Faking Public Freakouts For Clout

[@lind_sorri]

It's kinda impressive that Laura was able to give birth to a baby and new merch together, congratulations to her

[@sqoomsh]

Kleines97 child labor dude Danny knows the practices

[@PARADOXzss]

@lindarezende7725 Hey, I know this is unrelated but what is that character in your profile picture? I really like it.

[@lind_sorri]

@@PARADOXzss Thank you! It's an vocaloid called vFlower

[@PARADOXzss]

@@lind_sorri Ahhh Thanks for telling me!!!

[@starlightriri]

​@@lind_sorriw pfp buddy

[@lyric2go]

Danny including himself in the phrase "us kids" when he's literally a father is the most Zillennial thing I've seen all day

[@agus-wd6gr]

zellennial? i think he is a millenial not a gen z

[@kyleag86]

@@agus-wd6grhe’s at the cusp, he made a whole video about it

[@darth_kal-el]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@agus-wd6grzilliennial is not Gen Z. A zilliennial is someone who is too young to be a considered millennial and too old to be considered Gen Z. They are born in between those generations. Typically considered typically considered to be those born between 1995 and 2000. They are a micro generation. The same way Xennials are a micro generation being too young to be Gen X and too old to be a millennial. Typical defined as someone born between 77 and 84. The name given to Gen Z is Zoomers. Not zillenials.

[@agus-wd6gr]

@@darth_kal-el ohhh, thankss

[@Catcandoit352]

I love zillenials

[@Chezzo-el-cheese]

CONGRATULATIONS DANNY!!! We're all really happy for you, the baby will be the most tactical baby owned by the most tactical dad

[@Random-sk6hm]

Thanks!

[@CJSoria]

“owned” by the most tactical dad

[@sambibambi5409]

@@CJSoria gg

[@xxdrippinghaloxx1712]

@@CJSoriayes. Babies are objects you can carry around (optional)

[@cheena4273]

with the most tactical gear

[@Slacker420]

I’m glad your baby has been faking public freak outs for clout! Thats a huge step in parenting and I’m glad you are properly dealing with it

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

His baby is also fighting elders

[@fermentedoj315]

​@@berhonkusbardledoo you've heard of beatboxing puppy, you've heard of breakdancing dad, now get ready for: kickboxing baby, only a few months old and already beating up the elderly, I'm so proud

[@rathole36]

​@@fermentedoj315 this is my favorite comment ever

[@Frieswarofficial]

Danny is truly a great mother!

[@maxwashere.]

i am SO glad you talked about this! my dad watches these stupid things all the time and gets legitimately angry when we try to tell him they aren’t real. these creators take an issue that has been overblown by ragebait “news” sites and attempt to confirm the existence or prevalence of whatever that issue is in the mind of the viewer. it’s absolutely disgusting that this is a viable career path. even more disgusting is how hard tiktok pushes these videos in the algorithm. especially the fake cop/arrest videos. those enter genuine misinformation territory and i hate how influential these videos have become.

[@EmperorCorneliusIV]

feeback loop of * News says [x] thing is happening when it is not * Instagram, YT Shorts, and Tiktok make fake shorts based off fake issue * News, Talk Shows, etc use the shorts as evidence * Repeat 💀💀💀💀💀

[@RioRav]

Tiktok pushes whatever you engage with though, mines is all art and the gays 😅

[@maxwashere.]

@@RioRav which is how these echo chambers get created

[@vitormelomedeiros]

​@@maxwashere. if you think LGBT spaces are echo chambers, you've never been to one, we don't seem to agree about anything 😂

[@herb_rolls]

a lot of people also specifically villianize women because they know men will leave awful comments and increase engagement. i literally saw a dj duo do 10 different videos where they had an actress pretend to hate their music on the first date, or pretend to be annoyed with them. every single comment section was filled with awful comments about her and women in general, not appreciating men or being stick-in-the-muds (not even Karens, like these actresses would just be looking off to the side and the text on screen would be like "i can't believe he played his music on the first date").

[@sarahnoel666]

I love how Danny is constantly teaching people to use critical thinking

[@mainacc7624]

It's youtubers like him that litterally raised me to become who I am today I'm so glad I was taught critical thinking over the internet especially considering how dangerous blind belief can be BECAUSE of the internet

[@ItsSnoozeeJB]

i am in your walls

[@cacerolaquemada9692]

@@ItsSnoozeeJBI am in your mom

[@very_muscular_rat]

Tactical thinking

[@Mica_Macchiato]

@@cacerolaquemada9692👀

[@The_Ace227]

CONGRATULATIONS DANNY!!! All the Gregs are all happy for you

[@mrziiz6893]

I heard that even the Craigs are!

[@AkitoIsHot]

​@@Wh0gaminyes

[@heyguy-]

Greg is a family never forget

[@misstra_knowitall]

yes !!

[@JacksonMardis-zt2dr]

i'm not

[@UvThe1st]

The brain surgeon has a good point. Tipping shouldn't be necessary because people should be paid enough to survive in the first place.

[@TrueEnergizerBunnies]

Tipping is supposed to be a bonus for a job well done

[@denjidenji9162]

​@MrDjBigZ which is fucked honestly, i live in what's basically a third world country and even here you dont NEED to tip people so they survive. The US should be better than that

[@jimmyredd]

@@denjidenji9162 That's honestly a great idea. The US should deport people who can't manage to support themselves to third world countries.

[@kaemincha]

im fairly convinced the person was making an argument for them solely to not get tipped, not to be paid more lol altho the point still stands!

[@gabywasaby7049]

As far as I know, if you don't make enough money from tips the boss has to pay you the minimum wage at least, so I still think that it's very manipulative to make the costumer "guilty" for your salary, I still have no money, you should pay me then

[@felixgrayrussell]

obsessed with the woman saying, "are you kidding me?!" and the delivery driver just repeating it. "no, are YOU kidding ME"

[@bigdawg2004]

Great idea felixgrayrussel

[@LDAR]

@@bigdawg2004 You're not that silly

[@chemplay866]

He's not even a little silly@@LDAR

[@lowercasemel]

​@@chemplay866you people are so mean. That is the silliest guy I've ever seen

[@chemplay866]

nuh uh@@lowercasemel

[@Spacey-art18]

Congratulations Danny you’re going to be such a tactical dad!

[@ashleysbored6710]

the most tactical of dads

[@Arikh24]

Military grade Danny

[@pettyunhinged]

tactical stroller

[@Finch912]

Tactical father He’s Matt black and has a keychain

[@Bdkdklllvv]

Did he keep the stroller?

[@Mars-jc5gi]

i'm so happy content creators are calling out these fake videos. they genuinely piss me off especially the ones related to queer people "freak outs" or when it involves race. it's just propaganda and they EAT THAT SHIT UP .

[@MoSherriCharlaSmith]

No, gay people and POC receive very real, very unnecessary hate every single day.

[@Hoshino_Channel]

sadly people are just very gullible

[@unknowntheory_01]

​fr. Especially if the videos confirm their biases. The become happy to buy into it

[@callmehotnotpretty1]

Exactly, videos like these just make queer and poc lives harder for no reason other than clout :///

[@haroldharold9042]

don’t forget misogyny

[@stsddsod]

The fact that Danny just had a baby shows that he never fails to deliver.

[@TheFallenAngel1212]

That sounds like he's the one that gave birth

[@milkyuuuu]

​@@TheFallenAngel1212 he did😊

[@thepotatolord3052]

@@TheFallenAngel1212because he was

[@argentumsound]

@@TheFallenAngel1212 WHOOOSH

[@Grap3Cat]

Never fails to deliver a tip

[@johnysharki5694]

Congratulations Danny, I am quite flabbergasted because i stopped watching you for about 4 years and now i come back and suddenly you are a father. Something about that makes me feel emotional as i literally grew up watching you. I am sure you and laura are going to be amazing parents for the little one!!

[@OGrandomunknownperson]

Making more humans is immoral as they will die

[@skie6282]

Man he just did it like any other super greg. He divided. He literally split in half and made a little baby boy, like Normal

[@screamsformemes]

Yeah from Vine to KZbin is how long ive been watching him! welcome back Greg

[@recordgames153]

He went from Danny Gonzalez to Daddy Gonzalez

[@spiritbx1337]

Wow, Danny didn't even look pregnant.

[@elliejones9872]

HELP ME I CANT

[@Stophanna]

@@elliejones9872it’s okay keep pushing

[@malorieeatsfloors]

​@elliejones9872 you got this! It's okay if a lil poo comes out

[@turtlebutter3198]

gregnant

[@nickgill1284]

He hid it so 😮

[@__Yikes]

Time Stamps: Start 0:00 End 15:09

[@petricore_gabby]

Thank you for this 🙏 life saver

[@12woodsteps]

Thank uuu

[@ymupaem]

i need the middle tho you’re useless.

[@ObeyLucifer]

THANKS FOR THE TIMESTAMPS!

[@sorry-357]

oh thanks! i couldnt find the beginning

[@MikoG2000]

My GF does extra work for tv and films but her agency offer all sorts of work. She's done a few jobs for these companies that specialise in public freakout videos. They turn up at the location with about 15 to 20 ideas, no script, and just ask the actors improv the whole thing. They'll release all the videos a week or two later and just see what sticks (most of them get called out for being fake and removed shortly after).

[@mariecarie1]

I’m old, so I don’t understand why people on TikTok make these videos. How are they making money? They aren’t sponsored, right? Is it really just for clout and that’s it? I don’t get it

[@btuttle8]

​​@@mariecarie1 Companies pay Tiktok to advertise their product (either between videos or in the shop) and then Tiktok uses some of that money to pay certain creators (you need a certain amount of followers to apply to earn money) The logic is that if there weren't creators on Tiktok that brought people in, there wouldn't be as many people to watch the ads, so they pay the creators to have more people see ads. (But yes, many people also do it just for attention)

[@y00ts]

they are trying to artifically create a viral "freakout" clip which goes viral on titkok if it looks real and then get millions of views/directed to their youtube im guessing for ad monetization@@mariecarie1

[@cake8807]

@grandmaLilithbro what..

[@mildlyconcerning]

@grandmaLilith what?

[@waddles2644]

I keep forgetting Danny isn’t 18 years old and eligible to be a dad

[@fishfoo]

i love how u said 'eligible' like he had to get dad certification or something

[@Okayyykian]

@@fishfooyou don’t know about the dad verification program? It’s critical and quite difficult to pass, but a requirement for all pre-dads. there’s even a course on making sure you don’t raise a baby with squishy bones. very interesting stuff!

[@satavic]

@@OkayyykianSQUISHY BONES?? THOSE ARE ESSENTIAL

[@marinaprzeko2415]

Same😂

[@connorbrown532]

So does he, my guy said "us kids" in the video

[@jamiekremer]

its so funny how in all these videos that are DEFINITELY 100% real, there always just happens to be a camera perfectly set up, with the people perfectly in frame at all times also congrats danny! love to see that youre taking time off to be a dad,

[@vlo4829]

There was a whole row of empty seats on the plane between the cameraperson and the "too big" tussle. Crazy coincidence

[@6thwilbury2331]

Exactly this. Whenever I see any kind of fake Karen/freakout video, or a clip of someone getting attacked, one of my first thoughts is "wait, why would someone know to start filming this moment in the first place??" If somenoe really wants to fake a video and make it look convincing, they should pick up the action midstream.

[@jamiekremer]

@@6thwilbury2331 exactly- AND THE PEOPLE GETTING MAD IN THE (completely real) VIDEOS NEVER LOOK AT THE CAMERA OR ACKNOWLEDGE IT- like it’s right in your face- how are you not going to notice that HAHAH

[@coldslaws]

I thought you were talking about Danny's vids at first 💀

[@billyford2262]

@@6thwilbury2331idk man everyone records constantly nowadays even when a argument just barely begins because they tryina catch something before it starts. Like all the actual real videos of natural disasters and footage caught of a car exploding or someone getting attacked or killed ALSO make you wonder how someone even caught it on camera or knew to record at that very moment before the thing happened and every single one of those videos have been confirmed real for over thirty years. Even back before smart phones or even cell phones period. Like in the 80’s and 90’s -someone had to have a giant camera on their shoulder and record at the right moment and still somehow caught something amazing by accident.

[@littlelarry7817]

congratulations danny for both the amazing baby and the merch

[@rlptp]

@@mayapapaya02of course, we hate children

[@The.Real.Strudl]

He sent you a baby?!

[@sillygtlol]

@@The.Real.Strudlhe sent me a baby with squishy bones

[@forklesticklespoons7887]

​@@sillygtlol the baby he sent me was defective 😔

[@alakegd]

@@sillygtlol he sent me squishy bones how the hell you got a baby with that order? 💀

[@Whatlander]

Why watch videos of fake arguments when I can just imagine one right as I'm about to fall asleep and get insomnia because I'm angry?

[@quollstar]

this is SO real

[@littleolme7877]

Congrats Danny, really happy for you and Laura, I am sure you will be a great dad, wishing you a lot of luck.

[@Ghost_Token]

Can’t believe he just gave birth!

[@SilverTundra_410]

He is even wearing a dad cap XD

[@Random-sk6hm]

Tysm we really appreciate it!

[@itzmehDevi]

CONGRATS DANNY! I bet the kid will have so much critical thinking!

[@The_White]

Here's hoping he doesn't get the Squishy bones! Would be terrible if his bones were squishy!

[@memoryl4n3]

I read the comments before watching the video and thought this was an inside joke to him being pregnant

[@itzmehDevi]

@@The_White yeah lol

[@itzmehDevi]

@@memoryl4n3 what do u mean? u r correct..Danny was Gregnant and gave birth to lil Danny!

[@ankiah75]

Have u stopped vaping.😅

[@discoverysmith1111]

This did in fact make me want to fight my elders! Congrats on the baby Danny, your going to be a great tactical dad!

[@Random-sk6hm]

I pushed my grandma into oncoming traffic after watching it

[@s1llykitti]

​@Random-sk6hm love it! ❤ love it! ❤ love it! ❤ love it! ❤️ love it! ❤️ love it!❤ love it!❤ love it!❤

[@patriciapeters7604]

​@@Random-sk6hmwhat a coinky dink! I did too! She's taking a nap now, i wonder when she'll wake up? Has your grandma woke up yet?

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@patriciapeters7604 She probably would've but luckily I turned off her life support machine cos it kept making an annoying beeping sound so now she can sleep peacefully

[@josip_anton_bilic]

is the baby named Greg? imagine yelling whats up Greg and in the background your kid runs to you: Whats up dad!

[@GippyHappy]

In my mind, I call it baby greg since he never tells us his name. It just feels right.

[@Heiseigojienjoyer]

Congrats for the baby Danny! Always happy to see a new Greg join your family!

[@Stan_The_M4n]

Congratulations Danny! We're all proud of you!!

[@idlegameplayer3756]

thank you ❤

[@Luvs2spwge-xu6rd]

@@idlegameplayer3756who r u?

[@idlegameplayer3756]

@@Luvs2spwge-xu6rd danny

[@Youtube.bro.okayyy]

@@Luvs2spwge-xu6rdwho r u?

[@Stan_The_M4n]

@@Luvs2spwge-xu6rd Danny secret account😱‼️⚠️

[@blobfishplaysroblox4086]

Danny is living his best life and we're all here for it

[@_emory]

The irony of getting fooled by these tiktoks and then typing out “this generation doesn’t know jack”

[@iantaggart3064]

I suppose it's better than ACTUALLY freaking out in public.

[@lilyxo6914]

Nahh, I feel like these videos are Incel bait. They always portray a certain trope to have a certain demographic buy into it and engage with the video bc of rage. It doesn’t help those of us who experience societal disadvantages

[@RULERZRE4CHF4N]

yeah lmao

[@elleofhearts8471]

idk. faking public outrage harms genuine public disputes by making people disbelieve more to all public outrage they see online. Some public freakouts are actually deserving of public attention and can open worthwhile dialogs. People faking events like that draws attention away from deserving situations and make people more jaded and cynical. Plus shit flows downstream. Those who are going to be hurt the most by the affect of fake outrage bait are the most vulnerable and least visible in society.

[@troodon1096]

@@elleofhearts8471 I already was jaded and cynical and real public outrage just makes me think they lack self control and rarely makes me sympathetic to their plight. The fact that people fake this for clicks and upvotes and fake internet points can't possibly make me more indifferent than I already was.

[@bug6296]

so good to hear the baby is healthy and doing well!! congratulations danny and laura

[@Random-sk6hm]

Thanks!

[@Livvylol42]

​@@Random-sk6hmare u Danny?

[@boyonline1]

@@Livvylol42im danny

[@tyudeongis]

@@boyonline1no I’M danny

[@JusticeGivenForm]

​@@boyonline1errmmm thats awkward because IM actually danny

[@George_vv]

They turned Reddit fake stories into TikTok fake stories!?!?

[@Random-sk6hm]

The conjunction is real

[@JBC352]

The most unsurprising yet still disappointing crossover on the internet 😅

[@tamedcreepr]

@@JBC352this made me chuckle

[@Theverylostsocks]

NO WAY 😱😱😱

[@KateCat420]

It's the natural progression of the internet

[@AmmarVanKorsha]

I love how Dhar Mann videos say "INSTANTLY REGRETS IT" even though in several of them, the regret isn't felt for many years.

[@DarkGob]

I dunno man, I always instantly regret watching a Dhar Mann video

[@lucystylinson-fanaccount]

CONGRATS DANNY!! You and Laura are gonna make amazing parents and I’m so glad the little Greg is doing well so far ❤

[@Random-sk6hm]

Tysm! I appreciate it!

[@beomgyuswife7138]

who are you? 😭 @@Random-sk6hm

[@oNeAdDiTiOnOnEsUbTrAcTiOn]

VAS HAPPNIIIIIIIIIINNNNN

[@lucystylinson-fanaccount]

@@oNeAdDiTiOnOnEsUbTrAcTiOn OI OIIIIII

[@oNeAdDiTiOnOnEsUbTrAcTiOn]

OK IDK IF IT WAS U WHO LIKED IT BUT WHEN I GOT THE NOTIFICATION IT SAID 28 MINUTES AGO

[@GioMarron]

Congratulations on the birth of your kid If you’ve not called him Greg, then not using your child for clout makes me question your commitment to the whole content creator thing 😁 All the best to all three of you

[@Random-sk6hm]

Haha thanks!

[@sunnydayzz0]

@@Random-sk6hm why did you say thanks?

[@AceToSpace]

@@sunnydayzz0 hah! Thanks!

[@amanitaaldaine]

@@AceToSpace haha thanks! 😄

[@Dusted-Luck]

@@amanitaaldaine Haha thanks!

[@OliviaWasHere5]

CONGRATS DANNY! WERE ALL SO PROUD OF YOU!!

[@ohmygoshitscole]

Except for me

[@ohmygoshitscole]

Bold of u to assume

[@YourFriendsHateYou101]

@@ohmygoshitscole u are real for that.

[@vampcaff]

i give it a month

[@ritx_.07]

@@vampcaffuntil what🤔

[@masque1659]

Congrats Danny, I’ve been a fan of yours since the vine days. And I myself have been a father for a little over a year now, you got this man, we’re all proud of you! Healthy wishes for the baby and the momma!

[@Cosmiccaturn]

That’s so sweet! I wish the best for you and your family :)

[@chmchn]

This is niiiice. You guys are both super dads! Keep it up

[@samaraisnt]

i j realized ur the first person to even mention laura n how having a baby can be really dangerous for a mom…lol shows how much people don’t care but i’m glad they’re all good.

[@no.8952]

@@samaraisntidk if that's deep😭 danny is the one we're watching so most of the comments are going to revolve around him. When he announced Laura was pregnant im pretty sure everyone was hoping for laura to be healthy and stuff in the comments.

[@kreauwu]

I think what's even crazier about these videos is that, from the perspective of a doordasher, the driver is actually somewhat in the wrong. You're able to see how much an order is before you take it. I can always tell when people who have never done food/grocery delivery gigs when they make/do/day stuff like what's in the videos. Also, I was wondering where you were! Congrats on the baby!!

[@MrKittyJohnes]

Trueee I do shipt and you get the tip through the app after deliveries are done, but that doesn’t mean you always get a tip 🤷🏻‍♀️ remember to track your miles!!

[@Death-999]

The driver is objectively in the wrong, there is no argument. A tip is optional, despite what danny delusionally thinks. If you accept a job you look at how much you are guaranteed to get for it, if it's not enough don't do it, don't assume a tip will be added on to make it worth while. It's that kind of thinking that we get legitimate videos of door dashers reacting negatively to not getting a tip, such as throwing their food or deliberately cooling it.

[@devingordon3597]

​@@Death-999It's also just not efficient for the doordasher to spitefully take that order back to the store over not getting a tip since the time they waste doing so could be time they could spend making money on another order.

[@Death-999]

@@devingordon3597 I know, but it's a fake video.

[@logemcdoge4620]

​@@Death-999fake vid driver is an actor

[@rudr4007]

as a person who comes from a country which doesn't have a tipping culture the first scenario is quite baffling lol kudos to all service workers tho

[@kovudiangelo7734]

In my country if you tip it's considered really really nice, especially because it's not mandatory. It means the service was so good you want to give money to the person, but since ain't nobody gonna have money to just give away, nobody tips 😅

[@cherryelle3835]

In our country we don't have tipping culture. But we only tip if the person is good working at our table.

[@redwiltshire1816]

Same In wales but we also make sure our labourers get the pay they deserve so tips aren’t really necessary

[@somewherenowhere676]

@@cherryelle3835 Then you do have a tipping culture?

[@peachtea6514]

I truly do wish it was like that over here in the US. But yeah workers whose income relies on tips make less than minimum wage over here. I remember when I was working as a host for a restaurant and made minimum wage, but I was paid more per hour by about double what the waitresses did. They of course made up for it with tips, but if a table didn’t tip it would directly result in loss of income for them. If these workers were paid properly tipping culture would stop being like this, so I hope it happens eventually.

[@coraknutson6478]

we missed you danny! congrats on your healthy little guy!

[@Random-sk6hm]

Ty!

[@Adangames717]

@@Random-sk6hmyour not Danny

[@Hellens.melons]

@@Adangames717how do we know for sure

[@Adangames717]

@@Hellens.melons cause in s comment it says keep your hair Danny

[@Allienyx3133]

tipping culture is so crazy to me. Where I live, restaurants (or small stores) will sometimes have tip jars next to the register with a goal written on it, like vacation etc. I never felt the pressure to tip, it's more of a token of kindness rather than a necessity.

[@hypercube8792]

Congrats Danny! I’m stealing “growing real good” when I have a kid and someone asks me how they’re doing. Right to the point.

[@amundbjrndahl9391]

Congratulations Danny. I have been a big fan of you for a while and I are really happy for you.

[@Random-sk6hm]

Thanks!

[@cha1560]

Thank you so much! Really appreciate your support ❤️

[@thevoid4158]

@@Random-sk6hm you are not danny gonzalez

[@mayanovak2497]

@@thevoid4158that’s Danny’s alt account

[@ArtsyPhalanges]

Congratulations Danny and Laura!! So happy for the both of you! 😁

[@immoreofateaperson]

I'm so glad danny and drew had a child

[@lucymiller925]

Underrated comment lmao

[@T_Lewis]

Plot twist: It's Logan Pail's baby.

[@immoreofateaperson]

@@T_Lewis :O

[@toebrother]

@@T_Lewis I KNEW it!

[@KittyBroccoli]

NOOOOO

[@butteredlampshade]

congratulations danny!!!! the gregs are with you. also babies literally have squishy bones

[@sophiasiphone]

butteredlampshade

[@ellienoel8357]

So true tho

[@highqualitywritinginstrument]

"It is true that baby bones are squishy 👍" - fact approver

[@ohmygoshitscole]

Be aware I am not with you

[@parkerknight8738]

@@ohmygoshitscole good

[@thejoshrowe]

Congratulations Big D! You got the makings of a great dad. Sending love to you and your family.

[@gracefil]

big d is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Random-sk6hm]

Haha thanks!

[@human6293]

It’s obvious you’re not Danny 💀

[@the93rdturd21]

big d? 🤨🤨🤨

[@d0llheart]

big D😭😭😭

[@erel7]

damn America's tip system is horrendous. just pay your workers.

[@jasminv8653]

Fr it will never stop sounding abysmal

[@Vxextaow]

Why would they do that? When they can ignore it all and keep all of their big bucks and probably waste it

[@cyjanek7818]

Exactly, crazy to hear even "more reasonable" people defend tipping system when it's designed to disadvantage workers and make them fight with people who probably earn just as much

[@pap-fr]

​@@cyjanek7818doordash earns $2 the entire delivery unless someone tips. They are not making "just as much" as literally anyone. That's like over $5 below minimum wage.

[@16bitRonald]

Dannys reasoning that you don’t need to tip a doctor but you do need to tip a driver is absolutely insane. Why are you subsiding a company that decides to pay its employees an unliveable wage? Where’s the threshold? Why don’t you tip a cashier at the supermarket? Just refuse tipping altogether and make the companies pay what they need to be profitable? You’re literally subsidising capitalism, do you realise how bat sh*t that is?

[@breindigob]

Congrats to you two for the baby!! Also, I used to be a pro tipper, and I def tip when I can, but I do wish we would all get angry at the companies that refuse to pay their workers fairly and passing that responsibilibity on the customer instead of the customer who just needs a service and shouldnt HAVE to tip in order to "deserve" the thing they already paid for. It also puts customers who like to have power over others in a place where they can be cruel about not tipping.

[@mythos2490]

Congratulations to Danny and Laura for their baby! I’m glad you took the time to just be with your wife and kid. And congratulations on using the announcement to also plug your merch immediately after, glad that the kid will see where they get all their toys from.

[@OilRig-1]

congratulations on your gregnancy danny! youve come so far to become the perfect robotic, tactial, musical, radio rebel, mermaid, princess father

[@bradentheman1373]

don’t forget with his lemonade mouth!

[@lynax6980]

what about vampire dad?

[@magicman6908]

serial killer vampire mob boss dad. and also he is a hologram.

[@eriksteverman]

CONGRATULATIONS DANNY!!!! WERE ALL SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!❤❤❤❤

[@pettyunhinged]

YESS

[@Ghs6]

Hope those squishy bones get better

[@alioh7615]

Please don't speak for me

[@connoc5078]

5:30 "They're mandatory when people don't make enough money to support themselves without tips" Execpt for fast food workers, supermarket cashiers, etc who people see as less deserving of tips than servers and complain when businesses push tips for even though servers make far more money even without tips.

[@yssup2]

where do u live bcs where I live a server makes about 6 dollars an hour, and a fast food employee makes 13 dollars an hour. There’s a clear difference in pay

[@connoc5078]

@@yssup2 You don't live in the US, then. In this US, in every single state, employers are required to ensure that servers make at least the higher between federal and state minimum wage, with many states mandating higher minimum pay in the region of $11-15 minmum. If a server makes no money at all in tips, then the employer is legally required to pay the server all of their minimum wage. And if the server does make tips but still less than the minimum, the employer still has to pay the difference. This is the law in every single state in the United States.

[@ainruff]

​@@connoc5078first of all you're wrong about how much minimum wage is it's $11 to $15 is true in most States but not all like Oklahoma is 7:25 it's arguably harder to be a server than a cashier yes I do think that cashiers deserve to like live off of their money but being a cashier or fast food worker is also a different kind of job than being a server whenever your server then you're serving people you're on your feet all the time and you're waiting on people and making sure that they're happy by checking on them often making sure to refill their drinks being super nice making sure the food's good if the food isn't good then taking it back to the kitchen and probably getting yelled at there are a lot of factors that go into being a server that don't go into being other things and so it makes sense to tip your server but especially whenever the only time they make did they make more than minimum wage is if you tip and so you should tips and they get more than minimum wage cuz minimum wage is hard to live off of

[@athelstaneofconingsburgh]

It's so weird seeing Danny talk about having a child because he himself always looks 16 years old lol

[@andrewrealbuto7710]

fr i thought he was 16

[@volatiletimes7116]

Do you know what a sixteen year old looks like?

[@andrewrealbuto7710]

as a high schooler I can confirm Danny looks 16

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

@@volatiletimes7116yes it looks like Danny

[@troodon1096]

I guess he looks young for his age but you do realize he's almost 30 right? I don't think he looks like a teenager but he looks young enough to be an actor playing a teenager (I just realized people who haven't actually seen teenagers much but watch a lot of movies and TV with characters that are supposed to be teenagers, probably think this is what teenagers look like.) The older I get the younger teenagers look, what's up with that?

[@Andstroi]

CONGRATS DANNY!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you and Laura are doing well :)

[@aceruswax]

congrats on the baby, Danny!!!! you'll be an amazing dad!!

[@alisonpurgatory85]

How do you know that? You watch him on KZbin, you don’t know him personally I’m genuinely not trying to be a dick so I’m sorry if this comes off rude, I love Danny’s videos and have been watching them for a while but I have no idea what he’s like outside of his online content and neither does anyone who’s only in the audience. Of course I hope he’ll be an amazing dad but I could never just state that he will be

[@lemer2935]

​@alisonpurgatory85 alright buddy your reading to much into it. It's a saying people say to new parents

[@aceruswax]

@@alisonpurgatory85 dude I'm lit js being supportive. It's a normal thing to day to new parents. Your looking to deep into it...? You're weird.

[@josiea.3855]

@alisonpurgatory85 it's not that serious bro 💀

[@RayLaxen]

Congrats Danny you're gonna be the perfect dad! your son is gonna have so much fun hanging out with ya! wish you all the best

[@corrinnesnyder]

congrats danny & laura, i’m so happy you guys and baby greg are all healthy and doing well!!! 🩵🩵🩵

[@johnysharki5694]

​@@Random-sk6hmbro this is kinda cringe we can see you commented over 100 times on this channel. Also Danny is not british💀💀

[@satavic]

@@johnysharki5694no fun allowed

[@RiverWychulis]

Congrats Danny. He seems like he should be fit to fight his elders while wearing his dads merch

[@RiverWychulis]

WHAT THE SHIT I JUST CHECKED THIS AND I HAVE 565 LIKE WTFFFFF dam ok :/

[@evay_U2]

Can't believe that my entire childhood I used to hear about "American dream" and "USA being absolutely the best" and then learned that there are some job fields in the US when you survive only from tips. It baffles my mind.

[@_g0r3c0r3]

rhe fact that Danny does all this even tho hes watching the vids for the first time and without a script or anything.. hes really really quick witted and has a so special sense of humor and a creative way of thinking.. he was born for this for sure

[@Grace-er9ep]

Bro went from Danny to Daddy and was super chill about it

[@iricandescence]

Didn't expect to see you again so soon! Congrats on your little one, I hope you guys are getting enough sleep. The first few months are really tough, but it gets better! Much love and light to your family 💛💚🩵

[@orxnge-juice]

So proud of you Danny your gonna be a great dad ❤❤❤

[@pettyunhinged]

true

[@FireExoHunter]

Youre*

[@Anna_96]

@@FireExoHunter*you’re

[@FireExoHunter]

@@Anna_96 thanks my bad

[@manboy4720]

now he has a successor to run the channel when danny is old and grey and his bones are all squishy.

[@louloudaki_]

congrats laura and danny! hope laura’s recovery is going well and that y’all have as smooth a time as possible raising the kid

[@Ratmanbetter]

Congratulations danny so happy for you and the tactical family

[@Random-sk6hm]

Tysm!

[@beasgroove]

CONGRATULATIONS DANNY!!!! all the gregs are very happy for you and laura!!! you deserved your break!! ❤️❤️

[@magdalenafernald1116]

Congrats Danny! It's so great to have you and your hilarious content back tho

[@rajneeshmeena6502]

Congratulations, Danny! It feels surreal to know a guy who looks like someone who can't drink legally in the US is a father and it's not a sad story, and I mean it as a compliment

[@doratheexplorerwillfindyou]

​@grandmaLilith he looks young. Thats the compliment.

[@shannonlecronier4895]

Congrats on the baby Danny :) I love how Dannys always trying to teach people just common sense and how to tell apart these fake shit from the real drama

[@davi6115]

Happy for you, Laura, and the baby!! I hope everything goes well for y’all 💗

[@Dvmor_]

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH!! WE’RE ALL SO HAPPY FOR YOU

[@corindolan1025]

It’s wild even seeing someone get into an argument about tips as a European

[@Kalpit147]

Same here as an Asian. I mean i will tip when i have extra money or when i am in a good mood. I paid for the delivery and i didn't cause you any extra trouble so who are you to demand a tip.

[@maddiesharpe7118]

“He’s growing really good” is such a new dad thing to say😭😂 SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS❤️

[@steelmuncher]

congrats danny !! glad the little guy and laura are doing good

[@terrell4944]

Congratulations Danny, you were my favorite KZbinr growing up so seeing you experience something so life changing and beautiful and being able to share it with ur supporters really warms my heart. Your child will be the best greg

[@louloudaki_]

i’m like 99% sure he wouldn’t name his kid greg but imagine how funny it would be if he did

[@josiahbaumgartner7643]

If Danny was your favorite KZbinr growing up then you are still growing up lol

[@terrell4944]

I’m 21 I started watching him at like 14

[@Corruptrattlesnakeking]

Danny always makes me laugh, he'll make some great dad jokes

[@thedanielcer]

6:34 Danny I’m sorry, you can’t say “us kids” anymore. You are a father now

[@ReaganDodge51166]

8:40 the ad cut to a Temu ad with the middle passenger actor advertising Temu. I just woke up, I can't handle this

[@sway1623]

Danny! It's so nice to see you back and doing well! :))

[@ZombieGravitation]

Wow. Watching an old video and hearing about the baby being born last September and now he's gonna be a year old in a month. Crazy how fast time flies. Congratulations once more danny 🎉

[@umyaya]

congrats danny! hope your baby grows up to be big and not have squishy bones! you're gonna be an amazing dad bc you raised my brother and then me and basically shaped my form of humor

[@solluh]

addicted to the way he says "goes anywhere" at 3:44

[@oliviakenny4731]

GϚs aynayware

[@malinicorrea9379]

i'm so happy everything's going well! what a happy little goofball family

[@BrodyBuildz]

They’re gonna have the silliest slimiest little slumber party 🎉🎉🧑🏿‍🌾

[@alpensoo6115]

​@@BrodyBuildzwhen you say slumber party all I can think of is the song😢

[@guyanomaly]

The baby is actually VERY serious. He got the recessive solemn gene.

[@vapidfreaknuts]

​@@alpensoo6115u mean the one by ashnikko? I love that song

[@_.-Midnight-._]

They can lets together bath!

[@sipsmoretea2241]

Danny? more like daddy edit: oml just realized how that sounds. I was referencing him being a father

[@milkyuuuu]

LMAO THE EDIT

[@slumbzz]

never forget

[@tatebullock7329]

so good to have you back! i’m so proud of you. keep spending time with your baby and wife! don’t feel pressured to come back full time or anything

[@parker25489]

I hope Laura is doing well as well! I know postpartum can be really hard. Best wishes to your beautiful family!! Congratulations!!

[@meagan8685]

Danny would know how to deal with the bigger passengers brawl due to his flight attendant training

[@Unknown_fl0wer]

2:51 I can already see the fanfics “Uber driver woman x Karen”

[@mikudayoooooo]

i kinda love that honestly like gatekeepingyuri. why fall for the manufactured ragebait designed to divide when u could just have them kiss

[@imclara]

She isn’t a Karen but I can imagine people making that hahah

[@SSukram_]

12:05 "I want to see people walking again for the first time ever"

[@thespicecorner]

We’re so happy for you Danny!! Congratulations to you and your family 🎉

[@Random-sk6hm]

Ty!

[@una9906]

congrats to you and laura!!! glad to hear that everyone’s healthy ♡

[@jinochka13]

I wouldn’t be surprised if in couple days Danny just like “YOU REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD A BABY?! ITS A PRANK LOOOSEERS “ also congratulations, I wish baby to be healthy, cool, handsome and rich 🥂

[@xiuql0]

congratulations primal danny! you , your wife and little primal deserve the best

[@kimberlyblackwell3324]

Congrats Danny!! We Gregs are happy to have you back.

[@RoCreates]

so proud of you king, well wishes to you and laura

[@chemicores]

first ones like “i didnt get paid right for my work so imma do MORE work to spite YOU”

[@gretalindens]

congrats again! so so happy to hear that the man of the house (the baby) is doing well. wishing both you and laura well 🩷

[@Annicamd]

Danny you had a baby the same week that I did! I know you didn’t say the day but you posted about it a few days after I came home from the hospital with my little guy! So happy for you guys for becoming parents! It’s an adventure for sure and I hope you guys are enjoying it ❤️

[@ayleejsjsk]

congratulations!!

[@aj32769]

Congratulations ☺️☺️

[@libbybollinger5901]

Congrats on the baby! Condolences for the squishy bones.

[@dangerfloofprincess]

Congratulations on your new addition. I wish nothing but the best for your family ❤