i am mesmerized by this man

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2 Danny 2 Furious

2 Danny 2 Furious

18 күн бұрын

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@ZedNull.
@ZedNull. 16 күн бұрын
that abrupt scream was him instantly vaporizing her with a glance, then turning back to the camera nonchalantly.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 15 күн бұрын
4:50 *Basiliska* "...that is because..." XD
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 15 күн бұрын
She sounded like Homer 😂😂😂
@user-oc4hm3jz9t
@user-oc4hm3jz9t 15 күн бұрын
I thought the scream was added in post, so if it was real time it’s the best thing ever
@courtneyronk472
@courtneyronk472 9 күн бұрын
I literally read this right as it happened, and this comment made it so much better 😂
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 16 күн бұрын
This guy gives off "immortal vampire who's been isolated so long he doesn't totally understand how to behave like a normal human" vibes but he seems totally harmless so that's cool.
@tb4546
@tb4546 16 күн бұрын
Right like he actually has a kinda positive message and isn’t hurting anybody or like being weird to kids, so honestly, I’m happy to see it
@_ikako_
@_ikako_ 16 күн бұрын
That woman's scream didn't sound like how you'd react to a "totally harmless" being.
@greenhowie
@greenhowie 16 күн бұрын
Tommy Wiseau is his Heartless
@silvermoon6175
@silvermoon6175 16 күн бұрын
@_ikako_ gez you vaporize one woman and all of a sudden everyone is sooo pressed. Check your prejudices smhmyleg
@M0urfeen
@M0urfeen 16 күн бұрын
that's hot
@Lily80278
@Lily80278 16 күн бұрын
the way he talked about snapchat felt very "out of touch immortal being who's excited about this totally new and cool thing they learned about" and i love it
@therealgeeber
@therealgeeber 14 күн бұрын
honestly a little adorable how the first thing he says after saying he’s on snapchat is to dm him pictures of dogs and cats
@user-mg5mh5xn1g
@user-mg5mh5xn1g 15 сағат бұрын
Literally Bram from bsd
@somesortofweeb9891
@somesortofweeb9891 15 күн бұрын
I legit MET this guy in person, I saw him outside my workplace and BOLTED after him. He was really chill tbh
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 13 күн бұрын
i can't believe you survived his petrifying gaze. you must be special.
@roo.pzz4380
@roo.pzz4380 11 күн бұрын
dude I would actually die wtf
@MeghanF93
@MeghanF93 11 күн бұрын
Are his eyes actually like that?!
@somesortofweeb9891
@somesortofweeb9891 10 күн бұрын
@@MeghanF93 A little, yeah
@RicardoMoralesMassin
@RicardoMoralesMassin 9 күн бұрын
Did you screech?
@thecookiemonster.
@thecookiemonster. 16 күн бұрын
The part where the woman screams because he spooked her as she was going along a trail is the FUNNIEST clip ever. It kills me every time
@omgdodogamer4759
@omgdodogamer4759 16 күн бұрын
that made me laugh for like 10 minutes straight...
@PinnePon
@PinnePon 16 күн бұрын
He killed her
@Beanzops
@Beanzops 16 күн бұрын
I eat the cotton candy from my walls
@tomatoo2486
@tomatoo2486 16 күн бұрын
@@PinnePon he vaporized her with his piercing gaze 📀_📀 I remember this video from a few years ago, it’s still as funny as then
@Door227
@Door227 16 күн бұрын
@@tomatoo2486he got mad at the woman for disrupting the video so he hit her with the gaze of death causing her to instantly implose
@nonameless2
@nonameless2 16 күн бұрын
this guy's wearing the outfit danny wore in that virtual fashion video
@PreemptiveStrike
@PreemptiveStrike 16 күн бұрын
Hahaha omg I can't unsee it 🤣🤣
@wanrudou6819
@wanrudou6819 16 күн бұрын
Mesmerizer? MIKU REFERENCE
@AMtotheC11
@AMtotheC11 16 күн бұрын
@@wanrudou6819no
@RoastingAtoast
@RoastingAtoast 16 күн бұрын
Yay miku
@bek6391
@bek6391 16 күн бұрын
Literally said the same thing bro
@Lana_Bo_Bana
@Lana_Bo_Bana 16 күн бұрын
danny, your grey hair is slaying. no like seriously its slayed dozens of people please stop
@lynetteshrauger479
@lynetteshrauger479 13 күн бұрын
I just noticed he’s got a lil patch going on!!!! It’s so cute!!!!
@THATONECANADIANCHILD
@THATONECANADIANCHILD 11 күн бұрын
OML SOMEONE FINALLY SAID MY THOUGHTS
@gabrielsfilms2086
@gabrielsfilms2086 9 күн бұрын
danny is getting old :(
@Lana_Bo_Bana
@Lana_Bo_Bana 9 күн бұрын
@@gabrielsfilms2086 he's 29, my love. he's not that old
@lynetteshrauger479
@lynetteshrauger479 9 күн бұрын
@@gabrielsfilms2086 Danny is getting old!!! :)
@Ms.StealUrSoul
@Ms.StealUrSoul 14 күн бұрын
Dude, Danny. What the fuck? You didn't remind me to breathe at the end of the video and now I'm dead. Thanks a lot, Danny.
@Chipp-hi6nz
@Chipp-hi6nz 7 күн бұрын
Aw danggit
@KittyPieVibes
@KittyPieVibes 5 күн бұрын
#cancelDannyGonzalez
@haleyc.3530
@haleyc.3530 16 күн бұрын
He looks like a yassified twilight vampire . Hes like an uncanny valley between gorgeous and unsettling .
@starwolf27
@starwolf27 16 күн бұрын
Yeah, I think he's either a vampire or some sort of powerful fey. (Not actually, but that's definitely the vibe.)
@connorbeith3232
@connorbeith3232 16 күн бұрын
How do you yassify a franchise that already was yassified to begin with? lol
@kwowka
@kwowka 16 күн бұрын
He’s literally the vampire chronicles but like. The 4-15th books that nobody has read
@haleyc.3530
@haleyc.3530 16 күн бұрын
@@connorbeith3232 Cause the twilight vampires wore bland normie clothes and this guy dresses like an icon . Edward WISHES he could serve like that .
@odd_melons
@odd_melons 16 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure he dressed up as the character Pucci from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure And like Pucci had a vampire boyfriend who he swore to avenge the death of so -
@6235river
@6235river 16 күн бұрын
i refuse to believe william knight isn't having as much fun with this as we are lmao he's definitely playing into the role. i wonder what his actual personality is like
@Shuffles_Art
@Shuffles_Art 16 күн бұрын
Oh he’s totally playing into it, he constantly feeds into the jokes. I’m pretty sure he saw all of the memes of people duetting him and holding their breath for so long and he made a video where he put the breath in and breath out much closer together. The funniest part is that people then started just not breathing back in again and making the same joke again 😂😂
@6235river
@6235river 16 күн бұрын
@@Shuffles_Art i love that, lol. such a wholesome bit.
@Shuffles_Art
@Shuffles_Art 16 күн бұрын
@@6235river fr he even reposts some of the memes that’re made about him, I love seeing a creator that’s able to build such a fun and engaging community and actually be willing to interact and engage with it 😂😂
@tradutorajuliana
@tradutorajuliana 16 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly, it must be satire
@Shuffles_Art
@Shuffles_Art 16 күн бұрын
@@tradutorajuliana I don’t think it’s entirely satire. A part of me does genuinely believe he holds these sorts of enlightening beliefs about what it means to live your life, but definitely plays up the role a little considering how much it seems to resonate with a lot of people 😂😂
@beefbossonthewiiu
@beefbossonthewiiu 14 күн бұрын
I think he’s a vampire, the reason he takes so long to tell you to breathe is because he doesn’t breathe anymore and doesn’t know when to make you stop. (He’s also half gorgon and if you look into his eyes in real life you turn to stone, explaining the woman’s scream)
@cambriancreature
@cambriancreature 15 күн бұрын
love his incredibly strange and menacing aura combined with his helpful life advice
@noideawhoiam3855
@noideawhoiam3855 11 күн бұрын
RAINWORLDD PFP :D
@xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843
@xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843 16 күн бұрын
That's the hat of the most important position on the field: Forager. He gathers nuts and berries for the team while they play.
@sholem_bond
@sholem_bond 16 күн бұрын
Me in PE/gym class, tbh
@stinky3970
@stinky3970 16 күн бұрын
Dont forget the important part where he scares runners
@jillpole
@jillpole 16 күн бұрын
If this was actually a televised part of baseball, I would watch that
@pixiechan
@pixiechan 16 күн бұрын
​@@jillpole Petition for MLB to start including the Forager's pursuits in broadcasts
@georgeosborne1854
@georgeosborne1854 15 күн бұрын
Night vale baseball
@theyeeterg
@theyeeterg 16 күн бұрын
he evaporated the woman and turned her spirit into that tree, thats why it has a face
@randomreagan2022
@randomreagan2022 16 күн бұрын
definitely
@ezi.1578
@ezi.1578 15 күн бұрын
he confirmed it
@RickyPacks
@RickyPacks 14 күн бұрын
Evaporated or vaporized lmao
@theyeeterg
@theyeeterg 12 күн бұрын
@@RickyPacks both
@CaliRuehls
@CaliRuehls 13 күн бұрын
I would feel TERRIBLE if someone passed me, looked at me, and screamed. I would not go back outside for MONTHS. The fact that he just goes back to talking 😭 I feel so bad for him
@oceanman2011
@oceanman2011 16 күн бұрын
aint gonna lie he does those spot-on pucci cosplays
@LyraKat_
@LyraKat_ 15 күн бұрын
I swear to god no matter what I watch or see lately it always turns into a jjba reference 😭 I'm convinced JoJo is the lifeblood of the universe
@IPlayKindred
@IPlayKindred 15 күн бұрын
@@LyraKat_ being confused by jojo is also a jojo reference, and you're correct aswell
@Can_tab
@Can_tab 5 күн бұрын
@@LyraKat_the world is literally a jojo reference. Za Warudo!!!
@kookie_krissy6728
@kookie_krissy6728 17 сағат бұрын
The stand user can be anyone!
@John73John
@John73John 16 күн бұрын
The reason that woman screamed is because just for a moment she looked directly into his eyes and he looked into hers, and that was the last sound she ever made before she, too, became tree.
@valolafson6035
@valolafson6035 16 күн бұрын
Ah. That's where the tree face came from.
@rainy-matcha
@rainy-matcha 16 күн бұрын
She wasn't scared walking up, it wasn't until they made eye contact 😭😭😭 that's the funniest part to me
@phistoltv5196
@phistoltv5196 16 күн бұрын
​@@rainy-matchahis eyes are too piercing, so i don't blame the woman. They would unsettle me as well
@rainy-matcha
@rainy-matcha 16 күн бұрын
@@phistoltv5196 exactlyyy, that's the funniest part to me. get this man contacts lol
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 15 күн бұрын
His piercing gaze turned her into HomerSimpson.wav lol
@kaybee7860
@kaybee7860 16 күн бұрын
the woman interrupting him filming and screaming as she runs away parallels so nicely with the dog interrupting danny filming and screaming as it runs away. I straight up thought danny edited it in as a reference to that.
@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf
@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf 16 күн бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that
@RedCaio
@RedCaio 16 күн бұрын
when/what vid was that?
@orangegradient4309
@orangegradient4309 16 күн бұрын
​@@RedCaio the tactical stroller one Edit: nah rileyrose16 got it, it's the iPhone one.
@rileyrose16
@rileyrose16 16 күн бұрын
@@RedCaio "Trying to find the worst iphone game", it's during the mommy life simulator part.
@pemanilnoob587
@pemanilnoob587 16 күн бұрын
It’s literally the most famous video of that guy there is, and it’s literally hilarious I like that guy, I feel like it’s obvious he’s just doing it for the jokes
@Caeljharden
@Caeljharden 16 күн бұрын
The red head one omg 😂 she screamed for 2.5 business days
@jennysomething3666
@jennysomething3666 16 күн бұрын
Drowning is just how he died and became a vampire ,dont worry about it
@titanjammer141
@titanjammer141 16 күн бұрын
I’m mesmerized by you Danny
@mobolite
@mobolite 16 күн бұрын
Real
@Nayuri.
@Nayuri. 16 күн бұрын
Real
@AZUCHIGREY
@AZUCHIGREY 16 күн бұрын
what….
@WideSmileOfficial
@WideSmileOfficial 16 күн бұрын
Real
@silly.yayaya
@silly.yayaya 16 күн бұрын
real
@OrangeJoe897
@OrangeJoe897 16 күн бұрын
If him and the "I ain't never seen 2 pretty best friends" guy look into each other eyes the earth would collapse.
@L1ncore
@L1ncore 16 күн бұрын
Literally. I need them to meet. Theyre the perfect foils for each other.
@strwber_
@strwber_ 16 күн бұрын
LMFAOOOO BEST COMMENT
@MariaKiran1
@MariaKiran1 16 күн бұрын
😂
@leahdavis9434
@leahdavis9434 16 күн бұрын
What if "what would you do if I pulled up next to you at a red light" was there
@mar-nyan
@mar-nyan 16 күн бұрын
When I saw the thumbnail I literally thought it was the two pretty best friends guy 😭😭😭
@mitchmcquinn
@mitchmcquinn 14 күн бұрын
The thing that immediately stood out to me about his eyes is that he doesn't seem to have those little muscles in the inner corners... The ones regular humans use to blink
@soaringspirits2267
@soaringspirits2267 12 күн бұрын
P sure those are redundant remains of an inner eyelid we used to have, unless you mean smthn else. Which y9u could! Or maybe you've got another purpose for em. Hmmmmm.
@muramic
@muramic 6 күн бұрын
​@@soaringspirits2267actually those muscles in the inner corner of the eye are very useful, you can make use of them by injecting acetic acid into them and whenever you want someone to turn into a tree, you can meet eyes with them to activate the enzyme shooters!!! The enzyme effectively eat away the human flesh of the target, decomposes the carbon chains of their cells for the enrichment of the soil ie turns them into fertilizer for trees, i have practiced this ritual on two very lucky humans, goofd luck, have a nice day ❤❤☺
@milli5968
@milli5968 6 күн бұрын
I thought this exact thing right before i read this comment. There is no such thing as a coincidence
@crocorobin2613
@crocorobin2613 16 күн бұрын
Danny saying "Feijoada" has to be my favourite thing
@poemsbypoetry
@poemsbypoetry 14 күн бұрын
That part killed me lmao
@peppa_destruidora_deautoestima
@peppa_destruidora_deautoestima 3 күн бұрын
SAME
@mintberry3164
@mintberry3164 16 күн бұрын
She screamed because no normal person has eyes THAT INTENSE. He literaly Crucio'd her with his eyeballs.
@stanleyjosten
@stanleyjosten 16 күн бұрын
The penance stare
@brainclamp
@brainclamp 16 күн бұрын
hairy potty reference in the year 2024🤢
@CatKidd64
@CatKidd64 16 күн бұрын
@@brainclampdo popular series have an expiration date now
@toastlotl
@toastlotl 16 күн бұрын
@@CatKidd64Harry Potter does
@alyssamichaela
@alyssamichaela 16 күн бұрын
​@@brainclamp Harry Potter is the shit bro wdym. I thought cringe culture was dead?
@Pailers
@Pailers 16 күн бұрын
The woman screaming when he faces her and the woman screaming at the ginger kid are two of my MOST FAVOURITE videos online. They absolutely tickle me every single time I see them.
@splendidsimp
@splendidsimp 16 күн бұрын
So you like women screaming huh 🤨
@madfisch473
@madfisch473 16 күн бұрын
i love the ginger fear vid 😂
@kreissthekeeper
@kreissthekeeper 16 күн бұрын
The ginger one is SO unprompted though. Like she screamed for a straight 5 seconds,,, take a breath!
@kaixkai0
@kaixkai0 16 күн бұрын
tickle tickle
@milo-ru3hc
@milo-ru3hc 16 күн бұрын
@@kreissthekeeperthe way the kid just stands there and waits for it to be over is the funniest part to me.
@_Kuma_
@_Kuma_ 14 күн бұрын
I unironically like this dude. I’ve never seen his stuff before (besides the one where the lady screams), but once you get past him staring into your soul, he has a nice voice and really interesting style!
@VoidStaresback
@VoidStaresback 14 күн бұрын
He's like an ethereal being from folklore.
@Galeforce017
@Galeforce017 16 күн бұрын
I'm so glad THE clip of him acting like an Oblivion NPC was one of the blind reactions you got to record.
@marxnela8591
@marxnela8591 16 күн бұрын
that clip is so funny, also someone made an edit where he's literally in Oblivion and it's just perfect lmaooo
@youji514
@youji514 16 күн бұрын
off topic but yo phos pfp
@sunningsmoonings
@sunningsmoonings 16 күн бұрын
phos…
@trollisourbriteeggs6282
@trollisourbriteeggs6282 16 күн бұрын
which one...?
@MxSae
@MxSae 16 күн бұрын
@@marxnela8591lmfao what that sounds amazing
@unknown-zd5ly
@unknown-zd5ly 16 күн бұрын
because of the intensity of his eyes and the snake necklace, I always interpret that video of the woman screaming as him turning her to stone like Medusa
@Baubles707
@Baubles707 16 күн бұрын
8:27 i held my breath n god you didn’t make it easy, there was even an ad i had to hold out for
@jvllyfishessss
@jvllyfishessss 14 күн бұрын
TWINNNNNN 👽
@Ghibli_Otaku
@Ghibli_Otaku 15 күн бұрын
6:30 flight or fright is the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard…
@pumpkinknappe2835
@pumpkinknappe2835 16 күн бұрын
I’m convinced he edited the little shriek in and I think hes genius for that
@tonimony1jay837
@tonimony1jay837 15 күн бұрын
Agreed!
@jadziajan
@jadziajan 15 күн бұрын
Either way it's 100% a bit lol. I was scrolling through the comments and I'm seeing a lot of people genuinely try and come up with reasons why she screams (like something happened off-screen or whatever). To me it's obviously a bit about her being scared by his penetrating gaze!
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 15 күн бұрын
Sounds like Homer Simpson, reads like comment bait. 😂👍
@maefromnitw4091
@maefromnitw4091 14 күн бұрын
i can't remember where but im pretty sure i saw him say that she actually just stumbled while jogging
@TheOceanBearer
@TheOceanBearer 14 күн бұрын
​@@jadziajan Maybe it wasn't a bit and she actually was scared by his penetrating gaze.
@WideSmileOfficial
@WideSmileOfficial 16 күн бұрын
“Breathe in… A wise man once said-“
@adamairball3151
@adamairball3151 16 күн бұрын
💀 Love that meme!
@heluvab
@heluvab 16 күн бұрын
Part 2: Interview kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIGqlKWYasSNjsU
@jakeb4962
@jakeb4962 16 күн бұрын
“Breathe in - Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race - I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?”
@cohzibiesminecraft
@cohzibiesminecraft 16 күн бұрын
*combusts*
@Alex-cw3rz
@Alex-cw3rz 16 күн бұрын
Tell me to breathe out man I'm still holding my breathe
@Truefakct
@Truefakct 15 күн бұрын
0:03 didn’t say Greg 😭🥺😢😔☹️😞😕🙁😥😪😓🤕
@RisingSunfish
@RisingSunfish 15 күн бұрын
I haven’t thought about this guy for a while but I’m happy to see he’s still making his signature “obscure NPC who only has a 1 in 5712 chance of appearing on a given playthrough” style of content.
@jgcoverkknot5701
@jgcoverkknot5701 16 күн бұрын
I don't know he managed to get blue-eyed personality as a brown-eyed person but I guess he's just that powerful.
@soldiaz7261
@soldiaz7261 16 күн бұрын
nah danny’s eyes are actually blue. easy mistake tho (/j)
@d-0_0-b
@d-0_0-b 16 күн бұрын
​@@soldiaz7261the person was talking about the guy not danny 😭
@lis7063
@lis7063 16 күн бұрын
I think they know, that's why they put /j for joking
@Garsnoos
@Garsnoos 16 күн бұрын
@@d-0_0-b r/woosh
@salemmarz3809
@salemmarz3809 16 күн бұрын
@@d-0_0-bwhat do you think /j means
@gorek1tty
@gorek1tty 16 күн бұрын
“I love you Danny” we all say in unison
@plutopawzzz
@plutopawzzz 16 күн бұрын
Real
@HaloTropical
@HaloTropical 16 күн бұрын
I dont like you
@WideSmileOfficial
@WideSmileOfficial 16 күн бұрын
“I love you Danny” (chain) ⬇️
@AlixH-oj9qn
@AlixH-oj9qn 16 күн бұрын
fr
@saucyboi7789
@saucyboi7789 16 күн бұрын
😂
@mosescalkins3609
@mosescalkins3609 15 күн бұрын
Excited to see someone bring a light to this gem of a person. I think about that woman who’s memories he stole often
@TheAdamDundas
@TheAdamDundas 14 күн бұрын
I'm surprised Danny didn't mention the time where he actually forgot to tell people to breathe out. William even duetted himself to enthusiastically tell people to breathe out!
@SwedePotato314
@SwedePotato314 16 күн бұрын
The background stuff of the unexplained baby that he’s all of a sudden holding with a blanket over it, and people in black robes behind him, the random woman screaming, calling Snapchat “new” lol… this dude knows EXACTLY what he’s doing. This dude has studied the viral content creator handbook. Make some fairly weird content with a nonsense personality and style and sprinkle in some absolutely batshit insane elements in the background. This guys knows how to increase that engagement. I’m honestly impressed lol he nailed it
@namelessliberty9869
@namelessliberty9869 15 күн бұрын
It's kinda sad, in a way. When I was a teen I could see myself falling for this rage bait. Now I see it's so obvious that he's a meticulously created viral character to sell something and I feel nothing.
@SwedePotato314
@SwedePotato314 15 күн бұрын
@@namelessliberty9869 it really is sad. But you e grown and that’s the silver lining to these situations is realizing that you’re not dupe-able. These people prey on ignorance, boredom, naïveté and young people. It’s sad that someone would think to exploit people who are like that and can see it as a way to profit, it when you think about it- most companies of the world are like that Rage bait only makes me angry now in the sense that the people who are reacting so angrily to it not only believe it but also believe that everyone else is like that. Like the ones that try to make you angry at a certain gender, race, political party etc. The people who fall for it are then convinced that all the people of that race or gender etc are doing the same things. It only serves to divide us under the guise of manufactured racism, classism, sexism, etc. It just creates all this more anger over nothing and for nothing. Im grateful that you, me and a lot of us aren’t be tricked into it. I hope that the rest of us learn sooner than later.
@Anons505
@Anons505 15 күн бұрын
​@@namelessliberty9869 What about this is rage bait though?
@namelessliberty9869
@namelessliberty9869 15 күн бұрын
@@Anons505 that wasn't the totally correct term but I would have been like "look at this pretentious guy, thinking he's cool but he's some kinda crazy". I think he's perfectly sane though, just roleplaying a character.
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 15 күн бұрын
The lady screaming was real, you can’t take this from me
@TheGrater
@TheGrater 16 күн бұрын
His eyes pierce my soul and his hat is commanding. He could convince me I'm not Greg.
@heluvab
@heluvab 16 күн бұрын
Part 2:Dont Rickroiİ kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIGqlKWYasSNjsU
@isthisnecessary7880
@isthisnecessary7880 16 күн бұрын
treason
@Dan81848
@Dan81848 16 күн бұрын
We must test him for witchcraft using the dunking method
@happycamper2799
@happycamper2799 16 күн бұрын
he could never convince me
@PinnePon
@PinnePon 16 күн бұрын
Then you are not a true greg
@ellaronci2703
@ellaronci2703 15 күн бұрын
3:56 that is indeed a VERY........nice sparkly shirt
@feliciaroyers1646
@feliciaroyers1646 11 күн бұрын
Robert has found a way to make "sending tiktoks to your friends" a profession
@kyleb7991
@kyleb7991 16 күн бұрын
He’s really got those “Who goes there?!” kinda vibe
@liyahliyah694
@liyahliyah694 16 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@abigel6457
@abigel6457 15 күн бұрын
I feel like he would say "unhand me!!" if he were to be caught
@Goth_Rocks
@Goth_Rocks 16 күн бұрын
“Yes, Laura’s Repulsive Husband,” we all say in unison
@onlyone8331
@onlyone8331 16 күн бұрын
I just rewatched that video earlier lol
@mk7212
@mk7212 16 күн бұрын
@@onlyone8331 which video is it from??
@roastedcabbage
@roastedcabbage 16 күн бұрын
@@mk7212insane clickbait is ruining the internet
@friendlyneigborhoodbean
@friendlyneigborhoodbean 16 күн бұрын
​@@mk7212i don't remember the name but it's the one that kept calling someone's wife repulsive
@angeldeviltears
@angeldeviltears 16 күн бұрын
@@mk7212 from the weird ads video! on this channel i believe
@iionestii
@iionestii 12 күн бұрын
You drew and Kurtis videos quite LITERALLY keep me alive
@wahat472
@wahat472 14 күн бұрын
danny is actually so chronically offline i love it so much wish i was him
@blue4155
@blue4155 16 күн бұрын
1:29 my new goal in life is to have a fashion sense that people can only describe as "a collection of non-sequiturs" 😭
@C4ndy_add1ctXD
@C4ndy_add1ctXD 16 күн бұрын
Real lolz
@meinenklinke
@meinenklinke 16 күн бұрын
Oh agreed. Let me write that down.
@weaknerdarms
@weaknerdarms 16 күн бұрын
Biblically accurate Yankees hat
@krillansavillan
@krillansavillan 16 күн бұрын
Op comment
@emk14
@emk14 16 күн бұрын
"What made her scream like that?" His eyes, Danny. His. Eyes.
@anysa_adelaida9038
@anysa_adelaida9038 13 күн бұрын
OMG THIS IS WHERE THE TIK TOK AUDIO COMES FROM THE “YET YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD. AHH!” ITS SO FUNNY 😭 😭 😭
@asmrallison
@asmrallison 16 күн бұрын
He has a threatening and yet park ranger-like aura
@madeniquevanwyk
@madeniquevanwyk 16 күн бұрын
Child of a park ranger and a forest mystic maybe
@boneymacaroni13
@boneymacaroni13 16 күн бұрын
Goth park ranger 😱🖤
@abigel6457
@abigel6457 15 күн бұрын
He is a camp counsellor who left his children's group to film motivational tiktoks
@forthewinberly
@forthewinberly 15 күн бұрын
He's why you don't climb the staircases you see in the woods.
@melisaaaaaa
@melisaaaaaa 16 күн бұрын
Everyone say “Thank you Robert!”
@princesswaspp
@princesswaspp 16 күн бұрын
thank you robert
@Iluvtocommitcrimes
@Iluvtocommitcrimes 16 күн бұрын
Thank you Robert!
@itzRoxxi
@itzRoxxi 16 күн бұрын
Thank you Robert
@Ringos_mom
@Ringos_mom 16 күн бұрын
THANKS ROBERT! You are Truly Greg!
@Bbqbbq13
@Bbqbbq13 16 күн бұрын
Salamat Robert
@Bowtiedhillbilly
@Bowtiedhillbilly 16 күн бұрын
To be honest, The Outfielder sounds like a fantasy villain.
@halliefritsch
@halliefritsch 15 күн бұрын
this man looks like he’d wear a cloak and sit at the far end of a medieval tavern and sip quietly at his mead (alone, because the town has deemed him the village weirdo) but then pipes up for the first time with some out-of-pocket unhinged shit that ends up being what saves the main character in the end
@jamie9770
@jamie9770 16 күн бұрын
obviously he’s dressed to play twilight baseball
@zoro4661WasTaken
@zoro4661WasTaken 16 күн бұрын
William's actually pretty alright from what I've seen - he's gone along with quite a few of the memes on him, stuff like the "Breathe in" jokes everyone made (playing more into it, or remembering to say it after already starting to talk) or the comparisons to a JoJo character (dressed in a full-ass cosplay of Father Pucci that was genuinely great). I think he even talked about the lady that he atomized at some point? Not sure.
@racungotlost6428
@racungotlost6428 16 күн бұрын
He is the spitting image of Enrico Pucci doe
@CleetusDaFetus
@CleetusDaFetus 16 күн бұрын
He did yep he made a video like "this woman is ok."
@nogf42069
@nogf42069 16 күн бұрын
he did WHAT to the lady????
@sleepingguard01
@sleepingguard01 16 күн бұрын
I LOVE his Pucci cosplay. so on point. He seems like a really great dude.
@fairytopia
@fairytopia 16 күн бұрын
He went to lengths to cover it up but hes actually posted homophobic/transphobic conspiracy rants before
@calowenby1654
@calowenby1654 10 күн бұрын
I unironically love this guy’s style!
@ShinyShinxxx
@ShinyShinxxx 15 күн бұрын
So glad Danny finally made a vid about this guy, the 'You still live a life that you dread' is my favourite video to exist
@elliewellie_YouTube
@elliewellie_YouTube 16 күн бұрын
I actually met this guy at the department store I worked at years ago. He was really nice. His eyes are not that color irl.
@Naturalbornmissgeburt
@Naturalbornmissgeburt 16 күн бұрын
how much is the stuff in the videos an act
@rosemarryscrochet
@rosemarryscrochet 15 күн бұрын
But he did a live interview on h3 where im pretty sure I remember his eyes being that color too?
@grandmabea6471
@grandmabea6471 15 күн бұрын
@@rosemarryscrochet I’d guess he wears the contacts all the time in public appearances.
@emilyb.8219
@emilyb.8219 15 күн бұрын
How would you know that tho? You remember every customer you've helped?
@mallarieluvsgirls
@mallarieluvsgirls 15 күн бұрын
@@emilyb.8219how can you forget someone like that
@ferisera
@ferisera 16 күн бұрын
I feel like William's possibly doing in-character LARPing as either a fae or a vampire whose decided to be a motivational speaker.
@propername4830
@propername4830 16 күн бұрын
agree unless you meant William
@ferisera
@ferisera 16 күн бұрын
@@propername4830 ... I totlally meant William. It's been a long work week. It just started.
@propername4830
@propername4830 16 күн бұрын
@@ferisera damn
@roo.pzz4380
@roo.pzz4380 11 күн бұрын
I’m convinced he’s a real life vampire
@Aubooboojoann
@Aubooboojoann 15 күн бұрын
3:22 THAT AD WAS CURLE DANNY I WILL REMEMBERTHAGFOR REF
@SugeryGold
@SugeryGold 14 күн бұрын
Everyone’s always like “blue eyed people be like 👀” but this dude really be 👁️👄👁️
@ssouriaa
@ssouriaa 16 күн бұрын
im half convinced hes (larping as) an elf or some other fae creature. the demeanor and immaculate drip sell it pretty well lol
@ssouriaa
@ssouriaa 16 күн бұрын
NOT THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES NOOOOOO
@melvin9888
@melvin9888 16 күн бұрын
He gives immortal fae vibes , like he’d be some sort of divine being of legend that you must journey deep into the forest to commune with and he will tell you your fate or how to achieve happiness.
@YandereApologist
@YandereApologist 15 күн бұрын
Honestly if someone told me this guy was the witch father, I’d believe that.
@sohren94
@sohren94 15 күн бұрын
For sure. The obligatory breath holding must be what binds the contract!
@Shadowpaw_1618
@Shadowpaw_1618 15 күн бұрын
That's actually a pretty good idea, I will think of him like that from now on
@VueiyVisarelli
@VueiyVisarelli 13 күн бұрын
But you can't remain in his presence too long or his presence begins to overwhelm you. Those with eyes to see immediately recognize him as the fearsome creature he is, which is why the jogger screamed: she _knew_ him.
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 13 күн бұрын
in order to summon him, you have to collect mushrooms and create a fairy ring, and then he will appear and offer you wisdom.
@k79a23
@k79a23 15 күн бұрын
Thanks for uploading Danny, I will watch a minute or two of this video every day so I won't run out of content to watch
@srinandanpillutla2620
@srinandanpillutla2620 2 күн бұрын
bro i got an ad just before he said breathe out, and it was an unskippable 15 sec long ad. is danny tryna kill us with his ad placement?
@lilianawesslwoski1591
@lilianawesslwoski1591 16 күн бұрын
LMAOOOO " this has got to be the final form of a baseball hat " also why is he a yassified vampire im deaddddddd
@lukasspookas7226
@lukasspookas7226 15 күн бұрын
implying vampires aren’t just yassified corpses 😂
@NotOnLand
@NotOnLand 16 күн бұрын
Between his eyes, face, voice, mannerisms, and clothes I'm convinced this man is an alien. He might not even need to breathe, that's why his in/out is so far apart
@TheOceanBearer
@TheOceanBearer 14 күн бұрын
Exactly. Also, I would upvote this, but it is already at a perfect number and I don't wanna ruin it.
@syrineeuhh-5975
@syrineeuhh-5975 12 күн бұрын
@@TheOceanBearer upvote? Hahahaha ur too much on reddit bro
@Q33Rwitch
@Q33Rwitch 16 күн бұрын
I have a theory: he’s a gorgon and his eyes turned that lady into stone. He isn’t turning us into stone bc like how Perseus was able to look at Medusa in a reflection, we’re looking at him through a screen.
@knaye-hz7od
@knaye-hz7od 6 күн бұрын
Ive been following this dude for years. Its comedy.
@bashbashfulsson4540
@bashbashfulsson4540 16 күн бұрын
The only way to be energetically aligned with William Knight is to be struck by lightning. I'm 95% sure I mean this as a compliment.
@rose-mxry
@rose-mxry 16 күн бұрын
and the other 5%?
@WinterGamesYT
@WinterGamesYT 16 күн бұрын
5:30 the raw, undiluted energy of this man is too much for a human to survive direct contact. That's why he always films in the forest
@thecringequeen31
@thecringequeen31 16 күн бұрын
Omg, you’re a trans women and bi?! Just like me fr
@WinterGamesYT
@WinterGamesYT 16 күн бұрын
@@thecringequeen31 hehe ye :3
@thecringequeen31
@thecringequeen31 14 күн бұрын
@@WinterGamesYT :3
@meowzfever
@meowzfever 14 күн бұрын
nobodys gonna get this reference but literally elijah from camp here & there
@cowabummer5687
@cowabummer5687 8 күн бұрын
@@meowzfevercamp here and there reference in 2024!?
@TheBrickSquad11
@TheBrickSquad11 14 күн бұрын
0:10 i was not ready for Ronny Gonzalez
@ana.cronismo
@ana.cronismo 14 күн бұрын
12:58 soo funny to watch danny trying to say feijoada, a little Brazilian reference its always refreshing
@ekmt73
@ekmt73 16 күн бұрын
i respect that he wakes up every morning and chooses to don the attire of a vampiric mountie
@_geno_
@_geno_ 16 күн бұрын
5:53 I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT CLIP THE GUY WITH THE RED HAIR SEEMS SO SWEET IM LOSING MY MIND
@jessicaahhhhh
@jessicaahhhhh 16 күн бұрын
I feel sorry for him 😢
@melissa0313
@melissa0313 16 күн бұрын
i go and watch it at least twice a week, it’s one of my fav videos of all time 😭💀💀 the way he just smiles like he’s used to people being frightened by him ✋😭 it’s so funnyyyy
@darrelmcanacan5014
@darrelmcanacan5014 14 күн бұрын
the fact that the “breathe in” part of his videos is probably so you’ll feel the need to keep watching until he says “breathe out” again is a pretty smart move on williams end. i commend him for it 😌
@mollusckscramp4124
@mollusckscramp4124 13 күн бұрын
"The brim reaper" assassinated me. Laughed so hard I think I actually hurt myself... got a weird wheeze in my chest now ouch
@kaylal1410
@kaylal1410 16 күн бұрын
“yes fox szn” we say in unison”
@skycookie2281
@skycookie2281 16 күн бұрын
Isn’t this a Danny video? How’d you get fox szn and Danny mixed up 💀
@amigo8181
@amigo8181 16 күн бұрын
who is that guy
@spectrophobic
@spectrophobic 16 күн бұрын
​@@skycookie2281 cant tell if ur bein serious or not
@spectrophobic
@spectrophobic 16 күн бұрын
​@@amigo8181its danny
@florencehg2012
@florencehg2012 16 күн бұрын
​@@skycookie2281fr how dumb do you have to be to think they look alike like at all 🙄🙄 /j
@casrrole
@casrrole 16 күн бұрын
Danny breathing in and holding his breath is so relatable bc I used to do that anytime a character had to hold their breath in a movie to see if I would’ve survived
@AdhithySaasha
@AdhithySaasha 16 күн бұрын
OMG ME TOO I WOULD ALMOST DIE
@kindauncool
@kindauncool 16 күн бұрын
+@@AdhithySaasha L weak lungs pilled, time to breathmaxx brother
@ieatyou3752
@ieatyou3752 16 күн бұрын
@@kindauncool LMAO HAHAHAHA
@gabzwithazed
@gabzwithazed 16 күн бұрын
SAME ME TOO LOL
@casrrole
@casrrole 16 күн бұрын
@@kindauncool breathmaxx 😭
@lowellp4603
@lowellp4603 6 күн бұрын
danny in the thumbnail bouta hit the domain expansion
@kimthesim4978
@kimthesim4978 16 күн бұрын
that clip of the woman screaming at him has been memed to death, I was already laughing when I saw him on the thumbnail lol.
@Rose-yt5hi
@Rose-yt5hi 16 күн бұрын
Okay, but can we talk about how he said, "inherit a fortune" as if that's something we can just choose to do for ourselves?
@Kveldred
@Kveldred 16 күн бұрын
HE didn't say that man the CHINESE said that to HIM he's just passing along inscrutable Chinese shît 💡
@djungelskog132
@djungelskog132 15 күн бұрын
@@Kveldred"the Chinese"
@skipskylark9525
@skipskylark9525 15 күн бұрын
it's a proverb! they are not meant to be literal or accurate.
@Kveldred
@Kveldred 15 күн бұрын
@@djungelskog132 listen if my man William said he got some Chinese wisdom then as far as we're concerned that shit is str8 from Confucius
@voidcat1285
@voidcat1285 9 күн бұрын
6:35 “I either need to get away or I need to get the fuck away” -Danny in the off brand Up video
@miilllyyyy6093
@miilllyyyy6093 15 күн бұрын
An ad started as I was holding my breath 😭 almost died. Thanks for the great video Danny
@Sucubi_eyecandy._sys
@Sucubi_eyecandy._sys 16 күн бұрын
1:40 he looks like a goth park ranger
@luvieulala
@luvieulala 14 күн бұрын
no you’re so right!
@Thebritcoll
@Thebritcoll 16 күн бұрын
Dude that ladies scream was the funniest thing I’ve heard in years.
@matiquartz
@matiquartz 16 күн бұрын
I could have sworn u made a video about this guy already
@saffron5922
@saffron5922 16 күн бұрын
The silver hair is giving grandaddy gonzalez and it’s incredible
@C4ndy_add1ctXD
@C4ndy_add1ctXD 16 күн бұрын
I think it's giving vampire Gonzalez
@toadstooool
@toadstooool 16 күн бұрын
I literally jumped for joy and yelled, "yippee!!" at this post
@falcon186
@falcon186 16 күн бұрын
LMAO HUH
@silly.yayaya
@silly.yayaya 16 күн бұрын
so real tho
@scubismyfavoriteword
@scubismyfavoriteword 16 күн бұрын
yippeeee
@ari1758
@ari1758 16 күн бұрын
same!! i love william 😭😭
@tamberverse
@tamberverse 16 күн бұрын
relatable
@cannonwilson5990
@cannonwilson5990 16 күн бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time Danny has said "fight or flight" wrong in a video I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but its weird that it happened twice.
@koiifsh
@koiifsh 16 күн бұрын
it's his only weakness
@skyhideaway
@skyhideaway 16 күн бұрын
“flight or flight” or “flight or fright”. choose your player.
@clairecornett6936
@clairecornett6936 8 күн бұрын
he simply cannot imagine himself having a fight response to anything
@jujucc8154
@jujucc8154 8 күн бұрын
Danny trying to pronounce Feijoada killed me
@nicodiangelo1515
@nicodiangelo1515 16 күн бұрын
I love your videos, man. They're so funny 😭
@colette2529
@colette2529 16 күн бұрын
William actually seems like a really chill guy and I think his fits are fire. I support his mission to eerily mesmerize us into positivity :-) Also I would love to see like a high fashion photoshoot with him and Danny highlighting both of their intense eye colors haha (edit: hmmm not sure how I feel about the conspiracies and the death claim, but, to be fair, i'm pretty sure if danny found that edited DBZ funeral meme with his face, him commenting 'sad that guy died, he was kind of funny' is pretty plausible)
@ursidae97
@ursidae97 16 күн бұрын
You know what that's valid
@youknow3881
@youknow3881 16 күн бұрын
I'd engage with William's channel any day, if I had to pick a tiktoker to follow it'd be this goddamn beautiful man.
@nibscribs
@nibscribs 16 күн бұрын
The death thing could not be more obviously a bit. Danny’s right about critical thinking skills lol
@Ilivedbih
@Ilivedbih 16 күн бұрын
I love William 💙💙
@Kira-kun_89
@Kira-kun_89 16 күн бұрын
No sparkling water and no greeting? Sad day for Gregs
@williamferguson8543
@williamferguson8543 16 күн бұрын
I’m drinking a Lacroix anyway. I am truly Greg.
@onlyone8331
@onlyone8331 16 күн бұрын
:(
@Redbikemaster
@Redbikemaster 16 күн бұрын
I'm drinking a sparkling Dr Pepper
@ashleyb3527
@ashleyb3527 16 күн бұрын
The transition from infield to outfield to forrest when you were talking about him being on the Yankees was cool. I really like your editor
@AVENA_SATIVA
@AVENA_SATIVA 16 күн бұрын
LOL the jogger this made my day. My 11 year old daughter named Greg just left for a 4 day band field trip- i'm definitely sending her this clip for the bus ride. She loves her Danny G!
@jocelynecupcake
@jocelynecupcake 16 күн бұрын
I think this guy's aesthetic is mostly DIY gothic vampire outfits
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