cursed old commercials

[@clown1165]

The video ends. Danny takes off his face and it's Smokey Bear. "if you knew it was me, would you have listened?"

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

Missed opportunity

[@kashi1457]

@ville__ bait used to be believable

[@RubyRedAllOver]

^^Nobody reply to this nerd it's bait/a bot, just report.

[@Shigihara.]

what makes this worse is i live right near a smokey bear statue :3

[@ThymeLeaves_]

​@ville__bait used to be believable

[@kaitlinersek8850]

6 finger! 6 finger! 6 finger! 666 finger! See, thats how they summoned the demon narrator.

[@sofiaw4509]

And when you want to summon a demon you say their name three times hmmmm very suspect🤔

[@AmyAberrant]

@@sofiaw4509the 6 finger guy is beetlejuice??

[@scorpionqueen11]

Reminds me of the Monster energy lady who said the logo was 666. "Guns up. And the devil laughs."

[@Couchdemon]

666 likes lol

[@LeviathanxAngels]

Thsi video is #6 on trending

[@HerbertFilby]

Baby Secret knows when you’ll die. Baby Laughs-a-Lot knows how you’ll die.

[@sanschmidt5457]

Baby laughs-a-lot is the reason why you die

[@MsSavagechef]

@@sanschmidt5457 She is the reason you want to die.

[@sesiele]

babies in general will outlive you and watch you die.

[@sesiele]

babies in general will outlive you and watch you die.

[@ihatetwinks99]

baby mix-a-lot likes big butts and he cannot lie 🤷‍♀️

[@sarahlovebear123]

Insane that Kurtis acquired a video gear command center and didn’t invite you on the video

[@eunicelee8441]

So truee

[@donovanfaust3227]

With the way Danny was talking about it _just_ being a plastic rocking chair (it's not a chair, this is a chair 🪑) I don't think he would have appreciated it anyway. /j I do think a sketch portraying Danny's disinterest as Kurtis excitedly shows him this awesome gaming chair (sorry not a chair) that took forever to find would be pretty funny.

[@floridaman-pt2bv]

Kurtis conner?

[@The2Goober]

KURTIS REFERENCE

[@oscarthagrouch]

whaaat :( why

[@LuckyPennyShop]

Thanks for the video shoutout! I really appreciate it! It's good to see that video get some fresh views. That was a confirmed ricochete! Poor Butch!

[@alialsub3834]

Love your channel, used to binge your videos as a kid 😂❤ 🐕

[@Somebodybreathing.]

HIIIII❤❤❤

[@antelle]

🫡

[@sofiawage7580]

I used to binge your videos all the time growing up!!

[@mars-xh8hf]

I loved your videos so much as a kid I’m so glad to see you’re still releasing content!

[@StreetofCrocodiles]

The stew commercial has the tension, and energy, of a family who's highly abusive father has just come home from work. They are all walking on eggshells. The wife forgot to make dinner, due to being overwhelmed, and heated up some canned stew, and is nervously hoping he doesn't notice. His weird vibes forcing his family to guess if he honestly likes it, or knows, and shit is about to the fan, once he has gotten suficiantly mad about being lied too.

[@gabriellaberman]

this is so true

[@80nomads74]

That's exactly the vibes I got too. She sounded kinda scared while he was emotionless in the way someone on the edge of exploding is. My other (less dark) theory is the woman is actually an alien who just replaced the wife and is desperately trying not to be found out by the family (but the man was getting suspicious lol)

[@ENDI8089]

Thats what makes it terrifying and tense for me.

[@stickitydoodah]

That's pretty close to how my dad was actually. You're fucked either way once they get mad

[@bigman1163]

Healthiest relationship from the 60s:

[@kitantilis]

That little whispering doll sounds like its going to ask me if I'd like to live deliciously

[@Ohwhale79]

Why is this so funny? Is there like information hidden in my brain somewhere I forgot?

[@kitantilis]

@@Ohwhale79 the evil goat from the VVitch I think they call him black pete

[@Ohwhale79]

@@kitantilis oh?? I'll be looking into that LOL thanks for the tip!

[@danaisha5899]

@@kitantilis I think his name is Black Phillip

[@kitantilis]

@@danaisha5899 that's it I knew it was a P name

[@josephinehayward8303]

Anyone else notice the 6 finger frantically writing "HELP"?

[@aralkthewizard]

Oh no

[@caroline_sunshine]

I thought it was "HELLO" , but that seems more likely.

[@rainbowjulia]

yes omg that was my first thought!

[@ayeslpirninsev]

Yeah

[@Connor89808]

where

[@tenebris.animus7104]

The beef stew one is so scary because she is deathly afraid that her husband would find out she served him canned food. The implication that what horrible things was he gonna do if he found out.

[@deewreltih2124]

Why is she standing off to the side like a servant while they eat? Was that a common expectation back then?

[@the-berries-and-cream-dude]

@@deewreltih2124 women where seen back then as if they had to "serve" their husbands, a lot of commercials and ads would put women always in the kitchen, cleaning, cooking, while the kids and husband were eating.

[@yeo4725]

@@the-berries-and-cream-dude could also be that she already ate since the husband came home late from work

[@katla_phc]

Yeah, if you want to see at least a comical take on the trope, look up the “la Choy chow mein sad bride” commercial made by Jim Henson (yes, the muppets guy Jim Henson) (still the reality is horrific nonetheless but it wasn’t always framed as a straight up horror movie in advertising)

[@flying-magpie]

@@deewreltih2124 Yeah, wives were essentially just glorified maids that had to meet their husbands whims or risk being beaten or shamed.

[@sleapyGazelle]

The laughs a lot doll would be creepier, hands down. Its resting face is terrifying, whereas the secret baby only whispers if you make her do it

[@KingOfGaymes]

Baby laugh a lot looks like a horse neighing

[@RatEatRat]

"the secret baby only whispers if you make her do it" new proverb just dropped

[@abigel6457]

I low key fw secret baby. She seems chill, in her lane etc

[@tree8210]

@@abigel6457 i'm high rn and this made me laugh so hard ajghdljagh

[@the.rest.is.confetti]

the phrasing of "if you make her do it" makes me notice the potential for the Normal Human Child to be the scary part of the equation

[@greenland_shark_2009]

why does the six finger guy sound like he's a serial killer leaving hints about his murder

[@BANGBANG_skeetskeeet]

why did you write two comments 3 minutes apart 😭🙏

[@nbunnysnowboard]

Because he killed Inigo Montoya’s father

[@universolaris]

@@BANGBANG_skeetskeeetwhy not?

[@startaru]

havent watched the video yet and im incredibly afraid.

[@D1n05aurs]

Omg that’s so accurate

[@adeer87]

I used to have a doll that laughed when you pulled her hair. One day she got put in the washing machine and when she came out, even after drying, her laugh was deep and garbled from then on. It sounded so creepy lmao

[@gavingiwer855]

Sounds like you parents "accidentally" washed it cause they were tired of hearing it. I can understand not realizing you have money in your pocket but putting in a whole doll by mistake, I'm not buying it lol

[@stellarmori]

@@gavingiwer855 it's really not that far fetched. doll was in the hamper for whatever reason (kids put shit in there) and they threw the laundry in without realizing. if the parents goal was to get rid of it, they could have just thrown it out and pretended it was "misplaced"

[@adeer87]

@@gavingiwer855 I definitely would NOT blame my mom for doing that, but I don’t think that was it. I think it was mostly because I kinda hated baby dolls anyway, it was given to me, and I mostly used it as a bludgeoning weapon anyway. It got really dirty after a year or so, and I think I didn’t actually care if it got messed up lol. So my mom said “eh what the hell” and threw it in the wash with my stuffed animals

[@adeer87]

@@stellarmori There’s a good chance I threw it in the hamper, yeah.

[@sopapopp]

your profile pic help what is norm doing there lmao

[@MuffinOfMaybe]

The fact the whisper doll has the line “Is anybody else awake?” Is truly terrifying. What is she planning? 😧

[@sanschmidt5457]

MORDER

[@fernplant6816]

What was she cookin

[@sadem1045]

I also didn't like when she said, "Hold me close and whisper." I immediately thought of that New Girl scene: "SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!"

[@icu3869]

A little girl in bed with a man asking “ Can You keep a secret?” Actually turned my stomach. Amazing how predators weren’t a thought back then.

[@Rynewulf]

@@icu3869There was so much awful stuff that happened because of how naive people were, like so many old serial killers just walked into unlocked houses, told obvious lies and bribed their way to years of being uncaught

[@icemaster-]

That sun fizz was completely genius. Most other commercials the people would just be like, "oh cool, a talking sun came out of my drink." Those people just reacted how you would in real life.

[@icu3869]

Directed by Spike Jonze, Who also did Beastie Boys’ hilarious “Sabotage “ video- very original, think it got an MTV Award.

[@icemaster-]

@@icu3869 that's awesome!

[@CocoWantsACracker]

Well, to be honest, I would not immediately feel threatened by something so much smaller than me. I'd probably try to crush it with a shoe rather than run. But I agree that the commercial was genius and more natural than people simply accepting some weird thing related to a product they use casually walking around their house.

[@shtfcker24]

@@icu3869 the second danny said it was directed by spike jonze i immediately thought “yeah that makes sense”. hes also the mastermind behind “being john malkovich” which is one of the movies i’ve ever seen. if you’re watching this video 4 months after it was uploaded and come across this comment and you haven’t seen it, put that shit on ur letterboxd watchlist or something. malkovich malkovich malkovich.

[@izznt]

I had a modern whispers secrets doll , still horrifying. In the middle of the night , WHIILE IT WAS OFF, I got woken up by it suddenly repeating "I'm whispers secrets. I'm whispers secrets. I'm whispers secrets." I can still hear it 😭🥲

[@vapce]

BRO WHAT

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Smile]

Its like a furry, turning on in the middle of the night.. BUT WORSE. 😨 I hope you threw that out

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Smile]

FURBY**

[@Ethieth]

​@@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Smilenot furry😂

[@sarahougnou3490]

@@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Smile the amount of times that happened to me😭. me and my brother used to have two and they legit started to have a conversation at 4 am

[@Edgeworth99]

No, Danny, you don't realize how badly that Sun Fizz commercial actually terrified me as a child. The second I saw that little gremlin monster jump out I had a full-on PTSD flashback.

[@SublimeSubliminalHeir]

😂😂😂

[@pc_txears]

The mascot just jumps out of your screen now and starts talking about how good it's vitamins and minerals are

[@ona512]

that's ok i used to be afraid of the taco bell dog. idk why it sounds stupid now

[@lamergamer8211]

Shout out to Robert. He should get paid at least 3 cents for this video

[@fizzy_buzz]

Real 💀

[@rodneyroblox48]

Too much

[@carlaisabellaarvizupalma1407]

Who is Robert? Btw haven’t watched the whole video when I commented this

[@carlaisabellaarvizupalma1407]

Oh wait do you mean RobertIDK beacause of his “RobertIDK’s a wimp “ series

[@stargold222]

@@carlaisabellaarvizupalma1407 hes like….a content compiler or something he must be danny’s assistant who finds video ideas when danny doesn’t have time to

[@nicks1451]

That Smokey the Bear ad unlocked a whole new fear. I meet the most beautiful girl, we go out on many dates, fall in love, get married, have kids and then one day when I’m old she peels off her face to reveal a bear asking me if I would’ve done all that if I knew it was him

[@yoongiverse.]

only YOU can prevent wildfires by marrying smokey the bear

[@skyhideaway]

and when you say no, he calls you a superficial asshole and murders you in cold blood, eating your aged carcass, only leaving behind a greasy mop of hair and a couple nails

[@mr.bingusthecat]

does that make your children half bear?

[@pokefire953]

theres a lot of people that wouldnt mind if their partner turned out to be an anthropomorphic bear

[@himanbam]

Would you love me if I was a worm? Would you like me if I was a bear? If you were lost in the woods and had to stumble into a lifelong relationship with someone, would you rather it be with a woman or a bear?

[@creditsong7369]

Omg the whispering doll!! When my cousin was little, her mom found that doll at a thrift store and thought it was a normal doll so she brought it home. Boy was she terrified when her daughter told her about how the doll was whispering to her at night lmao

[@colda.f.238]

now THAT'S scary

[@roka745]

LOL your poor aunt.

[@EmyN]

😂

[@woundedsanity]

amazing xDDD thanks for sharing that

[@PoopMan-lc8fj]

15:52 the reason that they’re running is because if the sun fizz mascot catches you, you turn into a sun fizz mascot.

[@PoopMan-lc8fj]

The alt endings are you turn into sun fizz or he holds you hostage and makes you drink sun fizz in a dark room for the rest of your life.

[@wolfiecafe4398]

This reminds me of the gorillas glue ads

[@Hideyourmozzarella]

and then you have to turn 2 other people into sun fizz mascots, it's like a pyramid scheme

[@Thebiggestbird156]

I’m leaving this comment to keep the tran of someone replying every month

[@missingpigboggers]

The Lucky Penny Shop unintentional cameo just gave me a wave of nostlagia

[@glazednephrite]

samee

[@snakeeatingapringle0]

I LOVE LPS LES GOOOOO

[@zetwave]

Same

[@Lanimarcial221]

SAMMEEEE I LOVED LUCKY PENNY SHOP AND AS SOON AS I SAW THE DOG I WAS LIKE “OMG”

[@aperson6614]

So crazy seeing the channel again

[@Mimi20038]

What make the sunfizz commercial so much more funny is that fact that it literally IS real. My dad was the one who showed it to me and he said when he saw on tv he lost his mind. He still shows it to me from time to time. Now THATS what i call advertising

[@o0blubblub0o]

just like every other work by spike jonze

[@lux0rd01]

It gave adult swim vibes

[@d.sadster5684]

I would die laughing if that showed up while watching tv with the fam Makeup ad, upcoming series ad, cleaning products ad, sprite a.. WTF 😂

[@hazey_dazey]

Laughs a lot looks like a contraption the Joker would make. He sends it to his enemy and laughing gas comes out of her mouth

[@RisingJay]

Yeah he sends them out as part of a Christmas scheme or something and Batman has to develop an antiserum that neutralizes the gas lol

[@ThatOneBard_BritzOP]

This reminds me of that comic book where Joker writes a kids' book

[@user-wi9hv2pb2q]

the narrator at the end 😂

[@kittyscreativecorner]

5:18 fun fact, that toy dog was part of a Barbie doll puppy potty training set from like 2010. Taffy was the mom, and it also came with three puppies, doggy bowls, newspaper pads for puppies to pee on, a tiny little water bottle you could actually fill up with water and squeeze into the puppies mouths and then they would pee it out. Those sets are selling on eBay now for like $75

[@jellybean6567]

So I just showed the "babydoll secret" commercial to my mom, 80yrs old, and before I could ask if she remembered it she said " Oh, that's a cute dolly" 🤦‍♀️... I was not expecting that and told her it was creepy and she said " No that is adorable, I would have bought that for you ( I am 50) and your sisters (63 & 61) when you were little." So there is the target audience for that doll, not kids but over worked housewives from the 60's 🤣🤣🤣

[@rattattack7435]

A baby only an over worked house wife from the 60s would love

[@Sielffo1]

That’s funny but I don’t understand what u get from watching Danny Gonzales at 50 sounds like something my aunties and uncles would make fun of me for watching and I’m 16

[@abwhit]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@Sielffo1 why shame other people for watching what they want he’s entertaining and she can enjoy his videos if she likes them?? why feel the need to even comment on that are you like 12?

[@SailorMoonLogic]

@@Sielffo1Uuhh, she probably gets the same thing out of it that you do?? What a cringe take. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@supersolomob422]

Damn 50 years old is out of the target demographic, you’re hip with the kids

[@alisiahillman]

The dog you like that talks is a toy I got as a kid. It was called the "Barbie and her Pooping Dog, Tanner." It was apparently recalled in 2007, when I was 8. lol. The dog ate pellets that served as the dog food and the dog poop. Teaching me the importance of cleaning up after your pup!

[@cosmosisrose]

I had it too, loved it but the poop/food would sometimes get stuck 😭

[@trustme-8058]

@@cosmosisroserealistic 😭✋

[@owouwu5555]

Recalled?!? I had it way past 2007 💀

[@LauraS475]

That’s crazy, I had one too as a kid no idea it was recalled lol I loved the little dog walking Barbie it came with

[@FATHERBATZ]

came looking for this comment. i loved that dog even after getting a pellet stuck in its stomach lol

[@snail_oatmeal7325]

no because i loved how the dog too was ran out of the house😭 ( 16:12 )

[@Shaddiewolf]

And he genuinely seems spooked LMAO

[@Dontreadthisok]

Same 😅

[@ohheyitsguy]

Watching this after Kurtis's emotional video about the vgcc, Danny's criticisms of the commercial are doubley hilarious

[@deadestdanny]

Same lmao 😭😭

[@jeanettelori1439]

i think its also terrifying that she is so afraid of them finding out she can't make soup, even though shes known everyone there for at least 7 or 8 years

[@matilda4204]

Wild way of explaining that she is speaking to her seven or eight year old child and husband

[@jellyrollfan93]

LOL that’s how I want to explain how long I’ve known my daughter

[@galaxy_star6226]

Probably cause pre made stuff was viewed as lazy and that you failed as a wife

[@melbapeach162]

​@@matilda4204I literally didn't know what they meant until I saw your reply

[@lethfuil]

Yeah, OR it's like the commercial said itself. You can tell, or keep ot a secret and keep the praise for the great stew "you" made. The whole vibe was creepy, yes, but her hiding the can was literally ment in a cheeky way.

[@fancynancyodeiman4479]

Baby Laughs a lot is constantly laughing because Baby Secret told her everyone's secrets. Also, Baby laughs a lot is scarier when her battery runs low.

[@maddie-yt2qn]

the beef stew one was actually so unsettling when it went silent and could only hear the static

[@tiredcerulean]

kurtis making a video on the gaming chair ad years later is hilarious

[@georgiasaskia901]

Years? This video came out like a month ago haha

[@petermmm42]

4 weeks later*

[@lovemug6814]

If you watch the video, you can see that he's been working on the video since 2023

[@greenland_shark_2009]

These commercials are so relatable because I too do war crimes on crack then having conversations about beef stew

[@taherrawarren5856]

Real

[@Whitericee1]

@ville__English please..?

[@3city252]

My favorite thing about Baby Secret is that Rhett and Link on GMM made a video about discontinued toy commercials, and Baby Secret was featured on it. A few years later (in a Halloween episode), they have people come in with the creepiest dolls they can find, and Jordan brought Baby Secret on there. It was ranked first.

[@toxxicx]

I was trying to remember where I saw that commercial. It was their video lol

[@RisingJay]

Yeah, pretty hard to imagine anything scarier than evil ASMR if you think about it 😭

[@444laura]

i was looking for this comment

[@sixsquared]

thats all i was thinking about and no one was mentioning it!!

[@KatherineMarflak]

Ahhhhh, that’s why I got déjà vu

[@besticanaffordantiques2565]

That sprite commercial with the sun. I saw that in the late 90s when it came out and I died. The initial scream, the "what's with you people?!", and the "RUUUN!" are all comedy gold.

[@giannalukasevich4166]

I’m watching this after kurtis made his video about the chair and I feel like I know way too much info about a chair that I never knew existed

[@sophia-kl4xs]

the last one was genuinely so funny 😭😭 like yeah everyone in these commercials always just accepts it when a fucking animated mascot appears in their house i’m glad we’re getting some realistic representation here

[@tollastales849]

499 now 500 I ruined it btw fr like how they accept a animated mascot

[@starkstruckus]

the baby laughs a lot sounds like something the joker would make then use to spread laughing gas to every little girl in gotham

[@pandoraarts7748]

No, as a child i hated dolls, freaked me out. Doesn't help that one time I threw away a really creepy doll my grandma gave me, only to find it again years later in the back of my closest.

[@jennifershepherd2145]

Omg that same thing happened to me with a Furby. It hadn't run out of batteries yet.

[@user-rr2qj1ck1n]

Danny needs to make a video about Japanese ads(specially the long long man ad)

[@realitygirl222]

FRRRRR

[@charliegibson4016]

Also the tarako tarako ads, they’re so funny!

[@user-rr2qj1ck1n]

@@charliegibson4016 Agreed

[@sunnyd9884]

actually, as a kid who never saw horror movies and was incredibly sheltered, i had a immense fear of all dolls and toys, because of toy story i had nightmares of my own toys seeking vengeance upon me if i didnt like them or play with them enough, and my mom would spend years wondering why i kept making sure everything i had was facing a wall or hidden in a closet so i wouldnt see them at night

[@junoismad]

i didnt even watch toy story when i was a kid, i just hated dolls. my grandpa got me a laughing/crying doll for my 2nd? 3rd? birthday and i just bursted out crying when he gave it to me. feel so bad about that little incident still

[@zubetp]

@@junoismadyeah, it's apparently a common phobia. same with clowns. there's an uncanny valley factor, where an object or creature is just human enough to be familiar, but just inhuman enough to freak you the fuck out. i don't have a problem with clowns. my real issue with clowns is the ubiquity of the clown phobia. it's harder than you'd think to find cute clown things. most clown things are either grotesque or a reference to an evil clown character like pennywise or the joker. bummer.

[@rileyann8395]

We all say thank you robert and danny in unison

[@noiwouldhatethat]

thank you robert and danny

[@calamityheh]

thank you robert and danny

[@Googledebunker]

Thank you Robert and Danny

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

Thank you Robert and Danny

[@soapmerchant]

Thank you, Robert and Danny.

[@original_demonic]

I did not expect a Danny Gonzales x Lucky Penny Shop crossover…but I’m glad he enjoys it. LPS is what I use when I’m anxious sometimes in order to calm down :).

[@LuckyPennyShop]

I'm glad the videos help! Thanks for being a fan!

[@ewuxxi]

@@LuckyPennyShop OMG WHAT

[@harleystarbit]

​@@LuckyPennyShop ur so epic and stuff

[@ellieeveritt]

I have hundreds of dollars of LPS stuff that we refuse to get rid of 😅... they are like the Beanie Babies of the 2010s

[@Gatorademebiatch]

The vibe I get from the first video is tension, like something bad will happen if her husband ever finds out about the can. Especially with the DV in the 1900’s, a 1900’s ad like this can only have you assuming the worst.

[@miaaaaaa_is_here]

As a kid, I used to binge Lucky Penny Shop like there was no tomorrow

[@teddieprox2307]

i really wanted the willy wonka toy kit as a kid ( i still want it now tbh )

[@miaaaaaa_is_here]

@@teddieprox2307 OMG you're so real for that! There was a slurpee kit that I would beg my mom for

[@jonahlyons4646]

I always wanted a cotton candy machine to make random cotton candy like he did

[@weirdcakes304]

I personally wanted those sets where you could make your own McDonald’s food but the fries were actually just pieces of bread covered in cinnamon

[@Mollyandpercocett]

I wanted the dog to be real so bad

[@pppantz]

As a 70-year-old I have to say that it is only recently that being a housewife isn't a "hostage situation".

[@patrickscannell6370]

Thats some wisdom thrown down right here

[@casproshops]

you’re 70 and your username is pp pants?

[@southparkfirefly]

@@casproshops Don't judge her, she's old they always have bladder problems!! (I'm joking of course)

[@soobs3rdtoefromtheright]

@@casproshopsayo no username shaming, u can pp your pantz at any age

[@kirstenhouten5524]

one, you’re lying. two, that’s actually the opposite of the case, seeing how being a housewife is a choice now.

[@Zaftique]

*NOOOOOOOO* That wasn't the whole Sprite commercial, there was no 'sun fizz sprite,' it's mocking mascots, you have to play the whole thing!!! It ends with "Thirst is nothing / Taste is everything / Obey your thirst" in that action movie narrator serious tone, IT'S SO GOOD, stg it's my favorite commercial of all damn time XD

[@piogal34]

I kept expecting that sort of button on the end. I remember the obey your thirst campaign.

[@TC-ku4vv]

It was art

[@ElevatorLasagna]

“Why are they so mean?” 9:50 just feels like the ambient experience of being a kid in the late 90’s/early oughts. Even in the current irony poisoned culture I still feel like we haven’t quite swung back around to the same levels of “just be fucking mean to everyone for no real reason” as was considered basically normal then, esp for kids/teens

[@mmiaxyz]

i think id be pretty terrified if i heard nonstop baby laughing at the foot of my bed at 3 am, give me the whispering one 💀 i probably wont hear it

[@the13torturedpoet]

@ville__ what the actual fuck

[@ggghost000]

​@@the13torturedpoeti think this is one of those weird fake (?or troll?) accounts that pastes weird shit in comments, i see them everywhere now 😔

[@PatrickLimmer]

@@ggghost000 Yes, and instead of replying to them, you should actually just report their channel since it's the only way to truly get rid of them.

[@kassassin_brahgawk]

I was helping my grandma clean out her attic. We found a big trunk up there and opened it and in it were some old roller skates, like the only metal ones, and a melted deformed baby secrets. When i tried to take pics of her, both my front and back cameras stopped working on my phone until i got out of the attic. I took her home and I leave it in my bed sometimes next to my super cuddly boyfriend. Shes one of many creepy dolls i own. I adore them. My favorite thing baby secrets says is "i like to whisper... In the dark." Followed by "pstpspspspst"

[@kassassin_brahgawk]

@TheTimelessToybox lol I too have puppets lolol I also didn't realize my folks were creepy until my besties, a married couple, gave me a creepy doll in a glass Annabelle like case that says "DO NOT OPEN" and then I was like, oh lolol this is my thing lolol (I have many hobbies and collections so idk how I'm perceived often, but they sleep over at least 5-6 times a year so they'd know I guess lololol)

[@GarlicBread04]

The voice change in the 6th finger 😭 its giving candy crush man x serial killer

[@matilda4204]

I’m sure that’s on ao3 somewhere

[@strskull]

6 FINGER! 6 FINGER!! 6 FINGER!!!

[@ratcactus]

Oh my goodness I remember the Lucky Penny shop! Thank you for leaving their channel on screen i was about to go looking for it because I remember watching it so much back in the day

[@nameillprobablyregret6533]

5:15 the dog is also a discontinued toy. It's from a Barbie set (I used to have the same one as a kid (mine only had three legs because one of them broke off) you feed it and it shits magnets. Kids started eating the magnets so it got discontinued. It makes a brief cameo in the Barbie movie

[@Chiefkeefer78]

I loved that damn dog

[@deuceydee3506]

I'd like to know how we got from Point A to Point B on that one 🤨

[@therearenocowshere]

I was coming to the comments because I thought I recognized the dog from my childhood and wanted to see if anyone mentioned it being the one that ate little poo-shaped kibbles 😂

[@nameillprobablyregret6533]

@@deuceydee3506 ADHD

[@deuceydee3506]

@@nameillprobablyregret6533 I mean how kids looked at a toy dog shitting magnets and thought, "What if I tried eating them?"

[@definietlynotowl3607]

The six finger gun is from a point in time when spy toys were really popular! There was a lot of books about kid detectives and spys as well as popular radio shows at the time. there's a whole bunch of weird little toys like this, the reason it has so many random things it does is because it's meant to be a spy gadget type thing. there's been several emergences of spy toy popularity since as well. it's honestly a pretty neat trend to follow for toy and childrens media history!

[@liahamilton8931]

I was obsesseddd with spy gadget toys as a kid

[@beepatpen]

I remember always being super jealous of older spy toys because they were "actually cool" now I realize they were just "actually" unsafe lmao

[@Mystery_luvv]

I will never forget the Danny ads, especially the one of him spanking himself 💔

[@Ohwhale79]

Ikr?!?

[@rodneysmith873]

Truly that was a golden age

[@ziggyX2]

It’s sadly imprinted in my brain, it’ll never leave

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

Danny needs to make his own creepy old school ads now like he did with the mobile ads

[@josiea.3855]

​@@beepboopboopbeep3YES I need that to happen now

[@dolcestilnovosound8485]

3:21 I think it’s a rhyme to catch attention of kids “it looks like a finger but watch him flIP it’s a secret weapon at your fingertIP”

[@carnivault]

the talking dog toy is so nostalgic for me. i had two of them and loved them more than the barbies they were supposed to belong to they had magnetic pellets that they ate and then pooped out

[@alyssashook9322]

Tanner! And then it was recalled because the poop was made with lead paint

[@hidingly]

14:40 “not as scary as i thought” when she literally sounds like she just gassed a building full of people

[@popcornfield]

baby secrets and baby laugh a lot are like antagonists in a shitty indie horror game that everyone would criticize for having unoriginal and unrealistically scary antagonists. yet they both actually exist irl

[@Sillylilguy73]

The video gear was so good both Kurtis and Danny talked about it

[@Copperyfoxx]

09:20 I kind of forgot how a theme of 90’s advertising for kids was just “Don’t ask questions idiot dweeb. Don’t you wanna be cool!?”

[@deuceydee3506]

The kind of peer pressure that would facilitate the creation of "Just Say No" PSA's

[@tmb5120]

The joke you made about feeding a child to the father in the stew is super reminiscent of a famous short story called lamb to the Slaughter. Woman feeds her husband's murder weapon to the police in a lamb stew lol

[@yoongiverse.]

how did she cook a weapon into a stew please give context 😭

[@arcade_carpets6636]

@@yoongiverse. She killed him with a frozen piece of dinner.. I believe it was like a frozen Porkchop or something? The police came and she guilted them into eating the dinner she cooked, removing all of the evidence she killed him.

[@humanbeanbroth88]

@@arcade_carpets6636 it was a lambchop, the story was also an early story of roald dahl who wrote charlie and the chocolate factory

[@MoonTreeisonline]

Youve just unlocked a hidden memory for me lol

[@zombi-likes-frogs7202]

I had to watch it in English class when I was 12💀

[@kynovo]

When the six finger kid is writing with the pen, it looks like he's about to write "help". Coincidence that there's a terrifying serial killer narrator? I think not.

[@toadynamite8141]

No it was HELL because 666, six finger six finger six finger

[@IndigoTheBobcat]

“Hello” lol

[@novalessthanthree]

0:30 strange use of the kuleshov effect no wonder it looks scary

[@alizaaa]

i actually love the duracell ad, they need to bring that concept back

[@ImaEatChuu]

I can't believe Danny didn't say anything about the quality of the prosthetics in this commercial. You can tell it wasn't CGI and all handcrafted. I'm actually very interested in how this commercial got made lol. I wonder where the heads are now.

[@JoviGirl4Life-TH1NFS]

I love the Duracell bunny so much I have one from the 1980s and I don’t think the bunny has an official name so I just call him Duracell

[@PollenEye]

It is indeed a cool concept, but good heavens, everyone being shiny and plastic is one of the most uncanny things I've seen in a while. Reminds me of the Max Headroom hijack.

[@doylerudolph7965]

@@JoviGirl4Life-TH1NFS "Duracell bunny" lmao That's their competitor, Energizer.

[@JoviGirl4Life-TH1NFS]

@@doylerudolph7965 they both have bunnies 😊 I can’t add photos to comments but you can Google it if you want to see

[@2ndperky]

"Hon, have you seen our neighbor Stew lately?" "You're eating hi- I MEAN it, haha" *sweats severely*

[@SapphireRose87]

The whispering Doll seems like a good thing parents can use to traumatize their children like, "If you don't finish your chores I'm going to put the doll in your room!" "No mommy! I'll finish cleaning my room today I promise!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@quinnyquinnquinn867]

one of my favourite parts of this is seeing a youtube video i watched ten years ago when i was 6, visiting the channel, and seeing that you've helped other people rediscover a part of their childhood!!

[@saturndevouringhisson]

Lucky Penny Shop and Danny crossover is unexpected but perfect

[@disgurlis_bored447]

RIGHT I WAS SO SHOCKED 😭😭

[@fizzy_buzz]

BRO THE GASP I GUSPED

[@jkthompson1003]

how could anyone not be a fan of LPS

[@sofiaw4509]

I love the bunch o balloons vid its my fav

[@ratqueen9159]

My childhood and adulthood favs collide

[@haleyc.3530]

They should play that exact Smokey the Bear commercial today, I think it would confuse people into paying attention and single-handedly stop people from setting wildfires in the west each year

[@ErikaCartet]

just throw it into the middle of a pg&e training video

[@efce]

The laughs a lot commercial is actually terrifying the narrator sounds like he's being forced to say what he's saying and being forced to laugh from the doll's laugh

[@tallesrodrigues5994]

01:08 This scene is very good, she starts looking down, then up, then turns around. It's the exact kind of move you'd expect from a killer who's been discovered.

[@AngelAttacksAreCommonHere]

15:06 that meniacle laugh with that desperate sounding "JUST PUSH THE BUTTON" is the funniest thing ever

[@omegaflowey9932]

The narrator was forced to laugh because of the doll

[@AngelAttacksAreCommonHere]

@@omegaflowey9932 yes, he was being held at gunpoint

[@svenbtb]

Yeah the narration from the dude was so much more unnerving than the doll lol, he sounded completely manic

[@AngelAttacksAreCommonHere]

@@svenbtb lol ikr

[@fionalora]

have you heard of the Little Miss No Name doll? she's canonically an orphan who is always in tears... fun, right? she's from the 60s and very creepy

[@jaymogrified]

Omg, I looked her up…I can’t believe that doll made it to market 😬

[@Pepper45677]

Oh my god I WISH we could share photos on KZbin cause I have one!! She is the cutest little lady, I love making clothing and accessories for her

[@katmorrison6078]

Oh my God my mom had that whispering doll as a kid. One year for Christmas my grandparents surprised her by restoring her doll to working order and cleaning her up. Which was incredibly sweet and my mom was really really happy. Unfortunately I thought the doll was terrifying and there’s a photo in our family album of my mom trying to show me her favorite childhood doll and I’m looking at it like it’s a giant spider that’s going to eat me. One thing the commercial doesn’t convey is that you can hear the little voicebox motor when she talks and it’s really loud and you can’t really tell what she’s saying.

[@trickster80]

crazy how the gaming gear is like foreshadowing for kurtis conner's newest video

[@Rain_boot]

Oh my god, not Danny Gonzalez watching Lucky Penny Shop. They were my literal childhood 😭

[@BinglesP]

Same 💀 the way he reacted to there being a talking dog

[@maracaisse]

Same!!!! It was a nice surprise! I used to watch that channel all the time

[@frog_goblin]

i recognized the channel immediately but couldn’t remember the channel’s name. it just unearthed memories from like 10 years ago so casually. i’m glad he enjoyed watching it lol

[@PaperrStars]

“That’s really a 1-2 punch to the cows” I DIED-

[@K8y4548]

‘Hello Danny’ all Gregs say in unison

[@jamsal3]

Hello Danny

[@King_Boo1779]

Hello Danny

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

HELLO DANNY

[@nerdatello]

Hello Drew

[@TeeHeeTwinkleToes]

Hello Dad- i mean Danny

[@irisschnabel9622]

rewatching this video after kurtis's video about the video gear command center... i'm so happy to now know more about it and that kurtis has one

[@lassoroot]

The way everyone in the laughs a lot commercial falls under her dark yet uproarious spell is truly haunting

[@charliegibson4016]

She casted Tasha’s hideous laughter and they all failed their wisdom saves

[@tygerinthenight3255]

I love the pure panic of the Sun fizz commercial. Little talking spiky orange creature pops out of my soda, I'm getting the f out, too

[@Druzica18]

Honestly, after the past five years? I'd just sit there like 'everything is so fucking weird this might as well happen too'

[@madzdoesgacha]

"Is he some kinda 6th finger freak!?" Don't bully Stanford like that Danny 😭

[@annakjenkinss]

HHAHAAHAHAHAH

[@imnotgoodwithnames4101]

He was all I could think about during the six finger ad. Gravity falls has taken over my mind.

[@TheSleepySev]

@@imnotgoodwithnames4101 Same, especially now that Alex Hirsch is tryna bring it back. 🎉🎉🎉

[@sejianimates1735]

9:27 Kurtis Connor, the ultimate cool kid gamer

[@smokestack_]

i remember my college english professor made us write an essay on the themes and stereotypes of commercials, and i picked a really old gushers commercial where kids turned into the fruits as well as a twinkies commercial about animals living in a trailer 😭 this video just reminds me of this

[@imperfectly_megan]

That gushers commercial is definitely one where they should have screamed like the sun commercial.

[@Itsbear930]

5:09 I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW LUCKY PENNY SHOP THEY WERE MY CHILDHOOD

[@returnof.saturn]

I KNOW IM AT THAT PART RIGHT NOW AND I WENT TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE MENTIONED IT OMFG

[@intheclouds666]

AHHHH NOSTALGIA

[@enananannn]

I HAD TO PAUSE AS SOON AS I SAW THE WHITE VOID AND THE DOG 😭 i watched him for all of elementary school

[@eveiseverywhere4]

LUCKY PENNY!!??! OMFG HES MY CHILDHOOD TOO!!!!!

[@izzys_cringey]

EXACTLY

[@urdumb007]

5:45 THE LUCKY PENNY SHOP OMG MY CHILDHOOD

[@GumballsArtsandProductions]

FR!!!

[@teddieprox2307]

THE WILLY WONKA CHOCOLATE FACTORY KIT WAS ON REPLAY EVERYDAY IN MY HOUSE

[@Ohwhale79]

Right??

[@ziggytheziggiest]

I NAMED MY WEBKINZ DOG SFTER THE DOG TOY!!

[@soupbowl222]

OMG SAME

[@peytonnnn098]

watching this after the new kurtis video is kinda sad tbh

[@carnuatus]

??

[@neliasparty]

15:27 the gun would go off

[@HalfBearFree]

my grandparents had that whispering nightmare in their basement, it belonged to my aunt when she was a kid. Other than the terrifying whispering half of her face was chewed off by rats. I still get nightmares of it every once in a while.

[@ellyama]

minutes later I'm still laughing at this comment 😆"half of her face was chewed off by rats"

[@Web_Bologna]

🎵He’s Danny!🎶 🎶He’s Gon a zole yes!🎵 🎵Danny shanny can he?🎶 🎶Subscribe for Gregidus🎵 (Imagine that in a very commercially jingle)

[@CryoNoPyro]

I think it should be 🎶subscribe to be a greg like this🎵

[@Web_Bologna]

@@CryoNoPyro I did the gregidus thing to convey the true disease that subscribing to this channel gives you.😔 Once you catch it, you can never escape…

[@WaiseiHanabi]

there should be that fast talking voice like at the end of all advertisements ever

[@prestontheruler9332]

Why did i read this in my mind to the jingle of the psychic friend fred bear song? You know the one matpat sang.

[@Weezer000]

​@ville__What...

[@ooreciwangwang]

the beef stew isnt scary bc she "killed someone", its scary bc she has to hide that the stew is canned. It implies that he will be pissed or do something to her if he finds out it isnt home made. She looks petrified

[@cedarrrrr]

“welcome back, humble daniel” we all say in unison

[@jamsal3]

Welcome back humble Danny

[@handsomeavocado14]

Welcome back humble dan

[@King_Boo1779]

Welcome back, humble daniel

[@doorknobbly]

welcome back, humble daniel

[@gloomymoon15]

Fried shrimp sandwich deal - edgar allan po

[@julien_bynum]

On the topic of kids not thinking scary things are scary, my imaginary kid when I was little lived in the mirror and had to pretend to be me when I was in front of it. Idk how my parents didn’t exorcise me when they saw me talking to my reflection

[@snipingsloth1053]

12:37 “I like to whisper in the dark” should have triggered some alarms in the Mattel staff😂

[@laurelbangs1073]

Watching this after Kurtis’s video, Danny’s lack of respect for the video gear command center kinda makes me mad

[@a113auto]

The worst "friend" doll I remember was my sister's Robopanda. It would speak randomly and it was SO RUDE. It literally taught my little sister to be a brat. That thing was evil.

[@1greg-1]

“it’s got a lotta beef in it”

[@misspadalecki101]

I love the carrots

[@BubbleGummiii]

Maybe we can have it a little more often?

[@Druzica18]

@@BubbleGummiii "Aw hell, I'm gonna have to kill another neighb--I mean, sure, honey!"

[@BubbleGummiii]

@@Druzica18 thanks... I just love it so much.. (-_-)

[@itac.2280]

That sun fizz ad is genuinely so funny because how it’s subverting the genre. There’s probably plenty of that now but that would absolutely get it stuck in my head and probably purchase it if I saw it on a store shelf lol all for the memes baby

[@TBG497]

I remember the Sun Fizz ad very distinctly as part of Sprite's sarcastic marketing about other drinks in the 90s. It started with their "Jooky" ad and Sun Fizz later on. I believe that's when they debuted the "Obey your thirst" tagline.