DSP SMASH!! 2 - Even More Controller Slams

[@sanrock08]

*constantly smashes controller* "Why doesn't my controller work?"

[@nicholasdiaz724]

Because he brakes controllers. Some thing called "Common Sense" is something that Phil clearly lacks. It's something we can all benefit from.

[@chaffXgrenade]

Can't believe we've had "my moves didn't come out" and "that wouldn't work offline" since 2009 That's the REAL ten-year-legacy right there

[@merces47letifer4]

It's not his fault. Nothing he could dew.

[@shawnfields2369]

@@merces47letifer4 Come ahn dood, he was blocking! Bugged Blocking Mechanics, dood! Fuckin' Kojima, dood! He's always bugging my gamez! Snort.

[@neilsdechamp]

“I’m beating it and it doesn’t come out.” Lol

[@Aerodeth]

"C'mon! Do you see how quick that was?! That was not even half a second!"

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

Dude, we know this isn't true due to his Slip Up on Stream. From the looks of it, it only took him approx 45 seconds

[@Basedbrawler]

Me when I jack off after busting a nut 10 minutes prior

[@TheMoskibear]

The camera was on all this time? The camera was on all this time...................... Hewwo

[@intercoursehandguns851]

@@Basedbrawler Basedcoomer

[@Nazanir]

I really miss angry Phil. He was far more entertaining to watch than Taxes Phil, or Mr.Views, or whatever the flavour of the moment is.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Now he’s Fake-Politically Correct Phil which is his most boring form yet.

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

Cant wait for brokesidephil

[@AnthonyDoesYouTube]

Honestly. I never even really noticed until I went back and watched an old playthrough and was like, why is(was) DSP much funnier in his older vids? Fucking stupid ass KZbin - Twitch hyper censorship I blame them for this.

[@platty9237]

Now he’s bankrupt Phil with a whale-sized addiction to wwe champions mobile gotcha game. People on kiwi farms estimate he’s spent tens of thousands of dollars on it (40,000$), and he keeps denying it’s him (he’s left a lazy paper trail, so it’s easy to confirm he’s lying)

[@AnthonyDoesYouTube]

@@platty9237 na that's been debunked . The actual owner of the account has a complete different twitter and has changed his username saying he's really frustrated people keep thinking it's him.

[@pln9fos]

Perfect timing with that background collapse at 18:25

[@JESSEQUEST]

16:44 This sports commentary is just golden. It tells EXACTLY how DSP plays every other one of his games, lmfao.

[@bobdeclor528]

*shits his pants* "Wuuut?! I didn't do that! Dooooood! Wut the fuck? I was blocking! Way to go Kojima!"

[@CallMeBeggar]

8:25 NEVER gets old.

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

22:57: I love it when he drives into oncoming traffic at 5 times the speed limit and blames the other car when he kills the family that was traveling inside it. xD

[@VECT0R-tk4lt]

These controllers deserve a better owner.

[@masterbison8957]

They don't need any owner.They're off to a better place.

[@andrewpytko4773]

I love how the baseball game announcers mock him.

[@snakepiissken5889]

damn, 10 years later and the same excuses.

[@JBKWaka]

Snake PIissken Yeah You Would think he'd mellow out with age.*sigh* 😔

[@Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed]

Snake PIissken VALID excuses mind you

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

He'll get better.

[@shaolinzoo4677]

@Liam Baxter Idea sounds fun, but I'm afraid dipshit phil can't even be fucked to innovate his excuses on a 10 year span

[@SuperGamewarrior101]

I am so sick of you haters. He's never made any excuses at all.

[@superlombax1561]

6:17 Good lord. That’s the most angry I’ve seen Phil. Lol

[@bakercat2845]

"I myself am a former pro fighting game player."

[@jarothewerewolf5277]

Bakercat I CALL bullshit

[@lapsedilationdrive3943]

@@jarothewerewolf5277 well he was tho if you watch one of his early videos on his channel.

[@MinakoMarioFan]

"OMG I STILL CAN'T BLOCK DOOD!!!!!"

[@veterinarius7646]

Now he is a pro BEGGAR XD

[@jakublulek3261]

So all these "scrubs" are either also pro fighting game players or DSP is still thinking that him being fourth place in a tournament that nobody cared about because the game was buggy mess means he is hot shit.

[@MazingerDestro]

Compare to the first gout smash, you can see how uninterested he is. He rages like crazy but now he doesn't even put the effort. He doesn't care. He is a fossil On the other hand, LTG is basically a rage machine. His salt remains strong. LTG is a better dsp than goutman

[@airiakizuki5592]

Dale really hates that comparison so its even better. Call him Black DSP when hes in a neutral or good mood and he'll get salty

[@MazingerDestro]

mike hutchinson Or call Dsp, Fat LTG

[@TheNexDude]

LTG takes himself more seriously than Phil (that in itself is an accomplishment). He takes everything personally so when you get a win over him no matter how good you are you just destroyed everything he stands for even though it's just beating him in a fighting game.

[@suspicioususer]

At least LTG has the balls to go to tournaments unlike Phil "THAT WOULD NEVER WORK OFFLINE, DOOD" Burnell

[@TheNexDude]

Brandon Michaels Nah you mean Phil "MUH BACK INJURY" Burnell.

[@Daboy804]

This is a grown man....

[@FatDragon54]

Allegedly.

[@peladex27]

he's a mature adult, dood. snort

[@Daboy804]

Alvaro Bustillos he seems like a whiny baby.

[@SHFCWorld]

Fractal Shell lmao I love it

[@jdtroup198683]

Inzanexx715 If he children entertainer than Barney is a actual dinosaur.

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

Also, those controllers got their asses banned for being inferior.

[@Unknown-xx7ft]

15:41 you can literally hear him holding back his tears love it!

[@mattmania3061]

I love that at 21:01, he was Slamming the Controller at the beat.😂😂😂

[@tjstarzz9231]

You know, one thing I'm noticing throughout all these clips... For someone who has had post-nasal drip all his life, he used to *never* snort at all....

[@kirbyman100]

TJ StarzZ He got fatter and lazier. So the snort came naturally to a disgusting pig like him.

[@jokuihmehyyppa]

And he can still choose not to snort if he wants to as shown in that twitch promo stream he did. But, he's a pig so the snort is natural to him now.

[@rocksownstone9491]

I maintain that he is addicted to pain medication and is sniffing them. I have no evidence to support this claim, but it is what I personally believe

[@jmarra07]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[@deoxysandmew2162]

@@jmarra07 Nah. Gout is one hell of a drug. XD

[@ilovemykitties84]

"he has no skill, hes just doing moves..."

[@MikeJr9284]

No controllers were harmed in the making of this video.

[@pvt.prinny759]

Yeah they died instantly they didnt even feel anything

[@asra-5180]

Elvis Presley well... they felt his hands. Uaaagh!

[@pvt.prinny759]

Asra - guess youre right... Euuuugh

[@ReaperSound]

I know MY controllers weren't harmed

[@UltimateShadow10]

Elvis Presley Instant death, nothing they could do dood!

[@CrashJC123]

CAHM AHN AND SLAM!

[@metalmugen]

AND WELCAM TO THE JAHM

[@A3manAMG]

Ack ack. Ack ack

[@Superluigi881]

Dood! I was blocking that! What the fuck?!

[@SusumuChan]

bugged slamming mechanics

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

BOOM SHAKA LAKA!!

[@lowtierurien9906]

15:40 that´s some LTG level of raging. Loving it!

[@NocturneFexy]

The music at 25:12 makes that rage funnier for some reason

[@derronmoore9625]

Nocturne Fexy. Lmao yes

[@Marioguy92]

Yes! For me, it's the contrast of it. Aggressive rage meets peaceful music. XD

[@uraveragedude9957]

Marioguy92 now that is some beautiful juxtaposition lmao

[@Anquavaous]

Favorites: (DSP) 2:09 3:21 (I thought he said juicy for a minute) 4:16 - 4:57 6:04 6:16 7:33 8:16 - 8:40 8:58 9:51 - 10:19 10:34 11:58 13:02 13:49 - 14:06 14:47 15:40 16:00 16:51 17:53 - 18:19 19:56 - 21:06 21:25 23:00 (LTG) *MENTALLY UNTOUCHABLE* 25:10 25:31 25:48 25:58 26:05 26:44 26:58

[@mooganify]

The Super Meat Boy clip was one of the best parts. The noise he makes when he dies is amazing. And that music at the end with the title announcer during his rage adds so much!

[@RoninZeroReaper]

21:00

[@mooganify]

@@RoninZeroReaper thanks

[@StephonZeno]

*Claims to hate online play* *Plays it any way* I can't help but feel all his complaining just stems from the fact that he's not winning. If was winning more matches, he would not be complaining, like a spoiled child.

[@StephonZeno]

Oh trust me, I am well ware of how DSP carries himself online. I used to be subbed to him back in 2012.

[@DruidsCalling]

He's mad cuz bad

[@Theevilheman]

Hes worse than me

[@grooviticus3753]

“WHAT A BUNCH OF SCRUBS” still loses.

[@metalmugen]

*BIG* scrubs with *BIG* scores

[@nicolascage3753]

"NO SKILL, YOURE JUST DOING MOVES." -- DSP

[@IbukiMiodaa24]

10:33 is one of the funniest things i've ever seen in a DSP vid! the way his hand just appears out of nowhere after his voice goes Mickey Mouse mode and says "WHAT IS HE DOING?!" 🤣

[@AQWBlaZer91]

Smashing controllers while whining and moaning about online lag. Whenever he fails he again blames the game for his actions instead of blaming himself. He is the example of bad gaming and sportsmanship.

[@charlie1234500]

AQWBlaZer91 Pretty much the Overwatch community lol

[@kingninja1781]

Charlie1234500 ikr?

[@garrycotton7094]

The Assassin's Creed clips had me in tears for some reason. It was more muted than the rest but tickled the fuck out of my funny bone. When you see his hand appear on the screen it makes it even funnier.

[@At0micPunk90]

Gotta love the rapid-fire flipping the bird at 6:27.

[@Anex952]

AYY YA MISSED PAL

[@MightyNick100]

ANEX That’s FUCKING STUPID!!

[@atomsmasher703]

I fucking love his intro.

[@masterbison8957]

Wot da fuck ?

[@Thebossstage1]

18:00 I didn't know dsp made a cameo in street fighter

[@jarothewerewolf5277]

The Boss Stage1 Damn, no chill xD

[@lanefurno]

Love the Space Jam x Hulk Smash mashup for the intro

[@jpwolf1701]

17:14 DOOOOOD! lol

[@irontomato3835]

I CAN'T HIT THE BAWL.

[@NexusKin]

Cahmahn, man!

[@zeus151000]

"I can be good at games if I WANT to." Btw, he had to have spent hundreds or even thousands of dollars JUST to replace controllers/equipment he smashed. Anyway, this was even better and more hilarious than the previous video. Nice.

[@LostUtopiaFilms]

3:22 Lmao did I actually just hear that.

[@jarothewerewolf5277]

Lost Utopia Films yes, and you're not the only one

[@wqewf663]

thanks for crediting me for putting the dead rising 2 and crash bandicoot

[@thatONEmachine]

He really sees himself as on the same level as Angry Video Game Nerd.

[@randomguy7891]

Genuinely happy we had a positive and productive stream!

[@RC__1207]

24:04 ''Game has to stop cheating'' Event: LV 380 Your car: LV 330

[@spittaandretti2020]

Once again DSP loves smashing more controllers than he ever did with Leanna or his so called "New girlfriend" who probably eats paper clips off the deck and rubs it on her stomach.

[@sheldoncooper8199]

This video PERFECTLY summarizes why DSP is being hated by soo many people Phil should watch this video. Wait he s to dumb to understand criticism

[@Herozonex200]

Sheldon Cooper81 I like Phil because he complains. It's hilarious.

[@platty9237]

Narcissists interpret criticism or “helpful suggestions” as a personal slight. Rather than listen to the feedback, he gets hostile.

[@genkia87]

DSP is the only person who says a stage is laggy lol

[@JT-hk9ur]

18:04 you don't accidently get Akuma's Ultra 1. It's a very specific button combo.

[@henrynelson9301]

I can’t believe fighting games are broken just because Phil isn’t winning at them

[@James-mi5qt]

I barely THREW my remote on the table. Why's it broke, dood?

[@FerroMagelock]

No wonder he goes through equipment so fast, Between his dusty pigpen and his tard rage its a wonder he doesn't need a controller a month.

[@mooganify]

9:04 that was an odd moment of self awareness. This video is fucking hilarious holy shit. You’re doing God’s work.

[@mooganify]

16:57 he’s trying to process his character’s running. Amazingly beautiful haha.

[@Spenceman2002]

12:50 *rear ends car* I cAnT MoVE

[@henry7696]

he seemed to have way more energy before lol

[@VDViktor]

What an advertiser-friendly, sponsorship-worthy youtuber dsp is

[@I.S.N.O.B.]

DSP is very skilled with the Saltsui No Hado. LTG meanwhile would be a perfect Sith Lord.

[@MaxxCoyote]

Just so everyone is aware. This is exactly how Phil behaved at tournaments, and WHY he was dubbed the "King of hate" He spent a LOT of time hiding in the bathroom.

[@ccricers]

Oh DSP.... calling others scrubs when you lose is pretty scrubby in itself. As Sirlin stated, a scrub is a player who is handicapped by self-imposed rules that the game knows nothing about. The scrub labels a wide variety of tactics and situations "cheap." That is DSP right there.

[@pantheman2842]

ccricers And is usually also a noob (bad player.) Like... idk, Phil?

[@jonwootton2181]

And people stand up for and support Phil Which is confusing I mean, he clearly doesn't care about them

[@redberrey3754]

i love when the hand goes infront of the camera you know he is super pissed and i guess only street fighter will do that to him

[@thelegion2184]

its a good thing that some detractors like you make good content. hope you will make more in the future

[@Fabrysiheder]

Never in my life did I clicked on a video faster than this one

[@thehomiegrindelwald7278]

No stream chat... the glory days.

[@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926]

Phil is using both Blanka and Akuma in SFIV, didn't Phil claim only scrubs used those characters.....oh wait Phil is a scrub. Also Phil claiming his oppenents only beat him due to online tactics or lag is complete bullshit because there are a few videos of Phil playing in an offline tournament setting or offline against John Rambo and he still get's wrecked.

[@platty9237]

Chapter Master Marneus Calgar yup and he complains when others use akuma because he’s OP and banned in some tournaments. How dare people (including Phil) play a character in a game they purchased!

[@straightfrommissouri]

13:47 LOL nice melee timing Gouty

[@TheMothdemon]

"I couldn't get anything to come out!" -Pigroach when making love

[@shawnfields2369]

And don't forget:"Oh, the camera's on? The camera's been on the whole time?"

[@NexusKin]

That's not what happened when he left his camera on that one time.

[@MukuonChannel]

Phil's title in SF4 always gets me *"Third rate fighter"* Ha!

[@mattmontada8539]

PLEASE do part 3! These videos are a piece of modern art!

[@berke2336]

nice use of a capture card here. Gotta love that DSProduction value

[@lenerdhill2928]

13:29 REVIVE ME!

[@jimjones9631]

More greatness from the #1 American Super Street Fighter 2 turbo player.

[@archvilethe87th60]

Him using the title "third rate fighter" is very apt.

[@Admiralkirk95]

wait a second? When he's playing Need for speed at 23:41 he fails to reach the checkpoint in time but look at what his car level is vs the recommended level? How can you complain when you are rating is 25 levels too low?

[@brandoniswhoiam]

That silhouette of his middle finger could be like, a piece of art.

[@NexusKin]

"I summon my middle finger." -DSP, when fighting Looking Glass Knight in Dark Souls 2.

[@georgeterpsidis8143]

"third rate fighter" Yeah seems about right...

[@Marterez_ZQ]

So much salt for my fries XD

[@smashbrosgoat]

LMAFO

[@BulkBogan1920]

Imagine living next to this phil. Nowadays, he's just a drunk sad old man.

[@ajoajoajoaj]

22:33 But I thought 4th place is good enough to flex your entire career on, innit DSP?

[@TheNexDude]

His current raging, ranting and whining behavior is stilted and robotic. It speaks leagues due to his lack of energy, age, and obvious dwindling health. He use to be more active now he seems bored......bored and uninterested in playing games.

[@blindedby2monkeys]

when it becomes a job/chore it's not fun anymore.

[@STRING3R]

To be honest he's barely even human anymore. All he's been doing for the past 8 years is playing games 24/7, he hasn't been growing as a person or having any life experiences. He's become a shell of a man.

[@Herozonex200]

STRING3R life sucks. I rather be inside and not have a social life. People will kill you for just tieing your shoe.

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

Phil can turn things around, He's what 30 something? Plus he has money amd people like him!

[@thehomiegrindelwald7278]

4:43 That's a new one from Phil.. damn hahaha nice find 😁

[@LUX711]

Ahh the *mythical* DSP controller slam comp. Nice to get back to one's roots sometimes.

[@UltimateShadow10]

Nice, I was waiting for this! Funny how LTG was actually aware that he broke his controller when DSP just goes "huh? Now my controller is bugged"

[@FRISKY_MANDINGO]

Drives on the wrong side of the road and hits an oncoming car... Phil: "Fuck this game" Crashes into a tree twice... Phil: "This game sucks dood"

[@Mochi_Madness87]

Beating the shit out of your joystick isn't gonna make you leave the player match, Phil. lol

[@Turbo_Egg_Salad]

Woo! A sequel!

[@fbi-chan9032]

Dsp: fucks up in game Controller: welp time for my daily beating 😔

[@eluard9238]

That here comes a new challenger-type LTG was hilarious🤣

[@Llyander]

"I can't do this, therefore you suck and should feel bad". Only in Phil's world does that make sense.

[@Icebergslim_1]

Those baseball clips were killing me. It’s what beginners suffer from. It took me a while and still taking me a bit.

[@Icebergslim_1]

Except when he stole second and tried to go for third, that was his fault

[@Kiingz89]

Rewatching this... DSP truly needs to find a new "business." The way he moans is a joke. Why can't her move on from the past life he had. No wonder pandalee left him. Legit, one overgrown mama's boy is the best way to describe dsp.

[@xerohwun4695]

this might be the best compilation on youtube

[@Gwarismetal]

22:58 is really just sad, how can you blame that on the game? Your inability to pay attention to what's going (essentially not doing your job correctly) then making a terrible excuse that the game "spawned a car infront" of him when clearly that was not the case

[@uraveragedude9957]

timecrusade he used that excuse several times throughout the playthrough too, and it might be his most nonsensical excuse yet

[@locoian00]

nice Yakuza substory complete noise at 0:37

[@editmanrgg2844]

DSP SMAAASSSHH

[@TheDarkMysteryMan]

"Defense: E" Truly a man of miracles to get the lowest grade for defense lmfao

[@veterinarius7646]

He says people that he plays against have no skill yet they regulary wipe the floor with him XD XD

[@Archvile1]

Excellent work DaButthead, You did it again!

[@dricsi07]

24:04 That tree just spawned there dood!

[@jarothewerewolf5277]

8:23 tbh, that's the loudest scream I heard from him! 😂 I think he screamed louder but idk what vid was it

[@earthpart3]

"this guy kicked my ass! He's terrible! no skill!"