Dad Jokes with Kratos

Kratos may be a dad now, but his journey to fatherhood won't be complete until he delivers some truly awful dad jokes. We teamed up with Kratos voice actor Christopher Judge to make our daddy dreams a reality.
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#godofwar #kratos

[@BigBadWolf995]

Kratos: "Hold on boy, I have to axe them a question." Atreus: Closes eyes, sighs, and facepalms himself

[@chiklachikla7641]

Know the joke (comic) and still crack me every time

[@Aaditya_Shakya]

Lmao

[@mattygee6852]

@@chiklachikla7641 yo link? >3>

[@Stormborn_717]

1:04

[@lntervention.]

more accurate reaction is dad... no..

[@thesighbored]

When Kratos makes a joke but you're scared to laugh in case he's not joking.

[@njm104]

?

[@soldiergigas14]

Ah, because kratos said he's always serious.

[@blacksaiyan5643]

@God of War how old are u now?

[@blacksaiyan5643]

@God of War ahhh yes sir lol

[@blacksaiyan5643]

@God of War I'm sorry ill be better

[@SamueleumaS2]

Hearing the most serious man in the world laugh is scary

[@ZachYohama]

It's like when Batman is being nice; it's terrifying

[@memesfromdeepspace1075]

@@ZachYohama thtas exactly what i thingking🤣🤣🤣

[@d3genr3gen26]

@@ZachYohama Batman is nice. Just not to criminals.

[@GooseWithAtophat]

​@@ZachYohama there was this one time batman laughed to Harley

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

@@GooseWithAtophat gib deets

[@Why_so_salty]

Christopher Judge sounds so intimidating, yet is easily ticked by any joke

[@CometDeManokit]

Atk: yes Def: 0

[@therunawaykid6523]

His voice is epic

[@SylvainCosmos]

"When does a joke become a dad joke?" "When it becomes apparent, boy."

[@megapulsar9244]

Oooh nice one.

[@Hanta1]

BOI

[@Xbox_HonorGuard_Ra]

This one's new to me. Nice!

[@doc882]

Perfect BOI

[@1brolyable]

Underrated

[@ourlordandsaviour7529]

Honestly, this guy could read the phone book and I'd still pay money to hear it

[@nicholaspeters1400]

Our Lord and Saviour Imagine him narrating your life.

[@rawovunlapin8201]

@@nicholaspeters1400 imagine anyone narrating your life

[@ainsleyhariott4353]

{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7

[@jacobsimon4358]

I worship you.

[@HowlingMad86]

@@nicholaspeters1400 An mike enters the toilet to create a new mountain in a small see of clear water surrounded by en elfish white small bowl.

[@croc_moat2327]

"I don't like elevators" "I don't trust stairs" *Starts floating*

[@blackroberts6290]

Icarus' Wings

[@maazuponvelocity]

*jumps* the fucking god of war

[@chumbucket3475]

Ladder

[@chrishall8765]

This comment has aged wonderfully since now you get to higher places via blades.

[@raminatazade5376]

He misses the days he had wings

[@CGF41492]

Imagine them selling the Kratos Dad jokes DLC pack... 😂 Stonks 📈

[@user-hx9ry1uu1v]

Shut up and take my money

[@emberson]

TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY

[@franktheweed6171]

I'll buy that for a dollar

[@petahgiffinlikesyouruwucow709]

Shut up and takey money and give your entire stock

[@Kilo_Maybe]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[@KrpticUnknown]

i would buy a dad joke DLC for fathers day.

[@isekid6514]

Krptic Unknown Ay its kryptic i freaking love your beats

[@NickZephyr]

Krptic Unknown SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

[@hostiledodo1150]

As would we all

[@aliathif7778]

I would sell my soul to get the devs convinced

[@Tokanova]

Only if they had Atreus back to voice his reactions!

[@rachelheav857]

I love how Chrisipher Judge is the opposite to every charactor he plays

[@laisphinto6372]

Indeed

[@JJ-qo7th]

It's a boatload of fun to play opposite your personality in some way. You should try it at your next ttrpg.

[@gruntlife5055]

Especially Tealc

[@madmanarrivednow]

So nobody remembers, when he played Darren the football jock in MacGyver? Just me? I see my old man self out.

[@theunderdog9353]

@@madmanarrivednow Wasn't that just the one episode? He played Teal'c for 10 years. I can't see him as any other character. When playing GoW, all I can hear is Teal'c and it's so weird to hear his voice on a white guy 😂😂

[@duckman12569]

"Hi sorry, I'm dad" This is a very high-level dad joke.

[@Mexaze_]

I would call it savage...😂😂😂

[@adinahum4606]

Lol that’s hilarious 🤣

[@syvysarvida5164]

“Oh no, Kratos, why did you name me this way?”

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

The highest level of dad jokes. Reserved for only the dadliest of dads.

[@godofdoor6558]

Hello "a very high-level dad joke."

[@milkman-30]

I love how giggily and loveable he is.

[@Freindlyneigbourhoodspidey]

Ikr he's the goat

[@BallBatteryReligion]

That deep, bellowing laugh is wholesome. I hope we get just one laugh out of Kratos in Ragnarok. Do it after the credits roll for all I care I just need to hear it lol.

[@testarimon158]

@@BallBatteryReligion lol imagine a character like kratos the literal god of war who has killed the gods of olympus his own father zeus and who has lost his brother and mother, laughing. But yeah still it would be hella insane hearing him laugh in the after credits.

[@jjc8873]

He got arrested for sexual harassment

[@milkman-30]

@@jjc8873 wrong person. joseph gatt the motion capture was for alleged so not proven yet, if it does get proven then he sucks. christopher judge is still awesome as always

[@Romandy13]

Iconic line from God of War: Don't be sorry, be better. Alternate universe: Hi sorry, I'm dad.

[@Parth-gx1nw]

Alternative universe Kratos : Don't be Dad be son

[@kchopgamer3894]

Alternate universe: Don’t Son dad, be dad son

[@themaskedmortal3561]

"Don't be salty, be better"

[@olivererlandsson30]

If kratos was a memer Kratos: git good noob

[@juggernaut8988]

Alternate universe wimp Kratos: don’t be better, be sorry

[@squashmallow2006]

"What kind of comedy does the Norse god of war prefer? Top-Tyr comedy."

[@averagegameenjoyer4156]

need more likes

[@habeebabubakaralaidroos5309]

😂

[@RandomlyJiva]

Tyr??

[@AminulIslam-fi2yb]

Nice one.😂

[@tripletimeace609]

Oh ffs 😂😂

[@birdlord4210]

Man, I sure hope this guy gets an award for best performance

[@RiskRule]

Guess who got an award for best performance

[@Mrsir529]

@@RiskRule Kratos?

[@AjumSheiCaydaresh13579]

This aged well

[@Zapa1206]

This aged so well

[@HuugTuub]

This aged extremely well (unlike the cod campaign)

[@gelap7343]

his voice literally can punch a guy .

[@lalalele441]

I give this joke 2 out 10

[@blackfyre3149]

@@lalalele441 I give your opinion 0 out of 10

[@user-nu3sd7zb2j]

@@blackfyre3149 i give ...nothing. cuz im shellfish

[@VaeVictis96]

@@blackfyre3149 I give your comment -500 out of 10 😄

[@astaexe2631]

@@lalalele441 splish splash your opinion is trash

[@sassycassie1282]

I love how he absolutely laughs at these jokes and looks so guilty trying not to crack himself up.

[@Techhunter_Talon]

I feel like the mental image of Kratos saying these is hilarious all onto itself.

[@gjtrue]

🤣🤣

[@gameoffear1571]

I love how the actor is basically the human embodiment of Cinnamon Roll but his characters are cold blooded killers/fighters

[@justinlewis1555]

He looks so guilty that we can't JUDGE him. I'll see myself out.

[@sassycassie1282]

@@justinlewis1555 🤣🤣 Absolutely punny!

[@dynomical.]

Imagine if Kratos makes bread, he'll name it Kratoast.

[@Dark-zt3kg]

Only 5 likes :(

[@NarutoUzumaki-pl4bu]

Boiii lol

[@slimretro2659]

*In Zeus Voice*

[@tommyblade8093]

are u a father too? bc that was dadful.. bc dreadful can be sound like dadful? get it? nvm i will leave

[@kawkos-iz2zg]

Dyno DexterHD hahwhwhhqhehkdbdbdnbdbe

[@kaaaputnik]

LMAOO i love how he has the voice acting professionalism to know to stay silent a few seconds after his lines end so they can be clean cuts, but then once that second or two of silence is up he just IMMEDIATELY bursts out laughing

[@MeddyReady]

I wish this was in the actual game, imagine playing new game + and it's just kratos saying dad jokes all the way through

[@tarektechmarine8209]

Depending on age and timing, some would welcome it and most would facepalm with Atreus.

[@Metphies-]

It should be an option for New Game+, a "Comedic Kratos Mode" or something

[@bobjenkins4689]

I would pay for the game all over again for that option

[@aidenparker5955]

@@Metphies- true.

[@lupin2232]

Absolutely, was just telling my wife the same thing lol

[@reagle9315]

The only dude that can say, "Are you winning, Son?"

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

“Are you winning, Boi?”

[@Lisbord]

"I’m always winning, father"

[@dysphoria_1.040]

Walks in on him stabbing Modi "Are ya winnin' son?"

[@davidbooth46ify]

@@christopherfleetwood5252 boy*

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

@@davidbooth46ify That too

[@Thatguy-nh4by]

“Don’t be sorry, be better” “Hi dad, I’m better”

[@hansalanson3497]

Clorox Bleach *Throws son to the Lake of Nine.*

[@abdellnunez1403]

"Now you are ready, better."

[@ЯАга-я4л]

Okay, now I'm Ready Better

[@thebropoppy1293]

bruh i swear to god i see you everywhere... i replied to one of our comments if you remember

[@eskimoassasin6764]

This guy is literally on every comment section

[@markusskram4181]

Chris’s laughing is the best thing to ever exist he is so sweet and kind

[@Farhan_049]

Fatherly.

[@wheasdre]

"I don't trust stairs, they are always up to something." *Atreus facepalms*

[@capybara9521]

@Rad • bruh bots like

[@aj_huncho4078]

Bruv that's crazy, as soon as I read this, that part came on the video😂

[@legm5298]

That one was perfect😂😂😂

[@kylemenow1666]

Kratos: My dad Atreus: Me

[@npcblacksmith5739]

You should start taking steps to avoid them. 😂

[@dorenzahid5244]

The fact that he said "a stick" with a straight ass face and kept it for a split second killed me

[@mandalorian1994]

I legit laughed so hard at that one I started crying! That delivery was just too perfect!! 😂😂😂

[@julianvdr8808]

I love how you can clearly see him trying to hold his laughter in, before he fails completely

[@Kratos_Messi7050]

Giancarlo Esposito moment

[@MrBones-be7ry]

boy:"im sorry..." kratos: *laughs menacingly* Hi sorry.. im DAD

[@maxm4375]

Atreus: Why did you name me this way?

[@KyttVA]

​​@@maxm4375 atreus: why, why, whyyy

[@JayStarMoney21]

His deep voice and attempt to keep a straight face is what made those jokes and this video in general hilarious

[@wierdalien1]

He was a repeat corpse offender on SG-1

[@axceljulio5747]

@@wierdalien1 Speaking of Repeat Offender, I remember that he also voices D-Mob in Def Jam Fight for NY

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

@@axceljulio5747 wow didn't know

[@x_x8760]

1:33 my fav dad jokes

[@LordQuadros]

"Father, I'm hungry. Can you make me a sandwich?" "Hello, Hungry. Unfortunately, I do not possess the magics necessary to transform you into a sandwich."

[@someboiwhogivesadamn]

LordQuadros wolf.

[@juwuliansilver]

Mimir: "Oh, a black knife from my home! You should take it!" Kratos :"Yes Boy, take it. We might need to butter bread somewhere on our journey." Mimir: "This is why no one likes you."

[@jessea4438]

I read that aloud in Kratos' voice. I cant believe I kept a straight face.

[@Cptbravo221]

LordQuadros what video is that agsin

[@flugenhagen14]

That's when Kratos pulls a Geoffry and puts a slice of cheese on Atreus's head, telling him "now you are a sandwich"

[@valin6373]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Christopher Judge is a giant cinnamon role with the voice of a god killer. Perfect

[@michaelzhang7098]

Valin 63 He looks like the embodiment of the word “Chad” and “Wholesome” mixed into a single god-mutilator package

[@HiopX]

technically, two god killers

[@HunterGeophysicsAustralia]

"The voice of a god killer" - they would be false gods, of course. ;)

[@TeppicTheAbysswalker]

@@HunterGeophysicsAustralia Wouldn't they all tho...

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

Most of my old roommates fucking loves that guy, I don't blame them

[@karlgabrua]

Why did atreus stay afloat on water? He had boi-ancy

[@KiyanPocket]

thesynergy2 Know the meme, then remove your comment... boi.

[@thesynergy2]

Fine, fine, the law of Boi is absolute

[@imarock.7662]

Fuck. That's pretty good.

[@somerandomguy2991]

I'l tip my hat to that

[@ifyouknow3220]

This made my day

[@disorganizedbones8139]

I want this to be animated and each time Atreus just keeps cringing

[@sparserabbit6499]

1:00 Atreus's reaction was priceless

[@anonunk4658]

"God... Damnit dad..."

[@eeeeeewaahahha]

“Dad!…Can you please say Excuse me atleast?”

[@Rhino-Prime]

@@eeeeeewaahahha kratos: excuse me at least

[@icebearc4859]

“No, he is called boy” “cOmE bOy”

[@DuckTheAssasin]

@@icebearc4859 Come? 🤨

[@johna7691]

I love how he laughs at the jokes because he's also a dad irl

[@immagical7036]

I laughed at the jokes and I’m not a dad, heck I’m not even a man And I’m only 18

[@Speed001]

@@immagical7036 Thanks for reminding me people really be out here having kids at 12 and 14 years old. Now you must be burdened with this knowledge too.

[@immagical7036]

@@Speed001 oh I knew that already, can’t get my head around why people would have kids when they’re younger than me

[@Jubjub644]

@@Speed001 whats wrong with that

[@sentientmustache8360]

@@Jubjub644 having kids while under 18 is what most people would call a “life-ending cataclysm”

[@maclunkeymedia7289]

“Boy, find me dad jokes.” “Where?” “In the direction of dad jokes.”

[@reynhacoezy5510]

«But where I can find dad jokes ?!? » «Where The dad jokes are »

[@lyxee5294]

Uncharted Raider r/woooooooooosh

[@lemonhomie2645]

Uncharted Raider r/wooosh

[@TheBiggestCorn]

i love how the voice of Kratos, an angry and serious SOB is like a giggly kid when saying dad jokes

[@poprockssuck87]

When his jokes fall flat, they leave Krators.

[@harbour08]

Go home go home!!!!! LOLLLLL

[@thenutstealer]

😇🤣

[@jsanchez8500]

Bit of a stretch but I getcha

[@bigpapichurro5197]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@mandalorian1994]

*inhales deeply* BOI!!!!

[@butterbun7033]

I love imagining kratos telling Atreus these jokes and just trying his best to hold back his laughter like a kid and Atreus is just absolutely done with him "So you dont tell good stories OR good jokes" 😂😂😂

[@Aaditya_Shakya]

Kratos in the next game should actually try to tell jokes to amuse Atreus to bond with his son showing that hes trying bt he should say it seriously

[@tarektechmarine8209]

@@Aaditya_Shakya ah yes wholesome.

[@orthusgames9888]

@@Aaditya_Shakya i can see it now. Kratos: I don't like stairs, they are always up to something. Atreus: *facepalm* really father? Mimir: are you alright brother? Tyr: .....Ok Sindri: *says nothing because he's afraid of Kratos* Brok: he he he. That's actually pretty good.

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

@@orthusgames9888 Kratos & Brok are bros

[@orthusgames9888]

@@zsu-23-4shilka2 yes they are

[@Victoriai-y2m]

Someone animate _all of these_ *_ALL OF T H E S E_*

[@BigMuddyCountry]

I believe they are in the actual game as easter eggs.

[@wardedthorn6523]

Waylon Richardson No. Way. AMAZING

[@spore4893]

i agree😂

[@TheKoboldFromFictionalPlaces]

Ey its a nepeta profile pic

[@carlbloke8797]

Waylon Richardson that’s awesome!

[@gfaDiaspa]

00:37 [Sound of Stargate actor Christopher Judge enjoying dad jokes] Love the subtitles!

[@acnologia1434]

Platinum trophy unlocked: Made Kratos laugh successfully

[@prestons6876]

I wish that was a trophy

[@gameoffear1571]

I wish there was a dad jokes DLC too

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

Platnium? That is a Diamond Trophy if there ever was one.

[@nickbuchanan9755]

*Emerald trophy.*

[@vincentzhang9248]

Oh god😂😂😂😂

[@lionspride4821]

Balder : I thought you'd be bigger Atreus : That's what she said! Kratos : BOI!!!

[@chicken7482]

*Baldur

[@lionspride4821]

@@chicken7482 Baldr = Baldur = Balder. They're all the same thing just creative spelling

[@sheritasnake2598]

XD

[@palacsintapalacsinta7750]

LOOOOLLL

[@ThePcorpuz]

Teal’C: Indeed

[@GamingGuruGuy975]

Mike Tyson was going to voice kratos but he told them he had a Thor throat

[@BadaBing456]

obi-wan kenobi you clever bastard😂

[@christ993]

HAHAHAHAH this is the one

[@arsenal4739]

Mike Tyson confirmed for Thor in GOW5.

[@itsasquid]

*read in Kratos' voice*

[@waster9964]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@LetralXIV]

Kratos: "Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks at the other and says, 'does this taste funny to you?'" Atreus: "..." Kratos: *Grins*

[@henrygutierrez3243]

Do you watch Game Grumps?

[@LetralXIV]

What's that

[@The_Shifters16]

👏

[@jesterjacks3933]

"ARE YOU ALRIGHT FATHER?" "Excuse me?" "Your face has never done that before."

[@pubgkaski6636]

Fans : Kratos u are black? Boy : Dad, did you get some weight? Kratos : İ'm going to sleep boooouy . Boy : Ok fath . Fans : .... You : ok this amazing Me : Thank you , i english bad

[@vonjt4077]

"Girls' voices get higher when they talk to guys they are attracted to" Girls when they talk to me:

[@solidzack]

Crush looks you in the eyes: *BOI*

[@datakatamadze4261]

Lol😂😂

[@elbowsbuns1896]

*BOI*

[@cordiv3387]

Unlucky I did already seen this joke xd.

[@waterdroplets1627]

Lmfao🤣

[@HomTolland69]

"Which direction should I go to?" "In the direction of deer." That in itself is a dad joke.

[@prospect689]

That joke was prime

[@ollie7070]

there was no second "the" He just said "in the direction of deer"

[@ayyylmao101]

HE AIN'T WRONG

[@LittleMopeHead]

I don't get the joke. Can someone please explain?

[@ayyylmao101]

@@LittleMopeHead Atreus wanted to know where he should go to find deer. Kratos basically told him figure it out lmao ("in the direction of deer"... i.e. wherever deer are.)

[@TheWitchfinderGenral]

When you're born blessed with a voice like this, you've got to rock it. I want Christopher Judge to narrate my life.

[@jerrodkilla23]

No time for jokes BOY!!!

[@AlphaEnt2]

*boi*

[@revolutioncalling666]

jerrodkilla23 *BOI*

[@youknowyoufuckedupright3058]

THE BOI HAS FALLEN ILL Atreus: Dad, I don't feel so good.

[@MoonlightLulamoon]

But I'm a Gorl...

[@koolin3613]

Jokes are for the boat boy

[@Heavenly_Father]

"How did you sent Kratos flying with one punch?" Baldr: "He may be bald, but I'm Baldr."

[@flame4513]

Your name is god Are you a bad god or good god? Can i say *Greek gods*

[@backto90s58]

Bachelor tv 😂

[@zayyyy1368]

Kratos : I already told you boy, there’s no such thing as good gods!

[@RulesOfNature308]

@@flame4513 Hi kratos

[@RulesOfNature308]

@@zayyyy1368 true

[@BitterMercy]

Christopher trying to deliver a line but laughing instead is everything 😂

[@quantaviousedwards4905]

Carol S. Lol

[@balinttoth9287]

He seems to be an overall nice dude to be around.

[@Dustparticle000]

I agree

[@evgeniptolemy5570]

Indeed. A calm and reasonable person.

[@SCP-1567]

Just like Steven Ogg with Trevor. After all he's a nice guy

[@siscokidder]

Atreus: Hey Dad, did you know Freya had another name?! Kratos: I had no Frigg'n idea.

[@oreldawson5183]

This and that Álfheimers joke are so absolutely perfect.

[@theoneitself]

This doesnt qualify as Dad Joke. This is legitimately a pretty good joke 😎

[@funkmantim2661]

You guys know that stairs joke? Well, bet you did not know that they were always ready to go down.

[@andreyleonel255]

"Hi Sorry, I'm Dad!" *(AMBULANCE COMING FROM DISTANCE!)*

[@bagmilker1558]

lmfao

[@violentexile]

"Hi Sorry, I'm Dad! Shol'va!"

[@pralenkaman8105]

only now I got the joke lol

[@skweather7461]

Hi loki im dad

[@rungcox4823]

paramedics: "im sorry... he's gone"

[@acgmedical9129]

This guy looks like he’s built out of Titanium. He’s massive

[@bluehornet197]

Well he is 8.5ft tall

[@Godfadda]

Used to be a PAC-10 lineman and then he was First Prime of Apophis

[@brendangreen1122]

@@Godfadda helped take over Gotham with a band of Eurasian paramilitary terrorists too

[@LordFerbombi]

James Quinn no he’s not lol where did you get that from

[@acgmedical9129]

Ferbombi it’s a joke you moron

[@blackray2022]

The "No eye deer" one got me teared up🤣

[@verp7786]

"I'm sorry" "Hi sorry, I'm dad" So, is that Muffin time?

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

Yes

[@bimbo122]

You are sooo funny everything is from muffin time

[@regirock7313]

Bet

[@laisphinto6372]

Not muffins jaffa

[@folkwhore8322]

NOT THE TRAUMATIZING VIDEO

[@williamjackson9355]

1:19 how did he manage to make saying “a stick.” Sound SO threatened

[@BlackBerry-r5n]

Kratos: What is brown sticky and about to be in your skull A stick

[@christophertidwell2422]

Cause he'll beat you to death with it that's why

[@Laras94]

Because his "stick" is threatening ...

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

@@Laras94 *_PLEASE_* tell me you mean the Leviathan Axe.

[@Driptacular_Dragonborn]

@@zsu-23-4shilka2 I don’t think they mean his axe

[@OceanSentinel]

There should be a dialogue like that, while Kratos and Atreus are using the boat to row through the Lake of Nine. Atreus: "Father, do you know any jokes?" Kratos: "Now's not the time, boy." Atreus: "But we'll be busy once we land. Now's the best time!" Mimir: "Come now, brother, surely you have SOME jest up your sleeve!" Kratos: "Shut up, head." Atreus: "Just one, Father. Please!" Kratos: *deep grunt* "... fine." *thinks a moment* "I once had my arm broken, yet I still fought in a great war. Do you know how I beat my foes?" Atreus: "How, Father?" Kratos: "Singlehandedly." Atreus: "..." Mimir: "..." Kratos: "Enough talking now. Keep an eye out for threats." Atreus: "Yes, Father."

[@SergePupko]

Slow clap but too long.

[@stevanustrionanda6397]

Atreus: "I wonder how long will it take to drown myself"

[@NTRMAN-bh2bd]

Haha

[@RickyG93]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tiggytheimpaler5483]

God damnit, that was a good one

[@SaveAwesomeMatt]

Hearing what Kratos sounds like laughing is almost scarier than hearing him angry.

[@UncleJon-31]

Atreus face-palming as if saying, "You know what, Dad? Use that axe on me right now. Because if THAT won’t kill me, your jokes will."

[@zillafire101]

IceeColdBoy 31 "Sorry boy. I guess I have some killer jokes." "Dad stahp."

[@Glibglobit]

This is so weird I've never heard kratos laugh 😂

[@madscientistshusta]

Didn't watch a lot of sg1 did you?

[@imaginary92]

@@madscientistshusta you'd be surprised how many people only know Chris from GoW. Then there's people like me (and from your comment, I can quite safely assume you as well) who screamed TEEEEEEEAAAAAAL'C as soon as they heard the first word uttered in the game. His voice is unmistakable.

[@WhoDunIt1999]

FetchQuestAssigner4423 I don't ever remember hearing him laugh on SG1 either though.

[@imaginary92]

@@WhoDunIt1999 he did. Just very rarely.

[@cavareenvius7886]

@@imaginary92 Teal'c didn't laugh much and when he did it gave the others the creeps.

[@aegisinferno7200]

"I am Terrified of Elevators... I am going to start taking *Steps* to avoid them." The video just started and i'm already done...

[@RMJ1984]

That one was also hands down the best! :D

[@greek_gamer-sg4nv]

AegisInferno same

[@dysFUNctional93]

The one right after is pretty funny.

[@lhommemystere3938]

I still dont get it, can someone lighten me up ?

[@Gogeata4]

@@lhommemystere3938 every elevator part in all God of War games had Kratos ambushed to allow players not being bored along the ride He also dont trust stairs cause they always had a tendancy to give way when he walks of em

[@kakalukium]

Christopher Judge is the definition of puberty hitting you in the face.

[@AbadonXXX]

”hi sorry, I’m dad.” and subscribed

[@chickentikka4383]

“What is brown and sticky?” *carrying the literal truck of a tree* “A stick”

[@JohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnny]

Truck of a tree

[@chickentikka4383]

@@JohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnny oh shoot, well I guess volume wise, that would be accurate XD

[@littlet7653]

It's probably a stick to him 🤣🤣🤣 LOL

[@Payday5]

*WHEEZE*

[@sonrykon5413]

Trunks are twigs to a guy that moves mountains

[@whitelampmrz]

1:21 the laugh that will begin Ragnarok.

[@CometDeManokit]

Ohh. THAT'S Why. Got it.

[@prometheus1815]

WELL WELL WELL

[@lonecolamarine]

Yea, kinda sounded like The Joker ngl.

[@LyannenHalbsterblich]

This made me realize the series can't end until we hear the main cast, Kratos included, share an honest hearty laugh.

[@sample.text.]

BOY!

[@oldgodful]

s a m p l e t e x t u

[@sonicexereaper6814]

s a m p l e t e x t * inhales * *B O I* 👏👏👏

[@christophersainduc5513]

BRUUUH

[@crashpal]

Papa!

[@Willlive032]

NIÑO!

[@MrPavySRK]

Even his laugh is powerful lol

[@dylanwight5764]

His laugh is clinically proven to cure cancer

[@Skelezig]

Cure cancer? More like maim gods.

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

+Skelezig What's the difference?

[@Skelezig]

+Snazzy Jovial Wyrm Haha, damn! Nice one!

[@jonathonjencin228]

Man I wanted him to say, " Boy, Stay right here, I am going to axe him a question"

[@biiskut]

Johnny Calliber OH MYG OD

[@phroggy1994]

Johnny Calliber i saw that meme google assistant showed me. Hehehe

[@jonathonjencin228]

Margiemight Awesomesauce yeah this joke it's not original..... But I just felt the need to share this awesome joke in this video.

[@dead_shot_475]

lol XD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@anasshahid224]

Christopher Judge was born to play Kratos , amazing performance 👏👏👏👏👏

[@JakeBaldino]

This is it. This is the perfect #content

[@SH-rs6ow]

heya jake

[@ivanocsars2831]

Jake good to see

[@progamerjakestudios8553]

At first i thought ur name said jake balding XD.

[@iloveindonesia69]

My man Jake

[@NamekJedi]

Because video games

[@eliechch5324]

WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS AN AUDIO OF KRATOS LAUGHING

[@austinkersey2445]

Chris Aerdna We are fucked.

[@zabaoth]

He laughed in game too. He just didn't smile and was more of a reserved chuckle. I flippled out.

[@htxflow]

"I do not laugh"

[@fotuto13]

Is this canon though? I feel like this should be in the HD Remaster Director's Cut on the PS5

[@sheriif]

Chris Aerdna WARNING: THIS COMMENT IS STOLEN.

[@danlee7923]

When a little child refuses nap time does that mean he is resisting a rest?

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

I heard a guy lost the entire left half of his body. Now he's all right.

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

@arnold jayeola Atreus probably has a lovely singing voice. Too bad once he gets older, he'll be low key.

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

@arnold jayeola What do you call it when you strap watches on your belt? A waist of time.

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

Joker: "Wanna hear a joke?" Batman: "Sure." Joker: "Parental love." Batman: "I don't get it." Joker: "Exactly."

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

@arnold jayeola How serious. Dead serious.

[@ra-0238]

His silence after every joke and then he just begin to laught is most funny 😂

[@pcg13]

Everybody's laughing is so good.

[@omarhuda4997]

thank you kindly *everyBOI's laughing is so good

[@irsyadarham5871]

thank you kindly indeed

[@irsyadarham5871]

Omar Huda indeed

[@blackhatfreak]

Indeed.

[@Vox_Popul1]

Random Guy inbreed. Wait what

[@Bio_hazard-zf8uu]

This is the closest we’ll get to kratos laughing

[@leonardoombrog1063]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Blizryn]

There is the old voice actor who also laughed

[@danielbeaver3152]

Either that or when Atreus spits up the wine and kratos goes "Hmph". If kratos ever laughs in game or gives a full blown heartwarming smile, that'll be the day i quit playing the series. That or if he dies and isn't the protagonist. I say this, but we'll see how it plays out because the devs of the series really blew me away and i was impressed with all this change, maybe they can get away with more than i think. Idk, i just can't see myself playing someone else in god of war.

[@kratospwns241]

Daniel Beaver I could play as Atreus. Though I would prefer if it switched between the two, and we had two separate skill trees to upgrade.

[@borneyesterday206]

I thought there was an earthquake going on but it was just the very fucking earth rumbling under the might of that man's voice

[@Thishandleistakenbutwhocares]

this video isnt long enough, i want more dad jokes from the best dad

[@genjishimada2855]

“Hi sorry, I am dad” this is golden. I love it when VA’s do these kinda of funny things for the community and just for fun in general.

[@zabaoth]

Mark Hamill reading a Trump tweet with Joker's voice was awesome (and scarily in character) AF.

[@roathrobin]

The Kratos we need but not the one we deserve

[@woe794]

RomuX the original was better

[@Ryuga-2015]

Well this Kratos is buff.

[@Vertutame]

No,Boi,we do what we please.

[@punchslinger]

The tables have turned... " *No time for jokes FATHER* "

[@adams3627]

The gruffest dudes always have the best laughs

[@Saabrinusky]

How do you call a blind deer which isn’t moving? *Still no eye deer*

[@rogger0663r]

you should have way more likes

[@scarlettia3109]

@@rogger0663r agree ofmg

[@kapilbusawah7169]

Sabrinusky best one! Bi can followup with this and they'd still not expect it?

[@cloroxbleach3936]

omg so underrated 😂😂😂

[@raymond0076]

DEER I say but I DOE believe that this comment deserves more likes

[@Kat-js]

Christopher Judge is Polygon’s dad now

[@Knights_of_the_Nine]

Well he needs to beat them until they’re a little tougher.

[@Kat-js]

inceptionman45 that’s fair

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

I don't think he wants them to be his children, though. This is Polygon we're talking about, afterall. Bunch of lazy, good for nothing SJW's who only know how to complain about games instead of actually playing them. I was honestly surprised they even came out with this video.

[@AD_Nelson]

"I am terrified of elevators, I am going to start taking steps to avoid them" "I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something"

[@TrelliessRose]

Well, now that we're all on the same level...

[@Metphies-]

Such a shame he left Icarus's wings back at Greece

[@azkarusydan6039]

soo, ladder?

[@rhodesdrakethenieliii3209]

@@azkarusydan6039 I don't know, they look kind of wobbly to me...

[@georgeridden1705]

@@TrelliessRose GENIUS COMMENT.

[@vincentvorse]

Kratos changed his password to Zeus, but his account wouldn't accept it. Said it was too weak

[@Linosek279]

-“I’m terrified of elevators, I am going to be taking steps to avoid them” -“I don’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something” Uuh

[@NTRMAN-bh2bd]

Hahahaha...!

[@justin.g25]

He had an encounter i guess

[@vituima508]

Ohhhh, so THAT’S why he likes to climb things

[@Bj-re4wt]

I don't trust like that

[@jeremywoods770]

Jokes fell flat

[@desmondtan6877]

i wan him to be my google map voice now omg

[@mattj4112]

Turn left on Hamilton Ave. boy

[@notavailable8201]

That was the wrong turn BOI!!

[@mattmiller459]

Turn only when I tell u to turn

[@theassassinpal623]

Me: takes the wrong turn Kratos: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

[@usererror2572]

*Navigates to Grocery Store* Kratos: Head in the direction of food

[@thelaughingrouge]

I love how Chris couldn't get through some of them without laughing.

[@099rjZ]

thelaughingrouge That means Chris is fond of humourous things.

[@arisart22]

thelaughingrouge Coz he's a certified Dad.

[@Annemoontje]

Indeed.

[@yodavanckart]

Kratos : barely laughs from years to years Christopher : *laughs at silly jokes*

[@stantheman9790]

Closest you'll ever get to hearing Kratos laugh lol

[@kin4386]

Actually, *SPOILER* when Kratos shares a drink with Atreus on the Elevator, he does chuckle under his breath slightly when Atreus goes "Aaah.."

[@nightingem]

This is absolutely pure and I feel like I’m getting a warm hug and secondhand dad joke embarrassment.

[@-et37-]

One of the greatest voices in all of gaming

[@General12th]

And all of acting.

[@idan269]

Aulis Vaara Stargate SG1!!!!

[@Sonichero151]

Now brings you Dad Jokes....... *We do Not deserve such treasure...*

[@sorryjustrich1049]

After the master chief

[@LET4M4RU]

Also Elias Toufexis, as Adam Jensen. But yes, he is a formidable voice actor

[@DanielLovesArt]

Christopher Judge seems like the chillest dude you could ever meet... so long as you were chill too.

[@sebpet1992]

Some would say he is a calm and reasonable person

[@Wouldyoulose98]

@@sebpet1992 is he…a calm and a reasonable person?

[@devonmc4417]

He is a calm and reasonable person, only if the moment calls for calm 😌

[@spaceperson613]

Kratos: what's Brown and sticky. Me: please don't say a st- Kratos: a stick. Me: *sighs in Norse*

[@mrtuxedo1467]

*facepalms in Greek*

[@deadmeat1471]

Groans in Latin

[@moirapalace3946]

**cringes in Egyptian**

[@Sevaiah]

Leaves in roman

[@brokenlordofcinder4128]

Giggity in English

[@CrazyGunMan100]

Okay but if Kratos like randomly said these during quiet moments in game that would be just the best.

[@ThePewdieslender]

And Mimir would just respond with disappointment each time.

[@DoubleBoost23]

SpyroTechnic Mimir: I think I preferred you when you were murdering pantheons... Kratos:Yes,I once killed an panther with a joke. Atreus:STOP

[@randompasserbyer]

I can just imagine, as they're crouched in the bushes aiming for the deer, Kratos: What's brown and sticky? Atreus: *aiming* ??? Kratos: A stick. The arrow goes flying out of shock. Kratos: Only shoot when I tell you, *boy.* Atreus: I'm sorry.. Kratos: Hi, Sorry. I'm Dad.

[@ThePewdieslender]

Atreus: "Is it going to be like this the entire hunt?"

[@DoubleBoost23]

SpyroTechnic Kratos: "Did I ever tell you this?I used to hate facial hair,but then it grew on me."

[@RiderGeats]

Atreus: What if your axe come back to you and accidentaly hit you? Kratos: There are no *Axe-idents* B O I

[@doc882]

Diavolo that’s pretty good

[@foreveruseless1292]

Noice

[@arkguy5103]

Damn that's good

[@gameseeker6307]

-Oogway

[@NTRMAN-bh2bd]

I thought you still in the death loops

[@LancePaille]

Props to Kratos for imitating Christopher Judge

[@george2p]

1:00 "I do not trust stairs... they are always up to something." "Dad... ¬¬"

[@iamstewpit6740]

george2p Perfect