Dad Jokes Compilation! Did You Get All of These?

[@jnorris8649]

Holy hell… The land-mine prayer mat one was epic. That one’s going in the toolbox.

[@HannahRoot55]

Norris 👋

[@bubzilla6137]

Lol! 🤣😂 Got some new ones, some we've heard before but even the repeats are worth hearing again. In all honesty, I get just as much joy and laughter from all your reactions as I do from the jokes themselves. Please never stop doing these! 👏👏👏 Thank you for throwing an extra one in here from time to time. You all are amazing and I appreciate all of you! 🙂💙

[@TheJachega]

Congrats from Portugal, chaps. your jpkes and videos are what makes my day. keep up the good work.

[@scotianman77]

OMG guys! 😂 So many new good ones! I’ll add’em to my dad-a-base later!

[@NPC_JBfive]

Ouch. That's good

[@matejtanko5117]

This deserves more likes

[@Last_Chance.]

Meh......

[@MichaelFox-hq2vz]

😅😅😅😅

[@ravenchunter]

Jana is slipping, mate. She used to be stone cold.

[@baggetja1234]

Having a baby will do that, assuming “she still has the baby”

[@ravenchunter]

@@baggetja1234 🤣🤣

[@simonpoole2635]

Two Irish men on a train, One man says aww look at that beautiful forest! The other says I would, if it wasn't for all those F'n trees!

[@HannahRoot55]

Poole

[@jubbjubbs4]

That landmine joke was top tier😂😂

[@phnelson033]

I can infer the basic premise from the punchline, but I do not have the foggiest idea what Mitch said they were "disguised as"

[@lucastoffels4530]

​@@phnelson033as prayer mats

[@lucvandijk1930]

​@@phnelson033landmines disguised as prayer mats

[@AbDirkie]

@@lucvandijk1930 Yes, and then add prophets instead of profits.

[@phnelson033]

@@lucvandijk1930 Definitely makes more sense than "permits" -- thanks

[@alecscaba]

Uncle Ruckus from the boondocks!! Hahahahaha 🤣

[@dubio77]

I love when Matt suppresses a laugh - it’s this awkward snickering

[@tahoemike5828]

Eloise broke Jana! Twice!!

[@jackheripper816unknown8]

What do Wombats and Chainsaws have in common ? They both F**k up trees.

[@1one3_Racing]

I use a variation of Leigh's joke almost every week at work. "Make like the Lion King and Mufasa!"

[@willythemailboy2]

A better version of the "walked into a bar" joke. Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

[@4LayersOfStrength]

"Mufasster...DiddleySquats... ReptileDisfuntion"

[@yesloow]

Eloise has really improved holding her laugh back which is kind of a shame because she has an awesome laugh. But Leigh, if he starts laughing, I don’t know how anybody can keep from laughing once he goes.

[@FindingAmerica]

That episode went by way too fast. Great job guys and thanks for the laughs!

[@justinjermyn7875]

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday……I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

[@EvilTwin559]

My cowboy training isn't going too well. It's taking a while to learn the ropes.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha love it

[@FuzzyWCTX]

Definition of suprise. A fart with a lump in it.

[@russellcopp6968]

3 men walked into a bar; the fourth one ducked

[@HannahRoot55]

Copp

[@Nako3]

Planet Earth enters a room and sees Mars and Jupiter playing videogames so he says: "Why are you guys playing games all day long?" Which they replied: "Because we have no life."

[@authorminator1579]

😂👍

[@renemuller5114]

The M & M's joke was one of my favorites 🤣🤣🤣

[@NPC_JBfive]

Nice! Adding some of these to my usage.

[@HannahRoot55]

Hi 👋

[@adambriggs22]

If we submit jokes in the comments would you guys read them in a video? 2 Dyslexics run into a bank and yell "AIR IN THE HANDS MOTHER STICKERS, THIS IS A FUCK UP"

[@HannahRoot55]

Hey Adam

[@Alemiha]

Fuck, that broke me

[@authorminator1579]

😂

[@ourv9603]

The purpose of the little toe is to locate furniture. !

[@authorminator1579]

LMAO 😂😂

[@simonpoole2635]

Whats brown and sticky? A stick!

[@humpy125]

Profits through the roof! Classic😂

[@AbDirkie]

Prophets actually, right? Otherwise the pun wouldn't work.

[@humpy125]

@@AbDirkie it's a homophone , so how it is spelt doesn't matter

[@RealAndySkibba]

Love these

[@aid037]

Great content as always guys, and hello Gode looking at the comments

[@ShadowStrike28]

4:20 what a perfect time to take it to that level of dark.

[@afischer8327]

This one is epic. Mostly harmless and inoffensive Dad jokes, apart from the landmine one. Watch and enjoy, with a beer or several.

[@leftblank131]

How does an astronaut mow the lawn? DUH, they have AstroTurf.

[@SilenceIsFoo]

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyway.

[@stephentroyer3831]

I tried garage sailing once, but it sank. Alternatively: I went garage sailing once, my garage is still at the bottom of the lake.

[@HannahRoot55]

Troyer😂

[@richardcarbone7075]

We need @daddy back on the dad jokes video lol

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

He was probably in Bali for this one

[@divarachelenvy]

we want more of these with new jokes...

[@phnelson033]

Nice. Seems that Eloise is a bit of an unsung stud with this joke action...top notch effort from her 🤘

[@ChidiyaSethi]

Loved it!😂It’s funny how one manages to successfully stifle a laugh at some real good ones and then the stupidest,most lame and light weight joke gets u and all the pent up laughter from the earlier jokes comes rushing out😅It was the “light blue” joke for me 🤪.That “Plagiarism” joke was a real goodun.❤from India 🇮🇳

[@kosmobutler]

I’m going crazy trying to understand the red apple green apple one lol

[@gblakev]

I think that was the point.

[@shreediculous]

me tooo aaah

[@williamtanner9740]

Why did the dyslexic keep failing at suicide? He kept running out behind the bus.

[@HannahRoot55]

Hey Tanner 👋

[@robn71]

I'm surprised Leigh didn't know the answer to the lazy people one, as we all know how on the ball he is when doing things for your pod cast's.

[@eldonhoward7925]

Funny! 😃

[@HannahRoot55]

Howard 👋

[@Dwayne_Bearup]

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? And udder failure.

[@andrewhasso14]

Can someone explain the apple joke to me @ 2:56 please? (what's the resemblance between a red apple and a green apple?). I don't get it?

[@HannahRoot55]

Hi 👋

[@sourabhmayekar3354]

Nice

[@CosminNecula]

What is the difference between a chicken? I has both legs equal, especially the left one. Why is a crocodile more green than long Because he is green both along and across, but is long only along Why is a crocodile more long than green? Because he is green only on the back side but is long on both sides

[@markt1387]

A dyslexic walks into a bra....

[@HannahRoot55]

Mark 👋

[@kaeoss4478]

I still don’t get the pilot one

[@ManacPanic]

The two meanings in that one is pilot: someone who fly's a plane and pilot: the term for the first/test episode of a show.

[@authorminator1579]

Thank you for explaining. 👍

[@FuzzyWCTX]

Yall vs YeahMad!

[@unperrier5998]

The Frenchman said "wait"... I did not get this one. Can someone care to explain? Thanks.

[@Spreadsheets_and_pizza]

He said “Oui” (Wii)

[@Absfor30]

I was taking jungling classes? maybe juggling classes would have worked better...

[@HannahRoot55]

Wayne Andrew 👋

[@Pdirac9]

What do you call an overweight person who talks to the dead? A Large

[@authorminator1579]

😂

[@Angelsilhouette]

I don't get the red and green apple one.

[@jadanejda9674]

It's just about subverting expectations. Like, what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. There's no real answer, but it wasn't what you expected. The apple one is also about stating the obvious, because you never believe that to be the answer, as there usually would be a clever punchline. Like, what's brown and sticky? A stick. Or, what's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

[@kosmobutler]

But how can they both be red if one’s green?

[@SverigeiSverige]

@@kosmobutlerExcept!

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Wait, Leigh and Skin are different people??

[@paulgal]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse

[@raafmaat]

what was the landmine joke? 4:19 , landmines disguised as bremmets? i cant figure out what word he is saying lol

[@msclrhd]

prayer mats

[@Spreadsheets_and_pizza]

Prayer mats

[@AbDirkie]

Prayer mats, hence the PROPHETS going through the roof ;)

[@raafmaat]

@@AbDirkie thanks, for some reason i kept hearing it wrong!

[@hanstusk1731]

More and new please....

[@sparkyUK]

3:27 come on guys get smaller mics - can't see the attempts to not laugh! 😄

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha yeah we have sorted this now 😂

[@kallamamran]

No more re-posts please. New material please! :)

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

These are all jokes that haven’t been in our longer videos before 😂

[@kallamamran]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Then many of them has been in shorts right!? Because I'm dead certain I have seen many of them before... Keep it up! :D I'll keep watching and I'll keep laughing :D

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@kallamamran haha you might be right there

[@Rose-jz6ix]

😄😳😲😀👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@coon155]

I still don't get the wig joke... anyone?

[@WadeMaster789]

toupee... to pay... 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@indicoterium]

it's sh.....

[@MrJango234]

You can cut the sexual tension between Jana and Elouise with knife !!

[@Joogaberry]

You reckon they wanna bump uglies? I really don't see that in their interactions

[@malcolmrowe9003]

I just thought they were taking the 'try not to laugh' aspect a lot more seriously than the guys.

[@dubio77]

What? ROFL

[@samdavenport4604]

I said to my female friend "I'm sorry but me and john were talking about what you'd look like naked" she said "you disgust me" I said "yes, we did"

[@HannahRoot55]

DavenPort 👋