I am a Czech and my wife is from Slovakia, so I have this war every day. But in contrast to this video, Slovakia mostly wins.. :D
@detective44495 жыл бұрын
Ahaha no woman can defeat
@meandmetoo84365 жыл бұрын
@@yellowyellow7476 Even though I do think the dude above is going completely overboard, if you think that not wanting to be with a woman is being homosexual, then you're pretty much saying that men get with women for sex only...
@f.c.laukhard36235 жыл бұрын
@InfiniteMushroom Sorry for you. You must live in a strange area where all women are feminists with no exceptions. Or well, you should go out and get to know more people.
@dontbeadebil50465 жыл бұрын
@InfiniteMushroom you also single AF and possibly virgin.
@SRPSvatoslav4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@corgon-uf7zq5 жыл бұрын
Češi a Slováci by na seba narazili na Morave, a tam by sa spolu dobre ožrali.
@chalengersk21543 жыл бұрын
A keby vyhravalo česko tak by sa zastavili na východe slovenska a tam by sa tiez ozrali:DD
@Martina-Kosicanka3 жыл бұрын
@@chalengersk2154 Este lepšie... A to nepodceňujem moravské vinohrady, len som vychodniarka a mam isté životné skúsenosti :D
@stepanmotyka84343 жыл бұрын
True
@kitfisto51323 жыл бұрын
Anoo vínečko, pivečko 😄
@samuelwirth83374 жыл бұрын
Slovakia is a smaller brother of Czechia that grew up and separated from Czechia. Only time we fight is in ice hockey.
@suwinkhamchaiwong83824 жыл бұрын
Samuel Wirth *Hypothetical*
@hushpuppy17354 жыл бұрын
8:34 listen to what he said, are you really taking this video seriously?
@jitkablasch73993 жыл бұрын
Czech Republic idiot
@spiderkatter80593 жыл бұрын
I think that 2 minuts after the start of the war czech and slovaks would get drunk together and totally forget about some war
@JarinCOD3 жыл бұрын
Actually true.
@like_mate_stop_procrastinating3 жыл бұрын
yeah, exactly!
@liberoAquila3 жыл бұрын
True, i wish it was the same for yugoslavs
@Adomavo3 жыл бұрын
XDD
@plenex5 жыл бұрын
From my experience.. if Czech and Slovak army meet in field.. war will end in rivers of alcohol and singing together :D
@vlastimilzlamal29823 жыл бұрын
Yeah, probably contest in singing, dancing and drinking. Slavic triathlon? xDD
@nmac15634 жыл бұрын
Czech republic vs Slovakia, the most hypothetical war ever
@christopherdunstan17083 жыл бұрын
Sooner America would declare war on Mars.
@topnep33705 жыл бұрын
Czechoslovakia vs east germany 1989.
@redexbruh2555 жыл бұрын
Slovakia never was country that would be great in war, but mainly, there is absolutely no reason, nor will ever be, people of Czechia and Slovakia will ever fight against each other. Not because we don't have reasons, but because we were and still are brothers. People simply wouldn't fight. No matter what.
@slow_nikto5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@kubajcz5 жыл бұрын
Tohle je jen simulace války, představ si že prostě Slováci a Češi mezi sebou nemají nic společného, jazyk úplně jiný, žádný dobrý vztahy. Prostě válka nehledě na nějakých vztazích.
4 жыл бұрын
I would never ever point a gun at my Czech brother!! At least until our F16s and Blackhawks arrive :D
@zyilund3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
3 жыл бұрын
@@robp3284 of course but how you knew? Are you some kind of very special agent?
3 жыл бұрын
@@robp3284 Don't worry I already know. You are a translator in very special forces 🤣
@quadrille49593 жыл бұрын
Mezitím by nám Čechům přišli 2 Pandury XD (pečený sněhulák reference)
@tgrgdv26213 жыл бұрын
Alternate timeline: Breakup of Yugoslavia: peaceful Breakup of Czechoslovakia: bloody war
@looinrims2 жыл бұрын
Balkans? Peace? Impossible
@krtek83394 жыл бұрын
To by bola vojna, 15 000 000 ožratých ľudí na hraniciach :D by sme spravili nový svetový rekord :D
@daczechboi86444 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDD
@cetriemmmmm71774 жыл бұрын
Best regards to our Czech and Slovakian brothers from Croatia!
@vcpartisan125 жыл бұрын
You could do czechoslovakia vs nazi germany in 1938
@highgrounder52385 жыл бұрын
This.
@131YOURFRIEND5 жыл бұрын
Yes yes
@Martin-gb1op5 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@dontbeadebil50465 жыл бұрын
With Luftwaffe already a beast and non existent CSK airforce absolute air dominance be achieved in a day.
@131YOURFRIEND5 жыл бұрын
@Русс градUSSR would intervene only if France did so (France guaranteed CSK too)
@akiraevil66825 жыл бұрын
Tohle je opravdu hodně hypotetické video. Malé neshody můžou být mezi námi vždy, ale v případě války mezi Českem a Slovenskem se vsadím, že by hromada vojáků, pilotů a tankistů radši složila zbraně, než by do takové války šli. Tyto dvě země jsou spojeny přes rodiny a přátele a spousty dalšími věcmi. Naopak si myslím, že tyto dva státy navždy a navěky budou bojovat spolu a spolupracovat bez ohledu na nějaké členství v NATO, v EU nebo vojenské pakty. Jednoduše, sáhněte nám na naše bratry a máte za zadkem i nás.
@TADEAS-or3gm5 жыл бұрын
To je dost hezký komentář a dost pravdivý.
@dominikthewolf83845 жыл бұрын
Ne Ne my jo ale trup slováci ne ;)
@imperialstardestroyer7125 жыл бұрын
@@dominikthewolf8384 My jsme se slovakama bratři
@dominikthewolf83845 жыл бұрын
@@imperialstardestroyer712 jo jsme ale mrzí mě ti co na své bratry nadávají 😭🙄
@Rachotilko4 жыл бұрын
Bratříčku... Mám na lícach slzy ako hrachy. Vďaka
@andy_dandy09885 жыл бұрын
We are Brothers not enemies
@nochybanieraczej23075 жыл бұрын
@Samuel Derfenyi Dokładnie tak, twórzmy pokój nie wojnę SŁOWIAŃSCY BRACIA !
@PVMChannel5 жыл бұрын
Jojo pravda
@cizak2265 жыл бұрын
czech man wont attack slovakian brother , we are the same , slovaks just eats more sheep cheese and have bigger moutains :D
@Rk-marskmen5 жыл бұрын
Ovšem
@foreststalkerbrothers4 жыл бұрын
Never would i, Czech, aim a rifle at Slovak.
@Martina-Kosicanka4 жыл бұрын
And vice versa. It is disgusting to even think of it. I can´t imagine to shoot at somebody who I can completely understand. Not even your language, but your mindset as well.
@foreststalkerbrothers4 жыл бұрын
@@Martina-Kosicanka slavs should not have more brother wars
@Martina-Kosicanka4 жыл бұрын
@@foreststalkerbrothers Amen to that
@magtinfal79085 жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is that no matter who wins, the country will still be called Czechoslovakia
@magistermilitum12065 жыл бұрын
Fuck never thought of that
@cwovictor32815 жыл бұрын
What about Slovakoczechia?
@maximgunnarson32915 жыл бұрын
Mag Tinfal old joke bro..🤷🏼♂️
@kubajcz4 жыл бұрын
@@cwovictor3281 ani náhodou, stejně je nás většina. To je jako kdyby se spojené státy americké jmenovali spojené státy mexické protože je tam méně mexičanu.
@johnbane61995 жыл бұрын
We Czechs would surrender, and then destroy Slovakian Empire from within , our favorite method of winning
@Simi8225 жыл бұрын
Austria remembers
@Simi8225 жыл бұрын
@Hungary #1 nem hiszem
@andrewcampbell4255 жыл бұрын
😂 I love the Czech Republic but it has got an unfortunate history of being invaded! With that being said Bohemia and Moravia endured very well as combined and separate states.
@kubajcz4 жыл бұрын
My by jsme se nevzdali proti pár pastýřum ovcí z tater.. To oni by se vzdali máme i lepší armádu a Bratislava je hned u hranic takže by jsme je obsadili hned
@jurkoskvarka21544 жыл бұрын
@@kubajcz ačo tatry?(autá aj hory)
@arwing205 жыл бұрын
Out of all the wars you have featured, this one would be the most sad. These two nations are like an old couple that got divorced with no hard feelings, and are still friendly to each other.
@pk-zi7lm5 жыл бұрын
the only winner is Czechoslovakia
@toman4085 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Current Czech prime minister is actually from Slovakia, born in Bratislava 1954 and can't even speak proper Czech language... tho Czech and Slovak language is so similar that most people from other European nations won't be able to hear the difference.
@EuropeanPatriot80085 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: He is the biggest dumbass what i have ever seen. #thiswassomotherfuckigoffense
@mtooo53864 жыл бұрын
We had arleady occupied Czechia before you even noticed :D
@spevputnika80715 жыл бұрын
Only war between Czech and Slovakia can be a beer war.
@petrvilimek60415 жыл бұрын
Or hockey
@TheElderMaster-xr8lf5 жыл бұрын
@@metanumia Kulajda
@kubajcz5 жыл бұрын
Czechs would win easily. Slovakian beer is shit.
@kubajcz4 жыл бұрын
@@Antorion Bratislavu máte blízko hranic takže hlavní město by bylo hned pod českou kontrolou a vláda by se zhroutila a hory by nás nezastavili ale k čemu válka to už radši investovat peníze do něčeho jinyho
@larkalfen95105 жыл бұрын
NO BROTHERS WAR
@justwhitefacesdopefortress10773 жыл бұрын
1 day later Czechia: Well this isn't going nowhere, want to go for a drink? Slovakia: Yeah
@Sanctuphora3 жыл бұрын
Tohle by byla realita xD
@schoreschdavoodi99302 жыл бұрын
one day that's optimistic. okay maybe because they need to bring enough beer and wine to the front lines, i think that would be the major important supply issue in "that war."
@babajoe47484 жыл бұрын
I know this is a hypothetical video , and very well made one , but i would never fight a brother czech ! Greetings from Slovakia and have a nice day
@xoutsideraspakavinatigo26504 жыл бұрын
Breton Guard thats so nice of u salute from czechia Brother!
@vitcenek86114 жыл бұрын
Agree, I would never never fight a brother Slovak.
@babajoe47484 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys i appriecieate it
@michalsodomka93914 жыл бұрын
I would never never fight a brother Slovak !
@yrisonblitz20563 жыл бұрын
No wars, we're brothers
@matej33162 жыл бұрын
Unrealistic, the only place where we would fight is in the pub. But that has been already decided. Czechs win with beers Slovaks win with spirits. Plus, if it really happened: if Slovakia released all its gypsies then the Czech equipment would have disappeared, or maybe ours, who knows? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@davidmason42442 жыл бұрын
They'll the czech kids to
@davidmason42442 жыл бұрын
They'll steal the czech kids to
@f4ust85 Жыл бұрын
Otevři si radši další pivečko ty rasistická sračko.
@yuriyu4 жыл бұрын
Naši otcovia a starí otcovia ktorí zakladali Československo by otáčali v hrobe čo sme to spôsobili - ja som slovák a hlásim sa k spoločnej histórii ČSR a vážim si ju- a ak by bola tá vojna, česi by mali navrch ale na konci by sme prehrali všetci -my sme jeden národ Our fathers and grandfathers who founded Czechoslovakia would turn in the grave of what we caused - I am Slovak and I support the common history of the Czechoslovak Republic and I respect it -and if the war were, the Czechs they would have the upper but in the end we would all lose -we are one nation
@september-ho4gr3 жыл бұрын
Jeden národ teda niesme, no sesterské národy áno
@bathos7674 Жыл бұрын
@@september-ho4gr dvojičky? :DDDD
@tango30195 жыл бұрын
In this comment section: Angry Czech people in Czech argue with other people who don’t speak Czech
@dogerio5 жыл бұрын
Or who don't understand what hypothetical means
@andrejsladkovic98495 жыл бұрын
Česi by na nás nikdy nezaútočili ale určite by boli prví ktorí by nám pomohli keby nás niekto napadol
@danielb98855 жыл бұрын
Jojo
@czramtin03985 жыл бұрын
Bych teda neřekl
@KaiserFranzGaming5 жыл бұрын
@@czramtin0398 Proč ne?
@rainix30985 жыл бұрын
Hlavně že vy jste nám pomohli a nepřidali se k náckům při první příležitosti...
@jozkasmakalova31975 жыл бұрын
Ano. Nikdo na naše bratry nebude útočit XD
@panusny98245 жыл бұрын
Typek zabudol že hokej už skončil takže je 0% že by sa to stalo
@janrychly66515 жыл бұрын
Spíše 0.000000000001% . Nikdy nevíš jistě.
@lamamawa7541 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the Video as a Czech! But Slovaks and Czechs would never go to War!
@tomm85475 жыл бұрын
We have strong friendship with Slovaks. We can't start war
@TPTGopher5 жыл бұрын
Is it true that the relationship is actually friendlier now than it was when you were in the same country?
@tomm85475 жыл бұрын
@@TPTGopher our breakup was peaceful and friendly, not like Jugoslavia
@michaldvorak25015 жыл бұрын
Im not sure you notice, but most of the entries on his chanel are purely hypothetical
@pirockpity56982 жыл бұрын
Potkáme se na hranicích a dáme souboj slivovice x borovička......hodně dobrých chlapů padne a ještě hůř se bude ráno zvedat.
@totygamescz68635 жыл бұрын
Nikdy by mezi námi nebyla válka..... Sme jeden národ s dbouma jazyky.....
@OfficialDaddys25 жыл бұрын
Myslis ? Ja si uz cistim pistol na tazsie casy
@tomasderner75115 жыл бұрын
*Jsme *dvěma *v textu se nikdy nepíše více než tři tečky za sebou
@kubajcz5 жыл бұрын
@@OfficialDaddys2 no já na tebe komunisto slovenskej
@tompson18635 жыл бұрын
@@kubajcz 🙄
@jurkoskvarka21544 жыл бұрын
@@kubajcz na slovensku je najvaćšia podpora demokracie potom komunizmu a až potom nazismu
@tomaskysel87365 жыл бұрын
I am from Slovakia and I think Slovaks and Czechs are too conected in phylosophy, that they want attack each other.
@biohazarder20695 жыл бұрын
Asi tak...
@dominikthewolf83845 жыл бұрын
Ale furt vidím ty komentáře Že jsme kokoti :/
@WisdomFeather4 жыл бұрын
Skull to iste aj s nami :/ xD
@Winner85015 жыл бұрын
Now this was a funny episode for me as a Czech. Of course, Czechs would never fire at Slovaks, they're brothers, but these hypothetical scenarios are always interesting.
@matejba675 жыл бұрын
Same :D
@mikeesuba5 жыл бұрын
;D
@kubajcz4 жыл бұрын
Byla taky legrace jak nás bratříčci zaprodali Němcům a spojili se s nima 😀
@kubajcz3 жыл бұрын
@Tim ale ty víš hovno o historii, jestli si myslíš že zrada Slovenska byla v pořádku.
@kubajcz3 жыл бұрын
@Tim Slovenské národní povstání bylo až po nějaké době když si Slováci uvědomili jaká chyba to byla, a v sázce byla také záchrana reputace slovenského národa, to v 1939 se ale dá brát jako zrada
@fabianpupi39975 жыл бұрын
Blbosť Slováci by išly do vojny s klobásou a nie zbraňou a Česi s pivom😏
@Rk-marskmen5 жыл бұрын
Přesně tak
@stepanpokorny93665 жыл бұрын
Slováci by nás mlátili klobásou 😂
@Rk-marskmen5 жыл бұрын
Jo jo ale dal bych protože v čechach máme Babišovi drogy a ještě z Polska (nic proti Polákům) takže jo bratrské uzeniny by se hodíli
@EuropeanPatriot80085 жыл бұрын
Vy byste šli do války s kyjem a kopím my s Pivem a Zelenou
@jurkoskvarka21544 жыл бұрын
A halušky miesto granátou
@ivanmico15 жыл бұрын
Czechs and Slovaks are never going to fight against each other
@davidreinhart3735 жыл бұрын
Slovaks are very aggressive when they lose in hockey against us. So never say never. :D
@ivanmico15 жыл бұрын
@@davidreinhart373 ale to je iba hokej... Však uvidíte tento rok ☺
@nyarlathotep72045 жыл бұрын
@@ivanmico1 Ano je to hokej a v tom je to hrozný. Fanoušci hokeje jsou pomalu víc agresivní po tom co jejich tým prohraje než Hitler po tom co Německo prohrálo 1. světovou.
@ivanmico15 жыл бұрын
@@nyarlathotep7204 to záleží. Niektorý fanúšikovia hokeja sú mierny iný agresivny. V iných oblastiach života je to to isté. Niekto je agresívny kvôli politike, niekto kvôli náboženstvu iný zas kvôli inému dôvodu. Ale dôležité je že česi a slováci sú bratia.
@cma-jo1qx5 жыл бұрын
You know what would really happen? Soldiers would not give a shit about their orders, would meet up and had such a party they would be passed out for 3 days. War between CZ and SK simply aint possible :P. We like beer that much.
@highgrounder52385 жыл бұрын
As a czech, this war would never happen irl, but a fun scenario nevertheless.
@jonascarva80325 жыл бұрын
I'm from czech republic and we and slovakia will never fight!!!!
@kawco5 жыл бұрын
I'm from Slovakia and I can confirm this 100% :)
@jonascarva80325 жыл бұрын
@@kawco máš pravdu
@fronty97905 жыл бұрын
Souhlasím
@Bubahadr5 жыл бұрын
Well, there is one really important thing in this war... Almost every Czech man goes down, when Slovak girls say anything. Its some weird magic, what girls have in their language.
@EuropeanPatriot80085 жыл бұрын
No we are just soooooooo drunk
@mysmetudoma99315 жыл бұрын
This will never happen, we are brothers
@dazzer37955 жыл бұрын
@ScaryLobster You forgot to take your pills, again
@dazzer37955 жыл бұрын
@ScaryLobster I dont listen to the media, nice try
4 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic situation you could possibly think of - the war between Czech Rep and Slovakia :DD
@buri_vole69454 жыл бұрын
Neasi😂
@man214154 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jirividenka22125 жыл бұрын
Czech and slovakia never war this is bro state
@nadezdaiii.51355 жыл бұрын
@@gothikoi9472 wtf však se mame rádi xdd
@robertsain70115 жыл бұрын
Vy by ste vihral lebo máte metro
@robertsain70114 жыл бұрын
@Marek Tužák lebo metro je život
@Feroxing125 жыл бұрын
all ten czech tanks and 4 jets are gonna battle five Slovak tanks and 2 jet fighters. epic battle.
@Feroxing125 жыл бұрын
LOL googled 120 czech tanks vs 22 slovak.
@MarioSlezak5 жыл бұрын
Free healtcare and education is somehow more important for us.
@AchtungMann5 жыл бұрын
Slovak and Czech people would never fight against eachother. Why? Because we are brothers and sisters
@mrsslav55935 жыл бұрын
glad we broke up and your statement is whom you would ask more and more by time many Czechs same as me are glad of our own nation in which you do not slowing us down or waiting for another betrayal ehm ehm 1939
@MartinLeong255 жыл бұрын
Someone must know what hypothesis is
@antiyt62115 жыл бұрын
@@mrsslav5593 wtf man we hadnt got any choice in 1939 we would be annexed or be a state we are thankfull that you put money in slovakia but we contributed too -_-
@hansweissabel1235 жыл бұрын
I'm from Slovakia and I think we would never fight. This hypotheticle video has It's own concept that I like because the comperson of what they have and what we have is kinda sad to see. We aren't doing as great as them. I hope that it's going to change as soon as possible so we are on there league and perhaps we could merge our countries once again for longer period of time.
@noedeliama48585 жыл бұрын
We are brothers that would never attack each other
@adlerzwei5 жыл бұрын
Do you understand the meaning of hypothetical? 😑
@czechguy52705 жыл бұрын
No ! We are brothers !!
@simongabriel59585 жыл бұрын
Přesně
@hewkiiCZ5 жыл бұрын
This is actualy scifi as fuck, we would never fight against Slovakian brothers lel
@Roman-uo6gq5 жыл бұрын
nikdy neříkej nikdy :D
@hewkiiCZ5 жыл бұрын
@@Roman-uo6gq Tak i kdyby, byla by to strašná plácaná :DD
@megabite38695 жыл бұрын
Češi, Slováci a válka. 3 slova, která ve větě nedávají smysl :D
@EuropeanPatriot80085 жыл бұрын
zaměň válku za opileckou rvačku v moravský hodpodě
@nikolasmares6035 жыл бұрын
Czech republic and Slovakia would never fight they are brother countries I m czech and i take slovakians like brothers
@nikolasmares6035 жыл бұрын
Češi a Slováci to jsou bratři, já bych rači chtěl abychom se zase spojili a byli znovu jako jedna země. Československo ale bez komunistů.
@nikolasmares6035 жыл бұрын
Ale srát na to, s komunistama nebo bez já bych jenom chtěl abychom byli opět spolu
@mariajurcisinova5115 жыл бұрын
but czech steal Kč flag
@nikolasmares6035 жыл бұрын
What
@adrika33655 жыл бұрын
a keby aj tak aby sme hovorili po česki lebo slovenčina je strašne ale že strašne ťažká a naši jaziko vedci sú najväčší debili na svete♥
@TADAMAT-CZ4 жыл бұрын
Ta válka by vypadala asi jako Vánoce roku 1914
@bathos7674 Жыл бұрын
S hokejkami na ľade :DDD
@ondrospaniel82105 жыл бұрын
Nikdy by sme nenapadli Čechov a oni nás.
@mrvere77685 жыл бұрын
WE ARE BROTHERS NOT RIVALS!
@Uranium_Enjoyer5 жыл бұрын
True, but it’s just a simulation
@KaiserFranzGaming5 жыл бұрын
@@Uranium_Enjoyer Simulation of what? People would throw away their weapons and refuse attacking.
@Uranium_Enjoyer5 жыл бұрын
Fr4nt1s3k A simulation of war. You are right, that would happen. But this is just a war simulation where both countries have an equal morale to fight. I agree with you, it’s just this is a prediction if they were to fight.
@adomantm3 жыл бұрын
thats impossible we love each other WE ARE NOT LIKE YOUGOLAVS
@cervenakarkulka693 жыл бұрын
@Vibe gottem
@theghostkillz89213 жыл бұрын
*"hypothetical"* scenario. You don't understand those two words?
@ondrejhudec27895 жыл бұрын
Czech and Slovaks who do not understand the word "hypothetical" in 3... 2... 1...
@adamsvoboda97535 жыл бұрын
No way we will fight each other. More likely we would through the guys with that idea out of the window. Kind a tradition here. Thanks for nice video.
@davidhouseman43285 жыл бұрын
Defenestration is one of my favourite words.
@lukassch.2095 жыл бұрын
Czech vs Austria
@chileanyways91784 жыл бұрын
why would we fight lmao
@petrmilota63984 жыл бұрын
we could always solve problems over borovicka, slivovica, pivo or vino with our slovak brothers :)
@Martindos335 жыл бұрын
Koľko Slovákov chodí do Česka a koľko Čechov na Slovensko. Myslim si, že máloktoré dve krajiny sú si tak velmi blízke.
@Smortn4 жыл бұрын
Tak kdiť Brno je druhé největší studenské město Slovenska :-)
@WAPBodie5 жыл бұрын
The war between Slovak and Czech republic is as hypothetical as the war between ice bears and the pigeons.
@milanjudak75745 жыл бұрын
If our armies ever met we would just haw a bier,march home and kick out our "leaders" Czechs and slovaks would not fight
@robloxgamerman84575 жыл бұрын
This is not meant to be realistic dude
@milanjudak75745 жыл бұрын
@@robloxgamerman8457 i know
@richir19465 жыл бұрын
Haha :D That would be more espionage war and about sabotages. Even almost every Slovak can easily speak in Czech. Result of this war would depend on two the most important factors: What would be poisoned first? - beer or schnapps(palenka) :D
@darys26665 жыл бұрын
we are brothers forever!🔐
@kalamaros5 жыл бұрын
Češi ani Slováci by proti sobě nikdy nebojovali.
@stepanpokorny93665 жыл бұрын
Nikdy nevíš může to vypuknout kvůli úplné kravíně 😆
@akcjaxd78634 жыл бұрын
Trudno mi sobie wyobrazić te dwa kraje na wojnie ze sobą. :D It is hard for me to imagine these two countries at war with each other :D
@hinomemusic4 жыл бұрын
true :D I'm from Slovakia, and I really can't imagine what would have to happen for us to start a war like this. btw Pozdrawiam do Polska :D
@drakixdrakox29313 жыл бұрын
A brother would never fight a brother
@imperatorscientiaestpotent84033 жыл бұрын
Czechs and Slovaks be like: Hippity hoppity this chat is Czechoslovak property
@MarioSlezak3 жыл бұрын
Pivo, alebo dve?
@Sanctuphora3 жыл бұрын
@@MarioSlezak tři prosím
@xeji43485 жыл бұрын
US vs EU(united) Soviet Union vs China(1989) China vs Philippines
@zerefsunlimitedshipworks5 жыл бұрын
ASEAN vs China Chile vs Peru United States vs European Union Colombia vs Venezuela Spain vs Portugal (Make sure Britain stays out) Austria vs Czechia Slovakia vs Hungary Serbia vs Albania+Kosovo Egypt vs Sudan Philippines vs Malaysia
@broskvovysirup5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Slovak people: *angry noisses*
@augustus89575 жыл бұрын
Wher are you from hm?
@broskvovysirup5 жыл бұрын
@@augustus8957 A záleží na tom nějak? :D
@thomashvonweikirchen21374 жыл бұрын
@Slovak Countryball To, že si udělá srandu ze Slováků hned neznamená že nemá rád Slovensko.
@whatcolorisdeath12663 жыл бұрын
niekto sa na tomto nasere 😂
@banagher812 жыл бұрын
Já bych dal Slovensku ultimátum.. Jestli nám nepošlete 1000 vagónů uzenejch korbačíků, tak k vám vtrhnem... :-)
@theta34042 жыл бұрын
Miluju korbačíky
@temugenie26982 жыл бұрын
středověkej tribut bude
@Dan-dz5pn4 жыл бұрын
Czechia and Slovakia - We never attack because we are brothers!!
@csabafrancziszti44613 жыл бұрын
We would only infiltrate each others bars 🤷
@ondrejbublavy79525 жыл бұрын
I'm form Slovakia and the fact is that only 4 of our Mig-29s are operational and our tank force consists of only 22 T-72s and no reserve ones, so we would certainly lose (only hoping for partisan warfare). Anyway, good video! PS: Love how correctly he pronounced "Bratislava"
@hamsterbacke59625 жыл бұрын
I do Think the czech army isnt combat ready as well. Sure They do have better numbers and qualified but I Doubt that all of their 14 gripens are air worthy.
@patrikfranko88435 жыл бұрын
Germany vs V4
@PEMACZ5 жыл бұрын
THIS Is SOOOOOOO GOOOD IDEA
@micsim_04375 жыл бұрын
Czechia and Slovakia never fighting. Czechoslovakia🇨🇿🇸🇰💓
@dxdxdxxd5 жыл бұрын
Xdragon 55 myslím že naprostá většina lidí poslaná do boje by to odmítla.
@yotabota51205 жыл бұрын
If Slovakia wins, they will call their new empire Slovakoczechia
@onlydave-xh9ox5 жыл бұрын
But slovakia never win
@matusgazdacko24895 жыл бұрын
@@onlydave-xh9ox cuz war will never happen
@onlydave-xh9ox5 жыл бұрын
@@matusgazdacko2489 yea thats right
@sehirdenkoyekacanadam32815 жыл бұрын
Yotabota fucck your country and sLovak nation.Czech and sLovak gypsies not brother.
@lmaocetung4 жыл бұрын
Na naše bratry by jsme nikdy nezaůtočili🇨🇿🇸🇰
@owwerlord69214 жыл бұрын
alespoň do té doby dokud nás neporazí v hokeji...pak by měli problém
@cloudclown88863 жыл бұрын
Nemyslím si, že by ste nezaútočili, keby vám to dali rozkazom ;)
@lmaocetung3 жыл бұрын
@@owwerlord6921 to jo😤 😂
@Slimbim1233 жыл бұрын
Tomu ver ani mi na vass
@davidantony4303 жыл бұрын
Už odjakživa sme bratia a sestry a navždy budeme nech sa deje čokoľvek 🙂🙂🇨🇿🇸🇰❣️
@Eunos_FD3S5 жыл бұрын
Please do Philippines vs. Canada! The president of Philippines said he’d declare war on Canada if they don’t pick up their trash.
@dalsosegno5 жыл бұрын
buttfucked by canada -a filipino
@tatonoot19505 жыл бұрын
@@dalsosegno they are too far away. An entire ocean and both dont have much of a navy
@eodyn75 жыл бұрын
Looks like more Filipinas are headed to NA. lol
@heneraldodzz49785 жыл бұрын
Philippines might win because Canada is full of liberals that can't even decide where bathroom to go
@masterofalltrades_5 жыл бұрын
He was not talking about a real war.
@De3dlus4 жыл бұрын
Czechoslovakia against whom?
@James_Hare_cz4 жыл бұрын
So fricking funny..............
@De3dlus4 жыл бұрын
@@James_Hare_cz a kto to przyszedł? pan maruda niszczyciel dobrej zabawy pogromca uśmiechów dzieci
@James_Hare_cz4 жыл бұрын
@@De3dlus a nemyslel si náhodou? "Against who" a né "Against whom" protože pokud si to myslel jako czsk proti někomu jinému a tím myslím bez urážky k cz nebo sk tak ok ale pokud si tím chtěl urazit cz nebo sk tak to je vskutku nečestné.😏
@vitacit5 жыл бұрын
i think the war between us and czech would end in 10 minutes in the bar drinking beer together.....
@klonik795 жыл бұрын
Nah, drinking would start 10 minutes before, and end 3 days later with noone remembering what was the reason to get such horrible hangover ...
@noldo38373 жыл бұрын
Well, both after the separation and now, the soldiers and units from both armies know each other well, personally. And fighting in southern Moravia and Wallachia, close to Vizovice, could end up the only possible way - ending up in a wine cellar, get terribly drunk, have a terrible hangover, and in the morning going home, thinking that this whole war idea was reaaly f*cked up, hoping that noone has posted it on FB.
@schoreschdavoodi99302 жыл бұрын
and don't forget the spouces who already knew it had been just an coverup for a huge payed binational drinking contest. So after you return home you will have explain your wife that it had been a "real war" and no bi national wide covered drinking contest.
@131YOURFRIEND5 жыл бұрын
thank you Binkov. Im from Slovakia. I didnt ever dream that you will once make video about military confrontation of former Czechoslovakia countries. Czechia is ahead of us in military (yet), but we also bought newest F-16 block 70/72 from US. So it could change the development of war. But Czechia would win the war anyway. They have better military traditions than we have and better military leadership.
@greentoonsstudio58805 жыл бұрын
Czech republic ( me ) and Slovakia are brothers we don t kill cz vs sk side by side we are fiendly we Are not enemies we Are brothers with Slovakia
@adamnemcek95435 жыл бұрын
Ale on to myslel tak akoby to priebehalo keby sa to stalo
@greentoonsstudio58805 жыл бұрын
@@adamnemcek9543 zbytečný konflikt
@roxterat5 жыл бұрын
@@adamnemcek9543 prebiehalo by to tak ze by sa na to obidve strany vysrali
@staarrliner49935 жыл бұрын
I have an interesting suggestion for a hypothetical war. A Texan independence movement vs. the United States.
@videogamebomer5 жыл бұрын
The US would completely dominate Texas.
@staarrliner49935 жыл бұрын
videogamebomer, obviously. It’s still a fun hypothetical if you know the social environment in Texas.
@videogamebomer5 жыл бұрын
@@staarrliner4993 definitely
@reddyforlenny93895 жыл бұрын
@@videogamebomer i dunno, Texas is known for supplying the US Army with some of their best troops
@videogamebomer5 жыл бұрын
@@reddyforlenny9389 Ask the Germans how much quality mattered against the Russians
@albertohusay30025 жыл бұрын
Recently the Philippine president threaten to declare war on Canada. Please do Philippines vs. Canada.
@PinoyRicochet5 жыл бұрын
I'd actually love to see that as I got relatives living in both countries. Wonder how they'd react on if that video ever gets made.
@Old_Ladies5 жыл бұрын
Seeing as both sides don't have much of a navy it would be a boring war with small skirmishes and no victory.
@zerefsunlimitedshipworks5 жыл бұрын
Nah. Canada would just apologize and take the trash.
@egoalter12765 жыл бұрын
What the actual fuck.
@wondrejek66975 жыл бұрын
War of brotherly nations. Who would win? No war. Žádná válka nebude, proč by byla válka mezi Českem a Sloveskem?
@ufolovec35375 жыл бұрын
Tak každému musí být jasné, že by válka vůbec neproběhla, technika obou armád by nedojela na pozice, protože by se v po cestě rozsypala a kdyby nějakou náhodou tam se štěstím nějaká dojela, tak by vypálila pár ran páč do toho nemáme dostatek munice, protože na ni nemáme. A naše mocné letectvo by se zmohlo tak možná na pár kroužků, musíme s nimi opatrně, máme je jen půjčené! Nemůžeme si je dovolit ztratit, taky by došli na provoz finance a slovenské migi by popadali po cestě a při vzletu, tady by nám pomohl generál zašlí čas. A vybavení vojáků škoda mluvit, Češi by vyfásli Rum, slivovičku a slováci borovičku a rozhodující bitva by proběhla pravděpodobně někde v krčmě na hranicích s pěstičkama na kterou by taky asi nedošlo, takto ozbrojený a posílený voják by se netrefil do obličeje nepřítele. Dotyčný tvůrce nemá vůbec přehled, o schopnostech našich udatných silných armádách. Toto video nemohu považovat za věrnou simulaci.....
@m69crimson4 жыл бұрын
Zdravím z USA! A máš úplnou pravdu. 16 milionu ozralych čechoslováků by se nakonec poplacalo po zádech a šli by jsme všichni zpět do našich lokálních hospod.
@Martina-Kosicanka4 жыл бұрын
Bravo! Táto verzia sa viac blíži pravde než pôvodný kontent
@veny45075 жыл бұрын
Češi i Slováci jsou rádi že vůbec nějaké vojsko Maj... A toto by byla naprosto zbytečná válka, která je nerealna😂🙄🙄
@greentoonsstudio58805 жыл бұрын
Zbytečný boj a ještě na Slovensko které je přátelské a jsme vlastně spolu jako bratři
@rower16985 жыл бұрын
Je to čisto hypotetické
@rgb9795 Жыл бұрын
Czech Republic vs Slovakia who would win : USA
@levraphaelben-david5 жыл бұрын
I love Czech & Slovakia, So I believe they won't attack themselves .Respect from Thailand
@projectill5 жыл бұрын
We would never fight against our Slovak brothers !
@simonblusk69003 жыл бұрын
Why would we ever attack our brothers ?
@YourLocalMairaaboo3 жыл бұрын
Maybe a foreign power instated a dictatorship loyal to them, and this war is the result of a countercoup?
@sportshub92823 жыл бұрын
@Communist Party of Czech republic dobre komunisto😂😂😂
@vojtechzlesa69693 жыл бұрын
@Communist Party of Czech republic Pos*aný komunisty bych nikdy nebral jako bratry
@chewbacca40723 жыл бұрын
@@vojtechzlesa6969 Souhlas. Pokud si Češi znovanastolí diktaturu proletariátu tak přesnoc budu Slovák.
@andrejstruhacka91123 жыл бұрын
@@vojtechzlesa6969 presne zničili čo mohli mrdky
@MrHaVLy2 жыл бұрын
Czech and Slovakia is brothers in arms.
@stefanxgordik2 ай бұрын
if czechia and slovakia had to fight, I think a lot of us would simply refuse to go into war with each other
@swag_debiljak_frajer3 жыл бұрын
Czechia and slovakia are brothers we cant fight
@brembor62583 жыл бұрын
Actually no Slovakia hates Czech so We hated them back.
@swag_debiljak_frajer3 жыл бұрын
@@brembor6258 i dont hate em
@postcation3 жыл бұрын
@@brembor6258 not true
@BallSack_1233 жыл бұрын
@@brembor6258 what the fuck is wrong with you?!
@Luky3573 жыл бұрын
@@brembor6258 I'm from the Czech Republic and I have to say that the Czech Republic and Slovakia are brothers and they just wouldn't report a war, so you're lying