Crypto Shark Tank Got Even Funnier

[@-Sai]

they took “invest in the founder not the business” to the next level by completely ignoring the business lmao

[@IHarleyWin]

They don't invest though

[@tomlxyz]

Isn't that most crypto projects?

[@FTZPLTC]

I think they learned from the first episode that, if they focus on the content of the pitch, then they have to say yes to everything, because they're all the same pitch - "what if [something], but with crypto!" If they try to explain why one pitch is good and the other pitch is bad, they just expose why they're all equally bad.

[@johnk6757]

The founders are all losers though

[@merphul]

it works because crypto is all about ignoring the fundamentals. Fundamentals and User Data... crypto true believes don't need that FUD.

[@fatnose0]

"crypto is about getting rid of the middle man. This is why WE aim to BECOME the middle man, but with CRYPTO"

[@tiagobelo4965]

The worst part is that it ain't even a dumb idea since most businesses out there making big bucks are just middlemen

[@21n0v3mber]

​@@tiagobelo4965 yeah but how tf are they gonna do that?

[@shadowstriker6852]

that's what got me too lol

[@heatrs4717]

You can't convince me this show isn't parody. It's literally a circus clown version of shark tank where everything that makes the show credible and real is flipped. All of the judges have 0 qualifications. The most qualified person was literally a woman saying "i understand this because i am a woman", who was immediately cut off the show. Their "tank" quite literally looks like a tank, or some type of trap room out of the movie "cube". They give no actual advice and seem to say either yes and no completely arbitrarily. The votes mean nothing, and half the products are essentially scams. There is no way this is not being billed as a comedy.

[@ZeromuS_]

Sunk cost. They already filmed it, it was done back in the hype days probably. Hosting it isn't gonna cost them much might as well hope they get some clicks lol

[@-Sai]

after seeing a bunch of crypto ‘companies’ and ‘media’, they are 100% serious. Remember that god awful bored apes show lmao

[@tysonator111]

She was kicked for actually telling the truth, saying that she was a woman was too much truth for their parody

[@von...]

sorry, but this comment is a swim for me

[@dnd402]

Unfortunately, i think this comment simply lacks the vision as an ongoing force in the market, I dont see how you will compete when the commenting market is already so oversaturated, which is why i will be voting Swim on this one.

[@johnkimhyuntae]

THEY CUT “I AM A WOMAN” “LARGEST CRYPTO KZbinR”FROM THE SHOW LMAOOO 😂😂😂

[@shaughnsimpson441]

Seeeee ya Wendy

[@theguardsman1043]

Dead Internet Ass Reply

[@itzsneakz2791]

She's on the rest of the episodes. 😂

[@flowersing7212]

the sad truth is that no one has a clue, we all react to what happens as it happens and try to analyse it but can’t predict an iota of what is going to unfold in the markets… content creators are like amplifiers, when times are good they affirm it and try to tell you why it’s good and that it’s looking bullish but then all of a sudden the market turns bearish and everyone affirms it again and try to analyse why… it’s so sad that many are so powerless and it's not about guessing the market's next move; it's about playing it smart and steady during trading...managed to grow a nest egg of around 2.3Bitcoin to a decent 19Bitcoin in the space of a few months... I'm especially grateful to Rebecca Larryn, whose deep expertise and traditional trading acumen have been invaluable in this challenging, ever-evolving financial landscape.

[@SmuttyNLP]

They chose sink. Now she’s doing dishes.

[@Oceanatornowk]

This is proof that capitalism breeds innovation. I’m so grateful Amazon has incomprehensible amounts of money.

[@-Sai]

so thankful for my pookie Bezos overlord 🥰🥰🥰

[@deadmanstoolbox]

Good ol' "ugh capitalism"

[@geraldtheoctopus1594]

You know, not paying all those workers had to be pretty tough on JB.

[@user-white007]

It’s annoying but Amazon is easily the best place to shop for ANY non food item in my opinion. Nothing is as smooth and cheap as

[@esmeecampbell7396]

"innovation" doesn't always mean good. The only thing you've lambasted there is your own understanding of the English language. If anything you've shown Capitalism works, nobody will pay for this shit so everyone watches Bluey instead and Disney does better and Amazon does worse (ignoring all the other benefits and problems that each company has)

[@TouchGrassNerdz]

Killerwhales might be the best bad show ever

[@esmeecampbell7396]

Atrioc NEEDS to talk to someone who was involved in production, we HAVE to know what the fuck they thought they were doing with this

[@vapinggranny2474]

Bro rly recited the sigma male schedule from TikTok as a qualification. Imagine pulling up to a job interview “well I wake up at 5 and meditate then hit the gym by 8 so you should hire me”

[@MindBlowerWTF]

We start at 7 though 🤔🤔

[@vapinggranny2474]

@@MindBlowerWTF I already started my morning zoom meetings in the gym

[@Vysair]

honestly, the dude himself should have the "qualification" to do his business granted he didnt follow any tiktok advice on running one

[@johnkimhyuntae]

Whales: “Tell us about your product.” Atrioc: “I’m a glizzlord, little elf boy, Dr. Carbonator, Skidibi toilet.” Whales: “It’s sink or swim time.”

[@NoOneInParticular0]

"I like your rizz, so I'll swim"

[@jakebrown1066]

ger him mods

[@georgehands_]

“I don’t see the business model here, there is no vision for glizzy hands, and frankly there is not enough marketability for being a coffee cow. That is why I’m definitely going to swim with Big A.”

[@kromtub]

just spat my coffee fucking hell

[@smooth_yogurto720]

​@georgehands_ i absolutely love the glizzness model and wholeheartedly believe that this will define the future, i have nothing bad to say, and thats why im going to sink.

[@meatsauce12]

you CANT say "explain it to my like i'm 5" as a whale on this show 😭😭

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

Then treat the ELI5 question absolutely literally. "A five year old isn't going to understand that" NO SHIT BRO. It's just a cute way of asking for it in leymans terms

[@Pyxyty]

I genuinely, genuinely feel bad for these "whales". They could've spent their entire lives doing their crypto whatever in private but now they gotta do this show and look stupid on camera. Oh my god

[@Njubish]

As a dude who consults a board of directors on strategy, that's my entire job.

[@utterchoasvods7719]

the first dude was to busy trying to flirt with Ms.Lazereyes that he forgot to present his product XD

[@palomyr2947]

Can't blame him, his idea was garbage, he got a free trip to the US and tried to convince a juror in his own way

[@brucebaker810]

Mooch (I think) then said "you're on the Distraction Vector". Or similar. I figured he was saying "dude, srsly? You're pitching your deal to the KILLERWHALES here bro. And you're flirtin?"

[@israelmills7442]

She’s sexy though 😍

[@bvang0520]

These judges will be like, "What is your typical jamba juice order? Swim because you represent entrepreneurship."

[@AshArtzMusic]

"I'm solving online tickets by replacing QR codes and Bar codes with a string of numbers and letters"

[@user-rf1op3uh6n]

"So I'm replacing bar codes with bar codes BUT its just a text file(?)"

[@ifroad33]

Pre-decoded QR codes! Less computational power required! Save the turtles!

[@TheFrev]

The funny thing is, this was the only example I have seen that makes NFTs make some sense. All an NFT is, is a receipt. This would be the safest way to buy a ticket from a scalper without worrying about him selling the same ticket again and causing whoever shows up first to get the seat and whoever shows up late to get stopped at the door. Add on the fact that it is possible to add additional transactional fees for NFT sales, it means the venue, artist and original ticket seller will be able to take cuts from all scalping. While the users won't like it, more money going to the venue and artist would mean that they have an incentive to use this unknown platform. Then all it takes is one big artist to be greedy and all of the sudden every new town they put on a show will equal tens of thousands of new users. And I can imagine every single artist that had a bored ape would be greedy enough to use this system. Also, for the guy who started it, if the userbase becomes huge, he will be able to cash out very quickly and not have to do any work or deal with the fact that he knows nothing about running a business.

[@TheWizardGamez]

@@user-rf1op3uh6npublicly accessible text files

[@cc3]

To be fair having a clear chain of ownership as well as proof of ownership for a ticket is very useful. Some companies already validate tickets by checking with the sellers, and some don't release the ticket until the days before the events but as someone who's been turned away at the door of a venue before, it's definitely a decent place to implement blockchain. It works for patents, land deeds etc as well but some things could just be a better, centralised system

[@VERY_TALL_MAN]

Boy Math: The Show

[@DNeonLamp]

So THATS why they're rotating the women

[@phabiorules]

@@DNeonLampwe have 5 investors, four male, one woman. However, if we swap the woman every episode with a different women we will have more female investors than males by episode 5,making the show more appealing to women!

[@PointlessDrummer]

holy shit that is so funny

[@PotassiumPotat0]

They are not mere boys, they are men🫡

[@eb9782]

HOLY SHIT man, I don't know if you just invented "a human centipede with no food" as the official motto of the crypto industry. But if you did, you deserve the Mark Twain Prize for achievements in comedy.

[@jamesdrummond7684]

"What's better than a 24 year old? Two 12 year olds." - Anthony Scaramouchi

[@Toralian89]

"What's better than two 12 year olds? Four 6 year olds" - Rich people on certain island

[@michaelboyle7281]

On the last episode I was super convinced that if you "Swim" it basically means you want to join the product because you see flaws in the creator's product and you think you can mentor them and fix it up, which is why so many of the judges choose to swim when it sounds like they will sink based of their statement. After this episode I'm starting to think I just let my imagination run a little wild and gave the show more credit than it was due. After this episode, I have no fucking idea anymore lmao

[@world_machine]

Knowing the truth is even funnier: after looking around (on the website for this show), you’ll see that they get mentorship ONLY if 5/5 of the whales swim- so if 4/5 swim it means *literally* nothing. They swim at random because it doesn’t matter lol

[@michaelboyle7281]

@@world_machine damn that is funny. Especially since the new Chinese lady carefully looks into every pitch and will most likely sink for almost everything lmao

[@blakksheep736]

​@@world_machine and then you know the most ridiculous truth, when you look at the show's website, is that no one is actually getting anything and people just pay to contest for the advertising of "being on Killer Whales".

[@DijaVlogsGames]

Everything about this is the most crypto thing I have ever seen. "Business ideas" without any thought behind them, crypto gurus who only speak in catchphrases and buzzwords. Not to mention that it makes literally no difference if they "sink or swim", there is no investment happening. "Swimming" probably only gets them a mail once a week that goes "👍, that's sexy bro. Good job".

[@samus598]

"You look really cool" -Nicholas Cage to Elijah Wood in The Trust. That's what this show is really about.

[@chandlermiller3944]

I have so few brain cells already. If i watched this show myself i wouldnt remember how to breath

[@CrypticCobra]

And for that reason, the show is a swim.

[@vicc6790]

Yeah I mean look you already forgot how to spell breathe

[@h8re]

That last pitch could've just pitched themselves to be a tool for making better sports bets, showing what caused them to win or lose a bet, and would be an actual(ish) business

[@KingHoborg]

No see that sounds too complicated. Explain that to me like I'm a literal child, please.

[@h8re]

@@KingHoborg MONEY GO UP!!!!

[@KingHoborg]

@@h8re Thank you! FINALLY you're making sense! I don't know what all this 'sports betting', 'business' and 'tool' nonsense is. I don't even know what a 'pitch' is.

[@tskk_NMSL]

@@KingHoborg and for that reason this is a swim

[@Keylevitation]

They could have sold it to Draft kings,ESPN or other UFC broadcasters to use on their website

[@RaandomLeftist]

6:17 Almost thought big a was gonna say draft kings for a sec lmao

[@a.b.4676]

bro same

[@salc8589]

The football was unnecessary in hindsight. Big Tease from Big A.

[@TheMarslMcFly]

I was looking for this comment lmao. why would you play with a football for a rocketmoney ad?! 😂

[@oiimaboi1702]

I really thought that ad was gonna be “the real way to make money.. sports betting!” W that football lmao

[@BishopGG]

I was expecting draft kings or something lol

[@traiz]

I really thought that sponsorship was going to be a sports betting ad. I wouldn’t have even been mad. It would’ve been so funny.

[@dv_xl]

Its funny to wake at 5.30 and start work at 8. Reminds me of myself, except its 12 and instead of the gym its eating cereal and doomscrolling

[@BlisaBLisa]

me in highschool except it wasnt my choice to wake that early and the frequent sleep deprivation made me want to kill myself

[@CucciMane400]

That’s it. I’m shorting human intelligence

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

I'm gonna do a short squeeze by finding the cure to cancer.

[@jamescharles5907]

africa has the highest fertility rate so ur good

[@americantoastman7296]

@@jamescharles5907 what is wrong with you

[@jamescharles5907]

@@americantoastman7296 what? do u think iq is fake

[@blakksheep736]

​@@jamescharles5907 you mean besides the fact that the only thing the IQ test really measures is how good you are at passing an IQ test?

[@noahdacheese839]

Genuinely thought you were about to do a sports betting ad, that was terrifying

[@MaddenedInvader]

3:39 is actually the most fearful expression I've seen Big A have

[@EwokPanda]

It can't be a (bit)coincidence that this show came out at the same time as "The Goat" - a parody on reality shows. It **has** to be a parody as well.

[@Ycpunkrock]

3:12 All I can hear is she was rizzed up. My brain is broken.

[@Chancetstcab44]

I wasnt going to download Rocket, but then I saw this guy slap a football (i like sports!) and call me bro (shows that he's chill). So what I'm saying is Im going to sink

[@kevinpedersen5290]

I love the fact that the one real idea that is presented, the sharks can't comprehend it. 😂

[@soMeRandoM670]

What one was that

[@shrubninja6444]

​@@soMeRandoM670The last one, with AI analysis of fights or something.

[@yehoshuas.6917]

@@shrubninja6444 The guy was right about it not needing crypto though, you could just use regular credit card payments for that sort of service

[@TheReginaldBarris]

EVERY. EPISODE. PLEASE!

[@elijahwaggoner545]

When i saw the football in the ad i thought it was a sports betting add and laughed so hard

[@voidsnakes281]

Saw the football and immediately thought he was gonna do a sports gambling ad😂😂

[@user-es7mn3ks2w]

Bro slapped that football too many times

[@sycobeansillywytgirl]

Some real idk what to do with my hands moment

[@nugget204]

I loved the part where the crypto shark tank got more insane

[@edjemonkeys4896]

Am I crazy or is the UFC analytics one pretty cool? Scrap the "FX token" or whatever, work on the tech and sell it or lease it to the broadcaster or sports betting sites? Seems like a cool thing to add to a sports broadcast.

[@radeklew1]

Yeah, it seemed cool but when they showed footage I couldn't tell if it was real or a concept. They had footage on the right that looked like an opencv demo and a crazy info display on the left, it's super easy for those to just be totally disconnected. If it's real then honestly it looks really cool, but it seems like they spent way more time making it somehow involve crypto and enabling people to gamble than actually making the product

[@user-ub7ml7uk8d]

Offering mentorship instead of investment capital completely fucks the show's dynamics. The guests keep trying to make Shark Tank pitches for the money to get their business off the ground, and the "mentors" are always like, "Wait, you don't have any money? I'M OUT." If they had money, they wouldn't need mentorship. The mentors are actually asking for jobs at these companies, not offering investment.

[@prodian9]

this was the first stream i saw live, it was great, keep grinding big A💯

[@dylswerb7492]

"you wanna make some real money?" while brandishing a football had me thinking you took a draft kings sponsorship and I was very concerned

[@happytoberu]

16:45 is the guy pitching wearing a Rolex meanwhile his wife had to go back to work!?!? WTF 😂😂😂

[@BigBoyAndrew05]

Let's goooooo, I've been waiting for a pt. 2

[@MegatronReacts]

Get rid if the middleman and bring in the center guy

[@NotChillin]

Blockchain definitely can help with ticketing. When it eventually happens it will still be owned by ticket master and will likely come with additional fees when re selling.

[@blals_os]

congratz on 600k mr tree rock 👍

[@wiiuandmii7619]

Thank you so much for making this a recurring series, because without the commentary, this show would mow down my braincells like the Reaper itself.

[@tmgclips5300]

Product: ❌ yapping about nonsense then making a business deal: ✅

[@dodo4enz]

My man really said he doesnt get why the others sunk, yapped for a minute and sunk as well

[@heroclix0rz]

Lol I actually watched your ad run because I didn't know if you were doing a bit. I laughed the whole way through 😂

[@LexiBelleGaming]

Big A breaking during the ad read killed me.

[@TheCooMan]

I have a pitch you'll never be able to refuse. Taylor swift... but crypto

[@Hyrulistic]

The "whale" saying "maybe I would have had a different response _if I could have seen your product_" like what are these presenters told for preparation 😂

[@kalaekeliihoomalu]

Congrats on 600k 🎉

[@frostybro9217]

Seeing atrioc hold a football is like seeing a crypto bro on shark tank

[@mectax]

Gz on 600k subs glizzlord

[@ystraight6178]

They convinced me, I am investing my life savings

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

In the male model or Newm, the smart music service?

[@whipseryname4295]

"Ya pitch is shit, ya suck, I fuckin hate you, and for that reason, with me? You swim."

[@maphay6992]

First dude adjusted his hair 97 times

[@TheRainmustFall7]

Don’t be rude he’s a model dude duh

[@ODO111]

Thank God for a second I thought the ad read was going to be for DraftKings 😊

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

We have the second biggest female crypto KZbinr.

[@chadbranston9741]

I like the gig ticket idea, aside from the fact using gig apps are basically nfts without calling them nfts

[@cooperhaaland]

I’m a lighting technician in the industry and I have filmed in that EXACT location in LA. So funny the next time I see it is for this 😂😂😂

[@jason9875]

3:25 SWIM TIME LETS GOOO

[@altrivotzck6565]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT GOT FUNNIER!? The first episode was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. The writer needs a promotion.

[@Riskbisky]

I was terrified that the sponsored bit was about to be sports betting😭

[@The_Thinker_UK]

I am loving this channel. Your responses are too funny!! Also, if you didn’t think Ran talked out his arse this show has to change your mind 🤣🤣

[@lucidconnections9634]

I’m so glad a tractor company ad hit me the second you started advertising

[@MindBlowerWTF]

About the sport broadcast thingy - every bigger sport streaming/analytics company does computer vision and sometimes AI commentary, they have the prototypes, but they just did not show it to mass market and the truth is - there is little market for it, while the costs are very high (for development and licenses) - seems like they really wanted to grasp anything, so they included crypto, betting, anything that will keep them afloat. Also the far right guy has dapper turtleneck.

[@grant8065]

Bro I just discovered your channel and have immediately subbed because these Killer Whales videos you make are hilarious. I was laughing out loud on the tube and people thought I was crazy. Please keep the Killer whale vids coming.

[@felix0r309]

The start of the ad I thought it was going to be sports gambling

[@The-Caged-King]

Atrioc FOR SURE bought a brand new football off amazon solely for that ad read

[@WizardWizard680]

man i was just waiting for mohawk man at the end to say "im still gonna sink" in the best double twist of all time

[@akuaburulunar9100]

CONGRATS ON 600 THOU BIG A!!😄💪

[@DoublUpper]

Broo, that ad read was fire bro, so bro but bro remember, you dont need to keep throwing the ball, and calling me bro...

[@reed0bad]

Please do more this goes so ridiculously hard

[@foamy2990]

Bet the homie at the end only changed to swim bc the optics would be bad if nobody succeeded in that episode

[@craigisapunk]

When Atrioc caught the football in his ad and said "You want to make real money?" I REALLY thought we were about to get a sports betting sponsorship.... That would have been insane

[@riftwalker26]

I can't believe this is an Amazon show and not KZbin show

[@jtbsax]

If Dunning-Kruger was a show.

[@TeamOT]

This is innovative in terms of trash tv. So glad that there are people that car about trash tv. Actually, genuinely, and not sarcastically.

[@Zackduncanmusic]

So Choon is the music industry product on here and I used it before , it's basically a music streaming service that pays in crypto and always people to earn crypto but advertising the song and owning a piece of it

[@LucidProtean]

It's crazy that Mr. Marketing Monday himself made that ad lol

[@Halbmond]

Why does the taller AI sports betting guy look like a virtual character out of GTA

[@plutohades79]

"I'm gonna help give yall a business model" he walks into the room with them for the first mentorship..."so sports gambling"

[@demontamerbf18]

The dude who said "I'm your only hope right now" felt he was on Shark Tank for a minute there lol.

[@chosnbot]

Love the music video room setting

[@pigeon9715]

Big A coming in clutch filling me with his content tonight

[@richardg8376]

The idea behind the last pitch I think is that either they broadcast a fight, or you stream a fight from a third party like ESPN, and their AI service essentially analyses the footage in real time. From its analysis, it determines things like how well a fighter is performing, how exhausted or hurt they look, how cleanly and accurately they're striking, and from that gives you real time predictions like the chances a fighter will be knocked down in the next round. I'm not an expert, but I feel like this would have a good application on the bookmakers' side if it works well, so they can update their odds in real time and maximise their profit margins.

[@chasingshadows3092]

When I saw Atrioc holding that pigskin I was truly expecting a Draft Kings promo.

[@IGiveTheBestTakes]

This is actually just like shark tank. ✅pre revenue ✅not proprietary ✅solves a problem literally no one has ✅"If we just get 1% of the market..."

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

some shark tank products are actually kind of good, this doesnt even have that chance

[@thevikingsock8527]

this is so hilarious

[@onefreegumball]

Deadass thought we getting a draft king sponsor 😂😂😂

[@theauthenticwaffle651]

Honestly as an avid UFC fan the AI thing about just showing real time stats like a running count of total strikes and where they landed and takedowns and total control time and things like that would be cool to have on like my phone while i watched a fight because those stats arent always up. I wouldn't pay for that though.

[@Kahoneki]

blessed be thou when atrioc uploads

[@stoniebro-nies]

Dude says “Bro” more times than a drunk guy getting arrested 😂

[@CommissarMitch]

"Everybody starts from nothing" Bull.

[@SuperMustache555]

I actually understand the ticket thing. When you buy tickets second-hand, sometimes they're fake, and there's very little way to verify the authenticity of the ticket without scanning it at the venue. I guess he thinks an NFT could fix that...

[@commie563]

This is like that key & peele contest skit.

[@aoihitori]

I love that one guy wanna replace the job of Middle man by being the Middle man. 😂

[@drummerofawe]

The ability of crypto bros to self-satirize will never cease to amaze me

[@DimeDCSGO]

17:52 THE DROOL