I'm so happy to see that they included the four genders, vagina, penis 1, penis 2, and off
@DarkLordoftheOldRepublic4 жыл бұрын
Dammit, you already done this joke. Missed my chance.
@savage47494 жыл бұрын
*ThErE aRe 3 GeNdErS 4 gEnDeRs EvEn 5*
@nora_adora4 жыл бұрын
...i was going to label this as transphobic...and it still is! but...you have a point
@shmeryshman4 жыл бұрын
@@nora_adora it's completely a joke, I definitely didn't mean it to be transphobic
@williamheath78234 жыл бұрын
No they didn't, Where's Attack helicopter?
@Sasiskin78234 жыл бұрын
Sumito's man bun is so powerful it distorts matter around itself which causes interferences with greenscreen.
@MarsupialMason4 жыл бұрын
I literally have noticed this for the longest time. Everyvideo i laugh about it heheeh
@thejimjimjim74 жыл бұрын
Do not fix this
@kly81054 жыл бұрын
It's got its own AT field.
@meltinggod4 жыл бұрын
"The cats hanging out with someone else even though you're the one feeding it pizza." This one was real af.
@Kijjy673 жыл бұрын
The meme with you, Historian, and Ordinarythings makes me genuinely happy! Cheers m8!
@DocSorok4 жыл бұрын
they dont know im internet historians best friends biggest simp
@Rockgamen4 жыл бұрын
I stopped reading memes around 2011 and dont really care about internet culture. But I have been binge watching this channel for a couple of days now. Great stuff! Subscribed for more information from the master. This is my new rabbit hole.
@justderp57134 жыл бұрын
So incredibly dissapointed how limited the genital customization was, demanding refund!
@Ducks4lif34 жыл бұрын
I like the emperors groove energy of stopping your own production to criticize lmao good bit
@itsmytoast6663 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly appreciate you walking in to comment about saying "2068". I don't know if that was an improvised bit because you messed up the script or if that's how it was written--and I don't care. This channel has some solid gold hits, tell you huwhat.
@SumitoMedia3 жыл бұрын
that was me saying a random number while improvising and then editing in my frustration with it afterwards
@TheDolphinTuna4 жыл бұрын
9:26 “Indocturned” Now that’s a word.
@mattbullman354 жыл бұрын
Sumito's attempt at Shrek's Scottish accent was probably more painful than playing Cyberpunk 2077 on the Xbox One until the heat death of the universe. Loved the vid though King
@cardinalpepe4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I have no idea how you dont have 500k subs, your one of the funniest youtubers i've seen.
@moodlampActual4 жыл бұрын
"Please talk to me about Evangelion" *hits like*
@Outlander09954 жыл бұрын
"...with expectations as high as Snoop Dogg?" POG
@omlette82404 жыл бұрын
The biggest cow moment.
@Daniel.Liddicoat4 жыл бұрын
Solid point at 6:16. I'm using a 2 year old PC and it runs fine.
@changhoryu46434 жыл бұрын
Love from korea you guys might be the best comedy talk show in youtube. Keep up the work
@user-pp6wy9tb9j4 жыл бұрын
"Cyberpunk is a warning, not an aspiration." - Mike Pondsmith, 2077 co-creator
@paulamontoya49424 жыл бұрын
7:37 Sumito speaking the straight truth right here.
@paulamontoya49424 жыл бұрын
@SumitoMedia I hope you're having a good day^-^
@itsme9244 жыл бұрын
I’m glad to see this week in memes back. It’s the main reason I watch this channel❤️
@EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo4 жыл бұрын
"Women drivers, amirite... Oh, sh!t" loled so hard 😂
@swagmoney-20124 жыл бұрын
You’re the best KZbinr I’m subbed to. No cap your vids are great 👍
@RyanVJones4 жыл бұрын
I do enjoy watching your videos as I leave my IT work room and walk to the punch clock
@USSBGATHOO4 жыл бұрын
So glad they finally released Penis 2 - when will we finally get Despacito 2 tho
@DialE4Eggs4 жыл бұрын
CyberEgg 2020
@prankedmama4 жыл бұрын
very comfy moment with sumitomedia and my glass of hot cocoa here, cheer!
@purplevendingmachine17624 жыл бұрын
i have it on ps4 and it’s not terrible just mostly crashing and low fps but it’s awesome i’m having so much fun
@kidamnesiak14 жыл бұрын
Crashing, low fps and unstable framerate generally, numerous glitches, pop in, textures failing to load, etc.. On a game that was developed for those consoles, and CDPR admitted in their apology that they intentionally did not show console gameplay before launch. Not good.
@purplevendingmachine17624 жыл бұрын
@@kidamnesiak1 yeah ik but in my experience i’ve enjoyed the game and haven’t had anything game breakint
@polynuclear29704 жыл бұрын
@@kidamnesiak1 this is you "STOP HAVING FUN!!!!"
@nob22434 жыл бұрын
@@polynuclear2970 It's not bad or "ruining the fun" to legitimately criticize the game or point out its actual issues, ya know.
@dabiskitt4 жыл бұрын
8:43 YOOOOOOOOOO ITS MY FUNNY MEEME
@leradmuiel76344 жыл бұрын
imagine not going to a party to drink your host dry and using their couch to sleep it off.
@rowbot-yo7pr4 жыл бұрын
wow bro that intro. dunno how i never thought to look at you til now.
@gldntchr14884 жыл бұрын
Took me a few months to realise you and SomeOrdinaryGamer aren't the same person lol
@NoConsistency4 жыл бұрын
Literally ruined my life with a McRib while watching this video.
@iaobtc3 жыл бұрын
"Just buy a PC lmao" I regret I can only subscribe and smash that bell once
@ProfessorRex4 жыл бұрын
IMAGINE TYPING #FIRST IN 2020
@gabe_ed4 жыл бұрын
First
@Tortue-et-Fitness3 жыл бұрын
#FIRST in 2021
@deanrazor90233 жыл бұрын
Sumito's Top Knot is a cybershlong in itself
@SamTheMightyMan4 жыл бұрын
People today: WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL ALIGNMENT?! People in the Future: ARE YOU CUT OR STILL GOT THE TURTLE NECK SWEATER?
@megagrips64704 жыл бұрын
hello mr. media. i enjoy your videos. i hope you're having a pleasant day.
@guyguyson85784 жыл бұрын
6:45 Can confirm this is why I’m not watching other channels
@aksharadurty40484 жыл бұрын
Its a good day in paradise when sumito posts a video
@MrWest9494 жыл бұрын
Sparkling man bun, sweet unusual drop
@saucemaster451.54 жыл бұрын
As always a great and beautiful video from our glorious leader sumitorious the third!
@Bakamano4 жыл бұрын
Sumito: no game has been hyped up as much as Cyberpunk No Mans Sky: am i a joke to you? this would've worked better as a image
@JohnDoeno.124 жыл бұрын
Ah right. Unoriginal, regurgitated, old, and lame content would have worked better.
@JoshButterJamal4 жыл бұрын
Back in my day, there wasn't such thing
@tallcheetah56774 жыл бұрын
I have like 6 hours on the game using an original Xbox and I don't remember the graphics being as bad as the one photo at 6:10. Still has bad visual bugs tho.
@Kucoz3 жыл бұрын
Yo that bad apple edo style remix was hot.
@matthewshultz68064 жыл бұрын
The cut in at 6:32 was genius
@arthurmartinszamora11704 жыл бұрын
Sumito had a mental fart at the end
@Mike-jx6pj4 жыл бұрын
big disappointment that I didnt see a apache attack helicopter option.
@0rionus4 жыл бұрын
This is what meme videos will look like in distant 2070
@d-l-d-l4 жыл бұрын
Wow. 2068?! 20 fuckin' 68?! Mr meme man status retracted
@KudosK424 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ the game is like the launch of No Man's Sky, but its a Triple-A Title.
@JuanC17Playz4 жыл бұрын
I was supposed to find what I put in the search bar "Memes that I watch in 2069"
@mermaidgurrl104 жыл бұрын
I love your sparkly man bun.
@paltsm4 жыл бұрын
Thank you sumito for curing my depression with your look
@wesleymlin4 жыл бұрын
I always come back for the same schpeace
@oigliyj3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen "I did (not) mean to blow your mind" evangelion mashup?
@kly81054 жыл бұрын
Penis 0.5 mod coming up soon for those who are not up to the challenge. xD But seriously? WHY IS THERE NO GIRTH OPTION.
@jimrussle16934 жыл бұрын
imagine being a console user in the 21st century lmaaaaao
@SegwayBossk4 жыл бұрын
My PS2 doesn't have frame rate issues what's the big deal?
@jimrussle16934 жыл бұрын
@@SegwayBossk s i l k y s m o o t h 3 0 f p s
@gabrialylok33394 жыл бұрын
whoa, dude...your hair was tripping me out
@Virmir214 жыл бұрын
Fuck man, that was one good this week in memes, keep it up buddy
@devastatheseeker99674 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed that they didn't have a dong slider
@corytoribio83284 жыл бұрын
Sumito, can you do a video where you buy different Venus Fly traps and make a review? I have a massive fly problem in my house and cannot think of a better solution. I don’t feel like swatting them myself. There is not enough good info out there about the best fly traps in terms of hunger rate, effectiveness, and overall CRONCH of Venus Fly traps. Please help me.
@nope77184 жыл бұрын
Ever look at sumito’s hair? Twinkle, twinkle little star! It’s so beautiful ^_^
@NUFIGHTER4 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting 'til Cyberpunk 2077 gets all of their bugs fixed, meanwhile I'm playing Observer- a cyberpunk horror game. Shout out to @Nexpo for reccomending it!
@bluebaby304 жыл бұрын
Great game, those memories sequences are insane
@NUFIGHTER4 жыл бұрын
@@bluebaby30 Yeah they are! I'm limiting my time playing it to make the game last longer.
@Hvleos4 жыл бұрын
Sumito is pretty underrated
@santisalazar17724 жыл бұрын
"Girth"
@Croy063 жыл бұрын
they don't know there are 100 vending machines per person in japan
@StumpyMason_4 жыл бұрын
Crash simulator 2077 works just fine for me
@MarsupialMason4 жыл бұрын
*Pogger champ back at it again*
@CoobyPls4 жыл бұрын
Eggs!
@Dearion894 жыл бұрын
Funny but sober take on Cyberpunk
@Brainplastics3 жыл бұрын
9:39 Why I liked
@VenomApollyon4 жыл бұрын
Still disappointed Peter Griffin still isn't in the game
@JaY-im5rr4 жыл бұрын
Poggers my meme got included
@arthurmartinszamora11704 жыл бұрын
U know sumito, I hope you're enjoying cyberpunk, dis game kinda don't resonate with me, but keep doing you thing
@LGoodfellow14 жыл бұрын
Will the Radish Boys upload another video soon?
@pandaspajamas4 жыл бұрын
momma i finally made it into a sumito vid
@infiniteyeet92354 жыл бұрын
Cyberpunk 2007 is my favorite ps4 game
@Daniel.Liddicoat4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but it runs like shit on the Nintendo 64
@siothrun13804 жыл бұрын
No joke 5 inches soft is giant. Isnt it?
@mattzrsimon4 жыл бұрын
The intro is a medieval version of what song??
@SumitoMedia4 жыл бұрын
Coffin dance meme
@richwrites56834 жыл бұрын
How fast did this video get age restricted?
@nob22434 жыл бұрын
Um... it's not age restricted from what I can see. Am I missing something?
@evanf111og4 жыл бұрын
last time i was this early there was no riots and pandemic
@John_Notmylastname4 жыл бұрын
Wojak memes are timeless, eventually.
@adrianbarajas83384 жыл бұрын
yes
@avdolsfather4 жыл бұрын
Imma just believe my comment is what brought this series back, idc what anyone else says 😤
@nora_adora4 жыл бұрын
they don't know I'm not subscribed
@silverybarbs4 жыл бұрын
hey that joke at 5:00 is familiar !
@SumitoMedia4 жыл бұрын
YOINK
@silverybarbs4 жыл бұрын
@@SumitoMedia EHHEHEHEHEHEH
@John_Notmylastname4 жыл бұрын
It’s great looking game and the gameplay is serviceable but it’s an empty city. What else is there to do other than missions? Red Dead 2 did it perfectly with the side missions.
@esotericpince4 жыл бұрын
the one thing that bugs me is how cyberpunk was advertised as being inclusive of nonbinary people but they have genderlocked voices, pronouns, and hairstyles. confirming to gender is like the least punk thing there is. animal crossing is more punk
@esotericpince4 жыл бұрын
and titties! genderlocked titties suck
@bird48163 жыл бұрын
Niggas really trying to be dysphoric in games
@esotericpince3 жыл бұрын
@@bird4816 i give want to give my player character a pair of fat fucking titties and a deep voice :( he deserves a pair of absolutely humongous honkers while still having a male face shape. i have huge honkers irl and would like my massive milkers representation
@esotericpince3 жыл бұрын
@The Smoking Salmon exactly, thats the whole point. girl = dresses and long hair and skinny femanine faces and boy = beard strong jawline and big muscles is such a weird choice for a game with punk in the name
@erikobernhard3 жыл бұрын
Aye sumito who's your favorite NGE girl and why is it Misato?
@piksa8404 жыл бұрын
I am disappointed in the customization. The pros: characters look beautiful and there are very interesting hair/beard/eye choices. But you can't fully shave your beard, there's always a stubble, and THERE'S NO CUSTOMIZATION SLIDERS, just presets.
@germanfernandez43324 жыл бұрын
I came from internet historian
@theonlycatonice4 жыл бұрын
2:22 Did this actually happen? In-game? Wtf?
@kaiserwilhelmii6744 жыл бұрын
What was that song?
@Shadowwall4 жыл бұрын
2068? ...more like 2076 amiright?
@catnium4 жыл бұрын
largest video game launch in history was world of war craft my dude. cyber punk is what we gamers call a fake game for casual normies.
@marslikestea4 жыл бұрын
The largest game in launch history is My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's Party. Not any of that war craft shit
@yannisbaum13194 жыл бұрын
no option to decide if it´s a grower or a shower, disappointing
@bluebaby304 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda disappointed in the genital customization tbh, very few options
@technimechanical4 жыл бұрын
This weekly video thing is just too long a time to watch your meme vids
@technimechanical4 жыл бұрын
I'll use my twitch prime free sub for your twitch :D
@im_random4 жыл бұрын
What johnny silverhand gender ?
@abshah85144 жыл бұрын
really, cyberpunk is the most hyped game? does half life 3 hype not register to you?