Czech Republic vs Slovakia: A hypothetical modern war

[@jansmidak4109]

I am a Czech and my wife is from Slovakia, so I have this war every day. But in contrast to this video, Slovakia mostly wins.. :D

[@detective4449]

Ahaha no woman can defeat

[@meandmetoo8436]

@@yellowyellow7476 Even though I do think the dude above is going completely overboard, if you think that not wanting to be with a woman is being homosexual, then you're pretty much saying that men get with women for sex only...

[@f.c.laukhard3623]

@InfiniteMushroom Sorry for you. You must live in a strange area where all women are feminists with no exceptions. Or well, you should go out and get to know more people.

[@dontbeadebil5046]

@InfiniteMushroom you also single AF and possibly virgin.

[@SRPSvatoslav]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@corgon-uf7zq]

Češi a Slováci by na seba narazili na Morave, a tam by sa spolu dobre ožrali.

[@chalengersk2154]

A keby vyhravalo česko tak by sa zastavili na východe slovenska a tam by sa tiez ozrali:DD

[@Martina-Kosicanka]

@@chalengersk2154 Este lepšie... A to nepodceňujem moravské vinohrady, len som vychodniarka a mam isté životné skúsenosti :D

[@stepanmotyka8434]

True

[@kitfisto5132]

Anoo vínečko, pivečko 😄

[@samuelwirth8337]

Slovakia is a smaller brother of Czechia that grew up and separated from Czechia. Only time we fight is in ice hockey.

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

Samuel Wirth *Hypothetical*

[@hushpuppy1735]

8:34 listen to what he said, are you really taking this video seriously?

[@jitkablasch7399]

Czech Republic idiot

[@spiderkatter8059]

I think that 2 minuts after the start of the war czech and slovaks would get drunk together and totally forget about some war

[@JarinCOD]

Actually true.

[@like_mate_stop_procrastinating]

yeah, exactly!

[@liberoAquila]

True, i wish it was the same for yugoslavs

[@Adomavo]

XDD

[@plenex]

From my experience.. if Czech and Slovak army meet in field.. war will end in rivers of alcohol and singing together :D

[@vlastimilzlamal2982]

Yeah, probably contest in singing, dancing and drinking. Slavic triathlon? xDD

[@nmac1563]

Czech republic vs Slovakia, the most hypothetical war ever

[@christopherdunstan1708]

Sooner America would declare war on Mars.

[@topnep3370]

Czechoslovakia vs east germany 1989.

[@redexbruh255]

Slovakia never was country that would be great in war, but mainly, there is absolutely no reason, nor will ever be, people of Czechia and Slovakia will ever fight against each other. Not because we don't have reasons, but because we were and still are brothers. People simply wouldn't fight. No matter what.

[@slow_nikto]

Yep

[@kubajcz]

Tohle je jen simulace války, představ si že prostě Slováci a Češi mezi sebou nemají nic společného, jazyk úplně jiný, žádný dobrý vztahy. Prostě válka nehledě na nějakých vztazích.

I would never ever point a gun at my Czech brother!! At least until our F16s and Blackhawks arrive :D

[@zyilund]

Lmao

@@robp3284 of course but how you knew? Are you some kind of very special agent?

@@robp3284 Don't worry I already know. You are a translator in very special forces 🤣

[@quadrille4959]

Mezitím by nám Čechům přišli 2 Pandury XD (pečený sněhulák reference)

[@tgrgdv2621]

Alternate timeline: Breakup of Yugoslavia: peaceful Breakup of Czechoslovakia: bloody war

[@looinrims]

Balkans? Peace? Impossible

[@krtek8339]

To by bola vojna, 15 000 000 ožratých ľudí na hraniciach :D by sme spravili nový svetový rekord :D

[@daczechboi8644]

XDDDDDD

[@cetriemmmmm7177]

Best regards to our Czech and Slovakian brothers from Croatia!

[@vcpartisan12]

You could do czechoslovakia vs nazi germany in 1938

[@highgrounder5238]

This.

[@131YOURFRIEND]

Yes yes

[@Martin-gb1op]

Yes!

[@dontbeadebil5046]

With Luftwaffe already a beast and non existent CSK airforce absolute air dominance be achieved in a day.

[@131YOURFRIEND]

@Русс градUSSR would intervene only if France did so (France guaranteed CSK too)

[@akiraevil6682]

Tohle je opravdu hodně hypotetické video. Malé neshody můžou být mezi námi vždy, ale v případě války mezi Českem a Slovenskem se vsadím, že by hromada vojáků, pilotů a tankistů radši složila zbraně, než by do takové války šli. Tyto dvě země jsou spojeny přes rodiny a přátele a spousty dalšími věcmi. Naopak si myslím, že tyto dva státy navždy a navěky budou bojovat spolu a spolupracovat bez ohledu na nějaké členství v NATO, v EU nebo vojenské pakty. Jednoduše, sáhněte nám na naše bratry a máte za zadkem i nás.

[@TADEAS-or3gm]

To je dost hezký komentář a dost pravdivý.

[@dominikthewolf8384]

Ne Ne my jo ale trup slováci ne ;)

[@imperialstardestroyer712]

@@dominikthewolf8384 My jsme se slovakama bratři

[@dominikthewolf8384]

@@imperialstardestroyer712 jo jsme ale mrzí mě ti co na své bratry nadávají 😭🙄

[@Rachotilko]

Bratříčku... Mám na lícach slzy ako hrachy. Vďaka

[@andy_dandy0988]

We are Brothers not enemies

[@nochybanieraczej2307]

@Samuel Derfenyi Dokładnie tak, twórzmy pokój nie wojnę SŁOWIAŃSCY BRACIA !

[@PVMChannel]

Jojo pravda

[@cizak226]

czech man wont attack slovakian brother , we are the same , slovaks just eats more sheep cheese and have bigger moutains :D

[@Rk-marskmen]

Ovšem

[@foreststalkerbrothers]

Never would i, Czech, aim a rifle at Slovak.

[@Martina-Kosicanka]

And vice versa. It is disgusting to even think of it. I can´t imagine to shoot at somebody who I can completely understand. Not even your language, but your mindset as well.

[@foreststalkerbrothers]

@@Martina-Kosicanka slavs should not have more brother wars

[@Martina-Kosicanka]

@@foreststalkerbrothers Amen to that

[@magtinfal7908]

The crazy thing is that no matter who wins, the country will still be called Czechoslovakia

[@magistermilitum1206]

Fuck never thought of that

[@cwovictor3281]

What about Slovakoczechia?

[@maximgunnarson3291]

Mag Tinfal old joke bro..🤷🏼‍♂️

[@kubajcz]

@@cwovictor3281 ani náhodou, stejně je nás většina. To je jako kdyby se spojené státy americké jmenovali spojené státy mexické protože je tam méně mexičanu.

[@johnbane6199]

We Czechs would surrender, and then destroy Slovakian Empire from within , our favorite method of winning

[@Simi822]

Austria remembers

[@Simi822]

@Hungary #1 nem hiszem

[@andrewcampbell425]

😂 I love the Czech Republic but it has got an unfortunate history of being invaded! With that being said Bohemia and Moravia endured very well as combined and separate states.

[@kubajcz]

My by jsme se nevzdali proti pár pastýřum ovcí z tater.. To oni by se vzdali máme i lepší armádu a Bratislava je hned u hranic takže by jsme je obsadili hned

[@jurkoskvarka2154]

@@kubajcz ačo tatry?(autá aj hory)

[@arwing20]

Out of all the wars you have featured, this one would be the most sad. These two nations are like an old couple that got divorced with no hard feelings, and are still friendly to each other.

[@pk-zi7lm]

the only winner is Czechoslovakia

[@toman408]

Fun fact: Current Czech prime minister is actually from Slovakia, born in Bratislava 1954 and can't even speak proper Czech language... tho Czech and Slovak language is so similar that most people from other European nations won't be able to hear the difference.

[@EuropeanPatriot8008]

Fun fact: He is the biggest dumbass what i have ever seen. #thiswassomotherfuckigoffense

[@mtooo5386]

We had arleady occupied Czechia before you even noticed :D

[@spevputnika8071]

Only war between Czech and Slovakia can be a beer war.

[@petrvilimek6041]

Or hockey

[@TheElderMaster-xr8lf]

@@metanumia Kulajda

[@kubajcz]

Czechs would win easily. Slovakian beer is shit.

[@kubajcz]

@@Antorion Bratislavu máte blízko hranic takže hlavní město by bylo hned pod českou kontrolou a vláda by se zhroutila a hory by nás nezastavili ale k čemu válka to už radši investovat peníze do něčeho jinyho

[@larkalfen9510]

NO BROTHERS WAR

[@justwhitefacesdopefortress1077]

1 day later Czechia: Well this isn't going nowhere, want to go for a drink? Slovakia: Yeah

[@Sanctuphora]

Tohle by byla realita xD

[@schoreschdavoodi9930]

one day that's optimistic. okay maybe because they need to bring enough beer and wine to the front lines, i think that would be the major important supply issue in "that war."

[@babajoe4748]

I know this is a hypothetical video , and very well made one , but i would never fight a brother czech ! Greetings from Slovakia and have a nice day

[@xoutsideraspakavinatigo2650]

Breton Guard thats so nice of u salute from czechia Brother!

[@vitcenek8611]

Agree, I would never never fight a brother Slovak.

[@babajoe4748]

Thanks guys i appriecieate it

[@michalsodomka9391]

I would never never fight a brother Slovak !

[@yrisonblitz2056]

No wars, we're brothers

[@matej3316]

Unrealistic, the only place where we would fight is in the pub. But that has been already decided. Czechs win with beers Slovaks win with spirits. Plus, if it really happened: if Slovakia released all its gypsies then the Czech equipment would have disappeared, or maybe ours, who knows? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@davidmason4244]

They'll the czech kids to

[@davidmason4244]

They'll steal the czech kids to

[@f4ust85]

Otevři si radši další pivečko ty rasistická sračko.

[@yuriyu]

Naši otcovia a starí otcovia ktorí zakladali Československo by otáčali v hrobe čo sme to spôsobili - ja som slovák a hlásim sa k spoločnej histórii ČSR a vážim si ju- a ak by bola tá vojna, česi by mali navrch ale na konci by sme prehrali všetci -my sme jeden národ Our fathers and grandfathers who founded Czechoslovakia would turn in the grave of what we caused - I am Slovak and I support the common history of the Czechoslovak Republic and I respect it -and if the war were, the Czechs they would have the upper but in the end we would all lose -we are one nation

[@september-ho4gr]

Jeden národ teda niesme, no sesterské národy áno

[@bathos7674]

@@september-ho4gr dvojičky? :DDDD

[@tango3019]

In this comment section: Angry Czech people in Czech argue with other people who don’t speak Czech

[@dogerio]

Or who don't understand what hypothetical means

[@andrejsladkovic9849]

Česi by na nás nikdy nezaútočili ale určite by boli prví ktorí by nám pomohli keby nás niekto napadol

[@danielb9885]

Jojo

[@czramtin0398]

Bych teda neřekl

[@KaiserFranzGaming]

@@czramtin0398 Proč ne?

[@rainix3098]

Hlavně že vy jste nám pomohli a nepřidali se k náckům při první příležitosti...

[@jozkasmakalova3197]

Ano. Nikdo na naše bratry nebude útočit XD

[@panusny9824]

Typek zabudol že hokej už skončil takže je 0% že by sa to stalo

[@janrychly6651]

Spíše 0.000000000001% . Nikdy nevíš jistě.

[@lamamawa7541]

Thanks for the Video as a Czech! But Slovaks and Czechs would never go to War!

[@tomm8547]

We have strong friendship with Slovaks. We can't start war

[@TPTGopher]

Is it true that the relationship is actually friendlier now than it was when you were in the same country?

[@tomm8547]

@@TPTGopher our breakup was peaceful and friendly, not like Jugoslavia

[@michaldvorak2501]

Im not sure you notice, but most of the entries on his chanel are purely hypothetical

[@pirockpity5698]

Potkáme se na hranicích a dáme souboj slivovice x borovička......hodně dobrých chlapů padne a ještě hůř se bude ráno zvedat.

[@totygamescz6863]

Nikdy by mezi námi nebyla válka..... Sme jeden národ s dbouma jazyky.....

[@OfficialDaddys2]

Myslis ? Ja si uz cistim pistol na tazsie casy

[@tomasderner7511]

*Jsme *dvěma *v textu se nikdy nepíše více než tři tečky za sebou

[@kubajcz]

@@OfficialDaddys2 no já na tebe komunisto slovenskej

[@tompson1863]

@@kubajcz 🙄

[@jurkoskvarka2154]

@@kubajcz na slovensku je najvaćšia podpora demokracie potom komunizmu a až potom nazismu

[@tomaskysel8736]

I am from Slovakia and I think Slovaks and Czechs are too conected in phylosophy, that they want attack each other.

[@biohazarder2069]

Asi tak...

[@dominikthewolf8384]

Ale furt vidím ty komentáře Že jsme kokoti :/

[@WisdomFeather]

Skull to iste aj s nami :/ xD

[@Winner8501]

Now this was a funny episode for me as a Czech. Of course, Czechs would never fire at Slovaks, they're brothers, but these hypothetical scenarios are always interesting.

[@matejba67]

Same :D

[@mikeesuba]

;D

[@kubajcz]

Byla taky legrace jak nás bratříčci zaprodali Němcům a spojili se s nima 😀

[@kubajcz]

@Tim ale ty víš hovno o historii, jestli si myslíš že zrada Slovenska byla v pořádku.

[@kubajcz]

@Tim Slovenské národní povstání bylo až po nějaké době když si Slováci uvědomili jaká chyba to byla, a v sázce byla také záchrana reputace slovenského národa, to v 1939 se ale dá brát jako zrada

[@fabianpupi3997]

Blbosť Slováci by išly do vojny s klobásou a nie zbraňou a Česi s pivom😏

[@Rk-marskmen]

Přesně tak

[@stepanpokorny9366]

Slováci by nás mlátili klobásou 😂

[@Rk-marskmen]

Jo jo ale dal bych protože v čechach máme Babišovi drogy a ještě z Polska (nic proti Polákům) takže jo bratrské uzeniny by se hodíli

[@EuropeanPatriot8008]

Vy byste šli do války s kyjem a kopím my s Pivem a Zelenou

[@jurkoskvarka2154]

A halušky miesto granátou

[@ivanmico1]

Czechs and Slovaks are never going to fight against each other

[@davidreinhart373]

Slovaks are very aggressive when they lose in hockey against us. So never say never. :D

[@ivanmico1]

@@davidreinhart373 ale to je iba hokej... Však uvidíte tento rok ☺

[@nyarlathotep7204]

@@ivanmico1 Ano je to hokej a v tom je to hrozný. Fanoušci hokeje jsou pomalu víc agresivní po tom co jejich tým prohraje než Hitler po tom co Německo prohrálo 1. světovou.

[@ivanmico1]

@@nyarlathotep7204 to záleží. Niektorý fanúšikovia hokeja sú mierny iný agresivny. V iných oblastiach života je to to isté. Niekto je agresívny kvôli politike, niekto kvôli náboženstvu iný zas kvôli inému dôvodu. Ale dôležité je že česi a slováci sú bratia.

[@cma-jo1qx]

You know what would really happen? Soldiers would not give a shit about their orders, would meet up and had such a party they would be passed out for 3 days. War between CZ and SK simply aint possible :P. We like beer that much.

[@highgrounder5238]

As a czech, this war would never happen irl, but a fun scenario nevertheless.

[@jonascarva8032]

I'm from czech republic and we and slovakia will never fight!!!!

[@kawco]

I'm from Slovakia and I can confirm this 100% :)

[@jonascarva8032]

@@kawco máš pravdu

[@fronty9790]

Souhlasím

[@Bubahadr]

Well, there is one really important thing in this war... Almost every Czech man goes down, when Slovak girls say anything. Its some weird magic, what girls have in their language.

[@EuropeanPatriot8008]

No we are just soooooooo drunk

[@mysmetudoma9931]

This will never happen, we are brothers

[@dazzer3795]

@ScaryLobster You forgot to take your pills, again

[@dazzer3795]

@ScaryLobster I dont listen to the media, nice try

The most unrealistic situation you could possibly think of - the war between Czech Rep and Slovakia :DD

[@buri_vole6945]

Neasi😂

[@man21415]

Ikr

[@jirividenka2212]

Czech and slovakia never war this is bro state

[@nadezdaiii.5135]

@@gothikoi9472 wtf však se mame rádi xdd

[@robertsain7011]

Vy by ste vihral lebo máte metro

[@robertsain7011]

@Marek Tužák lebo metro je život

[@Feroxing12]

all ten czech tanks and 4 jets are gonna battle five Slovak tanks and 2 jet fighters. epic battle.

[@Feroxing12]

LOL googled 120 czech tanks vs 22 slovak.

[@MarioSlezak]

Free healtcare and education is somehow more important for us.

[@AchtungMann]

Slovak and Czech people would never fight against eachother. Why? Because we are brothers and sisters

[@mrsslav5593]

glad we broke up and your statement is whom you would ask more and more by time many Czechs same as me are glad of our own nation in which you do not slowing us down or waiting for another betrayal ehm ehm 1939

[@MartinLeong25]

Someone must know what hypothesis is

[@antiyt6211]

@@mrsslav5593 wtf man we hadnt got any choice in 1939 we would be annexed or be a state we are thankfull that you put money in slovakia but we contributed too -_-

[@hansweissabel123]

I'm from Slovakia and I think we would never fight. This hypotheticle video has It's own concept that I like because the comperson of what they have and what we have is kinda sad to see. We aren't doing as great as them. I hope that it's going to change as soon as possible so we are on there league and perhaps we could merge our countries once again for longer period of time.

[@noedeliama4858]

We are brothers that would never attack each other

[@adlerzwei]

Do you understand the meaning of hypothetical? 😑

[@czechguy5270]

No ! We are brothers !!

[@simongabriel5958]

Přesně

[@hewkiiCZ]

This is actualy scifi as fuck, we would never fight against Slovakian brothers lel

[@Roman-uo6gq]

nikdy neříkej nikdy :D

[@hewkiiCZ]

@@Roman-uo6gq Tak i kdyby, byla by to strašná plácaná :DD

[@megabite3869]

Češi, Slováci a válka. 3 slova, která ve větě nedávají smysl :D

[@EuropeanPatriot8008]

zaměň válku za opileckou rvačku v moravský hodpodě

[@nikolasmares603]

Czech republic and Slovakia would never fight they are brother countries I m czech and i take slovakians like brothers

[@nikolasmares603]

Češi a Slováci to jsou bratři, já bych rači chtěl abychom se zase spojili a byli znovu jako jedna země. Československo ale bez komunistů.

[@nikolasmares603]

Ale srát na to, s komunistama nebo bez já bych jenom chtěl abychom byli opět spolu

[@mariajurcisinova511]

but czech steal Kč flag

[@nikolasmares603]

What

[@adrika3365]

a keby aj tak aby sme hovorili po česki lebo slovenčina je strašne ale že strašne ťažká a naši jaziko vedci sú najväčší debili na svete♥

[@TADAMAT-CZ]

Ta válka by vypadala asi jako Vánoce roku 1914

[@bathos7674]

S hokejkami na ľade :DDD

[@ondrospaniel8210]

Nikdy by sme nenapadli Čechov a oni nás.

[@mrvere7768]

WE ARE BROTHERS NOT RIVALS!

[@Uranium_Enjoyer]

True, but it’s just a simulation

[@KaiserFranzGaming]

@@Uranium_Enjoyer Simulation of what? People would throw away their weapons and refuse attacking.

[@Uranium_Enjoyer]

Fr4nt1s3k A simulation of war. You are right, that would happen. But this is just a war simulation where both countries have an equal morale to fight. I agree with you, it’s just this is a prediction if they were to fight.

[@adomantm]

thats impossible we love each other WE ARE NOT LIKE YOUGOLAVS

[@cervenakarkulka69]

@Vibe gottem

[@theghostkillz8921]

*"hypothetical"* scenario. You don't understand those two words?

[@ondrejhudec2789]

Czech and Slovaks who do not understand the word "hypothetical" in 3... 2... 1...

[@adamsvoboda9753]

No way we will fight each other. More likely we would through the guys with that idea out of the window. Kind a tradition here. Thanks for nice video.

[@davidhouseman4328]

Defenestration is one of my favourite words.

[@lukassch.209]

Czech vs Austria

[@chileanyways9178]

why would we fight lmao

[@petrmilota6398]

we could always solve problems over borovicka, slivovica, pivo or vino with our slovak brothers :)

[@Martindos33]

Koľko Slovákov chodí do Česka a koľko Čechov na Slovensko. Myslim si, že máloktoré dve krajiny sú si tak velmi blízke.

[@Smortn]

Tak kdiť Brno je druhé největší studenské město Slovenska :-)

[@WAPBodie]

The war between Slovak and Czech republic is as hypothetical as the war between ice bears and the pigeons.

[@milanjudak7574]

If our armies ever met we would just haw a bier,march home and kick out our "leaders" Czechs and slovaks would not fight

[@robloxgamerman8457]

This is not meant to be realistic dude

[@milanjudak7574]

@@robloxgamerman8457 i know

[@richir1946]

Haha :D That would be more espionage war and about sabotages. Even almost every Slovak can easily speak in Czech. Result of this war would depend on two the most important factors: What would be poisoned first? - beer or schnapps(palenka) :D

[@darys2666]

we are brothers forever!🔐

[@kalamaros]

Češi ani Slováci by proti sobě nikdy nebojovali.

[@stepanpokorny9366]

Nikdy nevíš může to vypuknout kvůli úplné kravíně 😆

[@akcjaxd7863]

Trudno mi sobie wyobrazić te dwa kraje na wojnie ze sobą. :D It is hard for me to imagine these two countries at war with each other :D

[@hinomemusic]

true :D I'm from Slovakia, and I really can't imagine what would have to happen for us to start a war like this. btw Pozdrawiam do Polska :D

[@drakixdrakox2931]

A brother would never fight a brother

[@imperatorscientiaestpotent8403]

Czechs and Slovaks be like: Hippity hoppity this chat is Czechoslovak property

[@MarioSlezak]

Pivo, alebo dve?

[@Sanctuphora]

@@MarioSlezak tři prosím

[@xeji4348]

US vs EU(united) Soviet Union vs China(1989) China vs Philippines

[@zerefsunlimitedshipworks]

ASEAN vs China Chile vs Peru United States vs European Union Colombia vs Venezuela Spain vs Portugal (Make sure Britain stays out) Austria vs Czechia Slovakia vs Hungary Serbia vs Albania+Kosovo Egypt vs Sudan Philippines vs Malaysia

[@broskvovysirup]

Nobody: Slovak people: *angry noisses*

[@augustus8957]

Wher are you from hm?

[@broskvovysirup]

@@augustus8957 A záleží na tom nějak? :D

[@thomashvonweikirchen2137]

@Slovak Countryball To, že si udělá srandu ze Slováků hned neznamená že nemá rád Slovensko.

[@whatcolorisdeath1266]

niekto sa na tomto nasere 😂

[@banagher81]

Já bych dal Slovensku ultimátum.. Jestli nám nepošlete 1000 vagónů uzenejch korbačíků, tak k vám vtrhnem... :-)

[@theta3404]

Miluju korbačíky

[@temugenie2698]

středověkej tribut bude

[@Dan-dz5pn]

Czechia and Slovakia - We never attack because we are brothers!!

[@csabafrancziszti4461]

We would only infiltrate each others bars 🤷

[@ondrejbublavy7952]

I'm form Slovakia and the fact is that only 4 of our Mig-29s are operational and our tank force consists of only 22 T-72s and no reserve ones, so we would certainly lose (only hoping for partisan warfare). Anyway, good video! PS: Love how correctly he pronounced "Bratislava"

[@hamsterbacke5962]

I do Think the czech army isnt combat ready as well. Sure They do have better numbers and qualified but I Doubt that all of their 14 gripens are air worthy.

[@patrikfranko8843]

Germany vs V4

[@PEMACZ]

THIS Is SOOOOOOO GOOOD IDEA

[@micsim_0437]

Czechia and Slovakia never fighting. Czechoslovakia🇨🇿🇸🇰💓

[@dxdxdxxd]

Xdragon 55 myslím že naprostá většina lidí poslaná do boje by to odmítla.

[@yotabota5120]

If Slovakia wins, they will call their new empire Slovakoczechia

[@onlydave-xh9ox]

But slovakia never win

[@matusgazdacko2489]

@@onlydave-xh9ox cuz war will never happen

[@onlydave-xh9ox]

@@matusgazdacko2489 yea thats right

[@sehirdenkoyekacanadam3281]

Yotabota fucck your country and sLovak nation.Czech and sLovak gypsies not brother.

[@lmaocetung]

Na naše bratry by jsme nikdy nezaůtočili🇨🇿🇸🇰

[@owwerlord6921]

alespoň do té doby dokud nás neporazí v hokeji...pak by měli problém

[@cloudclown8886]

Nemyslím si, že by ste nezaútočili, keby vám to dali rozkazom ;)

[@lmaocetung]

@@owwerlord6921 to jo😤 😂

[@Slimbim123]

Tomu ver ani mi na vass

[@davidantony430]

Už odjakživa sme bratia a sestry a navždy budeme nech sa deje čokoľvek 🙂🙂🇨🇿🇸🇰❣️

[@Eunos_FD3S]

Please do Philippines vs. Canada! The president of Philippines said he’d declare war on Canada if they don’t pick up their trash.

[@dalsosegno]

buttfucked by canada -a filipino

[@tatonoot1950]

@@dalsosegno they are too far away. An entire ocean and both dont have much of a navy

[@eodyn7]

Looks like more Filipinas are headed to NA. lol

[@heneraldodzz4978]

Philippines might win because Canada is full of liberals that can't even decide where bathroom to go

[@masterofalltrades_]

He was not talking about a real war.

[@De3dlus]

Czechoslovakia against whom?

[@James_Hare_cz]

So fricking funny..............

[@De3dlus]

@@James_Hare_cz a kto to przyszedł? pan maruda niszczyciel dobrej zabawy pogromca uśmiechów dzieci

[@James_Hare_cz]

@@De3dlus a nemyslel si náhodou? "Against who" a né "Against whom" protože pokud si to myslel jako czsk proti někomu jinému a tím myslím bez urážky k cz nebo sk tak ok ale pokud si tím chtěl urazit cz nebo sk tak to je vskutku nečestné.😏

[@vitacit]

i think the war between us and czech would end in 10 minutes in the bar drinking beer together.....

[@klonik79]

Nah, drinking would start 10 minutes before, and end 3 days later with noone remembering what was the reason to get such horrible hangover ...

[@noldo3837]

Well, both after the separation and now, the soldiers and units from both armies know each other well, personally. And fighting in southern Moravia and Wallachia, close to Vizovice, could end up the only possible way - ending up in a wine cellar, get terribly drunk, have a terrible hangover, and in the morning going home, thinking that this whole war idea was reaaly f*cked up, hoping that noone has posted it on FB.

[@schoreschdavoodi9930]

and don't forget the spouces who already knew it had been just an coverup for a huge payed binational drinking contest. So after you return home you will have explain your wife that it had been a "real war" and no bi national wide covered drinking contest.

[@131YOURFRIEND]

thank you Binkov. Im from Slovakia. I didnt ever dream that you will once make video about military confrontation of former Czechoslovakia countries. Czechia is ahead of us in military (yet), but we also bought newest F-16 block 70/72 from US. So it could change the development of war. But Czechia would win the war anyway. They have better military traditions than we have and better military leadership.

[@greentoonsstudio5880]

Czech republic ( me ) and Slovakia are brothers we don t kill cz vs sk side by side we are fiendly we Are not enemies we Are brothers with Slovakia

[@adamnemcek9543]

Ale on to myslel tak akoby to priebehalo keby sa to stalo

[@greentoonsstudio5880]

@@adamnemcek9543 zbytečný konflikt

[@roxterat]

@@adamnemcek9543 prebiehalo by to tak ze by sa na to obidve strany vysrali

[@staarrliner4993]

I have an interesting suggestion for a hypothetical war. A Texan independence movement vs. the United States.

[@videogamebomer]

The US would completely dominate Texas.

[@staarrliner4993]

videogamebomer, obviously. It’s still a fun hypothetical if you know the social environment in Texas.

[@videogamebomer]

@@staarrliner4993 definitely

[@reddyforlenny9389]

@@videogamebomer i dunno, Texas is known for supplying the US Army with some of their best troops

[@videogamebomer]

@@reddyforlenny9389 Ask the Germans how much quality mattered against the Russians

[@albertohusay3002]

Recently the Philippine president threaten to declare war on Canada. Please do Philippines vs. Canada.

[@PinoyRicochet]

I'd actually love to see that as I got relatives living in both countries. Wonder how they'd react on if that video ever gets made.

[@Old_Ladies]

Seeing as both sides don't have much of a navy it would be a boring war with small skirmishes and no victory.

[@zerefsunlimitedshipworks]

Nah. Canada would just apologize and take the trash.

[@egoalter1276]

What the actual fuck.

[@wondrejek6697]

War of brotherly nations. Who would win? No war. Žádná válka nebude, proč by byla válka mezi Českem a Sloveskem?

[@ufolovec3537]

Tak každému musí být jasné, že by válka vůbec neproběhla, technika obou armád by nedojela na pozice, protože by se v po cestě rozsypala a kdyby nějakou náhodou tam se štěstím nějaká dojela, tak by vypálila pár ran páč do toho nemáme dostatek munice, protože na ni nemáme. A naše mocné letectvo by se zmohlo tak možná na pár kroužků, musíme s nimi opatrně, máme je jen půjčené! Nemůžeme si je dovolit ztratit, taky by došli na provoz finance a slovenské migi by popadali po cestě a při vzletu, tady by nám pomohl generál zašlí čas. A vybavení vojáků škoda mluvit, Češi by vyfásli Rum, slivovičku a slováci borovičku a rozhodující bitva by proběhla pravděpodobně někde v krčmě na hranicích s pěstičkama na kterou by taky asi nedošlo, takto ozbrojený a posílený voják by se netrefil do obličeje nepřítele. Dotyčný tvůrce nemá vůbec přehled, o schopnostech našich udatných silných armádách. Toto video nemohu považovat za věrnou simulaci.....

[@m69crimson]

Zdravím z USA! A máš úplnou pravdu. 16 milionu ozralych čechoslováků by se nakonec poplacalo po zádech a šli by jsme všichni zpět do našich lokálních hospod.

[@Martina-Kosicanka]

Bravo! Táto verzia sa viac blíži pravde než pôvodný kontent

[@veny4507]

Češi i Slováci jsou rádi že vůbec nějaké vojsko Maj... A toto by byla naprosto zbytečná válka, která je nerealna😂🙄🙄

[@greentoonsstudio5880]

Zbytečný boj a ještě na Slovensko které je přátelské a jsme vlastně spolu jako bratři

[@rower1698]

Je to čisto hypotetické

[@rgb9795]

Czech Republic vs Slovakia who would win : USA

[@levraphaelben-david]

I love Czech & Slovakia, So I believe they won't attack themselves .Respect from Thailand

[@projectill]

We would never fight against our Slovak brothers !

[@simonblusk6900]

Why would we ever attack our brothers ?

[@YourLocalMairaaboo]

Maybe a foreign power instated a dictatorship loyal to them, and this war is the result of a countercoup?

[@sportshub9282]

@Communist Party of Czech republic dobre komunisto😂😂😂

[@vojtechzlesa6969]

@Communist Party of Czech republic Pos*aný komunisty bych nikdy nebral jako bratry

[@chewbacca4072]

@@vojtechzlesa6969 Souhlas. Pokud si Češi znovanastolí diktaturu proletariátu tak přesnoc budu Slovák.

[@andrejstruhacka9112]

@@vojtechzlesa6969 presne zničili čo mohli mrdky

[@MrHaVLy]

Czech and Slovakia is brothers in arms.

[@stefanxgordik]

if czechia and slovakia had to fight, I think a lot of us would simply refuse to go into war with each other

[@swag_debiljak_frajer]

Czechia and slovakia are brothers we cant fight

[@brembor6258]

Actually no Slovakia hates Czech so We hated them back.

[@swag_debiljak_frajer]

@@brembor6258 i dont hate em

[@postcation]

@@brembor6258 not true

[@BallSack_123]

@@brembor6258 what the fuck is wrong with you?!

[@Luky357]

@@brembor6258 I'm from the Czech Republic and I have to say that the Czech Republic and Slovakia are brothers and they just wouldn't report a war, so you're lying