DSP SMASH!! - Controller Slams & More

[@DaButthead]

I have all of the footage for DSP Smash 2 set up, now it's just getting the footage all in order and some other finishing touches.

[@MrRonell78]

DaButthead you DA real mvp

[@hellshakepootis283]

I have been waiting for your masterpiece.

[@jaheimsmith8662]

THIS SHIT IS FUNNYYYYYY

[@lmjljlmarcj]

Great collection of videos dude 👍

[@Andronicus87]

How does he think slamming the stuff is going to make it work better!? LMAOOOOOOO what kind of environment was this dummy raised in?!

[@amykemp8925]

"I lost again because I can't do basic shit" You know what? That's the smartest thing he's ever said.

[@MrTakvam]

Adam Kemp NO WAY HE SAID THAT, I NEED SOURCES, ID AND A RETINA SCAN FOR CONFIRMATION!

[@amykemp8925]

***** IT'S ALL IN THE VIDEO BUDDY. I'LL SEND A PHOTOCOPY OF THE RETINA IN THE MAIL, EXPECT IT IN 2 MONTHS BECAUSE SHIPPING IS FUN.

[@jasonlobo2350]

it was in the mvc3 part no?

[@DaButthead]

13:40 (from USF4 Hakan Madness when he raged at losing to a Hugo)

[@amykemp8925]

DaButthead The amount of time and effort you put into these videos and comments is very impressive. Also slightly worrying.

[@Sky-xb1bj]

DSP: *completely destroys the daylight out of his controller* Also DSP: WHY IS MY CONTROLLER NOT WORKING

[@hgfd_hgfds]

This is the single argument anyone could make against him going with direct capture, you can actually feel the controller slams in his camcorder LPs when the whole screen shakes like that.

[@bloodravenzx4438]

Reyson129 Guy begs on stream on for money. Is he above faking rage to get views

[@Omenshaper]

Reyson129 I miss that so much

[@grumpypoof9648]

BloodRavenZX Phil is literally not above anything or anyone. Dirt has more value.

[@dragonslayermasterornstein83]

@@grumpypoof9648 difference to dirt is that it has potential to grow plants. Dsp makes shit....and it's the type that not even plants would use

[@mooganify]

Camera Phil is best Phil. No help from stream chat and more rage filled

[@sancheck]

"My keyboard isn't working and I don't know why." *Slams keyboard* Really? I'm pretty sure that if you stop slamming, your stuff would still work. But then I'm just a troll, what do I know.

[@Boronion]

Dusting your stuff might help too XD

[@luheartswarm4573]

SanCheck well for a troll, I like you!

[@nikypercea]

at least he doesn't have a laptop slamming that might be a problem.... but again that guy burns 1000 of dollars of other people's money daily.... so i guess he can afford it :D

[@Capnsensible80]

No shit, what an imbecile. I've been using the same $40 keyboard for PC gaming for 11 years now because I don't slam it and clean it once in a while lol

[@morzik12345]

I wonder if he was using a wireless keyboard that needs batteries. Maybe the battery was dying

[@M_Vockersbeige]

DSP's fake laugh is the sound of a man who is crying inside

[@user-xm7oj5xg7w]

Mata-Metal Desu lol

[@dumbfoundedkiryu9468]

Ack ack ack

[@VaunShiz]

@@dumbfoundedkiryu9468 snort

[@raulguallpa8688]

His snorts must be sniffles in gout

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I've rarely seen a person with such a miserable attitude. No wonder he's pissed all the time.

[@MadmanmadisonYT]

*SLAM* Still not working. *SLAM* Still not working. *SLAM* Okay, now it's definitely broken. *Throws controller at the wall*

[@SpookyEggs]

Madmanmadison contrary to belief every time you hit something it causes damage, not repairs.

[@raulguallpa8688]

Execute Caveman Mode

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

"It's this controller, dood, it's bugged!"

[@fenneko8295]

I think he slams his controllers more than his "gf"

[@cthulublade5223]

Never let this die

[@SHFCWorld]

Koala-tea Khantent lmfao omg

[@warioland523]

Ooooooohhhh!

[@JoJoZiddy]

Koala-tea Khantent That's more of a burn than anything Morgana said to Ryuji

[@Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed]

SASUGA JOKAHHH

[@TIMONVILE]

I AM GONNA FIND YOU, AND COOK YOUR BAHLLS !!

[@fuzzinator9523]

Zatlovie lol

[@buffoonustroglodytus4688]

That's a genius quote I'm using it

[@thenigelverse1130]

Zatlovie Bugged threat mechanics

[@StrongSolo]

Buffoonus Troglodytus fuck are you doing buffoonus

[@asunayuuki742]

"Pressing everything on my fucking keyboard, and nothing's working." Gee, I wonder why...

[@NeoRidero]

"Surely if I smash it more it will work better"

[@ccricers]

But he used to build PCs for a hobby and play Unreal Tournament you guys :o

[@TheNexDude]

He's also a pro fighting game player and probably one of the best gamers in the country.

[@warioland523]

Because he smashed his keyboard. How does this guy's brain work? It's like he smashes the keyboard but then wonders why it's not working despite the fact that he clearly smashed it. It's like eating a candy bar then wondering where the candy bar went and claiming someone stole it. The game is only bugged because Phil makes it bugged. He abuses the consoles and the controllers. Of course they are going to end up breaking. In the long run the biggest bugged thing in this entire video is DSP's brain.

[@fatname6809]

"Now my keyboard's all fucked up. I don't know why it does this sometimes..." Yes he actually said that

[@siskovich]

"I can see myself raising kids, that would be fun"--DSP.

[@Boronion]

For the sake of any children i hope he is sterile.

[@airiakizuki5592]

That one and ONLY instance I could 100% get behind a kidnapping. Phils kid, what a "great" environment to grow up in.

[@Howesterino]

I feel like he'd just smash the kid on the table if the child pissed him off.

[@0nzer0]

The day his kid is born is the day I call CPS on his ass.

[@warioland523]

I really worry about his future son. DSP has no knowledge of practically anything. The guy probably can't even operate a toaster. How can he possibly even raise a kid if he can't even act his age and whines constantly like a toddler and breaks everything he touches?

[@ItsJustMilkISwear]

*smashes controller* "why won't the controls work??!!"

[@Fabrysiheder]

It's Just Milk I Swear its almost as is peripherals wear out after being constantly smashed

[@uraveragedude9957]

It's Just Milk I Swear I've officially found the greatest username/icon combo on KZbin

[@jordandennis6794]

MY INPUT IS DELAYED

[@kiltedkiller8178]

Man I don’t get why am laughing so much at this comment! 😅

[@henrybitencourt]

Well that's what blind rage and reckless anger does to a Man he loses self Control and awareness until he calms down and the Man realizes his mistake and only has himself to blame Blind rage is a bitch not defending dsp tho

[@riokamichika1101]

Apparently, the best solutions to your problems involve breaking your own peripherals. Great.

[@Tarathx]

At least he doesn't take it out on his girlfriend like how LTG does.

[@XxFATfishREBORNxX]

Because he knows he cant get a new one if his daughter leaves, there's always a low self esteem girl who will like LTG, a ball of gout and sweat like DSP? Only Leanna

[@TheDyingScotsman]

And you know this because? He most likely indeed DOES take it out on her also.

[@tjstarzz9231]

+TDS: Agreed. Abuse need not be physical.

[@Tarathx]

Idk. I think his daughter panda lee is more of the man I the relationship. This tubby probably gets pushed around by her

[@sachikiriyama6705]

"Come on and slam" Now, that is my jam.

[@lonely_crash2059]

Sachi from SAO Episode 3 Rip

[@Elsuya_Milo]

That actually rymed.

[@connor9568]

Milo that'sthejoke.png

[@The0utsyder]

This is one of the most therapeutic and hilarious things I've seen in a while. I didn't even know i needed this in my life, but I hope someday we can see a part 2 of this. The ending song was amazing. DaButthead, you've outdone yourself once again.

[@dakotavanleer3859]

The 0utsyder yeah he did a good job i love your videos their awesome.

[@ThinMice]

D

[@iretro97]

Took the words right from my mouth

[@patriousthefallenknight3185]

once DSP stops playing games these videos will stop

[@atomsmasher703]

He made a part 2!

[@PricelessDamnationV2]

That ending was beautiful.

[@DakStoSha]

TehBreezy1 and now the crescendo!

[@apocalypseap]

YES

[@7864-v1o]

was laughing my ass off

[@The_WIll_OF_D99]

TehBreezy1 tbh it was that funny

[@justyouraveragememester5037]

TehBreezy1 i love me some classical music

[@F5FURU12]

"I'm not blaming the game, ITS MY FUCKING PERIPHERALS!" Gotta love the anger he has in his voice when he cant blame the game.

[@FusionArmorX]

13:40 Story of Phil's life.

[@NickOnimura]

I'm surprised he hasn't thrown any controller at his TV. You know he'd blame the game for it. "Look, I broke my TV cuz the game is so stoopid! HUHUHUHUHU"

[@adirblazkowics7717]

just thinking of that noise people call "fake laughter" makes me cringe over it. ick.

[@pedroemo5477]

Ok but hes laugh actually sounds like "ackackack"

[@Smokingb0b]

If he had slammed Panda-lee this hard she might not have left him!

[@FrostyWorld]

LOL

[@jasso1340]

Lmfao😂

[@KawaiiKing64]

How could you say such a thing? That's his daughter! XD

[@TheComicMaster1995]

Deceased 💀💀💀

[@fuzzzywan]

We all know he really wants to slam John Rambo. 😏

[@kecukritiques2943]

I don't know what's worse: the fact that he slammed the hell out of his keyboard at Witcher, like a 9 year old, or the fact that he uploaded footage of him doing nothing but. That ending was nothing short of beautiful. XD

[@smward87]

Raw unedited content. That's his mission statement and he sticks to it. Technical difficulties? Stuck in the same repetitive section for hours on end? Nope, not trimming this shit, it's all REAL and UNCUT. Because kwality khantent. Nothing he can do.

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

There are 3 videos on his channel that are literally just black screens. There's another where DSP didn't remove the "on break" image while he played the game, and one with 5 minutes of DSP trying to figure out how to turn off messages on the PS3

[@TravisBroski]

See, if DSP was a character and he was actually a good person irl, I'd be watching him, but after all this crap he's done, it's obviously not an act. Cause stuff like this is classic. Great video, mate.

[@Thatdudejosh9]

newLEGACY boy holy shit can you imagine if this was all just a character? that’d be insane. And imagine an alternate universe where Phil is actually a decent human being.

[@Darktotaled]

imagine an universe where phill is human.

[@VaunShiz]

Yea to bad he's a GIANT POS

[@Dragonage2ftw]

He is a good person, laddie.

[@UltimateShadow10]

I used to think it was an act but, after all the controllers he's destroyed while continuing to e-beg for money like the pigroach he is, there's no way this is an act. "Dood my controller is bugged, gimme moaar money"

[@linushyper300]

I also smashed my controllers - when I was 8 and immature.

[@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long]

Dr Ivo Robotnik Yeah, breaking stuff doesn't have an age limit...

[@deddud3769]

Dr Ivo Robotnik Relatable

[@utoresa5193]

Dr Ivo Robotnik I smashed 6 controllers from 2011-2017.

[@rtaylor7384]

I smashed my controller to and I have broke a couple to. Lol

[@ericfisher9513]

Well sonic been a pain your neck for 25 years I can see your patience growing well

[@jakevader93]

Damn, some of these are gold! Especially that MvC3 slam and rage at 3:18 almost made me spit my drink in laughter!

[@clearlywrong6520]

Looks like Phil's brain isn't the only bit of hardware that isn't working anymore...

[@joshfree5441]

Dolan Cleary That and his micropenis. Not without Leanna, anyway

[@RYANST3R]

DSP is so angry, The AVGN is telling him to calm the fuck down!

[@yozoramikazuki5927]

Wow, this guy sure likes to break his own shit.

[@Bibliofish]

This was back when he could afford to break his own shit

[@bloodravenzx4438]

Yozora Mikazuki to him it makes him like the angry video game nerd .. cept he is actually insane

[@TheNexDude]

And guess who pays for it.......

[@NY_State_Of_Mind_BK]

Broken equipment to broken friendships.

[@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long]

Just like we humans are destroying this World lol...

[@Marioguy92]

To this day, 12:29 is the angriest outburst I've ever heard from DSP! XD

[@retromonkey5262]

That ending is the kind of stuff that turns the average dsp video into a piece of fucking brilliance! Good job dood, laughed my ass off.

[@ResistOrServe98]

that Hulk cosplay from DSP never fails to make me laugh with that ridiculous face he's pulling lmfao 😂

[@ChivalrousSnake]

"Everything is broken and I don't know why!" -DSP probably after throwing everything against the wall then plugging it back in upside down, I bet.

[@antimunki]

*repeatedly slams electronics* - Why doesn't it work right?

[@TheLunarLegend]

'I lost because I can't do basic shit!' Well know what they say about broken clocks.

[@TheRADRAD]

I especially loved the ending. A+ for effort.

[@superlombax1561]

RADRAD's RAD Games The 1812 Overture but instead of cannons, controllers are used as instruments.

[@vesper7082]

12:29 Jesus

[@NarfLarf]

Amokie Seven When you go full manchild

[@viewtifulvash6068]

That bit killed me

[@ccricers]

Couldn't believe that frustration. That boss can be very annoying but still has a pattern you can beat

[@DaButthead]

Doesn't help he was trying so hard to get those bonus missions the whole time.

[@MonkeySharkPro]

"I don't wanna be a manager and pay my employees..." wtf, Phil

[@GameAlicornLuna]

Well, no wonder he has no money! He keeps breaking his controllers!

[@raulguallpa8688]

We'll no wonder why he's known for his saltiness

[@wolfgangill9717]

8:55 is the best “ 3 yard rush touchdown fuck you” 😂😂😂😂

[@The_FreedomZone]

2:40 to 3:04 is the absolute best. He breaks the controller by slamming it and then fixes it by slamming it.

[@JesseWhiteman117]

**SMASHES CONTROLLER** "Stop doing that." Yeah because hitting it again will make it stop what it's doing.

[@jiersk]

Pixelated Dreams I know your comment is 8 months old, but did you even watch the video? It clearly did work.

[@nargycu8214]

jiersk No, it doesn't work. Yeah, maybe temporarily, but it doesn't WORK. Maybe if he wasn't a fucking dickhead of a manchild and didn't slam his controller over a VIDEO GAME.

[@Fawltykog]

I can imagine the massive street party that was held by DSP's long suffering neighbors when he moved out! Excellent vid a real classic.

[@RetroWrathX13B]

3:04 DSP as a parent

[@braxton9192]

9:21-9:24 Music: "now I suppose you hope the little black boy grows" Phil: "Shut the fuck up!" *Slams controller saltily* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Grekel]

RIP all of the controllers, keyboards, camera, and the coffee table that had been destroyed from the wrath of DSP.

[@Nightwolf6662]

I hate people like this. Because he's doing something wrong and failing, he can't control his anger or take responsibility. Instead he lashes out physically and blames everything else.

[@tsmith5133]

Whatever man the controller would work if it wasnt Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhnnnnn~line

[@merces47letifer4]

Detroit?

[@henrybitencourt]

Not to be political but: That's everyone especially the Trump voters in the 2020's

[@Nightwolf6662]

@@henrybitencourt It takes a really boring person to inject their politics unnecessarily.

[@Dushmann_]

Damn, that old Xbox Live home screen with the Halo 3 map pack ad was some good shit. i wish i could inject this feeling of nostalgia right into my veins.

[@memberofchat2825]

he hits his controllers and stuff and then he gets pissed that it starts failing on him, genius

[@dragonv0942]

4:20 "I can't blame the game it's my controls" At first I thought, my goodness! He finally blamed something other than the game... BUT the sad reality is that he still blames the wrong thing. He blames the damaged state of his controls when he should be blaming himself, the person who put his controls in that state in the first place.

[@almondjoy4938]

dragonv0942 I would think he's fake...but I have a sibling who's EXACTLY like this.

[@irontomato3835]

COOK HIS FUCKIN BAWLS.

[@alienhominid2000]

0:10 Come on and Slam- *A WILD DSP HULK APPEARS*

[@potatolol4579]

1:28 is honestly my favourite one XD

[@milkmonstrosity]

Wow, this man literally has the thought process of a caveman. "Me club thing until it work"

[@sergeanthenry9484]

Shoutout to the dent heads who was watching this on DSP Reacts. DSP said he wouldnt watch detractor content but here we are!!

[@wechidna3437]

"Here comes Edwards, Edwards with that touchdow- what happened!? My XBOX locked up!" Golden

[@doomscrivener]

Pretty sure it’s statistically impossible for one person to have so many issues with controls. Seven years later he still uses this excuse every week.

[@THEQueeferSutherland]

it's amazing that this is before streaming where he had a chance to not upload this toxic raging but he took the time to transfer the videos to his computer and then upload the videos after he had time to calm down and think about how embarrassing this might be to throw hissy fits like this.

[@potawatadingdong]

I love his reaction to the 104 yard return and then seeing it change to "oh that was me? Oh that's okay then".

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

His hardware must be in perfect condition.

[@Dennis77X1990]

This idiot probably lost a few thousand bucks because of his anger issues. Nice video. Love ur editing especially the end was gold.

[@Spiderotter]

Dennis77X1990 imagine him losing all his money and then he gets evicted from his home and becomes the most hated bum.

[@theonionsystem7779]

@@Spiderotter we can only hope

[@juststained]

Now he loses thousands @ chasing those Hogan's in WWE Supercard

[@Chris-PS]

One of the greatest DSP compilation videos ever. I'm sad that it took me this long to find it.

[@James-mi5qt]

I like how at 9:25 it sounds like we're just listening to someone with tourettes; nothing's happening on-screen, and he's just saying to himself, "Son of a bitch!"

[@UKRobs]

The funniest part is, hes still around 30 years old in these clips, so hes a grown adult smashing his controllers and keyboards then wondering why they stop working then blames them for being broken.

[@Joshua_klahn98]

8:05 how dare he disrespect lil Wayne like that.

[@brettrossi034]

I think we know why DSP is going bankrupt and begs for tips, he's paying for new hardware and furniture weekly

[@starscreamworldorder7913]

Thumbs up for the ending alone.

[@PuuberZ]

Kwality Khantent.

[@Mochi_Madness87]

FUCK THIS STUPID MISSION!

[@MantasKi]

THIS MISSION SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

[@Mochi_Madness87]

I GOT ROBBED!

[@MantasKi]

WORK CONTROLS WORK!

[@Mochi_Madness87]

STANDING FUCKING ROUNDHOUSE!

[@PrismaticRabbit]

*Sees video* *Calls Controller Protection Service*

[@TinoTheFox]

I'm pretty sure I heard plastic shattering at 2:39. I swear, Phil goes through controllers the same way your average person goes through a roll of toilet paper.

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

If his hardware actually has "input delay" his constant slamming of his controllers is the reason for it

[@hribss134]

8:28 WHUT HAPPENED.... MY XBUX LUCT UP

[@patrickc1193]

"This fucking game pisses me the fuck off." Pretty much every game DSP has ever played.

[@clutch4304]

Literally one of the best DSP rage videos in existence. This needs more views!

[@Peanut_Arbuckle]

I love how he yells at the game like he's arguing with a referee

[@mokeyjoe8357]

“Wait a minute, are there hot black women in Belgium?” -DarkSydePhil

[@shawnfields2369]

What kind of question is that?

[@Usagi1992]

11:26 - Yeah, and Konami is synonymous with 'fuckin' Kojima'. Nice logic there, Philly-boy.

[@MrJoshuaSalway1990]

Smashes controllers to shit Wonders why they're not working Yep, that's perfectly senseful DSP logic right there.

[@DaButthead]

DSP Smash 2 is in the works but it'll take a while since I'll have to scour out more footage from playthroughs I'm not as familiar with. Feel free to refer or link me to more slams, instances of camera shaking action or him breaking shit in general (parts/exact videos would be nice, though listing just playthroughs helps too). *UPDATE* Besides looking for the videos for some USF4 slams, DSP Smash 2 is about done footage-wise and will come out some time in February.

[@CrashJC123]

DaButthead DSP Smash might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Cheers.

[@tonynyc8752]

DaButthead His Assassins Creed Brotherhood playthrough has a couple of good ones

[@blackhairedgoon8218]

DSP earns like $60,000+ a year so he can just buy more stuff xD

[@dippidydooda9877]

6:40-6:44 is he trying to be AVGN?

[@fredrichfernando6798]

0:48 Top 10 Questions Science Still Can't Answer

[@UFC_Buffalo]

Beautifully done. Holds up even 5yrs later.

[@shinigamiauthor]

He really hasn't changed at all

[@Gentou76]

Breaks his own stuff, can't figure out why it doesn't work

[@Reoko77]

15:00 even his ragefilled statement went so well with the song. *FUCKING FLAWLESS*

[@onewecallgod661]

You know you're in for a truly magical time when Phil slams the controller more than once as in the cases of Castlevania Lords of Shadow and Supremacy MMA for example, bonus points if he also uses a catchphrase or 2 (horribly designed I pressed the button nothing happened nothing I could do or the bit more recent beginners trap etc)

[@megaman15ish]

I'M GONNA FUCKING COOK HIS FUCKIN BAWLLS. I died from laughter XDDD

[@warioland523]

The fact that this guy may potentially become a father one day makes me sick. I hope CPS goes after his ass and takes his kid away.

[@Fabrysiheder]

Galaxyvoyager128 no such danger anymore now that Pandalee left him

[@hauntingmage6212]

that compilation of controller slams right at the end was so perfect

[@nostalgicfanatic]

You know it's bad when the controller gets more wood than DSP's girl.

[@eman5230]

“Phil slams controller” controller: OOF!

[@thex-filesclassics8521]

7:29 Phil gets angry several times and gets tired of listening to music.

[@lowkeyobsessedngl]

> complains about controller not working > damages controller in rage > controller now not actually working > rinse > repeat

[@mattclark1335]

- beaks keyboard/controller - acts surprised when it doesn't work - blames game - blames keyboard/controller "DOOOOD"

[@caracalcontinuum3118]

Let’s set up a “GoFundMe” for DSP so that he can finally get a “decent” keyboard.

[@cheetahkin]

8:47 * straps TNT to an Xbox and explodes it * * doesn't work * MODERN TECHNOLOGY MY ASS

[@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers]

easily one of the most laughs ive ever had during a DSP related video. These are my favorite type of DSP videos right after TIHYDP. videos.

[@TrystonTX]

11:48 DSP SMASH!!!!!!

[@normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331]

He smashed those controllers harder than he probably smashed Kat and Leanna.

[@shawnfields2369]

Please, dude, don't put the image in my head of dsphail smashing ANYBODY into my head, please. But I think you mean, IF he ever smashed them or if they were just paid to be there, so dsp would think he looked "cool" or something.

[@ChodeMaster]

This guy is dead

[@James-mi5qt]

Here's Edwards...Edwards with that touch down- what Happened? My xbox locked up!

[@MadmanmadisonYT]

*S L A M*

[@Albinone]

It's official, DSP is the end of video games, where all decent games go to die

[@FriedWangs]

“My controls arent working!” *SLAM* “I can’t move!?” *SLAM* “Why is my keyboard not working??” *SLAM* LMAO I died laughing

[@Metal-Gear-Moogle]

Hammer fists the keyboard, "why doesn't my keyboard work!?!?"