Cursed Sonic The Hedgehog Products

[@PolygonDonut]

Claim your starter Pack including the very RARE Iceling Dragon + 15K Food + 30K Gold: dragoncity.onelink.me/DDHl/pd

[@MaxwellTheCat2020Spartan]

No :3 (im tired)

[@GeoChambo]

Early

[@averageidiot1612]

Nuh uh.

[@_Phiqx_]

Me no feel like it. :( Maybe timorriw :D

[@SMB_Fan2010]

Uh, no!

[@SailorMaxie]

Fun fact: The reason a lot of Sonic movie merch looks so cursed is because merchandisers were given the design sheets before the 2019 design overhaul. Because of this, most Sonic movie merch are actually based on the "ugly" Sonic from that first trailer, and instead of going back and redoing all the work, they released them as-is.

[@sonicfanboy3375]

This also proofs the ugly design was not a marketing stunt contrary to a popular theory

[@mrhalfsaid1389]

​@sonicfanboy3375 yeah, it was just a poor desicion that they were unsure on and then thought "holy sh♤t, how did we let this be the finalized design?" Corporations simply don't understand what is and isn't appealing, it's why they hire designers for their mascots

[@SuperPerry1000]

@@mrhalfsaid1389 And thank God they did. I genuinely think Tyson Hesse SAVED that first movie.

[@staceyatherton4804]

At least the sonic movie 2 & 3 merch are based of the good design

[@benmalsky9834]

The Build-A-Bear is a great example. The one they put out for the first movie is more like the old design, but the one they made for the second movie looks MUCH better.

[@literaldoorknob]

Plot twist: These videos are all a ploy to lead us into a spooky scary ARG which leads to the announcement of Cursed Polygon Donut Products releasing on March 15th

[@amar9094]

His name is not cursed polygon donut. His name is shape sandwich 🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪

[@retrospector04]

​@@amar9094definitely that's correct indeed

[@Smiley85884]

⁠@@amar9094nah dude his name is Liminal Lollipop

[@Green_Lobsta]

Can't wait to play 5 nights at Polygon's

[@Diamond_sleeps]

Bro no but imagen a poliganal breakfast sweet plushie tho ^_^

[@mothies2260]

Gabriel Ultrakill voicing in a POLYGON DONUT VIDEO?! we have reached peak cinema in this year.

[@Luna-Taxers]

I was surprised too! There is a website where you can email him for voice overs in his channel (thought you have to give him a dollar lol)

[@itsmeheplbot]

@@Luna-Taxerswhat’s it called?

[@glumbus-qe7zk]

this man is everywhere rn

[@REDHOTMILES]

Man? Itsn't she a girl?

[@sedemu]

when

[@angryisopod395]

the “i love inflating!” caught me off guard

[@GianniMatragrano]

thank u pongon i love yuo 💖

[@PolygonDonut]

SPARKLE ON ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[@Ozzbim]

@@PolygonDonutcheese pizza 🫥🫥🫥👹

[@KingShablooshki]

Sparkle on bitch its friday!

[@bbqreal]

I have seen you voice in so many things as of recent and it's honestly a jumpscare every time

[@Luna-Taxers]

It's the silly voice guy!! :DDD

[@qhairullahrusyaidy]

Finally, the counter part for cursed Mario products. Thank you, Polygonal Donut.

[@FelisGalactus]

Now it’s time for cursed Mario and Sonic products at the Olympic Games

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Next: Cursed Pokemon products

[@kosokumushi]

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815YES

[@Riverreeds9275]

what abt cursed Zelda themed products ☹️☹️

[@TomasGomezGoitia]

Cursed Crash Bandicoot Products???? Anyone?

[@jonesite]

12:24 I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE THAT PARENTS ALWAYS COME IN AT THE WORST TIMES😭😭

[@Themultimonsterpressure]

💀💀💀😭😭😭💀💀💀😭

[@AylinHildaRudyPriyatna]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@AnonAmyTheSilly]

i feel like at this point i need a cursed pac-man products video i need to see how companies with actual licenses screw up a literal ball with a slice cut out of it

[@ericpluss6154]

I'm from Russia myself, and to be honest, we have the most ugly products x) Some of them were simply called the BLUE HEDGEHOG And yes, you're right, a "Кот" is a cat)

[@volly9387]

мяу мяу котик 😺😺

[@GodzillaLegendary2014]

Oh

[@GodzillaLegendary2014]

You can just travel to another country and there is the oficinal

[@Leia4x]

I'mma Russian Venezuela

[@26й]

​@@GodzillaLegendary2014the problem is, 80% Russian people(including me) don't have enough money to afford travelling to other countries..

[@HonoredGlint]

4:20 The reason The merch for the first sonic movie looks kinda…bad is because it’s based off of the og movie design. The reason why. Is because merchandise for movies gets made early in production.

[@MrSpinaal]

I absolutely love your editing style (and also your nails look amazing).

[@aruce9]

Gianni being here rent free is unhinged. I am so glad that Gabriel ultrakill is here

[@Microwave-on-an-escalator]

“Maybe we can give him a chillidog? Everyone loves chillidogs.” “I don’t think he can eat solid food” “just put it in the blender” “if you say so-“ “THE CHILLIDOG NOT THE BABY.”

[@Cleotildevaldes]

6:44 ah yes sonics iconic line: *Starts speaking some FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE THAT NOBODY HAS EVER USED BEFORE*

[@roshwyinstaicoon2593]

"ALARM IS ON" I think...

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

20:05 When a Sonic fan dies and goes to heaven, this is the room they stay in.

[@wolfgangervin2582]

I assume hell is just CWCville.

[@karapienton7740]

15:47 I absolutely loved it when he said "I love inflating"😭

[@Popanimates]

deviantart

[@Solarsplash64]

Wait poly is a boy?

[@dinoguy3735]

​@@Solarsplash64 he uses any pronouns

[@Solarsplash64]

@@dinoguy3735 oki

[@cloudye]

​​@@Solarsplash64 Huh.. they were talking about Gianni.. though it should be obvious if you literally checked the timestamp..

[@AimB0tidk]

My favorite video game character… Sonic the extraordinarily cursed and malevolent hedgehog of twisted chaos, known for his terrifying ability to morph into any shape or creature imaginable, while effortlessly ripping off his own body parts like a deranged Lego figure, only to reassemble them with a sinister, unsettling ease

[@emildobre4442]

Your probably thinking of a different sonic

[@vamborr]

I guarantee that half those foods would not pass UK food laws

[@M0ldychez228]

IKR 3 eyed cat

[@spongebobfan78]

17:57 I mean, aside from being fast, him curling into a ball IS a big part of his identity.

[@Simonkeegan25]

BALLS

[@LittleBody_BigHeartXD]

@@Simonkeegan25I love sonics balls

[@heheheiamthethirdnatsukitten]

18:21 the egg shaker

[@jeb5348]

"HONEY PLEASE ITS OUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHD-" "BABE NOT NOW POLYGON DONUT JUST UPLOADED!"

[@Tofupoopoo]

Haha edit I liked your comment no its at 69

[@emmettrockettpockett]

🤫🤫

[@ShadowTheHedgehog-y6l]

Kid​@@emmettrockettpockett

[@taufikrigo]

Teen​@@ShadowTheHedgehog-y6l

[@Foxanoo]

Real

[@littlepleeth9423]

19:11 the delivery of “he eated bees” was so strange coming from mr donut

[@terezi_pyrope_real]

4:58 you: "hes so CUTEEE!!!🥳🤧🤧" also you: "ew why do he look like that💀"

[@TrixDEforklift]

Honestly now I'm just waiting for cursed Shrek or cursed minion products

[@_Vladimir_pudding_]

Sonic: I gotta go fast! Sawnik: I NEEEEED TO GO AT A SPEEEED

[@bestiekrew8105]

matt rose

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

SOCK TALS AMMI KNNGLESS BORKINCK

[@_Vladimir_pudding_]

​@@nicholaslienandjaja1815MATT ROSE FANS ASSEMBLE!!!!

[@emildobre4442]

ASEMBLE!

[@MaxwellTheCat2020Spartan]

The scrunkly has uploaded :D

[@uwaissumbrella]

fr :333

[@Noltied]

celebration time ^^

[@RobloxsRicardoChannel]

@@Noltiedreal

[@jpeg_katz]

Fr

[@Harroldtf]

Lets go :3

[@GhoulGirly-x6c]

“SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, soda can, 𝓢𝓵𝓾𝓭𝓽𝔂, puzzle, piggy bank”

[@Ablock905]

bro got gianni to voice act sonic for a line polygon truly does anything for the viewers

[@nojoke4182]

hello there my name is markiplier

[@heyguysCHEESECAKE]

hi mariker

[@nojoke4182]

@@heyguysCHEESECAKE hello my name is mariker

[@mateistoica2974]

and i am a fish

[@nojoke4182]

@@mateistoica2974 hello a fish

[@Sauci55on]

It seems as you have specific traits showing that you originated in the country of Portugal

[@ericandsimonorsomething]

5:54 im gonna say the n word sonic

[@Piru_Devil]

NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT TAILS!!!

[@matheuspires2462]

"You turned yourself black so you can say the N-word?"

[@Bread20349]

THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO SAYING THE N WORD

[@evil_marzz]

​@@Bread20349 HOW DO YOU KNOW?? HOW DO YOU KNOW!!!

[@MyrtoMakri-m2z]

TAILS NOOOOO

[@SnøwbirdMakesMusic]

Story about the sonic café, i very recently tried to surprise someone with a trip to the sonic cafe in Houston, and after I had called and confirmed their existence and everything we got there day of and the building was literally closed for renovations. I was so disappointed 😢

[@kaliyahwalker7873]

I would like to say that today I found a Sonic Popsicle PLUSHIE and it's Blue Raspberry scented. And yes. It's as derpy looking as it sounds. And I'm certain it's official because I got it at GAMESTOP.

[@KhakiCap]

Can't believe you got Gianni to voice some random Sonic product lines on the packages. That's so silly and cool!😮 (Sidenote: I'd play (american) football with that goofy looking amongus Sonic, so I can see him flying across the field and make him feel pain 😊)

[@ObjectMixel]

i was praying he would mention the fact angry birds was bought by sega

[@Awzan-ww8yy]

W H A T ? ? ?

[@ObjectMixel]

@@Awzan-ww8yy its true

[@Blocksydude]

am i the only one who thinks polygon donut doesnt have a house, they just live in that room, and when they go out its just an endless void of ballpits or something like that

[@orangetasersauz_]

Words cannot describe how long I've waited for polygon to make a cursed sonic proucts video based off of my fav blue hedgehog

[@LittleScythekick]

19:12 HE EATED BEES 😢

[@Green_Lobsta]

Or did the Bees Eated him???

[@Noiseisnumber1]

What a maniac

[@nightygamer11x]

Sonic fan (Me): When they (me) see a Sonic video from Polygon Donut: * Click click click click *

[@heitorsant1759]

You should've put (polygon donut) after polygon donut, I am so confused about which polygon donut were talkeng about,

[@nightygamer11x]

@@heitorsant1759 I was talking about Polygon donut, y'know? The one called Polygon Donut

[@heitorsant1759]

@@nightygamer11x not specifiec inough!!!

[@nightygamer11x]

@@heitorsant1759 Well Polygon Donut (Polygon Donut), you know who we're talking about now?

[@heitorsant1759]

@@nightygamer11x OHHHHHHHHhhhhh

[@JulEvva]

10:35 why do i like the ":(" sound so much lol

[@Tarokun874]

12:46 THE SOUND EFFECTS HELP-😭

[@Killerbuny06]

15:53 : I LOVE INFLATING!

[@ultrajasperworld]

Deviantart sonic:

[@danmilimo8045]

I love inflating

[@iganciodiaz7636]

WHY

[@Aulrickstudios]

LOL

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

11:19 Uhh- dollar fifty That got me lol

[@StrabeyfoxVR]

Yeah

[@eumesmo94]

3:48 a fun fact:this plush is oficial of sega,so this plush is the first oficial plush of sega

[@ThePoint.]

I love how pongon casually got gianni to voice a singular line :3

[@JesusMartinez-rr2ry]

As always, every time you upload, my serotonin levels go up to 100%. I especially focused my glance on your pretty nails, which are a nice shade of blue for the occasion of covering Sonic the Hedgehog products.

[@edex59]

Bro really listed both the polygon dragon (actually the dimensional dragon but close enough), and the donut dragon as some of his favourites like we weren’t gonna notice.

[@cornelius3093]

The sonic build a bear was so horrifying that I decided to order one off of eBay, it is truly weird looking because I bought it ONLY for 13$ dollars, a meal is more expensive than that, just sayin'.

[@DravenOConnor]

At 9:03 The Characters From Left To Right Are: Ring, Eggman, Knuckles, Sonic And Tails. You Can Thank Me Later🤗🤗🤗

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

I got it right yay

[@milcmilk]

i knew it!

[@PorcelainJoy]

This was such a fun vid! I love how you ”decorated” rooms with the items instead of just going thru a list. So cute! 😊

[@dinopuppetvideos123]

💀💀💀

[@jaylenbutler899]

17:12 bro looks like weird al

[@glitch_girl-_-3177]

Nah that’s strange la

[@QueerMinimumWageMurdocNiccals]

Peculiar Allan

[@sharkysharkshark]

@@glitch_girl-_-3177nahh that's "enigmatic ll"

[@Lumi.Lu09]

7:58 well, in knuckles chaotix and sonic mania there are blue rings that are called “hyper rings” in some monitors

[@C4llm3star]

Oh thank gosh they aren't actually made out of sonic.... Still doesn't excuse the infamous amount of food coloring-

[@shonkigummies]

YAEY IM EARLY!!!! my day is much better now

[@mothies2260]

any day is a fine one with the polygonal pastry.

[@Stuffyking2024]

@@mothies2260no amazing day

[@star_daph4]

X :D

[@guywithayt]

i love how you decorat a room every video its my favoret part

[@AuroraPhillips-kc5us]

5:20 my brother got this plush for his birthday and I thought it was cool,but in my mind I thought it was cursed looking but I did NOT want to say it.

[@Kanada_Editz]

1:57 W O N D E R H O Y .

[@SR_73]

I love how PolygonDonuts's room is just a bunch of random funny/cursed stuff. Now ofc the most important thing here is the cat :D

[@megansutton9699]

5:07 Pongon’s cute aggression kicked in

[@efpa7716]

Yaaay new Pongon Video :D also: 9:11 i got all of them right . o .

[@myboysnmeadventures137]

7:34 it sounds like something sonic would say very rarely in sonic cd

[@Nowheres_Channel]

8:26 Y'know what they say! All Toasters Toast Toast! Wait wrong franchise-

[@mushroomy9899]

7:28 HOLY SHIT ITS MY HUSBAND GABRIEL ULTRAKILL IM FOAMING ST THE MOUVHT THHHGHHGHTH

[@pinheadstar]

O_O

[@Taurussaether333]

AND SEBASTIAN FROM PRESSURE KFKFFKKRKRKRK

[@Dubledom]

​@@Taurussaether333ITS THE HOT FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GOBLIN_CATZ]

TJE FISHHH​@@Dubledom

[@Gigan1129]

@@Taurussaether333 and Mothman

[@josephmeluso2377]

16:38 MEMORY Unlocked I had a sliding puzzle mug growing up, but instead of Sonic theme, I think it was Winnie the Pooh themed.

[@abyssalnightmare551]

The voice acting jumpscared me and now I have to ask you to play Pressure

[@fluffcake]

Old 90s Sonic merch gives me like a little ray of happiness to me. It’s truly a lightning in a bottle.

[@henrystickminfan2]

17:55 because it's his main ability, curling into a ball.

[@Simonkeegan25]

BALLS

[@demmysticfirecat]

As someone who’s currently in a Sonic hyperfixation since the last week of June I approve

[@yeetus_the_short]

Ok I vote we make polygon donut his own core “polycore” or “donutcore”

[@noahpickett]

NO DOGON

[@yeetus_the_short]

@@noahpickett pongon :0

[@noahpickett]

@@yeetus_the_short :o

[@MasonRodriguez-l5n]

So real

[@pajammies.]

Lets gooooo!!! New polygon donut vid💥💥💥💥

[@femgirlmitikuz]

5:05 boil him

[@JolieG659]

@fizzyfrog784yum yum

[@RobertIsEpicGamer]

OIL HIM UP OH YEAH 😩😩😩😩😩😩🙁

[@femgirlmitikuz]

@@RobertIsEpicGamer ermmm what the freak??!!!!

[@femgirlmitikuz]

@fizzyfrog784 mmm yummy yummy sonic,s melted skin curry

[@natashacarrizosa3791]

Oh boy I’m a make some hedgehog stew today! Tails:what?

[@verificationnotdone]

i was laughing so hard and weird at this video my mom came in my room and was like "why r u making those weird noises"

[@wendyoostens7607]

Nnnnnnnnn

[@udeedahl]

YESSSSS HE FINALLY DID THESE TYPES OF VIDEOS AGAIN!!!!!! PLS MAKE MORE OF THESE!

[@frostybootz]

19:39 PolygonDonut is the type of KZbinr to make a video about unholy sonic merchandise; making it as a themed bedroom. And then suddenly making a sonic the hedgehog themed fortress.

[@Fancy_ManRoblox]

14:18 Sonic Speed Simulator: Am I a joke to you?

[@darkninjafirefox]

How did you find my bedroom?!

[@KenGarrettArellano]

Lol

[@mikefernz13]

Same! How

[@Loganclay-eo1pl]

9:04 1. Ring 2. Dr eggman 3. Knuckles 4. Sonic 5. Tails Did I get it right

[@ilikefans8392]

6:50 Mother, I require the S O N I C C Y L I N D E R

[@Aquelemegatherium]

6:37 why does he look like 2017X in here💀

[@AaronCarterOffical]

I've been waiting on this video for years 3:43 THOSE ALL THE PLUSHIES SONIC AND FRIENDS USED

[@Pawz09-y5k]

11:07 BILL CIPHER THIS U??? *sonic cipher* ✨

[@jamarthedancingdemon3961]

0:02 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

[@jamarthedancingdemon3961]

0:15 r-rewrite 0:16 😨

[@AcetheGoober]

holy shingles !!!

[@GodzillaFan45445]

@@jamarthedancingdemon3961let’s play a game

[@W.att.s0n]

holy Jangles 😰

[@Ur_Favorite_Bug]

holy bangles! 😨

[@MilesTails101]

The fact that these exist makes life worth living

[@Justme-kd9qy]

0:26 i love this peculiar looking sploosh squish effect I wanna eat it

[@lucyiscreepy]

To get it you have to use oecake

[@Cleotildevaldes]

15:52 "i love inflating

[@MyrtoMakri-m2z]

4:58 So adorable! I wanna buy one and cradle it like a baby

[@juanjocrespo9283]

*VIDEO IDEAS!!!:* - Cursed Angry Birds Products - Cursed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Products - Cursed M&M's Products - Cursed Shrek Products - Cursed Marvel Products - Cursed Pokémon Products - Cursed Simpsons Products

[@DeadHouseMouse]

15:00 Guys I hate to break it to you but, "eau de toilette" is literally just French for "toilet water"

[@Geraldandme]

Time to smell like toilet water!!! :D

[@SimonM6420]

Woah, what the FRICK (boing sfx)? XP This video was so funnysauce!!! Yayyy :333 (cat gif)

[@ArachnidsGrip15]

10:42 Bahama Bucks serves Sonic and Shadow Sno’s and you can also have a chance at winning a random Character spoon

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

That’s cool lol

[@alecboi777]

SONIC LUNCH ANN ARBOR MUSIC FESTIVAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@Shuichi6795]

0:49 my goofy childhood

[@memedood]

So, Msm

[@Weird0_Werdo]

@@memedoodMSM spotted in the wild

[@jan_Eten]

omþ shuichi saihara from ðe hit game drv3

[@Shuichi6795]

@@jan_Eten lol XD

[@Jacky_Kitty-man]

Your childhood? He said growing food. Are you by any chance an African who grew up as a slave in the 1800????

[@CB-L]

Such is the beauty of famous characters with long history. There are pretty much all kinds of weird, cursed stuff available - especially if you count knockoffs and bootlegs. Cripes, visual-wise the *_BLUE CURRY_* was the most gross, terrifying one.

[@ThatRandomGreenDude]

5:44 that voiceline is actually real. Its the talking sonic figure from the Sonic The Hedgehog 3 merchandise.

[@blehbleh-hr7oh]

5:54 TAILS WHAT ARE YOU DOING😟

[@omegaflowey9932]

Mud puddle

[@BluePikmin2001]

NAH, TAILS’ RACI-

[@DuncanDonutzRAWRXD]

I came here to feed my Sonic hyper fixation

[@BLAKEizC00L]

How HOW is was thinking of you doing a sonic themed video and you DID IT

[@MelleTehdude_lolzOSC]

Sponsor yap ends here 1:57

[@FISHEXE.R]

Thx

[@Nomorepolar]

10:24 Sanic curry!!

[@YayerSlayer2012]

3:46 i thought he was flipping me off

[@peteofthepeople]

these sonic popsicles look like sonic trying different types of drugs

[@kitifulnines]

you fool. You actually just designed my dream home. I'm already in preparation of living here as we speak. I lay atop my bed adorned with sonic the hedgehog sheets, 3 different sonic the hedgehog blankets, sonic the hedgehog pillows, and one sonic body pillow (NOT THAT KIND- this is just a standard body pillow with sonic knuckles and tails on it lol) accompanied by my hammock filled to the brim with various sonic plushies, official and off brand, from the sonic 2 build-a-bears for sonic knuckles and tails, to the very same sonic among us plush shown in this video. my closet is packed full of sonic the hedgehog shirts, as I myself wear a shadow the hedgehog shirt that says "piss" that I bought at this year's eggman revolution (that I attended with my sonic the hedgehog backpack and sonic the hedgehog lunchbox) with my sonic the hedgehog socks, eating my sonic the hedgehog waffles made with the sonic the hedgehog waffle iron, topped off with some coffee from my sonic the hedgehog coffee mug. many of these items were gifts from family and friends, but others were my own purchases, made with my sonic the hedgehog debit card. I am totally completely normal and neurotypical about all things sonic the hedgehog. p.s you forgot the goojitsu stretchy sonic toys. those things are HILARIOUS and look SO CURSED once the paint wears off. I would know. I have two. one of sonic, another of knuckles. knuckles is still pretty knew, so he's fine. sonic though...........