant use all that muscle. What i have learned in my advanced years is that i love to hammer the throttle once in a while but more often than not i love to just hit the highway cruise around 80mph (allegedly officers) blast my stereo and have a ball and take my time in style. Now do t get me wrong harley has flaws they are glaring and i know it. But id rather have a harley than a vaquero or a polaris(it aint indian its polaris) but i still wave to every one people who are on 2 wheels of any kind are taking the same risks i am. God bless and stay safe.

[@tylerwenberg1605]

this all comes down to what people want, all bikes suck at things, and all bikes are great at things. there dosent always have to be a cost to performance rating, its what the person wants.

[@filiperocha4025]

What are cruisers good at? They suck for cruising. Any sports tourer is infinitely superior.

[@fpenman]

I have both. I use the sports more, because its lighter, easy to move around.

[@MoxieMike66]

I still have my two 79' KZ1000 ST's (my 1st one I bought for $400 & my 2nd w/19k orig mi on it), but I gave in and bought a 21' Vulcan 1700 Vaquero this year (22'). I used to drag the pegs on the KZ and bang through the gears going triple digits. This Vulcan is a beast. It's a 6 speed, w/ABS, Cruise Control, and almost as fast as my KZ, not quite as quick, but not too shabby for a full size "bagger". KZ's off the road w/mechanical issues, but I'm considering getting it back on the road as well. The Vulcan's growing on me, the more I ride it, the more comfortable I'm getting.

[@ajb667]

As a Honda Rebel rider I'm feeling rather smug after watching this video 😊

[@daniel27560]

Vulcan s same

[@stlchucko]

Daniel ivanov Right? I like my rev happy, light VS that constantly urges me to twist the throttle a bit more or dive into a corner.

[@daniel27560]

@@stlchucko vs?

[@atelerix969]

@@stlchucko how do you like it on the highway? i'm a large guy and ride a 300 standard/naked and it's not great at 70MPH. engine screaming, feel all the wind, very little room to speed up to overtake.

[@stlchucko]

Daniel ivanov Vulcan S

[@frollixz3773]

This video is kinda pointless. You don’t get a cruiser to go fast. The same way you don’t get a saloon car or a pickup truck to go fast. This is like comparing a 70s muscle car to a mclaren p1. I agree price is inflated but that’s because of the novelty that goes with buying one. I’m not saying it’s worth it (I don’t own a cruiser) but I don’t think this is a very useful comparison. Whoever buys a cruiser just wants a cruiser and obviously doesn’t care about anything else.

[@AvoidsPikes-]

I have a cruiser. I leave the crotch rockets to the youth.

[@conroygreyfin7011]

As someone who bought a cruiser for the main goal of cruising and being comfy (bike fits me perfectly) I agree. Granted I do often like to push it passed it's "cruising". But after doing u-turns on a cruiser (especially one with such a shitty friction zone) when I take my advanced course test here in Australia, doing it on a tiny 250 is going to be a breeze

[@jackcompton8752]

Haha! Son just bought a Beamer GS for his 23yrs of putting up with the Army. Me, got a '20 Street Bob fxbb after learning how to walk again then gaining strength & confidenceafter gettinginjured in... yep, you guessed it... the Army. Here we are sitting at a rest stop each with a felony flapper (paper tag). We got some strange looks! Great video! Ride on! ✌

[@GooberNuf]

Earlier today I was talking to my fiance about Harley riders / cruiser riders about the standard waving to fellow riders. I rode past between 7-10 cruiser / Harley riders, waved at them, gave a nod to them and got nothing in return. Same day, I was coming up to a roundabout, roughly 100 metres away and a guy on a sports bike took put the effort into waving to me, I waved back. 2 days ago, coming back from bunnings, I pulled up at the lights and a rider I'd never seen before on what looked like a Suzuki, took the time to give me a fairly enthusiastic wave, genuinely happy to see another rider. I think with cruisers is more of a cultural thing.. if you're riding a cruise, dressed head to toe in leather, you'd better be tough and not wave to fellow riders.. so sayeth the Harley cruiser code..