Teaching My Girlfriend About Jelqing

[@pengern5799]

The zoom in at the beginning sent me into the most DIABOLICAL fit of laughter. Ugly, cackling, hands to the heavens. Holy fucking shit

[@Youregoodash-Imbadash]

Omg. I can’t figure out what it is! What is it!!!!

[@Youregoodash-Imbadash]

Oh shit… nvm

[@sharkbaitgaming1995]

@@Youregoodash-Imbadash if you pause the video at 0:43, they didn't blur it and it's super clear lol

[@Wh1_spir]

@@sharkbaitgaming1995 Still dont know what it is though-

[@opalescentanklebiter]

@@Wh1_spir if you can’t figure it out for yourself it’s for the best that you don’t know

[@Nintendominator]

This is probably the best title for a KZbin video ive seen ever.

[@CripplersGrave]

Agreed

[@Q1x.exe.]

I’m in his walls

[@Ben-nf7it]

@lemonjustalemon9663 hello

[@candlesniffing]

What does it mean 😭

[@CrankierPanda72]

​@@candlesniffing The stretching of a males penis to elongate it(make it longer). It doesn't work, I looked it up

[@EmmaCinema22]

Casual table decoration

[@TheHumptyDumper]

You mean S-Tier table decoration

[@maxwellsage7422]

@@TheHumptyDumper D-Teir if ya know what I mean

[@JR-sm5is]

I really wanna like this comment but it’s at 420 likes on 4/20

[@A_Stay_in_neverland]

Wait what is it.......

[@jacquelinerivera8036]

@@A_Stay_in_neverlandD

[@crimsonscarlett9904]

Not Kris trying to make the “laughing at pp” situation less harsh and then there’s Caleb just making it worse saying “looks like a grub” over and over again no remorse 💀

[@Emugulator]

0:54 MEATCANYON DILDO YES YES YES IT GLOWS IN THE DARK!

[@2735angel]

Thats fucking disgusting wtf are they doing with that and why is meatcanyon promoting this

[@wednesdeity]

@@2735angel I don't know if they intentionally showed it in this video calm down

[@mandzieishere8381]

Lmao and here I was more distracted by the giant shrimp next to the dildo, I was all like "giant skrimp giant skrimp" 😂

[@Junkprincee]

@@2735angelwhat’s wrong with sex toys?

[@NoctiisXIII]

@@2735angel bruh its just a sex toy lol what an overreaction

[@DivaPWI]

12:03: "It looks like ya have" and that face ahahahaha. Kris is the bests.

[@Hairmanic]

Kris is getting a tan! She looks so happy!! Caleb and Texas are treating her well 🥰

[@yungmeme6662]

This weather ain't it tho, how tf is it cloudy and almost 90 degrees bruh😭😭😭

[@FriedSheep69]

I thought this is tara

[@sarajuanaict]

Yeah the weather around here is... Muggy AF 🥵

[@touchmygrassyass]

Its not ​@@FriedSheep69

[@GokouZWAR]

I dunno… Kris seemed really awkward in this one… she’s normally pretty smooth and fakes it well but this one you could tell she was uncomfortable with him.

[@Mashy8722]

Kris looks like she’s glowing!! That Texas sun is giving her such a shine! That and being around the person you love def gives you a shimmer! I’m so happy for the start of their journey together! ❤

[@Ryan-fosho]

And the meat canyon behind her probably helps too

[@jessicaholscher4097]

4:44 For some people, it's very very hard for them to be nice to themselves, so they resist doing those things because that would be being kind to themselves, and they dont' feel they deserve to be kind, and it might even be too overwhelming to be kind to themselves.

[@kaybadberg534]

Also we sometimes get told that going for a walk or exercising will “cure” your depression without actually addressing the problem. Those depression tips are often used to minimize clinical depression by saying that it’s the fault of the person afflicted.

[@paranoid.rabbit]

my mom passed away last month. as you can imagine, I've been pretty down about it. yesterday was a sunny day. i made myself go outside, and honestly, that fresh air and sunshine with the birds singing. truly picked me up. It's wild that something seemingly so simple can have that kind of an effect on something like hopelessness.

[@jozeuh]

feel better soon, sending virtual hugs 🫂❤❤

[@tbella5186]

There are also enzymes and bacteria in soil that triggers release of serotonin, so planting and gardening is literally therapy. I'm sorry for your loss, it's never easy...

[@paranoid.rabbit]

@@jozeuh thanks bud :)

[@paranoid.rabbit]

@@tbella5186 that's really cool. i used to love gardening. thanks :)

[@Peisailinggirl]

Sorry for your loss..it’s tough learning how to navigate life without our Moms ❤

[@kat.w.RBF444]

OK, this had to be one of the more funny videos I’ve ever seen Caleb do. I think it had a bit to do with the editor just putting in so many random funny things. Also, Kris is glowing from that Texas sun and it looks beautiful with her current hair color.

[@oxpoisongirlxo8509]

0:44 shows you exactly what it is in detail with none of the pixelated crap LOL

[@The.One.True.B]

Unsure if alien dildo or fancy diffuser. Is that bottle next to it lube or essential oils? lol

[@OmowiHY]

@squibbelsmcjohnson I think it was a caterpillar that ate too much.

[@771REVENGE]

Why does it look like dragon/dog thingo 😂 or is it like some specific meme brand knowing oompa lol

[@VvsCZKR]

@squibbelsmcjohnsonit’s a collab between a company called Bad Dragon and the KZbinr Meat Canyon.

[@personman481]

One size signature color, $120

[@milesbirch8026]

I think a lot of people are depressed because they are shown and taught their needs aren’t important and we carry that through everything. It makes us isolate and think we aren’t important. Keep doing it your own way and keep moving. It’s okay to take it slow n stop and it’s okay to enjoy chores sometimes. Figure out your own green area of life and keep it. I wish adults would have told me that when I was a kid

[@wednesdeity]

People also just live generally unhealthy lives, it’s easier to blame the outside world then to actually reflect on yourself and admit you’re doing something wrong

[@AnDr3w066]

They aren't depressed. Depression is an actual issue most people just want attention

[@_.ThePingy._]

@@AnDr3w066 But the thing with a mindset like that is you tend to start believing that towards everybody and start disrespecting their problems and shutting them down. Its important to understand that compared to people faking it, depression is a much worse issue for people who have it.

[@AnDr3w066]

@@_.ThePingy._ because other peoples problems aren’t my problems. Stop expecting people to carry you through them 😂. Grow up

[@_.ThePingy._]

@@AnDr3w066 Lol you're the one that needs to grow up XD. I know people like don't even try listening to others on the internet and attack them instead, so i'm just going to end this by saying, when you lose everyone, or at least when you realize you have, that's when you'll realize humanity hasn't come so far not depending on each other. I sincerely hope you never meet someone with depression, but please educate yourself.

[@wormboiling]

7:12 Sorry Bud. I don’t think she’s at work, Homeslice Bromigo.

[@seantaylor1568]

That lady is either cheating or she is a drug lord 😂

[@germyz]

​@@seantaylor1568Even drug lords have free time 😭

[@GarBBX]

10:05 Oompa: "ehhhh, no that's a lot, yeah" My uncle who has literally (hea counted) 456 funko pops on display in his house:

[@박지현-b2e]

0:08 the hat bro 😭😭 anywayyy im so grateful for you both you both always make my day after a hard day at school i love you guys so much thank you

[@91n3tr33]

4:21 i cried & then i went to a nature reserve near me to have a day to think about my granny’s life & end. I felt better. I feel great 3 years later, ik shes always with me. I could’ve let that consume me, but didnt. Life does go on & I dont love her any less than I did before she died. Get help with grief if you need. I’ll see her again

[@Riv.vir0]

Kris: its kinda like- Kaleb: Grub like? Kris: NOOUH. 😠

[@BooCreamy]

0:25 😂😂😂😂 the clear shot straight back to it!!! 🤣💀🤣

[@codydoeswrestling]

Is that a dildo

[@kazuyahirako4843]

I didn't notice that in the background. I was too busy admiring how adorable you are together. 😆

[@SuperClarkeyboy]

Same I was like the way she smiling at him is adorable 😂

[@Ruoxiiii]

0:44 OMG LMAO, I THINK I BROKE MY LAUGHING BONE AFTER THIS. THE TABLE "DECORATION"????? 😭😭

[@AAAinsley_LOVES_YOU]

FR

[@Show_Love_Serina]

≈ 5:00 It depends on the severity of symptoms. Sometimes something simple helps. Other times it doesn't. When it doesn't, no amount of walks will help. This is were medication saves lives.

[@katieallen9859]

I’ve had severe depression since age 12 when I feel down I try and go outside ,sometimes it does work sometimes it doesn’t ,it really depends on how bad my depressive episode is that day ,it does definitely work sometimes,idk how but it does lol

[@linmonPIE]

I think some people are just low on vitamin D. That’s one cause of depression.

[@BlurryNova]

Yeah, i rlly do wish going outside n shit always solves depression but in a lot of cases, it definitely takes much more than a walk and a nice snack to actually fix a depressive mindset. That isn't to say we should just give up, but boiling down and generalizing all depression as just a "sad mood" is an unintelligent thing to do. I have Bipolar(aka Manic depression). This is a serious disorder that can not be simply combated by walks, snacks, and hugs. They're still wanted and should be attained, but hugging me won't make the suicidal ideations disappear. Nor will it stave off the massive wave of fatigue, paranoid thoughts, or the inevitable manic episode that can occur not long after a massive low. I think we can encourage folks to seek the joy in the little things in life like enjoying the outdoors, surrounding yourself with loved ones, and enjoying our favorite things without painting this romanticized view that all that will magically cure you of your disorder. It'll only make it worse when those suffering enter the next depressive cycle when they think they fixed it the first time around. It's a never-ending battle, but it's one worth fighting for.

[@thaloblue]

It also depends on what other conditions you have. For example I have fibromyalgia and a couple other nerve pain disorders, walking is painful on the worst days. Going outside might just be an excruciating reminder that I used to be able to walk without trouble and now my body is permanently fucked up, which makes me crankier, angrier, and sadder. But some days it does work. I will say no exercise ever works for me. Like literally never. Mayyyyybe dance helps, but I cannot overexert or my body will punish me for it. You know what has a 100% success rate? Making friends, spending time with friends, and chatting with people. That’s my cheat code. But I never leave the house so my social circle is shrinking.

[@Thejuicemerchant]

0:34 Well it looks like kris has adjusted to Texas

[@alix8357]

My daughter keeps me mentally in check. I just give her a big ole hug when I need em or when she needs em and for as long as we need em

[@TheRealTimShady_]

Just because they can Reddit, doesn’t mean they can Writeit 1:42

[@jakesinclair69420]

I see what you did there, you have a career in comedy

[@BigBrainLiz]

@@jakesinclair69420Completely and fully agree

[@regulusarcturusblack13]

🫡

[@Str8Ace43]

0:53 no shame in being human 🤷‍♂️😂😭

[@hstar2946]

You guys are so cute and fun. In my many years I’ve found that we all suffer from some kind of disorder. It’s called personality and coping. We are all different and need to have negative thoughts every so often when dealing with life or else our good positive times wouldn’t be as good. I have many “diagnoses” buy again it’s all variable depending on the day. Working on yourself and your relationships is the most important thing in life. Treat everyone how you want to be treated and create boundaries in relationships, spend time and love yourself, and you’ll be off to a wonderful start. Love ya both and so looking forward to watching you both blossom in your life together. ❤

[@lukesimmons897]

0:27 ayooooo what’s that

[@slidersides]

Don’t look up bad dragon…

[@Wh1_spir]

@@slidersides Oh. you cant tell me not to look something up and then expect me to not look it up 🥲

[@somedude4879]

12:00 "looks like you have" was the sneakiest compliment lol

[@Ryan-fosho]

I hope my wife says something this nice to me one day

[@MrScoopity]

*POV* Gets off work early and comes home. Remembers forgot key to a car in pocket and take key back to work. Get back home second time and play with cat. Sees oompa upload. Day is good.

[@zachwilson6944]

8:59 I worked with a nice older lady, who collected Funko Pops, at a Taco Bell in a small town, then she worked at a Walmart... UNTIL SHE STOLE MONEY AND THE WHOLE TIME WE KNEW HER, SHE WAS ON THE RUN FROM CALIFORNIAN POLICE BECAUSE SHE DID THE SAME THING.

[@ew_itseliza]

NAH THAT WAS WILD 0:59

[@akaJaneDoe]

7:24 This is called “avoiding your relationship problems “

[@jollysmells1256]

0:22 That's a crazy thing to imagine someone actually doing that, cause it's probably really happened at some point. Also that's Meatcanyon's special "device" at 0:50

[@Kaye09MNchick]

I'm a licensed Social Worker and the idea of using self-care activities to help your mental health is part of mental health treatment. "Fake it til you make it" is a REAL thing. The treatment modality name that best tracks with what was described is called Behavioral Activation (BA) and it can be really helpful for people experiencing depression. It basically helps people to start doing the things they enjoy again (even if you don't really feel like doing it or, you have no motivation) and, by the time you notice you're enjoying the activity, your mental health has already caught up to the activities you're doing to where you already feel a bit better. Once you're there, you can continue to do the activities you enjoy and, possibly even go out and do more with friends/community, etc. It's a real thing though. Just thought I would mention this.

[@MrsSmith-dz5gt]

Lmao they crack me up so much as does jay with his editing. Loved the zoom. Had to rewind and laughed again just as hard. So great. So so great

[@halcyon3116]

@11:48 LMFAO KRIS'S REACTION LPOL

[@abi.cree13]

i love kris’s hat at the beginning😂 ! also kris and caleb are so cute❤

[@Loxus999]

0:27 What a nice table decoration truly touching 😊

[@StephanieDineley]

As an EC Teacher (formally "special ed"), I can absolutely spend hours nights and weekends working. Teaching is such a small portion of my responsibilities...evenso, planning lessons/units that are individualized to meet every student's needs can be VERY time consuming...... Still.....if she's prioritizing work THAT much, she clearly doesn't care about her relationship. Poor guys!

[@sarahmoney5470]

Please dont look at the sun for a good bit 😭 maybe just hang out outside instead 😭 sudden blindness may result in depression

[@anoc_gaming]

That Funko confession is so funny to me. I have a collection of about 230, and I can't help but wonder what that chick's reaction would be to my collection. 😂

[@tophatvideosinc.5858]

You couldn't torture that info outta me

[@poppysperspective8947]

I've got roughly 1000 Pops 😊

[@big_neek]

Sell them

[@bigthumb591]

I’ve got 8, but they have value to me, one was signed by my favorite teacher. And another was given to me by my grandmother

[@tophatvideosinc.5858]

@@poppysperspective8947 i hope you're joking cause thats like $20,000

[@Casual_Goof]

10:50 Laughing at the bing bong would be my 13th reason lmao

[@RossDog]

0:27 thats a very nice toilet roll holder you have there, where can i purchase one

[@ThePositive0ne1]

I am clinically diagnosed with severe depression and anxiety. While I haven't been as depressed as much anymore lately, I will still get insane depressive episodes that hit me like a truck and it goes on for a really long time. People may get warnings or whatever, but when my episodes hit it is instantly and happens quick. I do take medicine for my depression and anxiety, but it doesn't often work that well. I am not saying this to get sympathy from anyone, but because I am just explaining how I am/ how I function. In all seriousness doing the little things like going outside for even five minutes and forcing yourself to smile actually does help a little.

[@guhberieltetsunnysfilms]

The hat dropped down like, ALL. HAIL. PLANKTON.

[@gunner_melon445]

Oompaville the Oblong rectangle has returned with Kris the Chaotic

[@jsnlgrrtt]

10:16 Nux is always being attacked.

[@stephanielove1907]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The zoom in in the beginning 😂😂😂😂 nothing to be ashamed of, its just funny 😂😂😊

[@surayamartinez]

I absolutely love Kris in the hat, y'all are so adorable 😂

[@Raneshower777]

I am diagnosed with major depression and PTSD, on medication that helps for the most part. I was very depressed, because I'm stuck in a hotel with myself and my 2 children. I pay an average of $680 a WEEK!! I can't even find a place to rent, because my credit score is 5:25 and they want a credit score no lower than 560??! So it looks like I'm stuck in the hotel until next year when I get my taxes back 😓😓 the only way out is winning the lottery, but I know that will never happen 😭

[@Sneakysniper4]

I ain’t reading all that 😅

[@hunterking6033]

Ok, as someone who is going blind and needs rides to get places, the blind neighbors grinds my gears. I try NOT to ask for tons of rides, let alone every day. I can't fathom springing detours on people. I legit feel bad asking for help from people. I try to get most things delivered so I am only asking for rides to appointments and events. I get why he ghosted, because this guy would've guilt tripped him or kept bothering him anyway. I remember when I was at a school for the blind, one of the other guys there would always ask if I was going out so he could tag along and derail my plans because he was too lazy to actually learn how to use the transit system and get around himself (one of the reasons we were there in the first place). At first, I was fine with it. I was a quick study and had better vision than him, so I tried to help. Eventually, it was apparent that he was just lazy and entitled. He would sit near the door and listen for me checking out and call out "hey, can you take me to __?" One of these times I said I was going to meet some friends who had moved to that city while I was there and couldn't. He asked if he could join and I said no and he flipped out on me for leaving him hanging. I started silently checking out at the front desk to avoid him. After a week or so he asks me at lunch why I haven't been going out lately and one of the other dirtbags tells him I've been silently checking out to avoid him (because I confronted him for sexually harrasing people and shoving porn in people's faces). So entitled dude gets mad and cusses me out, leading to me calmly telling him to stop being entitled and actually learn what he was here to learn. He then swings at me but misses by a mile and twirls to the ground, tearing lmultiple knee ligaments, and tries to blame me for it. Some blind people are wild. Sorry for the long story.

[@my2bit2cents78]

“You can fix depression by looking at the sun.” Do not look at the sun.

[@idc69699]

AYOO NOT THE ZOOM IN 💀 I DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT😂

[@Fruity111]

Omg they're so frickin cute like the way they lool at eachother is so adorable

[@H0LL0WHearteD]

The 2 of you are so sweetto each other. The way you look at each other is so wholesone. I hope one day i meet and find someone that can have a connection like that

[@HinatasLeftLung]

10:00 I have like- 9 funko pops in my room and 4 action figures- (I also have a bunch more stuff that has to do with anime like posters and things I've made with clay but yh-)

[@owenneil]

Walking doesn't help my depression, it's like people are all different...

[@Guy-x2t]

Nah your doing it wrong

[@meyessiree8156]

Walk faster, more, and harder, listen to Alice In Chains and drink three 20 oz Red Bull’s.

[@VentAccountJT]

9:18 my dad collects funko pops and is married to my mom of 14 years😂

[@danielhavoc889]

Oh yeah, realizing that just telling myself "You are not, have no reason to, and can not afford to be sad and depressed, it's entirely within your control, so stop thinking like that" with enough conviction actually works in the short term, and usually long enough for me to find a better place in my life, was a moment of realization that was both enlightening and highly maddening. All these people telling me "you need X medicine, and pills, and therapy, and to quit working so hard, its fine to fail, its fine to not meet expectations, etc." Meanwhile that exact mentality of everything being out of my control and having zero true self-determination in both my own head and in life was the entire reason I was even depressive in the first place. Some people just have zero idea what they are talking about, and have no business giving mental health advice, and honestly, most of those people are either selling something, or are stuck in the exact mental state they're pretending they know how to conquer. A lot of mental health is willpower, and willpower comes from entirely YOU. Nobody is going to talk you into it, and no medicines going to magically give it to you. Medicine can help symptoms, but in the end it doesn't help fix the actual cause, and thats what leads to so many people being stuck in a spiral.

[@electriczombie1]

I collect and paint Warhammer miniatures, I absolutely love it. Can become addictive lol

[@Lucky-Seven_]

I still cant belive bro bagged mary jane from spiderman.

[@jaceedastrup4450]

When the hat dropped Caleb was so concerned it was too cute🥺❤️

[@emberynn]

hey guys 😊❤ honestly couldn't be happier for the 2 of you. y'all are absolutely adorable. please, please be careful downplaying mental health. i'd agree that too many people use mental health as a reason to crap out on things. i also agree that sun/exercise/diet helps. it won't make it go away, however. it won't make it all better. when someone is struggling to stay above water and hear that sun and sand made someone else feel better, that it should make them better too... it only makes it harder. what works for one person, doesn't always work for all so please avoid the generalizations?

[@AnDr3w066]

One is actual depression and the other is just attention seeking. A lot of people claiming depression when they just want excuses and attention

[@NikiandTemp]

The funky pop one offended me and my mom, because, we got my dad one for Father’s Day that we bought custom made of him. 9:40

[@courtneyweber3362]

I love how you guys are so open and honest about your own mental health ❤ I know this video is old and you probably won’t see it, I appreciate you guys. Not gunna lie, when I first saw Kris, I was like mean girl jealous cause she’s so pretty, but I realized why I was feeling like I did and realized it’s CRAZY. Then I saw you guys together and I fell in love even more. I feel like we would get along really well because I’m quirky and sarcastic

[@kurtrichter5500]

As someone with a funko pop collection, I felt that one

[@stellamulkey1323]

😂 thelook on Kris face when you explained what jelqing is.

[@shaunlansville8470]

The teacher one....she's 100% cheatin.

[@SavorySoySauce]

I laughed at the Funko Pop bit, but then i looked at my collection of Halo figures and memorabilia.

[@ardianblakaj]

4:31 instructions unclear mr oompa now i am not depressed anymore but im blind 😂😂

[@ECFRVideos]

Thank you for this comedy right now. My cell and my entire area are going through something right now and it’s kind of sad and depressing so I appreciate you both for making you laugh and bringing a smile to my face

[@matthewspencer4553]

I love how on her channel kris is so loud and energetic but her she's calm and quiet

[@woodsman1972]

I'm just the opposite. I love Kris in all her outspoken, crazy energy. These vids with Caleb seem to sap all of her usual kookiness.

[@bigmig808]

I was clinically diagnosed with a handful of mental health issues. I went to therapy and took the pills for years until one day I woke up, told myself to snap the f&ck out of and man up. Went to the gym. stopped therapy and flushed the pills. All better. Amazing.

[@jdubs7756]

The depression bit helped a bit, made the day a bit better.

[@Nonabear_10]

My dad collects Funko Pops, only for franchises he loves, of course. His former gf wanted him to get rid of all his nerdy stuff *IN HIS HOUSE THAT SHE DIDN'T LIVE IN* and I knew I hated her. Thankfully, his wife now is also a nerd, so she loves his collections 😊

[@ashleighmushlock1668]

I really hope you guys understand how much you have helped me in the darkest time in my life. I struggle with mental illness and no one else is listening, but watching your videos keeps me literally alive. No one will listen to my calls for help, but seeing your videos keeps me alive. If you want if I actually get the guts to do it, please do my story. U guys are so beautiful and u single handled keeping me alive

[@carbonation10317]

This video was so much fun. I was laughing so hard and I love hearing y’all’s thoughts

[@TroboTicTac]

Oompa missed that 💀💀 12:00 lol

[@lelacintron3540]

My 14 yr old paints Warhammer figures, he has a huge collection . He falls asleep to lore and when he needs a new set he tells me ' mom I got the itch' lmao. Plastic crack😂

[@Resilience252]

People don’t know those depression tips really work because depression makes you believe that nothing will help you and it’s pointless to try

[@mr.replicate4989]

If you are looking into Warhammer figurines, I could recommend a 3d printer to design and print your own. Way cheaper in the long run and a lot more enjoyable.

[@Jmg627]

9:00 my partner has a collection of marvel legend figures that takes up 3 entire shelves of a bookcase in our bedroom🤣 to each their own

[@Yesthatsmyfirstname]

"I'm abstinent" Lies! 🤣

[@chasitykristine2510]

0:19 this is the hat from squidbillies

[@HorseJoint]

OOMPA & his Bae. HELL HEAH! Also, 0:53. OOMPA EXPLAIN!

[@ArsenicCandyCB]

0:24 GAWD DAMN OOMPA BROS FART PROB SOUNDS LIKE THE HOWITZER AFTER A SESH WITH THAT

[@LordAntman]

BRO 💀

[@jessesaylor8891]

I have around 22 pops and I have always wondered if when I try to invite someone over that they will think I’m weird

[@WhisperingWempe]

5:05 that's not weird i learned to talk to child-me during therapy sessions It's ok

[@shaynewalker4603]

I’m so happy 🎉🎉🎉 They’ve finally made their first collaboration as a couple living together🖤

[@natalyabaich4006]

You guys are so adorable together. I am so glad you are a couple.

[@KCGLivingInGray]

I thought It could never get better than Kris and Celina Spookyboo, but you two are fire 🔥

[@xSpJiGo]

when you think you're alone on this barren earth cuz your hat is so intimidatingly large that no beasts make a sound in your presence... yup.. its a special feeling

[@mstur-k9s]

The jelqing thing made me cry laughing 😭😭😭😭😭

[@SalioBear]

“Your other boyfriends” is so real 😭

[@The_Ooberist_Goober]

The funko pop one was a real example of an ick lmao how can such a little thing completely turn someone off😭

[@haunted_autumn]

"I have a book on it." 🤣

[@McFlingleson]

I didn't know what funko pops were, so I googled it. I've seen them in the background of youtube videos before, and I had previously made so little of them that it didn't even occur to me to wonder what they were called, and now I'm somewhat puzzled that anyone has particularly strong opinions about them one way or another.

[@joncobb9894]

12:02 confirmed, papa oompa packin schmeat