CWC Address to Unilever About AXE

2009-05-01

[@ShadowWolf143224]

0:40 "Thusly a stereotype has been uh... muh-has been made if you if uh.. has been made, apparently uh... has been made apparently." -Chris Chan, 2009

[@jeanbabtisteclamence3018]

Trump is that you?

[@adumbedgyname7158]

Jean Babtiste Clamence No, it's clearly a Russian hacker bot account working for the KGB spreading fake news.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

A Dumb Edgy Name Fucking lord that username along with his comment being on a Chriss Chan video

[@williamjameslehy1341]

Truly the Cicero of our generation.

[@raoulduke2625]

The Cardinal exactly!!!!!! beats the shit out of “she sells, sea shells, down on the sea shore “

[@williamjameslehy1341]

Chris is dressed to enjoy a frothy glass of Fanta.

[@ileanapilaf3546]

You know to much about chris!!!

[@commando6683]

*PTSD flashback intensifies*

[@mrraretwinkie]

Oh dear...

[@TheSatanshunter]

"Chris Chan branded Fanta!... warning: High in Sodium'

[@ronniemcnuggit9718]

@@ileanapilaf3546 not as much as barb....

[@hankhill2191]

He probably bought it believing sexy women would rush him as seen in the commercials

[@brandonpeterson2445]

Hank Hill That boy ain't right.

[@Infelious]

The sad thing is the advert is designed to drink males into thinking that, I guess we found the one person to be honestly tricked by it.

[@chonk9671]

Hank Hill The damn pickleman tricked him again

[@Kid_ACognito]

at least he used deodorant at all

[@scubasteve7439]

he has confirmed many times that that is in fact exactly why he bought it

[@DiegoTheRebel]

3:14 "I see you're buying Axe Body Spray. Trying to attract the ladies?" "No, I'm gay." "I'm sorry, sir. I can't sell this to you. It's only for men of the straight orientation. I didn't make the rules."

[@learnedwolf7084]

I imagine the Axe board of directors watching this and considering their next course of action!

[@rodrigos5722]

Imagine the United States Massive Weapons of Lethal Damage Production watching the CWC and considering their next course of action!

[@xPrecisionx]

"Gay people cant use AXE" is easily one of Chris' most profound insights

[@RobotwarsKing]

_"MY UM, SEMEN filters down through my PANTS to create a wild SHAMPOO that grabs life by the FURY OF MY WRATH! And hydrates you 'til you shout... CURSE-YE-HA-ME-_*_HAAAAA!_*_"_

[@-yeme-]

prime cwc insanity. its so crazy its like a parody of him, but actually real

[@petarmilich8684]

I’m from the future. Chris raped his mom and he thinks that he’s Jesus on the verge of bringing cartoon characters into our dimension.

[@WadeWilsonKPop]

*[ WRONG ORIENTATION ]*

[@0mnicide]

And now he thinks he’s a lesbian.

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

*T H E H O M O S E X U A L S*

[@yourstruly6954]

Me and the boys in the wrong orientation at 3:00 am

[@beefusdoesstuff5194]

Me and the girls wrongly orienting

[@scubasteve7439]

"homosesuals"

[@alicyjinx8923]

I really want to see the mirror universe Chris Chan who goes on rants about how he is gay even though everyone calls him straight

[@xcp4518]

Basically now

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

@@xcp4518 its come full circle......huh.....

[@MrBoogiemoney]

Lol

[@Leon14000]

Lol you sleep with girls loser

[@masterfarr8265]

So Chris would transition into being a man?

[@timmiller8537]

3:14 he literally blows his own mind with this stupidity

[@Top10Dylan]

Also 2:22

[@RidleyUwO]

“U be gaaaay if u wore ats!” I swear, I’m putting that above my fireplace.

[@fshoaps]

I love how Chris does an impression of a “frat bro”

[@lilcritic3260]

This is S tier Chris

[@VGPorage]

Truly one of his best videos to date right up there with A important message

[@unlimitedpower3157]

When it's the night before your paper is due, but you need to hit the word limit...

[@Jason-eo1rh]

👎👎

[@Bhaald]

Great points regarding heterosexual and homosexual use of AXE products. Hopefully by using ALL their products DAILY you will get the desired effect of being a babe magnet. And love the robe and black belt.

[@michaelwautraets7126]

In the Spongebob narators voice i hereby quote "Ten years later..."

[@thehighspeedchicken]

This didn't age well

[@Tomas_2555]

Old comment moment

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@thehighspeedchicken It's really boring seeing this on every old comment

[@hasturking9635]

I am certain the creators of Axe want to have all videos of this guy talking about Axe removed from the internet. Just the thought of that thing using Axe spray makes me shudder.

[@francisconikotian2326]

this is my favorite chrischan video, all of it is perfect

[@1MarvinHagler]

He definitely looks like the demographic for Axe.

[@KingdomHeart556]

At this point it was beyond obvious he got every one of his “facts” about everything from Wikipedia

[@HellHoundTSO]

0:59 "I am a proud user of ass."

[@seanboggs215]

Aren't we all?

[@soccembopper7762]

A stereotype has been made apparently has been made apparently has been made apparently has been made

[@MrPizzaslice]

0:16 notice the bald spot when he bends down

[@_kcy033]

And that's back in 2009, I wonder how much worse it's now

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

He really has an unfortunate physique.

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

Old Spice is better anyways.

[@Trollz0r.Trololol]

Axe smells awful anyways.

[@criminallyautistic8372]

I agree. I prefer either Dr. Squatch or Old Spice

[@pacificoslim]

He's got such a way with words.

[@santosworld3056]

Chris Chan: “You be gay if you wear ats!” Me, an intellectual: “You appear the wrong orientation should you apply pesticide!”

[@burningdaylights]

An unassailable argument! The prosecution rests.

[@touchly]

ats

[@segamanxl9523]

touchly indeed.

[@PureFlakes]

The comments sound setsist

[@rinlunav]

Umaru with the Rigby hat pic is adorable lol

[@onewingedangel2479]

Sorry homosexuals, no more ats body spray for you. You can use AXE all you want, just not ats. It's meant for attracting the uh, ladies. Hmm.

[@nathansmith4529]

lmfao at all the comments replying back to this like its christian and like he is even sensible

[@bigbadseed7665]

I'm sure that Axe, as a business, is happy to accept gay men's money.

[@typicalnormalperson4890]

They only have to make sure it isn't associated with only gays, then straights wouldn't buy it.

[@crevice5369]

you think?

[@AliceBowie]

Bob should have cut his vocal chords around the same time he threatened to cut that damn internet down. Almost all of Chris Chan's problems are a direct result of him being able to talk, or communicate online. The telephone was a big problem, too.

[@AliceBowie]

I don't mean that as an attack, either. He literally couldn't ever stop talking about stuff he should have shut up about. Sonichu comics are his only ""appropriate"" form of self expression.

[@danielobrian5675]

Basically, every form of expression coming from Chris chan is a one way guarantee to maximum cringe. I'll give you one even better, Bob should've shown actual care and interest in Chris' mental health and medicate him. Therapy has come a long way, especially for people living on the spectrum. If therapy wasn't a long term solution, a nursing home or caretaker would've been advisable either way. Basically, none of these were even considered and some people still wonder why Chris ended up this way.

[@SingularPanda4]

3:15 killed me😹

[@allegedcombustion9014]

Axe is owned by the man in the pickle suit

[@builttoscalevideos]

“As it was originally intended for AND I QUOTE…. Effetive deodorant protection designed to seduce the ladies” Is easily my favourite Chris Chan quote.

[@onechristwoncity]

Chris made this video because he believes Axe actually does attract the opposite sex and if he uses gay axe then he will attract men. The concept of smell and hygiene are absent from this equation.

[@CharlieChalk9790]

0:48 always make s me laugh...

[@CrystaJoy]

Chris is straight we guarantee!

[@OutlawMantis]

There are no girls allowed... *_UNLESS YOU'RE BOYFRIEND-FREE!!_*

[@extrahyena0303]

Chris seems like he would use a 30 year old can of right guard

[@EchoBoomer1987]

Nobody: That one family member at the family table after several drinks:

[@porcupinepolitics1678]

2:23 Really? After all that's happened, now you're suddenly self-conscious about how you're words might be perceived?

[@liamtouhou2113]

he says "uh" 37 times

[@liamtouhou2113]

nvm i came back months later he says it more

[@joebaumgart1146]

I have over 600 fragrances in my collection. Not one turned me gay. Or straight for that matter.

[@joebaumgart1146]

It's 2,761. And still sex repulsed Asexual. I'm still not attracted to anyone. I use my 6x4 walk in closets as my "scent library "

[@filiecs3]

Chris isn't straight OR gay, he's a gaybian. He said so himself!

[@KingdomHeart556]

I thought he said he was guhhh…or maybe gehhh? One of those

[@commando6683]

Literally any product is better than Axe.

[@josef4188]

I'm gay and I use Axe........ WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME?! 😢😢

[@kyleg599]

You stay a homosexual sir 🖕 gayboii

[@bigstevie01]

DIIIEEE YOOUUU

[@pyspyssyp6495]

Stay off of our ats!

[@thiscommonsinkt3367]

We're sending you to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo

[@raoulduke2625]

That pervy bathrobe almost looks like a creepy prop from a movie. It’s amazes me how hideous he dresses AND now cross dresses. Just consistently awful.

[@theguybehindyou4762]

“Homo-set-shoolz”

[@TheNamelessNarrator]

I only used axe body spray when I was trying to convince people I was straight.

[@jp73987]

I guess it didn't work

[@silentrock599]

What’s “Ats”?

[@goldenratio16100]

it is not meant for a homoseshual dude... to attract another... homoseshual dude. ENH

[@BraidedTwintailsEnjoyer]

0:47 funniest shit I've seen

[@mikusz3]

Damn it! He can't even spell "x". >_

[@ciarangrainger2465]

Oh god, that bathrobe.

[@Morra5472]

Learn to love it.

[@ProfileHomeTab-g9h]

mutahar brought me here

[@andreasreinhardt5992]

Used AXE to much: now he/she is a lesbian.

[@uzaiyaro]

Every time I use Lynx I think of Chris and how amazing it is to be doing exactly what he hates most in life, a gay guy using his brand. ...I need a new hobby.

[@christopherwilliams9418]

ATS

[@krystalfan]

ol cwc here hasn't actually bathed since his "electric hedgehog power" (aka sonic the hog) video....or possiblly not

[@maxfischer8433]

Old spice is better

[@tehstarkness]

who else is here from mutachan?

[@rua3132]

This is the most cringeworthy video I have seen on this platform. "You homosexuals, stay off of our AXE!!!"

[@ecclering97]

0:47 well that aged well

[@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler]

YOU HOMOSEXUALS! Stay off of our ATS!

[@SpaceInvader3003]

I'm not ghey but I do use ATS

[@laffeydude3558]

This guy can't impress woman he's too f**king crazy.

[@juankenon]

I'm not sure what Chris Chan has to do with the pirate Bartholomew Roberts...Way to go KZbin video algorithm, you dun' trolled me good.

[@Hipst3rNinja]

why does he have a bluetooth earpiece in?

[@Hipst3rNinja]

That's what I'm saying

[@Hipst3rNinja]

That's what I'm saying

[@Hipst3rNinja]

That's what I'm saying

[@Hipst3rNinja]

That's what I'm saying

[@wadayatalkinbeet]

That's what he's saying

[@XxUf0K1ttyxX]

I’m not straight nor a male, I’ve been using axe though, where are MY ladies??? Huh

[@vikinggaming1037]

Wow, holy shit. Okay, I get what people mean about "these kinds" of men who do this. That's some toxic thinking right here.

[@leemurrison4222]

There's not a lot of thinking in Chris' mind, just a bunch of impulsive decisions.

[@jtotheroc]

GOES DOWN SALTY

[@wadayatalkinbeet]

Why is "people of the WRONG orientation" so funny to me

[@SHIRAORI_NOUSAGI]

But Muta!

[@potshrooms69]

Every time I see these videos where he is bashing on and saying he hates the gay community, I just laugh and laugh and laugh

[@raoulduke2625]

Is this the epitome of creepy or what? That horrible robe(what fucking color IS that? Sodomite Green?). Or the strange granny style croakies he uses.... Nightmare Fuel indeed 👀

[@elvergutierrez7790]

I use Brut.

[@WallyTony]

The Blue Tooth in the ear really seals the deal

[@realtomaruomaru]

"STAY OFF OF OUR ASS"

[@tur0k-t9n]

he wears the apron because he's talking about a bathroom category product obviously

[@ClinkClink7]

Axe is made for anyone who wants to use it. Orientation has nothing to do with it. i think that you need to be more accepting of gay people, dude. You gonna tell them what kind of shoes to wear too or, are they not allowed to wear the same brand as you wear?

[@witemandown]

You do realize the person who uploaded this originally isn't the same person who runs this channel, right?

[@QuintTheSharker]

No, of course not. She's a woman. Takes her a bit longer to pick up on things than us.

[@anonymousguy1188]

Sounds like a bunch *gays* in here... Better not wear no axe! And don't you even think of wearing the same shoes as me

[@nolimit6377]

The only thing dumber than failing to check the uploader before commenting is seriously replying to a 9 year old comment. This person could literally be dead lol.

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@@witemandown Don't think she was talking to the uploader directly. She was talking at Chris Chan, no matter who the uploader was. Sheesh. =.= Anything to put the wimminz down I guess. They're more like Chris Chan than they gave themselves credit for.

[@timgroen1995]

True Chris

[@littletimmythefifth29]

Here at 45,673 views. (before that too)

[@Cosmic_13x]

I agree axe is not meant for the g3y community

[@puernatura8998]

”I mean… men attract ladies” Oh, so you’re a girl then?

[@claydogg234]

You can't write this shit. It's stranger than fiction.

[@Rjjfkd737]

But are you straight and using Axe though?

[@claydogg234]

@@Rjjfkd737 Nah I'm bi hahaha

[@ShadyPlatinum777]

You would think this was performance art

[@specter1586]

0:47

[@Vibevibellama]

Da ladys

[@smithers03]

0:36 the way Chris says homosexuals like “homosessuals” is so funny to me. Can’t even bigot right

[@BurlapAndPlywood]

Holy shit if this wasn't a sign to toss him in a hole 12 years ago, I don't know what was. His poor mother

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

You homosexuals, STAY OFF OF OUR AXE!

[@annihilationgaming2289]

at least hes gets washed lmao......