DAG as Teddy Pendergrass on the Adam Carolla Show, "You're not that fat"

1/27/13

[@johnmatz4748]

I'll honestly never forget when I first heard this. I had to pull into a gas station because I was laughing so hard. DAG is the shit.

[@agreen182]

I was working around other people and when he said "I WANNA FLAP STEAK F--K YA BABAYYYYY" I actually almost died from holding the laughter in

[@Avlar]

I was on a 24 hour drive back from vacation in Illinois and I'm sure I'd remember the moment if I drove through the same area

[@Frank_Reynolds__.]

I first heard this driving home from the lake and had to pull over because I was crying laughing

[@edayala9171]

Same here

[@all2envyms3]

Too bad David got too woke. Since trump got elected the Hollywood elite became morons

[@TheBluePhoenix2112]

Adam is one of the funniest, most spontaneous and improvisational comedians you will ever hear. When he’s with DAG they take it to a whole other level.

[@michaelwright672]

I heard this so many times and it's still the funny thing I ever heard

[@Justlein]

Adam and DAG feed so fucking flawlessly on eachother. it really is an art

[@all2envyms3]

Too bad dag got woke.

[@Jasconius87]

i remember listening to this in my office and i was in absolute tears, could hardly breathe. probably top 5 moments in podcast history, ANY podcast

[@adamw4469]

Still laughing and randomly belting this out around the house 10+ years later.

[@agreen182]

I’ll always remember the first time I heard this. I was in a crowded room listening on headphones. When he screamed “I WANNA FLAP STEAK F**K YAH BAAYYYYBBAAAYYY!!” I almost died

[@johnmatz4748]

Also, I've never heard Ace laugh like this before

[@jamesgville]

Adam and DAG can ad lib better stuff off the top of their heads than anybody else can write.

[@Spindles15]

Adam's laugh is contagious.

[@mculligan5000]

The first time I heard this I had to pull over because I was laughing so hard.

[@pablolynskano]

Dag and Adam are unreal here.....you never hear Adam laugh like that. quality stuff....

[@SelectiveSocial401]

Bite the pillow, bitch, you know you like it! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahh!

[@ChrisMulhern]

HOLY SHIT! DAG is the ONLY person that upstages everyone....I laugh out loud uncontrollably!!!! I need more of this.....

[@weebabyseamus08]

This cut friggin kills me!!! Especially Aceman advising "Teddy" in the studio session. HILARIOUS

[@TheBiggie034]

Dag is a absolute monster! Had me Rollin!

[@TigerClawTV]

Still have this episode knocking around on my hard drive. The whole Funky Flops bit he did earlier in the show was really good as well.

[@livinandrockinout]

can you put it up? it's one of my favorite episodes too and I don't have access to the archives

[@livinandrockinout]

happy martin luther thang jr. show... :)

[@TigerClawTV]

Where? If I post it on youtube my account will get a strike which I'm not willing to risk. If you can find another place to ether post or send it to you, I will.

[@justinenglund7189]

I’ve looked for that funky flops clip for years

[@greezay]

It's hilarious because he sounds so authentic as Teddy.

[@hunter9858]

IN GONNA DIIIIIE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAahahahhahahahaa

[@randytoledo1976]

The first time I heard this "live" I was literaly "ROTFL"...One of the funniest bits I've ever heard...

[@breadsandwich336]

never gets old

[@wtmackey99]

This is soo funny! I've listened to this at least 10 times

[@Boneman131]

"FLAP STEAK F*CK YA BABY!!!"

[@adamdawson3375]

I come back to this at least once a month. It’s so good and so smart and these guys were thinking on their feet so quickly

[@alienresearchlab]

The best bit on the Carolla show ever. Too bad DAG dropped him as a friend because of his political opinions. It was fun while it lasted.

[@osculant]

I'm crying.

[@Photoloco]

haha LET'S GET FREAKY at 5:09

[@123nyc1]

I wish I could see dags facial expression lol

[@zompre]

"Shut up. Give me whay I want"

[@jerseymarv]

"that backend is killing be" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@RTVFX7oD]

Thank you so much! please don't you ever delete this, BEST bit of 2013 calling it NOW!

[@Luvie1980]

This is absolutely hilarious!

[@u224701]

First Ballot Hall of Fame. The run-up backhanded insult that led to the Teddy apology makes this even better.

[@vostrategist]

Oh my God I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!

[@Metaldjwill2]

I was crying and had to pull off to the side of the road immediately!

[@YogurtSlinger67]

This is Awesome! I 've been laughing my ass off for hours. Thanks

[@myspacenrg]

still holds up. haha

[@mt9054]

Worth it to hear Adam laugh.....

[@user-kl9bw5rj6f]

someone put this whole episode up so damn good

[@bluetoaster05]

Genius! Love this bit!

[@IsleFreeThinker1]

This almost had me in tears!

[@Mr.Pop0]

I have to save dag for later listening because i almost killed someone driving when i first heard this

[@johnkeeton8119]

How I missed this.

[@CBPJoey]

This is hysterical.

[@nbn33]

Heard it all before and still makes me laugh

[@muttsnuts5849]

I wish DAG would come back.

[@profhudsonshugeballs]

i wish DAG and ACEMAN were still friends.... fuck.

[@ZERO_O7X]

"Turn out the lights, and light a candle. And I will rub you down, cause you're not that fat"

[@LordApathy1]

Great stuff LMAO!!!

[@charlieharrison007]

Amazing

[@rob.the.bank_]

awesome!

[@lilripsta1995]

Light them scents so that ya funky feet gonna smell goooooooood!!!

[@pkane22]

I'm never going to look at flank steak the same way again.

[@MrBentham22]

8:19 love the improv.

[@dmvnumberspage5548]

LMAOOOOOOOO!

[@markcox731]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonfleetwood7960]

DAG is a genius!

[@lilripsta1995]

Lol

[@TheZurul]

yeah you really have to listen to the whole episode to get the bit

[@michiganjack1337]

I think “we” the fans need to get these two back together. Politics be dammed.

[@brendankelly8506]

I concur... I listened to it "live"...... it wasn't as funny as it is now. DAG is a treasure... I hope he continues to share comedy with the world, or at the very least me.

[@n0denz]

Love Alison's inhaling laugh.

[@charlieharrison007]

Doesnt get much better... DAG for president!!!

[@feerstyy]

In October 2018 where has DAG been?

[@pho954]

Politics. www.reddit.com/r/AdamCarolla/comments/85duna/dag_confirms_he_stopped_going_on_carolla_because/

[@kurtadams3021]

Too funny. lol

[@luda650]

post this on worldstar

[@keithorfanides7200]

Omg

[@daringgabeable]

5:55

[@dacrd]

this is what got allison dreaming about DAG

[@rwnewman]

Just heard your name dropped on today's ACS. #topdrop

[@JaneDoe-zr4px]

6:49

[@SweetSpot909]

you have to include the actual part when he calls her not that fat and then a couple of minutes afterwards. The apology has no context otherwise.

[@martinscott7006]

It is really a shame that DAG stopped working with Adam simply because of BS identity politics.

[@christian619campos]

Your abdominal muscle

[@123nyc1]

i just honer you lol

[@Ghastly_Grinner]

WTF happened to DAG

[@ExhumedWolf]

Glad they got rid of Allison. She never jumped in on the fun.

[@lapsedarchive2633]

Nah, Gina is too much of a yes man type who gives extremely generic answers/quips and any chance she can. The more I listen the more annoyed I get. Alison was actually legit funny at times, but Adam probably likes Ginas traits a lot more in a news girl

[@sz5876]

All of his female sidekicks have sucked, even for not trying enough, Allison, or trying too much Gina, yes, you can't win.

[@rocowolf918]

Dag got sucked to the pc world...sad