DaddyOFive Is Back

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DaddyO5 now known as The Martins Family and they are still making content to this day, but people are still not so happy with them...
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[@dork3]

didn't mean to click this video I'm leaving

[@S0DDA]

i love this

[@taapero_]

i hate this

[@harrisonkrippner2197]

i like this

[@vraxhzDS]

I have no opinion on this

[@oatjuice5921]

im indifferent

[@vrsa6857]

fun fact, they from my hometown maryland, and daddyofive was hitting headlines on every news station around this time.

[@webkinzismylife27]

Yeah it’s no secret there are some pretty horrible people from the DMV that have put themselves online, it just makes me ashamed to be from this area overall

[@ODSTGodzilla]

They should have been in Jail

[@vrsa6857]

@@webkinzismylife27 tell me about it 🤦‍♂️

[@Medved-]

‘ringe

[@imhan3528]

Fredrick is weird lmao

[@Jfam11638]

They still haven’t let go. They’re continually trying to save face and slander Cody and Emma’s biological mom to make themselves look like the victims in all of this They repeatedly bullied the younger, weaker, and more vulnerable kids. People shouldn’t lose sight of that when listening to their attempts to navigate excuses

[@StummerVogel]

It's not even that bad for them. Oh boohoo, they get some mean comments on their KZbin videos, why can't people just forgive them~? Here's a crazy idea: They don't need to make KZbin/tiktok videos at all. KZbin is hardly a basic human right. They don't deserve to make a comeback. Being reminded of the shit they did is nothing compared to what they put those kids through.

[@guitubagrips9719]

​@@StummerVogelpreach 🙏

[@elijahishere]

​​@@StummerVogel That's the rub for me. Why do you need the attention of strangers on the Internet so bad? It's also telling that they (aside from the SoundCloud Son) only want to do vlog style videos. Videos that have the least amount of effort put into them and put their faces front and center. If making content is what they're passionate about, I'd expect them to try something different instead of doing the same thing and then getting mad that they're attracting the same audience that knows about all of their misdeeds. Also, those are still DaddyOFive's children (even if they don't live with him) and that woman is still their mother (even if they don't live with her). I don't understand why he or anyone else would disparage them online. Instead of talking about how CPS was never involved, just reaffirm that Cody and Emma are safe and happy and that the family is learning and growing as they move forward. Not that hard.

[@StummerVogel]

@@elijahishere IKR. Even when the drama was still ongoing back then they filmed everything. Like the moment their son came back from school and they told him that Emma and Cody had been taking away that day. Why would anyone film that and post online?? They haven't even learned anything. I just looked him up and Jake says Cody and Emma are "stopping his grind". He's not sorry for anything, no, THEY are the bad ones because now he can't be a famous rapper since people always bring up the old videos.

[@michealthrowaway2122]

​​@@StummerVogelPeople like you are why the internet is a consistently toxic place. Forgive, forget, and move on. It won't change anything and they've already payed some sort of dues.

[@itsAustinGreen]

recording any kid and putting it online for profit is so wrong, imagine your middle school years being seen by thousands of people

[@ozvoid1245]

Actually fuck that.

[@Amero2323]

You're right but it's more like millions of people

[@Jfam11638]

It’s even worse than that too, not only are their awkward, formative years being put on display for millions of people, but they were constantly forced into humiliating situations for shock and clickbait value

[@bullseyebulldog8001]

Skill issue? Kids should have just declined being recorded

[@McStuda]

@@bullseyebulldog8001 wow so edgy, do you want a lolipop for your effort?

[@fuzzbox8004]

Bro turned from DaddyOFive to DaddyOZero

[@BlissBee]

Fr?

[@BobmcJane4815]

Thank God he lost custody of his children, if that makes any sense

[@BlissBee]

@@BobmcJane4815 so he lost Alex and Ryan too now? I would say Jake too but dude could have left on his own accord anyway

[@cfdxvi]

@@BlissBeeNa he’s apparently still in close contact with Jake. On TikTok, Jake either is usually promoting his new life and shows off his dad from time to time. The comments seem to have forgotten all the drama they were involved in.

[@Commander_Shepard.]

Holy shit *all* his children died? 😨😱

[@ryukomatoi2681]

young pyro looks like he was raised by DaddyOFive

[@Oudob]

He looks like he came back from drug rehab

[@makaimura7394]

😂

[@turnermd1302]

kinda looks like he's into diaper play

[@karrimgyver]

hahaha u so funny bro XDDD funny and original.

[@ghiless7513]

Hiiioo friiiiend

[@Kirsha-Ay]

Pyro referring to 2015 and 2017 as 'many years ago' has aged me severely.

[@strawberrypeels]

Unc status

[@nobby3265]

Fr, still feels like yesterday.. 😢

[@jaffa3717]

I feel ancient and I'm barely an adult

[@SwagSwagSenate]

I blew my friend's mind when I told him that the elytras were added to minecraft 8 years ago

[@YourPalKindred]

​@@SwagSwagSenate WWWHHHHAAAAT

[@Jfam11638]

My favorite thing about DO5 is how the parents tried to claim the videos are fake without even realizing that that makes the videos even worse - they’re basically saying that they told their kids to hurt each other or themselves for content instead of it happening organically, directly implicating them instead of giving them a layer of potential plausible deniability

[@stevealan6113]

They both seem… idk how to put it… intellectually disabled? Def missing some crucial IQ points at the very least

[@pspfilms7505]

For DaddyOFive Pyro brought back the video being barely 10 minutes Now all he needs is the green screen of his old room and the lesbian cut

[@kennynelson3189]

And gameplay from a le epic game in the background

[@forceawakens4449]

​@@kennynelson3189preferably dying light

[@supahsta2]

And the deep voice

[@brandnewdan]

His current hair is kinda cliche lessy anyway as it is! :D

[@stop.me.7395]

And the epic "N-word" that he used to say openly without being cancelled back in the day. I love it lol.

[@ShatteredGlass916]

Now all we need is AceFamily resurface to perfected "Old Pyro's Target Trio" Stomedy, DaddyOFive and AceFamily

[@Longshanks1690]

Morgz and that kid Misha definitely caught more flak from Pyro back in the “Hey guys flash bang here” era than any of them tbh. 😂

[@bunnyventi]

​@@Longshanks1690that kid got bullied so hard, he just want to play pokemon go everyday

[@BatQuinn]

Stomedys back?

[@Ind3xPlus]

​@@Longshanks1690 Morgz has such a bullyable face

[@Gamerjman19]

In retrospect, was anything really wrong with Stomedy?

[@baggio7451]

The fact that he was gone so long that he now has a new family to exploit, is crazy

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

Seeing the kids be grown up hit me like a fucking truck it's been THAT LONG?!

[@parallaxninja456]

i feel this bro haha

[@tonypringles2285]

wherever cody and emma are now i hope they are living a good life. they deserve it

[@LucasCarter2]

I remember that kid, he was the favourite child of them and he was never treated poorly in any of the videos I saw. Obviously his side of the story is that it wasn’t that bad.

[@megaquazadarkside7598]

Bruh you cant be serious, the oldest child was the child of both of the parents so he was treated like a prince the other children were abused and punished for nothing. You clearly never watched the content

[@jasonstephenson4378]

@@megaquazadarkside7598I think that's his point, that obviously the kid who was treated the best is gonna say "wasn't that bad lol skill issue"

[@megaquazadarkside7598]

@@jasonstephenson4378 my bad read the comment wrong, i thought he said it was his favourite not "the" favourite

[@REvoLverj98]

​@@megaquazadarkside7598 iirc, one of the daughters was spared simply because she didn't react. That's why Cody was the target for most of the pranks.

[@FalfYT]

@@megaquazadarkside7598 wrong. Mike martin is jakes stepdad his real dad is nowhere to be found. I think the only one whos both of their kid is alex.

[@user-wl2vk4eo4y]

Unfortunately abused kids sometimes turn a worse abused sibling into what's called a "scapegoat" to help cope with their own trauma. So instead of saying their parents, which are still in their lives, are the bad people, they will instead call a sibling that is no longer involved in their lives the bad person. I know this because I lived it. My parents abused my sister that they adopted extremely badly. Then eventually she started to act out and my family gave away their parenting rights and put her back in the system after CPS came around. I feel really bad about hating her when I was younger, but eventually I realized my parents weren't that great when the abuse they gave me started affecting me. Parents who abuse their kids ruin their kids for life. But thankfully therapy and medication has helped me cope. Abusive parents really need to go to prison instead of how America does it which gives them a pat on the back for "corporal punishment".

[@bibhuchhetri5421]

He wasn't the abused infact he was one of the abusers. This kid(one with tattoos) was the oldest one and was the favourite of the parents. He even participated in bullying of the younger kids(can't blame him fully , because he was a kid himself). Obviously he would say good stuff about his parents because he never experienced their abuse , and seems he even hates his younger siblings maybe because he thinks they 'broke the family apart' i guess

[@airthrowDBT]

I was the scapegoat. Literally all I did was go to school and then hide in my room listening to music and playing videogames in high school, but they kicked me out across the country to my grandma and tried to blame my mom's pregnancy with my sister on me. Getting kicked out and blamed for my mom's health problems for existing really did a number on me. Surprised surprise her shitty marriage to a narcissist didn't improve when I left and after I was kicked out illegally at 18 without any notice (my mom was a lawyer and knew full well this eviction was illegal, but she knew I didn't know I had 90 days to prepare to leave)- their lives eventually fell apart and she was banned from practicing law in my state. The scapegoat kids are almost never to blame in my experience.

[@maninthemask6275]

99% of the world uses corporal punishment dude it’s not a bad thing in moderation.

[@ASTER10NN]

hair slowly morphing into a peruvian guinea pig

[@karrimgyver]

hahaha u so funny bro XDDD funny and original.

[@ASTER10NN]

@@karrimgyver thank yu my mom says I’m a special boy

[@violetasren-fm4ld]

Omfg😭

[@Aceinit1]

Damn, we got daddy o five back before GTA 6

[@yajurojha8200]

Very creative mate

[@RusRus72]

@@yajurojha8200”very creative *MATE*”-🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@ilftc8892]

that kids neck tatttoo will be in his future regrets 1000 percent lol

[@Jfam11638]

Pretty sure he has “Familyofive” tattooed on his arm too Imagine going to an interview and seeing some kid with bleached hair and lipstick sporting a tattoo with a name associated with child abuse lmfao

[@jaffa3717]

Why do people do that to themselves, it looks awful

[@GeZz.]

@@jaffa3717 is their body bro, they can do whatever they want LOL

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

​@@jaffa3717 throat tattoos can look amazing but more to your point; because they want to and we're free to. People been tattooing themselves pretty much since we started painting cave walls. So...

[@domynee]

@@Jfam11638 based reply

[@Nerdbookworm]

Pyro used to fake having a deeper voice❌ Pyros voice is higher since he’s a femboy ✅

[@h.l_r1622]

Nial cumass

[@Kdub09swm]

"X seconds, x views bro fell off" commenter's speed running for least funny comment.

[@doremysheep7864]

Fr

[@memer9491]

you're no better than they are

[@slayparty]

omg cry about it

[@slayparty]

75 likes 2 hours ago bro is in DESPERATE need of swimming in hydrogen peroxide!

[@HPsawus]

@@slayparty0 likes in 4 mins bro desperately needs to experience Delta P

[@polyblank73]

Talking about child abuse while playing animal crossing music.

[@EE-iv5ej]

"Somehow, DaddyOFive returned."

[@narikobeilschmidt]

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN

[@rarelysmile-ish2320]

Omg so funny, here's ur gold kind xir

[@sugarnspicepie]

MY EXACT THOUGHTSS Like go tf away bro

[@UnkindledKieran]

He's so back chat

[@great2831]

That's not a good thign

[@bunnyventi]

WE'RE BARACK!

[@KKlimberton]

Ws IN THE CHAT GUYS LET'S GOOOO

[@AlanElPatron7]

@@great2831cause yall didn’t watch his videos like we did

[@ceosgamer016_5]

​@@AlanElPatron7so you were fueling the kids abuse good for you

[@Nathan_Affronti]

God just hearing about Daddy05 pisses me off, just knowing that he abused his children and yet insisted that HE was the victim

[@PorkiFerret]

As incredibly delusional and ridiculous as it seems, people like Do5 will use the “harassment” he received from outsiders as a way to make himself feel like a victim and admonish himself of any guilt. However, anyone who knows of what he’s done will see he’s not a victim and is merely being rightfully called out for his horrid behavior towards his children.

[@StaticWTFF]

@@PorkiFerretI’ve seen the video the oldest one made and he said it was never real all content based and he said cps never was involved but the birth mother of Cody and Emma went to court for an emergency custody which means she took the videos and said it was real and she took them and I think it lasted around 7 days and they didn’t have them back because they felt like moving them back and forth from homes would mess with their mental health meaning they had every right to take the kids back but declined because of moving back and fourth from home would be bad and mess with them so they were sent to a foster care now I’m not defending them but off of what the video did say and how they said everything it made sense and I’m pretty sure they all still talk to each other and even one of dons videos he gave people Cody’s instagram

[@Rafael-mz5rx]

0:26 starts yappin

[@Longshanks1690]

I don’t even want to look up how long ago the original DaddyOFive saga was, because I think I’ll age 20 years given I remember it unfolding in its entirety. 👴🏻

[@rocomike3456]

7 years ago

[@vyrodwarvenking]

@@rocomike34562017 being 7 years ago genuinely hurts my soul to think about

[@clickbait7396]

damn this slop is hot off the press

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

it comes out lukewarm, like pig innards being ground up in a slaughterhouse

[@MarvelSonicFan04]

Reminder: DaddyoFive framed PhillipDeFranco for calling him out for him exploiting his kids

[@superpan218]

He blamed Philip DeFranco for ruining his KZbin career. DaddyOFive brought this on to himself.

[@Pugcam]

Real video starts at 4:30

[@Maltyy_]

Why does pyro look more and more like xqc but slightly more sane and not malnourished

[@NovaProspekt19]

It's the crappy hair part

[@StegBw]

Pyro trying not to talk about how he used to do an obnoxious deep voice (impossible)

[@me-lz7jb]

Yeah it's getting more annoying than the voice ever was.

[@The.Drummers.Drummer]

Im glad Pyro can finally share his family experiences as a young child.

[@Syphonus811]

The Bully music makes me happy. I've been replaying it lately. Absolute peak childhood

[@dial-tone609]

Hell yeah

[@mynameisntemma167]

I think some people are astonished to know their actions from years ago were remembered and they can’t just slither back into peoples favor

[@rare2775]

66 comments and 30 views? Pyro has risen to fame.

[@lynx642]

🧢

[@xduday9608]

it’s weird how pyro fans love to post 2.2 comments under his videos

[@kikuchiLOV]

rare sighting

[@nocluewhatimdoing.]

seeing daddyofive in a pyro title made me have flashbacks to like 5 years ago

[@peppyrobo7049]

Old Pyro used to talk like a skinny Winston Churchill

[@bleat2100]

i used to watch daddy0five as a kid its kinda mental what he did watching reuploads today

[@funkinfungoid]

I remember watching fucking KZbin poops of those videos as a kid, the Internet sure is a thing

[@aliex911]

pyros hairline is far back

[@ASTROONALL4]

Damn 😂

[@funfionn2045]

its back to 2015

[@superweedenjoyer]

Probably better than yours

[@doremysheep7864]

So funny Totally not an overused, unfunny, unoriginal joke.

[@karrimgyver]

hahaha u so funny bro XDDD funny and original.

[@yougoof4456]

WE NEED STOMEDY TO RETURN

[@xzeuii]

1:44 bless you :)

[@purpleplasma4824]

He came back with the Invisible Ink.

[@KsNoNameProductions]

Hey pooks👋Last stream was awful. Don't ever do it again!🛌

[@ToonCatTV]

Oh. Okay ❤

[@ToonCatTV]

Yay ❤

[@breexthehedgehog6131]

"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!"

[@CallofFreaky]

10 minutes explaining what a dad is

[@imakecontent2206]

7:25 Sonic Mega Collection music!

[@goober112]

Thank goodness pyros family is still posting pyros backlog of videos after he passed. RIP pyro you will be missed

[@selfgaslighter]

pyro would spend 40 minutes explaining what a father is

[@Premiumsimplycantmiss]

2:30 I completely forgot mizzy even existed lmao

[@furryfemboylover]

1:42 Pyro is so cute when he sneezes

[@Calamity25]

Weird

[@michaelh13]

i'm in your walls

[@Athenasgaychild]

Alright furryfemboylover

[@fossilquack]

:3

[@kylegazgarrick7061]

:3

[@bruhh9947]

PyrosHairLine keeps pushing back

[@karrimgyver]

hahaha u so funny bro XDDD funny and original.

[@bruhh9947]

@@karrimgyver skibidi fanum tax

[@therealjome]

Pyro has never been so up before. 2019 we back bros.

[@wendymain_69]

i want my 20 seconds not remembering who daddy o five is back

[@jubal6654]

Ita amazing how they keep coming back

[@tomasmoreno6169]

This is like being back old KZbin with this video especially with pyro

[@AdamSLAA]

This is the sequel I’ve wanted for years. I’m happy Mr inflation man

[@Crackadona]

I enjoy Pyro's soccer-mom bob haircut. It brings me joy.

[@wrthhhles]

6:13 why does he call them step siblings when they literally share the same dad like bro that’s your brother and sister lmfao😭

[@voodo8715]

mike isn’t there real dad bro… that’s all the moms kids mike (daddyofive) is just the step dad his real kids is cody and emma

[@adrew3232]

bro is playing the Bully - Soundtrack Walking Theme in the video

[@Notllamalord]

Pyro never fails to fill up my sinuses

[@lordwoody8352]

Damn. We got DaddyOZero back before GTA 6

[@defaultsettingsenjoyer]

He’s so back guys

[@Koalalover70]

Damn you for baiting me by playing the Bully OST

[@poppaace8447]

Video starts at 4:40

[@Oatsdude]

Close enough, welcome back Pyro

[@PriestyXO]

1 view in 40 seconds? Bro is so back🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔛🔝

[@atul8297]

We up

[@kiraklee7811]

“What is wrong with your head” is that pyros dad?

[@bunnyventi]

no, his dad is in prison

[@kiraklee7811]

It’s his other dad

[@manwithanidea]

Bro looks like the postal dude 🗿

[@Torres289]

>click video I’m interested in >uploaded by pyro >mfw

[@chuchumama9819]

Exactly 10:03 long. It’s over. Steel wall era.

[@BlissBee]

Hes been back idk why people are only learning about this new channel now its been there for years

[@ishitthenigiggle]

Oh damn you're the oversear i bow to you

[@powerultraboi5465]

“Ma name Jeff” -Pyro, June 20th 2024

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

We're so back, baby.

[@alarickfort1007]

Bless you Pyro

[@PANdA-lq2dp]

This is a bowl with spoon moment🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣

[@ZackTheChiller]

So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing

[@2fore2splace50]

We are so back

[@jstar3382]

Man he really does look like the postal guy

[@Fatcasum]

Hey thats mee 💀💀

[@greenphantomog]

Pyro flexing the DaddOFive camera iPhone

[@thebenexperience]

insane that pyro says nothing in the video that you can't tell from the title

[@Skrubscribble]

PLEASE FIRE THE EDITOR THAT NEVER PUTS MEME AT THE END OF THE VIDEO IN PYROLIVE

[@Shrando]

Yes

[@lunarized6375]

pyro looks like john pork in his old vids

[@punkizm]

Your DaddyOFive videos is how I got here 🤣😭

[@George-tb3by]

Shoutout to the editor for picking the greatest song of all time as a background theme at around the 7 minute mark

[@fig_nonamer]

Seeing daddyOfive on my tiktok fyp as a tiktok live was like seeing Jesus being crucified liveleak 24k ultrahd

[@AutisticAl]

Video starts at 6 minutes. Pyro just needs more money for another scuffed trim

[@therealeikichionizuka]

hearing daddy o five makes me feel like obi wan hearing his name in a new hope

[@cyanalternation4237]

Gotta respect youtubers like DanTDM who just straight up don't show the face of their kids face. Down the line, his kids will be grateful for the privacy.

[@sagepuppet]

Bro beat the fall off allegations

[@jerseyjess7826]

I'm a parent & have experience w/the family court system and ummmmm no. no anyone cannot just go to the court, claim something & get an emergency custody order taking your kids away from you. that's absolutely ridiculous

[@CoolCatDosStuff]

The postal dude us back lmao

[@YaNeighbor]

Our 10 min video ad rev king

[@dip.918]

I saw this video appear on my home page and it felt like that moment in Jujutsu Kaisen 0 when Yuta enters the classroom and the others can just FEEL the cursed presence 😭

[@jouiihihui9517]

00:37 soooo true

[@TaZerrHD]

Love the voice hahaha what a throwback

[@roxasdeviluke317]

Pyro went back to his roots we are closer to bringing back a series of tubes

[@wrathfulbeaver2473]

The slop got to him

[@justsomeguywholikesmangoes1363]

I audibly groaned "ah no" as I saw the title.