D'ARCY CARDEN: The Cragily Hand | We're Here to Help w/ Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds (Ep. 60)

Jake, Gareth and special guest D’Arcy Carden chat with callers about social media frauds and avoiding an awkward sibling run-in. Later, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 40 (Parental Guidance with Eduardo Franco).
Check out the First Call to the follow up with Edwardo Franco Here:
• Parental Guidance w/ E...
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00:00 Intro - D’Arcy Carden
03:15 First Caller - Lying on Instagram
16:57 Sponsored by Rocket Money
18:00 Patreon Announcement
18:24 Second Caller - My Sister Is A Swinger
42:39 Sponsored by Booking.com
43:47 Follow Up Call - Parents Kiss on the Lips
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Jake Johnson (New Girl) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.
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[@HeretoHelpPod]

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[@swgreen1975]

Loved D’arcy and the advice she gives in both calls. Also Ride the Eagle is a lovely indie movie to watch 😊

[@noellejohnson9822]

I loved Ride the Eagle 🩵

[@AndrewRClubb]

My favorite part was the ending. It really gets ya.

[@BigdipperAK87]

The after hours show needs to be "We're gonna try to help, but we guarantee nothing."

[@Biotoze]

D’Arcy was a killer on this episode. She’s great for this pod

[@Looshington]

Jake’s dad advice aligns so well with his dad shoes

[@MeghanRienks]

not my worlds colliding when you mentioned Kamie!!!!

[@mml7455]

I love when Gareth tries to get in on the bits...don't stop 😂

[@matthewmcloughlin4150]

D’Arcy is Hi’Larious! And on new season of Resident Alien. Hells yaa 🤘

[@melinayeamon2830]

Jakes deadpan “what. You. Feeling. Girl?” 😂

[@mattw481]

Glad yall are doing a podcast. D’arcy is the best

[@lovetrioni]

I love D'Arcy ❤❤❤

[@jonathanluchow2751]

this Truly is THE NUMBER ONE PODCAST IN THE WORLD!! mad chemistry and quick wit is wild!!! havent laughed like this in a long while.. please keep going

[@callahantics7731]

The way Gareth’s answer is always a fake profile absolutely KILLS MEEE 😂😂😂😂😂 so here for it. I’d never go to the trouble but every time he suggests it, the fantasy just makes me soooo happy! 😂

[@Cash42]

The second call is insane 😂 all 3 of you kept losing it about halfway through every single pitch 💀

[@mallthemovie]

So therefore we make a spray calendar. Thank you for the call, THIS ONE’S DONE! Jake don’t ever change man

[@gabiluch87]

I lost it hahahahaa

[@bisexualdennisreynolds]

just audibly gasped when i saw d'arcy's name

[@Annastasia13]

Jakes's Australian accent is the best part of this episode - Its so bad 😂

[@juliannruiz0511]

😂😂 wtf my stomach hurts so bad after this one. America's #1 Podcast!👌💯

[@Kay2be2mr]

I knew someone who stole quotes from social media and then claim they were things her son had said. She would copy them word for word. Then I told a mutual friend about it and that friend refused to believe me. She said it had to be a coincidence because this other person would never lie like that. 🙄

[@HumphreyBalderdash]

There was a person I know in my hometown that would steal jokes from meme pages (probably still does this) also and then post them on his Facebook page as if he magically came up with them and I called him out because he would get so many likes and comments how about how funny he is and he blocked me immediately 😂

[@sammikxo]

since youre both headgum podcasts with similar premises i kinda need a perfect person x we’re here to help crossover yesterday

[@arielanonymous7270]

Naddpod dungeon court × We're here to help, never expect it to happen but the studio headgum has forced this fantasy crossover for me. Don't even care if Jake or Gareth play DND in fact having them make insane rulings with no context is better.

[@karina5986]

D’arcy was a natural I really enjoyed her on the podcast! She had great advice and was hilarious 🤣

[@FairyFangs]

Every Kevin interjection that isn't planned is uproariously hilarious 💀

[@kathfee9510]

I literally spit out my food when gareth commented jakes accent😂

[@shayanfarzadpour1464]

Can you imagine calling them and they talk for 4 minutes before they let you ask a question.

[@kevinoboyle1075]

D’Arcy should become a regular. Phenomenal woman.

[@rybread5363]

I absolutely LOVE this podcast. I love that I truly never know what y’all are going to say to your callers 😭😭 The guests are immaculate! Found the podcast from Mythical Kitchen ✨ I hope it goes full circle and you have Josh or Rhett and Link on some day.

[@CM-pf1xc]

Jake guest spot on that was so good! lol so funny too that they were a caller 😂😂😂 and Jake didn’t realize

[@kayteebarga9694]

Absolutely going to watch 'Ride the Eagle' after this... I mean... for a second time of course...

[@amandacampione3089]

I’m effing crying laughing 😂😂😂 the witch hand omggg

[@Maru-xb4ry]

Thanks

[@justincripps1444]

As someone who never drinks, loves this podcast and both of you, and currently drunk. I approve of we're here to help after dark!!

[@camillelake2568]

Please please do after-hours with cocktails!

[@clevermissfox]

Jake is always asking the caller questions and then interrupting 10sec later, drives me nuts when he runs them over 😂

[@Maru-xb4ry]

World's best podcast from Australia 🇦🇺

[@JETBLASTIX]

Always a pleasure..

[@LpSc4life]

Never disappointed (: Great job guys

[@S317537]

Ride the eagle was an amazing movie! I cried and laughed - D’Arcy and Jake were amazing! ❤ please watch it!

[@LoveIsAll88]

I loved this episode! Dee Arcy you rock! 😅 hope you are on a LOT more! 🎉

[@thedukeofkidding941]

I love this pod but i could never call in i would get so frustrated with the bits lmao

[@user-wr6mv3lz9k]

Obsessed with the show, I’ve been listening since I was a child. I’ve always thought I’d love to see more banter/interaction with you both and the guest before callers come in. You both have such great energy with guests and we’d like a little more behind the scenes. But I don’t know anything, I’ve only been a fan of this pod for 10 years or so. America’s #1 podcast.

[@josephchinosi4489]

You guys are the dawgs

[@arielanonymous7270]

I don't know whose idea it was to put a rainbow neon animation around the subscribe button when they said the line, but I liked it.

[@danielmancia5568]

Just saw Ride The Eagle the other day randomly and really enjoyed it!

[@54Jackkelly54]

Petition to bring Gilly B back on full time!! 1’s and 2’s!

[@CM-pf1xc]

You need to put her info in notes!

[@olivercaan520]

Great improvement on the edit on this ep! Keep it up, this is the way🌌

[@DebGeeDee]

Loved D’Arcy! Slightly disturbing as a Melbournian there’s so much swinging going on but… 😜.

[@seekaysee406]

Now we need Nev and Kamie on the pod.

[@papacarl2002]

YOU GUYS ROCK - Alright, so this is new favorite podcast (came to see y’all from TYSO, basically just to see if Jake ever let Gareth get more than 2 1/2 words in edgewise) and you got the amazing D’Arcy, who brought her own pen & notebook!! So good. 🤘🏼🎧🤟🏼

[@sararamos702]

D’arcy was FAN-TASTIC! 🤣

[@CarlyGarzaArt]

My fav D’arcy quote is “You’re my little cupcake”

[@IrisE_]

Omg the second caller 😭 Jake is right tho 😂

[@ryandunn5362]

Who needs Love Line... Here to Help is the Platinum Life Help solution! D'Arcy was the bomb!

[@edie555]

as an aussie d'arcy fan...this episode was a series of highs and lows bahaha

[@NoodleSlurper]

Gareth and his baby blues 💙

[@thewatchfemme4051]

The capital of Montana is Helena. 🤣

[@emilygraham1998]

D'ARCY!!!! 😍😍😍

[@toddjohnson1418]

Ad free episodes on Patreon? What if I want the ads? Lol

[@406jamie]

😂😂 the capital of Montana is Helena

[@CM-pf1xc]

10:43 nooo!!! I would have just said, bring it up positively!! Like wow these are soo good, did you get a good stylist for your work/recipes?

[@pierrek2428]

JANET 😭😭❤️

[@jordanerickson5986]

The capital of montana is Helena ya bing bongs

[@CM-pf1xc]

Wait what is her show??

[@shqipe86]

great episode! loved Darcy in Barry!❤ Also, would it be a possiblilty to get Bill Hader on? or Anthony Carrigan on?? better yet, get the whole cast on eventually lol jk, but not🤣

[@Lauren-mb8og]

Seconded!! Jake and Bill are by far my 2 favorite actors. They would be absolutely hilarious together. Barry is one of the best shows ever!

[@shqipe86]

I completely agree! @@Lauren-mb8og

[@ousmanfatty2492]

For the algo

[@idigdiggs274]

Please get justin long !!

[@jordandisick7610]

Make a sprayedsheet (spreadsheet) together

[@HeretoHelpPod]

Genius

[@sobreiro]

Dee RC is great

[@zjshafe]

Mandy should find the original photographers and @ them in the comments of the ripped off image

[@hankpink6274]

so... jake definitely called the second caller the c word, right?? I didnt know he spoke Australian

[@user-ct8cw1cx3p]

Bih said Velvet Underground of the rip… If that’s not the start of a great podcast idk what is.

[@colinayers3498]

Lol Helena get bent Jake doesn't even know you're the capital

[@jaimiefleming629]

😂

[@rachelcassandra9]

Is it just me or is Jake often very dismissive and rude to the callers..

[@australiam72430]

Came here looking for this. Got a little annoying. Especially when he asked the second girl, "I'm going to cut to the meat of it, what's your original question?", interrupting her as she was saying her original answern😅🤣