Cursed Sonic the Hedgehog Merchandise

[@Hurtle885hu8bu]

Honestly, that Sally shampoo bottle looks a lot better than any other Sally merchandise I’ve seen.

[@I-Beat-Raikous-in-my-basement]

Ikr, she might give me nightmares

[@pacmancdi]

We need jakks to make figures of the entire SatAM cast. It's been over 30 years.

[@Abioticbeing]

You have a very fun way of narrating things, I’m definitely going to be sticking around for a while!

[@TheShnizNite]

Aw what a compliment, thanks so much!

[@JomasterTheSecond]

6:45 Realtalk, I'm very tired of everyone sharing that photoshop around as if it was real.

[@TheShnizNite]

I'd be hard pressed to find anyone who genuinely believes the thing is real, which is why I pass it off as a joke in the video. Sometimes it's fun to just take a step back and laugh at the absurdity of "what if it was real" 😂

[@dirtydan9900]

The play by play one just has this certain charm about it that i love.

[@danifrunzescu9986]

same

[@TheShnizNite]

He is uh - very special 😂

[@toastedtoast275]

I agree

[@bydjstukes]

9:33 there's this bootleg dark sonic plush that looks surprisingly good and I want it so bad.

[@Sonicgamer719]

The knuckles one looks like a nightmare

[@samuelanimationsss5399]

Yea

[@tomicanimates]

Facts

[@tailsfanboy533]

Oh god yes

[@LannyArtist]

True

[@steelskullz2673]

It looks constipated

[@ИванГанев-к4н]

4:56;It looks the Sonic team got visible openings which are questionable

[@phorchybug3286]

0:27 OMG that's a really cute Nights! I want it!!!

[@TheShnizNite]

One of my fav items for sure!!

[@StudioBionic1]

The Knuckles... thing... looks like he has both diareah and constipation at the same time

[@doodlestrudel1991]

It's a Stretch Vac Man modified with Knuckles

[@M476]

bro, me and my friend laughed 10 minutes straight at these- especially the og “no bitches?” figurines or the crackhead mom having ass official plushie 💀

[@corruptedteka]

I actually really cannot tell what the "juvie" figures are called but i unironically find the Metal Sonic one quite cute ! It helps he doesnt have a mouth.

[@dramigo3024]

hella underrated channel, wish you the best of luck on this channel 🙏🙏

[@futurehero2704]

6:45 HOLY FUCKLES IT'S KNUCKLES

[@triplehearts914]

It was so cool to see some of your collection during this video! Also, I definitely agree with another comment, your narrating IS very fun. gonna subscribe c:

[@TheShnizNite]

That means so much, thanks a ton!

[@waterdominic134]

I don’t know why but he sounds like he could be a sonic character at some parts of this video

[@felixdacat4941]

He has that 4Kids dialect where SOMETIMES when they’re talking they EMPHASIZE certain words in each of their sentences that make it SOUND like they’re randomly shouting at RANDOM intervals within their sentences lol. With all seriousness Sega really should invite him to voice a new Sonic character he really does have that dialect reminiscent of how Sonic and friends often speak in their games and Sonic X

[@sonickreekgamer7625]

The play by play one is my new sleep paralysis demon. By the way, love the new editing style

[@TheShnizNite]

He's a nightmare come alive lol, thank you!

[@sonickreekgamer7625]

​@@TheShnizNite Couldn't have said it better myself😂

[@yokolama]

I actually like the Fun4All plushies, i feel like theyre kinda charming

[@TheMasterMoose]

5:05 TAILS IS SO CUTE 😭

[@paccyboy4]

6:05 i want that sonic plush

[@TheMasterMoose]

6:45 oh my god what the heck 😭😭😭 i can’t even express how I feel about this knuckles looks like he is in physical and mentally pain 💀

[@clairehislop5873]

Holy crud, that knuckles at 6:47. Don't think i'll be sleeping tonight 😳

[@Superyourboi]

1:46 mama

[@Fanana2984]

OK bro that sonic plus that looked really bad and his eyes were facing down Literally got me nightmares I had to sleep all day

[@leilaclarridge5807]

I'd unironically like have the Play By Play one because as bad as he is, it's in a hilarious, kind of adorable way.

[@TemperamentalCatLover]

0:16 song name?

[@bluemew123]

Unironically I find the ducks adorable and want the Shadow one, and tbh the Juvie(?) Shadow is doing it for me too

[@DrFazbear]

6:46 holy fuckles its knuckles

[@randomcommentog]

That Knuckles one is legendary

[@TheShnizNite]

Simply iconic

[@Arknol_Dofus]

2:41 Sonic the hedgehog meatball 💀

[@rankrodent2772]

The fun 4 all sonic actually looks really good, a lot like the Dreamcast sonic model (best sonic design btw)

[@gogothomasandcars8778]

Bro must be joking 💀

[@currybeans]

I have that kidrobot robo phunny plush you showed once. I like its charm and design, and i find it really cute.

[@Mr.Feather130]

I swear I’ve seen that inflatable knuckles doll somewhere like almost 10 years ago...

[@BashyMcBash]

Knuckles, who hurt you?

[@meganvinson4908]

Great work with your collection these years.

[@DaWinna2008]

Goated video. Keep up the awsome work!

[@MPK5442]

1:07 burst out in laughter coz of the guy in the left

[@pinkeatom28]

i like how in those shampoos sonic and kunkles are pretty game loyal...and then theres sally sticking out like a sore tumb (also why her and not tails?)

[@lilboydm64]

Those cursed Sonic products are a fever dream💀

[@im_.a-bear5996]

9:11 why does he look so cute 😭

[@ScubaBud]

This video was really good, shame I couldn’t make it to the premiere

[@kaydianclarke345]

Honestly even that product has nothing to do with the sonic series I kind really want that Sonic with a jetpack

[@GothiccRabbit]

The ducks are adorable! Wtf >:0

[@MikesCreativePalace]

Patmac’s succesor fr 😭😭 peak

[@PebbleBoyofficial]

The most cursed: Sonic’s Schoolhouse

[@mattjessup6360]

Alll that merchandise is so friend shaped I need it :)

[@OliviaEnderle-d1h]

May the cursed stuff is funny!

[@azimuddin1890]

(6:44) What figure is that? (7:21) Nostalgia!

[@Link-Hero-Of-Twilight]

missed opertunity to start the video with the sonic the hedgehog 2 theme instead of the wii shop theme

[@Enigma_toons]

I own some of them 6:13

[@tomicanimates]

I was here

[@stanleyanyiam3035]

Me too!

[@rosariosalvatore5736]

I have the playbyplay series 2 tails plush, love him as heck man

[@Tokyo_inVR]

Sonic cursed marchandise can't hurt you The Sonic cursed marchandise

[@FEL1NE_1]

Dude if you're reading this you're an amazing guy keep up the good work

[@TheShnizNite]

Thank you so much!!

[@FEL1NE_1]

Holy crap

[@bubbletea1985]

I spotted your Mighty the Armadillo plush in the intro! Did you get Ray to go along with him? I got Mighty pretty easily, but I had to go to like 5 stores to find Ray! Everywhere said they only got like 5 of him per shipment, sometimes even just 1? Maybe there was a problem with his production.

[@markenlean3396]

I own both Sonic build-a-bears.. only piece of the first movie's merch that I have

[@kaydianclarke345]

I don’t hate Funko pops

[@spiderzilla7o7]

I don’t think I’ve seen a bigger sonic fan. This is a feat. 0:14 0:53 wait wtf was that high sonic

[@metalkage]

sonic helicopter? tails is the obvious choice!

[@SonicFanGamerSpeedy]

Woah thats sooo cooool! I wish i could have everything you have

[@Thatonecraftysonicfan]

The knuckles one looks like a deformed uganda knuckles

[@SuperPonageThomas-x9u]

Knuckles looks constapated.

[@Lightininus]

6:50 i-is that shin knuckles?

[@MAJIINSO]

No, it's F*ckles. Search it in Sonic Oddities wiki.

[@SentientCloset]

4:47 (his world!)

[@GrianyBunch]

I have the Fun 4 All Knuckles and Sonic Duck and I am proud of owning them both😘

[@ozmond]

This came up in my recommended. You’re cool

[@daisytorres6979]

0:32 not many people know about this Well look at the views

[@Tezpo_Vr]

why get a 100000 dollar soap sonic when you can have the absolute unit known as play by play sonic

[@TheShnizNite]

Interestingly those plushes are getting quite expensive lately. Why people want to pay large sums of money for objectively bad products is beyond my mental grasp 😂

[@DisMe4real]

What were they thinking when they made the knuckles one 💀

[@Fanana2984]

Did you know that there’s a hyper sonic plush so when you make another video you can make it the most custom sonic plushy’s I will definitely like that video

[@DevinDevin58]

6:46 gives me the creeps💀

[@AizakkuAnalysis]

Honestly, I don't even find some of these cursed. I prefer the more unique items compared to Jak's very safe (but boring) figures. Yeah, they're accurate to the point I'm sure they're just the models of the characters from the games printed out. But a lot of these wilder stuff you just don't get too much of now. For instance, I like the tubz ducks. They're just cute and a novelty to own at least one character. It's just a duck bill plastered on Sonic's face, I can't be mad at that.

[@TheShnizNite]

It's always good to get some different designs, variety is the spice of life! Some designs i personally am not a fan of, but whatever floats your boat! Thanks for watching 😊

[@randomnessmaximum2612]

I have a really lanky long sonic plush And it has absolutely no stuffing in its head so it looks dead

[@VicFettOfficial]

Sally shampoo looks like a bootleg mascot

[@JaxRetroGamer]

1:59 i own the robotnik figure shown here also i own a few more robotnik figures

[@JaxRetroGamer]

Also despite these being from the UK, I DO NOT LIVE IN THE UK I LIVE IN THE USA JUST BOUGHT IT FROM EBAY FOR CHEAP

[@Ivan_super57]

Do you have a Sonic the duck collection?

[@CECbizpizza7767]

I own one of the sonic pillows from the 90s!

[@JeremyMorales-c7d]

6:48-WHAT HAPNENND TO HIM?

[@ivangaelt2718]

Wow!,that surely is quality control

[@TheShnizNite]

Some of these companies clearly haven't heard the phrase quality control lol

[@ivangaelt2718]

@@TheShnizNite yeah lol

[@lidijaperic3334]

I owne one sonic cup topper.

[@CoolJaystopmotions]

Any Sonic channel I love❤

[@curtoonstudios3809]

Knuckles, buddy did you get eat some bad sugar?

[@ИванГанев-к4н]

Тhe sonic ducks could at least look like are doggy seimming? and cound be on 4 feet or 2 feet

[@FEL1NE_1]

This video is funny AF

[@TheShnizNite]

Thank you for watching, glad you enjoyed!

[@teddywenceslao]

Do your most creepiest Mario ones

[@animationgirl3750]

I own the sonic the hedgehog duck i think it’s adorable

[@yaroslavgorbunov6824]

I would like to own duck eggman, i think he's very cute

[@shadoworglitchtrap]

I dont own any form the ones you talked abt but I do own some bootlegs which aren't rlly that bad so I guess no

[@Pebby-e]

The play by play sonic is on something

[@DisMe4real]

I have a cursed one it’s head is bigger than my whole hand

[@M.A.R.Z_316]

ill rather pick a pbp sonic plush more than a juvie

[@metaalboekee665]

I wanna own a play by play sonic to scare people with it

[@TeresaRamirez-q1v]

I have a Official Sonic and Shadow plush

[@theadventuresparticular9816]

I kind of like cursed knuckle toy

[@silvee3043]

After this video I NEED a cursed sonic and knuckels plush! Great video btw!

[@eldarodriguez443]

The ducks are WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW😊

[@Magolorrrrrrr]

I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOUR COLLECTION

[@Mations_of_Mali]

I own the build-a-bear and it lies down in my closet. IT SCARES ME

[@RaymondLushiku]

Everything scared me

[@SonicOrginsWacker2015]

I have 3 sonic funky pop plus he’s a fan of sonic 👇🏻. 👇🏻 if your good

[@Dreadduck]

8:41 I HAVE THAT

[@Iansoddesy]

I own tails from build a bear