Cutaway Compilation Season 14 - Family Guy (Part 3)

Cutaway Compilation Season 14 - Family Guy (Part 3)
#familyguy #trynottolaugh #funny

[@jamessmith-gf2vk]

"Joe you need to take a class on small talk" "You're not gonna believe this I'm in one" I lost it😂

[@jordanmcc8629]

I’m sorry your son died on such a cloudy day

[@abhisahni7880]

It's literally so fuckin funny hahahaha 🤣

[@RUmlas]

It's sure is cloudy today. 🤣 The worst thing to talk about, that and "what do you do for a living?"

[@AndrewVaillant]

This is peak Joe no cap 😂😂😭😭😭

[@charmeleon3680]

“Housing for registered sex offenders” *WHEEZE*

[@NATETHEHATE819]

I thought it was going to say “ the international house of pancakes”.

[@Dabigboii]

Worse is that the teachers aren’t surprised by it *that means there is more of them who went to the same way*

[@FUKKDAC]

It’s not that bad except you sleep in cells and get humped sometimes if your not careful

[@cryoflip5841]

The weirdest part is they seemed to already have given him a gryfindor tie

[@sohailape]

@@cryoflip5841 knowing Peter, he probably killed a senior and took his tie

[@thelazygamer2195]

“I defy you to tell me exactly what’s wrong with this.” *EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH IT.*

[@swagmaster699]

I don't even know where to start...

[@luisvilleda4616]

No one got hurt, no living animals were hurt, it didn't involve other persons, there was no breach of contracts of any type... what's wrong again ?

[@Ydun]

@@luisvilleda4616 that was a male pheasant, they dont lay eggs

[@DrewFilms05]

That's what makes it hard to define what EXACTLY is wrong with it

[@track1219]

This was my favorite!

[@runningrock124]

that egg laying scene will stick with me for years.

[@sethlebeaux5556]

Tell me tell me what's wrong with it lol

[@runningrock124]

@@sethlebeaux5556 nothing, just saying it's burned into my mind.

[@sethlebeaux5556]

@@runningrock124 oh no that was a joke remember after it happened peter looked at the camera and said I defy you to tell me what's wrong with this. So I was just making that joke in response to your post

[@teenfromtexas7579]

I defy to tell me exactly what's wrong with this.

[@MrPhantaze]

@@teenfromtexas7579 it means if i reckon he expects you cant prove its wrong

[@mousermind]

I, too, am allergic to lava. I tend to have a fatal reaction to any lava making contact with my skin, or through ingestion.

[@BakaTaco]

Sorry to be the guy to say it, but you are really missing out. Lava tastes delicious. Some people say it burns, others say it's spicy, and even more people say that it ignites your whole entire body before you get the chance to put it near your mouth.

[@CappyZappy]

Lava is pretty sour to me- For some reason when I merely put it near my body, I start to melt?? It tastes sour, and goes through my stomach, but I’m not allergic.

[@galaxytuber100]

I think I’m allergic to lava too, very time I ingest it it burns really bad

[@0mega717]

Maybe I’m just weird… but I usually find lava to be sweet, almost tart. What I’ve found is that the volcanos on the eastern side of the world have more sweet lava, while western is more tart.

[@noodles6112]

Really? Mine is savoury and spicy, kinda like a curry, i eat it with rice and chicken, try it

[@lordsxman]

3:19 That look on the pheasant's face is priceless

[@kurtisburtis]

“I defy you to tell me exactly what’s wrong with this …” {insert Nathan Fillion gif here}

[@michma121]

"This is terrible! Get me my agent!" "He's uh... he's probably not gonna answer either." "Well, this is crazy. What happened? Oh... I remember what happened."

[@Resi1ience]

I'm a tad retarded, I think I know what ths joke is, but can you tell me anyway

[@MtDuckford]

@@Resi1ience Jewish people filled those roles. (No offence to Jewish people intended :) )

[@michma121]

@@MtDuckford What he said.

[@zander1500]

Thank you for taking your time to type this even tho everyone watching heard it..

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

That lightbulb was on a dimmer switch

[@orionette6898]

"I know about Maurice" "Which Maurice"

[@mcfaints4719]

Hey city boy! What’s with the arm pants? 😂

[@certifiedgoose]

As a resident of Tampa Bay, i must say we hate arm pants

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@jmeszi4159]

@@certifiedgoose arm pants should be illegal due to the intense heat

[@certifiedgoose]

@@jmeszi4159 i agree

[@MerkhVision]

That part was hilarious, totally unexpected

[@matthewgartner5339]

"Silver Scissors award at the Lady-Weiner festival" that's solid gold

[@casshus_charisma7856]

no it's silver

[@DiamondDollie]

I'm sorry your son died on such a cloudly day 😂😂

[@markkennard861]

Poor Joe. He just doesn't get it.

[@lemonlordrpgs]

5:30 to be fair: Telling someone your son is dead is, aside from being a really tragic thing in your life that could happen, really horrible small talk.

[@redandblue1013]

That’s why she was also in the class lol 😂

[@Ashelybee]

Man I'm sorry her son died on that cloudy day

[@fredmercury1314]

My work colleague: "I lost my cat last month." Me: "You didn't lose him. He probably just left because he hates you. You are kind of insufferable." My work colleague: [leaves room in tears] My other work colleague: "Her cat is actually dead." Me: "Is it just me or did the atmosphere change in here?"

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

I think this video is substantive enough evidence Family Guy beyond the early seasons can be hilarious (very hit or miss but every now and again we get sh"t like "I'm sorry your son died on such a cloudy day.")

[@RoboCobeh]

There's definitely tons of gems hidden around in the later seasons, just there's an ever increasing pile of garbage to dig through the later you get in.

[@colesandick446]

Not only that, I’d argue the later seasons are objectively better. Don’t let consensus dictate your opinion.

[@JohnnoNonno]

There's nothing funny in that line lmao

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

@@JohnnoNonno Because if you take the quote out of context it loses its value. But in context that line is hilarious.

[@silversonic99]

Yeah but the problem that these are 2-3 mins of quality content in a 22 minute episode

[@CoIe4]

“It sure is cloudy today.” “Good. You could have also responded to Jannett who said her son died.” “I’m sorry your son died on such a cloudy day.” 😂

[@DoomSkuller]

Tbh Uncle Dan looks like he could be Peter's real dad's brother and Uncle Neil could be Francis' brother

[@supremecalamitas342]

Uncle dan the good sentry man?

[@coyrex1250]

Uncle Neil looks like Bill Gates

[@mr.fluffles5900]

3:32 favorite short from family guy

[@sanicthehoghedge8053]

Same

[@Ramzoa_NZ]

"THIS IS CRAZY! WHAT HAPPE-- Oh... I remember what happened." 😂😂😂

[@Nhatanh0475]

3:10 Peter: "I defy you to tell me exactly what wrong with it" Me: I only one word *bestialities*

[@snail-q6107]

And what’s wrong with that?

[@UnknownLord711]

@@snail-q6107 the fact animals can't really consent. But the thing is this is a cartoon and that pheasant is sentient so I don't care

[@pighater1111]

@@snail-q6107 **literaly everything**

[@fredmercury1314]

@@UnknownLord711 Who says animals can't consent? Pretty sure if they didn't want it you'd know. They have teeth and stuff.

[@Zero-ob8in]

​@@fredmercury1314think, seek help

[@emberpowertcg7692]

ok the ogwarts gag did not disappoint

[@sakuthesasquatch]

*H O U S I N G F O R R E G I S T E R E D S E X O F F E N D E R S*

[@UnknowableDandelion]

Bro I LOVE OGWARTS IT’S MY FAVORITE SCHOOL

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Awww.

[@emberpowertcg7692]

@@UnknowableDandelion sameee

[@snail-q6107]

Dang I wanted to get into Ogwarts but I couldn’t, apparently I don’t have the ability to be a wizzer

[@jeffgoldblunt]

3:04 genuinely the funniest shit I've seen in a while

[@GeminiRandom56]

“Which Maurice?” HAD ME DYING

[@andycruzatx3387]

That Harry potter hat joke is one of my favorite from all of Family Guy.

[@ragingphantom]

I watched so much of HIMYM that everytime I hear a challenge, like "I defy you to tell me exactly what's wrong with this," I hear Barney say "Challenge accepted"

[@KelsaRavenlock]

Isn't that a satan metal band or something?

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@KelsaRavenlock wtf

[@KelsaRavenlock]

@@MouldMadeMind His Infernal Majesty whatever. That dopey Emo band.

[@epiwrath8]

03:13 Funniest thing is this is a male pheasant

[@AtomicGolem]

GAY

[@trollhimforever]

This is a weird fetish you see on DeviantArt

[@aviationwithmooka4056]

Male Pheasants can’t lay eggs

[@ruairiodonohoe2533]

Which Maurice? Peter being gay is hilarious

[@Error-kd4dq]

Why tf does Stewie look so much like Jacksepticeye at 1:44

[@joecool1435]

Geez that Hawaii one is way to painfully accurate

[@asshat8892]

0:40 plot twist: Peter just got drunk and pissed In public

[@jaykay8426]

3:00 I was expecting him to find swiper the fox, but I guess this works too.

[@OfficialPatrickStar]

4:07-4:10 Peter: "𝗜'𝗺 allergic to apostrophes." Him not 5 seconds ago: "...people who I 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 tell are Black or Asian."

[@Nerval-kg9sm]

People can't spell contractions, just say them.

[@bonedude1286]

Apostrophes, plural.

[@zainkhurshid6614]

0:33 + 3:06 "Oh, there are several things I would like to say!" (Professor McGonagall, comforting Professor Trelawny)

[@Sabis2365]

"You want some cocaine?" "YES PLEASE! THAT'S ALL I WANT ALL THE TIME!"

[@mariojimenez6819]

The hogwarts scene is hilarious 🤣

[@bluewolvesstudios2822]

The pheasant cutaway left me on the fuckin floor, xD

[@jeandelenfant]

What is exactly wrong with it?

[@SamuelBlack84]

@@jeandelenfant It's disturbing

[@breadkin6534]

@@SamuelBlack84 aaaaaaand you missed the joke

[@yoshi_923]

The sound design for the pheasant on the glass scene is way too good...

[@4pex681]

"WHICH MAURICE"

[@bmoreguy862]

Funniest scene ever

[@energyrider3672]

Which scene

[@energyrider3672]

@ffa ww ?

[@HK4712]

@@energyrider3672 Yes

[@Dunkduckdunk]

@@energyrider3672 the one scene

[@xr.3102]

@@energyrider3672 yeah you know the one scene that is funny

[@forssi1]

First time I saw the sorting hat one I was on the edge on my seat right after the first "Slytherin" and just bursted out laughing when it went HOUSING... 🤣🤣🤣 Couldn't even hear the whole joke.

[@g.8806]

0:52 the best thing to happened in the show. (This my best thing in the show)

[@nawbie269]

When I saw the most replayed scene, I just left.

[@millennialskeleton2504]

4:54 they should have put a camera in the reflection of the mirror

[@blogusvox]

"Owww... I remember what happened." Does anybody else remember what happened? Anyone... somebody... yes... no?

[@LowReedExpert1]

The Holocaust my dude

[@rinmatsuoka8963]

0:40 don't feel bad Peter, Bryan Singer is with you

[@daith_izumi]

I like how the hat didn’t even tilt itself to determine what House Peter would belong to😂😅

[@gamermixy.t3664]

Ohhhhhh I remember me thinking : They are all dead 😂😂😂😂

[@katyamurrayy]

What’s the outdo music called? It’s such a vibe.

[@goofer2353]

Simple things by AMKAD

[@JRandaII]

You mean "outro..."

[@silverragecx9248]

That egg laying scene just gave me Interspecies reviewers flash backs

[@dylski1558]

The sorting hat bro 😂😂😂

[@TergoLive]

Lol the pheasant on the glass was too much but hella funny haha 😂

[@typacsk]

I love some of Wes Anderson's movies, but that was spot on XD

[@bennmawoneke516]

“You want some coccaine?” Oh my God yes. Its all i ever need!

[@AlplaysAgame]

That was amazing, i think

[@InThaSwayne]

That uncles scene 😂😂😂

[@MsFranksc]

If I wanted you to be dead, you'd be dead. Pretty cool line honestly.

[@bennmawoneke516]

“Im sorry your son died on a cloudy day” 😂😂😂

[@nickajumuka3059]

One of the best seasons

[@israelburr1661]

That Harry Potter scene got my @ss dying 😂

[@jimsouth5203]

The music at the end really hit hard the emotions it makes you feel are so conflicting. Is it cool and laid back or is it sad under the surface

[@xandercage2388]

Weird.. I was thinking the same. I'm going with sad but it could be amplifying my own emotions. To others it's probably cool and laid back

[@bobbyjamabo3296]

Feels man 🤧❤️

[@nocturnalnun]

Sounds like a remix to RuneScape music.

[@Rolzare]

Bro how is it sad. Shit sounds fire more than anything like I can deadass spit a verse to it

[@xavierwhitcraft1310]

Family guy made a joke about Blueberry Hill NJ damn that’s literally a minute from my house.

[@toaolisi761]

The funny thing about the Hawaii bit is that Peter is both black and asian with a mix of irish and he was born in Mexico. His bloodline has everything.

[@Jc27uhh4h4h4]

He- hey Peter I think everyone is allergic to lava

[@averagechalk142]

Joe was right about if you say couch over again it turns funny 😂

[@gorky1986]

1:03 the greatest story ever told

[@STS767]

3:23 everything

[@moonlight_stoner_666]

3:04 One of us! One of us! One of us!

[@Liechtenstein_real]

The kid saying "im just gonna stand here and wear a shirt that looks like a jacket" sounds ferb from phenias and ferb

[@Mommy_Makima20]

That pheasant was a male

[@vladimirlagos2688]

There, you got what was wrong with that scene. Congrats!

[@cleanchimera3870]

damn he makin peeps act up

[@josmclove4426]

"Yeah now turn around and lay an egg on that glass"😝😜😋

[@luckyluciano6552]

Joe is too wholesome Bonnie😂

[@brandonhillgoth699]

4:21 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

lmao I've never seen that thumbnail clip and I wish I did

[@TrainHunter94YT]

"I know about Maurice." *"Which Maurice?"*

[@bigswag9527]

Pheasant on the glass is still the worst cut away

[@simalukic146]

0:40 That Hogwarts House Doesn't Even Make Sence 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@the_phantom-recorder9672]

The Harry Potter one was the best

[@TimpossibleOne]

You're right Joe, talking about your dead son isn't exactly "Small talk"

[@cadefenster2453]

2:19 this shouldn't be funny but it's hilarious. 😂

[@bobcobby8801]

I’m joe at the end all the time 😂😂

[@bradendorsey1963]

3:12 was something else

[@bignasty1876]

Enjoyed the Hogwarts scene immensely...

[@thebeatdemon7743]

I honestly thought that the hat was gonna say International House of Pancakes. I was so wrong.

[@WizzardJC]

Im sorry but that German joke was brilliant. What happened?, Oh i remember what happened

[@Sksk27547]

Germany part is hilarious

[@johnnyofthesticks7260]

lol wes anderson

[@emperornapoleon6204]

Looks like Peter got into Herbert’s house!!

[@wunderwaffen273]

The pheasant should've been a pokegirl

[@sumtingwong7918]

I would love to see a harry potter parodies style family guy

[@alfierowenaw5827]

Pan Up, Pan Down, French Song, The End

[@keenanbeasley9440]

Pretty much every Wes Anderson film lol.

[@MiMi-Elona]

The End !! were will it end👌👌💯👍

[@msdweldingfabrication7051]

1:08 is really dark lol

[@swapnilnath]

3:32 can anyone tell me the reference??

[@flakko.5382]

What’s that outro beat? I like how it sounds

[@nigo8264]

I like how the rushen doesn’t say anything about the deaths about the comedy righters and his judge

[@R33C3.]

3:12 only male pheasant have those colours.

[@lakechamp529]

That was amazing, I think

[@legendarykeyboardwarrior8364]

I think i need some therepy after that egg scene.

[@Tiresias55]

3:11 What's wrong with this scene? Pheasants don't sound like that. Their calls sound like Grockle and are very deep.

[@OmeroPerez]

THE PHEASANT!!!

[@hypermaker4204]

Family guy dose Harry potter: oh what no big teeth for the British

[@davidponseigo8811]

Greatest Show On Earth.